The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1965 It's Cold Outside

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

The show opens with Adam inviting Drew out to dinner as a thank you for taking letting him live in the pool house. Then they discuss whether or not Biden could have successfully gotten through the swe...aring in process, the ever-changing hand signals used for “hate”, and why women who own $11k purses should never be in charge. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at the top of the homepage, AdamandDrew.com

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Starting point is 00:00:45 on the action with America's most trusted site for online wagering. So have some fun. Make these games and these events and these combat sports a little more interesting with One Studios with Adam Karola and board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Hey, Drew. Yeah, buddy. How about you let me buy you dinner tonight? Yeah, buddy. How about you let me buy you dinner tonight? Okay. Yeah? I think so, why, what's happening?
Starting point is 00:01:29 Well, I'm just, I feel like I'm- Just because we're living together? Yeah. You're the first person I see when I wake up and the last person I see when I go to bed. Don't you love my bathrobe and slippers? I do love them, actually. It's very comfortable.
Starting point is 00:01:41 You know, you're- Very regal. I know, listen, because I feel like I should buy you dinner because you know I'm drinking all your... well actually I bought you some coffee but I'm still drinking a lot of coffee. I'm using a lot of water. Don't worry about it. I don't like it. We have a grandchild now. I know. And that's preoccupying us so we're trying to get back down to Irvine every chance we get. Well let me take you to dinner tonight. Nice steak dinner or whatever you want. Okay. What about the spouse? They stay at home. She's got the exception
Starting point is 00:02:11 to this. I talked to Crystal. I said, I'll go to dinner. She goes, take Drew to dinner. He's leaving you in his house. I said, okay, I'll take Drew to dinner. And I begged her to stay. She doesn't like, I don't know, staying in other people's houses. I get that, I get that. And I get it too. But we're gonna be gone the majority of the time. Well, she'll come back. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:02:39 But the, see, there's also a difference. I think people need to understand this. You know, I look up at the screen, I'm Boca Raton, I'm in Naples, I'm going to Austin, I'm going to San Luis Obispo, going to Provo, doing a drive. There's a lot of hotel stays in the next, you look up at the calendar for me and you can go hotel, hotel, hotel,
Starting point is 00:03:08 hotel this weekend, hotel that weekend. And I don't have a beef with the hotels, but I've gotten enough of hotels in the last five years, ten years, it's a lot of hotels. My girlfriend does not stay in a lot of hotels. She likes hotels, number one. I don't dislike them, but I'm not in love with them. But I'm certainly not in love with them if I have to stay in them as much as I stay in them. So I like to stay in a home when I can. But anyway... I'm with you. Yeah. So tell your wife, just the boys tonight, she'll understand. All right. And we'll lie about something else. I don't know. All right. So I was thinking of you when I was driving in from your house today and I was listening, and Byron can probably find it, to Trump being sworn in.
Starting point is 00:04:14 And I was, you know, it's like repeat after me. And I thought, I wonder if Biden could have made it through that clean. No. You say no. I say no. That's kind of a weird thing. Like he not without some, he's got a speech problem. He has hypophonia.
Starting point is 00:04:34 He has a motor problem, sort of Parkinsonian. It makes him fumble. Right. But here's the concept I want everyone to digest. How about signing executive orders while doing a press conference for our... No, no. He couldn't do any of that. But here's the concept I want everyone to understand.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Half this country was fighting tooth and nail to elect a guy that if he was elected would not be able to go through the swear in process and get through that 28 seconds clean. Yep. He would not, he's not high, he's not functional enough to do that. And you wanted him to be president.
Starting point is 00:05:23 That's interesting. Now the thing is, he never was the president. There's now all the stories about he didn't know about signing this bill and signing that bill. Look, first off, every single thing was as we said it was from the beginning and then everyone was insulted and how dare you and he's at the top of his game and you know, blah, blah, blah. Every single thing with him, with his crime family, with Fauci, with COVID, with who's really running the country, you know, blah, blah, it's all been bore out. Sorry. So people who are wrong about everything, how about you take a break from being wrong and you just shut the fuck up for the next like two years and instead now we're gonna weigh in on this next thing. Oh yeah. Elon Musk
Starting point is 00:06:11 giving a Heil Hitler. That was awesome. I love it. They can't stop themselves. And you know what he's actually saying? He was saying my heart goes out to you. He's like making an emotional appeal. First off, remember when the OK sign was the thing? Oh, the cadet behind the president was going out. But that's the level of hysteria that we've been in. That is histrionic. That's crazy. It's delusional. Did you know the story of the guy who
Starting point is 00:06:41 worked for like the power company who was driving the truck in LA it's about four years ago who has had his hand hanging out the the window and gave the okay sign or something and like somebody reported him and they fired him oh my god it's it's it's yes you're right it's histrionic insanity people should examine. They really have to look at their behavior during this last five years. All right. Joe, Byron, listen to this and tell me if you think Biden could have nailed the landing on this or there would have been some stumble. Please raise your right hand and repeat after me. I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear
Starting point is 00:07:32 that I will faithfully execute that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States the Office of President of the United States in will, to the best of my ability in will, to the best of president of the United States and will to the best of my ability and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend
Starting point is 00:07:50 preserve, protect and defend the constitution of the United States the constitution of the United States. So help me God. So help me God. Congratulations Mr. President. I don't know where Biden's getting Is that Ivanka right behind him?
Starting point is 00:08:04 I guess. Biden getting through that clean, like, like if you're, if you're working for FanDuel or something like where's our odds on, on that? I don't know it's even money. I don't see him getting through a sentence without some sort of something, you know? Yeah. Byron, who is that? The there's woman's Ivanka. Was he? I was saying thumbs down to Trump. I mean I don't think he could have got it clean. All right
Starting point is 00:08:34 Well, it is a oh that story Joe and Byron The story of the guy who worked for PG&E or some power company, city guy, power city maintenance something guy driving a truck with like the OK sign on his fingers like out the window like from four years ago and someone reported him as a white supremacist, and he got fired. Also, what kind of phase do we just live in where somebody just calls your supervisor and goes, hey, a guy driving a truck?
Starting point is 00:09:13 Yeah, his finger's thumb and his forefinger were touching. So I'd like him fired, and you're like, oh, okay, did you get the license number on the truck? Hey, Bert, come into the office. Yeah, how long you been working here? 21 years. Okay, well, I'm gonna let you go. Oh, and by the way, anyone who doesn't want to get vaccinated, you're gonna get fired too. Okay. What's next? And everyone's like, yeah, okay. But okay? Yeah. That's just okay. Yeah. So he- I hope the history books are written as it happened, you know, someone took a picture of him
Starting point is 00:09:48 With the okay sign or the thumb and the four. I don't know what the white Nazi sign is but there it is I guess Listen I'm sure someone could find a picture of Simon Wiesenthal Putting his hand up in waving to somebody to hit Larry and whatever for sure If you take things out of context, it's easy you do anything you want. Yeah. All right, so this guy's San Diego, you know power Edison or something. I know he's driving a truck
Starting point is 00:10:20 This is five years ago, maybe four or five years ago. And then what's the story, though? He was fired. Yeah. Somebody took a picture, reported him, and he was fired for it. And then who are these people that take a picture and report him? These are people who would have been prison guards in 1937.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Oh, in Nazi Germany. Oh, okay All right. Now listen, here's the good news. All you fucking idiots I'm sure this guy lawyers up and then he sues you just like when the ladies from the view called trump a rapist or whatever they Talk about kyle rittenhouse being a white supremacist then you just get sued now Now you force people to get vaccinated who didn't need to get vaccinated, now you're all gonna get sued. Thank God that is starting to happen.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I know, but it's weird. I never thought I'd be cheering on a litigious society. I absolutely agree with you. That's the most stunning thing in the world to me. Yes, agreed. All right. But I wanna- So the story, first of my, though I haven't write that it was about four to five years
Starting point is 00:11:28 ago. And the reason I don't care, I'm just, I'm always trying to check my recollections is basically what I'm trying to do. June 2020. June 2020, so coming up on four years. So it's shorter than I thought. That- Coming up on five.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Coming up on five. So between four and five years. So- Oh oh you nailed it Mexican-american you're right. Okay, so what it is here's for me American Mexican American man no report includes nothing of him having an incident with somebody and then just that he was Caught with that out the window is it your thumb and four fingers in the middle? No, it's kind of the okay thing basically. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:08 We got fired. How about? Why is this okay with Eddie Murphy? How about Eddie Murphy when he used to do Buckwheat? Okay. And used to show his sign. Wow, is this exactly? Oh my God. All right, let me explain something here.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Who invented that? I wonder who invented that. Nobody. I bet you they can't. These are the date people where they go, he had his address, he gave his State of the Union on 6-21-2025. Now you add all those numbers up and you look back at Mein Kampf. Go to the page number, remember the date, the 27th. Go to page 27 of Mein Kampf. Okay, nut jobs. Okay,
Starting point is 00:12:56 do you have kids? Is there some kind of porn you like? Like can we give something to fill your day? And by the way, nothing ever comes of it. You know what I mean? Like we got a white supremacist Mexican guy off the street. Okay, we're living in a safer world now. Remember the- That's the feel good stuff. Remember the guys with the border guards
Starting point is 00:13:20 beating the Haitians with the reins. Okay, something, nothing. Where do they work? I think by the way, who did they sue somebody should write a book of all the disgusting excesses of delusional thought process Hold on is it pretty much exactly four and a half years when I said four years Yes, I said four years and then I went mmm five years and then I went Mmm, four and a half years. I didn't talk about it, it wasn't a thing, I don't have it marked, it's how my brain works,
Starting point is 00:13:50 and I'm not bragging on myself now, baby. You know what that's from? You would never do that, no. Now I'm not bragging on myself, baby. Come on, Drew, come on. Now I'm not bragging on myself now, baby. But there ain't no if, ands, or maybes. Byron does it.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Byron knows it. Everyone knows it. Everyone but you, Drew. Now I'm not bragging on my- you're gonna miss my 11. Nah, True True still doesn't know. No, I think- But when you hear the song, you gotta- Yeah, when I hear- Okay, I'm not bra you're gonna miss my 11. Nah, True True still doesn't know. No, I think you're fine. But when you hear the song, you go, yeah, you're gonna miss my 11.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Okay, I'm not bragging on myself, but here's what I am saying. When people tell me stuff all the fucking time, they go, you know, your buddy over there, that thing from over there, I go, I don't think it went, no. I think it was before that. It was before that.
Starting point is 00:14:43 No, no, no, it was after. I go, pretty think it was before that it was before that no no no it was after I go pretty sure it was before they go no no no no no okay I don't know but my estimations are always pretty fucking dead nuts on so you whoever's telling me I'm wrong for the third time you may want to stop and check something right now instead of just mowing along forward and then later on we'll figure out you were wrong. But that's your time to stop, you know what I mean? Pump the brake and go, huh, let me check. People, also I don't ever know where people are like so sure of something that never happened. It's a weird thing. Yeah. I was telling you, my sister gave a great story the other day. Irrational certitude is really a problem. People should be uncertain of everything.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Right. But also when the sane person who's tuned in starts saying things like, well, maybe we should investigate that, or, well, how would that have really worked? How would that have played out if that so-and-so, like, that's your opportunity to go, well, that's a good question, let me check, we should check it out. Not, fuck off, they go harder, which is weird, but anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:04 You're gonna miss my loving Drew When it's cold outside I did love that Evidently central heat wasn't a thing back then cuz there's a lot of like hey, babe. I need to fuck you and they're like why It's cold outside You're like, yeah. Well, it wasn't so much not, well, we're not sleeping in the car. No, no, I need to fucking get down on you. I know you're not attracted to me, but it is cold.
Starting point is 00:16:37 So I'm going to have to fuck. Like that was kind of the conceit. You know what I mean? Yes. And when it gets cold You're gonna miss me fucking you cuz you're me cold There wasn't any other ways to warm yourself back then and there was no on top of your arcturus clothing There was nothing to really stay warm with then have like Patagonia. No, no Patagonia
Starting point is 00:17:01 But but remember we couldn't play baby. It's Cold outside in the Me Too era. I know. I love... Now here's the thing. All right, here's my deal. It's fine. It comes from one group, they're wrong about everything, and they just keep going. My feeling, my deal is is you've fucked up everything. Just pump your brakes before you get into the next thing you're gonna be wrong about. That's all. All right, quick break right back after this. Car breaks down you take it to the mechanic, right? Most guys however will not take themselves to the doctor and I'll'll tell you, sometimes their spouses drag them in. But men should think about their medical symptoms, particularly things like erectile dysfunction. It
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Starting point is 00:19:39 that there's so much euphoria. I just worry about the excesses. And I wonder if some of what created the excesses during the early, particularly the early time of the Biden administration, was this sense of relief that they got rid of Trump. You know what I mean? The way this group now has euphoria
Starting point is 00:20:00 for getting it back in, the group you're talking about experienced this immense sense of relief when he was gone. And they just went hog wild with their sort of ideas as a result. They were all screwed up, and bad ideas, obviously. But you know what I mean? Like, we're going to govern now for real with the way
Starting point is 00:20:18 government's supposed to go. And I remember a friend of mine, this always stayed with me, and I knew it was not going to be a good sign. She left a position at the Justice Department and she said, man, the new group came in, they're like, they like to govern. They love governing. I thought, oh, not good. Not good. We need people that want to serve the will of the people and govern this. sort of taking something and you're trying, you're asking people to go against human nature, or their own nature.
Starting point is 00:20:52 You know what I mean? So what you're asking is not totally realistic, and you're also asking for something that sort of mathematically doesn't pencil out, which is you have people who go, I want to be involved with the LA City Council. You know, I want to get involved. I want to get involved, especially sort of Yenta middle-aged women who for some reason, look people who think I'm a dick different groups have sort of different propensities you know what I mean like certain groups like classical music and certain groups like hip-hop music and certain you know
Starting point is 00:21:37 I like a big dog I don't like a lap dog people love their lap dogs Drew's got a little wiener dog. I don't like little wiener dogs. I like big fat heads, big heads with a fucking big box head. There's a commercial where the guy's like snoring too much or something and at some point his wife, you know, moves out of the bedroom and they cut to him with what looks like 140 pounds St. Bernard just asleep on the bed. I fucking love that shit. Every time I would walk in to my son's room and that huge lab, Phil was just like spread out, most of the time pushing Sonny off the edge of the bed, you know, like taking the whole bed up, you know. I just would walk in and go, ah, I love it. Okay, that's me.
Starting point is 00:22:25 And then there's the ladies from Vanderpump Rules, and she likes her little teacup, whatever. And I, okay, we like dogs. I don't like your little shitty dog, but you don't like my big fat behemoth dog. Okay, but we like dogs, you know what I mean? Fine. There's like certain groups that
Starting point is 00:22:46 just are attracted to certain things. And in LA, it's middle-aged Yenta Karens who are attracted to the job of ruling. They like it. And there's a weird thing they have, which is like a little bit like, I'm going to close all the restaurants, but I'm going down to Delmonico's and getting my stuff for you know there's like a weird like you know what it is Drew is there anything Joe I'm looking at you Drew I'm looking at you is there anything attractive to us about an $11,000 purse? No. And not only am I not attracted to it, it's a burden. Like I don't wanna go out with this thing
Starting point is 00:23:34 that's worth as much as a car, you know, and leave it in a. It's also, yeah, it's non-sensical. I don't like, so I don't like any part of this. Yeah. But why does the woman like the $11,000 purse? I mean, you and I know that A, you could get a replica of that purse for 89 bucks, made of leather and the same material,
Starting point is 00:23:58 the same materials, you know what I mean? It's not like, look, here's what I'm saying. I like a Ferrari. You can go, oh, I can get you a replica of that $250,000 Ferrari. I can get you one for 39K. That's called an 89 Pontiac Fiero with a fiberglass Ferrari body on it.
Starting point is 00:24:16 That's not, there's nobody's mistaken that. And especially when you get in it, you go, oh, fuck this. You ever see what replica cars look like? So I literally saw one going down PCH the other day before I got removed. It was a Ferrari Daytona convertible, a new Ferrari convertible Daytona.
Starting point is 00:24:41 They just had one up for sale at Mecham in Kissimmee, Florida. No sale at 2.5, meaning the guy who owned it went 2.5, not going to get it done. More like 2.8 for this car to leave. But the kit car is 11 grand, and it's a fiberglass Daytona body on top of a Volkswagen chassis. So it's a piece of shit. Like, okay. But the knockoff purse, oh, it's not gonna hold any money. Lipstick. The knockoff purse is the same, right?
Starting point is 00:25:13 I can't tell the difference. I can't tell the difference either. Okay. So what are we talking about? Like, what's attractive about the $11,000 purse? What's attractive is, bitch, you don't have one. I is bitch. You don't have one. I Got one You don't have you got a crown royal sack bitch, and I got $11,000 purse. How about it? Right? There's no practical application. There's just that right under sewn up
Starting point is 00:25:37 So now like when Lori Lightfoot is like, hey, none of you people can get your haircut because who's getting haircut? And city council, no more dining for you people. Hey people who live in the city, no not outdoor dining. I'm going to Del Frisco's. Isn't that the $11,000 purse? It is. Isn't that what that is? Okay so pardon me, I don't want these bitches making rules because I don't fucking trust them number one, but
Starting point is 00:26:08 You're asking them to go do something. That's not Possible for them, which is I'm gonna go here and not make rules. Yeah Well, why were you attracted to run for City Council if you don't want to make rules? I'm here to make rules and I got my $11,000 purse. And I get to do shit that you don't get to do. If you were to be in government, wouldn't your first order of business to be to reduce it? I mean, like, create freedom?
Starting point is 00:26:39 Make sure government is less excessive? See, I can't... I couldn't function, honestly couldn't function. I wouldn't be that good in that position just like I would be a horrible meter mate. Yeah. Because every time I was writing a ticket, I would be thinking about me getting a ticket. Yeah. And what that would feel like. That's why you were bad comedy traffic court. You didn't require people to stay there so long, did you?
Starting point is 00:27:09 Drew, you screw up every story, don't you? That one too. Every story you screw up. You ever think about that? It's uncanny. You think mathematically you get one right just one time. It's the spirit of it. No, the spirit. I know, but why not the spirit? why can't the spirit replicate the story the story would be with your stuff i would i would teach traffic school traffic school uh would be like so you have to get bonded with the dmv you don't get to just teach traffic school because you're
Starting point is 00:27:41 handing out certificates that are issued to you by the dV. So you have to go to the DMV, have to take a like a three-hour test in the back of the DMV, by the way. I didn't know there's a back, there's a place where you would go to take a test. And it was like a 150 question test because you're teaching traffic school. And I always think of myself as inept and you know illiterate and whatever, but I passed the test. I can't read that fast, back then especially, couldn't read very well. So it took me a while, but they give you like three hours or something. Pass the test, become a basically a deputy of the DMV. You now essentially work for the DMV. So there's no fucking around because you're gonna get fucked up.
Starting point is 00:28:30 If you start, you know, if I got all my official DMV certificates and told everyone come on down to the class on Saturday and just started handing them out when everyone go home now, somebody would bust me at some point and you'd get into trouble. No, I know you didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Right, what I did is, what they would say is they would go each person, the requirement is 432 minutes of instruction or something. 400 minutes. That's eight hours with lunch carved out and two 10-minute breaks carved out and it's up to be 400 minutes of instruction or some fucking version of that, right? So then they would go now if somebody shows up 10 minutes late Then they have to do 10 minutes during lunch and if somebody shows up 20 minutes late Then they have to do 20 minutes during lunch and if they show up more than 20 minutes late
Starting point is 00:29:23 You have to tell them to leave because they'll never get to 400 actual minutes of whatever. Now you can see me not giving a fuck during this whole speech right? And so on occasion because it would be Saturday or Sunday and it'd be you know in Norwalk or something at a Holiday Inn. And you know those weird side rooms when you walk through shitty hotels, you go, I wonder what goes on in there. There's like a dry erase board and a bunch of chairs set up or something, like 40 chairs and a dry erase board. Like what goes on in that Ramada Inn side room thing? That's what goes on in that room, right?
Starting point is 00:30:02 Every once in a while, somebody would blow in. I actually remember I was in Malibu, ironically, and somebody just blew in like two hours late, like with a little panic in their voice. It was like a woman. She just came in, she went, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I thought it was the one thing, but it's this one and I know I'm so late. And I just went, sit down. And she's like, I know, I fell, I'll make up the time. I, da, da, da, da, da. And she kept kind of going like,
Starting point is 00:30:34 this is my only weekend that I can, I go, sit down, I don't care. Because I don't care. She should sit down. Right, now, I don't give a fuck, what do I care? By the way, what'd she do? Roll through a four-way stop sign at midnight? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:30:49 Like, why don't we, she fucking. Turn left. She turned, she turned what? Turn left on a red. Oh, sure. No. On a red arrow. On a red arrow.
Starting point is 00:30:58 No? No? No, nobody does that. I do that. I'm just saying. No, she, but we're looking for examples of chicken shit tickets, not driving through a red light. She turned right and didn't come to a full stop. Yes. You gave an example of something extreme that nobody does. Well, I thought you
Starting point is 00:31:19 would consider that still a chicken shit ticket because you don't think anybody should sit through that. That's all. It's not a good example. I agree. Because nobody does it. Yeah. Nobody. Nobody but me. Hey, Drew. Yeah. You know, I've expanded my repertoire into just driving through reds that I've deemed unnecessary. Yes. Especially all... I used to go down PCH. The exit for your house, I used to go down PCH. The exit for your house? Unnecessary. The off-ramp? The off-ramp. I often go through that. Oh, you do?
Starting point is 00:31:52 And by the way, it often resets without turning green. Oh, well listen, I'm done. I'm on to my newest conquest, which is Drew's useless signal. Joe, it started because Joe and I got back from San Diego. I was like 1 30 in the morning and I'm just sitting up there and I was fucking 1 30 in the morning. There's nobody and it's easy. The reason you guys can drive through Reds is because look in your rear view. The cops not behind you. There's really no good angle for them. It's a complicated light. I don't know if you've noticed. There's coming off Colorado. I waited on it long enough to know it's a complicated light. I don't know if you've noticed there's coming off Colorado I waited on it long enough to know it's fucking too long. Yeah, so what I do is I just look
Starting point is 00:32:31 It's a weird triple look behind you nothing look you do what you do in a stoplight stop sign You go nothing to the left nothing to the right. All right. Yeah, you'll never get a ticket doing that But you will get a ticket on the way to Vegas, going 85 when it says 65, which everyone does. But no one would drive through the red. Interesting. Think about the wiring. The psychology, yeah. Everybody who goes to Vegas, I'm talking fucking housewives, soccer moms. Everyone goes Vegas, especially in the new electric car
Starting point is 00:33:07 Yeah, your Tesla you're going 90 miles an hour. You just look down. You're like, I'm going 90 miles on it There's no sound. You know, I mean, there's no traffic You're all going that way on the way to Vegas You're all breaking the law and by the way, they have speed traps in in airplanes I see people pulled over all the time. I just drove back from Vegas. People pulled, fucking minivans pulled over because they're going 87 and it's 65.
Starting point is 00:33:32 You guys will do that all day, every fucking day, and you will never join me in driving through a left turn arrow. Interesting. They'll never do it. Weird, right? Yeah, but it's something about that big red light staring at you. Yeah, no, I agree. You go, I'm breaking the law. I'm gonna get into trouble.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Like you've been breaking the law for two and a half hours on your way to Vegas and not thinking about it. Yeah. And there's no apparatus at the signal to bust you. There's no cop hanging behind a billboard looking for people to drive through a red. Nobody does it. Hey, by the way, I drove from Bordeaux to the Eastern seaboard of France, and it's about two hours of driving, came home, received three tickets in the mail. Oh, really? All? All electronic. Oh, baby.
Starting point is 00:34:23 And it was just like, could pay up or else. All right. Well, I'm getting you a glass of Bordeaux tonight. But hang on, one quick thing before we wrap up. It'd be interesting back to the purse thing. Because I still want to talk about gender and sex and stuff maybe next show, but it'd be interesting to study whether transgender women have a purse thing or if first thing. I don't think no they don't It's different if they don't have their brain. They're still they're wired like dudes The crazy dudes who think they're chicks, but they're not they don't have chick. They don't have full chick wire. It'd be interesting I'll be I I would agree
Starting point is 00:35:00 I don't think they are i'm gonna bet they've got more but gay guys might I don't think they are i'm gonna bet they've got more but gay guys might We gotta explore this All right, booger atone everyone doing stand up there january 30th and then off to naples the 31st That's uh off the hook comedy club and then february 1st naples as well torrance Let's go to mcro.com for all the live stuff. What do you got dr? Com and then sign up, up subscribe and rumble ask dr Drew so till next time Amcro doctors saying mahalo
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