The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1965 It's Cold Outside
Episode Date: January 23, 2025The show opens with Adam inviting Drew out to dinner as a thank you for taking letting him live in the pool house. Then they discuss whether or not Biden could have successfully gotten through the swe...aring in process, the ever-changing hand signals used for “hate”, and why women who own $11k purses should never be in charge. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at the top of the homepage, AdamandDrew.com
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Hey, Drew. Yeah, buddy. How about you let me buy you dinner tonight?
Yeah, buddy. How about you let me buy you dinner tonight?
Okay.
Yeah?
I think so, why, what's happening?
Well, I'm just, I feel like I'm-
Just because we're living together?
Yeah.
You're the first person I see when I wake up
and the last person I see when I go to bed.
Don't you love my bathrobe and slippers?
I do love them, actually.
It's very comfortable.
You know, you're-
Very regal.
I know, listen, because I feel like I should buy
you dinner because you know I'm drinking all your... well actually I bought you some coffee but I'm
still drinking a lot of coffee. I'm using a lot of water. Don't worry about it. I don't like it.
We have a grandchild now. I know. And that's preoccupying us so we're trying to get back
down to Irvine every chance we get. Well let me take you to dinner tonight. Nice steak dinner
or whatever you want. Okay. What about the spouse? They stay at home. She's got the exception
to this. I talked to Crystal. I said, I'll go to dinner. She goes, take Drew to dinner.
He's leaving you in his house. I said, okay, I'll take Drew to dinner. And I begged her to stay.
She doesn't like, I don't know, staying in other people's houses.
I get that, I get that.
And I get it too.
But we're gonna be gone the majority of the time.
Well, she'll come back.
Okay, good.
But the, see, there's also a difference.
I think people need to understand this.
You know, I look up at the screen, I'm Boca Raton,
I'm in Naples, I'm going to Austin,
I'm going to San Luis Obispo,
going to Provo, doing a drive.
There's a lot of hotel stays in the next,
you look up at the calendar for me and you can go hotel, hotel, hotel,
hotel this weekend, hotel that weekend. And I don't have a beef with the hotels, but I've gotten
enough of hotels in the last five years, ten years, it's a lot of hotels. My girlfriend does not stay in a lot of hotels.
She likes hotels, number one. I don't dislike them, but I'm not in love with them. But I'm
certainly not in love with them if I have to stay in them as much as I stay in them. So I like to stay in a home when I can. But anyway...
I'm with you.
Yeah. So tell your wife, just the boys tonight, she'll understand. All right. And we'll lie
about something else. I don't know. All right. So I was thinking of you when I was driving in from your house today and I was listening,
and Byron can probably find it, to Trump being sworn in.
And I was, you know, it's like repeat after me.
And I thought, I wonder if Biden could have made it through that clean.
No.
You say no.
I say no.
That's kind of a weird thing.
Like he not without some, he's got a speech problem.
He has hypophonia.
He has a motor problem, sort of Parkinsonian.
It makes him fumble.
Right.
But here's the concept I want everyone to digest.
How about signing executive orders while doing a press conference for our...
No, no.
He couldn't do any of that.
But here's the concept I want everyone to understand.
Half this country was fighting tooth and nail to elect a guy
that if he was elected would not be able
to go through the swear in process
and get through that 28 seconds clean.
Yep.
He would not, he's not high,
he's not functional enough to do that.
And you wanted him to be president.
That's interesting.
Now the thing is, he never was
the president. There's now all the stories about he didn't know about signing this bill
and signing that bill. Look, first off, every single thing was as we said it was from the
beginning and then everyone was insulted and how dare you and he's at the top of his game and you know, blah, blah, blah. Every single thing with him, with his crime family, with Fauci,
with COVID, with who's really running the country, you know, blah, blah, it's all been
bore out. Sorry. So people who are wrong about everything, how about you take a break from being
wrong and you just shut the fuck up for the next like two years and instead now we're gonna weigh in on this next thing. Oh yeah. Elon Musk
giving a Heil Hitler. That was awesome. I love it. They can't stop themselves. And you know what
he's actually saying? He was saying my heart goes out to you. He's like making an emotional appeal. First off, remember when the OK sign was the thing?
Oh, the cadet behind the president was going out.
But that's the level of hysteria that we've been in.
That is histrionic.
That's crazy.
It's delusional.
Did you know the story of the guy who
worked for like the power company who
was driving the truck in LA
it's about four years ago who has had his hand hanging out the the window and gave the okay sign
or something and like somebody reported him and they fired him oh my god it's it's it's yes you're
right it's histrionic insanity people should examine. They really have to look at their behavior during this last five years. All right. Joe, Byron, listen to this and tell me if you think Biden could have
nailed the landing on this or there would have been some stumble. Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.
I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear
I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear
that I will faithfully execute
that I will faithfully execute
the Office of President of the United States
the Office of President of the United States
in will, to the best of my ability
in will, to the best of president of the United States and will to the best of my ability
and will to the best of my ability
preserve, protect and defend
preserve, protect and defend
the constitution of the United States
the constitution of the United States.
So help me God.
So help me God.
Congratulations Mr. President.
I don't know where Biden's getting
Is that Ivanka right behind him?
I guess.
Biden getting through that clean, like, like if you're, if you're working for FanDuel or
something like where's our odds on, on that?
I don't know it's even money.
I don't see him getting through a sentence without some sort of something, you know?
Yeah.
Byron, who is that?
The there's woman's Ivanka. Was he? I was saying thumbs down to Trump. I mean I don't think he could have got it clean. All right
Well, it is a oh that story
Joe and Byron
The story of the guy who worked for PG&E or some power company, city guy,
power city maintenance something guy driving a truck with like the OK sign on his fingers
like out the window like from four years ago and someone reported him as a white supremacist, and he got fired.
Also, what kind of phase do we just live in
where somebody just calls your supervisor and goes,
hey, a guy driving a truck?
Yeah, his finger's thumb and his forefinger were touching.
So I'd like him fired, and you're like,
oh, okay, did you get the license number on the truck?
Hey, Bert, come into the office.
Yeah, how long you been working here?
21 years. Okay, well, I'm gonna let you go. Oh, and by the way, anyone who doesn't want to get
vaccinated, you're gonna get fired too. Okay. What's next? And everyone's like, yeah, okay.
But okay? Yeah. That's just okay. Yeah. So he- I hope the history books are written as it happened, you know, someone took a picture of him
With the okay sign or the thumb and the four. I don't know what the white
Nazi sign is but there it is
I guess
Listen
I'm sure someone could find a picture of Simon Wiesenthal
Putting his hand up in waving to somebody to hit Larry and whatever for sure
If you take things out of context, it's easy you do anything you want. Yeah. All right, so this guy's
San Diego, you know power Edison or something. I know he's driving a truck
This is five years ago, maybe four or five years ago. And then what's the story, though?
He was fired.
Yeah.
Somebody took a picture, reported him,
and he was fired for it.
And then who are these people
that take a picture and report him?
These are people who would have been prison guards in 1937.
Oh, in Nazi Germany. Oh, okay
All right. Now listen, here's the good news. All you fucking idiots
I'm sure this guy lawyers up and then he sues you just like when the ladies from the view called trump a rapist or whatever they
Talk about kyle rittenhouse being a white supremacist then you just get sued now
Now you force people to get vaccinated
who didn't need to get vaccinated,
now you're all gonna get sued.
Thank God that is starting to happen.
I know, but it's weird.
I never thought I'd be cheering on a litigious society.
I absolutely agree with you.
That's the most stunning thing in the world to me.
Yes, agreed.
All right.
But I wanna-
So the story, first of my, though I haven't write that it was about four to five years
ago.
And the reason I don't care, I'm just, I'm always trying to check my recollections is
basically what I'm trying to do.
June 2020.
June 2020, so coming up on four years.
So it's shorter than I thought.
That-
Coming up on five.
Coming up on five.
So between four and five years.
So- Oh oh you nailed it
Mexican-american you're right. Okay, so what it is here's for me
American Mexican American man no
report includes nothing of him having an incident with somebody and then just that he was
Caught with that out the window is it your thumb and four fingers in the middle? No, it's kind of the okay thing basically.
Yeah.
We got fired.
How about?
Why is this okay with Eddie Murphy?
How about Eddie Murphy when he used to do Buckwheat?
Okay.
And used to show his sign.
Wow, is this exactly?
Oh my God. All right, let me explain something here.
Who invented that?
I wonder who invented that.
Nobody.
I bet you they can't.
These are the date people where they go, he had his address, he gave his State of the
Union on 6-21-2025.
Now you add all those numbers up and you look back at Mein Kampf. Go to the page
number, remember the date, the 27th. Go to page 27 of Mein Kampf. Okay, nut jobs. Okay,
do you have kids? Is there some kind of porn you like? Like can we give something to fill
your day? And by the way, nothing ever comes of it.
You know what I mean?
Like we got a white supremacist Mexican guy off the street.
Okay, we're living in a safer world now.
Remember the-
That's the feel good stuff.
Remember the guys with the border guards
beating the Haitians with the reins.
Okay, something, nothing. Where do they work?
I think by the way, who did they sue somebody should write a book of all the disgusting excesses of delusional thought process
Hold on is it pretty much exactly four and a half years when I said four years
Yes, I said four years and then I went mmm five years and then I went
Mmm, four and a half years.
I didn't talk about it, it wasn't a thing,
I don't have it marked, it's how my brain works,
and I'm not bragging on myself now, baby.
You know what that's from?
You would never do that, no.
Now I'm not bragging on myself, baby.
Come on, Drew, come on.
Now I'm not bragging on myself now, baby.
But there ain't no if, ands, or maybes.
Byron does it.
Byron knows it.
Everyone knows it.
Everyone but you, Drew.
Now I'm not bragging on my- you're gonna miss my 11.
Nah, True True still doesn't know. No, I think- But when you hear the song, you gotta- Yeah, when I hear- Okay, I'm not bra you're gonna miss my 11. Nah, True True still doesn't know.
No, I think you're fine.
But when you hear the song, you go,
yeah, you're gonna miss my 11.
Okay, I'm not bragging on myself,
but here's what I am saying.
When people tell me stuff all the fucking time,
they go, you know, your buddy over there,
that thing from over there, I go,
I don't think it went, no.
I think it was before that.
It was before that.
No, no, no, it was after. I go, pretty think it was before that it was before that no no no it was after I go pretty sure it was before they go no no no no no okay I don't know
but my estimations are always pretty fucking dead nuts on so you whoever's
telling me I'm wrong for the third time you may want to stop and check something
right now instead of just mowing along forward and then later on we'll figure out you were wrong. But that's your time to
stop, you know what I mean? Pump the brake and go, huh, let me check. People, also I
don't ever know where people are like so sure of something that never happened. It's a weird
thing. Yeah.
I was telling you, my sister gave a great story the other day. Irrational certitude is really a problem. People should be uncertain of everything.
Right. But also when the sane person who's tuned in starts saying things like, well, maybe we should investigate that,
or, well, how would that have really worked?
How would that have played out if that so-and-so,
like, that's your opportunity to go,
well, that's a good question, let me check,
we should check it out.
Not, fuck off, they go harder, which is weird,
but anyway.
You're gonna miss my loving Drew
When it's cold outside
I did love that
Evidently central heat wasn't a thing back then cuz there's a lot of like hey, babe. I need to fuck you and they're like why
It's cold outside
You're like, yeah. Well, it wasn't so much not, well, we're not sleeping in the car.
No, no, I need to fucking get down on you.
I know you're not attracted to me, but it is cold.
So I'm going to have to fuck.
Like that was kind of the conceit.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
And when it gets cold
You're gonna miss me fucking you cuz you're me cold
There wasn't any other ways to warm yourself back then and there was no on top of your arcturus clothing
There was nothing to really stay warm with then have like Patagonia. No, no Patagonia
But but remember we couldn't play baby. It's Cold outside in the Me Too era.
I know. I love... Now here's the thing. All right, here's my deal. It's fine. It comes from one group,
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So I've been thinking about, I was watching the inauguration
also, and I was thinking, again, because I sort of sit
in the middle and watch all these things,
that there's so much euphoria.
I just worry about the excesses.
And I wonder if some of what created the excesses
during the early, particularly the early time
of the Biden administration,
was this sense of relief that they got rid of Trump.
You know what I mean?
The way this group now has euphoria
for getting it back in,
the group you're talking about
experienced this immense sense of relief when he was gone.
And they just went hog wild with their sort of ideas
as a result. They were all screwed up,
and bad ideas, obviously.
But you know what I mean?
Like, we're going to govern now for real with the way
government's supposed to go.
And I remember a friend of mine, this always stayed with me,
and I knew it was not going to be a good sign.
She left a position at the Justice Department and she said, man,
the new group came in, they're like, they like to govern. They love governing. I thought,
oh, not good. Not good. We need people that want to serve the will of the people and govern
this. sort of taking something and you're trying, you're asking people to go against human nature,
or their own nature.
You know what I mean?
So what you're asking is not totally realistic, and you're also asking for something that sort of mathematically doesn't pencil out,
which is you have people who go, I want to be involved with the LA City Council.
You know, I want to get involved.
I want to get involved, especially sort of Yenta middle-aged women who for some reason,
look people who think I'm a dick different groups
have sort of different propensities you know what I mean like certain groups
like classical music and certain groups like hip-hop music and certain you know
I like a big dog I don't like a lap dog people love their lap dogs Drew's got
a little wiener dog. I don't like little
wiener dogs. I like big fat heads, big heads with a fucking big box head. There's a commercial where
the guy's like snoring too much or something and at some point his wife, you know, moves out of the
bedroom and they cut to him with what looks like 140 pounds St. Bernard just asleep on the bed. I fucking love that shit.
Every time I would walk in to my son's room and that huge lab, Phil was just like spread out,
most of the time pushing Sonny off the edge of the bed, you know, like taking the whole bed up,
you know. I just would walk in and go, ah, I love it. Okay, that's me.
And then there's the ladies from Vanderpump Rules,
and she likes her little teacup, whatever.
And I, okay, we like dogs.
I don't like your little shitty dog,
but you don't like my big fat behemoth dog.
Okay, but we like dogs, you know what I mean?
Fine.
There's like certain groups that
just are attracted to certain things. And in LA, it's middle-aged Yenta Karens who are attracted
to the job of ruling. They like it. And there's a weird thing they have, which is like a little bit
like, I'm going to close all the restaurants, but I'm going down to Delmonico's and getting my stuff for you
know there's like a weird like you know what it is Drew is there anything Joe
I'm looking at you Drew I'm looking at you is there anything attractive to us about an $11,000 purse?
No.
And not only am I not attracted to it, it's a burden.
Like I don't wanna go out with this thing
that's worth as much as a car, you know, and leave it in a.
It's also, yeah, it's non-sensical.
I don't like, so I don't like any part of this.
Yeah.
But why does the woman like the $11,000 purse?
I mean, you and I know that A,
you could get a replica of that purse for 89 bucks,
made of leather and the same material,
the same materials, you know what I mean?
It's not like, look, here's what I'm saying.
I like a Ferrari.
You can go, oh, I can get you a replica
of that $250,000 Ferrari.
I can get you one for 39K.
That's called an 89 Pontiac Fiero
with a fiberglass Ferrari body on it.
That's not, there's nobody's mistaken that.
And especially when you get in it,
you go, oh, fuck this.
You ever see what replica cars look like?
So I literally saw one going down PCH the other day
before I got removed.
It was a Ferrari Daytona convertible,
a new Ferrari convertible Daytona.
They just had one up for sale at Mecham in Kissimmee, Florida. No sale at 2.5, meaning the guy who owned it went 2.5, not going to get it done.
More like 2.8 for this car to leave.
But the kit car is 11 grand, and it's a fiberglass Daytona body on top of a Volkswagen chassis.
So it's a piece of shit. Like, okay.
But the knockoff purse,
oh, it's not gonna hold any money.
Lipstick.
The knockoff purse is the same, right?
I can't tell the difference.
I can't tell the difference either.
Okay.
So what are we talking about?
Like, what's attractive about the $11,000 purse?
What's attractive is, bitch, you don't have one. I is bitch. You don't have one. I Got one
You don't have you got a crown royal sack bitch, and I got $11,000 purse. How about it? Right?
There's no practical application. There's just that right under sewn up
So now like when Lori Lightfoot is like, hey, none of you people can get your haircut
because who's getting haircut?
And city council, no more dining for you people.
Hey people who live in the city, no not outdoor dining.
I'm going to Del Frisco's. Isn't that the $11,000 purse?
It is.
Isn't that what that is? Okay so pardon me,
I don't want these bitches making rules because I don't fucking trust them number one, but
You're asking them to go do something. That's not
Possible for them, which is I'm gonna go here and not make rules. Yeah
Well, why were you attracted to run for City Council if you don't want to make rules?
I'm here to make rules and I got my $11,000 purse.
And I get to do shit that you don't get to do.
If you were to be in government,
wouldn't your first order of business to be to reduce it?
I mean, like, create freedom?
Make sure government is less excessive?
See, I can't...
I couldn't function, honestly
couldn't function. I wouldn't be that good in that position just like I would
be a horrible meter mate. Yeah. Because every time I was writing a ticket, I
would be thinking about me getting a ticket. Yeah. And what that would feel like.
That's why you were bad comedy traffic court. You didn't require people to stay there so
long, did you?
Drew, you screw up every story, don't you?
That one too.
Every story you screw up. You ever think about that? It's uncanny. You think mathematically
you get one right just one time.
It's the spirit of it.
No, the spirit. I know, but why not the spirit? why can't the spirit replicate the story the story
would be with your stuff i would i would teach traffic school traffic school uh would be like
so you have to get bonded with the dmv you don't get to just teach traffic school because you're
handing out certificates that are issued to you by the dV. So you have to go to the DMV, have to take a like a three-hour test in the back of the DMV, by the
way. I didn't know there's a back, there's a place where you would go to take a test. And it was like
a 150 question test because you're teaching traffic school. And I always think of myself as inept and you know illiterate and whatever, but I passed the
test. I can't read that fast, back then especially, couldn't read very well. So it took me a while,
but they give you like three hours or something. Pass the test, become a basically a deputy of the
DMV. You now essentially work for the DMV.
So there's no fucking around
because you're gonna get fucked up.
If you start, you know,
if I got all my official DMV certificates
and told everyone come on down to the class on Saturday
and just started handing them out
when everyone go home now,
somebody would bust me at some point
and you'd get into trouble.
No, I know you didn't do that.
Right, what I did is, what they would say is they would go each person, the requirement is 432
minutes of instruction or something.
400 minutes.
That's eight hours with lunch carved out and two 10-minute breaks carved out and it's up to be
400 minutes of instruction or some fucking version of that, right?
So then they would go now if somebody shows up 10 minutes late
Then they have to do 10 minutes during lunch and if somebody shows up 20 minutes late
Then they have to do 20 minutes during lunch and if they show up more than 20 minutes late
You have to tell them to leave because they'll never get to 400 actual minutes of whatever.
Now you can see me not giving a fuck during this whole speech right? And so
on occasion because it would be Saturday or Sunday and it'd be you know in
Norwalk or something at a Holiday Inn. And you know those weird side rooms when
you walk through shitty hotels, you go, I
wonder what goes on in there. There's like a dry erase board and a bunch of chairs set
up or something, like 40 chairs and a dry erase board. Like what goes on in that Ramada
Inn side room thing? That's what goes on in that room, right?
Every once in a while, somebody would blow in. I actually remember I was in Malibu, ironically,
and somebody just blew in like two hours late, like with a little panic in their voice. It was
like a woman. She just came in, she went, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I thought it was the one thing,
but it's this one and I know I'm so late.
And I just went, sit down.
And she's like, I know, I fell, I'll make up the time.
I, da, da, da, da, da.
And she kept kind of going like,
this is my only weekend that I can,
I go, sit down, I don't care.
Because I don't care.
She should sit down.
Right, now, I don't give a fuck, what do I care?
By the way, what'd she do?
Roll through a four-way stop sign at midnight?
You know what I mean?
Like, why don't we, she fucking.
Turn left.
She turned, she turned what?
Turn left on a red.
Oh, sure.
No.
On a red arrow.
On a red arrow.
No?
No?
No, nobody does that.
I do that.
I'm just saying.
No, she, but we're looking for examples of
chicken shit tickets, not driving through a red light. She turned right and didn't come to a full
stop. Yes. You gave an example of something extreme that nobody does. Well, I thought you
would consider that still a chicken shit ticket because you don't think anybody should sit through
that.
That's all. It's not a good example. I agree. Because nobody does it. Yeah. Nobody. Nobody but me. Hey, Drew. Yeah. You know, I've expanded my repertoire into just driving through reds that
I've deemed unnecessary. Yes. Especially all... I used to go down PCH. The exit for your house,
I used to go down PCH. The exit for your house? Unnecessary. The off-ramp?
The off-ramp.
I often go through that.
Oh, you do?
And by the way, it often resets without turning green.
Oh, well listen, I'm done. I'm on to my newest conquest, which is Drew's useless signal.
Joe, it started because Joe and I got back from San Diego. I was like 1
30 in the morning and I'm just sitting up there and I was fucking 1 30 in the
morning. There's nobody and it's easy. The reason you guys can drive through
Reds is because look in your rear view. The cops not behind you. There's really
no good angle for them. It's a complicated light. I don't know if you've noticed.
There's coming off Colorado. I waited on it long enough to know it's a complicated light. I don't know if you've noticed there's coming off Colorado I waited on it long enough to know it's fucking too long. Yeah, so what I do is I just look
It's a weird triple look behind you nothing look you do what you do in a stoplight stop sign
You go nothing to the left nothing to the right. All right. Yeah, you'll never get a ticket doing that
But you will get a ticket on the way to Vegas, going 85 when it says 65, which everyone does.
But no one would drive through the red.
Interesting.
Think about the wiring.
The psychology, yeah.
Everybody who goes to Vegas, I'm talking fucking housewives, soccer moms. Everyone goes Vegas, especially in the new electric car
Yeah, your Tesla you're going 90 miles an hour. You just look down. You're like, I'm going 90 miles on it
There's no sound. You know, I mean, there's no traffic
You're all going that way on the way to Vegas
You're all breaking the law and by the way, they have speed traps in in airplanes
I see people pulled over all the time.
I just drove back from Vegas.
People pulled, fucking minivans pulled over
because they're going 87 and it's 65.
You guys will do that all day, every fucking day,
and you will never join me in driving through
a left turn arrow.
Interesting.
They'll never do it.
Weird, right?
Yeah, but it's something about that big red light staring at you.
Yeah, no, I agree. You go, I'm breaking the law. I'm gonna get into trouble.
Like you've been breaking the law for two and a half hours on your way to Vegas and not thinking about it. Yeah.
And there's no apparatus at the signal to bust you. There's no cop hanging behind a billboard looking for people to drive
through a red. Nobody does it.
Hey, by the way, I drove from Bordeaux to the Eastern seaboard of France, and it's
about two hours of driving, came home, received three tickets in the mail.
Oh, really? All?
All electronic.
Oh, baby.
And it was just like, could pay up or else.
All right. Well, I'm getting you a glass of Bordeaux tonight.
But hang on, one quick thing before we wrap up. It'd be interesting back to the purse thing.
Because I still want to talk about gender and sex and stuff maybe next show, but it'd be interesting
to study whether transgender women have a purse thing or if first thing. I don't think no they don't
It's different if they don't have their brain. They're still they're wired like dudes
The crazy dudes who think they're chicks, but they're not they don't have chick. They don't have full chick wire. It'd be interesting
I'll be I I would agree
I don't think they are i'm gonna bet they've got more but gay guys might
I don't think they are i'm gonna bet they've got more but gay guys might
We gotta explore this All right, booger atone everyone doing stand up there january 30th and then off to naples the 31st
That's uh off the hook comedy club and then february 1st naples as well torrance
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