The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2058 - Dr. Drew Can’t Get Enough Burt Reynolds

Episode Date: November 28, 2025

Adam opens the show venting about how people constantly miss the mark when following instructions, especially his. He then shares the latest installments of his Burt Reynolds AI videos with Dr. Drew, who absolutely loves the bit and dives into why the experiment works so well.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Carolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinski. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on. The judgment. Get it on. Dr. Drew's board first-sized specialist. Dispresent antibacterial specialist.

What's you going on there, Drew? I heard the boys prepping some bird. They seem proud of what they've done, my friend. Well, I went in and I said, listen, I've been on this Bert Reynolds thing for a while. Oh, shit. I just realized we forgot to say Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. We're doing our own shit here.

Okay, yes. And it's basically replacing Gavin Newsom's voice with Bert Reynolds' voice. But it could be replacing any dumb shit's voice with Bert Reynolds' voice as I opened it up. It doesn't need to be Gavin Newsom. Yes. That might be another interesting experiment. But then I was in there. There's kind of a, you know, I've noticed that the New World Order,

you just tell people the same thing over and over and over again. And it's a little pushing a rock up a hill. But I then at some point, I said, you know what 26-year-old Jimmy Kimmel would have done if this Burt Reynolds thing came up, he'd come back Monday morning and he'd have 10 of them because that's what he would do. And I was around during that stuff. And that's when he was sort of a, what would you call that job he had at the morning shows?

He was the sports guy, but he kind of turned it into something more. You know, he turned it. That's the point. He was by grunt work. Yes, yes. That's why he's where he is. And everyone else is where they are and not in a good way for everyone else. But I was sort of explaining that's what young dudes did back in the day, and that's why Jimmy hosts the Oscars for four times.

So young Joey took that to heed and showed up and put together a bunch of them. Did you tell him you like the cut of his gym? Yeah, he said he did Jimmy's best. I said, okay, good. Now, the thing is, as per usual, everyone misses the point just a little bit. of which video. No one really ever really gets the joke I've found. It's always like I've I've found that in my joke adult life. Like I remember let's that's drill a little bit. I remember because I'm no coach. You're the worst but I could remember trying to do like rich man poor man once right

and I was saying to a young not an intern but an AP or something a production assistant. or something. I said, you know, so we're going to do rich man, poor man, right? And so what we're going to do is I say, cars on the lawn. That's a rich man, poor man thing, right? So I go, find me some rich guy with this big estate and he's got all his dozenbergs and everything, you know, parked multiple cars, you know, parked out front on the lawn with the driveway, with the 10 car garage and stuff. And then find me like an old hillbilly, dirt and, you know, junkers all kind of stacked up, parked up on the front lawn of the junker house, right?

Average Valley home, circa 1980, 75. Is that fuck it up? Am I doing it? No, well, no, I wouldn't tell her average Valley house from 1980, Drew. So let's drill on that. So I'm me trying to add to this story by- Well, you never help because you always say something that's nonsensical. I lived in the valley my whole life.

There wasn't eight cars parked on the, nobody had a car parked on the dirt. Oh, I was, I visit, a friend of mine in medical school, family had that house in fucking recita. Okay. It's not the average valley house. The average valley house has no. It didn't feel abnormal. How many houses would you have to pass by in the 80s before you found multiple junker cars on the front line? Okay.

Go ahead. 50. Okay. So that would not be an average route house. It's not there. Fair enough. but don't that's what you do screw the story up but listen

I'm trying to get wisdom out of this no you're not you just jump in with something in name so so the what I fucked up more than anything was the specificity by saying average it didn't and it didn't no no no no no no what you do is the same thing you always do

which is you add on to it but you make it more confusing and less specific it's simple just sort of hillbilly dirt lawn bunch of cars parked in front Not the average house in Sherman Oaks in 1986, true. There's no cars. You're not painting a picture. There's nobody going, oh, yeah, man.

I had a friend who lived in Encino. And another friend who lived in Chatsworth. There was cars piled everywhere. Because it doesn't exist. Yeah. It can exist. Not as an average. But it was in my head.

That's the problem. Right. Yes. Right. But if I said, like, if I said like, you know, just like the average car rental place at an airport and then you went or high-end mall, people'd stop and go, I don't, yeah. And then you could go, I was at a high-end mall once and did see it Davis.

But you're not helping me. You're not helping with the story at all. You were talking about expectations and going into business. class at this is the last show we did where you were think you were going coach you found out you're going business and what i said was and even if you just turned left on the way of the plane that in itself would give you a sense of of you know heightened true gratification and you attacked me for that one i did attack you yeah yeah you know because going left is usually first class but sometimes it's first and business yes yes right but but the whole point is is

either okay here's the number one position you can be in don't interrupt but if you are going to interrupt help help it then you stop and confuse it and then we got to stop and undo what you just said yeah there's a lot of people do that you are you have a blackbell I have no idea why. But a lot of people have this. It's interesting. One day we'll explore it. But anyway, it needed no help.

It was a bunch of house, a bunch of cars in front of a stately manner, you know, rolling hills and multiple drives. And then a dirt lawn with a bunch of cars piled up, rich man, poor men. The average house in the valley in the 1980s, all that does is stop. Anyone who's listening has to now be confused because they think, wait a minute, is that what the average house looked like in the 80s? Yes. But you could have said Kentucky mining country or some, and you could have said a liftout average.

Bakersfield or something. You could have picked that, white trash, anything. All right. Anyway, you just did what this person did. So I told the person, go find images of the estate with the cars in front and then go find images of the house with the cars, the junkers. You know where you saw it? I was in Wisconsin.

A lot of these guys, they all have these projects like rusting out, but parked in front. Anyway, she brought back like the estate, and then she was bringing back. One of the pictures she brought back was just burnt up cars on a road and like Mogadishu that had clearly been strafed by an A-10 ward hog and blown up in like a war-torn area. And I was like, that's not what I'm talking about. And she just kept bringing back pictures of just a junked car, just sitting somewhere. And I'd go, no, no, the house with the junk cars, the projects in the front yard. She never, never understood it, never got it.

How about the rich man side of it? Did she kind of get that one? Yeah, I mean, that, oh, you have to find a picture of a big estate with a Rolls Royce and a Ferrari and a Bentley and everything parked in front. I mean, she kind of found that. The other one, she could never, about, I've spent my entire adult career trying to explain jokes to people and they don't, they don't get it. But they never say they don't get it, and I don't know they don't get it. And I just assume they do because it's, for me, in my mind, it's pretty easy. It's this and that, you know.

So, Joey did a pretty good job. It didn't really, first one we got is Bert Reynolds complaining why he can't get on Rogan. But the problem it is, problem it is with this Newsom clip is Newsom doesn't sound nonsensical and insane. He just grabbed Newsome talking. You know what I mean? But I was sort of, it's still funny. but it's not funny It's not making the point

Not making the point That's what I'm saying But it's still actually funny So we'll listen and then there's a few Coming up there a little more to the point So we'll do that For years and years He'd been attacking me

And it's one way And he won't have me on He's consistently not having me on By the way I'm moving on I have no interest You're done with him Joe Rogan's the Facebook of podcasting He was sitting across

one of the brightest minds in podcasting right now. The guy was in the mic, and there are a lot of people at the mic doing extraordinary things in podcasting. Joe Rogan's got a pretty big audience. You know what? But with all due respect, if he has a big audience, but he doesn't have big enough confidence, I didn't go there to have me on.

Well, you've called him a chicken. But he's been attacking. Here's the thing, these guys, they all have something in common. It's one way they attack, they belittle, they do. demean, they take things out of context. But this is a serious thing. And so often we just sit back and go, oh, God, I really would love to go on. Oh, if Kamala Harris just went on Joe Rogan, she would have won. It's so much deeper than that. And the unwillingness for a guy like that to even have the common courtesy to attack someone and not have the decency to say,

you know what? Why don't you have a chance to come on? Let's have a civil dialogue. I've watched you on podcast with like Sean Ryan, who's a close buddy of his, he had the courage to have me on for four hours, Sean Hannity, folks like that. And so if I go on Sean Ryan and Sean Hannity, what are you worried about? What are you, Joe, you're going to cook me? Or I'm going to cook myself. Well, be fair to Joe, that was pretty nonsensical. There's some funny moments in there. What's funny is, in fact, the Burt part. I agree. And, and And I was like when they pull in tight when he raises his voice. But, yeah, you do, Gavin Newsom, I've, you know, it's weird.

Also, I'm guessing it's mostly chicks who vote for that guy. I try to explain to women all the time. That person doesn't make any sense. They're not fucking tracking. That's not a plan. They're not saying anything. And they go, I like him. You know what I'm saying?

So I think it must be chicks voting for Gavin Newsom because he does not track. He doesn't make sense. Sad said about their prime minister is he's dreamy, therefore that's it. Right. He's in. But he said some stuff in there. Justin Trudeau. Just in Trudeau.

Just Trudeau. Who's not the prime minister. Who was the prime minister? Yes. But he says some stuff that's kind of odd, and it jumps out more as Bert Rebels. I agree. It underscores his insanity, his sort of non-linear tracking. And this notion by that Joe having an opinion about,

about Newsom being full of shit and not, I mean, he would say we're attacking too, right? We're not attacking him. We're just, we're just like, who the fuck is this guy? Well, Joe liked living in California and he moved out because Gavin Newsom fucked up California so badly, then he moved out. So, yes, he has thoughts. He might be pissed, but when he talks about him, he just talks about him just what he, it's Newsom creating when Joe is talking about.

Yes. That's the part he misses. It's as though some sort of personal. attack. Listen, if Newsom would take care of this state, I would be his biggest advocate. Of course. I would jump upon him. They don't also, they don't attach anything to results.

All he'd have to finish the train, help with the homelessness, clean up downtown. That's it. Do it. Let's go. But they think it's more chick think. You don't like him. Yeah, I don't like him because he's fucking up the state. Completely.

Right. All right. We got Bird is Obama attacking Trump. Got Sonny Hauston. What? Racist country. We've got Michelle Obama. See, now this is Joey's genius.

He's picking black women and putting Bert. Bert's voice over Michelle Obama's. Joy Reid. Oh, Jesus. Let's jump down to Joy Reed. We'll just work a way around. Right. So this is Bert Reynolds as Joy Reid.

And again, the experiment is these are people you think you may agree with or you think they're at least good commentators or something once you remove the image the likeness and the voice and you put bert reynolds voice over it you realize okay so what gavin newsome sounded like was a babbling idiot yes but when he's got the deep leg cross and he's moving his hands all over the place and he's having a conversation with some fucking he-she friendly confines podcast bitch well then you kind of watch it and you go okay yeah that kind of makes sense when you You just hear it as Bert Reynolds. You go, what the fuck is he talking about?

Bert looks drunk. So he sounds drunk. But, you know, some of these, I mean, Joy Reid, I'm like, I'm ready. Let's watch this. But Michelle Obama, like, oh, I'm going to feel bad about this. I'm going to start with Joy Reid. I feel bad for. They can't fix the history they did.

Their ancestors made this country into a slave hell. But they can clean it up now because they got the Smithsonian. They can get rid of all the slavery stuff. They got Prager You. They can lie about the history. To the children. They can't originally invent anything more than they ever were able to invent good music. We black folk gave y'all country music.

Hip-hop, R&B, jazz, rock and roll. They couldn't even invent that. But they have to call a white man the king because they couldn't make rock and roll. So they have to stamp the king on a man whose main song was stolen from an overweight black woman. woman wow yeah jewish guys wrote that you ain't nothing about hound up but anyway yeah they really burt underscores the nonsensical thought process of all these people it is it's really interesting to me because it's all incomplete thing yeah it's all incomplete thoughts yeah yeah it's like me going drew you'd even you're you know you're such a bad doctor you your frames are all

fucked up on those glasses man and the you know what she said something made more You come in here, the way you park your car, I mean, come on. Come on, man. Come on, man. What's interesting, though, is I understand the point she's trying to make. Yeah, I know, but she's not making it. No. That's the whole point.

But here's what I'm saying. You know what chicks are doing? They're reacting like your dog reacts when you're in a good mood or in a bad mood, right? Yeah. They don't know the verbiage. Your dog doesn't speak English, but you come walking in and you're like, hey, Snoopy, hey Snoopy. And the dog's in. And you're coming Snoopy bad, you know, they go like, ooh, but they don't understand the actual words, right?

That's where we're at now that people don't, her fucking fans barely speak English and that's all they speak. That's their only language. And the way these open spaces in that her logic make it impossible to have a. a discourse. Yeah, right. There's no dialectic because it's not there. It's like a cloud. It's like, yeah, yeah, your cloud's taking shape.

I'll cleanse here. We'll have Bert as Barack Obama attacking Trump. Let's do that. Bird's good for everything. I know. It turns out. It was Kismet. Do you know Mike Krono is?

Do you know Mike Krono is? Do you hear Mike? Yeah. He wrote a, he wrote, he did a documentary. where he took the wax museum, Bert Reynolds, from the Hollywood Wax Museum when it closed down, bought it and took it to this woman that wanted it in the East Coast. And they have this adventure sort of like, you know, Tu Wong Fu, you know, Julie Newmar, thanks for the memories.

It's sort of one of those sorts of dude adventure documentaries. It's pretty fucking funny. All right. Check it out. Anyway. He's deploying the National Guard in American cities, claiming to stop crime waves that don't actually exist. We've got masked ice agents pulling up in unmarked vans

and grabbing people, including U.S. citizens. Right. Off the streets on the suspicion that they don't look like real Americans. We've got an HHS secretary who opposes proven science and promotes quack medicine, a top White House aide who calls Democrats the whole party domestic extremists. We've got some poor labor economists who got fired for accurately reporting bad jobs numbers that the president didn't like.

I mean, it's like every day is Halloween, except it's all tricks and no treats. That's interesting, too, right? Yeah. That's different. It's more coherent because he's a dude, and he doesn't have... thoughts popping in. So you know what I think, what women do? Yeah.

Women go, you know, so what women do is they go, uh, Shelly, you showed up late to the party. You didn't bring, and you're fat. You know, it's like something pops in in the middle of the critique. You know what I mean? Like can't stay on the critique. You know, it started off. You showed up late and you didn't bring the potato salad.

but halfway into the critique. My feelings are creeping. Your husband cheated on you, like jumps in and then you're fat and they cannot contain it. The other thing that's... But by the way, you want to hear, I mean, go get Nithia Raman talking about fucking... Oh, that'd be good bert. Good bird. Joey, you got nine minutes.

You get Nithia Raman talking about... uh catalytic converters that's just her like these things that are made so easy to take and about the cost of a of a laptop and then they and and we and they're just made so easy on the car that really makes me angry yeah like yeah they're having trouble putting thoughts together but this one is this one is a little different though because he he puts over the top opinions in every one of these like they're snatching up people that look like something. HHS secretary who doesn't believe in proven science. Right, right. First of all, there's no such thing as proven science. There's things that people

think are approximately associated with the truth in science. And he is specifically looking at the areas where there is not consensus or people have never looked. And it's like you put so much opinion into the statements that it sort of moves away from reality. Yeah. Which is kind of interesting, which is more Burt stuff. That's Burt. All right. We'll have to wait for Nithia for next week. Of course. But we got to take a break. We don't have a time up here, so that's why I'm going on. There was. There was. We need a break.

No, I know there was a time, but I'm saying we don't have a time up here, right? Okay. So you don't have to say anything. There was. We need to take a break. All right. Turn left. Take quick break. We're right back with more Burt after this. This November, action is free on Pluto TV. Go on the run. with Jack Reacher. Every suspect was a train killer. Then buckle up for Drive, World War Z. Happy human being we save.

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Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never. All right. Stop defending everyone, Drew. Well, I didn't understand. what you mean by this not time up there. I thought you meant I didn't, couldn't see a time. And I'd seen a time. I don't see a time, but it's gone. Okay. So, but I think we need to

take a break. But I don't see a time. What do you think I'm saying? My clock came down like 10 seconds before you said that. Oh, really? So I saw a time. Oh, I didn't see it on my. Well, then I apologize. Before I said it. Okay. Yeah. All right. Now we got Bert. We got Sonny Haustin. Let's see. This is a racist country. But we also have, why did you get rid of the Michelle Obama one? Didn't we have a Michelle Obama one?

Because I said I'd feel bad about that. Oh, well, who cares? Didn't we have a, on my menu was a Michelle Obama one. But anyway. So who's talking here? Yeah, we have Michelle Obama. Okay. Are we doing Michelle Obama here?

No. Okay. I don't know why take it off. I have a lot of discussions about why take it off the screen, but why take it off the screen. All right. Let's do. We don't know which one this is. Sonny Austin.

Sonny, is Sonny Bert? I want to clarify who's who. This is Sunny Hosten. Bert as Sunny Hostas. And is she interviewing Bita Bias? It's just all signs. It's a diatribe. Got it.

Sonny diatribe. Got it. It just heard the last three one. True. This is a country based on racism and slavery, and founded in it, there is systemic racism and misogyny, and there are people that no one, I've never met anyone that raises their hand and says, I am racist. However, there are people that seem to be able to look the other way when it comes to racism. So you have a president who traffics in misogyny, who traffics in xenophobia, who traffics in sexism, and one, against a black woman.

So don't tell me that this country is ready for a black woman. Don't tell me this country is ready for a woman. Bert. Now she has a different way. She's a little more linear.

Yeah. She doesn't interrupt. Well, yeah, she's full of shit, but she's not interrupting herself with her own dumb thoughts in the middle of each one. That shift into you know, the president.

from the country to the president was abrupt, right? I didn't see that coming. Well, that's what he traffics in, true. Yeah, and then I thought, that's an interesting word. Well, that's what we want to hear. It's lawyerly, and it's calling back to slavery and interesting. It's got to be weird in almost 2026 just to be ensconced in race all the time. I wonder what her kids would report because her kids are, her kids are, her kids

super successful and they've lived with her stuff for their whole life. I just wonder how much infected them, you know, or if they rebel against it or it would be so interesting. They can find it everywhere, and there's a... In our day, we rebelled. So I'm wondering if... No, no, they don't rebel. Left doesn't rebel against their own. The right rebels against their own. Yeah. The conservative dad gets the daughter with the nose ring. Tim Wall's fucking daughter's weirder than he is. You know what I mean? Or Michelle Obama's stepdaughter or whatever.

They go harder that way. Yeah. Which is weird. I ask that all the time. Why aren't you guys rebelling against this? Yeah. Going further. I mean, George Soros' son just wants the money, so he does more of it.

But if my dad was George Soros, I'd be like, oh, fuck this. You know what I mean? But then you'd be out the money. That's easier to do with Jim Carolla because all I'd be missing was that Tony Bennett CD. but that was mine in the first place. I probably could have reclaimed that, right? Imagine me looking at it, see, you know, going, why was it autographed to me?

And then I had to picture my dad sending it to Tony Bennett and having, with a letter saying, could you sign? And then I was like, that never happened. Then I had to picture my dad going to a Tony Bennett concert with like a meet and greet or something afterward. And I was like, that never happened. So where did this come from? He was on Love Line.

He was on Love Line. Yeah. Yeah. And I gave it to him. So anyway. All right. Last but not least, Michelle Obama. Any confusion here, Drew? No. Bert Reynolds is Michelle Obama. Let me explain something to white people. Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern. So when we're straightening it, to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness. That's why so many of us can't swim. And we run away from the water. People won't go to the gym because we're trying to keep our hair straight for y'all. It is exhausting and it's so expensive and it takes up so much time. Braids are for y'all so we can work harder and focus on the work.

So why do we need an act, an act of law to tell white folks to get out of our hair? Don't tell me how to wear my hair. Don't wonder about it. Don't touch it. Just don't. So this is a weird. she now here's a lot of disconnected thoughts from that one she is an exquisite explosive narcissist and people don't really brand don't wonder about my hair don't touch my hair don't ask about

you know it's like shut the fuck up middle age woman what are you talking about who's wondering by the way i can wonder about anything you know what i mean in a free country or just that's just the way we just wonder yeah that's fine yeah okay i wonder about things yeah yeah that's fine number one you gotta listen to the last 30 seconds where she's kind of chiding all the white people that not wonder about her don't touch don't come up to me and ask to touch my hair

who the fuck comes up to you secret service would tackle anyone got within nine feet of your hair yeah yeah it's she is a supreme narcissist that people women it's a weird thing they don't see it in Oprah they don't see it in these women that they don't really understand who they are and what they sound like. All right, one more.

This is the end. We're trying to keep our hair straight for y'all. Y'all. It is exhausting and it's so expensive and it takes up so much time. Braids are for y'all so we can work harder and focus on the work. So why do we need an act?

An act of law to tell white folks to get out of our hair. Don't tell me how to wear my hair. Don't wonder about it. Don't touch it. Just don't. she's a weird she's a weird who's angry and fucking hates

this country you know when I hear Bert saying it I don't feel bad for her like I thought I would I thought I'd feel embarrassed or bad or sad that we have to you know think of her this way but it's like

she's a weird bad shitty person but what she says about her husband chewing I thought oh that is a bad sign and you can't stand to see somebody across from you eating? Ooh, that's aggression. Well, she's angry.

Yeah, yeah. And I don't know, by the way, the whole angry part, it, people go, what do you got to be angry about? I don't know, what's a honey badger have to be angry about? They're fucking angry. Right. You know what I mean? I'm like, well, you stole his honey.

Like, no, he's just fucking a honey badger. That's who he is. That's what a honey badger does. He's fucking angry. Yeah. I mean, she's angry. Well, what was your point, though, that some people are. just angry or that...

Like, she's, first off, she's a malcontent, like 100% does not think about, all she does is... I never heard talk about gratitude. No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. No, no gratitude at all. Speaking of Thanksgiving. Yeah, I don't, I don't have gratitude either per se, but I don't go around blaming black people

for my curly hair. No, you blame whoever's in your field of vision. Yeah. I mean, everything that's like white people, like, don't even, why even saying that? Yeah. You know what I mean? You sound foolish. It's just always a thing with, I mean, look, I'll tell you what she does. She goes, like, as a black person, I'm invisible, you know, and she said that she, she'd go to the ice cream place and, you know, people walk in front of her in line, you know, like. Michelle, Mom. First off, everyone has been cut in front of in line. Oh, for sure. She acts, she, she thinks it's because, she thinks it's because. she's black and then she's stupid enough to say it and by the way nobody hip checks her like no one goes why did you fucking do something and not talk about race for a change you know what I mean

look you're super rich let's start talking about being old white man yeah how shitty that is nonstop all right Drew uh Friday December 5th Santa Barbara Santa Barbara Comedy Club then off to Corona with Jay Moore dos Lagos amphitheater and you can go to amcrow.com because then I'm going to be hitting Fort Lauderdale, Miami, and Fort Lauderdale again. And that'll be coming up December 11th, 14th. What do you got, Drew? Dotru.com, Dr.drew.tv. Please sign up there and get the YouTube.

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