The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1976 Attack Deep

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

In this episode Adam and Drew have a coyote problem. Adam is also now paying rent. They discuss what constitutes a Deep Clean and Adam tells a story about his roommate Ralph and a pool. Finally, a new study sets Adam ablaze about the mental health effects of the California Wildfires and Gavin Newsom’s money management.

Recording live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on, got to get it on. Get on, Dr. Drew's board specialist. What's going on there, Drewsky? Oh, where shall we start, my friend? There's a giant coyote in our backyard.

Keep an eye out for that. Our backyard. Our backyard. So we now share a home, which is fun. Yeah, I gave your wife some cash today. I'm aware of that. I said that's for the coffee. I've been drinking coffee.

I wish that I could hand her a couple hundred dollars and's for the coffee. Hang on. I wish That I could hand her a couple hundred dollars and make her that happy. It was unbelievable. Well, I've never she was overjoyed Over the moon. I had for if I had her that should be pissed cash me and by the way $460 not a couple. Wow. I didn't know I stayed out of it. Don't round down. No. No, I had no idea what was happening. I just don't heard elation when I saw her. Cash feels good. Yeah. It is like cash is a thing. I only, pretty much only sell merch for the cash.

Yeah, yeah. Not for the money, for the cash. Yes, I understand what you're saying. And for the depletion or the attempted depletion of the thousands of books that are back here taking up room. Yes, yes. If you wanna look into my wiring, the reason I love the transaction of the merch,

for me, it covers all bases for me. Yeah. It is. It's tactile. me. It is, it is. It's tactile. Well, here's what it is. I get cash, which I never have, for tipping valets or whatever. Or just to have cash. I get to get rid of some of the books that are back here, thus make a little more space for whatever's next. And there's a certain efficiency to it.

And I get to meet people and take pictures and sign the book and then get it out, you know? And it's all incremental, but it's a metaphor. Because before you know it. It's very satisfying. Yeah, because I have six book titles. The publisher probably gave me between three and 5,000 units

for each title. So now we're at 20,000 units. And some of the titles are gone, which meant somehow I was able to take over the past eight years and get thousands of units out, but only 16 books at a time. But it also sort of shows you, like, how do you take 4,000 books

and spread them out all over the country, 16 units at a time? I don't know, but they're gone. Now that title's gone. Now we're on to the next title. It's sort of how to eat an elephant. Yeah, right. One bite at a time.

Right. But there's an interesting phenomenon here, right. One bite at a time. Right. But there's an interesting phenomenon here too. I'm chuckling to myself. So like I said. So wait, I should tell you, I handed the cash over to your wife. She was happy for that.

Yeah. You know, then I announced, I think I'm gonna be moving into Garagos' guest house. Then she announced, you guys are going on the road and not coming back. Yeah. I'm out of town. I think the Saturdays the day you guys are back in town, but then you're on the road So now what do you think of my garrigus move? I don't know where we're essentially going we're back one day as of Wednesday. We're back one day out of

12 Saturday, I'm in Utah. Yeah. All right. Anyway, you were going to say? Just the wiring also. So two, I had two very distinct experiences. One was if I handed her that money, what would happen? It would not have created the same reaction, even if she liked it. You know what I mean? She was fucking over the moon.

Well, it was a nice mix. There was a hundred, there were there was a hundred there were some 20s or some 50s your value or you are suddenly up here you're above me now yeah you're way up high the Adam Adam is the best great houseguests love he should stay that and then I thought to myself I couldn't accept the money I wouldn't be able to accept it you could have given to me I would have got numb yeah yeah I know you would have you it to me, I would have gotten numb. Yeah, no, you would have put up a fight like a woman

from the 50s who was very sexually attracted to a guy but knew it wasn't right on the first date. No, no, I couldn't have done it. But would have given in at some point. I couldn't have done it. I was surprised that she could not only do it, but do it with such joy. Well, she likes cash. I've learned that.

Mike and I have learned that from her. I saw the cash shitting out and it made me nervous. I'm like, dude, you got some cash now. Get it out of here. Move it, move it on. Well, let me- You were blurbing me last night I was talking about. Yes, it feels good.

And also, it's so what? So the opposite of how we grew up too. All right. We got stuff to get to. Yeah, a lot of good stuff. And I also have another, there's something I was rolling, and I was like tossing and turning and thinking of this thing that I wanna discuss with you.

I was literally, it's sort of my bed at like, or your bed at like 3.30 in the morning last night, kinda like thinking, like what is this, what is this? So I called my daughter yesterday, and I said, what's going on? And she said, oh, my roommates are all out. So out of town for a weekend or whatever.

So I deep cleaned my apartment, right? And I said, deep clean, because I hear that from a lot of women now. We gotta deep, we're gonna bring someone in, we're gonna deep clean this place. And I go, I don't know what that means. Was it, well, they're gonna mop, you know? They're gonna put the dishes away.

First thing I hear. I go, okay, that's, I don't know what, deep clean means clean the flues like the air conditioning system and They just say deep clean deep clean doesn't mean anything. So I said To her I go you did a deep clean of the apartment or your space, you know with your roommates or anything Oh, yeah, I go. What was that deep deep clean? What does that mean? Versus clean the apartment because I used to clean my apartment. Yeah, she goes well, you know, I did the dishes

Okay She doing the deep clean. She's doing the deep clean. She's doing the deep clean because I hear deep clean I hear sales technique. I hear somebody selling something. No, no, it's drifted into the woman vernacular where they say deep clean. All right. And I go, and what else? And she's like, I rearranged a bar cart. I don't know why they have a bar cart, but all right. She threw away some empty vodka bottles. She's done the dishes. threw away some empty vodka bottles, she's done the dishes, and then she cleaned her room. And I'm like, I didn't bug her about it,

but I was like, why should I constitute a deep clean? And I realized it doesn't. And by the way, deep clean doesn't mean shit. Now I'm normal. When I hear deep clean, initially, my girlfriend would say, we got deep clean, we're gonna deep clean this place. I pictured cleaning the ducts in the air conditioning

and steam cleaning the mattress or something. I immediately go steam clean. That's what I'm thinking. Emptying the dishwasher is not deep cleaning or even cleaning the toilet. No, no. What part of doing the dishes and throwing out a bottle from the bar cart,

why is that a deep clean? Anyway, they just say it now. Fine. So for me, it's all part of the language. It's part of the language. It's the goose up part of the language. The drift. And then the what? Drift. Toward what? Towards goose up, towards this sort of aggravation. Yeah, you're not, okay, what you did is you cleaned your apartment, which is fine, but let's get, I don't know where deep is.

All right, so hold on. Let me ask this, I said drift and you sort of reacted to that. I thought you said grift. Oh, I wasn't sure if you said it's part of the grift. But I'm wondering if it is sort of a grift. Is it a conscious thing? I want more credit for this. It is a grift.

Okay. It is a grift because, okay, when the roommates come home, if you just tidied up, then you don't get that a girl. But if you did a deep clean, but that's much better, right? It's a more effort, right? Except if you didn't do a deep clean, you just cleaned the dishes, cleaned the bar cart, and cleaned your room, or straightened your room, or whatever the fuck. You did whatever we did.

I had roommates, I had apartments, I had houses we rented, I would clean stuff. Imagine deep clean of your Jacuzzi. I did a deep clean of the pool. Was it a pool? I just imagined algae. Listen. Scum and algae.

When I did that pool, it was so viscous. At the end. What was left at the end? On the deep end? About two foot deep in the deep end? Like the bowl? It was too thick to go through the bilge pump I'd rented

to pump out. So I had to go in there with a flathead shovel and shovel it over my head. Nice. From the deep end. Just fling it. Probably got about 60% of each scoop out. The rest came down on me. Was sludge. Was green sludge. And I stood there in my shorts. What else went on in the pool? Barefoot. What other organic matter might have been in there? Well, that was a jacuzzi. All right. Ralph was in charge of the pool because he got a master bedroom.

He must have said, thank you. I really appreciate giving you a very significant gratitude. No. Ralph's mom loved him a lot. So he was able to deal with that. My mom didn't like me, so I was able to get in the pool with the sludge, that's how it worked. That is how it works.

But here's how memory works. Whenever I talk to Ralph, whenever that story comes up, it's always, we had to go down to the pool, we, it's always we, I rented the bilge pump, I drained the pool, and then I shoveled the rest out. You should start with, Ralph, where'd you get the bilge pump? Where'd you rent it from? Just start with that, where'd it come from?

No, later on. But he got a Batman costume. After the pool was completely drained out and cleaned out, then the other roommates showed up to reap for the refilling process, you know, but not the sludge part. Did they help scrub it or something? We hit it with like, meriotic acid or something like that.

There was an involvement which is, once the shit work is completely done, then we will emerge from the house. But anyway, deep. And then, you know what I started thinking about? I was thinking about me grilling Gavin Newsom in there, my latest effort on Cuomo's show. And if you listen to me saying, why did you shut the beaches? His answer was we had no way of deeply understanding the virus.

Oh, interesting. He said the word deeply again. It took me a minute. I had to hear it for a minute. He said, we didn't have a way of deeply understanding. And so what they're doing is they're buying themselves room with this word. We gotta attack this.

So. Before it gets out of control. What my daughter's getting is extra kudos because she gave it a deep clean versus a tidying up. Yep. Tidying up, you get that a girl, but a deep clean, you may get a meal out of that. You know what I mean? We have to attack deep.

And what Gavin Newsom is saying is he screwed the pooch on COVID. He shut the beaches down based on nothing. Yeah. But he said we didn't deeply understand it. And it's like hard to argue with, we didn't deeply, I didn't ask you for a deep understanding of the virus, I asked you for a rudimentary understanding of it, and not to do nonsensical things,

like close down the beaches and outdoor dining, you fucking retard, where'd the word deep come in? Deep comes in for coverage. So in that case, my daughter used it to bump herself up. Gavin Newsom used it for coverage. Either way, it doesn't apply to either conversation. Yep. Well, we have to attack this. We have work to do. You find Newsom in me, and you'll hear him say deeply right at the beginning and again

it'll it just but by the way it's it's it's what Gavin Newsome does he's the process he likes he's a process person he wants to discuss things when you say deeply your process person can you picture Trump saying deeply no it's true yeah no he would never in fact I would imagine he would Yeah. No, he would never... In fact, I would imagine... He would say, bigly, but he would never say deeply. I would imagine he would see deeply as a waste of time. Because you can't take action.

You need action to see what happens. It's a waste of time. He's saying, we got to remove the rubble from the fire. We don't need a deep understanding of the rubble. Yeah He he would say why would you do an ab test for instance? And then have to understand it deeply just which one worked. That's it. Let's do it I am telling you drew what i've clued into long before everyone else as per usual kamala harris barack obama

Certainly biden when he can think straight. Mayor of Los Angeles. Mayor Bass, they're process people. And process people use extra words, but they don't do the work. Work people don't wanna get mired in any of the extra, they wanna work. They wanna get it done.

And there is no deeply, there is no deeply in Trump's vocabulary. It's interesting. It actually needs to be superficial. You're too rudimentary. Because you got to test. And then you get an understanding. Deeper otherwise, just that's the answer.

Why do we need a deep understanding of the answer? It's what works, that works. Go, move. All right, we'll find that clip. That clip's everywhere, I think. It's not a hard one. Oh, here it is. Yeah. Now, just listen to him say deeply understand, which is his way of letting himself off the hook because nobody had a deep understanding of COVID early into COVID, right? Right. And by the way, that wasn't your question even. It was a moving off your question.

Well, I said, why did you close the beaches? And he's basically saying we didn't know anything. Yeah. Adam Corolla here. Governor, why did you shut the beaches in California during COVID? Yeah, I think we all were working on information at the time. We had no basis of deeply understanding the virus. I think they did the same thing. So you didn't know anything.

So why did you shut the beaches? States like Florida. If you didn't know anything, why did you shut the beaches? Well, we didn't know. Because people were concerned early in the pandemic information was coming out as it related to how it was transferred the disease and people were cautious trying to keep people alive and I should say this, you should know this, you didn't let them go in the sunshine and get vitamin D and exercise so you shut the

beaches okay and you arrested a guy who was paddle boarding in the bag health wealth and Health yeah, and he's always good to see Outdoor dining Insight by my posit that's an aggressive bullshit not in hindsight I was saying it in real time and so it was true It's not so were many doctors you try to remove from their positions We were saying the opposite in real time, not in hindsight. And by the way, we could disagree,

but you had to cancel everybody. You had to destroy people. I was saying open the schools, and I was saying open the beaches, and I was saying open the... And not mask two-year-olds. Yeah, and not in hindsight. Now, douche, but go ahead and play it out.

He's such a sociopath. I just shut down outdoor dining. Go ahead, go ahead. It's good to see Adam. It's based on science you didn't have. The debate tonight. It's not a debate. You shut down outdoor dining.

You canceled businesses. Had nothing to do with science. All right, let him finish. Go ahead. All right, go ahead. All this happening in the. All right, in deeply. What's the word deeply. What's

the word deeply? It's all to get you to think something. Yeah, past the sale, which the sale is I was doing my damnedest. Oh, God. Hindsight. And to be fair to him, I have a little bit of a moderate view. My thing is when it closed down, I thought to myself, all right, he's preparing for the worst. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. I took that position. He didn't think maybe I'm wrong.

He took the position. I'm right. Fuck you guys. But okay. And I'm a good citizen. I'll support the governor. He's bringing in a, you know, the Red Cross ship, the Navy vessel. We had to bring that in because we're going to need hospitals.

He didn't bring it in. Trump brought it in. The point is, it was totally ridiculous. Now, nobody needed that hospital ship. But he was praying for the worst. When it was clear it wasn't the worst, he should have dismantled the whole thing. Like literally two weeks later. Yeah, well, he couldn't open the schools because of the teachers unions who get him elected.

So he's a horrible person because anyone who would say I? Will put kids Future in jeopardy because I'm beholden to a union Is a bad person their mental health yeah, well I'm including all that but now we have the fire That's what you call a bad person. Yeah, all right now. We have the fire hold on drew Yeah, we got to take a break all right, then we'll get to the fires Hold on Drew. Yeah, we got to take a break. All right, then we'll get to the fires We live in a world where our personal information is more accessible now than ever Data brokers collect and sell your private details your name your home address phone number

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Okay, so Adam, are you going to live in fear now because your house was threatened? No, I don't... I never have any deep... I don't have anything. I just have what's... Some things are nuisance and some things aren't. You know what I mean? Yes, this is definitely a nuisance. This feels like a nuisance to me. It doesn't feel like anything else. It just feels like an inconvenience and a nuisance to me. It doesn't feel like anything else. It just feels like an inconvenience and a nuisance to me. I didn't lose my house. Right. I do know people, particularly older, people like 16 and above who were rocked by

the loss, by the burn down the fire. I get that. Well, also there's gonna be another component to this when at some point they come in and they go, your sectional sofa isn't safe. And I go, really? Yeah, yeah, because of the smoke that came in. You know when you go camping and you sit by the campfire all night and you roast marshmallows and shit and then the next day your sweat jacket smells like smoke? How did we deal with that back in the day? Not safe. We died. What what how did we deal with that back in the day not safe we died You just fucking put your sweat jacket back on it and then drove home

From Mount Pino's and by the way, it's the same. It's a it's gonna be by the way, it's gonna be all chick driven Okay, let me explain something drew Adam I've told you the experts are there to scare the chicks and then the chicks are the sheriffs who do the enforcing so Fauci can't get to every household in america He can't physically stand in your kitchen and dictate covid policy But what he can do is get in the head of your wife And then once Fauci corrupts your wife's head,

now she becomes the sheriff, and then you come waltzing in, God forbid, wearing your shoes from a contaminated world. They're not wiping down grub hub things, or not wearing a mask when you leave the house alone in your car, and she becomes the enforcer. That's the way all this bullshit works. The scientists, the experts announce

that there's carcinogen levels in the whatever that are higher than, yeah, everything is higher. Everything is higher than what's acceptable. I had a warehouse up the street that had dangerous levels of benzene in the water table and it was all unacceptable, it was water table. And it was all unacceptable. It was all too high. It was all too dangerous until at some point it wasn't.

And then I sold it. Now the other people have to live amongst the benzene because they tested it and the levels are too high. Except for now they're there. You want to check the water table under this fucking warehouse? I'll guarantee the benzene levels are too high. Everything's too high. So everything's nothing's going to pass the test.

Everything's going to be too high. The experts are going to start talking about cancer and too high levels of blah, blah, blah. And then I'm going to go, who gives a fuck? Get Stanley Steamer to come in. Let's just fucking steam the sofa and sit down and watch TV. No, no, no, no, it's not gonna work. Because they get hold of the women,

they scramble their brain, and then they have to, now you have to junk all the furniture that's in the fucking house. And by the way, they're talking about the landfill? What about the landfill? So I got a 12-foot sectional that's going to be taking up some space in a landfill. It's all foam. It's all everything. Is it problems? You think that foam's going to decompose anytime soon?

Right. I want somebody to put together a string together, greatest hits of us talking about hysteria. When did we become so hysterical? When did hysteria become a thing? Why I never imagined it would be so hysterical. Because when men stopped enforcing the sanity position, men, they stopped, they stopped, they went in. Women have always been wired for that, they, but in the past, the guy got to, see in the past, you would go COVID. Okay, your opinion is I should take my shoes off

before I come back home because I've been out in the world and I don't wanna tread COVID into the house. That's your opinion. Here's the opinion of the guy who pays the fucking mortgage. I'm not doing it, so fuck off. Now that used to work because the guy paid the mortgage got to kind of have the final say. Now that guy is worried and he's scared and he is relinquishing to the hysterical.

So now we don't have anything fighting the hysterical. We have people tacitly going along with this hysterical. You know what's interesting? This phenomenon. That's what happened with COVID. Like 10% hysterical, 80% I don't want to fucking get into it. I'm going along with it. Those are called pussies.

And then 10%, which is me, going fuck you. That's exactly how mass formations work. Those are the numbers, in fact. That's how it works. We just went through it. But it's interesting to me that I see it going all the way up the food chain now. Where here we have the United States funding

the defense of NATO going, hey, fuck off if you don't like what we want to do. That's going all the way up. I was listening- Wait, NATO's saying that? You're not describing that, right? No, no. I was listening to French radio this morning and they're freaking out because the United

States is saying, hey, we're funding the defense. We're in charge now. We're going to make some decisions and fuck off if you don't like it or go build your own army. It's fine. Right. And it's really interesting that's the same thing on the macro level. Yeah. And guess what? Probably feels better to people. They feel more like somebody's watching the show. This is why women are spinning out in miserable and why

progressive women are completely gone insane because they have convinced guys to shut the fuck up and pussy whipped all the guys and the guys went, all right, I'll shut the fuck up and pussy whipped all the guys and the guys went alright I'll shut the fuck up and now they're freaking out. Oh I'm standing out. Yeah, they're spinning because they need somebody go. Hey, get hold of yourself. I'm in charge here I've been saying for a long time. I've been saying it too. Well, no, no, no, I've been saying it differently though I've been saying that God it feels like the old days in the psych hospital, where people with certain personality disorders and things like that spin out. And what you do is you provide them with a show of unified front of force. Yes. You contain them. You don't gratify, you don't talk, you get 10 people together, surround them and go, hey, stop it. Calm down. Yes. Calm yourself. That's it. Could he use that during COVID,

but all the pussies, all the pussies gave him. But I want to hear about how the fire, other than through pussies, how these things tie together, wildfire, anxiety and political division. Well, yeah. So I guess my question for you guys is, do you think that there is any truth to the lasting sort of mental health aspect of the fire? Only from loss. The people that really lost stuff, that's loss. If you're living in anxiety about oncoming fires, that's a different... You have a mental illness because you may worry about flood, fire, earthquake, go ahead, but that's an anxiety disorder. Now, because we live, it's not like we live in a new place. We live in the same place we've always lived, and it's dangerous, the stuff that goes on

here. Oh, we got Gavin Newsom, $50 million Trump proofing package. Yeah, that's good use of money. Did you guys hear about this? Good use of money. Yeah. He introduced it in early December 2024 after Trump's election to try and kind of stop Trump from interfering in California.

That's good use of my tax dollars. I think people are finally thinking that way now. Like that's my money he's spending. What the fuck is he doing? Finally. Yeah. So he's like, people are in support of it that, you know, want to keep the progressive policies in California versus some people are saying it's just like a waste of taxpayer dollars just for like

a political stunt. That's what it is. Well he's saying he wants to keep it a sanctuary city, I guess. I guess the two subjects, I mean you tell me, there's deportation of illegals and trans whatever. Right. It is this thing it's it's also it is strange how much of the victim mentality were married to with still all the crazed talk about black and being black in this country or trans or gay you know like as

a gay black man I know what it's like. It's like shut the fuck up Just get the fuck on with it. Does anyone care about you? But now that all narcissism by the way, yeah, James Carville just came up this morning and said You know this people of color term is so racist. I mean you talk about Nicaraguans. Are you talking about Colombians? Are you talking about Ethiopians? What are you talking about? These are all different people with different needs I literally said on today's show. What is person of color? Is it just black? So we have blacks and people of color, but then, yeah, so. Yeah, I mean, and by the way, we know there's a lot of conflict amongst these different groups and things that it's like they want to be known as separate and themselves. It's odd. But listen, as it pertains to the trans issues

in California, I don't think the federal government wants anything to do with that. But as it pertains to deportation, we now have Tom Homan referring AOC, and I think the governor of New York, to the Justice Department for defying the law of the land, which is the federal government. So I say Newsom's up next.

That'd be nice. Would be nice, right? Well, it's funny, I've told you about this. It's great. There's tons of teachers filming themselves making proclamations. If you want my kids, you have to go through me. Also part of the new hysterical,

hysteric world is proclamations that have no grounding in any sort of reality. So if ICE agents and maybe local law enforcement and Tom Homan want to go into Mrs. Beasley's seventh grade class and take an illegal kid out of there, you're gonna have to go through Mrs. Beasley. That's exactly what they'll do. They'll go right through her. Well, they're just gonna knock on the door and then they're just gonna walk in.

But the proclamation where you go, I'm not gonna let you do this, does that mean anything to anybody? Okay, Mrs. Beasley, are you armed? Is there gonna be a standoff? Like what exactly are we talking about? Well, give me more detail other than the part where you're a hero. Yeah.

And you're gonna stand up to these people and they're not gonna do it, not on your watch. Maybe on a weaker person's watch, but not on your fat lesbian asses watch. Evil person. An evil person. Well, it's not an evil person, it's a person. No, quiet, quiet. If you're not person, you're evil.

It's someone who doesn't have your character. I see, okay. It's a person that would just look down, like a non-Jew in World War II in Nazi Germany, just sort of sit there and do nothing. But not you. You would be part of the French resistance. Of course.

You would be rushing the German pill box with the machine gun in it, yelling, but not you. You would be part of the French resistance. You would be rushing the German pill box with the machine gun in it, yelling, take me first. Right? Right? Or you'd be a prison guard, in Germany. Yeah, so lots of, mainly women, but lots of guys in there sort of making proclamations that you're not gonna be able to take their kids,

although these people look fat, out of shape, and unable to really fight off any ICE officials or officers. I will see. I'll be curious to see how it goes. Well, I will file them just below the celebrities that said they were going to leave the country if Trump was elected, the Bette Midler's, and the people that said they shall leave. At least that's possible.

Now they have no intention of doing it, they're never gonna do it, and they're only filming themselves saying it to serve and get some data boys from people on their side of the aisle. But at least it's possible that Cher buy a place in Quebec and move, right? As far as the third grade teacher, Mrs. Beasley, not possible.

See what I'm saying? So I know no matter what her resolve is, you know, when Bette Midler says, I'm moving, I can't call her a liar, she could move. Now she is a liar and she never moves, but I couldn't say it in advance. Yeah. Mrs. Beasley, I can say in advance, there's nothing your fat ass is gonna do. And on that happy note, I'm gonna be in San Luis Obispo. I think that show's gonna sell out. That's February 28th, but Monterey at the Golden State Theater, March 1st, there's tickets left for. And then there's Napa at the Uptown Theater, which is cool.

That probably gonna sell out too, that's March 2nd. There might be a few left. You just go to AdamKerl.com for more ticket info. What do you got, Drew? Can I ask a question? First of all, good for you for saying in the same time zone for a while. That's gotta be nice, right? Yeah. But, oh, good for you for staying in the same time zone for a while. That's got to be nice, right?

Yeah. But I'll ask you up there. So you go to DrDrew.com. It's all there. Ask Dr. Drew on Rumble. Subscribe. So until next time, Adam Kroll for Dr. Sand. Mahala. Hey, fans of freedom and open discussion. I'm heading over to Substack, and there's an ad-free audio and video version of the Adam Korola show that's gonna be waiting there. In the near future, you'll even be able to watch ACS Live, unedited, as we record it,

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