The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1952 Smoke from Beyond the Hill

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

Adam kicks off the week shaken after his early morning escape from the Malibu wildfire, his harrowing journey into a hate-free zone, and he explains the constant fear mongering that cried wolf. Plus, they take a dive into the recent United Healthcare CEO murder, and the FDA's petition to ban red dye. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at the top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com

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And then they sort of, I guess they rely on a little word of mouth. It's like you become a gazelle and you're walking over to the watering hole and you're about a half mile away and you see the other gazelle walking the wrong direction and you're like, I'm not, something's going on in the watering hole, and you're about a half mile away, and you see the other gazelle walking the wrong direction, and you're like, I'm not, something's going on in that watering hole,

I'm not just gonna walk to that, why are they all going the wrong direction? You know what I mean? You start seeing- Primitive man shit. Yeah, primitive man shit. You start seeing people driving in their cars down the street at 1230 at night,

where there's never a car, and they're heading out You know back towards Santa Monica and you go. Okay, somebody's people are leaving was this before the alert you saw that No, what what what I saw you have to worry people are sheep people which is go. No idea No, I I didn't I did not want to leave That sounds more like you well, I had today was maybe the not want to leave. That sounds more like you. Well I had today was maybe the sort of coincidentally maybe the busiest day of the year for me and

it was going to start here in the morning and it was going to end at the comedy store probably 10.30 that night and in between was the Ice House and Larry Elders radio show and a bunch of podcasts. I, today was, you know, I have days that are busy. This is the busiest of the year. Literally this is it. Today? Today.

Oh, wow. Today. So, you know, when people were standing around at two in the morning looking out the window, I was in no mood. I was like, I listened. Of all, I mean my... Well, at least you could say, well, I'm gonna get out to Glendale now,

as opposed to in the morning. It'll save me a half hour sleep. Yeah, I just, the day was as busy as I've had in three years, and it was wall to wall and it was just stacked and it was bring the clothes to wear for the show and then bring something to work out in because you're gonna have an hour in between the thing. You were on the Ice House tonight too, right?

It was everywhere and the Comedy Store. Oh, what? You're doing both? Well, that was a bad miss. Listen, Crystal, my bad miss. Listen, Crystal, my girlfriend does one thing, Mike August does another thing, and they don't do a lot of cross communication. And then they get angry at each other for not communicating. So I got booked at Sam Tripoli's show. Anyway, the good news is, is basically, and I'm leaving for New York tomorrow to shoot a Fox special. So there are things, suits, things to get back

from the dry cleaners, stuff to pack, material. It's a filmed stand-up special. I still have material and stuff. So this was not the day for this, before this, before leaving hustling out tomorrow my assistant has to leave early tomorrow so I don't get him for the whole day which is another sidebar thing that always drives me insane the half day before the day off before the next day off thing drives me it's just there's a certain thing for me

that drives me insane about that but I don't know why oh no I do know why because I'm rational but the point is is you have conjunctivitis and your left eye also? I don't know I was sleeping on my hands. I Don't know what I have but look I don't know what I have but the point is this I'm trying to take care of all this shit before I go to New York And I'm also trying to get my material together, and also just a book slam day. So, I was sitting around, you know,

the thing about evacuating that they don't tell you about is the first thing that went out was the power. So when you- They turned the power? I don't know, they turned it off, it went off. Oh my goodness, so that's interesting. So here's how it goes. It's one thing to evacuate at night,

the middle of the night. It's another thing to do it in pitch black. Because you're packing up, I'm trying to think, I need clothes for on stage. I need workout clothes. I need medication I need all I need everything. Yeah, we're leaving Yeah, you know and I'm not sure when we're coming back Well, so you may also have to be packing for New York at the same time There is the suit was like in the car stuff

But there's an element of I may not be coming back here We're going to New York and you know New York's New York and we're leaving in the middle of the day on Wednesday and that's it. Yes. There's no if we can't get back in we can't get back you have to go buy shoes somewhere or whatever you need. Well when it comes to medication and toiletries and blah blah blah. Yeah yeah yeah so now you're packing in pitch black. Do you have like documents and things you got to get together or is that somewhere else? I'm not that good, but now I didn't I didn't care. I just said

It's crystal freaking out She doesn't have my temperament when it comes to this stuff. Nobody does which I don't care, but I will so It was it was about 11 o'clock It was about 11 o'clock. It was about 11 o'clock. They said the fire broke out at like 1047 or something at night or something like that.

That's when it hit. That's when it broke out. So I was sitting downstairs at, the lights basically off or dimmed and I was just watching Sports Center and all of a sudden power gone all right which I always hate so then the power goes on and it's it goes down all the way down PCH and then the way my window is situated it's there to take advantage of the view I can see all the way down PCH like both directions

You can tell me that like Santa Monica pier stuff. Can't you all the way down there or no? Yeah, you get pretty yeah, you can see all the way down there. You can see all the way down to the Malibu pier so I I look out the window to see what's going on in the power department Always note the winter houses that have the backup generators. Backup generator. There's nobody I've ever been with that would ever suggest that or do it. They would just scream that the power's out again. But I have a thought every day that I need to do that.

Yeah, I've bought them in the past. I've had them in the past. I'm like, I'm always like, I want to have the house. Couple the houses down, PCH, I see lights come on and I go, fucking winner, winner, winner. Because every one of those houses is minimum $10 million. It's not a financial thing. It's a does the chick have the mindset to do it?

Yeah. To be fair, let's remember, we live in Southern California. It happens all the time. And we're being advised all the time, earthquakes be ready, be ready. And it's a pittance to the, it's not a financial thing to these people. The whole system and then wiring and stuff, it's seven grand all in, that's zero in their bracket. You know what I mean?

It's really just about, is the wife into it? You know what I mean? Is's really just about does though is the wife into it? You know, I mean like is she gonna haunch oh the generator the guy No, it is it is I'm so guilty. I know you didn't have one. I feel better. Well, I didn't have one I'm in a condo. So I didn't even think about having a generator in a condo I about had it in houses in the past a generator in a condo. I've had it in houses in the past. But you know the days where the guy paid for the shit and the woman thought of it are coming to an end. That's all I'm saying.

Yes, for sure. So I note the winner houses that have the generators. Noted. Noted. Probably won every nine or twelve houses or something that's lit up. Then, and maybe they had a backup battery wall or something, some Tesla thing or something, either way. And then I look to the right and I just see smoke coming up from beyond the hill.

And I'm just looking at it. Is it windy? No, oh yeah, it's a little windy, but it's not blustery, but it. Is it windy? No. Oh, yeah. It's a little windy, but it's not not blustery, but it's a little windy. And then I notice smoke. And so I sort of take note of it. And I think, you know, maybe there was a diesel truck that got into an accident caught on fire on PCH around the corner or something. This is kind of in the hill, but I can't PCH around the corner or something. This is kinda in the hill, but PCH winds around, so you don't know where it is exactly.

But anyway, so I sit there in the dark. I listen to Animal Farm by Orwell, because I remember I had a book on audiobook. And I'm like, well, I got my audiobook. I don't have, I don't know why, but when I hit the podcast, there are no podcasts. I got to figure that one out. They're there, but the internet's down. So I didn't get to listen to them.

Something I got to figure out anyway. So I listened to Orwell and I listened to Animal Farm and I just sit on the sofa just looking out that window and I keep every every crystal asleep. Yeah, she's silly. So then I she's upstairs. So then I every eight or 10 minutes stand up and put my nose against the glass and I'm like, I think there's a more smoke, and is it white smoke?

And then- You're like the Indian in the commercial. It's like, you're just putting your finger up all the time, like, I smell something coming my way. Well, I think I better- Iron horse coming. I should keep an eye on it. So I kept sitting there listening to Animal Farm,

and then I would get up and look. Now it's like midnight and it's still going, but I'm not seeing flames licking up or anything. And so I decide, I think I'll just go to bed, but I'll get up periodically and look out the window from upstairs to see what I can see. And then I think at some point, Crystal's phone starts going off

with the alert or something. You're done. And then she looks out the window. Now you can see orange flames yeah yeah, I You know amy or Joe whoever my phones over there. I I took a picture of it I just tried to send it to Joe, but it wouldn't let me which is I don't I don't but the thing I don't understand about

all technology is One of the hotels I was trying to check in at four in the morning I couldn't get in and there's nobody there, but they had a sticker on the door the gay flag Everyone is welcome here. This is a hate-free zone. I'm like we're fucking Burbank 2024 you fucking ass kissing pussies. You think there's gay couples scared to go to your Hilton suites and Burbank? Fuck you with your fucking pandering. And by the way, you're making it worse. You're making it worse with all this hate free zone. Oh, okay. I'm outside though. Am I in the middle of the pool you base of hate? So I'm in the hate. Wait, I'm in the hate zone, but I could step in and enter your circle of non-hate or and then what

happens when I want to get coffee? Run serpentine? So I'd have guys in pickup trucks with axe handles. You gay boy? You look gay? Like fuck you and your fucking hate-free zones, you fucking pandering lying pricks. By the way, you didn't even some fucking old racist white guy thought that was a good idea to put this stupid sticker on the fucking door but anyway I took a picture of the stupid I took a picture of the the door four in the morning cuz I was like fuck you guys there you go now and by the way I'm locked out I'm in the hate zone that doesn't look like the flag anymore

what they have to add colors every 20 minutes and no one knows what it is just fucking make it the AIDS quilt would you this is a safe space for everyone hate has no home here but I'm trapped outside in the hate zone. Evidently, I mean, according to your bullshit, bitch ass sticker math, I'm in the hate zone. And I can't get in, because it's four in the morning, there's nobody behind the desk, and I don't have a key to, anyway, so I'm not trapped in the hate zone, true. But I took a picture, sorry, of the fire,

and I tried to send it to Joe, but it wouldn't let me, which is weird, but anyway, that's what it looked like from my bedroom. That's impressive. You don't see flames a lot. Not like that. I don't know, Joe, you can send it to yourself then. They're on the march.

I do that. They're on the march there. And I hit Joe Pereno. Oh, now it's going. All right, I just sent it to you Joe Did you know was a hate freeze owner and I know It's the gay flag what's underneath. Oh, no, no, no, hold on. It's the gay flag, but it's got black and brown It's got all kinds of well, that's for black people and Latino people. Okay

What's the light blue and the pink? Oh, the transgender stuff. Is that what that is? I guess, I guess. I don't know, it says Wi-Fi off. What does it say underneath? I can't share this, Joe. Maybe your Wi-Fi is off.

Oh, maybe it is. No? Anyway, Joe, just take my phone. The point is, it's another bullshit for cocked a fucking flag Where they take money from people and they start organizations that have think tanks and they talk about hate Anyway who the gives a fuck a lot more reason for me to be angry at four in the morning So you see you did get it, okay, you see the flames. No, you did get it.

Okay. You see the flames and now you, now you pack, right? I don't want to, I'm waiting for, I want them to get closer. Oh. Cause I don't want to leave because I, because once we leave, we're not getting back. And also it's, it's, uh, it's 3 a.m. at this point. I don't know where we're going at 3 a.m. and I'm not sure how much it's gonna cost

once we get there. How long ago was the original alert to evacuate at that point? Was that like 11 or 12? I had my phone on airplane mode, so I was trying to sleep. So I didn't get, the thing probably hit at 1 a.m. It's now 3 a.m.

My girlfriend's getting agitated and a little, you know, wound up and wanting to leave. And I'm kind of taking my time. And I keep going and checking the fire. And I'm going like, oh, I think it's going down a little bit. Things going down. And she's like, no, they're telling us to get out. Now, what she doesn't understand.

So she is a literalist. You know, she doesn't understand. Okay, all right. Remember how we just all got completely butt-fucked by COVID? I remember that. Remember that? Do you remember that? That's because everyone listened to everything

they told us to do. We got fucked by it, fucked. Because we listened to everything they told them. Now she's the kind of person that's like, they said do this, that's what we're doing. My thing is, when the ladder says maximum capacity, 300 pounds, that means it's good to 450. Because if it broke at 301, they wouldn't write 300, they'd write 200.

That's how all of like, we're in a nanny state, we're in a safety-oriented state, we're being controlled by fucking pussy nannies, and that's all they're trying to do is overdo all the safety and scare the shit out of us for everything, so you can't listen to them. I'm gonna drill in that a little bit. That all started with legal liability. Yes, it's all. It started with that,

and now it's gone into safety. Yes, it's all safety. Safety uber alas. All right, all right, let's all. It started with that, and now it's gone into safety. Yes, it's all safety. Safety, Uber, Alice. All right, all right, let's take a break. I got, we want to talk about this healthcare thing, CEO assassination thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'll do that right after this. Hey, I'm Adam Kroll, that's Brad Williams and Jay Leno. Hey, everybody.

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got a hotel four in the morning. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And I sent Crystal an email, like why didn't you come stay with us? Well, you would have been making phone calls at I get it. 2.30, 2 245 or something. I don't know. It's fine. But thanks.

So the guy was assassinated, night health care. I am disturbed by this country's inversion of morality and real difficulty with good, basic, fundamental morality. And it's a kind of just shut up Matt Damon situation. You completely misunderstood the point. Or no, you're completely misunderstood the point, or no, you understand the point, you're too dumb to digest it, or something. We've had some sort of weird inversion, where we're angry at Daniel Penny,

who choked the guy on the subway, the drug addict maniac on the subway, but we're sort of turned the guy who shot the guy in the subway, the drug addict maniac, on the subway, but we're sort of turned the guy who shot the guy in the back into a folk hero. It's a weird inversion. I mean, almost everyone I speak to about this subject goes, oh yeah, you don't shoot a guy in the back, but you gotta understand, these healthcare companies,

man, they're gouging. That's all I ever said. It's like, okay, we've collectively lost our morality yes um okay and by the way I'm reading a book called the um and people are stupid you know and people are simple and stupid and by the way that's what fucked us with COVID too everyone's simplicity and stupidity but this this true believer book I'm reading it's a very short book But it is it is showing how often this shit happens in history and it always is the same attack on the family inversion of morality Using criminals to get things done

And of course the useful idiots, but it's it always has the same code of quality to it and instant experts Oh, yeah, everyone everyone's a fucking expert on the healthcare system. Really? And 10 minutes ago you knew nothing? And now you're an expert on the healthcare system. Well you gotta remember, you and I know what they put on TV. Just somebody that's available, looks right.

No, I'm talking about people walking around the streets. I'm just talking about folks who think they're fucking experts on the system. But also, okay, as opposed to what? You know, what do you want? What other system? I don't know, how's it affected you? But, you know, these are companies

that are trying to make the most money they can. There's also a thing, and this is where we get screwed too. They've seen too many Subaru commercials. They're like, why don't these places have a heart? They don't have a heart. They have guys who count numbers. They do business. They have a stock portfolio and an index

and they check how they do on the open market, on the stock market, and that's all they care about. What they have. Well, forget care about, that's their responsibility. Yes, they have stockholders. That's how it works. What do you think? I know you've seen enough Subaru commercials.

If you really want to get down to it, they're operating within a structure and legal system, that's what needs to be changed. You want to be pissed at somebody. I've told 2,000 people that. They're going to do the amount they can do to maximize profits within the system they're doing it just like every single one of you does with your taxes so if you don't like it then you have to fuck with the system these billionaires they pay less than their secretaries oh yeah guess who's gonna do that in perpetuity for the

rest of time unless you put in something that says they cannot have shell accounts or offshore accounts. By the way, how many fucking shell accounts did the Bidens have? How many offshore accounts? How many shell accounts? How many LLCs did they start under their granddaughters name? So fuck off with your morality tales about paying your fair share, you fucking hypocrite, lying sacks of shit.

Go make another fucking gay flag sticker and put it on another building that no one gives a fuck about. Ugh. Ugh. I don't know. I'm really, I'm disappointed in society. You've been that way for a long time. I don't like what men have turned into. Men have gotten fucking sad and weak and soft and dumb.

They don't think straight either. Well, the healthcare system. Yeah, okay, then shoot the guy who runs Standard Oil and shoot the guy who runs State Farm Auto Insurance and shoot the CEO of every company that makes a profit that you don't like Fuck off. Yeah, and and also they turn it into this thing where it's like These people are getting thrown out in the street because insurance won't cover nobody gets thrown out in the street But go get a better insurance go go with somebody else

How about that? Yeah. Or figure it out. Or figure it out, yeah. Yeah. Well, that, but part of the... In Canada, they have... Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't know, that's a disaster.

No, but they don't, they sound like my mom in 1973, you know? In Europe, they have standard pay, single pay, what everybody gets access to. Yeah, you gotta wait six months to get a fucking chest x-ray. Yeah. Canada. Fuck off.

My cousin, a brilliant woman, was a French, expatriate French woman who developed breast cancer, and her care was so horrible and it was considered state of the art in France, that not only would it have been a malpractice case, there would have been a criminal case in this country. And there it just went like,

what are you gonna do? Yeah, I know, it's utopia. Shut the fuck up. All right, Daniel Penny, I'm found not guilty good. I don't know what happens with Alvin Bragg and all these soros appointed guys. It's like we do these, again, retarded experiment.

We're in the retarded experiment phase of this country. That's literally where we are. I don't know how else to do it. You go, well, I got a nine-year-old and I say he should eat eggs for breakfast, but my wife says he should eat Mike and Ikes and good and plenty. And I go, well, I don't think that's going to work. I don't think that's going to work. And then they go, well, I don't think that's gonna work. I don't think that's gonna work. And then they go, well, I don't know. I like the look of the person who wants to be in the Mike and I's, they seem very compassionate.

Seems like the kid likes their better. They like the thing, all right, let's take a vote. All right, they go Mike and Ike. And then they go Mike and Ike for like four years. The kid gets fat, the skin gets bad, and they get depressed, and they're pre-diabetic. And then somebody goes, well, that's not working. I go, what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

So let's get a bunch of progressive, sorrows-elected fucking DAs who are gonna come in and not do their job. They're gonna do like restorative justice or whatever. They're gonna real harden the paint on Trump and Whitey on the subway and turn their back on the black guy who punches the Asian person on the sidewalk for the 26th time.

And then what the fuck do you think is gonna happen? And then all the dumb people go, well, it's time for a change. Like we just did in LA. Oh no, we need law and order. Okay, it's the district attorney., we need law and order. Okay, it's the district attorney. That's the law and order. That's their job is law and order. That's their job. Well, yeah, but we want someone who's compassionate. Okay, get the

compassionate person who wants to do the restorative justice. Find me an example where it works. Find me the defund the police, the compassionate DA, the restorative justice, the Alvin Braggs of the world, the Soros backed, you know. Find me the community policing instead of police officers. We'll have community. Find me where it works and then I'll go for it next time. Or it never works all the time everywhere since the dawn of fucking time. And then we're gonna have to redo our stuff. We're gonna go, well, LA, we're tired

because there's too much crime. Okay, did anyone see this coming? When they were shutting schools down for two years. Well, turns out the kids are falling behind. and you know what's the black and the brown kids that fell the first. Did anyone see this coming? Are you so fucking stupid that you can't see this or what? It's not stupid.

It's narcissism. Well, that's the big one. You want to be on some happy side of some fucking issue because you're fucking coward. And that's what happened. So then now it's like, well, I got to get rid of Alvin Bragg so we can get some more, we can get criminals off the street. Oh, who could have ever anticipated this? And then of course, they have an agenda and the agenda isn't justice.

It's an agenda and the agenda isn't justice. It's an agenda Soros Stated agenda and then they go after it and they spend all their fucking time Going after Trump and Daniel Penny guys who don't really pose a threat And that's it and then they come up snake eyes They lose a bunch of fucking taxpayer money and no one seems to give a fuck and then some point someone goes I think we should go different direction Yeah, the direction toward justice that'd be nice. What do we do with the narcissist and that's the bigger problem It's people just need it beat out of them

They do they need to lose so early and so often that they just they've just lose Also, there's a lot of like you said mocking going on. on. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, lately, yeah. Yeah, like I was talking to Matt Walsh from the Daily Wire and the Variety newspaper was making fun of him for submitting his documentary for the Oscars and we were laughing at it. We're both laughing at their article. No one gives a fuck what variety says anymore variety thinks, you know, the LA Times does this thing where it's like hey

We're gonna really give it we're gonna stick it to Ben Shapiro. They make fun of the LA Times CNN's gonna do they laugh at you. They're making fun of you LA Times New York Times variety all you fucking rags of your, nobody cares. You could write the biggest hit piece in the world about me, I would talk about it on the air and laugh about it. It's not like, you know, 20 years ago you'd call your publicist and go, we got a problem here, we got to take care of this, someone's got to clean this up. Someone's got, not me. All you, all you, not me.

We're gonna have to prepare a statement. Now they laugh, they mock them, so they're gone. And they don't real, they're such narcissistic pieces of shit that they don't understand they're even being mocked, you know what I mean? Like they're going, you better watch out because the New York Times is gonna, no one even listens to what they say.

Except for a handful of their like-minded readers, but nobody outside of that bubble gives a fuck. Who's Variety talking to when they're writing a hit piece against Matt Walsh? Who are they talking to? It's a bunch of their own fucking LA pussies who don't even know who he is. Or there's even another thing that's going on these days in the way media is playing

out is it'll show up as a headline on your phone and then five minutes later you'll have forgotten about it and be reading another headline. You know what I mean? It's like it's too much. Yeah, last subject real quick. The Food and Drug Administration is seeking to ban red food dye. Can I tell you this, everyone? We can, we cannot, we can't, the FDA can't ban sand.

You could eat sand. You could bend down and grab a handful of sand off the street and ingest it, and it wouldn't be good for you. And they cannot ban eating women's hair ties. But you can. You can prevent yourself from eating. You can prevent yourself from eating your girlfriend

or wife's hair ties, which are all over the place. I wish there were snacks. They're all over the car. They're all over the fucking house. I wish there were Funyuns. I'd be stopping and eating. I'd be sitting in the car at a red light. Ooh, we got some hair ties.

I wish there was hair ties. Maybe we can figure something out here. We get the Funion people together with the big hair tie people. Okay, the FDA cannot, they cannot prevent you from eating your wife's hair ties, but you can. You do not ask me,

and I'm no, oh God, you'll give it. Ask me when the last time, ask me the last time I bought a box of cereal. It's 31 years, don't do it. Just don't buy the fucking cereal. Hello, those red vines have red dye number 20. Don't eat red vines. What are you, a retarded nine year old?

Don't do it. Don't eat the fucking sugar smacks and don't eat red vines. What are you, a retarded nine-year-old? Don't do it. Don't eat the fucking sugar smacks and don't eat the fruit loops. You got a choice, go have an egg. Agency people, wake up. Yeah, they can ban it. It's fine. Then it's just gonna be empty carbs with tons of sugar

that make you fat. Or. Yummy is powerful. Or you could control your fucking self. How about that? Ugh, it's like, you need the government, the hand of government to be involved. What don't you know about nutrition in 2024? What don't you know?

You know, does everyone know? Yes, we know, and then we make bad choices. That's up to you. RFK Jr. is not gonna shop with you. You're going alone. So it's just you and all your fucking impulses. So get him in order. You gotta get Chef Grohl back in here

to tell you what his plan is. Love that guy. A lot of local farming and stuff. He wants to find ways to support. All right. Oh, you can go to Amcro.com for all the live shows. Solana Beach coming up there with Jay Moore. That'll be January 19th.

Huh? Oh, yeah, January 19th, sorry. Covina, Naples, I mean, just go to Amcro.com for all the live shows. What do you got, Drew? Go to Rumble, ask Dr. Drew to subscribe there or dru.com. So, until next time, mcrov, Dr. Drew, say it. Mahala.

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