The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2040 - Who's getting played next time?

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

Adam and Dr. Drew reflect on the recent memorial for Charlie Kirk in Glendale, Arizona, and react to Donald Trump’s speech, where he humorously declared his hatred for his opponents. They a...lso revisit an old hit piece aimed at Adam, breaking down its claims about his takes on COVID.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:00 Get it all, man. Woo! What's going on there, Drewski? We haven't talked about the Charlie Kirk Memorial. I thought we'd kind of swing by on that. It's so intriguing to me. Forget the poignancy of the entire event. And we could talk quite a bit about Erica, Erica, right?
Starting point is 00:01:20 His wife, Erica Kirk, and her extraordinary poise. Poise. Poise. Sounds like you said boys. Poise. and her ability to find forgiveness in just an extraordinary situation. But that's a separate topic. What I want to talk about, though, and I was hearing about this on French radio first,
Starting point is 00:01:40 and it blew my mind that immediately they launched into, this looked just like a Hitler, a Hitler rally. Well, any gathering of more than 11 Republicans is labeled a Hitler rally in their world. It's astonishing. they don't believe it none of them i no well i have a new theory okay i'm ready okay you ready yeah what is hillary clinton is she 73 can i look it up because i think she's older than that okay yeah yeah i mean see sir how old is hillary clinton 75 77 yeah okay better point thank you she's 77
Starting point is 00:02:30 almost 80 almost 80 do you think she believes any of this shit she talks about at all even when she talks about like
Starting point is 00:02:38 existential threat to our democracy God it's interesting she doesn't believe any because when you frame it that way I think to myself well she's been saying
Starting point is 00:02:46 this long time maybe she's a true believer and I think oh she's sinister there's something really something up there okay let's just say she was look
Starting point is 00:02:55 if you said people People will say to you, what is Adam like off the microphone? And then your answer is... Same. Exactly. The same shit. The same shit is what I sound like off the mic.
Starting point is 00:03:12 That doesn't make me a hero. It just makes I complain about the same shit. You're less funny off the mic. Then I do on the mic. I'm the same part. What would Hillary Clinton sound like off the mic? Which, by the way, if I say that, people are always shocked. He's a funny.
Starting point is 00:03:25 He's so funny. It's like, that when you talk. He's not being funny. It's a job to be funny. Yeah, Hillary Clinton would probably, I can't even, I can't fathom it. Okay. She would not sound like what she sounds. No, but I don't know who she is.
Starting point is 00:03:38 I don't know who she is either, but she's a contriving shrew who wants to get elected and wants her party to win at all costs. She doesn't have any thoughts about, look, she thinks Trump's an asshole, but she doesn't think he's hit Larry and she doesn't think about anything. He's already been president. Yeah. Okay. You don't think that Hillary.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Clinton knows what she's talking about, or Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer, everyone, I just gave you three people who call him Hitlerian all the time, and their average age is 81 in seven weeks. Okay. They've been there. They've done it. They've been all through the system. They probably went to Trump's second marriage, wedding.
Starting point is 00:04:18 You know what I mean? They've hung out. They used to be friends with the guy. They don't think this for a second. but some 11-year-old kid who's a video was a gamer and a Furby and a whatever who's struggling with transitioning or whatever who's now 21 and got hold of his grandpa's gun
Starting point is 00:04:40 oh that kid now he believes it Hillary Clinton doesn't believe it Anderson Cooper doesn't Rachel Maddow doesn't believe all the people over 50 who never stopped talking about it Gavin Newsom whatever they don't believe it but what there But there are 17-year-olds who do believe it and will take up arms.
Starting point is 00:05:01 And that's where we're at now. First of all, whether Trump's assassin or Charlie Kirk's assassin, what are these guys in their 40s? When we're talking about seven, the Trump, how old was the Trump kid? The Trump kid was like 17. Well, get them with, great train them, bro. Get them when they're young. Also, by the way, I've been saying forever,
Starting point is 00:05:25 the lockdowns ruined these kids. Oh, yes. Yes. You don't even know the full effect of that yet. Hillary Clinton will just say whatever, whenever, to whom ever all the time, right? Barack Obama. You think Barack Obama doesn't know sort of the inner goings on of the government, like what goes on, like how things work? Like he think he really thinks we're limited.
Starting point is 00:05:48 By the way, Obama, if there's an existential threat, by the way, you're, we're doing, if he's Hitler, your target number one, maybe you should think about I would, if I was Obama, I would stop, I would think about buying as much luxury properties I am
Starting point is 00:06:09 in the United States and move out of the country. Right. I mean, if you're Obama, that's right. And you're in the crosshairs of Hitler, why are you buying another place in Martha's Vineyard? You know what I mean? Because he's just going to seize all that.
Starting point is 00:06:25 He's going to take your property. People don't appreciate how violent his regime was. They had some huge purges, killed lots of leaders in Germany. Matthew Crooks was 20. Was he really 20? I think he was in high school or even younger. Or maybe the show, whatever. 20, the latest guy, Charlie Kirk guy, is like, I don't know, 22.
Starting point is 00:06:47 These are young men who've been fed a steady diet of this bullshit for 10 years. Through Hillary Clinton and MSNBC, and Anderson Cooper, who don't believe it, and Chuck Schumer and whomever, who don't believe it, but they do. And that's why no one over 50 is picking up a gun. Shush. Ugh. Yeah, it's gross.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Well, I, I, there was an interesting thing that Trump did at that event, at the memorial, where he went, I, this stuff cracks me up, but it's the same stuff. Sorry, I want to jump in, but Russiagate started when these assassins were 10. Yeah. So that's a whole life. It's a life of propaganda bullshit. By the way, Russiagate started by Hillary Clinton when she bought the steel dossier and created it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:45 You think she buys into the Russia gate? Why would Hillary Clinton buy into Russiagate when she started it and funded it? Right. She doesn't believe it. They do. So weird. It's beyond weird, though. But it's sinister.
Starting point is 00:07:58 It's sinister. Yes, you're a bad person. There's a sinister something afoot. It's really you can feel it. But what's wrong with me? I want you to figure out something about me. Trump gets up there and goes, you know, Erica's so amazing.
Starting point is 00:08:12 She's able to forgive her enemies, and this is an incredible grace that she does this. She goes, he goes, not me. I hate my enemies. I use the word opponents. I hate my opponents. And I just laughed out loud at that. I thought it's so funny.
Starting point is 00:08:25 And I thought, oh, what's wrong with me? When he says shit like that, that's the, like the Jimmy Kimmel's of the world, go ape shit. Like they go nutty cuckoo over those statements, as though it's a statement of intended violence or takedowns or whatever. And by the way, I thought to myself, you guys, remember, he hated no one more than Kim Jong-un, whatever his name is, the head of North Korea. And he made friends with him, but he hated him. He'll make friends with you. Just don't be his opponent anymore. Isn't that what's wrong with me that I find that all kind of amusing?
Starting point is 00:09:00 And other people find that mortifying. Like they can't get over it. I don't. It's like inject bleach. And he didn't say it. We don't think of it that way. Nobody injected bleach. So we don't care.
Starting point is 00:09:14 They're using it. That's chickthink. They're building a case. And when they built a case, I told you, when my ex-wife was trying to build a case against me, she brought up Kevin Costner's beach house as a reason I was traumatizing my daughter or something like that. When you're building a case, everything's on the table. You can get to vacationing with Kevin Costner as trauma. You know what I mean? Because you're building a case. And when they're building a case, they don't even know they're building a case. They're just grabbing and stuff.
Starting point is 00:09:50 You know what I mean? So it's like he said in Jack Bleach. He didn't say in Jack Bleach and an injected bleach. But other than that... But by the way, I'm an equal opportunity, sort of a reactor to this stuff. I'm equally amused by Jasmine Crocket. Yeah. I think she's hysterical. And she says stuff to other people go, oh, my God, listen, I go, oh, bring it.
Starting point is 00:10:10 It's hysterical. Keep going. I think she's appealing. I think it's funny. I don't want her. I wouldn't elect her into office. She's a little... But she's race hustling and that's...
Starting point is 00:10:21 No, it gets people killed them. No, that's the problem. All right, we got clips. We had the promised clip of the vaccine. And this is, and I don't know if there's a date on this, but this is about four and a half years old or something. It was late in the pandemic, right? Or maybe after, sort of. Late-ish in there.
Starting point is 00:10:43 And here's MSNBC, and they're speaking to a physician about getting your kids. By the way, anesthesiologist. What does she know about pediatrics? I don't know whether that's let's let's hear about it. I'm going to turn to the topic of COVID. On Tuesday, President Biden announced vaccines are now. A little computer for kids under the age of five. I know a lot of parents out there have been waiting forever for this announcement.
Starting point is 00:11:05 What do you want to tell them about vaccinating their children under five and how important that is? Right. For one, I would hope they see that it did take a long time before this was rolled out because first, safety had to be verified. And that is that is most important. The second thing I want them to know. It's oftentimes this was stated early on that kids are protected. But what we know is that six times the number of kids died from COVID than the flu this past year, right? We had 600 children who are no longer with us from 2021 because of COVID-19.
Starting point is 00:11:37 And there is now a method that you can use to help protect your child from being hospitalized and keep them alive to see next year. And there's a saying, you know, if you stay ready, you don't have to get ready. Keep your kids vaccinated. make sure they're wearing those masks and practice those same medicating doctors that we've been doing now
Starting point is 00:11:55 for two and a half years. So hold on. Hold on. And practice what we've been doing for two and a half years. Safe distance. Nothing. Purell, wiping stuff down, nothing.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Mask up. Nothing. Nothing. And not only that, but the 600 kids that died of COVID had a really sick kids. Like severely.
Starting point is 00:12:16 I read, uh, Newsweek? Who did the article on me in my statement? God, probably New York Times or something, right? No, no. They're the ones on the warpath. I think it was news right. Yeah, about all the things I was incorrect about with COVID, except for it's all shit I was right about. And when you read it now, it's a little surreal because you're reading it going, oh, there are, no, no, that's not right.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Listen, Rob Schneider and I were in this one New York Times. We read it together outlighted on one of my streams, and we got everything right. Yeah, yeah. And their disdain was palpably disgusting when you read it now. Yeah, yeah. I would never believe anything if I can write a Newsweek anymore. I think it's Newsweek. You can look it up.
Starting point is 00:13:03 But we'll play this out. Sorry. So I don't know. Well, I wanted to stop. Pre-existing conditions. Yes, sick kids. Sick kids should get the COVID vaccine. It's worth it then.
Starting point is 00:13:13 If you can, again, the risk reward, if you can identify the right patient for the right treatment, the benefit is significant. forget the risk is minimal. There you go. But if it has zero benefit and only some risk, then you don't do it. Well, anyway, we're going to keep distancing. You've got to get those kids to get those masks up, Drew, because you don't need to stay ready if you are ready.
Starting point is 00:13:33 And that's why you should fucking wear a mask. You understand, Drew? My grandpa said, don't be ready. Stay ready. And then put a fucking mask on that doesn't do anything. But don't worry, you can take it down if you're drinking something. No, it's that COVID-night. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:13:49 now it's a computer thing at these two imbeciles now here's my thing with this doctor shouldn't listen to her anymore we can already trace you know they say well you can't tell the long term consequence to the vaccine well yes we can no we can't in two time we've now been I've got my vaccine back in December 2020 right I was the first person at the University of Virginia we've now been able to track persons like me to see what has happened has anything changed. But what we also know is that we're tracking people who have COVID-19, children and adults alike. And what we know is that one in every five persons who have been infected with COVID-19 now has a lingering disability where their organs, their heart, their lungs, their kidneys,
Starting point is 00:14:33 their brain is no longer functioning in the same way that it was before they got infected with COVID-19. And when you take that developing child whose organs have not come to what it's going to be for the rest of their life and you stress it out, you put it on that treadmill and say, I want to Sprint. Sprint. What does that do for the longevity of their life, not only in the quantity of their life and whether or not they will live a full life as we hope to live, but the quality of their life don't want to see that. We don't know what that's going to be for-biz.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Bitch, you're just doing a long-form commercial for pharmaceutical companies. That's all this is. Yeah, yeah. Why is everyone arguing with me all the time with this stuff? I don't, it's so clearly insane. The, listen, I didn't discuss. this over the weekend, I played it the day I saw it. Yep.
Starting point is 00:15:22 This, I, until everyone, in their world, it all made sense. I was on to this shit in real time. I brought it in and played it that afternoon and said, these people don't have to fuck they're talking about. What did I know? Yeah, you're right. Why don't people listen more to you? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Was it a Newsweek article? I think so. We also have a great. Does Newsweek exist anymore? I don't, I don't, no, I, this, the sad part is. That's the good part, that these things are dying. Well, maybe it's a good part, but like when Newsweek says or, when I hear a Rolling Stone magazine says or something, I just go, fuck out.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Yeah, this is, but this, so this is what I was, this is what I've been thinking a lot about lately, which is, are you ready for this? Mm-hmm. We're skipping right over, poor Erica, and have amazing job she did at the Kirk, the Kirk Memorial. but yeah it was amazing i but i people get it they saw it they reacted it's understood she she that woman has yes i agree we've not heard the last you know how you and i look at some people going we're we're going to hear from them again really right and this is not one of those people lu baga i announce we're not going to hear anymore from lu bagga we're after we interviewed him
Starting point is 00:16:41 96 you said that all right sorry go ahead and i like the mama number five in you And you were like, it doesn't matter. No, I didn't like it. But anyway, so. So, Cervantes, Don Quixote. Oh, here it is. Yeah. How dare you?
Starting point is 00:17:01 Yeah, right. Who's going to get played next time? That's the right thing to say. So here's the headline from Newsweek. No, it's old people, sick people, and the rest of you pussies got played. Yeah. And so here's what here's here's the statement. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Here's who died of COVID, old people and sick people. Now, I didn't say sick kids or sick teenagers or sick, just old and or sick. That's the category who died of COVID. The rest of you pussies, yes, you're weak. You're soft. You're weak and a little dangerous now. But the rest of you pussies got played, meaning the non-old. and the non-sick
Starting point is 00:17:45 you got fucking played and who's going to get played next time and I don't mean the next COVID I mean the next well now it's the it's a Hitlerian dictator whatever that's the same group same stuff the same
Starting point is 00:18:02 pussies are getting played a second time yeah yeah okay so so the article's great because if you combed down the article You can comb down the part. Should we give credit to the idea?
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yes. What's her name? I can't. Leah. It's too small for me. Alia Sisko Dumbo broad. All right. Let's read my tweet there, Drew, just to make sure we're accurate.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Turns out people dying from COVID are old or sick or both. How many of you pussy's got played and who's going to get played next time? All right. There is. 2020, everybody. Yeah. Okay, so that's what she wrote. In August 2020, it's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Right, that's what I wrote. It was not November 2020. No, go down and we can take a look here. Although the sick and the elderly are more susceptible to serious complications or death due to COVID-19, they are far from the only groups that the virus kills. By the way, we still have decided how many people COVID killed. We have not figured that out yet. Here's how many it killed in the healthy department and the young and healthy department.
Starting point is 00:19:17 I'm going fucking zero. That's what I'm going to push back on you a little bit because I did see one other category. People who are young who died of it, very rare, who got shitty health care. Oh, well, they put on ventilators or whatever. Oh, my God. All right. So they are, according to Alina, far from the only groups. Well, that's not true at all.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Not at all. It's data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The CDC, whoa. All those people fired down. All those data collectors. Indicates that over 35,000 out of more than 170,000 U.S. COVID-19 deaths were in those aged group under 65. Healthy? Healthy?
Starting point is 00:20:04 She didn't say that. She didn't say that part. Younger people who contract the virus are also able. to easily spread it, spread the infection to the elderly. Why is that even in there? That's not what I didn't say anything about that. She left out one part and added a second part. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:22 And you can scroll down. So again, why we don't need to, in addition, many of those who survive bouts of COVID-19 say they suffer from potentially long-term damage caused by the virus. I always said this was bullshit, by the way, regardless of their age or pre. Listen, I didn't say anything about how. COVID was spread. No. I said if it's old people and sick people who are dying.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Many of whom recover from the illness left with damage to organs and by the way, heart, lungs and other issues. Let me just point out. Do you know anyone who has, I know people who have issues, issues in their heart from taking the vacs, but not from getting COVID or lungs? Yeah. But I will tell you, just think of it this way. The pathogenic component of the virus is the spike protein.
Starting point is 00:21:18 We know the spike protein is what causes all the shit she's talking about there. Why then are we mandating a vaccine that produced unregulated amounts of that spike protein? Why would we do that? Let's use some other component of the virus. The nuclear capsids, something. Why are we still pushing a vaccine that we know creates sometimes in a, extraordinary fashion, the actual pathogenic component. That's insane to me. That's insane. Yeah. And we see long COVID, long VACs now, for sure. Not a question of does it occur? It does.
Starting point is 00:21:53 And one of the concerns about both the VACs and the illness is that it seems to knock out our natural killer cells, which are the scavenger cells for cancer, which may be why we're seeing more cancers. All right, scroll down here, something, CDC data, blah, blah, blah. Did you scroll down? President Donald Trump. Oh, oh, Trump's in there on Sunday, shared a tweet and about the CDC. Oh, Q&O. Whatever happened to Q&I.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I don't know what happened. There are the Project 20, 25 people. The Q&N guys wrote the venue, no, the schematic, first presidency of Project. That's Project 2025, you know them? Of course. Twitter. All right, you said we got Trump in there. You could scroll down a little more. So we've got to make sure and get Trump in there. That's important. Death certificates, office often lists multiple causes of death despite one cause being chiefly to blame. Stop right there. If they put COVID as chiefly to blame, they got reimbursed at a much higher rate. Right. That's such organ. All right, you can roll down. I guess that's about it. Anyway, although, oh, wait. This looks good. So Corolla has made similar claims in recent weeks while repeatedly insulting those who express concern about the pandemic. Yeah, you assholes shut my kid's school for two years because you were concerned.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Concerned about them as cowards. Hiding under the bed. It's so good. They're hiding under the bed. Oh, my God, this is the best part. Monday's tweet had inspired substantial backlash by the next day, including from several prominent. figures in the entertainment industry. Of course we want to hear from them.
Starting point is 00:23:35 They go on and name celebrities no one's heard of. Valerie Burtonnelly. Oh, that's right. She was at you about her asthma. Yeah, she's 60. Do I want her to die? All right. Now, in lieu of an apology, I will take you shutting the fuck up Valerie Bertnelly
Starting point is 00:23:50 and George DeK and the rest of you fucking Dan Telfer and other comedians have never heard of. I will accept your silence is a form of apology. How about that? Preferred form. Preferred form. No, I'll take it apart.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I'll take both. But I'll just, I will take Newsweek and all you assholes shutting up about something I was right about. Listen, I think there's a more important thing here. Everybody else, don't listen to these motherfuckers. Just stop reading them. Stop listening to them. You shouldn't care what celebrities think. You shouldn't care what Newsweek thinks.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You shouldn't care what CNN things. Just stop. Well, no. You should listen to me. You can do that if you want. Shouldn't we listen to me, Drew? Based on this, you should listen to Adam. Thank you.
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Starting point is 00:25:17 I've been talking about the word salad for a long time. The Kamala Harris' word salad. Oh, just a chick work. Well, first that's a black chick thing. But also, I don't, this part, again, the patriarchy or something, when you have a black dad but a mom who's Indian or something else, why is the mom's heritage completely erased from who you are? It wasn't. I mean, it is now.
Starting point is 00:25:47 It is now. I remember her talking about it. Barack Obama half. No, no, she abandoned the Indian part and went right into black. She'll do it here. So listen to it. This is great. We may have a leader in the clubhouse for Chick-Think, Nithia Rahman.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Move over. There's a new Dumbo-Chick-Think sheriff in town. It could be Kamala Harris. Roll it back. Sorry. Now, this is weird. I also like this. Rachel Maddow, all she wants to do is have Kamal Harris or Joe Biden be president for the next 500 years.
Starting point is 00:26:22 That's what she wants. But she's also a lesbian. Yeah. So she has to kind of get involved with the Pete Buttigieg thing because he's part of the L.C. If people don't know, she in her book says that she couldn't select Pete Buttigieg because he was gay, essentially. She's going to do it. She's going to do it. Here it is.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Turn it up. Did President, to say that he couldn't be on the ticket effectively because he was gay, it's hard to hear. No, no, no. That's not what I said. No. That's that he couldn't be on the ticket because he is gay. My point, as I write in the book, is that. I was clear that
Starting point is 00:26:58 in 107 days Hold on pause I always love when they go First off Hotly contested Pause it Always look for the hair move Yeah
Starting point is 00:27:08 Look for the hair move Because there's the move Like okay now I'm getting To me taking my glasses off Yeah It's like a guy going into a shirt Of taking his shirt off Going into a fight
Starting point is 00:27:18 All right here we go I was clear I was clear whenever they do I was clear It just means they're full By the way clear about what? Here we go. We're going to find out. The most hotly contested elections for
Starting point is 00:27:34 President of the United States against someone like Donald Trump who knows no floor to be a black woman running for President of the United States and as a vice presidential running mate a gay man with the stakes being so high it made me very sad but I also realized it would be a real risk.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Uh-huh. No matter how, you know, I've been an advocate and an ally of the LGBT community my entire life. So it wasn't about, it wasn't about any prejudice on my part, but that calculation, though. We had such a short period of time. Yeah. And the stakes were so high. I think Pete is a phenomenal, phenomenal public servant. Nobody hates a racist bridge.
Starting point is 00:28:31 And I think America is and would be ready for that. Uh-huh. But when I had to make that decision with two weeks to go, you know, and maybe I was being too cautious. You know, I'll let our friends, we should all talk about that. Maybe I was. But that's the decision I made. And I, as with everything else in the book, I'm being very candid about that.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Yeah. With a great deal of sadness about also the fact that... Hold on a second, pause it. I thought the whole... And her thing was to speak truth to power. Yes. Not fucking cave. Like, didn't she just cave?
Starting point is 00:29:17 I'm not even sure why she caved yet. Because she doesn't really... She's saying that America is not ready for a gay vice. vice president? Yes. No, no, no. There's the cumulative effect of black president and gay vice president. That's the problem. Here's how it works. You ready? All right. Black female president. Here's what I'm ready for. Okay. I could handle a black president with a straight white vice president. I see. Or I could handle a gay president with a straight white Christian vice president
Starting point is 00:29:50 or I'll take a bisexual president with a mixed race vice president. Do you understand what I'm saying here? It can't add up. I see there's a score. The score of... Can I tell you about this? Female, black, and gay. Okay. Let me explain.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Okay. Remember there was the lady from MSNBC. Yes. And she was talking about... With the hair. You can't just take a person and throw them on a treadmill that's going 100 miles an hour. And like her grandpa said, you stay ready, so you don't have to get ready. Okay? Let me explain presidential elections in the United States. Much like that, yes. I played B football my 10th grade year, my first year in high school. I played B football. Now, was it the 10th grade team? No, it was not the 10th grade team. It was the B
Starting point is 00:30:35 football team. Were there some seniors on the B football team? Yes, there were. How does a senior qualify to play in the B football team. Well, I'll tell you, we take his aid and we take his weight. Ah. And so we take his weight. Now, if you're 180 pounds and a senior combined, no good. Can't qualify. I see.
Starting point is 00:31:01 But if you're an undersized senior, we'll take your weight and your grade. And by the way, if you're in the 11th grade, we'll take that and you can weigh a little bit more. I see. You see what I'm saying? I see. It's a score. So you could be 180 in the 10th grade, or you could be 170 and be in the 11th grade, or you could be under 165 and be a senior and play on the B team.
Starting point is 00:31:24 It's a math. So you take a half-black, half-Indian woman. Oh, yeah, that's a score. That's a score. And you need to combine her. You've already achieved the score. The score is. We're maxed out.
Starting point is 00:31:38 We are a 10th grader to 180 pounds at North Hollywood High trying to make the B-T team. Okay. So what do we need? We need a straight, white, Minnesotan, international harvester driving, regular guy. Hunting. Likes hunting and ice fishing and just going down to the country store and having coffee with folk. We need that guy to offset the half black. With a hint of gay. Well, we've discovered that later. But what we need is that guy. Now, what we can't do is put the gay guy with the black chick because combined. score too much.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah, you've crossed the threshold. Right. So that's how it works. And the country will only go up to the one score, and it's not willing to exceed that score. Regardless of who the person is, is an individual or what their plans are or what their policies are. There is no issue. Nobody's interest in policy. Okay, back to the B team.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I'm a 190-pound guy in the 11th grade. I'd like to play in the bank. What is your take on the border? It does not matter. You've exceeded the weight limit. Right. And the age limit. Just shut up.
Starting point is 00:32:55 We've combined it. Yeah, you're not eligible. You're not eligible. Yeah. Not eligible. Okay? That's what's going on here. Now, the Democrats are very progressive, inclusive party who celebrate this.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Yes. But they won't do it because of the combined score. I see. You understand? Yes. They'll go to the, They'll go to the limit but not exceed it. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:15 There you go. Okay. Now you understand. Jesus. I want to hear this one more time. It's still going, isn't it? I think there's only five seconds. It's good.
Starting point is 00:33:27 To say that he couldn't be on the ticket effectively because he was gay, it's hard to hear. No, no, no. That's not what I said. No, no. That he couldn't be on the ticket because he is gay. All right, that's good. All right. Okay, then she's going to, all right, we don't need to hear her explain that exact same thing in slow motion.
Starting point is 00:33:46 All right, he can't because he's gay. Yeah. It really is, it's interesting how I feel bad for her when she gets like that. I really do. I don't want her. I don't because she's pompous and like sort of weird and mean and arrogant at the same time. You know what I mean? But it's just.
Starting point is 00:34:04 She's gone scorched earth with the book. I kind of like that. That's funny. If she had done that during, during her. campaign. People don't like their better, I think. All right, and go to Amcrow.com for all the live shows. What do you got? Doctor.com, also Doctor.tv. It's Ask Doctor, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Rumble. Check it out there. So, until next time. Amcrow for Dr. Sand. Mahala.
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