The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1932 You're Half the Planet!

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Adam starts the day off with a new word salad offering, Dr. Drew tries to figure out the dazzling praise amongst women, and they take on the elite fraternity of females. Plus, they take a call from a ...bunker at an undisclosed location, 1780s guy tries to understand the phenomenon that is Oprah, and Adam gets ready to hit the gym! Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com

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Starting point is 00:01:51 Sick Sick Specialist. All right, Drew. All right, what do you got, sir? I got some Kamala salad coming your way. I'm ready. I don't know why I'm particularly bothered by the word salad people, but it's an indicator that they're not clear thinkers.
Starting point is 00:02:17 It means something. It means they're not clear thinkers and it also means they're not, they're lying, essentially. It's buff. Now, the thing about the word salad is it's pretty it's a pretty simple equation I have had a chance to interview very clear thinkers people I would I would I would argue are very clear. And regardless of politics, both sides of the aisle. And Mark Cuban is strangely pretty left now,
Starting point is 00:02:54 but he doesn't do word salad. Does semi-retarded arguments, but it's not, you know, he's up on Bill Maher going, oh, nobody lied to you about COVID, Bill. They didn't know they were doing the best they could. They didn't know what was going on. I don't know if he's up on Bill Maher going, oh, nobody lied to you about COVID, Bill. They didn't know they were doing the best they could. They didn't know what was going on. I don't know if he's smart or dumb or lying or I don't know what happened to him. I think he may be in the bag for some government contracts or something because he was on CNBC
Starting point is 00:03:19 two days ago or something. And he was saying, the guy goes, are you for her tax plan? No. Would you go for this? No. Would you go for that? No, do you have her board about no, I wouldn't go for that. He goes the guy goes well, then what are you supporting with this woman? What what are you for that? Good vibes. Yeah. All right, so he may be compromised or something, but he's not a dope and he's clear with his answers and So then if you if you discuss Subjects with like Ben Shapiro
Starting point is 00:03:50 You know Let's look at it as a Cut of meat and let's talk about marbling, okay about marbling. Okay. Ha ha ha. Ben Shapiro. First thing I thought of. Ben Shapiro is no fat.
Starting point is 00:04:08 There's no marbling. It's all protein. It's all red protein. There's no marbling on it. And Jordan Peterson is no marbling. It's just, whish. Now, Tucker Carlson will put a little marbling in for flavor, you know what I mean? Not wagyu, but yeah will put a little marbling in for flavor.
Starting point is 00:04:25 You know what I mean? Not Wagyu, but yeah, just a little. Is Wagyu all fat? It's a lot of marbling. Lot of marbling. But he'll put a little in, because I add a little flavor, and it's more conversational.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Yeah. You know what I mean? All the smart guys, including friends that I have conversations with, have no extra words. They don't want them, it doesn't serve them, it doesn't help them make their point. The extra word is basically a meander so that your brain can find something to say.
Starting point is 00:05:03 But there's a weird part of it that both you and I could not abide by, which is you're holding other people up while you're just holding them. You're like, you're not saying anything, but you're holding them while you decide what you want to say. That seems, it seems awful to me. I couldn't do that. Well, you're wasting everyone's time because there is no answer. You're not providing an answer. But anyway, here's a here's a piece and also I Don't think you can be intelligent and do the word salad. I do not think you can do that I don't know unless You're diabolical and you just don't want to answer whatever the question is.
Starting point is 00:05:47 I don't think this question was even a policy question. Before we go to the words out, I just had one more little thing I'm curious about. When she sat down at both this meeting and I saw another one with a bunch of women, they were giddy with her. Like her laughing, weird laughing thing, they adopted it and were sort of giddy, like oh, oh, so, you're so wonderful. I thought, based on, am I missing?
Starting point is 00:06:15 I must be missing something. What are we basing this on? Why the absolute, just dazzling wonder? There's a kind of a tribalism, blacks do it with other blacks and women do it with other women, where it's like, listen, I don't know who you are, I don't know you personally,
Starting point is 00:06:33 doesn't seem like you're that impressive as far as your resume, but we both have vaginas, so we're going in. But do we have to, I guess it's, okay. It's most, they're mostly full of shit You ever hear women talk to people on the phone? Yeah, I do hear that It's such bullshit. Oh my god. Oh girl. Oh, oh, I cannot wait until Saturday It's gonna be the most awesome. No, you're the most of them then they hang up the phones and lanes put on wait
Starting point is 00:07:03 They're full of shit. That's they talk they blow smoke at each other. They are exchanging Cultural memes is what's happening. Okay, can I say this? Women you're not 10% of the planet. You're the majority of the planet Stop acting like you're in some elite fraternity that when you see each other you have to give a secret handshake You're half the planet get the fuck over it. It's no big deal I'd be like me Adam you have to like every dude you've ever met. No, we do not I've ever write to you though. Oh, I love having I love Kevin Smith Oh, he's a fucking asshole who lied and took five hundred thousand dollars from me
Starting point is 00:07:44 I don't like Kevin Smith at all and he's a white guy I got a list a mile long of white guys. I hate not Italian though. Hey, Pazan watch yourself Mark DiCarlo now that guy's a man Said man, is your mom Italian too? I forget that I think so. Yeah, whatever. What is what is that? What was she? Do we know? You ever done 23 and me? ancestry she was We got to do that English and Welsh and whatever We got it. We must do it. Graham is gonna be 10% black. My grandmother claimed to be gonna be 4% neonathal and 10% black
Starting point is 00:08:24 I just know I don't have any Neanderthal. I wish I did. I, my mom, my grandmother claimed to be in the daughters of the revolution, but my mom would always tell her she wasn't. I always crack me up. I don't know why my mom needed to chime in. My grandmother would go like,
Starting point is 00:08:45 you know, I'm one of the daughters of the revelant. You could see my mom out of the side of my eye going. No, she's not. Yeah, okay. It's good, that's good, it's important. All right, here's some words, Alice, here. If I can just speak to what people are feeling. We cannot despair.
Starting point is 00:09:06 No. We cannot despair. All right, hold on. There's another part of the word salad where I wanna yell at people all the fucking time. You don't need to say the same thing twice. You really don't. And you don't need to do the move where you go, we need to move forward, not backward.
Starting point is 00:09:28 You know, you don't – ugh, okay. What is that? We cannot despair. It's a lack of intelligence. You know, the nature of a democracy is such that I think there's a duality. On the one hand, there's an incredible strength when our democracy is intact. An incredible strength in what it does to protect the freedoms and rights of its people. Oh, there's great strength in that.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Oh, there is. I've said something profound. And it is very fragile. There you go. It is only as strong as our willingness to fight for it And so that's the moment we're in And I say do not despair because in a democracy as long as we can keep it in our democracy the people every Individual has the power To make a decision about what this will be. And so let's not feel powerless.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Let's not let the some, I get it, overwhelming nature of this all, make us feel powerless because then we have been defeated. And that's not our character as the American people. We are not one to be defeated. We rise to a moment and we stand on broad shoulders of people who have fought this fight before for our country. And in many ways, let us look at the challenge then that we are being presented and not be
Starting point is 00:10:55 overwhelmed by it. The baton is now in our hands to fight for, not against, but for this country we love. That's what we have the power to do. So let's own that. I thought we were powerless. Dare I say be joyful in what we will do in the process of owning that. All right, hold on a second.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Whoa, boy. Was there a setup to this? The clip that was sent to me doesn't have any head on it. But What would she ask like would she say? Uh, what's the strategic plan in ukraine? Or how many icbm missiles are you sending to israel like? Or did she actually just go look we've got four minutes to kill. Could you just amble on about nothing? Or something We've got four minutes to kill. Could you just amble on about nothing or something? I know there's no head on this video, but it's gotta live somewhere.
Starting point is 00:11:54 All right, is anyone, okay, no one has any idea what she's talking about. She doesn't either, but why is this attractive, I guess is what I'm saying. It's 100% chick think, it's 100%. There's no way, there's no way anybody, look, Mark Cuban has to think she's a dope, because he's not.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Do you know what I'm saying? He's gotta watch this and go, I don't know what the fuck that bitch is talking about. And I don't think, she knows what bitch is talking about and and I don't think She knows what does she know what she's talking about Feelings but by the way, I do What she's really talking about and and and this is why we need more trans people to come to the White House It's basically what that's that's I don't even know what her plan is right overall about democracy So this answer this could be an answer to anything
Starting point is 00:12:48 It could be nothing. I could be anything could be a recipe. Give us your recipe for Gazpacho. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. I'm sorry. There's there's more the other thing about these answers You get lost in time Like it feels like it's 12 minutes, but it could be 80 seconds. I don't know how long it is. What I also like is as it moves into these other unrelated sort of feeling topics, you forget what she's already said
Starting point is 00:13:17 or where you are or what you're talking about. It's interesting. I lose track and I'm sure she does too. That's why it's meandering all over the place. All right, Sorry. Go ahead Have the power to do so let's own that Dare I say be joyful in what we will do in the process of owning that which is knowing That we can and will build community and coalitions and remind people that we're all in this together
Starting point is 00:13:43 Let's not let the overwhelming nature of this strip us of our strength That's how I feel about this Poor sheep Poor sheep clap that even know what they they heard And they're howling. We're really going off somewhere deep and scary here, Drew. Deep and scary. All right, Emmy can try to run that opening question down.
Starting point is 00:14:19 You know what's comical? There should be a new game. What was that? In the comment I asked. This is an answer to what question. A what are you doing about the hostage crisis with Hamas? B what about the Mexican border? C talk about this country and tell us what's best about it. D, a recipe for your five alarm chili. And you gotta pick what, because none of us in this room have any idea
Starting point is 00:14:50 what the question was based on the answer. Now, if you listen to my answers, you will understand quickly what the question was because I will then, it will be revealed within my answer. Hey, I'm Adam Kraw, that's Brad Williams and Jay Leno. Hey everybody. Over there we're doing our third annual comedy fantasy camp that's going to be January 23rd through the 26th right in Hollywood California where else would it be these guys are going to be there. I remember two out of
Starting point is 00:15:23 every three comments make it big. Well, one and a half. Do I get paid for this? Please tell me I get paid for this. Go to comedyfantasycamp.com and get in on the fun. All right, you want to try taking a call? I do, let's do line one. All right. Karen, 6'6".
Starting point is 00:15:48 Yes. Hey, what's going on? Well, I'm a little worried about gaining weight. And I'm 66 years old. And I had bariatric surgery in 2000. So I'm worried I'm under house arrest right now and I'm not allowed outside. I'm doing a little bit of calisthenics but I've gained about six pounds.
Starting point is 00:16:15 And so I want to start doing some glutide. You can't imagine that we might ask about why you are in house arrest. Oh, I love it. I'm proud, J6. Interesting. And you're in house arrest. Oh, I love it, I'm proud, J6. Oh, interesting. And you're in Texas. Yeah, I got 90 days for leading the Pledge of Allegiance
Starting point is 00:16:31 on the Capitol steps, and then walking in the Capitol and out. Wow. Very touristy. But we were sentenced, my husband and I, each to 90 days, and we're in different states. We were separated during the process, not marriage separation, just distance. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:52 And anyway, when I get out, I don't wanna be fat, because that would be like the real punishment. Kamala Harris, was she there or wasn't she there? She wasn't there. Yeah, I know, but not the way she says it. She says it like, was she there and was she working at a McDonald's at the time? Like, January, God, it was such a fucking ruse. First off, if I got to see another commentator going 140 officers were were injured and some died
Starting point is 00:17:27 None died none died zero died now if you'd like to You'd like to do suicides later Then that's something but it's high in the law enforcement community. So you can't, so if an LAPD guy pulls someone over for a traffic violation and gets into a scuffle and then nine months later kills himself, can you attach it to the scuffle by the side of the 101 or did he just, was he depressed?
Starting point is 00:18:00 Okay, but anyway, many times. It could be Arkansas. Hmm? You know, some of those suicides afterward could have been potential whistleblowers. Ooh. Now we're getting deep. Karen. So Kamala Harris was not in, she was not there when this happened, and then where's the bomb that was planted?
Starting point is 00:18:25 The pipe bomb. The pipe bomb. Any news about that? Yes. The FBI, when they first approached our home, that's the question they had. They said, we want to ask you about J6. And I said, what about it? I didn't open my gate for him.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I said, what do you want to know? And he said well, you're not in any trouble We just want to know if you saw anyone planting explosives at the RNC or the DNC And I said, yeah, I've got a class to go to right now. Give me your contact I'll be in touch and then I did have a class to go to I would never lie to the FBI and I'll be in touch and then I did have a class to go to I would never lie to the FBI and Anyway, got a hot power criminal defense attorney. That was you know, three and a half years ago And and one of the interesting things is when my husband and I get the we had to swim under penalty of perjury
Starting point is 00:19:20 That we might was in the building And come to find out that I was illegal to be in the public place wait wait you broke up say it again say it again we didn't hear you say it again you had to what when you pled guilty when we pled guilty we had to swear under penalty of perjury we knew Mike Pence was in the building like pets like pets. All right We didn't we didn't care but come find out That's how people were kept out of the Capitol is there were there was a secret service protected person in there So that's another thing that winds with the Supreme Court
Starting point is 00:20:00 but the court. But the rule is lawful. All right. Fucking line. Yeah. Her life's messed up. So I need to know how much she weighs. I hope she doesn't mind me asking. All right. Let me get back to her. Karen, how much do you weigh now? If you don't mind me asking. Right now I weigh 151 naked post-soup in the morning.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Is that 51 or 61? 51. Your phone isn't messed up. I think she said 51. All right, and how tall are you? I'm 15. Never failed. It just never failed. All right, so here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:20:39 It says up here you wouldn't ask about semiglutide, the ozembic, that kind of drug. These are miracle drugs in their own little way. They are over prescribed. Listen, every fucking buddy, I'm not the most disciplined guy in the world. I had a comedy special to shoot and about a month out, I said, you know, let's see if I'd like to drop
Starting point is 00:21:01 10 or 15 pounds. And so for that month,ading up till the comedy special. I just cut out carbs Yeah, and I did one meal in the evening and it was all protein based with some vegetables scattered about Didn't eat breakfast Just cut yeah cut all carbs They actually have a name for that diet now. They call it the warrior diet. Yeah, I didn't go full red meat, full all the time.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I just got rid of the crackers and the bread. One meal a day, you're hungry a lot of the day, that means your body is catabolizing. Catabolizing. It's breaking down. And you want to- It's called catabolizing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:42 I didn't even know that. It's anabolizing, it's building up. Anabolic steroids. Catabolizing. Catabolizing is building up and a ball of steroids catabolizing yeah so you just you're hungry and then you have a nice steak and some broccolini for dinner and then you do it again the next day and you blink your eyes and you're down 15 pounds that's basically that's right and look you have to put some work in you have to weigh yourself every day it's unpleasant you have to put some work in, you have to weigh yourself every day, it's unpleasant. You have to move more. Hit cardio, I'm a big fan.
Starting point is 00:22:08 If you can find a way to do some hit cardio, you can look online and look for ways to do it without a treadmill, because you may not have that in your home and you're stuck in house arrest. There are things you can do. You can go call, send away to Amazon for some... Dumbbells. Dumbbells or the rubber cords, you know, and that's very good. You can do it.
Starting point is 00:22:28 There's a lot of stuff online you can do that essentially hit cardio workout. You can do a lot of things. I have terrible shoulders. I've talked to my girlfriend about this last night. She's like, we got to join a weight, you know, club. I go, I just got done working out downstairs just in front of TMZ. She's like, well, they say, I'm only bringing this up to you, because she goes, they say the homework out doesn't work. You
Starting point is 00:22:51 need a gym to go to. I go, it works for Dr. Drew because he does it. Like there's a version of this where you just do it. You have to just do it. I recommend for me I Worked very well with sort of Not limits but parameters, I need to know when this is going to be over. Yeah, you know what I mean and I watched a show TMZ and I to show TMZ and I vigorously shadow box in front of it for one episode of TMZ, which by the time we're done, I'm tired and I'm sweaty, but it's just an episode of TMZ. And it's just doable. It's just doable. You're not going to fucking win any bathing suit competitions with it. All you'll do is not get fat.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Right. But at 7.30 at night, you can do it barefoot in front of the TV set, and you just go at it for one episode. Yeah. And you get a little break during the commercial breaks, and that's about it. And people have seen me with that VShred organization. I really love Vince's videos. Check them out. See if you need instruction there and there's lots of options on how to do it. So that's what
Starting point is 00:24:13 I followed his thing. I lost 20 pounds. All right. What do we figure out what the question to Kamala was? Yeah, we'll pull it up right now. Wait, let me finish the semiglutide thing before we do it. Okay. Which is the semiglutides are over-procited. She had one of the lap band surgery, right? I know, but she, it seems like it works. She's only 150 pounds and she should be concerned, be very careful and watch your carbohydrate and all that good stuff. But, you know, semiglutides are a miracle in a certain way and for people that are really genuinely obese and really have diabetes and really have all the consequence of diabetes Yes, the health benefits are well worth any risk, but there are it's not gonna
Starting point is 00:24:51 Not gonna be kind History is not gonna be kind of 100% agree and also why Adam why you need well no free lunch. That's why but But don't eat lunch. Yeah, even if it's free. Oh, no, it's not free. Don't worry about it. But listen There is a thing drew. Hmm. We do not know We do have no idea what we're playing with We're I know we're playing with like an atomic bomb. Yeah fucking around with no, I agree You need the discipline To have dominion over yourself
Starting point is 00:25:31 The pill or the shot Erodes that do you think it's the same thing that creates the sheepness? And it affects Every facet of your fucking life. Is it and And that's the part we're not talking about. We're talking about, oh, I lost 13 pounds. Yeah, and you also lost your ability to discipline yourself and to then use that and apply that to every other facet of life. That's what we're playing fast and fucking loose with.
Starting point is 00:26:01 It's insane. Is what's creating the sheep stuff too, do you think? It certainly ain't helping. Not helping, yeah. Everybody has a magical power to lose weight but you have to discipline yourself and it sucks so you don't want to do it so you want to take a shot but then what about disciplining yourself for every other facet of life? Because that's all you have. And we're eroding that, Drew. I agree.
Starting point is 00:26:32 This has been my argument with the Grubhub, with everything. Just don't have, what's wrong with them bringing it in? You're losing your discipline. It's affecting you. And it's- Maybe switch it to dominion. I think that's a more compelling word. All right. It is...
Starting point is 00:26:49 It's not quite as accurate as discipline in this case. But it is affecting all facets of your life. All right. Wait, do we have the intro to that C-SPAN thing? Let's see that. Here we go. In fact, a lot of polling of undecided voters who call themselves the exhausted majority said, I just want leaders who listen to one another. I just want leaders who speak respectfully to one another.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I want to see decency. I want to see people I can look up to. And unfortunately, that's considered a new way forward as the as the representative. Let's do that. Let's do that. Yeah, let's do that. Let's make that a way forward. The final word, Madam Vice President, you know, everybody I talked to says, you know, I have to turn off the news. I can't read anything. I'm meditating. I'm doing yoga. I'm doing I see why I was going home. I just don't even know. I'm eating gummies, All kinds of things, you know? All right, hold on.
Starting point is 00:27:48 There's no question here either. This is called three chicks bloviate while our life just drifts away. Be a nice guy like Liz Cheney's dad. Yeah, it's great, dude. Be a nice guy. Good guy. Yeah. Tell all the good folks in the Middle East we got Liz. Don't worry Women have an endless capacity to talk about nothing, which is a weird gene, isn't it? But you know my theory what they live seven years longer We're on the clock bro, I see we got a movie that along we got to conserve those seven years somewhere
Starting point is 00:28:22 We got to use them more efficiently. They're going nowhere. All right, let's start, keep going. All kinds of things, you know. What are you doing? What are you doing? How do you make? Not eating gummies.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Woo! Ha ha ha. She'd like to be, but she's not. Okay, we got that clear. But how do you, I mean, how do you handle this, the anxiety, the stress, the turmoil? Everybody's freaked out.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Why is that so funny? I talked to this gentleman up there and he's like, I'm so scared. A woman's like, I'm so anxious. I can't sleep. Do you sleep? You know, I wake up in the middle of the night usually these days, so to be honest with you, but I work out every morning. I think that's really important to just kind of, you know, mind, body and spirit. But let me just say this. All right, here we go. There it is. Say more about that. Say more.
Starting point is 00:29:17 But I will. I work out. I try to eat well. You know, I love my family and I make sure that I talk to the kids and my husband every day. We've been, Doug and I have been kind of traveling, we're trying to cover a lot of ground, so we're not with each other every day these days, but my family grounds me in every way. But let me, if I can just speak to the what people are feeling. We cannot despair. All right. Here we go. We cannot despair. OK, all right. Nothing. There's nothing.
Starting point is 00:29:53 This is three Yen to talk about nothing, which is. Utterly satisfying to tons of Americans, mostly chicks and dudes who think like chicks. But I've been saying this for a million years, like Michelle Obama, Oprah is the grand-aum of this. She is one of the founding fathers of no talk, does not say anything, and they worship, they worship at the altar of Oprah. And when you get Michelle Obama and Oprah together to go on a speaking tour That is 90 minutes. That is an evening of nothingness
Starting point is 00:30:32 with these two Titans of no talk Which is somehow attractive, but I don't I mean I guess You know what? I think it is would 1780s man say about this? They have seven, there is 1780s Oprah man. Oh really? I didn't see that. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Well, I'm gonna potentially get angry here because we could probably find 1780s guy and it's probably in a computer and then some point someone's gonna tell me yeah none of them are labeled and then I'm gonna go you know twice a year we talk about labeling stuff and but yet when we go look for stuff nothing's label per se but is this labeled yeah all right 1780s guy talks about Oprah and now Adam explains to 1780s guy Oprah so this Nubian sorceress now rules over this country can Can no man stop her?
Starting point is 00:31:45 Well, no. That was Adam Explains Oprah, 2017, 80s guy. A newbie sorceress? Thank you. There's another one. With Oprah? Yeah. There's a second Oprah. Now we're're gonna have to go back to the labeling well so
Starting point is 00:32:08 The way it works is we always talk about labeling stuff because I have tons of stuff But it's always the ideas we have it But we can't find it right because it's not labeled and then Somebody says, you know when Adam goes out of town on a Tuesday and a Wednesday You guys should be labeling during those days and we could get this taken care of. But it never really fully kicks in. Got something.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Got something. We got something. There is improvement. There is another Oprah. Progress, not perfection. Uh-oh, is it coming? There's another Oprah. I'm almost positive there's another Oprah. I'm almost seeing some action
Starting point is 00:32:46 There's another Oprah in there. So the non-talk nothingness Proves to be very satisfying now, you know what it is through You know like when you're gonna leave a pet alone in the home so you turn on the talk radio station or the television, and the words, the sound, soothes the pet so it doesn't chew on itself or chew up any furniture. The pet does not understand what's going on
Starting point is 00:33:22 on the episode of Jeopardy that's playing in the background, but the pet is soothed by I Think that's a pretty strong. I think that's what we're talking about here. Nobody Understands what she's saying and she said it explicitly actually Maria Shriver said it explicitly people don't want to be so anxious They want they want people talking right? So that's just a soothing sound for the pets, but now you guys have to admit your pets. And that's kind of the problem with this. I would happily sign up for this if there wasn't a seething anger beneath it and an attempt to restrict freedoms as a matter of stated policies.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Otherwise, I'm on board for this. Who doesn't want a little joy and happiness? Oh, no, I would be down with this if any of the policies didn't cause destruction and chaos and poverty. Yeah, then I'd be fine if you wanted to do it both ways. Yeah, yeah. I would take- I'd prefer it.
Starting point is 00:34:24 I'd prefer both. I would take soothing talk and a stout border versus rhetoric and a stout border. Now listen to me, Drew. Soothing talk and a closed border over rhetoric, an angry talk and a closed border. But I will not take soothing talk in an open border versus rhetoric and a closed border. You have to have policy that's sound and stout.
Starting point is 00:34:54 We got the second Oprah? Oh, you're gonna love this one, Drew. And now, Adam explains to 1780s guy, Oprah. Adam explains to 1780s guy Oprah The strongest female Negro and no one has bred her what That was Adam explains Oprah Everyone admit I'm a genius just admit just a genius. This is all me 100% my idea. It's'm a genius. Just admit. Just admit I'm a genius. This is all me. This is 100% my idea.
Starting point is 00:35:28 It's such a genius format. So, hold on. The genius in the format is I never say a word, but it says explains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And did you have to sit for a long time to think of that, not the format, but that particular episode or was it just, you know, like when you know 1780s man is filming is coming up, you just sit down and do it and it's boom. No, I wouldn't know, it wouldn't, we wouldn't know it was coming up. I mean, I mean, we made the schedule,
Starting point is 00:35:57 obviously. So I would write 1780s guys until I had enough. I see. That I liked and then once I had enough. And how long would it take you to write how many? I'm just just my curiosity. It would take me a... Never. There's not enough time for me to be able to do that.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Some would kind of come fast and some took a minute, but if I sat down to do it, I could do it. Tan in. It would be kind of catch as catch can. I would be watching TV and I'd see the Kardashians on there or something and I'd have a thought. It's sort of little glancing thoughts about stuff. I never really sat down and said, I'm gonna do 10 1780s guys.
Starting point is 00:36:43 I would do them and then I would start collecting them and shaping them and forming them and then once we got I don't know 15 or 20 of them I would call the actor up and we'd go down to Griffith Park and just shoot them all. How did Masculot come about? Was that sitting and hashing it out or did that come in during a... Masculot was not my bit. That was one of the writers from the Man Show. And I still don't know which one.
Starting point is 00:37:09 I suspect, I know who didn't write it, some of the guys who did nothing. There was a lot of them. But, it may have been this guy, it may have been that guy, it may have been a submission from somebody. I don't know, but you love masculine. Oh, so funny Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:30 You love masculine because it's it's it's it's kind of quietly brilliant It's quietly brilliant and it goes all the way to the edge. All right, but it makes fun of Not just young males but commercials at the same time. Yeah, and it's also, Masculout's a great name. Brilliant. It is funny. I will tell you something about Masculout, the bit, you guys can watch it.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I noticed something in watching it the other day, because I remember once in a while I'll say to someone, you ever see, Drew's favorite bit is Masculout. Well, I've got, yeah, I've gotot. And I don't feel like I'm bragging because I'm not in Masculot and I didn't write Masculot. So I tell everyone that. Here are my favorites. All 1780s man, Masculot, Heavenly Ever After,
Starting point is 00:38:16 whatever that one was. Oh, rest assured. Rest assured. That is all me. And then during the pilot, the primate theater. Yes. Those are my favorites We're gonna look in the next show I'm gonna show you something from masculine and I just noticed it and it just dawned on me and I I
Starting point is 00:38:34 I'll tell you I'll will leave it as a as a tease You guys go look at the commercial masculine now It's on the online somewhere and then I'll tell you about and you know what I couldn't find I did look for man show deodorant commercial you guys can look for that one. You ever see that one? No. Oh maybe. You'll probably see it. You'll like the man show deodorant commercial. It's not as smart as masculine. Covina tomorrow. That's right.
Starting point is 00:39:05 And Saturday, doing four shows there. Laugh Factory probably gonna sell out, so get going, seven and 9.30. Then Vegas, after that, October 31st. Go to AdamKerl.com for all the live shows. Where do you got your? Subscribe, ask Dr. Drew, and rumble. Sup, until next time.
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