The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2055 - Tish Hyman is Dr. Drew’s Hero

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

Dr. Drew opens the show by showing Adam a viral clip of Tish Hyman, who was kicked out of Gold’s Gym after confronting a man using the women’s locker room—and delivering a mic-drop mome...nt to a California state senator before walking out. Adam then shares some of his latest Gavin Newsom/Burt Reynolds mash-up creations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Carolla and board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on, got the other, get on, doctor, board press, stuff, 15, that's that, so, a, so, a set, a set, a set, pal. So I've got so much, so much I want to talk about. and it's generally around issues of women and gender. And I swear to God, you have infected me with your ideas. The problem, biggest problem, face it, this country. All right, and, but I've got some things to say about it.
Starting point is 00:00:43 And I swear to God, we'll take two shows to do it. So if you have something to say, say it now. All right, here we go. So I want to start with something that is just, it's not a little off topic. But did you see Tish Hyman interacting with? Scott Weiner at the town hall meeting because, oh, it's so good. And it's, so
Starting point is 00:01:03 I wanted to set this up. I just want to share this with the audience because Tish is my new hero. I think she will be your hero too in a few moments. She is a gym member at Gold's Gym. She is a lesbian, black female. Oh, her.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Yeah. And she was harassed in a locker room, female locker room, by a guy with, as she describes it, a big dick. And he identifies as she was reticent and sort of dismissive. And they both lost their memberships at the gym. And she has been, Tish has been leading a campaign to try to protect XX women, women with a vagina. And I think she would say it gets weird if people have had bottom surgery.
Starting point is 00:01:53 I don't know what her position is on that. But she's saying primarily XX women deserve pregeny. protection. And yes, trans people may get harassed, but women get harassed and women deserve protection. And you've completely undone any protections for women. So here she is talking to Scott. Scott Wiener is who? He is a state senator. I think he's running for federal senators or something. Yeah, California. California sort of, he is, he is, for five minutes, I thought, oh, this guy's going to, this guy's going to be good. He's going to be okay. Because he started talking sanely about homelessness, and then he proved himself to be amongst the worst. Yeah, yeah. They're all California. They're all crazy. They're really, they're very, all very
Starting point is 00:02:39 much like the LA Board of Supervisors and the LA City Council. These are all people's cut from the same clot that live in some alternative universe where government is about talking and about ideas, but not about getting a thing done. Is that about right? I don't know how much more oxygen i can spend on explaining who these people are and why it doesn't work um and by the way they they hate trump they hate him and you know they they they do fascists and racist and and they do all that right you listen to trump on the radio and you know when you watch tv there's a visual component and it sometimes can distract. Sometimes you go, oh, that's a pretty girl,
Starting point is 00:03:29 or where'd you get that necklace or something? But listen to the radio. You listen to Trump do oppressor. He's like, Saudi Arabia's giving us $6 billion. We're hoping to get to a trillion because they got a lot of energy. We've got need energy. Everything comes down. The price comes down.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And you create jobs. When you come, we got Toyota over here. They're going to set up. We're going to use American workers. They're bringing in a billion with the 10. that create jobs, we get the end, we drill, we get the energy, it's all fucking nuts and bolts and you know what else? Getting shit done.
Starting point is 00:04:04 No, yeah. But numbers. Oh, yeah. If you ever sit with a woman and you just start rattling off numbers at some point they go, and stop it, I don't want to hear it anymore. You know what I mean? Yes. Like you can't sit.
Starting point is 00:04:18 No, you cannot sit with your wife and go, look, we are paying 5.2, that's the points on our mortgage. That's our interest rate is 5.2, and our mortgage now is $17,200. We can get that thing down. If we can refinance it and get it to $3.9, our payments, they just go, what do you want for dinner? Like, I've never met that woman. Look, call me misogynist. There's a tune-out factor and an agitation factor.
Starting point is 00:04:53 and so all Trump is is this big blustery numbers machine who just keeps spitting stuff out and all they do is go, we're better together, we're better together, you know what I mean? Which is the, it's the opposite of numbers, right? What did I see, Karen Bass? She had something. Oh, they had the LA Times wrote a pretty, you know, I would see a damning article about how the fire department was required to stand down after the first fire broke out that ended up being the fire that broke out with the winds.
Starting point is 00:05:24 And she goes, oh, my God, this is up right. We are going to put together a committee to talk about this. Like, what the fuck? Oh, my God. That is such a perfect California response, though. Yeah, anyway, Scott's a San Francisco guy, Scott Weiner. Note the deep leg crossed through. No, he has a new move.
Starting point is 00:05:42 A new move. Watch it. All right. Well, let's listen. Watch his legs. It hits after Tish talks. Senator Wiener, as the only black lesbian here, can I please ask you a question? because I flew here to do that.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Yeah. Okay. As a lesbian woman who was attacked in the woman's locker room at Gold's Gym this week by a self-identifying trans woman with a documented history of domestic violence, I'm deeply concerned about women's safety in a female-only spaces. What would you say to women who are seeking assurance that their safety will be protected? Oh, hold on, by the way, Drew. Yeah, sucks.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Remember, I must explain. I close my gay socks. It's basically, it's like a 70s cop drama where he flashed your tin, but it's a gay tin. You know what I mean? Like I come to the door and I go, what's going on in there? And then I hold my badge up. This is my gay badge. This is my pole smoking badge.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I suck so much cock. Look at this. Check out the socks. You checking the socks out? Oh, you're a lesbian? Okay. Let me show you. I'm gay.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Look at my socks. Look at my socks. Look at the deep leg cross. He does a phenomenal repetition. Yes. Almost like a dance. He said does a pirouette. Yeah, repeated leg cross.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Beautiful. Yeah, I can't even do that. No. I do one and I'm good. No. So here we go. Sorry, go ahead. By the way, you know who doesn't do the deep light cross?
Starting point is 00:07:11 Trump. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, show's over. No. Yes. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:07:18 I know. You don't know where I'm gone. But what I say. that that way to you. You know who doesn't? We've talked about 17,000 times. I don't know where you're going. I know, but you need,
Starting point is 00:07:31 but so here's the thing, Drew, about you. Yes. Not funny. I understand, I understand, but you understand, you understand presentation and inclination. I do. Okay, first off, it cannot be Trump because you and I've done hours on Trump
Starting point is 00:07:49 not sitting that way. Yes. So I can't go, oh, and you know who doesn't? Because that, okay. That's, that's me, that's, that's me giving you a Christmas gift as a train set. Yes. On December 25th. Right. And then January 1st, me going, guess who got what for Christmas? And you go, me, a train set? Like, yeah, no, not that. I was there. I handed it down. Okay. So it can't be that. Okay. And it can't be me. Okay. but it has to be someone you would think would cross that way but doesn't you see by the way I'm saying it I'm there and you as a human being should understand I'm not talking about myself if I'm talking true I can't be me and it can't be those are the two people on the planet it can't be just just to explain my thought process it sounds a little bit like irony like you know well you know wasn't it's like we've been talking about this okay but who is I don't know who the fuck you're talking people Buttigieg. Oh, interesting. He doesn't do the Deep Cross. Interesting. You know why? He is gay. And he's not interested in signaling gay because he's trying to run the country. Right. His brand is great. He wants people in Indiana to vote for him and people in Iowa to vote for. He wants the middle to say. The Manhattan vote good. If you're gay, good. Yeah. But not when you're running for president. Gay bad. Interesting. Gavin Newsome, not gay.
Starting point is 00:09:17 We know he's not gay So he can signal gay Without being confused for gay Buttigieg is gay Can't do that sit It's really ultimately the Newsom maneuver But it's the inverse nuisance I don't know
Starting point is 00:09:31 Obama's I mean there's all those guys All all the super soft guys Are the deep leg crossers But all right All right so now Scott's doing a double leg cross here He keeps going He has a whole fucking dancing Anyway here the woman has been
Starting point is 00:09:47 harassed by a domestic violence perpetrator. Right. Who are seeking assurance that their safety will be protected from men who, by California law, can self-ID as women in women on these faces, sir. Please tell me. Yeah. So we want, I mean, everyone to be safe. And we also know that we have trans people, both men and women,
Starting point is 00:10:12 who are men and women. And so, you know, uh you know we so if you're trans women or women senator you've done great things with the bills you've passed with the housing i've read a lot of your bills but and like you said there are bills that need to be able to socking it millions of women across america are being harassed and sexually assaulted in locker rooms i'm a lesbian black woman i'm not transphobic i'm not homophobic and i do respect as a gay journalist i do see a lot of these girls that are dangerous women but i like this she did she did almost like as a as a joke.
Starting point is 00:10:48 I'm here to represent my community because I hear a lot of things about my community in these bills and I'm telling you as a woman first and foremost that this is dangerous and we need your help because you're in the office
Starting point is 00:10:58 you're going to go into a policy spot I want to support you. I have millions of people behind me watching this right now and we want to know are you going to protect women not trans women women, women, women, trans women are different things,
Starting point is 00:11:10 women, women, listen, we need to protect women's safety. I was assault. I was assault. No, they are not. They are men. It gets better. I was assaulted by men.
Starting point is 00:11:20 He broke his wife's jaw so bad she needed a reconstructed surgery. I'm a lesbian. I'm not transphobic and I'm black. So if there's another black woman in here who wants to tell me how they feel, please join in. But all of you are not. No one's black. But I'm a lesbian. And I'm telling you right now, men are harassing women in the locker room.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Let's let him answer the question. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. I want to wound, women. I mean. Now I'm done. And by the way, I respect what you have done. I just want to let you know that.
Starting point is 00:11:47 She's not, trust me. I'm going to her. Forget Scott Wiener. I want her, I want Tish. I appreciate you talking about it. I think we need to protect the safety of all women. All women. And that, obviously, that's incredibly important.
Starting point is 00:12:05 You can pause it here for a second. They have a problem. Yeah. All women need to be protected and everyone needs to be safe. Yeah. But trans women are women. So they're men. So they're men in the women's locker room.
Starting point is 00:12:18 So now they paint themselves into a retarded corner, which is they go, trans women are women. Okay. Forget about women. Let's just say lawn gnomes. Yeah. You know, trans women are lawn gnomes. And all lawn gnomes need to be protected.
Starting point is 00:12:35 So now you've fucked yourself because you created this thing. You've painted yourself into this corner. So everything that comes out after it is going to sound like, gobbly gook because it has to because it's not rational it's not logical it's not logical well no here's what you can do I think we do this just have a sign that okay I show them again it's the sign can you see it I think it's just no penis well you have to describe what's on the sign I've described a the kind of the kind of C and B cock and balls you would see on a bathroom wall in every men's room in the world with a slash going through with a no parking sledge very
Starting point is 00:13:16 Very good, true. All right. That's funny stuff. I like that you hold it up. All right. So here's the thing. Here's the thing. You can either go, look, I am going to let anyone who identifies as a woman into the woman's locker room, in which case you're going to get biological men in the woman's locker room.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Or I'm not. But all women deserve to be safe. not going to solve either one of those. Right. So it's A or it's B. Right. But he does what all of them do, which is some sort of middle sea ground, which is nothing. Which is where she, where the problem occurred. Well, that's where the problem is. So let's, all right, we'll hear him, Babylon. I imagine. Also know that trans women are also brutalized in this country. So women and
Starting point is 00:14:10 and sister women are brutalized in this country. Are they still now? We have to protect women. We cannot be raped in the bathrooms by men that want to say that women. They're not women. They're not women. I'm leaving. It's okay, but I'm not going to take it. I am leaving because you know what? You guys are not protecting women. You're doing a lot. The bills that you're passing for the law, I read a lot of them. They're great. But there's things with the trans, it's not right. Thank you very much. You know what? Wait, wait. them use our blackness and our civil rights as a reason to pass weird laws for children to transform it's wrong my sister's in jail she can't get free tampons or soap or she can get free transformation medication big format is best tired of yeah scott yeah scott there we go what's the plan we're going so smooth they're gonna go let's talk about another yeah they're gonna clearly look at when we first started talking in 2008 when Aaron Peskin challenge you for all right they well what was his answer. No answer. Well, no, his answer, sorry, his answer was, I'm going to let this continue
Starting point is 00:15:20 because trans women need to be protected. Yeah. I don't know, but I need to be protected by being in the locker room at Golds in the women's locker room. But either way, no answer. And the reason you don't have an answer is because you don't have an answer. You get run up, they get run up with this shit like, you know, it's basically Russian collusion, January 6th, climate change, whatever, the border, just keep talking. They don't have an answer, but they don't have an answer because they're incorrect. I don't think enough people do that. You know, like I used to say quite a bit to my ex-wife, she'd go, where do you win every argument? I go, I don't argue unless I'm right. But if you're right, you do tend to win more arguments. You just have a higher
Starting point is 00:16:12 batting average if you happen to be correct. But it's not how she feels. I get, yes, I get it. But what I'm saying is they aren't correct about things. And thus, there are going to lose the argument all the time because they're incorrect. You worry about women's rights, but you never say anything about what's going on in Africa with Muslims attacking women, you know what I mean, but you worry about women's rights. So, but, so you're wrong. Right. So how, how do you square that? Like, how do you work around that? What, what are we doing? You know, it always, I don't know why, but it always reminds me of one of my favorite scenes, which is in Fargo when the, you know, manager calls the Oldsmobile dealership where William Macy's like working and he's taking a car and he's
Starting point is 00:17:05 basically giving it away or sold it under the table or something. And they're like, we need the VIN number for that car. Yeah, I got it right here. I'll fax it over. No, don't fax it over. Yeah, it must have smudge. No, no, I need you to tell me the VIN number. And what the guy's doing is what happened to me when I was young and I was playing for the East Valley Trojans and they'd give me a brick of 12 candy bars and tell me to go sell them for a dollar piece and then put the money back in a little envelope and return it to the clubhouse,
Starting point is 00:17:38 you know, so they could raise money for new equipment or whatever. And whenever we got to the end of the two-week period, it was the same every year for me. It was three bars still in the box, $3 in the envelope, and five bars missing that I couldn't make up. You know what I mean? Like it wouldn't work, you know?
Starting point is 00:18:01 And I just would sort of look at it and go, well, one bar could have fallen out and broken, you know. But the rallies, I ate the five bars, and I don't have any money. And my family doesn't, is not going to give me any money. And I'm humiliated. I have to, because what they do is I go, return the box. If there are any unsold in the box, leave them in the box, and then have the um, envelope. So, you know, we give you a 12 bars. There's four left at the bottom. So it'll be four bars and eight dollars, you know, it's a dollar bar. And it was, it was two dollars in the thing
Starting point is 00:18:35 and two bars at the bottom. It would never, and it was always this thing of me like standing in line holding this box and them going. What would they say to you? Well, you know, obviously all this shit is nothing. Yeah. But to me, it was a big deal. You know, it was a big deal. You know, it was like a dollar, two dollar. You're, you're coming up three dollars. short, you know, for this fundraiser, you know, you're actually costing them money, you know. And they shame you? I mean, it was, it was like, I, you know, it was, I mean, first off, they, they saw me, they saw my dad, they probably saw my mom, they probably like, okay, this fucking poor pretty fucking shit kid,
Starting point is 00:19:15 you know, he doesn't, you know, I never saw, I, the candy bar would sit in the box, you know, down in the kitchen and I'd just wake up at night going, I got it. it's singing a siren song calling there's nothing in the house but like a sack of wheat flour you know what I mean I was like a candy bar I'm loud it in
Starting point is 00:19:35 oh god I don't think I told her I just like showed up with this East Valley Trojans cardboard box you know and yes it was humiliating but it was always this thing of like
Starting point is 00:19:48 I can't make this math work I can't make it work and that's them That's them with all their bullshit ideas. None of it works. $24 billion into the homeless. What do you got? Well, you know, that money's going toward education.
Starting point is 00:20:04 So where is it? Where is it? You have more homeless. What's going? It's a constant. By the way, you don't have to remove it from the screen. Andrea had the scene up there. There it is.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Do we hear it? The screen's a weird thing. Some stuff will live there way longer than it should. And other stuff gets put down and taken away. I actually thought to myself, well, You've gone along enough if you're probably signaling to me and Andrew, you don't want to listen to it. No, no, I was afraid to say, let's listen to the video. It being on the screen, not going to hurt me, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Well, you know what? I'll say something, and then you'll be pissed at me, just because it's sitting there. Well, you don't have to say something. Yes, I do. You can wait for me. All right, here we go. Hey, how are you this morning? Real good.
Starting point is 00:20:43 How you doing? Pretty good, Mr. Lundigard. You're damn hard to get on the phone. It's pretty darn busy here, but that's the way we like it. Well, that's for sure. Now, I just need on these last, these financing, This is me with the candy bar, and then with the transit. Yeah, but I already got the...
Starting point is 00:20:58 It's okay. The loans are in place. I already got the, what? The $320,000, you got the money last month. Yeah, so we're all set then. Yeah, but the vehicles that you're borrowing on, I just can't read the serial numbers on your application. Maybe if you could just read them from me...
Starting point is 00:21:13 Yeah, but the deal's already done. I already got the money. Yes, but we have an audit here. I just have to know that these vehicles you're financing with this money that they really exist. Yeah, well, they exist, all right. No, no, I'm sure they do. But I can't read the serial numbers here, so you... This is Scott Way here.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Yeah, but... Yeah, but... Yeah, see, um... He's actually looking over. I don't have them in front of me. Why don't I just fax you over a copy? No, well, no, no, well, no, no. Fax is no good.
Starting point is 00:21:36 That's what I have, and I can't read the dark thing. Yeah. Okay, I'll... I'll have my girl send you a copy then. Okay, because if I can't correlate this note with the specific vehicles, then I've got to call back that money. Yeah, how much money was that? $320,000.
Starting point is 00:21:50 I got to correlate that money with the cars. it's being lent. Yeah, okay, no problem. I'll just fax that right over to you. No, no, no, fax it. I mean, send it over. I'll shoot it right over to you then. Okay, fine.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Okay, real good. That's every one of our fucking retarded California politicians. Like, it can't work. Whatever it is you're doing with the schools and the funding and the border and the housing and the homeless, none of it works because it can't. The horrible thing is that he is going to be held accountable and he's got some real serious, you know, shit to bear. Yeah, Scott Wiener's not going to be held now. Nothing. Zero gravity. Moving on.
Starting point is 00:22:24 All right, quick break. Oh, Andrew, look for some Burt Reynolds for Dr. Drew. Look for some Burt Reynolds. Oh, I'm so happy. Take quick break. Be right back after this. You know how it goes, life gets busy, meal prep to suffer. It's the first thing to suffer.
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Starting point is 00:24:39 Have you posted them yet, or can I post later? Yeah, some of them. I don't, I see one of them posted. I don't know if all of them have. have posted i'll just saying that so Andrew can hear it so uh we can we can look into that okay this bill this uh i'll let you Andrew uh look for those um this bill Ackerman thing i saw a billboard out on the all right yep that's us um the bill acman thing yeah the bill actman thing uh i have no interest and it's it's like i i don't know go up talk to a woman
Starting point is 00:25:14 introduce yourself so what i don't get the piling on part of our society. It was the weirdest thing. It's like, I don't know, yeah, go up and say hi, introduce yourself or do it another way. I don't know what Ackerman did. He said in his tweet, may I meet you? Or something like that. And apparently some dude went and used those words and the girl kind of laughed at him and that's where this thing caught some traction. But you don't know, he may have actually gone up and said, hey, I'd sure like to meet you. He may not have used those very words, may I meet you? It's weird to say, may I meet you?
Starting point is 00:25:49 I don't think he would have said that. And so that somehow becomes something he is being hung on. It's so screwed up. Yeah, I'm with you. No interest in it. But I do have a subject I want to get into. But I'll play the latest, Bert. This is Gavin Newsome being voiced by Bert Reynolds.
Starting point is 00:26:14 all actual verbiage coming from his mouth. And this is me trying to ask Gavin Newsom about this subject of traffic in Los Angeles and what we could do about it since it's so bad. And you are the chick in this video. I'm the chick in this video. I saw a billboard out on the 405 said you're not stuck in traffic. You're thinking, how the hell? What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:26:40 Says you are traffic, which I kind of like. Recorded live at Corolla 1 Studios. He kind of likes that. Wow. That's me going, what are we going to do about traffic? And you're going, I'll tell you what I like. I saw Billboard. And it said traffic, traffic, traffic.
Starting point is 00:27:00 And I like it. But you know what? I have no idea. What his point is. Well, what it? Yeah. I want to stop traffic. The reason I react to that, the reason it makes my skin crawl, because I've
Starting point is 00:27:14 heard it many times, but what really troubles me about it, it suggests he's trying balloons like that all the time, nonsensical bullshit, that if they get a little traction, somebody likes it, yeah, I'm going to use that again. I think that's how he got to the check cashing thing. He probably was just sort of, that looked terrible for people. Yeah, talk about that. He just throws balloons out all over the place that are nothing, mean nothing. well that one kind of means the that's almost the opposite of nothing because nothing so here's what this would be yeah if somebody said uh adam what are you going to do about traffic and i went i don't know i don't have any ideas then we're back where we were yeah but this is like you
Starting point is 00:28:02 going i have cancer so i spoke to my oncologist and he said you don't have cancer you are cancer and then he left the room. And I'd be like, I feel worse off. First off, I don't feel like I got a salute. I was going to him for a solution for this cancer. Yes. But he just said it was me. And then he chuckled.
Starting point is 00:28:21 He said he liked it. And then he left. I mean, it is played again, Andrew, just so people can hear how insane Gavin Newsom is when I asked him about what we're going to do about traffic. Yeah. I saw a billboard out on the 405 said you're not stuck in traffic you're thinking how the hell what does that mean says you are traffic which I kind of like that's a problem solver oh by the way you could say I propose legislation to do an uneven day on your license plate in the diamond lane or something or I propose
Starting point is 00:29:05 X, Y, or Z. He didn't say anything. I just went, you are, you don't like traffic? You are traffic. You are. I kind of like that. Which I don't think people fully understand. He has no fucking idea what he's saying.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Because a normal person wouldn't let those words escape their mouth. No. Because you would realize, A, I would think you were dope. And then, B, this problem called traffic, we got, we're no closer to solving it. What's interesting about having Bert Reynolds do it is you can imagine Bert Reynolds playing some comedic character where he said something like that nonsensical. I think there's another one, Andrew. You're going to have to ask Joey now. But I think there is another short one we have.
Starting point is 00:29:50 But we have to figure out what all of them are because now I've collected three or four. You tell me another one you've heard two. Two. This makes two. They heard the original. Oh, this makes two. I've heard two. I think so.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Oh, you may. I think you may be missing a couple. We have to start keeping these things. I told you this is a... You guys are Bogarting on me. Yeah, don't Bogarting the Bertels. Yeah, don't Bogart Bert. I told you guys, Drew loves this the most.
Starting point is 00:30:21 And I told them, be ready because Drew loves it. But they don't care. Ooh, there we go. All right, let's listen to this. What subject is this one? Cleaning up the town. Oh, this is another. one. This is when he gave that presser about cleaning up San Francisco when the chairman of China
Starting point is 00:30:44 showed up. I know folks say, oh, they're just cleaning up this place because all those fancy leaders are coming into town. That's true, because it's true. So what I try to, you know, people, it's funny because people say to me, they go, oh, God. that guy's such an asshole, Newsomers, such a dope. I go, you don't get it. He's a sociopath. He says most politicians
Starting point is 00:31:13 can talk around a problem. You know what I mean? Yes. He doesn't know how to do that. He says, if you're worried about traffic, you are traffic. And if you think, if you're going to accuse me
Starting point is 00:31:26 of cleaning up this shit box known as San Francisco, just because a bunch of dignitaries arrived from China, well, I did because it's true. It really reminds us. It's true. It reminds you of the Utah thing.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Yeah. Salt Lake City. Same exact logic, non-logic. I really mean someone needs to tap him on the shoulder and go, listen. Yeah. When people accuse you of fucking up California to the point where people are leaving and going to other states to start a new life, do not bring up examples of people who left and are living in Utah. And thriving. And having a great time.
Starting point is 00:32:03 That's not what you do. One thing if you said he went to Utah and there they are, he went, no, no, and they're having a great time. He said, they're really making a career out of it. You need to find an example of a guy who grew up in Orange County moved out to Utah and several years ago came back because he missed California. He's not thinking. I don't think he thinks. I know, but there's something uniquely wrong with it. It seems like it.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Uniquely. One more. I mean, just do Burr-Rennels again. That's, that's. I think you have the U.S. Utah one, don't you? I didn't see that one. You've never heard the Utah one? I didn't see it with Bert Reynolds. Oh, you never saw the Utah one with Bert Reynolds? I think so. I think you have. All right, one more Bert Reynolds. The you, moving to Utah one. It's never, it never gets old.
Starting point is 00:32:52 It never gets old. Not for. But it's interesting how the emotion is more rich when you hear it, you know. Well, Bert's a Thesvian, you know. all right we're waiting for it we should have them all in one place that's my that's my computer angle I don't know how computers work but I'd say put all the Bert Reynolds in one folder is that we call it the fancy language yeah folder put them all in one folder and then eventually we'll misname it though we'll misname it mislabel everything yeah it'll say Charlton Brown said it All right, well, you got to give us a little heads up here. Here we go. Love this picture, too.
Starting point is 00:33:36 It's great. I miss Bird. Me too. Former Governor Brown said it best, where the hell are you going to go? And you know, I love Texas. Don't get me wrong. Is that the new California motto? Where the hell are you going to go?
Starting point is 00:33:53 I don't know, but he said it. But it was an interesting point, because where are you going to get so many of the other things in the ballots? You are aware that I've lived there for two decades, essentially. And this is the first time I've had people really talking about not being there. And not that they could figure it out somewhere else. I don't think that's true. I think they can figure out where they're going to go. But it's not a zero-sum game.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Right. Okay. I have a friend who just went to Utah. Beautiful. It may be the right thing for him. They made a ton of money. They have the ability to take their kids out of public school into private school, and they're doing that. I imagine they're not going to turn their back forever.
Starting point is 00:34:30 on California I bet they why wouldn't they yeah exactly they're thriving in Utah they're doing great like a kid's in private school took all that out of California
Starting point is 00:34:42 he doesn't they don't have no sense of assets I know but listen to the points he makes whether it's traffic or clean up San Francisco or people leaving California yeah he makes the opposite point in all three things that's
Starting point is 00:34:56 the thing that's uniquely wrong with him And people don't, they go, oh, he's a double talker. He's a fast-talking politician. No, no, Obama wouldn't do that. No. Obama would be full of shit and racist and everything, but he would never sound, he would be nonsensical.
Starting point is 00:35:14 He would be logical always. Yeah, and then not do it or whatever. But he wouldn't say that. None of this. None of it. Nobody would. I can't think of a politician. Even the great Anthony winner with his festive sign.
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