The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1931 Bastard Son of a Lemming Sheep

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

This week, Adam and Dr. Drew start off frustrated with traffic, Adam explains the driver's lack of awareness, and Drew dissects the sheep on the road. Plus, They discuss the sudden death of Liam Payne in Argentina, and the dangers of new addictions to the latest drugs. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com Please Support Our Sponsor: This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp, BetterHelp.com/AdamandDrew

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low price of nine bucks a month of pittance for all we're going to bring you. Subscribe now at adamcarolla.com slash sub stack and I'll see all of you in our new speakeasy called sub stack. Recorded live at Karola One Studios with Adam Karola and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on it. Dr. Drew's born first time. It's an herbalist specialist. Herbalist? How about that? Drew's a little stressed out from the road today. Yeah. You know what stressed me out? It wasn't an accident. It actually wasn't

road work that I could actually see it looked like street sweepers Mm-hmm had to close two lanes for that put the high patrol out there Yeah, yeah, I listen okay. I I expressed myself on this subject on a Weekly basis which is I weekly basis, which is I do not mind the part of life where there are accidents and shit happens and stuff to fix and clean up. And I don't mind the road construction or the sweeper or the stuff of that nature. I don't. What I mind is kind of the free stuff that just escapes into the wind of life.

You know what I mean? Like the stuff that could be so easily remedied. You know? Aaron Ross Powell Well, for me, this seems like it's under that category because why during rush hour in the morning? David Schoenberg Well, I agree with you. I totally agree with you. I totally agree with you But I will reserve some space carved out for why okay that that that is a thing. Okay, okay, but

for me I experienced frustration on the road today too because I was driving here and I was going down PCH and I was driving here and I was going down PCH and there is a crosswalk with a signal in it somewhere around the middle, not quite Santa Monica yet, but there's a crosswalk when there's a signal. And it flashes red, which means you stop, you look around and then you go. The problem is, is 80% of the time, the flashing red, people treat it like they're at a train

crossing and they just sit there. And then I'm eight cars back, but it's both lanes, backed all the way up, and it's flashing. It's a stop sign. It's not a train. Right. And I am looking to, there's no pedestrians. But the part that I'm kind of becoming obsessed with, as I do with all the stuff, like it's not the guy who's on CNN, bloviating about why we need a 13th VAX.

It's the person interviewing them nodding their head. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And then they're going, you know, and they're sitting there and they're going. So wait a minute. Then he went to the grave of the unknown soldier and he urinated on it and he said,

all our military's a bunch of pussies and cowards. And the guy's sitting there going, oh really? Oh yes, do tell. So what is that on the deeper level? That person bothers me way more than the other person. No, it's the sheep. It's the sheep syndrome.

Well, it's kind of like saying the guy who's punching the elderly person repeatedly on the subway bothers me, but the guy standing next to them watching him do it bothers me more. But think about this. I was funny you brought this up. Hold on, not done yet. I just want you to think about this though. The guy that did step in, the Marine, when they got...

Yes, well he's up for manslaughter. You get punished if you step in. No, that's true. That's true. And that has added a new wrinkle. But I'm still more angry at kind of the person that's not doing anything. So as we sit... But doesn't that make you that way? It kind of makes everybody... Well, in this particular instance, no, because we're sitting at a crosswalk that's empty with a blinking red light and everyone is just sitting there and I'm eight cars back and I'm trying to figure out what is going on up there and the answer is nothing. So I start honking. My range of honking, I'm at 7.3 cars of an average honk. I honk 7.3 cars on average behind the person who's not turning

right onto PCH when they have their own lane and whatever it is. I don't know what the person behind them is doing. Why they aren't honking also, meaning? Not only that, yes, there's two lanes. Go around, Oh my god. There's two people sitting there just watching us Sit there and as our lives go by Seeing the sand in the hourglass So goes the day of days of our lives true. It's just time to reference by the way

Nobody's talking. I'm just sitting there going. What are we? What are we doing? Okay now? God just said this a million times this is in my real house right now too. We have over officious cops here who scare the shit out of everyone so when they see a red flashing light they just sit there yeah they're just scared they're not they're not taking a chance the whole note here but they're unaware of the law they could put a sign up that says stop on red then continue or something you know some version of something that but that sign's never up so there's a bunch of fucking dopes that are just sitting there same with the i i went to burbank

airport last weekend i got off the freeway we sat at the red nobody did anything like you could turn there are no cars coming you can turn person behind that course I'm five cars back now honking once again there is no sign there's no awareness there's no campaign then we go into Burbank Airport we now have my new Oh favorite Nazi war criminal Not to prison guard guy Or the war criminal I Think I was clear when I said Nazi war criminal fair enough He did not need to jump in and down great to prison guard now

Nazi war criminal because it is a more more extreme than a prison guard they Nazi war criminal because it is a more more extreme than a prison guard they Sit I'm trying to turn into Burbank Airport. This happens over here leaving the shop on Western all the time They sit in the right lane with no blinker on Okay So you would presume that they're going straight when the signal changes because it's red and you're sitting there and Nothing's happening and everyone's turning into the airport going the other direction on a Hollywood Way and they're turning in front They're just turning you're just seeing there and I'm looking but the guy's not signaling

So I'm not gonna honk at him because he may be going see he is going straight He's not signaling then when the light changes they turn right What the fuck is going on? Why can't we pick it up? But forget about these brain dead lemming sheep, you know, bastard son of a lemming sheep. Why is there zero? It's never even, I've never even heard anyone discuss it.

Like, hey, traffic, here we go. We got ways to speed this up. Well, it's been bothering you for a long time. It's never, I've never heard it spoken out loud. I've driven down PCH and see the signs on the lifeguard tower that says, let's keep Malibu hate free. That they have money for, or resources,

or they have energy for. They don't have, there's no energy for this. And the populace at large doesn't seem to know or care. They won't turn right. It's red. I'm like, start honking. And they're like, oh, what do you want from me? Like if I honk through one person who's sitting there endlessly at the person who's not turning

right on PCH when they have their own lane for 200 yards, just sitting there, I honk and they look back and they go, whoa, what do you want? There's traffic. No, they don't say there's traffic. Oh, you mean there's not even any oncoming traffic and they sit there? There's a few versions. They have their own fucking lane to turn into, which is insane to me. Okay, that's number one.

They do not use their lane. Then there's the version where there's a car or two, but they're in the left lane. So now they have their lane and the middle lane if they if they'd like but they're not leaving anything to chance They want to wait till there's nobody coming down PCH, which is mathematically impossible At 445 in the afternoon on a Wednesday. So this will never happen 100% but no the person it's never it's it. I think the default setting is it's red Where do you want me to go? They treat a red light in turning right the same way they treat a red light and turning left

It's just sort of it's red, but the problem with this is that it's an indictment of a bigger Problem and this is where the green arrows fucked us too, because we're waiting for a signal to go. There is no signal. Right. So let's drill into what this is and why we have so many sheep and why we ended up with a COVID disaster. Let's think about it.

So A, they scared the shit out of people. And just the way the cops scared the people about the red lights They're scared shitless and they don't want trouble. Yes. Okay Secondly, they're out of it. They're not paying attention. Yes Thirdly, hey Matt, what do you think? I just keep my head down. I don't wanna be on there I just I don't want any trouble. I don't want any trouble here Well, there's an element in LA where you honk the horn and the guy gets out of the car of the gun in LA where you honk the horn and the guy gets out of the car with a gun, which is real, but you know in Malibu with the G-Wagon in front of me I feel like there's probably one

of the Kardashians in there and I could probably pull this one off. Pride taker. It's a general out of it malaise that everyone is sort of drifting into. But that's the problem is that they are so robotized by the government. Yes. And no one's thinking, no one's doing anything for themselves, no one has awareness, no one has any spontaneous anything.

And this is what we must fight. Not just with the red arrows, maybe that'll start it. Well, listen, you sent me an article yesterday about secondhand smoke. Oh yeah. Okay. First off, when people as it pertains to moi, they do like, it's funny. Like the monocle just fell out of your eye. Sorry. I was watching I didn't I was rewatching it a tape of the young Turks and

the guy Ugar Unger or whatever the guy was yelling about me and he's like, what does that guy know? He doesn't know anything. He knows nothing like it was this whole die-dry about me knowing nothing. I Know everything you fucking retards Nothing. I I know everything you fucking retards Who was complaining about secondhand smoke and what bullshit it was? When did I start my campaign? Yelling about what bullshit the statistics were on secondhand smite. I would say 1997

Okay, approximately maybe 98 not later than. Well, we got on the air in end of 95. In there, yeah. Not long after I got on the air because I passed the billboard on the way in that said 57,000 Americans died of second-hand smoke. You may have brought it up before them but the campaign began. Like they're really like it's bothering everybody. So I was on a campaign in the 90s yelling that the government was full of shit and they're lying to you and they're trying to scare you about secondhand smoke. Can you think of any other notable broadcasters that got into this or any human being on the planet? Literally no human being on the planet because it was scary at the time to sort

of question this. It would seem like such dogma. Of course, like, you're going to have to smoke, you're in the room, you inhale it. Then when we were tipped off though, this is sort of the, this is a tell everybody, it's worse than smoking cigarettes. Oh, that started, they do that, yeah, but they'll, they do that. That's, that, that, that didn't start, they, that was like five years in. At least, but then it's the tell that you were being lied to in the first place. Yeah, yeah, it's worse than smoking. The only one who lives with a smoker should start smoking for their own safety. Right.

Is basically the way I hear it. Yes, yes, I heard it too. too yeah now here's the thing that's interesting about this how did I know this whole secondhand thing you guys have been spoon-fed your entire life how did I know as a humble carpenter from North Hollywood with no scientific training and no education. How did I know it was bullshit that was being spoon-fed to us by the government? How did I know that? How? I'm not sure I can answer that. I actually don't know. Here's what I do know, which is that you don't know everything, but what you know, people better fucking listen

to when you, when you say something is off, people should learn. How did I know that patterns? You're big. How did I know no healthy person under 40 died of COVID? Cause you hadn't seen it. Didn't it? It didn't exist. It didn't exist. It didn't exist. And listen, what prominent celebrity died

and on their death certificate it says secondhand smoke? They tried to put that on Chris Reeves' wife. They attempted. She, if you recall. That was a pre-Gavin Newsom. If you wanna do a series which is Carolla argues with Tards, pre-Gavin Newsom, you can hear me with the mayor of Calabasas.

Oh yeah. While he was explaining to me that they were gonna outlaw outdoor smoking. And- And the Harz too, didn't they outlaw it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can hear me arguing with that. Laguna outlawed on the beach. That guy went full-tard on me, and I destroyed him.

Because he had a very cogent point, which was childhood asthma's up 70% from 50 years ago. And then I explained to him smoking is down 80% from 50 years ago right and then I explained to him smoking is down 80% from 50 years ago so hot what is the correlation between those two you're making the point that actually smoking helps childhood asthma and he was like what and then I shove that in his face and 10 minutes later he circled back to the same thing. I'm like, oh my god, you're retarded. But yes, nobody. So how do I know secondhand smoke doesn't exist? Because nobody I know, nobody I've ever met, nobody's prominent has ever died of secondhand

smoke. So now I know, now I'm an expert in secondhand smoke. And how do I know COVID didn't hurt kids? Because no kid in all my neighborhood with all my kids friends and everyone I know, and every person I knows kids, nobody died of COVID. And nobody on TV telling us we're gonna die of COVID. None of you fucking liars died. So now I'm an expert. Guess who knows more than Fauci? I do. But my brain's not corrupted. Fauci and the government's brain is corrupted. So because I've never heard of secondhand smoke and it doesn't exist and no one I know has ever died, now I'm an expert. But isn't it interesting the playbook is, I know what we'll do, we'll make them feel

guilty for not caring about other people, they care. They're smoking. Then we also had third hand smoke crept in. That was a good part. The ashtrays were as bad. No, not ashtrays, curtains. Oh, curtains.

It would get in the curtains, and then your grandkids would come over, and grandpa would have it in his cardigan. When he hugged the kid, he'd give him a big cancer hug. Fucking retards. It's everyone's fault, but mine. Yes, everyone's fault, but I've told everyone all time. This is what they're doing Well, they're fault for not listening. Well, and I'm guilty the second Right everything they did on secondhand smoke they did to us with Kovac just in that condensed version 100% Thank you.

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Go to comedyfantasycamp.com and get in on the fun. I got a quick side note for you, Drew, which is something I marvel at. I marvel at everybody, which is something I marvel at. I marvel at everybody, which is, I remember doing, I was reliving it the other day, but I did some charity event at the Reagan Museum and what have you. And years and years and years ago,

and August was with me and I said, I need the running order of the generals and the dignitaries and the people I'm bringing out on stage. And he said, yeah, I'll make you a list. And it was Lieutenant Colonel Kowalski, head of USMC Medical Corps, something like that. But because of Mike's penmanship,

none of it could be read. None of it was legible. And I literally stood on stage and I couldn't read anything. And I'd be like, is that an H? And I'd go, no, that's an N. But it has a tall stem on the back. But yeah, that's how I do my, you know what I mean? And it's like, I realize like, when you're writing, there's writing for you, but then there's writing for people to read on stage. You have to go to the fucking optometrist's letter board and you have to write like uppercase, like easy,

like you're talking to a fourth grader. You can't do your own thing, which most people do. So I had a corporate gig a couple of weeks ago and I just wanted to show you because it's funny I write but also it's a weird way to go through life well I'm guilty now I know you're guilty but now see the first guy's name is John Pike right so I'm looking at John Pike right okay and go, he spells his name with two N's? That's what it looks, it is absolutely J-O-N-N.

That's what is on the page. Right, and then the person goes, no, it's J-O-H-N. And I go, but that's the same letter. And they go, well, that's my, that's my H. And, but why is your H the same as your N? Like, and by the way, what am I supposed to do with that? I didn't grow up with you. Like, it's the same letter, is it not?

It's the same. I'm looking at it with a magnifying glass and there's a slight uptick sort of to the left on the H would no one could see. Now, it's not gonna translate in anything, because I'm still gonna say John. Yeah. But I was gonna make fun of him for doing a John with two N's.

Yes. Except for it's not. Yes. And the other thing, as I, once I've read that, then I'm looking at these other things going, oh, I'm insecure now. I made a little yellow mark on the other one. I don't know. I don't know what that is.

You don't know what it is, right? What is it? How would you spell that? My brain is going to do something with it, but as it is on the page, it's C-A-N-S-K-R or V. So I'm assuming it's an R because at the end of a word so can skr But not really readable. I don't know what the letter could be L.a.n. Skr I don't know what it is. The point is is I have to go read this on stage Why would you just block it out that could be? Lansker canceler

Lancelor it could be five different names. So I just go up on stage and butcher the shit out of this millionaire's name because I have no fucking idea what these last two letters are. This one is more mysterious than the John, I must tell you. And by the way, the J's barely become high. When you start, you get so insecure when you look at this stuff. It's like, whoa, what are the rest of these letters? I have no idea what the last two letters of that other name are.

What is the first letter? Is it L or C? Okay. Let's see. The first letter of where? The Lansker guy? Is it Lansker? Well, that can be Kansker. It doesn't have to be Lansker. I know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if that's an L or a C to begin with, and I have no idea what the last, the suffix is. I'm gonna say it begins with a J. Wait, that's a J.

The last N, sorry, the last N is what I was looking at. Oh, oh, that could be an L. Yeah. But it could be a C. Yeah. And the S just looks kind of like a backwards seven, right? There's no... Here's what I'm saying.

It seems insane to tell people if you're going to write for something, for somebody to read on stage, you have to just write in letters that people understand and use. You know what I like? You can't write in your own letters. You know what I like with that kind of handwriting? It's super carefully done. It's like it's so carefully. She was a nice woman who made a list,

who gave it to me moments before I walked on stage. She said, here's the running order. It reminds me of people putting hearts over their eyes and stuff. It's her handwriting. Even though it's slow and clear, it's her own. All right, so now we have to see if Jason... Now we're assuming that thing is an S, but that's just process of elimination.

Oh, I'm Jason. It doesn't look like an S. Oh, yeah, that could be anything. My brain feels like an S. Well, it's not a... There's no other letter that looks like half an S. No, it's not even that. It's that there's no other letter that would go there that makes that a name so i just automatically put an s in there all right let's see it's a five it's a five all right

let's try this okay what's your best bet i'm going to say cancel. Oh, oh, so it's an L with an E. But the E is closed at the top, so there is no opening. You can't see it. You don't know. It's a bit on the screen, maybe it looks bigger, better. It's an E. Oh, shit. All right. Any difference, Kyle, in the John between the H and the N? Is there any discernible difference that you can tell?

No discernible difference. Right. So why did we invent lettering? And what are we doing with letters? And then also, why go through your life with an H and an N that look exactly the same? And look over on the word open. You see there's sometimes she doesn't open the E.

See on the front right corner, maybe that's Ler. And where are we with Jason? What is that last name, Kyle? My guess would be, canceler. But from here, now that you put it enlarged on the screen, it really does look like an L and not a C. Well, I see a little thing. Okay, I'm gonna say canceler. It's like the C below. What is at the bottom, it's Al, right? Even though we've connected the A and the L with the things. I just think people not so fast and loose with all your stuff all the time. I was up on stage just butchering everyone's name. Would you remember that we used to have, we used to be trained in hand writing. I don't know if you part of the hippie school didn't get that, but we had to like fill out cursive and regular handwriting. And you did exactly the way they told you.

You followed the little dots. Yeah. All right. I got, I want to get to this. I'll get to some other stuff in the next show that whole Liam Payne thing And all the bizarre drugs they found in him. Yeah, TMZ had some stories on that I mean we should take a quick listen to what their deal is. Oh, we have a store. Oh, yeah clip Oh, I mean while we I know we'll bring up the TMZ video But yeah, he had a variety of drugs in his system something known as pink cocaine which they're alleging to be a mixture of

crack and cocaine Well cocaine is crack so that makes no sense Yeah, they're not making any distinction I'm gonna guess there's meth in there that makes it pink something like that. So I'm gonna guess that yeah Then the other thing is crystal, but it's Cri st al it's an Argentinian methamphetamine that they're thinking is in the system. Guess what? Crystal methamphetamine. You've never heard of crystal methamphetamine in the streets in Los Angeles? Crystal methamphetamine.

That's how people use methamphetamine, is the crystal version. So surprise, meth is involved. Shocking! Meth is the worst... Meth is the worst. It makes people do impulsive, crazy, violent things. Period. Good to have a lot of those folks roaming the streets with machetes for protection. Yep, yep. And it takes you to the street. That's the crazy thing. It just takes people to the street. Okay, what else we got here? A broken television screen or something? Yeah. I don't know why we need to comment on that. He was violent and aggressive. I heard something about a hallucinogen.

What was that all about? It seemed like there was everything, except the kitchen sink was in the sky system, and he was sober for a while, right? That's what I heard. Yeah, he had been reported sober earlier this year The hallucinogen is also not being confirmed, but they they are thinking that there is a possibility that there was a psychotic in his system that

Delved into his extremity like where it would have high highs and low lows and we'll just call that methamphetamine But I think he also was on some prescription stuff too. Well first off everyone under 40 is on something. Right. That's the sad and whatever part. That's right and that being the case not everybody jumps out of windows you have to add in this stuff. Right. All right. And by the way the other thing about the Liam thing that you'll appreciate is people are coming to me, they commit suicide, commit suicide. You All right. And by the way, the other thing about the Liam thing that you'll appreciate is people are coming to me, they commit suicide, commit suicide. You know what? No. People do not jump out of the third floor to commit suicide. Oh, only the third. Okay.

Yeah. It's eighth or above in my experience. It's certainly above four. Yeah, and so I knew immediately with some either he fell in a intoxicated state Typically or he jumped out in a psychotic state or I'm gonna fly that kind of thing. All right, I'm gonna be This Saturday Friday Saturday should sing Covina at the Laugh Factory four shows man Why shouldn't I put in a little weekend work? You're like Covina though. Seven o'clock, nine thirty, come on out, few tickets left for that, then Vegas and go to Amcroll.com for all the live shows. What do you got Drew? Did you ever see my crazy ex-girlfriend?

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