The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1957 Finish the Slogan

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

On the final show of the year, Dr. Drew stuns the Aceman with some sports talk, Adam returns with a rant on the importance of signaling when driving, and the useless freeway signs that could help us. ...Plus, they discuss the moral disclosure of STDs, and the myth of fake meat. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at the top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com Please Support Our Sponsors: RuffGreens.com, use code: Adam

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Starting point is 00:01:44 Drew show. Yeah, get it on, got to get on a judgment. Oh, Dr. Drew's 4560, sex addiction specialist. 4560. 4560. What's going on there, Drusky? For some reason that 4560 sounded like, like sort of audibles being called at the line and There was a ex
Starting point is 00:02:12 Bills Buffalo Bill Star was in the news, but before I go to that Did you see a Josh Allen this week playing football? Detroit yeah Wow Right you never bring up NFL sports or any of that he just has got got my, I'm just pretty, kind of, well two things happened to me. I thought, oh damn, I'm blanking on his name, the quarterback for the Vikings.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Somebody help me. He used to be a quarterback for SC. And he came out of sort of nowhere, has been just performing at this super high level. And I thought, it's a name like... Oh, yeah. They write it down there? They wrote Matt Corral.
Starting point is 00:02:52 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's the red-haired kid. Yes. Yeah, I can think of his last name. It's almost like normal. Doesn't matter, good color. Normal or something. Anyway, it, he, I just have thought his...
Starting point is 00:03:04 Sam Darnold. Darnold, that's- Sam Darnold. Darnold, that's him, Tarnell. Yeah, that's what I said. And he's just been doing so great, and I thought I was just explaining to someone the other day, like what a great performance he's been doing, and I said, except he's not Josh Allen. I'm like, Josh Allen's just been like superhuman lately. No? Yeah, he's a beast.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Yeah. I also thought of you, I want to get back to that Bill story in a second, but I also thought of you when I was driving in today, because a like a large pickup truck was over to my left. I was in the slow lane coming up to an on-ramp. You're in the right lane. Coming to an off-ramp. On the freeway. On the freeway. The guy's in the lane next to me on the left. freeway. The guy's in the lane next to me on the left. He's almost like, maybe he's got half a car length ahead of me to my left. And behind him is, you know, two car lengths back, like a Toyota Corolla. I'm coming upon this off-ramp and the guy in the pickup truck all of a sudden just zooms across to get to that off-ramp.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Makes me slow down a little bit, but it cut me off, but I didn't think anything really of it. He made it, he made the turn. I didn't have to slow down very much. That Corolla two cars back, honking like a maniac. And I thought, what the fuck is wrong with people? Why are you honking? He cut me off. I have no issue with it. He needed to get off the freeway. Why are you honking at this guy in the pickup truck?
Starting point is 00:04:31 I have a theory that I shall put forward, which I realize that now, you're really listening, that now, you're really listening? Yeah. People are a little out of it and thusly surprised quite a bit. Startled, right? Right. And then they react. So when I drive with my girlfriend,
Starting point is 00:05:00 she doesn't see what I see coming. With your hypervigilance. Right. With my AWACS radar that's constantly spinning above me, I see everything, right? I gotta drive like that too. Yeah, that's why I don't get into accidents. That's why the guy doesn't bother me if he cuts me off.
Starting point is 00:05:19 It would bother me if I had to slam my brakes on only because it slowed me down. So here's my theory. It's happened to me with driving with her way more than 10 times. Oh, did she start yelling? She started screaming about it. What's he doing?
Starting point is 00:05:35 He's a maniac. Yeah, so I see the person is drifting over. Now, they're not signaling. They never signal. Not signaling, they never signal. If we could just get people to signal in this city, it would be very impactful for multiple reasons, just multiple reasons. I was literally driving down PCH
Starting point is 00:06:02 and heading up my street last night, and there's a car just sort of coming at me. And I didn't know if it was going right on PCH or left on PCH, and I was just sort of coming toward it. But if they use their signal, I would know a lot. That's right. But they won't. And they never do. And so often, they're in the right lane not turning right or turning right but I don't know they don't have their signal. I'm so weird about signaling that not signaling feels like not wearing my seatbelt. I have
Starting point is 00:06:36 the same feeling like, what did I do? I didn't signal. Right. But here's me point. We could just put it up on those freeway signs and tell people to use their signal and then people use their signal and then it'd be fine and we could say use your signal, it's the law, or use your signal, you'll be ticketed if not. We could just do it and then people user signals and then we cut down on accidents and traffic and confusion But we have slow for the cone zone or ho ho ho Santa once you did not the speed You should let me finish. Sorry when I'm going a phrase. It's help. It's helpful. Doesn't matter. Okay. Yeah I just was thinking that for phrases and things like when people go this candidate had a slogan
Starting point is 00:07:26 It was I like let me ask you something else The slogans got finished the slogan. Yeah Don't laugh at that. What's wrong with you? So We all took a written driving test and as I recall I Guess been a while since I've taken the written test, but they have you, you have to be able to answer a question about how far before your turn your signal goes on. It's different turning right than turning left as I recall.
Starting point is 00:08:02 One's like 100 feet, one's like 300 feet, you have to know this. But so here's what I'm saying. 100 feet, one's like 300 feet, and you have to know this. But so, here's what I'm saying. This has real world consequences. Like I'm sure there are many, many accidents caused on many, many freeways, because the person doesn't signal and they just start moving over and whatever. It's a big safety thing, as well as a flow thing,
Starting point is 00:08:23 as well as, it would be very impactful very impactful and yet It is never discussed ever. I just realized so Something is wrong and I don't know I used to try to get through to those people I used to go who's in charge of these signs and why are why why can't we put something good on it? And everyone just kind of went, they don't talk to you or something. I don't know, Kyle, who would you talk to? You got to look it up. High-octane.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Slowing for the, you know, click it or tick it is, okay, here's the thing. Every modern car possesses a signal and every modern car possesses a seatbelt. Yes? We've agreed. More than 99% of people are driving with their seatbelt on because their car's letting them know they're not driving the seatbelt on. What percentage of cars are consistently and very pragmatically and consistently using their signals? 50% less?
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yeah, no, I think around 50. 50? Yeah. Diligently using the signals. 50% less. Yeah, sick. No, I think we're at 50. 50. Diligently using the signals. Now you're getting slowly. I'll say 50%. All right. Okay. That still leaves several million cars not using their signals. Dangerously, yeah. Right. So why not just throw that up on the fucking billboard?
Starting point is 00:10:01 I realize- By the way, when people are driving under the sign on the freeway and thinking about changing lanes, they would put their signal on. But we will never, ever bring that up. And I have no God-loving idea why. I mean, it's a sort of apathy meets stupidity, meets, I don't give a fuck. Just give me my paycheck. I do nothing.
Starting point is 00:10:25 I mean, I do remember specifically talking to Gavin Newsome about these things and him specifically laughing. Almost all of it off. He laughed it off. I remember real time kind of going, not interested in any of that? Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Like, it's as if I was saying to him, you know, Gavin, I love the Rams, and couldn't you make a law that said everyone had to have a Rams flag hanging in the front yard? Like, it was, that's what he's doing. Except when I was talking about traffic. Which is wild, right? Wild.
Starting point is 00:11:04 All right, so, here's the thing. My girlfriend is not tuned in like I am. I am seeing what everyone is doing, and then at some point somebody cuts in front of me, who's not signaling, I knew that, and I knew what was happening 200 feet ago. She sees it in real time and goes, oh shit! And then yells, fuck that guy, fuck that! And then she yells at me, why aren't you honking at that guy?
Starting point is 00:11:37 And then I say, I only honk at people that don't move, that don't turn right on rats. I honk at people that don't move, that don't turn right on reds. I honk at people that are impeding me. That guy saw what that guy was doing and I anticipated it. And by the way, I don't mind reckless, I don't mind fast, I don't mind dangerous drivers. I hate slow, what the fuck, here we go, the light screen. If I'm not slowing down significantly. I am NOT giving a shit That's exactly exactly right here. It's up to them the California Department of Transportation
Starting point is 00:12:12 Caltrans through your local district office which can be found on their website The contact is called Caltrans district sign coordinators called Caltrans District Sign Coordinators. Okay, so now we need to find out how one can lobby to have something other than slow for the cone zone on that sign. The primitive man part is all these stupid catchy phrases. They're clearly in love with these phrases. You need to come up with the phrase.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Every town, every town is. You need to come up with a phrase for the turn. I do, if it steers, it clears. That one would work, but we need one for the turn signal Yes, oh look I Would I could look I take ten minutes. I come up five good ones. Yeah, so I Would like people use their signal. I would assume they would like it too. That's that's they love the phrases more
Starting point is 00:13:02 They love no no, Drew, please. I'm not, these are not two competing thoughts. You just told me I had to come up with a cool phrase for signaling, and I said, yes, I could do that. Now moving on. They would like it too. They would like you to use your signal. Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Where's the disconnect between what they would like you to use? They would like you to not get out of your car when you got no minor fender-bender in lane three. They would like these things. Why can't they put it on the sign is what I'm saying. I'm gonna go back to what I just said which is the catchy phrase. They've not come up not I told you we could come up with They have not come up with it unless you propose that they'll do it. No, they will Yes, I think they will I think if it's tears and clears exist in 22 other states They're not I'm gonna bet these assholes. They don't say that
Starting point is 00:14:00 It's not the catchy phrase. Yes. They need a catchy phrase. Yes It's not the catchy phrase. Yes, they need a catchy phrase. You come up with catchy phrases not to share needles, not to beat seniors. We can come up with a catchy phrase for poaching and human trafficking. We can come up with a catchy phrase for anything. Christie should put ho, ho, ho in front of whatever they want you to do
Starting point is 00:14:29 It's not that true. Okay, they don't care They don't care about the outcome is what I as what I'm saying, right? they if they say click it or ticket which they like and if they say slow for the cone zone, which they like, no one will ever find fault in them, and then they get paid, and then they don't give a fuck. Oh yeah, that's my whole point of it. My point is why would they, if you went to them and said,
Starting point is 00:15:02 would you prefer that everyone in your city uses their turn signal? They would say yes, I would yes, they would then I would say why not have a campaign for that For everything and they don't really have catchy phrases about the drought They they just do we're in a drought safe water conserve water they'll do the amber alert they don't do the catchy phrase for the amber alert. I'm gonna bet that comes from a different source of motivation in the sense that it's not spontaneously somebody some outside organization said you have to pose
Starting point is 00:15:35 this. Yeah they like retarded catchy un-unamusing and not so clever phrases but I would argue and not so clever phrases, but I would argue that if in fact you really want people to use their turn signal, then you just go, use your turn signal, it's the law. Which to them is almost a catchy phrase because they will do it, it's the law. And then that'll be that. But they won't, and they never will, and they can't.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Which is a weird thing to me because as people are traveling under the sign that says clicker or ticket, they're drifting into they're changing lanes without their signal and getting into an accident all day, every day and clogging up the freeway. We don't have a traffic Zard. That's true, right? Yeah. It'll be it. LA doesn't have a traffic chart. You know why? We have everything else. I know why. What? Because you are the traffic, Adam. Right. Then we don't care. Right. That's my point.
Starting point is 00:16:35 All right. So how would one contact, and then I will make it a campaign, Kyle, to contact these people. But anyway, um, see, fake meat. No, I want to talk about this Bill, this ex-Bill Star, if you don't mind. Yeah. That's the one I promoted. Um, the head, first of all, the headline is interesting, and it's again, goes at how shitty headlines are in this country. This X-Mill star quote, knowingly infected women, plural, with incurable herpes. Okay. Number one, all herpes and curable. Okay. So I don't know why they had to put that in there. Women, there was one woman in question in the story, my understanding is. And then the knowingly part,
Starting point is 00:17:26 as though he intentionally infected her, like, or that he just didn't tell her that he had this thing, which I think people know has now been tested in the law. People gotta talk about this stuff. It's so weird. Doesn't this whole thing sound, why it's a headline, why it's,
Starting point is 00:17:45 it's all weird. Yeah. Isn't this whole thing sound you as well? Why it's a headline? Why it's, I it's all odd to me. What, what, was somebody has something in for this guy? Who wrote this article? I guess. Feels lady S Joseph. Joseph is an editor. Josephina. You mean? Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I have, I'm not know. I'm not... Right to weekly pro wrestling column. These stuff, I don't find these articles interesting or informative and they're also, I don't know what the call to action is. Like, I don't know what you want me to do about it.
Starting point is 00:18:17 I'm sure she's gonna... And I just don't care. This will be settled. This stuff has been successfully sued in the past, maybe not in New York or something. Reminder to wear a condom, take your medication, alert your partners if you have something that could even possibly be transmitted. But it's just such an odd thing to have hit the, to become, why it was kind of viral too is also weird to me. Viral, get it?
Starting point is 00:18:37 Yeah. It's the first time this topic has come up again in a long time or something? We do not make a lot of sense in terms, I mean I would say slow news day, you know what I mean? We used to talk about Love Line years ago, not infrequently, right? It would come up, we talk about it, because there was no Google, people didn't know about it, there were no lawsuits yet. Yeah, look, here's what I'm saying, who cares? And by the way, he maybe didn't know that people often have this thing and don't know it.
Starting point is 00:19:07 That's the most common state, by the way, is people to have it and not know it. Well, what it is is they don't know and they're told like don't do it during an outbreak, but they can still be contagious when they're not having an outbreak. So then what's the answer? Never engage in contact, you know, ever again? I don't know. I don't care. And I don't know why, this is why I would make
Starting point is 00:19:28 a horrible columnist, because someone would, they would constantly pitch me ideas to write about, and I would just go, I'd either go, it didn't happen or who gives a fuck. And then also, since when did one chick become multiple chick, and since when did engaging in sex become knowingly spreading herpes?
Starting point is 00:19:48 I would have so much difficulty being a columnist. But by the way, I'm reading this now. Here's a part I missed. There were several other women targeted single mothers who were Buffalo Bills fans living in Western. Targeted. This guy's a puss. Forget it. I don't know again
Starting point is 00:20:06 Did you hear those Catholic high school kids? Targeting those bottlenose dolphins Annoying them annoying them with their swimming like I just be like the fuck out of my office. No, I'm not riding this I there's nothing here There's way there's a lot of nothing in French There's way, there's a lot of nothing. In France? It's just a kind of general, like I don't know, how many Trump stories were like,
Starting point is 00:20:34 he was at Arlington Cemetery and somebody overheard him saying everyone who's dead is a pussy. Yeah. You probably didn't say that. Maybe he did, maybe he's joking. I don't know, that's an article. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:47 World headline. I got an ivermectin, this horse-paced article I gotta work on next week. Like, okay, really? Well, let's keep talking about it, because these people should be shamed and shamed again and regularly, because until they start reporting the news again,
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Starting point is 00:24:47 There's gonna be more consequences than we imagine, I bet. You could feed your sex robot fake meat. That'd be fine for Sheila. Sure. Or whatever you name her, I name her Sheila. Lars. Oh, you named yours Lars? You got a dude?
Starting point is 00:25:04 Lars and the, what was the name of that movie? The real woman or something? Lars and the real girl. Right, but Lars is the name of the dude. Yes. Okay. Anyway. Dr. Springman from the University of Oxford's Environmental Change Institute is doing a lot of studies on alternatives to meat and they've found that that the the worst of it all is the much vaunted lab-grown meats as is he has kind of put the kibosh on that but has found that processed vegetables are not very very healthy for you as an alternative shocking and that what is a processed vegetable like a frozen sack of something fried or what does process vegetables mean yeah it's it it really what he's breaking down he doesn't give specifics about what the processed ones are but that the like legumes peas beans that are unprocessed are quite health, they're much healthier and he says match the taste that you're looking for.
Starting point is 00:26:11 They have nowhere near the nutrient content. I can't hear his last two words, because you're going over them. Go ahead. Just that what you're looking for in the taste aspect, that they replace it quite well. That you can replace meat with your legumes, but the processed, like Impossible Burger
Starting point is 00:26:29 and stuff like that, not good? Yeah, it depends on what they're made out of. The Impossible Burger, if it's made with processed vegetables, even if they are beans or whatnot, that they are not as healthy. You want me to read that, processed vegetables? Yeah, but it says examples. It says bags of cut carrots, alright.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Pre-washed lettuce, that's processed. I should eat lettuce that tastes like Mexican hand. But maybe they have some sort of something on them to keep them seeming fresh longer or something. So it's blanching, dehydrating, canning, freezing, fermenting, pickling, and irradiating. Fermenting? I thought fermenting was good.
Starting point is 00:27:12 I guess. Look, pre-washed lettuce doesn't feel that process to me, but I get it. Don't eat canned corn, eat fresh corn. Eat fresh whatever or you know eat fresh You know, whatever when you can I would still Sort of argue that when you get that sack of frozen broccoli you cook it up. It's still broccoli I mean it may not maybe
Starting point is 00:27:38 Marginally better if you just picked it from your garden or something I saw the nutrition contract, but but you're still just eating broccoli. It's not bad. It's just not as good. But what I can't figure out with this article, Kyle, is he, you start talking about meat and then you went into vegetables. And is he talking about the ingredients of the fake meat when he says vegetables? Yes, he is. Oh, okay. Because it's a little unclear. Yeah, and the legumes and the beans are the good fake meats, but the problem with legumes and beans, while they're good nutrients, they don't come anywhere near beef. Nothing. I think here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:28:15 I saw a cartoon once. I thought it was so brilliant. They said an amazing breakthrough. Nature has figured out, they've figured out a way using natural processes to turn Grass into high quality protein right we call that beef right All right, we had a voicemail. We were gonna get you oh Where it happened to true? No is he gay is true? No all right all right a a a festive sock Is he gay? No. All right. All right. A...
Starting point is 00:28:46 A festive sock meets with a full, hard woman on a talk show wearing a miniskirt in the 70s. Leg cross? Means super soft governing.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Weak... I know every policy this guy has based on the way he crosses his legs and the socks he chose to wear. I think that's a pretty good assessment. But same way I would know if he was wearing a mask, you know, outdoors or something. I would know, I know how you vote, by the way, I don't wanna be governed by you.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Yes. I'm labeling you a pussy, and now I know how you vote, by the way, I don't wanna be governed by you. I'm labeling you a pussy, and now I know how you're gonna come down on everything, which by the way, Trudeau was the worst on COVID. So he was, people are telling me they were quarantining for two weeks even though they had COVID before and they were vaccinated. So you don't wanna be governed by a pussy, people. I've told you that a million times.
Starting point is 00:29:48 You think you want a pussy governing you because you think you're gonna be safer. You will not be safer. There'll just be more rules and less of your rights. That's what happens when pussies are put in charge. What's weird is the pussy is gonna tell you how to live more than the alpha male. The pussy is going to lay out all that you can do, good and bad, for your life.
Starting point is 00:30:12 They worry the dictator, oh my God, he's going to come. No, dictators you think strong arm, strong man, dictator. No, no. It's not Manuel Noriega. It's the pussy who's going to, he's the guy who's gonna defund you if you're a trucker and you're striking or whatever for COVID or whatever.
Starting point is 00:30:32 He's the guy who's gonna quarantine you in your hotel room for two weeks. He's the guy who's gonna have you arrested if you leave your hotel room. It's the pussy. That's why he crosses his legs that way and wears the socks and explains that he's always a woman's liver. He's down with women.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Then he can enact this stuff and you won't see it coming. See how that works? I do see how that works. Ellen, Bill Cosby, both like to dance at the beginning of their show. Why? They're so nice. They're so nice.
Starting point is 00:31:10 There's a great clip of him, we'll get the vo, we'll get the voicemail, but there is a great clip of him explaining he's a woman's, Oh yeah. He's a woman's lover and he's, Feminist, dedicated feminist. He's disappointed woman's liver and he's... Feminist, dedicated feminist. He's disappointed in our country that we did not elect a retarded woman to run the country. It's because we were sexist.
Starting point is 00:31:33 We already were advanced enough to elect a brain-dead man. And her as vice president. Why not a retarded woman? I don't know. Perhaps we'd like to run the country efficiently and fix it. And then we'll, once we get everything straightened out, we will elect a retarded woman to ruin our country. And then he'll be happy. Because he just sees in terms of penises and fallopian tubing, that's what he cares about. He doesn't really care about
Starting point is 00:32:03 who they are. Penises and fallopian tubes. Although he probably doesn't he doesn't really care about who they are although he probably doesn't like tulsi gabbard which is weird because he loves the ladies and we'll put a lady powerful position all right where's our vio nate this is nate sorry wait this is him first this is great trudeau trudeau no it shouldn't be that way it wasn't supposed to be that way. It wasn't supposed to be that way. We were supposed to be on a steady, if difficult sometimes, march towards progress. And yet, just a few weeks ago, the United States voted for a second time to not elect its first woman president.
Starting point is 00:32:38 There's a little lispy. I know. Only twice. Right, second time. And women's progress is under attack overtly and subtly But I want you to know that I am and always it's overt and subtle Okay, I don't know how that works. He is a weird dude. It's fucking pussy who's ruining his country Yeah, but but folks we have a little slice of Trudeau here. His name is Gavin Newsom. He's a pussy, too
Starting point is 00:33:05 Who's ruining California? But if you want to know I told you Canada's about five years ahead of California Yeah, if we don't change directions. All right, here we go. Sorry know that I am and always will be a proud Feminist you will always have an ally in me and in my government You know, he's disappointed. He's like, why can't you ruin your country, too? That weird Lispy thing, maybe Remnant, he speaks fluent French, too, I'm pretty sure. Aha!
Starting point is 00:33:35 And they have a funny sort of way of putting their tongue against their teeth when they speak. He's a married man, but he's a pussy who's ruining this country. So they'll try to get rid of him and see if they can fix it and then some point they'll get tired of success And then they'll vote another pussy and then I'll go fuck that up again. That's how we do it. Yeah, but he's disappointed All right, sorry. We had a vo
Starting point is 00:33:59 voicemail to examine Nate Nate Hey, Adam drew. This is an is Nate 50 Montana. Love you guys really enjoy the show. Adam I got a question for one of your old bits. You were going to strategically or maybe it was tactically convince your kids that you had a big hog by having a wardrobe malfunction when they were eye level back in the day and then I guess a follow-up Drew, maybe I should have done that with my girls before they became teenagers. So anyhow, love you guys. Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Bye. Now look, I don't want you to think I'm weird. I said I was only doing it with my son. Yes. That's not going to do with my daughter. That'd be fucking weird. No. Yes. And it was loosely based on every, my friends all thinking their dad had a huge dick because they saw it when they were six and never saw it again. And so you should try to burn that
Starting point is 00:34:53 into Emmy. Traumatize your kids. You need to do that. Yeah. He's at a backseat. I catch him staring every now and then I'm like, that's not a good sign. But then you have to hide it you can't see it after the age of six He's got to see it before that and then sear it in It's a long bit But I recommend it All right I'm gonna be January 9th over Kimmel's doing a couple shows over there in Vegas at his club and then Solana Beach belly up
Starting point is 00:35:22 That'll be the 19th of January in the then Covina, 22nd of January, then January 31st, and Naples, what the hell? Why am I working so much? Naples again, you go to abcrowled.com for all the live shows. What do you got, Drew? Ask Dr. Drew on Rumble, subscribe there. So, until next time, Abcrowled for Dr. Drew, saying, mahalo.
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