The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1945 Marking the Twine with Rudy Pavich

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

The guys wrap up the week with Rudy Pavich, comedian and radio personality, back in the studio. They discuss family separation post-election, Dave Coulier's recent diagnosis and the John Stamos backlash. Plus, extreme shrinkage in extreme cold, deciphering the 'Oliver' timeline, and the latest AOC offering. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com

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The things that need to be said. The things that need to be said. The things that need to be said. A man of pride. Oh my God. It's all been said. Rudy's a very funny standup comedian. He's a radio personality as well. Wears a lot of different hats and very dutiful. And I just love, I love consistent people.

I hate moody people. I realize there's too many moody's out there You know have you guys notice a little bit of a ramp up since the election? Ramp up yeah a lot of change a lot of changes Yeah, there's a few people that are really close to me that since election night It's been very difficult to be around them regardless of what I've we don't really talk about politics in my house Are they assuming that you're on the wrong side? I keep it very tight knit when it comes to my family

because yeah, because there was a lot of tears shed on Wednesday morning between a lot of my family members and I've just noticed that, and it bleeds over into other things. Other things that weren't a big deal over the last week and a half are now a big deal. You know, maybe, simple things like not taking the trash out or maybe you forgot to email

the school or you forgot to do this or whatever it is. Passive aggressive? Yeah, yeah. Well, I think there's also a little bit of that guy is not on the same side as me. So I have to take a little bit of power back. So I'm going to make his life a living hell To kind of you know prove that I still got a little bit of power left since the election didn't go my way I don't know. It's been weird Especially in Minnesota where it's so like Minnesota is such a Minneapolis is like a blue dot and a big Red Sea

Minnesota's weird it is I've noticed sort of the opposite. I've noticed that people seem to be a little relieved. I don't think that anyone who was a staunch Kamala supporter really She's look You you could call her you could You could want her to win with the with the power of a thousand sons but you could never think she was impressive or Or or dynamic, you know what I mean? Like the the so there's a kind of a weird thing which is the people that wanted Trump to win thought he's gonna do a bunch of stuff

he's gonna fucking hit the ground running he's gonna do this now whether it happens or not that's what they thought yeah the ones are support Kamala really just didn't want Trump in there nobody nobody was a big advocate every once in a while you got some lip service from some idiot like, you know, the ladies from the view about how dynamic and overqualified stuff like that. But everyone kind of knew. She had a 10 cent head. She never really answered any questions. She didn't want to sit down and do any tough interviews. So when that person loses, you're not that devastated because you didn't think she was going to do much other than keep the seat warm in the Oval Office and more status quo with Joe Biden, who we didn't

really like in his policies. We didn't really like. So people weren't, my feeling is people have a little sense of relief because they were like, I have to root for this ineffective sort of empty headed word salad bitch over here in order to keep my job, essentially. But I don't think she's going to really do anything. And I don't think she's going to help the economy. I don't think she's going to help the border. I don't think anything in Ukraine is going to get better. I don't think that Israel Hamas is going to get better. I don't think any of this. I'm just sort of supporting her because I wanna go to the cocktail party. And when she didn't win,

it felt like almost a little relieved to me. I think some of that relief was they were so propagandized that they built their belief system into a delusion. Yes, but- And it's a relief to have reality back. They're like, whoa, oh my God, like waking up from a dream. I don't even, look, Biden invites him in, they have a two hour thing, he's very cordial,

then Joe Scarborough and Minka Brzezinski go hang out with him, nobody thought. Yeah, but they did, but they had the world whipped into a delusional, crazy frenzy. They did, but they didn't care, they never believed I told you a thousand times. They don't believe it They never believe it. They would not do this if Joe Scarborough and Minka believed One-tenth of their Hitler talk they would have showed up to Mar-a-Lago So Mar-a-Lago, yeah. Yeah, I think that's where they went. Yeah, and they would have sat down for breakfast with Trump And with an attache case filled with TNT. That's right, and they would have taken themselves out

You too if that's what they thought yes, they didn't if that's what they thought but they would have done it And they would have been hailed as heroes But they were lying the entire if you had don't know if you paid attention to what Minka said. She looked embarrassed. She's like, well, you know, I'm not sure to get my hair on fire. Like, I guess you saw me. She was humiliated that she had behaved like that. Yeah, well, they embarrassed themselves. And he was going along with her and she believed it. This is more of the feminization. In the past, the guy would have fucking backhanded her and give her a shot of brandy.

Said, get hold of yourself. Get hold of yourself, woman. And shook her. I also hate the fact that just because you decided to vote for Trump, that people go, you're against women's rights. You're against women's health. And I'm like, no, no, no, there is an improv theater in Minneapolis that does not allow white people. That is what we're trying to get away from now.

That is the type of shit that's happening that we're trying to get it back the other way a little bit. And how dare you say that I don't care for women or women's reproductive rights or women's health. That's unfortunately yet you say that I don't care for women or women's reproductive rights or women's health. That's unfortunately yet the guy that they don't. No, they're just building themselves up. They don't know what you believe, they don't care and they're not interested. That's all narcissism. All right, Dave Coulier, change in gears, diagnosed.

Lymphoma. Yeah, what is going on with that, Drew? So it depends what cell type. It's not Hodgkin's disease, it's so-called non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, which is a myriad of different cell types and genetic subsets. So he has stage three, which is better than stage four. It just really depends what cell type he's got. Some of this is curable, some of it is, all of it's treatable, and you'll have to see

how it goes. Can they cut it out? No. God damn it. The whole cut it out thing, people need to get that out of their head. There's no such thing as we got it all. When surgeons say that I wanted to punch them in the face, I can't tell you how many times I had to go back to families and Go B cell is what it is.

But what all lymphomas are essentially all lymphomas essentially are B cell lymphomas. The question is it a small cell, large cell, you know, maybe different cell types and stuff. Maybe Kyle can figure it out. And then there was some bald cap backlash with Stamos. What was that? I don't know because I do know what has happened with women shaving their head to sort of complain of it. So they become unattractive to men who might have voted for Trump or whatever their stand is. And then cancer patients have stepped forward and go, hey, you're telling

us we don't look good? Is that the point? have a lot of people there's nothing you can do without agitating a group but it's all narcissism of course yeah so did stay must get a bald cap was that the backlash backlash apparently is that he wore a bald cap but he couldn't he didn't have the courage to shave his own hair is the back and how do we know he's wearing a bald cap? I mean it looks like a bald cap They put up on the Instagram and he said that he was rocking a bald cap there looks pretty good. Yeah I believe it. I had a well, but that's not the point. The point is he didn't shave his head Yeah, what you do with he's a good-looking guy. He shouldn't have to that that hair is iconic

Yeah, so according to Dave Coulier, he was, he sees it as a non-controversy. Right. He said, he laughed when he showed up with the bald guy. Because Coulier's a sane, nice guy. Very nice guy. Yeah. I had a friend of mine get diagnosed with testicular cancer

and when he went down to go shave his head, you know, the barber shop, with all the guys were gonna go down there and shave their heads and I got down there and I was like, no, and they were like, really? I was like, he's got testicular cancer, why are we not shaving our balls? I'm not shaving my head for anybody,

but I will shave my nutsack in support of your testicular cancer. That's a good call. Yeah. So. Anyway, we'll see how that goes, hopefully he'll do well with that, so. How do you feel about it? Sure

It is I would say 20% just sort of an overall given that I don't know the cell type whatnot thing. It's 80 things go pretty well. Oh, that's good Uh, we got a voicemail Somebody wants me to review bigfoot and wild boy the Bigfoot from Stern show. I have no idea There's Bigfoot. You want to take the voicemail first and then we'll watch the intro sure Hi guy hi guy. I know you love 70s and 80s TV shows I saw one a blast in the past was a big foot and wild boy

Maybe you could do a little review on that one. That's a goodie. That's a 70s. Get it on How did that escape me me too the reason nothing escaped anyone in the 70s because there were three channels, right? So there was no oh this on Hulu Plus. I don't have Hulu Plus Well, if you have Hulu Plus, it's on you know, but back then it was like three shows So the only way it would really escape you is if it was almost one and done Or or it was always against like all the family or something. Yeah, you were watching you watch exclusive. There's no recording anything This is from 1977. Here we go because there's no recording anything. This is from 1977. Here we go.

All right. Out of the great northwest comes the legendary Bigfoot, who eight years ago saved a young child lost in the vast wilderness and raised that child until he grew up to be wild boy. A lot of cocaine. Wow, that's the greatest thing I've ever seen. This must have been one of John, right? Yeah. Big flood.

This is the greatest intro I've ever seen. I will bet. This is the greatest intro I've ever seen. I will bet. Oh, Sid Mardycroft. Oh, that's why it's horrible. Of course. Well, now, hold on a second. So it must have been a Saturday morning.

Yeah, definitely this were not, if it was prime time, this would have made it onto my radar. Yeah, me too. Probably. here's what I will say. Good ass Sid, let's call him. Bigfoot did battle with the $6 million man. See, that I didn't remember. Oh, wake up. Smell what the rock is cooking.

Wow. And I would bet you that this was inspired by, but it's about the same time, so I don't know. Six million dollar man battling with Bigfoot, I'll bet was a year before this. And then they went, oh yeah, it was spin-off Bigfoot. Yeah, it was a live action children's television series on ABC, it began 1977 as part of Sid and Marty Cross

Super Show on Saturday mornings. I. So we were past our Saturday morning years at that point. Yeah, yeah, I was probably moving toward my Charlie's Angels phase. Six million dollar man versus Bigfoot was what here that 76 I would see now everyone says now, how do I know everything drew you see patterns? I knew that it was before this because I knew that it wasn't a spin-off inspired by inspired. Yeah. Well, I

Yeah, so somebody it takes a minute to get something into production yeah somebody in 1976 went Jesus everyone's talked about that six million dollar man Bigfoot and then Sid and Marty Croft were hacks went oh well why don't we just do what it took a year to do the whatever I thought you'd come on board with Sid now I like it. Yeah, but they they're this they still make junk But but they or they made junk yes, but puppet shows it's all puppet shows Right, but it wasn't funny. It wasn't I don't think well, right to me or they well they had a laugh track oh, yeah, so they're trying for something, but they didn't achieve it, but Yeah, this is derivative and so somebody saw Bigfoot in 76 versus $6 million man.

And then I can't that's in the zeitgeist drew but you you escaped the zeitgeist because you were doing things with your life. Was HR puffing stuff? Was that a Sid and Marty Croft? Yeah, was it? I never heard of it. I guess because I grew up in northern Minnesota. We had CBC, so we had like Canadian broadcasting. Yeah, for the most part. We grew up on like Degrassi Junior High and stuff like that. I had never heard of it. And then when I was like 23, some girl that I had met one night was like, Oh, H&R Puff and stuff. I got DVDs of it. So she borrowed me these DVDs. I watched it and thought, okay, at 22, this does not interest me. But even at five, I couldn't imagine watching this. This was such a piece of shit because you had Sesame Street, you had so many other good choices out there. Why would anybody watch

this? This is a topic we have explored a little bit on this show. Go ahead, Al. They made junk. It was junk. They made tons of junk. Hannah Barbera made tons of junk. But who ran it? I guess I never saw it as a kid. We saw it. I mean, you're too young. You're too young. You're too young.

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It was the it was starred the kid from Oliver that he was a big supply the he doesn't know what Oliver There was a it was Academy Award Award winning film based on the play. You see, Drew, you just established that he's too young for Sid and Marty Croft, and then you picked a film that predated Lidsville and H.R. Puff and Stuff and expected him to get the reference. That's what I don't get about human beings. What year did Oliver the movie come out, and what year did H.R. Pove and stuff come out,

and so Oliver was before it, so he will not get the reference. It was a play. But in my brain, here's what I did. I went, well of course H.R. Pove and stuff, who catches that, but you certainly know in the best picture of the year from five years before or 10 years before No wrong. I

Don't think it was judgment. I don't think was best picture. I did it get best picture all over the musical You know also weird about Oliver the musical is Oliver's Also the name of a one-hit wonder Who who had a hit that you would know that sounded like it was from a musical. Yeah. Wasn't it? I don't remember.

You don't remember it. I remember the song. I remember there was a guy named Oliver that was that. You do or you don't remember that? I remember the song. I'll probably recognize this. When you hear it. Yeah.

Good morning, starshine. Good morning, good morning, starshine. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Good morning, starshine. Good morning, good morning, starshine. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, I may have to offer an apology. Uh-oh. H.R. Puff and Stuff, 1969?

Is it that far back? Wow, really? I wouldn't have put it there, but it could be. I would have put it like 72 or something. That's where I would have put it, 72, but it I would put it like 72 Oliver in 72 well well now hold on Oliver worldwide 1968 so that it is a year before yes HR pumps up but in the US 72

So you're right Well, you're still wrong because he's not if if he doesn't know age, if he's too young for that, he's too young for that. Was it Best Picture? I don't know. Help me? Best Picture? It was Best Picture.

Oh, Drew's right. So, mark the twine everybody. Stop, check the calendar, check your watch and mark the twine. Everybody, Drew's right. Best Picture, 1972. What? Hold on. They're talking about when the play hit in

68. Something. The play was in 68. Yeah, there's something confusing here. Go ahead. No, it won best picture in 1969. Released in 1968, Carol Reed and Oliver won in the ceremony of 1969. Interesting. Well, and that kid... Oliver came out in 1972 is what's written on my... No, I told him that was wrong. I said it was... Oh, well, once you tell him it's wrong, then remove it. All right, everyone, we're gonna have to undo Drew. We're gonna have to undo Drew because Oliver came out before HR Puffin stuff. That's weird. You know, it's also weird, but that's what it says up on Google All right, but it came out in 68. It's long time ago. Whatever. All right and reasonably

I'm actually out of expect. Do you know I'm better than the internet? In terms of accuracy, you're accurate than the internet I've had this happen a million times for someone one. Yeah one two there No, it says no and then I check again check again check it. Yeah. All right now Good morning star shine something I know Yeah, I know the song You'll know Oliver only has one hit but and it sounds like it's from a musical but it's not from a musical

It's just a guy named Oliver. Yeah who came out with one song that sounds like it's from a musical, but it's not from a musical. It's just a guy named Oliver who came out with one song that sounds like it's from a musical from 1968 or whatever, the same time, but not in the movie Oliver. No, because Oliver was Drew Knows Musical. Yeah, more of a march. I just watched Singing in the Rain for the first time last night with my girlfriend. Really? Nice. Yeah, it was good. I liked it.

It was fun. Yeah. All right. I got other thoughts. Okay. Oliver almost only had one hit. And I want to know what year it was from. It's got to be a 68, 69 kind of thing, right? Well I'm intrigued because it's like the same year, Oliver, and you can you can remove Erroneous information from my screen and once we've once we've proven it to be erroneous. All right. Here he is. What year is it?

August 1969 there it is So Oliver the movie, Kits in 68, gets an Academy Award for best film in 69. And then Oliver the artist comes out with Good Morning Sunshine, which sounds like it's from a musical, but it's not. In my head, it's funny, I thought it was more like something from Aquarius It feels that way cuz I'm about to stars. Yeah You know this one I do know the song yeah

Sing it Emmy Oh, I forgot about this part. What is this? That's chibberish. Also, stars don't shine in the morning. They shine at night. Why is he singing the morning to the stars? It had a lot of Age of Aquarius. That's it. The Age of Aquarius.

Good morning. What happened to Oliver? And he just went by Oliver. I love that it's just a static shot of him with like a green screen of the cosmos behind him. It never changes. There's no camera angles. And he was British too, right?

Is that what you're calling him? I, I'm gonna pause it and I'm gonna venture something. This guy looks a little bit old for a pop star one hit wonder. He's got a little bit of gray in his hair. I don't think they made this video the year it came out. I think it had success and some years later someone said, Oliver, who's now 44, get up with your acoustic guitar and do stuff.

They didn't do videos for songs routinely back then at all. I'll bet you the song dropped in 69 and someone told him in 77, pick up a guitar, film you lip syncing, good morning starshine so we have something to play. And this could, look at the, is that Dutch words in the upper left corner, sometimes they would do this shit on TV, particularly like in Germany, and they would just, this could be, this is from a TV show, this is top of the Dutch pop. Yes, or something like that Right corner 192 TV

Nothing just something they logo they put up YouTube. Oh god Just must be from a TV show or or retro later He would make a whole thing out of voice lip-syncing song TV How old was all what year was Oliver born? Oliver was born in 1945. Alright. Which places him about 25 here. Yeah, but not 20. He doesn't look 25 here. No, he's not 25. That's what I'm saying.

He's at least 35. The song, he recorded the song when he was 25. Right? 45. Well, wait a minute. Forty-five, fifty-five. Hold on. For. Sorry. He's twenty-four. Twenty-four.

All right. Whatever. He's not twenty-four here. This is him lip syncing it on Dutch TV in seventy-nine. I think you guys just lived rougher back then. There was an element. There's an element of that. How dare you? I don't know

Well now we'll see we get the bomb up. All right other things to talk about Rudy yeah, there was a Speaking of Minnesota. There was an article now that suggests your penis may shrink by as much as 50% in the cold Mm-hmm. He's like, yeah. Yeah, of course. No, no, but like, its resiliency will be down, let's say. You're not growing as much as you would. Oh, you mean like not getting erections or it's just getting smaller? Oh, erections are smaller. It's not just your penis is pulling inside in the cold, is that your testosterone is lower.

It's not just your pole your penis is pulling inside of the cold is that your your testosterone is lower in your every and I think I I used to say Hold on Drew Breaking good morning star shine news, okay It is from the movie hair. Ah see? Well, I see you I see you I said sounds like it's from a musical from hair No, I said Aquarius, which is hair. Age of a That's from hair. Oh it is. Yeah, so it's from a musical from hair. No, and I said Aquarius which is hair That's from hair. Oh, it is. Yeah, so it's all from here. I thought the age of Aquarius was a fifth dimension song

covered Cover it's much like he covered Oliver covered something these guys cover the Aquarius. All right, so penis Oliver covered something, these guys covered the Aquarius. All right, so penis. Well, Drew used to tell me all the time, we were talking about black guys having big schlongs. He was like, well, in Africa, you need, it's hot, and you need your... Your elongate.

Everything elongates to cool. Essentially, Eskimos get short and to keep warm. I also would say that we don't make enough of variability in a given man across a lifetime. Our testosterone levels move all over the place and penis can respond to that. You can get bigger, smaller, could do it a little bit. Yeah, because your penis does shrink in size, not dramatically, but as you get older, right? Is that true?

It can. Okay. What's your thoughts on TRT? Because I've been thinking about it. I'm a big fan. I've got prostate cancer, so I I can't but I would take it if I would fight gotcha I'm not prostate cancer fifth dimension covered the hair. So yeah meddling. Yeah Mm-hmm. All right. I got a clip to share with you guys that I've been talking is it another song from the 60s. No, we're changing gears. What other gay ass musical? You know show maybe a puppet show, please tell I Have been saying language language language to you drew for how long?

Seven years eight years twelve years, baby. Oh, go on really? Okay. Well was become issue for me for less but on love line Remember not a rape victim a a survivor. Yeah, right Right. It's not a violent crime, but the sexual crime is a violent crime. Yes a lot of redefinitions of things Yeah, but that wasn't as much but that was part of it what you're saying, but Not blind seeing impaired. Yes, right and I in the in the mid 90s was yelling what the fuck's the difference? Yeah, why trying to take over the language? What do you want to do once you get hold of the language? What are you gonna do with the language? Right? Yep, and I've said many times

that if you're an illegal alien Then you should be removed. Yeah, if you're an undocumented immigrant worker and then your worker like you're. If you're an undocumented immigrant, and then you're a worker, like you're undocumented, if you're a junkie who chooses to roam the streets sometimes with a machete or another weapon and live outdoors, then you need to be removed. If you're a formerly housed person, if you're an unhoused neighbor, then you need a house. You're a neighbor. You're a neighbor who needs a house. We redefine everything. We don't do it. The left redefines everything.

And then they then enact legislation. So would you rather have a living daughter or dead son? Well, now we have to do the transgender surgery, right? And we want to take a lot of people out of the house. rather have a living daughter or dead son. Like, well, now we have to do the transgender surgery, right? And we want to take away women's fundamental right to health care, to make decisions about their own bodies. You know what I mean? Like, they just go way out.

Which always means, by the way, when you go hyperbole, it means your point is shit. I make my points by telling you exactly what the other person did or the other side did or what happened. I don't make up things. I don't make up names for stuff I disagree with. If you're making up names and going hard hyperbole, it means your initial theme is bad. So what we don't want is people in this country who are here illegally, undocumented, and a percentage of them may be criminals and may be involved in crime. We don't want them in this country. If you're going to call them undocumented neighbors than they should be in this country. So it's funny. So AOC,

we got this clip, I just watched her, but she now AOC is the queen of the movement who takes the verbiage and then twists it and then you'd be a fool not to agree with her if that's the way it was. Alright, so listen to how she does this here. And when people talk, especially elected officials, about the issue of undocumented Americans, one thing that we can say is that we agree. Being undocumented is a problem. Alright, pause for a second. First off, they're not Americans.

They're Guatemalans. Wow. They're not undocumented Americans. Undocumented Americans. First off, they're not Americans. They're Guatemalans. They're not undocumented Americans. Undocumented American sounds like you lost your wallet at an airport and we need to get you a duplicate of your driver's license. See the language. Study the language and watch how it just keeps going. But this is insane. So they're there. She's there. But we keep going and in 10 years it's going to be undocumented Heisman winners. And we're going to go what?

Yes. So they're undoc, they were illegal aliens. They were illegal. Bill Clinton called them illegal aliens. They're now undocumented Americans. Americans. So, what is the solution to undocumented Americans? Well, let's let's hear it. Being undocumented is a problem but our solution instead of turning the military on our own people is to document them. To document the undocumented. Woohoo! Pretty simple.

Pretty simple. So yeah, instead of turning the military on our own people, these Americans who lost their documents, maybe in a flood or fire, they're undocumented Americans. So what's my solution? I want to get them documents. That makes a lot of sense if they're undocumented. And they're Americans.

If they're Americans who've lost their documents somehow, then yes, get them new documents. Do you see the language? And then everyone claps like, and play it one more time. She's proud of herself. Being undocumented is a problem, but our solution instead of turning the military on our own people is to document them. To document the undocumented. Woo hoo! Such a genius.

Wow. Such a genius. So simple. So I've thought about this a million times. Taking the verbiage, twisting the verbiage, and then creating more of a, never solving the problem. Her self-satisfaction is extraordinary. She's an imbecile, which I say all the time and people are like, where are you being a hater? I don't know why she's being stupid and saying things into a microphone.

Also with this logic, everyone on the planet who is not American is an undocumented American. You go to Italy, like, where are you from? Italy? No, you're not. You're an American. You're an American. I'm sorry. We just don't have a document. When I was younger, my dad, I've told you guys a little bit about my dad. My dad split when I was a kid. The state of Minnesota, as a way to shame dads into paying child support, put out a list of the 100 dads in the state of Minnesota that owed the most child support. My dad, number one on the list.

Really? It's good for you. They put it out on the news, and I made a documentary about my dad when I was like 33, and I went to the Historical Society, I found all these articles, and then I found that article, and in it there was a lawyer who was representing the dads, who was angry that they called them deadbeats. They were trying to get the verbiage changed to absentee father.

And I was like, you know who doesn't pay child support? Not absentee fathers, deadbeats. Why? Because they're fucking deadbeats. That's why. Why are we calling these guys absentee fathers? These guys are out of their children's life, but they have the right to be called absentee father No, you're a good move to Florida. You could have I do knows right? That's what the move that especially

Yeah, my dad went to Colorado for a while and made more babies that I met as my half brother and sister a couple years ago So yeah Verbiage verbiage verbiage everybody. Let's start a campaign to move it really harshly the other direction. These are undocumented. Your dad is a dangerous to society as a deadbeat. Deadbeat dangerous dads. Yeah. All right. I'm going to be in Oxnard, Houston, Phoenix, Brookville, New York as well, Salina Beach, Solana Beach I should say, Rudy's got shows coming up, Stress Factory, New Brunswick, November 22nd, 23rd, and then House of Comedy, Bloomington, Minnesota.

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