The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2061 - The United States of Somalia

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

Adam and Dr. Drew open the show ripping into wall-to-wall coverage of Trump’s supposed medical issues and how the narrative is being framed. They get into why women, especially in politics,... seem unable to separate feelings from facts, and pivot to the growing controversy around Somali immigrants in Minnesota. Adam then rants about how poorly Los Angeles treats working-class people who own cars, from tickets to towing and everything in between.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:21 You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. in, Chuck, do you put these topics here? Yes. Why do you put them on a pile of papers from last night? Why not put them in the stand? That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Okay. All right, Chuck. Would the right answer be just to understand your psychology? From now on, they will be in the stand. You're correct. I don't know. I just let everyone, everyone just do what they do. I don't know anymore.
Starting point is 00:02:00 I don't, what I never, here's what I don't get. What I don't get is the protocol part. Yeah. That's why I can't, you and I talk about that all the time. Yeah. Try to get people sort of just put the keys where the keys are and just sort of why, just repeat. You know what I mean? Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:19 All right. But anyway, what do you got, Drew? So you mentioned you like something I said the other day on Kaley McInney's show when I was talking about how the press is making so much of Trump's medical conditions, of which he does not have any, where they're making a meal out of dependent edema, which is just swollen legs, which old lady and old men get always, essentially, especially overweight men. And I just thought I'd bring out my own solar purpera. This is what happens as you get older, if you've lived in a period of part of the country that has a lot of UV exposure, you bruise incredibly easily. Even just shaking somebody's hand, my hand just screws on it.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Well, listen. And I'm 15 years younger. The thing where they're trying to do some sort of cognitive thing, or he closes his eyes during meetings or something. First off, here is the deal everybody. You lose credibility and you look foolish when you attempt to do things that are sort of transparent and seem like there's an agenda. And also, as I was yelling at,
Starting point is 00:03:28 that Andrew yesterday, CNN, MSNBC, whoever, ladies of the view, who are talking about Trump's decline or cognitive abilities or whatever that is. You have lost all rights to comment on this subject, considering you just covered with a guy who was severely impaired. You covered for him for a number of years and you said nothing. They said the opposite. Well, it's the opposite. So what I would like to say to CNN is in college programs get into trouble.
Starting point is 00:04:07 SMU got into recruiting, USC got into trouble. They get into trouble, and then they have a five-year moratorium on bowl games. No more bowl games. You guys are on probation for a decade or five years. I don't know how long SMU was. While you shape up, while you change your ways. Well, there can be no more violations along. the way. That's right. That's baked in, but you shall not be able to participate in this thing for
Starting point is 00:04:34 five years. CNN, you have lost your privilege on commenting on the president's decline mentally for the next five years. You can't say a word about it because all you did was lie about the last guy who did have a problem. Like you should, and ladies in the view, you have lost your, you should be on probation just like USC and SMU and whoever, whatever major college program gets busted for some recruiting violation. Am I right? Oh, 100%. Thank you. Yeah. And I, you know, there's a really interesting, sort of a correlator what you were saying. Do you know Mike Benz is? Mm-hmm. So he was doing amongst many other sort of exposés. He was doing one about a Undersecretary of Defense who during the last two years, before the last two years, at the end of
Starting point is 00:05:26 the second year of the Trump administration, the first Trump administration, put out a document that was explicitly treason. It was how to shake Trump from power. Right. And in there, did you see this thing? No. They specifically mapped out a George Floyd type situation and a January 6 type situation, but how to manage the press, how to make sure the press does your bidding for you.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Yeah, none of this would work with an intellectually honest. press or even a press that was independent period didn't it be even honest just just self-regulating let me tell you something Drew you are wishing for something that's not going to happen because there are
Starting point is 00:06:10 too many women who have infiltrated the press and women will let their feelings supersede whatever that the nuts in the bolts or the facts are
Starting point is 00:06:26 So, here's the deal. Women as a wiring, as a general wiring. Well, let's just back it off. Are you ready? Yep. Let's figure it out. All right. The press was exclusively male, all male, 100% male.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Okay. And at some point, it became, I don't know, 60, 40 female or something. I don't know, every second anchors. I mean, when I turn on the TV, it's... I think more. Okay, it seems like more. Okay, it feels like more, right? Okay, women, and I don't know, I don't know if people think this is a knock on women.
Starting point is 00:07:07 It's not a knock on women, but it is a knock on women for certain tasks. You know, I mean, I think we need to understand that. Like, you know, it's not a knock on any creature, but some creatures are better suited for certain activities. You know what I'm saying? I'm listening. You can make the same knock on men. Well, you can make a knock on men when it comes to certain things involving emotions and family and child rearing and stuff like that, right? Not cut out. Not as good. Not as good. But women, and I think the science will back me up on this, have difficulty separating their feelings from the facts.
Starting point is 00:07:56 So it would be very difficult to take a newsroom filled with women who hated the president and then say accurately report on the president. That would be very difficult. It would be less difficult for men. And then on the left, the men are more wired like women. So then it gets blurry at that point. for the sort of God-fearing, gun-toting of God's guts and guns made this country free kind of guys. Those guys have an easier time separating facts from fiction or not at least letting their own feelings bleed into what this subject matter is.
Starting point is 00:08:43 So if you are going to take large groups of females who have a visceral and blind hatred for Trump, but it could be for Biden and it could be for Obama, it could be for Hillary Clinton. It's just they have a very blind rage at this person. And by the way, if you think about it, most all of it is unfounded. so it can't be, you cannot be accurate in reporting this person because you don't even like this, dislike this person for the right reasons. You don't know why you dislike them necessarily. Yeah, you're already incorrect in your dislike part. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:09:24 He's throwing kids in cages. Oh, the cages Obama built? There it is. You know what I mean? Three ways to get rid of President Trump before 2020. That's from Mike Benz. Is that from Vice or Voice? I can't read it from here.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Voice. Voice. Okay. So now we're going to ask these people, look, Drew, you could not get 10 women who hated somebody, male or female, and said, this person is auditioning to be first seat with the cello, with the Philharmonic. Now, they're going to audition for you guys. I know you don't like Larry, but put those feelings aside. and honestly tell me how he's doing on the cello so we can see if he's first seat. They couldn't.
Starting point is 00:10:14 That's not doable for women. And it's not doable for some men. You know how to do those auditions? It's doable for me. They do them behind them. Yeah, blind, but they want to get rid of that. Yeah, yeah. Because too many white guys are better, or Asian women, or whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:10:32 The whole point is this, Drew. You are asking for this. This has to go down this way. So now you take the news organizations and you fill it with women and they have a blind hatred for Trump and how is it they're going to accurately report on anything. They're not going to do it. They can't do it. You couldn't get a kid to do it, could you? You're not going to get women to do it.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I don't even know, you know, Barry Weiss might be able to do it. There's a handful of people who might be able to do it. I don't know many other women who could do it. So you mentioned Barry Weiss. Is there anyone else on the left that's like her that might be able to? There's got to be somebody over there. Here's my point with Barry Weiss. I don't know if she's on the right or the left.
Starting point is 00:11:19 That's the whole point. She's on whatever the side of accuracy is, you know. Yes. Right. Doing her job. Right. Now the left hates it when somebody does their job because then you lose your platform. So they want to blow up Elon Musk because he wants to wrestle Twitter away from leftists and open it up.
Starting point is 00:11:43 So they don't like it. They don't like Barry Weiss because she wants to wrestle CBS News away from leftists and open it up. So it's kind of telling when they don't like. Basically, here's what they don't like. Hey, Minnesota, I want you to meet my friend. He's an auditor. He's going to come in and start auditing things. Can we see the books?
Starting point is 00:12:02 Guess who doesn't like that guy? The people who've been embezzling for 10 years don't like that guy, right? I didn't know what to make of that story. Do you know what to make of all that in Minnesota, the Somali thing? Yes. Is it all that it seems? I mean, it's- I have, I interviewed years and years ago a guy here for my Take a Knee podcast,
Starting point is 00:12:25 my motivational podcast, and I don't even recall his name, but it doesn't matter. Interesting people, interesting insights. And we're talking about Africa. You know, and it's like, when are we going to have enough grain? When are we going to have enough water? You know, when, when, when? And he said, I said, well, you know, what is the problem? Is it the weather?
Starting point is 00:12:46 Is it the rainfall? He said, it's corruption. Yeah. We'll never, they'll never fix it because they have corruption. At certain parts of the world, the culture, the Middle East, things like that. They have corruption. We're getting it here for God's. And Africa, yes, but they have a sort of.
Starting point is 00:13:04 corruption-based economy that we don't really have. You know, we're getting it here. It's like, we didn't have people selling stuff on the streets. I think people thought we had a corruption-based economy here, and that's why they feel justified in being that. Isn't that interesting? No, I mean, sort of. Some of it.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Oh, sorry. My mom thinks it's corruption-based because she's a loser. Right. And she wants to blame it on something. Yes, yes. But people that do well don't have that thought. No, no, but I'm thinking about politicians that are doing egregious things. You're like, how did you do that?
Starting point is 00:13:38 Oh, I'm in charge now. This is the way people in charge behave. So there are places that are corrupt. Yes. And the reason Africa, you know, the reason it's been 45 years since, you know, live aid and African aid and Christmas aid, we raised $10 billion. And the reason nothing ever comes out the other end, right? Nothing. It's, oh, you know, we did $24 billion in homelessness in California. We got nothing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:11 These, Africa's corrupt and the Middle East is corrupt. And that's, but that's how they roll. It's a cultural thing that we don't do. And it's, and it's no different than if you went into a right aid here and you bought a, four pack of C-cell batteries, they'd be, that's $8.99. You wouldn't go, they'd give you five bucks. All right, right. But if you'd, but in Mogadishu, you'd be a fool not to do that, right? All right, is it good, is it bad? Well, it's bad, but it's, it's a culture.
Starting point is 00:14:54 It's a cultural thing. It's a, they have a very, Somali, Somalia's very, very corrupt. So now you bring a bunch of people from that environment. Look, you want to drive around L.A., quiet. Drive around L.A. on a Saturday. Drive up and down the five freeway or the 101 freeway, and look to the side and look at the parks, look at the green spaces, look at the fields.
Starting point is 00:15:24 What are they playing? Soccer. Right. Are they playing polo? No. Are they playing lacrosse? Are they playing American football? football? No, it's hordes of Mexicans taking over playing soccer. You want to know why? That's their
Starting point is 00:15:42 culture. That's what they play. Yeah. And now there's a bunch of them here. Now, when I was young, they'd be playing football because there were three Mexicans and 10 white guys and we're playing football. Now there's 10 Mexicans and three white guys and they're playing soccer. You get it? Oh, yeah. Well, now, are they evil or are they bad? No, they play soccer, and they come here, and they're 150 miles from where they grew up, playing soccer, and now there's a green space. And they're playing soccer. Okay. Are you surprised?
Starting point is 00:16:18 No. Okay. So then you come from a corrupt society, and people go, well, what do you mean? They're corrupt. I don't know. What do you want? Corruption in Somalia is pervasive. Yes, yes. Consistently ranking it among the world's most corrupt nations.
Starting point is 00:16:40 All right. Affecting all sectors, public funds, ports, security, judiciary. Find me the culture that likes soccer the most. And then when they bring them over here, they shall be playing soccer, watching soccer, and engaging in soccer activities. Okay. So then we move them here. and then they culturally hive themselves off. Now, if you'd let them, if you'd force them to assimilate English only and all that kind of stuff,
Starting point is 00:17:08 then we could do this. This is Google. Scroll up on that. AI overview. Right. Right. Okay. So, why are we surprised?
Starting point is 00:17:18 This is my question. Aren't they doing what they did and what they would do? Now then, there's a second layer. Second layer are white politicians realizing that that's their constituency and not wanting to discipline them for lack of a better term, right? Right. And because they're going to vote for them. Oh, they even have voting corruption, too. I mean, like, you know, vote manipulation.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Yeah, yeah. That's corrupt. Hey, we're here. We're there. Well, they're right on time for our country. Right. So the white people realize that's their constituency and they need to back them. And then also people learn very quickly, as you would, Drew.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Stop reading the board. If I sent you to Somalia, right? And I went, go to Somalia and start ripping off the government, you know. And then you go, what if they caught me or what if they start coming after me or what if they were on to me? Tell them you're white and you're from Pasadena and this is a hate crime and they'll leave you'll love. Tell them you're from the Pasadena Las Robles area. Yeah. Old town.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Tell them old town. Tell them old town. It'll scare them. Okay? Do it. And then you would, then you would do it. So they play the race card and the Tim Walts and the mayor, they realize they're constituent. And also, whether it's Gavin Newsom or Karen Bass or whatever, I don't know. Do they care about the money?
Starting point is 00:18:51 I mean, that don't seem. Take care. Do taxpayer money? No. It doesn't seem to be a big deal. No, this is the main theme in all of our government. They don't give a shit about what happens to what they do with your money. Well, here's what it is.
Starting point is 00:19:03 It's their money. You give them your money. So it's their money. It's their money and they don't want a bullet train, but they do want votes. Yeah. So give it to the Somalis. Get the votes and don't worry about it. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:21:39 What was the pie? You were outdoors somewhere. It seemed like you were, felt like you were in Nalibu or something, maybe. The myth of the nobility of the people? I don't know. Drew watches stuff, but he doesn't ever write it down. Well, I can tell you exactly. I can tell you exactly what we said. Where was it? That's what I'm saying. Two guys, two dudes. You're interviewed. You're outside. And you're going a wide variety of topics. Are you Yuri Geller? I know it doesn't narrow things down.
Starting point is 00:22:06 No, what I'm saying is here's what normal people do. They make notes. They go Twitter. Here's the clip. You guys get the clip. Here's what Drew does. Good. Adam with a hat somewhat. I know you got strange glasses on, too. Find the hat with the glass. Find the hat with got a hat. I don't know what color it is, but it's on the inner world somewhere. Yeah, no, write the shit down if you want to talk about it. Well, the bottom line was, it was something I've sort of heard you talk about before, but not quite as explicitly, which was.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Wait a minute. Andrew does all the videos. Where is this nobility of the poor? You didn't use the word nobility. I use that. You were talking about how you grew up with poor people and they were lazy. and weren't so interested in working hard. And it was a myth.
Starting point is 00:22:52 They were horrible. And the myth was this sort of nobility of, you know, that they're kept down by the man. They can't do all these wonderful. Maybe it was Rogan you were watching. No, it was not Rogan. It was, it just went around. You guys are looking for it. I just went around on what that would?
Starting point is 00:23:09 On, uh, Instagram. Instagram. Yeah. Okay. And it wasn't your, it was a clip Joey put up maybe. Yeah. On Instagram. They'll put it up there.
Starting point is 00:23:19 It's not important. I just thought it was interesting. But we're curious now because we do all the video and we don't, no one knows what you're talking about. But keep going. I can find it. You can find it. Is I in this studio? No, you were outside.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Outside. And I would swear you might have been outside like in Malibu. Because it seemed like you were sort of, and I'm not even sure these guys were, they were there British. Is that perhaps? I don't know. I didn't hear them talk, but I just had this feeling you were talking to. Oh, oh, okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:47 All right, all right, Drew, I got it, I got it. I got it. All right. That is Triggeromics. Triggeromics, yes, that was it. All right. But you could write it down. Yes, that was it.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Yes, they interviewed. Now, here's the confusion. Okay. When Drew says we're outside, you then picture me standing up in Malibu. We're in a home. Like a balcony or something. We're on a balcony sitting down. Yes, I could have brought, I could have said that.
Starting point is 00:24:14 You could have said we're on a balcony out then, because when you say, outside talking. No, it was a house that was overlooking Los Angeles. Okay, Trigonometry. Yes, I got it. So nobility. Right. They put a clip out. And what was I saying? You were saying that this notion that we are led to believe that it's the state of poor that's keeping down these very motivated, very intentional, noble people, you beg to differ with that. That there's sort of more, You grew up with everyone, poor. Yep. And the ones that stayed poor, stayed poor for a reason.
Starting point is 00:24:48 All right. Well, so let me give me my... I went full Jane Goodall with poor people. I lived amongst them. Yes. And I was taken in as one of their own. Yes. Because I was fucking poor, too.
Starting point is 00:25:02 You were. Okay. They couldn't tell you weren't one of the chips. And then my friends were poor. And here's what I was. Okay. Now, there are... Now, hang on, I'm going to go...
Starting point is 00:25:11 One thing I want to frame it with. Because you've also always said that being poor so much bullshit does keep you down. Parking tickets and impounding car and all the things that make it just, oh, impossible to climb out of. But go ahead. Now frame it. Yes. Okay. There are things you can do for poor people, like not have gas cost $6 a gallon.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yes. And not aggressively enforce every part of parking where your bumper is hanging eight in. inches into a red and the rest of your car is not and they give you a ticket when I worked construction and I worked during earthquake rehab downtown and I've told you this before and the no street parking thing was always like 10 a.m. to noon and there was no parking because we're in Korea town and we're working on these multi-unit apartment buildings and the old apartment buildings built in the 20s and the 30s. There was no subterranean parking. There was no code where he had to provide. You know, you want to build an apartment now. You need two parking
Starting point is 00:26:22 spots for every unit. That's what the city's going to say, or one for every unit, or two for two bedroom and one for one bedroom, whatever. Back then it was five stories, 65 units. Good luck. Good luck. Yeah. And so we were just parked a quarter mile up the street. But of course, of course the street sweeper would come from noon to whatever. Now, the street sweeper didn't come often, but the meter maid always showed up. So you would get the ticket for street sweeping, even though the street sweeper didn't show up half the time, because that didn't behoove them. But they raised a lot of money. So it would be a Wednesday, and at 945, the call would go out.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Street sweeper, parking tickets, and everyone would file out of the building. And we'd have to go find a place to move our trucks. But keep in mind, now it's all on one side of the street. And I just remember one time I saw that the street sweeper had gone by because the tracks were wet. It was a wet tracks that the street sweeper left. And I went and then pulled back. into that spot because the street sweeper had passed. And the meter made pulled up and was starting to write me a ticket
Starting point is 00:27:45 and said, you know, I said the street sweeper had passed and I pulled back in. I said, no parking 10 to noon. I said, you know, it's 1145. I go four street sweepers. The sign says no parking 10 to noon, four street sweepers. Yes. And the street sweeper had passed, and we're trying to do a job here.
Starting point is 00:28:09 And he's like, I'm going to start writing right now. And I'm like, for the street sweeper. The whole point is, is ask me when the last time I got a fucking parking ticket, 27 years ago. And I'll tell you why. I have a garage. I have a driveway. I don't live in a one bedroom in Hollywood like I used to live off of Franklin where I would get tickets because I had a fucking park on the street. And the streets of the, but there's no.
Starting point is 00:28:35 place to park. Yes. It is, L.A. is, L.A. has no public transportation to speak of. Right.
Starting point is 00:28:45 You must own a car. Yep. And they're super expensive and they tack and they're all up every, so a car. But they want you out of their car, but they give you no alternatives. Gas is six bucks a gallon. The DMV, you don't get out of there for under 500 bucks. Yeah. You get a ticket for everything.
Starting point is 00:29:05 all the time. And that kicks the shit out of poor people. And then you get your car impounded. And now they got your truck and you can't go to work, but you don't have enough money to get it out of the impound. They fuck your shit up. The best thing they could do, you know, Gavin News and Karen Bass, the people, the brown people of the poor people,
Starting point is 00:29:27 is to fucking back off on all the car shit. Everything is nuts. By the way, you can't afford the parking. is, yo, you want to park it, you want to park at L.A.X? $85 a night. Yes. Do you want to park at Burbank? It's $45 a night.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Like, then you end up parking somewhere you shouldn't park down the thing and then you get your car towed. Yeah. Because you don't have the money. So they fuck you up with the car thing. I, everybody I grew up with was poor. Most were fairly lazy. Lazy in that, you ask me what I'm doing this weekend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Ask me. And what are you doing this weekend? Yeah. Asked me what I did last week. What did you do last week? I worked. I've never seen any of these people work a weekend. Ever. Ever.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Never. Never. Never Saturday. Never Sunday. Did a lot of them start with skipping school and stuff? That kind of thing? Yes. They're all shit students.
Starting point is 00:30:24 They all did a lot of projection. Meaning. Blaming. They did a lot externalizing. Blaming. Yeah, the teacher, whatever. They didn't like me on this bus. So the guy bus was there too early.
Starting point is 00:30:36 They're shit students. They're wild procrastinators. There's a substance part that's like part of the equation, you know, like a little too much. They smoke, they drink, you know. They spend their money on cigarettes and beer when they should be saving for something else or whatever it is. Now, here's an interesting question. By, by the way, they have no delayed gratification. They're completely impulse buyers on everything.
Starting point is 00:31:02 they'll spend they'll go out that's a big problem they'll go out and make eight nine bucks an hour digging ditches working hard whatever go to the bar that night
Starting point is 00:31:15 and buy seven Heineken's and that'll be the day's pay yeah like that's how they do it they don't save they never fucking think about what about next Monday or what about next year or what about next decade
Starting point is 00:31:29 they never plan they don't say they're in a mode of getting shit for free and like trying to rip people off kind of they're all they got a little scam artist in them like a little work this system a little they're not criminals but they're definitely take shit you know um they have a little self they have an entitlement problem and they have a discipline problem they're not disciplined and there's just lots of like you know, I got my buddy a job doing earthquake rehab because it was $18 an hour and he was making $8 an hour
Starting point is 00:32:07 and at some point the foreman couldn't find him and we looked around and he was in one of the vacant units sleeping. Oh, you laugh. By the way, that's called a Tuesday. That is a fucking Tuesday with these guys. You go, oh, boy, no, no, no. That's how they live. They work that way.
Starting point is 00:32:29 They make bad decisions. They do not do delayed gratification. They have impulse problems. There's a little substance thing. There's a little, there's a little, there's, it's really, there's a discipline thing. They're not really focused, and they're certainly not noble. And they don't give back. The last thing they do, they don't work Saturday.
Starting point is 00:32:49 They sure as fuck don't volunteer down at the animal shelter on. They don't do anything unless you pay them. They don't do anything for free. Nothing. No training. No, Groundlings classes, no, learn to be an EMT. You know, uh-uh, you pay, they don't leave the house unless you pay them. So, and they're not that smart.
Starting point is 00:33:09 They're not that honest. They're not that magnanimous. Like, they don't help the, they're not good at all. At all. I grew up with these people. They're fucking lazy. And all they do is project. How much of that is the result of being in a poor family that's stressed and
Starting point is 00:33:28 chaotic and substance and blah, blah, blah. I mean, look, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree and whatever, but it's not, they're not stressed. They're not, I would tell them all the time, hey, man, get your shit together. They're not stressed. No, they're unstressed. No, my buddy Chris got run over by a car intentionally, and he ended up getting like $13,000 from the insurance company.
Starting point is 00:33:56 I flat out told him, I said, you're never going to. got to see that much cash again. Don't squander it. Like, you know what I told me? I said, get books and tools. Get tools. We're in construction. We got to buy tools.
Starting point is 00:34:09 And he said, fuck that. He went to Hawaii for six months. Oh, Jesus. He went to Hawaii for six months and just went to strip gloves. And that just came home after six months because the $13,000 was gone. Oh, my God. He went to Hawaii for six months. I said, buy tools.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Buy tools. You need the tools. You'll keep the tools. You left for Hawaii the next day. Gone for six months. Oh, 100%. That's all these guys do. And let's be clear, Chris is a success story, ultimately.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Ultimately, but they don't listen to it. And no one listen to a fucking word, I said. You know what they called me? What? Walt. Do you know why they call me Walt? No, why? Because Grandpa Walton.
Starting point is 00:34:56 with the guy going, I'll penny shaved, there's a penny earned, and they'd be like, okay, Walt, we're partying, you know, and I'd go,
Starting point is 00:35:04 listen, you've got to buy tools, you got to save money, you got to get the insurance for your truck. Okay, Walt. And they just go buy beer and leave. Wow.
Starting point is 00:35:15 I know people say, I ran in a friend of mine two days ago in Santa Barbara, my buddy Lance, right? And he goes, these guys sold their thing.
Starting point is 00:35:24 They go, what's Ray up? I go, he does construction. He still does construct. Yeah, that's what he does. I told him 40 years ago, hey, man, you don't want to be doing this shit when you're 60, do you? Oh, well, evidently.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Well, they don't want to do whatever it is they got to do not to do it. Yeah. All right. So no forethought, they are not noble at all. All right, Walt. At all. They're not noble at all. All right. Florida today.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Mm-hmm. Oh, wait a minute. No, Florida tomorrow. That's right. Tomorrow night. Going to be Fort Lauderdale at the improv and then two shows Friday, two shows Saturday at the Miami Improv and then back to Fort Lauderdale on Sunday. And then we got a thing coming up with Brad Williams at the Sagebrush Cantina. I don't know what the date of that is. The date is the 8. Yeah, we're doing a live pod there. But that's fun. And that'll be good. In the Valley.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Out here. Yeah. What do you got, Dr. I'll go look for X. Ask Dr. Drew, Tuesday, and Thursday at 2 p.m. Pacific, 4 p.m. on Wednesday. And check out my interview. Did I talk to you about interview with Tish Hyman? Maybe the next episode we'll talk about that.
Starting point is 00:36:47 We'll do that. All right. Until next time, Madam Corby, Dr. San. Mahala. free with all the best movies. But all the days are brutal. So we're feeling full. Stream Pluto TV.
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