The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2015 - Haircuts for Narcissists

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

Adam and Dr. Drew kick things off with a discussion about the illusion of healthy eating—specifically how smoothies are often marketed as nutritious despite being loaded with sugar. They then revisit Adam’s theory: sandwiches can be used as a unit of measurement for how much a mother loves her child.Later, Adam vents about his weekend haircut experience and explains how people’s attitudes toward their hair can reveal narcissistic tendencies. He also shares how he silently judges others based on their personal grooming rules. Dr. Drew closes out the episode by connecting a few dots between his mother and Cruella de Vil.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Then Dick's back to Dr. Pollard's science. Yeah. All right, Drew. Good news for you. Yes. Good news for the world. Okay. I have thoughts. Okay. Now, before you raise them, can I ask you a quick question about the green? Oh, it's so funny. It's so funny. I can't get it off my head. It's so funny. So here's what I did. I went back there and I was like, should I make some green juice thing? And then I went, no, don't do it. Drew's gonna want to get into it. And then I go, oh shit, it's just green juice. He's fucking not gonna say anything. And then he go, no, he's gonna say something. I don't want to get into it on the air and then so off the air you go What's in that green juice and I go don't worry about it. Here's my words. Don't worry

I want to bring up how you used to come in with carrot juice That's fine drink that fucking sugary Carotene as though that was gonna do something for you when you got sick well, here's you know, the thing about Jews is there is a There is the except what the five stages of grief or the seven how many grief stages are there? I think five. Yeah, right. It's like yeah, right Five he'll go he'll go look it up. And what's it called?

Well, the Elizabeth Kubler-Ross. Yeah, the Kubler-Ross. There's something about the tablerossy and the Kubler-Ross thing that I always get. It's a Kubler-Ross. Okay. The whole point is juice has those. Liquids have those. Are you right? Is everyone listening? Dial, anger, bargaining, depression... Five, you got it. Five, okay. But the Coogler-Ross.

Okay. Everybody listen to me. You will have this with juice, okay? Put the phone down now, Drew. I'm spinning poetic air. Yarns, yarns. No, not yarns. This is better than yarns.

Okay. This is cable. Okay. Alright. Everyone has a relationship. It starts with the, at some point at age nine, you realize that a milkshake or Coca-Cola or root beer float is not good for you. Right. You know it by the age of nine, people keep to your mom, now don't think, have some apple juice, don't be drinking the Coca-Cola, whatever. Okay, okay. So you know it, right? But you're like, I want something sweet and nummy to drink, right? Thus, the smoothie is born. Yes. The smoothie is born. That's right. And so the smoothie is like, well, what do you like? Well, I'm not drinking a

Sprite because I'm not unhealthy. So what I'm going to have is the pineapple juice of a banana, two scoops of sherbert in there, and then some coconut juice in there, and some papaya puree, and some strawberry, and another scoop of sherbert. Oh, and some whipped cream on the top. and another scoop of sherbert. Oh, and some whipped cream on the top. And then they go, okay, that's 700,000 fucking calories. And then someone goes, but it's natural, bro. It's all natural. And then I go, it hits your liver

just like a sack of sugar. And they go, this is natural. And then I go, yeah, I know, but you're not, it's just- It has the nutrients. It's got nutrients, it's natural. I am am first off there's a picture of broccoli on the front of the store i got it from so okay done done here done right this is my whole i mean one of my greatest

one of my greatest conversations ever got in with dawson which is i here's what i like and maybe ever got in with Dawson, which is, here's what I like, and maybe we're all guilty of this, and not even in a bad way. Just a conversation where I went, do you know Dawson? No. Do you know Mike August? No.

I will give you one conversation, then you will know who they are. Each of them. You know what I mean? Like Mike and I had a great conversation, it's like, here's who they are. Each of them. You know what I mean? Like Mike and I had a great conversation. It's like, here's who Mike is. Mike's phone never works. Wherever he is and in his house,

it's a choppy, it's a mess every time, every time. I call him the other day, I'm driving home. I'm in the middle of Glendale. I talk on the phone, I talk to you all day. So I call Mike and Mike's phone's dropping out because that's what happens with Mike when you try to talk to Mike. You can't get, it's in his house, wherever he lives,

it's a choppy, it's a mess, right? And I go, Mike, I can't hear you. The phone is chop, the phone's dropping out. And he goes, where are you? And I go, I'm in the car. And he goes, in the car. Never works in the car. I'm like, not me. It always works for me, Mike. And then he goes, yeah, yeah, okay. Well, what was it? And it's like, all of a sudden we're talking about me.

It's him. It's the car. It's his house. It's not the car. But that's a perfect... So that's Mike, right? It's a combination of he doesn't really understand what you're saying and then he just kind of pushes on you. You know what I mean? Conquerability. Also with... Also non-reality driven, you know, the mic, your house, the phone, every time I call you, the phone chops out because it's in your house. While all of a sudden it's me driving in the middle of Glendale at noon in my car. That's the problem when it's never. Okay, the Dawson conversation is

the green machine drew juice, you know what I mean? Dawson, what are you drinking there? I'm drinking green machine. What's in it? Broccoli and a couple other green things. Show me the label. Look, it's a green explosion of beans and broccoli and kale. What's it. Show me the label. Look, it's a green explosion of beans and broccoli and kale.

What's it taste like? Pineapple? I think it's pineapple. I think you're drinking pineapple juice. No, no, this is green. This is called green explosion. Yeah, I know. But what's it taste like?

Pineapple? Well, might you be drinking pineapple juice with just specks of broccoli in it? This is a green explosion. Dawson, you're drinking pineapple. What's it taste like? Pineapple? Okay, it tastes like pineapple, yeah.

It's just you're drinking, there's some pineapple in it. No, no, it's all pineapple with little specks of broccoli. This is a green explosion. Okay, eventually we get, the first ingredient is pineapple, then it's papaya, then it's, you know, fucking Gortzer or cane sugar or something. Literally down at the bottom is one, like how they measure fentanyl is what they got

with broccoli at the very bottom. And then at some point I'm like, Dawson, and he's like, it's got broccoli. At the bottom, it's called the green explosion. What is it? They literally sued the company after this. They were sued because the label is an explosion of broccoli.

There's no broccoli, You're drinking pineapple juice. So here's the thing everybody. Crazy. It starts with the, I'm not drinking a milkshake. I got a smoothie with three scoops of sherbert and fucking pineapple and papaya and banana. Okay, and you don't know how many conversations I have with you, you're just drinking sugar.

You're just, this is natural. Okay, okay, all right, good. Just go get fat then. Just go get fat on your own. Okay, so then you go from there, you go, okay, okay, I get it, I get it. I get it, it's thick, it's malty, it's got a ton of calories and sugar.

Fuck it, I'll drink orange juice You know what I mean? And I'll drink that unnatural, you know, fresh-pressed, you know, whatever and then someone has to inform you that That's just a ton of fucking sugar. Yeah, too and hits over then you go fuck it. I'll go with carrot juice It's a lot of sugar too, right? But see you think see the carrot for me was, that was a mom, health food, carrot juice, carrots, it's carrots, they help you see, and Bugs Bunny, and whatever. Then at some point you reduce down to apple, maybe an Arnold Palmer or something, and at some point you realize all juice gone. Fuck a tequila. Fuck a tequila, I'll drink tequila. Now it's pretty much just fucking water, coffee, tea. It's just not, look, I tell, if it tastes good,

that's it, all right, now, back to me. Yes, back to you, what are you open with? Okay. Okay. Dig. Okay, listen to me. I'm digging. Now we decided the other day that the sandwich was the bellwether yardstick to measure the love

of a mother to her son and daughter and a general mother attentiveness and responsibility and it's sort of focused on family. And we discovered there's such a thing as a mother who toasts the bread. We were both like, what? What? I think Andrew's mom works at a Quiznos. Was that your mom that toasts that bread? That's correct. You said it so matter of factly too. We were both like, what? Toasted the bread. Well, it translates into an extra step. And for my mom- In our world, an unimaginable step.

My mom and one would be a two part of me. Also kilowatt, Burke, like, whoa, that's a heating coil, bucko. Suddenly taking up, by the way, nobody had more time to make a sandwich than my mom. Nobody. Andrew's mom was short on time, but still got out the toaster.

Okay, so it's a symbolic, more than symbolic, yardstick to measure attentiveness and love. Isn't funny how the toasting stays with us too. We're both like still like. Well, all a sandwich, okay, what's a sandwich? What is a sandwich? It's time, and look, I can, in 10 seconds, I can go grab a couple pieces of generic white bread and slap a piece of American cheese between them, throw it at you, and that's 30 seconds.

But that says something too. Yes, it's time. It's time. But it's time, like, not spent. It's time just sort of... No, it's time, good or bad. It's how much time are you... Or we get out the toasters for his highness. He summoned me for a sandwich. Ye olde sandwich. But the sandwich has got a million variations, so you have to think about the person receiving it.

You're not letting me finish. Okay, go ahead. It's the time you spend on the sandwich, then it's who wants what. It's the time you spend on the sandwich, then it's who wants what. It's not all children. There's Elvis wanted something different than Daphne wanted, then His Highness over here, little Lord Fauntleroy wanted over here.

I mean, we all had, there's different preferences. I mean, that's why when you go into a Jersey Mike's, there's 17 different, and I would argue 117 by the time you get the light mayo and the extra provolone over this up. There's 200 different variations because we all want something different. And the mom that memorizes it recognizes, you have a son, you have a daughter, the daughter wants this, the son likes that, he likes it toasted, she doesn't, you know what I mean? Okay, there's that. Then there's the part where you're actually

physically at the store and Lord Fauntleroy is in his private academy and you're pushing the cart up and down the aisle thinking, he liked the black four smoked ham. He preferred that to the honey baked ham. Right? And he's a provolone guy, not a cheddar man. And so she's now collecting the ingredients to satisfy. Yeah, more time spent. More time.

And now money, right? Which is time, whatever. So it's globally. and now money, right? Which is time, you know, you don't earn the money, whatever. So it's globally. And that's why if you go, there's no such thing as like, what about your mom? Well, she was addicted to crack, but she made great sandwiches

and she took care of everybody. No, no, I know your mom, shit sandwich, my mom, no sandwich. We know Chris Carolla's a no sandwich. Your mom, shit sandwich. Okay no sandwich i we know chris carol's a no sandwich your mom shit sandwich okay we know where everyone i know where everyone is on the sandwich rankings all right those sandwich versus shit sandwich all right no wonder no wonder i'm not affected by you when you say do things do this i know everyone terrible for other people.

I don't experience anything. I had a woman come to me the other day, go, stop being so mean to Drew. I go, he likes it. He needs it, I said. He deserves it. Well, I do need it. He needs it.

She said, stop being so, I go, I like Drew. Stop being so mean to, he needs it, I said. All right, so now. It's good for him. So now, are you ready? All right, right. No sandwich and shit sandwich means easy to work with. That's what I'm saying.

Okay, now, now I got the other life indicator, okay? So I went into a sport clips or super clips or cut clip, something whatever okay so I was in Nevada and I was working over the weekend and then on a Saturday I said you know why don't we go take a look at this property we got? And on the way back, I said, I need a haircut. Now when you can get your haircut anywhere, then it's basically, it's sort of the opposite. Like I've said, I've told people, males, do not get married to beating off with lube.

It is limiting. It's limiting. You're gonna be somewhere. Sorry, sorry, you give me a lot of advice, not that one. I haven't given you that one? No. If you can learn, if you can learn to go dry. It's always soap though, right?, well that's a problem.

That's gonna be difficult for a lot of people. People are tender, it irritates. Yeah. If you can beat off dry and standing up, the world is your oyster. You can go anywhere, anything. You can do anything. Holocaust, no problem.

Nuclear warfare, got it. If you got to lay down and use lube, it's super limiting. It's limiting. Yes. Yeah, where are you going to find, are you going to lay on the bathroom floor? What are you going to do? It's limiting.

It's limiting. OK, and whatever that means to you, that's what it is. But it's limiting. OK. When you need to go to, I need to go to see Antonio of Rome to get my hair cut because he's the only one. Limiting. Right. Now when you're me, this is the second place I've got my hair cut in the middle of

Henderson County in Nevada. It's like you just pulled into the 7-Eleven. I've got my haircut in the middle of Henderson County in Nevada. Because I'm- You just pull over to the 7-Eleven. Yeah, I'm driving down the street and I go, there's a something clips. And then we come pulling in and I just jump out. By the way, $19 for fucking haircut.

Nice. Starbucks at the hotel, 21 for two coffees with the almond milk, all, and all the important stuff. But $21, 19 for the haircut. Like, Jim. By the almond milk is another milkshake situation. Is it? And seed oil.

Almond milk is? Yeah, I believe it's got a bunch of seed oil in it. Really? Yeah, I think so. Oh, I gotta check that out. All right, so here's my whole point. Just go whipping in there, or come walking in. You have an appointment? No.

Who's your, don't care. You prefer one of the, I don't know. Whoever's next seat, I'm there. And that's the second time I've done it. It comes out the same way every time. Is that number two on the side, showing it up on the whatever? It's fine, it's fine.

Is that number two on the side? Shorten it up on the whatever. It's fine, it's fine. So as I walk in there, I sit down and three young kids come in. I would say ages earliest, let's say six, seven years old, oldest maybe 10, 11. That may be a seven year old, a nine year old,

and an 11 year, for the sake of arguing, right? Seed oils are added to almond milk? The emulsifier or something? To add flavor. No, see if the Starbucks does that one, too. It checks the calorie amount. Sunflower oil. Almond milk versus calorie whole milk, or even heavy cream, but whole milk. All right. Anyway, so I come walk in there and I sit down. Then there's a dude and the dude is the dad. And the dad of the three kids, he's got like a shaved head and a full beer and he's got some a full beer and he's got some thing going on. Going on, he's got a thing.

Yeah, and so he gets up there and he's like, they have names, you know, dumb jack off, fucking dumb names, you know, stupid kid, white dumb jack off names, right? But all cool, whatever. And he's up there and he's talking to the person behind the counter. And he's like,

Tendrick needs a sort of short on the top with a sort of long on the back and then a kind of shaved up on one side. And then Drake over here, he needs it longer in the front and up on the side. And first off, the purge button on the counter goes, I don't know which one Drake is. So it's already that fucking narcissist thing. Like I'm fucking supposed to know who your fucking eight-year-old is with this stupid name, but now we're going. So the dad's giving the whole speech about what each kid needs.

Each kid, none of the kids are yet in the fifth grade. And he's got a whole menu for both of them, you know? And then I go plop down, you looking at almond milk? Calories per cup. Okay, just per cup. I don't need the 240 milliliter part, but I appreciate it.

But anyway, calories per cup. Almond 30, whole milk 150. That's interesting. All right, so anyway, so here's the thing. I don't think that's right. Oh, then I'll. Just check it again. Just unsweetened.

That's unsweetened, so it all depends on what sweetener they put in. Oh, all right. But what is Starbucks use? That's the question. All right. So anyway, this guy's got a laundry list for his fucking seven and nine year old haircut. Right. And they all have their thing going on, you know, and then, you know, they all sit down because they have an appointment. Then I sit down eight, ten minutes later and I just sit down and she's like, what do you want to do? And I'm like, I don't know, short on the side, just shorten the whole thing

up. And number two, yeah, number two, the back. You want to square around. I go, what is it now? I don't know. round, okay, then round or square. I don't care. Whatever you do, I'll never see it. I'm walking away. So, as I'm sitting there, one of the kids is to my left. It's the oldest, 11, maybe 12. And the guy's been working on him for 15 minutes longer

than the chick's been working on me because she's shoring me like a sheep. They literally just get the buzzer out and they just start buzz, they start hacking away. It's like they're, it's a topiary at this point, it's more than it is a hairdo, you know. And this 11 year old is dialing in the 50 year old poor fucking dude, I don't know why I don't know the what Something about the gay guy with the earring, you know what I mean? Like the earring I and who's working at the sport clips in Henderson, you know what I mean? Where it's like really the earring

You know, I mean like one time I went and looked up I Had I had a problem with the septic system in my house One time I went and looked up, I had a problem with the septic system in my house. A light was like coming on and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go look it up. And I Googled and it was like, this septic system king. And it was a guy and he had one diamond earring. And I'm like, you work on septic tags. You think this ear this earrings gonna get

you laid you said that or is it I don't know that no is not gay although you think they would be you know what a track more game to the least set of announcing something all right I'll tell the rest but I have a profound thought we'll do it right after this hey this is Adam Corolla from the Adam Corolla show bet online continues to be your number one source for all your sports betting action Baseballs and full swing football is right around the corner and BetOnline's got you covered with the latest odds Breaking news and live scores BetOnline even has live in-game betting while the games are being played real-time from MLB to UFC to tennis to NFL futures. BetOnline,

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in the buzz and this end, like to wear it flopped over that way or whatever? And I'm done now because I don't have any requirements for my hair. And then I thought, oh, this little fucker, this is the beginning. It's gonna be a life of him just fucking. Now at some point, the kid

is gonna be working on septic systems and making $42,000 a year in fat, but he's still gonna be sitting there in his 50s explaining to some guy what to do with his hair. You know what I mean? Yes. And I thought, it's a fucking sentence. And then I thought, oh, because they're narcissists. They're narcissists. And then- Carefully manicured narcissist. Carefully raised.

And then I started thinking about it. Like I'm like, okay, so I have and can get my haircut anywhere, which is whoever's closest, it's not whoever's closest to my house. It's closest to where I am. When you have the idea to get a haircut. That's really what it is. For me,

Timonium outside of Baltimore, because I'm doing shows Saturday night. I did shows Friday night, and Saturday day, I'm just in Timonium. Now's a good time for me to find Sport clip clip Sam's and just go in there and just get a haircut from anybody now You could you know, maybe maybe that's Evolved or magnanimous or something low maintenance For me I do for me. It's, I do it for me.

First off, every cut for me is $19. I always give them a $20 tip or whatever, because who cares? I can afford to give them a good tip. The fucking haircut's $19. But also, no waiting, whatever, who cares? And so I started thinking about it, and I was like, okay.

And then there's people with rules, lots of rules. Now first off like every woman thinks their person is the best, how's that possible? There's five women, you're all brunching, you all have a special person, Maurice knows you know, yeah but her guy's not Maurice but how could you, you have the best best well then what she got? You know, I mean, it's when they all sort of delude themselves into thinking that this is that but he because he knows me Yeah, he understands. He's mine. He's mine. He says my hair and then I started thinking about I

Had this flash as I've sitting there watching this fucking 10-year-old, probably the sandwich king of Henderson County. Your mom may have moved out there with her toaster oven just to take care of this guy after Andrew moved out. She didn't have someone to toast for. She'd lost her reason to live without Lord Andrew and his toaster of it. But she, he was, you know, barking out demands and I was sitting there watching him and I was, I hearkened back to this weird flashback, which is my grandmother who had a guy. Now my grandmother and my mom were kind of nuts because I had this crazy

Jufro, you know, Sicilian hair. My grandmother and my mom's hair looked like Tom Petty's hair. Finer. Even finer. It was like Tom Petty straight, but much finer. My mom's and grandmas hair is funny. They never lost their hair, but it was always sort of in danger of it because it was so fine. You know what I mean? And it was always weird when I'd just get out this big bushy, moppy, puby thing. Well your dad was that way too.

Right, it was, but it was still weird to look at those two to see this super, my mom would get like this sweaty forehead in the summer and you'd just see the hairs just sort of sticking to her forehead, because it was so fine, you know? And my grandmother, I remember once she announced or something, and she was 82, you know, I'm going out to Fresno or something

this weekend or something and I'm like, what's over there? I'm just flying or driving, you know, staying the night kind of thing. Well, Raymundo has moved to Fresno. He used to be in Studio City, you know, he gets my haircut and I'll go, and I would say like, okay, first things first,

82, you know, married to the same guy for 54 years you know where are you going a hot tinder day you know I mean like and and I'd go I just you know I was 16 or whatever 22 you know I was like it sounds like a fucking asshole to me you know yeah well well now he understands I have fine hair, you know what I mean? He understands the fine, and then he moves, so I've got to kind of go out there and stay the night kind of thing.

And I remember sort of this being, I don't know, kind of curious and kind of dubious, like let's just find someone out here. Listen, whatever, knock yourself out. Like I didn't think I've never really thought about it, but now I'm now I'm picturing her now I'm picturing the 10 year old with the hair like barking orders at the guy and I was like, oh, okay, that's where you're 10. You're not getting laid. There's nothing going on. You're wearing a batting helmet half your fucking life and the

other half you're wearing a bike helmet, you know, like what are you even, what are we doing here? But now I'm thinking back to my grandmother with this guy and how her, but the thing is, it was my hair, over here. My hair, my sandwich, my world, this is who I am. And so I need a guy who's my guy. And the day- That's how they do their friends too. Right, the day you just start going to fucking

super clips and Timonium, that's the day you don't exist. Cause that's just some bitch in there who's, I don't know, who are you? I don't know, who are you? Don't know, don't know, just go ahead. You know what I mean? And so she needed to have that. You know what I mean? And so she needed to have that.

So then I realized, I think there's a strong correlation between the rules and my guy and my hair. I think between the sandwich and the haircut, I'll figure you out. I'll know where you come from and I'll know where you're at. All I need is your haircut rules and your sandwich and your sandwich history. Performance history of sandwiches. True? Thoughts? I think I'm done. I don't know what else. All of humanity figured out. Don't I? A little bit of

trouble when cultures that don't have sandwiches. But we'll deal with that. I'm sure there's a falafel or something. There's a couscous version of the sandwich. Yeah, I wanted to get... There's a kebab version. There is. I wanted to get up and like intervene in this kid's world and just go, bro, it's going to be a fucking lifetime of you. Or just say quickly play football. Just start playing sports.

Right now. Would you have your fucking dads in here enabling and facilitating? Even that, the dad would be, you're the best. Oh no, the dad had to run interference because they have three different fucking haircuts for all three kids, whereas, you know, get out the number two and buzz away.

It's summer's coming. All right, thoughts? You know, I have been aware of this sort of specialness, the special friend, the special haircutter, the special... Because my parents were that way, too. They had to anoint somebody. And really... Yeah, yeah, I just had this conversation with my girlfriend. I said,

did your parents have these people? It's like, Henry Gale's an architect. Exactly. I was like, everything was a thaw, ta-ta-la. But what I noticed... I mean, no one everything was... What I noticed was that the ones they anointed were the ones that had first anointed them. They first put them up high and that was, oh, yeah, yes. You wanna be my friend? Keep going. Keep going. And then you'll join... It's called basking in the narcissistic glow. You too shall bask in the narcissistic glow. But did I explain to you, this is a last thought, did I go over that Cruella De Vil insight I had that proves we

live in a simulation? No. Okay. So my mother was cruel when I was younger, like from two to nine. Cruel. Cruel. Yeah. And she... But dude, always when no one else is around and my sister's like. She's cruel. Yeah. And she would do it always when no one else was around and my sister's like, what's going on? Why do you feel this way?

I'm like, I don't know. And my dad never saw it. And by the time my sister came along, it sort of calmed down a bit. But early it was really cruel. And when I was two, I know I was two because we had still lived in this one house that I moved out of when I was two.

And I have all this weird memory of early, early life. But one thing was watching 101 Dalmatians and going, oh, oh, that's my mom. Cruella de Vil. Cruella. Cruella. But here's the really simulation part. My mom has had different names across her lifespan.

I mean, she's an actress, to be fair, they would give her names. Shit sandwich! That's when they gave me her next book. Shit sandwich. But we need a picture of you, you know, at five crying. I was just gonna say shit sandwich. Gets better. But we called her, she was Helene by the time I came around. Helene? But her actual name was Eleanor. And they called her El. Cruel L. Whoa. Mind blown, yes? Mm. Cruella.

Funny, my grandmother was cruel and she looked a little like Cruella. Mine too. And her name was Hellen. Cruel. Cruel. Cruel and Cruella. That's why we found each other.

All right. Goodampcruel.com for all the live shows. Gonna be in Irvine doing a live podcast. That's coming up July 10th. And then the 12th, I should say the 11th through the 12th, Covina Lab Factory. Plymouth, Wisconsin doing shows on the road at the Road America Tough Center.

Oh, I'm doing a race out there. Go to Amcro.com for all the live shows. What do you got, Drew? Dr.com, check it out there. So, till next time, Amcro? Dr. com. Check it out there. So until next time, Avcrawl with Dr. Sam. Mahala. This summer, Pluto TV is exploding with thousands of free movies.

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