The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2062 - Ookie Cookie Sold Separately

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

Dr. Drew kicks off the show by recapping his recent interview with Tish Hyman, sparking a wider conversation with Adam about transgender athletes and fairness in women’s sports. Adam then pivots to the growing graffiti problem in Malibu, pointing out how the tagging is exploding even as real construction lags. The guys close by revisiting classic bits from The Man Show, including the “Fraternity Action Heroes” sketch and “Black Belt Adam,” and break down what still holds up today.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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457. Okay, so I said I would have discussed my interview with Tish Heim. which I did on the streaming show I do. Yeah, I interviewed her brother, Buster. You're so funny. That's for you, Chuck. You know what's a shame is that if people knew what radio was anymore, you could immediately launch into weather and traffic.

But people don't have any concept of what that even is anymore. Oh, my God. Yeah, Shimon. Yeah, so she. told me her story about the incident in the locker room where a transgender female came in. Oh, Tish Heimann, the black lesbian, who's very outspoken. Yes. Really interesting talking to her.

This person, the perpetrator, followed her to different gyms. Different gyms. Different gold gyms. I think it happened two or three times, but the last time this person came in there and went, you're gay. these women are more interested in looking at my dick than you are because something like that. And you need to, you need to, something about being straight bitch and shut up kind of thing. And she was like, literally, she said, she couldn't process what this person was saying.

Like, what is good? Get out of here. Just get out. And then I saw today on Pierce Morgan's program, a female tennis player was saying no men in women's sports. and I thought about something we haven't talked about in a long time. I haven't with you, maybe you brought it up with others, but when you and Jimmy did that demonstration where you played basketball against those famous college twin

who were exceptional basketball players, females? Well, they weren't famous, but they played basketball in college. Yes. And you're essentially bet that two guys that really don't play basketball would be able to beat these accomplished collegiate. Egypt athletes because of the imbalance between male and female essentially bodies. Right. Right.

And so what happened? I mean, I think we won, but I think, I mean, it was a man show bet, so we had to lose because what people didn't really understand is that the man show was about us being the heel, not about us winning. Otherwise, it wouldn't have been funny. Right. It would be, but, but yeah, I mean, we could be better. The video I saw was these women getting very frustrated.

Me and my buddy Ray could beat most of the girls who played two-on-two, like in college, you know, back then, you know. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So. So, and that was just based on body, you know, then that ability or anything else. Oh, they're girls, you know. I don't know, you know, we've, we've entered a realm, which is kind of an interesting realm, which is, um,

unfortunate, which is people on the left have caused us to be distracted and have to argue about everything in perpetuity so there can be no movement. So it's basically I am saying, you know, look, we're all trapped on this island and a storm looks like it's brewing. And I have building experience, so I'm going to build us a shelter, but we don't need the bit. But the point is, we still, I wanted to see fraternity action heroes, by the way, which you don't even remember that one, and I never remember it either. Someone find fraternity action heroes. Anyway, we couldn't find it, but it made me laugh.

But anyway, I'm not in it. But okay, here's your bit. All right, you ready, Drew? Yeah. Don't put stuff on the screen when I'm talking. Thank you. Drift. Yes.

So I go, in the past, here's how it would work, right? Yeah. I would go, I have building experience. We're trapped on this island. And here's what I need. Men, go out and get some palm fronds and wood, as much wood as you can carry. Women, clean up this area here. Let's get all the rocks and debris off it.

So we have a clean area set up here. that storm's blowing in, and we probably only have hours before the rain's hit. All right, let's go. And in the past, we were just gone. But now some bitch raises her hand and says, why do we have to stay behind and clear the area? Why are only the men? And then are you sure Pomfran's is the best way to go? And then you go, okay, you have a better idea than promfant?

I don't, I didn't say it did. I just asked if you think Pomfran's is the way to come. I go, I build the storm's rolling in, and they go, well, I was talking to Anita, and we thought that we should have a vote to see. Anyway, we'll talk for four hours, we'll argue for two hours, and then the storm will come in and ravage all of us, and we'll have no shelter. And that's, that's what we're at. That's where we're at. That's right. It's just, bitches be talking.

It's just women, talk and talk and argue and talk, and you don't think women. and it's just like, we're just going to keep going, let's keep going, and then eventually we're done. I mean, when you hear Bert Reynolds speak as Whoopi Goldberg, and I think you heard that one. Well, she sounds like an insane person, but what is she doing? She's just talking.

Look, they have, by the way, kudos to them, they successfully, it's essentially, it's essentially like you're at work, or let's say I'm at home and I'm putting together a piece of IKEA furniture. And my woman comes up to me and goes, I think on average women are taller than men. And then I put down my Allen ranch and I go, what? And she goes, on average, women are taller than men. And then I go, no. Well, first off, I'm nine inches taller than you.

So they, yeah, but Brittany Griner from the NBA. And I go, what, but, but, next you know, five hours has gone by, we're talking about, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about, nothing, nothing that works, nothing that's true, nothing that can work. And then you look down and she goes, where's my bookshelf? And I go, it's a pile on the ground. And they go, why is it? I want to use it.

And it's like, you just pulled me away from this thing to talk about nothing for the entire Saturday. And now there's no bookshelf. We didn't do anything because we argued about bathrooms. I don't know if it's intentional. Do not want the bookshelf. What is your, what is your, you know, I revisited the, you know, school closures and the teachers and heroes and stuff. It's like, I just said, look, either you're cowards or you're dumb or whatever. Get the fuck back to work, you know, and they're all like, well, you can't tell.

It's like, okay, talk, talk, talk. The school's been closed for you. year and a half. Just keep talking. Keep talking. But that's, they're process people. They want, look, I woke up this morning. I went down PCA. You looked out the window. There's new graffiti on, on the, on the, on the, now these structures, these burnt out structures have been sitting so long, they're getting tagged. Perfect. Well, because everything in LA gets tagged eventually, if it sits. If you stood, if you stood in one place long enough, you'd get, you'd get tagged.

You would get tagged. Now, everything is getting tagged. Yeah. And it's not really about, here's what it is. Are you ready? Uh-huh. If you run a warehouse in Pico Union and downtown or whatever, right? Mm-hmm.

And you install a brand new white roll-up door, it will be tagged that night. Yeah. Okay. But if you live in Sherman Oaks and you just painted your friend's white, in front of your house. It might take a couple of months to get tagged. This is Malibu. This is the ocean. It took several months. It took six, seven months. But if it sits long enough in Los Angeles, it will get tagged. And now it's being tagged. And there is no movement and there's no building and there's no discussion. There was a tagged wall in the

palisades that said, thanks Karen Bass for ruining my house down. That got painted over almost immediately. Interesting. Yes. That's interesting, right? That was taken care of. All the other tagging, no, it's not going to be taken care of. We're not building anything. We're not doing anything. What are we going to do? We're going to have a meeting about it, and we'll talk about it. Like my house now, Meribass, and it's burnt down. It sure looks like a... Banksy. Banksy. Yes, right. But here's the point. Was it a banksy that they painted over? That's what I'm wondering. I think it was probably a feel-like, but I drove past that same thing. It lasted like two weeks. I'd like to concede, though,

make it look like a Banksy and see if they... It was painted over. Now, why you need to paint a wall, and it's holding up a hill that's with a burnt out house on this is this is uh two weeks later wow they painted who do you think painted that over okay they're not going to paint over anything in malabo by the way the people own the property they're not maintaining it because they don't give a fuck because fuck you you won't give me a permit i'm not going to go take care now i'll tell what the next balzy sign is the city's going to issue ordinances that will find the home homeowners if they don't take care of the graffiti. That'll be the next.

We'll see if they're balls enough for that. Just in Malibu. I mean, why not elsewhere? We do it here. What about that giant building that's sitting behind Staples? That's their building. They don't, that's, that's, I have a building. I've had it tagged.

I get an ordinance. You got one week to clean this up. Oh, that's interesting. Across the street, your shit's all tagged up. The freeway's all tagged up. They don't care. Well, it's theirs. There's theirs.

Yeah. Right. Okay. So we have fraternity action heroes. Oh, my God. You haven't seen this under it? Never. I mean, I bet you have.

I've been waiting. I wanted to see this on ACS. I brought it up. We couldn't find it. Now we found it. Oh, my God, I'm so happy. Fraternity action heroes. Fraternity action heroes, five tough guys, one tough fraternity,

Smitty, Wojo, Big Dave, Pooter, and the Toad. I'm the evil team, and I'm the evil team. I'm gonna shut your house down if you don't pass tomorrow's exam. Forget you, Dean. We're going cruising and my dad's femur to pick up some ecstasy for our party with the cap-hook. Ah! Oh, yeah. He's going for the record.

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! I can't feel my legs. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Collect all five so you and your friends can act up classic fraternity ritual. Oh, my God. Fraternity action heroes, oaky cookie sold separately. Where are those kids now?

We got to interview them. That's what I want to interview. I told people, tell people the man show was a funny show. It wasn't. What are you guys doing, drinking beer and making fun of girls? I go, no, no, we did funny bits that were, like, well-executed. We had to make action figures and oaky-cookies. and evil deans and mini pony cakes and a goat comes with a goat and an oaky cookie we had to

write the song and the themes we had to record everything we needed to set the we needed to build a fraternity a mini fraternity action house like we had to build all that stuff we have meetings with the art department the music department and it's like fuck y'all I was like you guys shit around make fart jokes all day? Yeah, that's what we did. That's why the show was so popular, because we just sat around, made fart jokes all day. Yeah. You guys have seen Mascula out, right? Yes? I love it. Have you seen, what was the other one ever after? What was that one? Oh, yeah, they've seen, they've seen that. What was that one called? Rest assured. Always hated the name. I could never come up with a good name. Was that it, rest assured?

It was called Rest assured. It was my bit. It was my right. It was my idea, but I never liked that. I wanted a title that had like a hook. So I try to do a good pod on your behalf. Like Mascoil out was a good name. Masco was a commercial about how to get male protein stains out of clothing. No, it was a special detergent. Yeah, to get male protein stains out, moms, help moms. Help moms.

And then the rest assured was a organization that would sweep in like a SWAT team. and take care of your apartment if you died. It was a service you sign up for. Right. And they'd sweep in and clean your apartment out, so nothing embarrassing was left behind should you die unexpectedly. Yeah, listen, it was a good, true idea that was based on my roommate at the time. I mean, I didn't have a roommate when I was with The Man Show,

but years earlier, I had discovered this thing with my roommate. I found a gun and handcuffs and a porno magazine and stuff and I just told him I'll clear it out for your parents get here if something happens to you But his parents loved him You know what I mean?

Like my, I don't know my mom I don't even know what the I don't know what the process would have been Like I don't My dad died, my mom died And I didn't go to either one of their houses To look around for stuff You know what I mean?

I'm not I don't think my dad or my mom would have showed up to get belongings. Right. Right. Right. I don't think so. Do you? Not yours. No. No. They wouldn't have, it wouldn't have occurred to them. Well, when you were poor, anyway. Right. If I said to my mom, I have a valuable, you know, Faberget egg or something, she would have showed up to look for it. I, that I, that's the other thing poor people do, we're talking about, whatever, it's all about them. It's all about them. They don't do shit for other people.

They take stuff from people. Well, it's a weird, I get that survival, it's got to make you that way, right? It's not survival. It's a code that's been bestowed upon them, which is like, you got to take care of yourself. You've got to take care of yourself, you know? And when you keep beating people. people over the head with you've got to take care of yourself, especially with some other sort of invisible boogeyman out there, because that guy's going to take it from you if you

don't take it from him first. You know, that kind of, they get a lot of stupid shit. Like, you take care of you because you know people are going to try to take it from you, you know, that kind of stuff. And then they, then they gives them the green light to do sort of immoral things, you know. Because they're victims. Yeah, yeah, they're victims. Yeah, it's not all out larceny.

It's just a little bit of a, there's. why if something i'll give me an extreme example if somebody gets into a accident like a you know a bad accident on a bird scooter they're laying on the ground and the bones sticking out from their thigh and they're writhing in pain and you walked up to them and you went hey man could you detail my car they'd be like are you what are you nuts like look at me right yeah well this is sort of that i've been injured i've been down i've been held down i've been kept down and then you're going How about you donate some money to the future farmers? And they go, me?

I'm the guy who I'm held down. I don't do. I need the donation. I need the donate. Right. So they're not in the philanthropic mode at all. They're in what can I get for free? What I've been victimized?

What can I get? Right. Which is a problem because they don't do. Now, that person is not saving for their kids college fund. And by the way, this thing, you know, this sort of aOC, well, what if a mom's just stealing a loaf of bread? That person doesn't exist. These people are getting their nails done. They're getting their fucking hair done.

They're drinking wine coolers. They're not working on weekends. Stop with the fucking nobility thing. Just a loaf of bread so they can feed their starving. You're making this. This is a dickens play. It's like the dickens play. Yeah.

You're making this. Up, Gavin Newsom. The face of homelessness is a junkie, not a poor mom who got divorced. What are you doing? AOC of loaf of bread. No one steals a loaf of bread. By the way, no one needs a loaf of bread. The whole world to me looks like a sort of madmen-style Madison Avenue sales job.

Like everything. Yes, everything's like everything. Like you have to stop and think about reality. for a second because we've been sold so many things that aren't real that are fucked up. I want to see Fraternity Action Heroes. It's a minute to make me that. Where are those kids? And did their moms have some notes for you guys? They never, the moms, you know, first off, a mom will cast their kid in a snuff film.

I've learned. Secondly, we would have, I mean, all right, we would have a big meeting, you know, and we'd have the art department, like, we need Smitty and we need, We need the toad, you know, he's John Belushi, you know, in this. We need the house. We need the oaky cookie. We need a goat. You know, we need a keg.

We'd cast all the kids, you know, we need a black kid in there. One kid was the man show boy. That's what I thought. Yeah, that's Aaron. Hey, should we take a quick break? Because I have some other Instagram stuff I want to get, I prepare for you. You're right, Drew. Quick break.

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Fraternity action heroes. Five tough guys, one tough fraternity. Smitty, Wojo, Big Dave, Pooter, and the Toad. I'm the evil dean, and I'm going to shut your house down

if you don't pass tomorrow's exam. Forget you, Dean. We're going to cruet and a MacDat's beamer to pick up some ecstasy for our party with the capos. Very animal house. Very interesting. You're going for the record.

Drink, drink, drink, drink. I can't feel my legs. Collect all vibes, so you and your friends can have a fraternity ritual. No! No! Fraternity action heroes. Bookie cookies sold separately. Oh, my God.

Yeah. And so I'd be on the phone with like Comedy Central, you know. Standards and Practices. Well, yeah, I'd talk to Debbie Liebling. They're all middle-aged women, you know. And they'd be like, you can't say jacking off on a cookie. I go, okay, we're just going to show them from the waist up. Yeah, but you can't say okay cookie cookie.

You can say fraternity rituals? Can we say fraternity ritual? I don't know. Let me check with standards. So, no, we won't. No, but we'll say oaky cookie sold separately at the end. So if you watch the end of that thing, the script probably said in playing hooky-cookie, and they show the guy's beating off. But they went, you can't.

Too much. Too much. So they'd go reenacting fraternity rituals. But then we're still going to get the ooky-cookie at the end, because we'll go includes ooky-cooky. And then you can do the math. Yes. All right. All right.

Just watch it. This is an argument I had, right? H. I can't feel. He's going for the record. Drink, drink, drink, drink. I can't feel my legs. Collect all five so you and your friends can act out classic fraternity rituals.

Yeah! Fraternity action heroes. Okay, cookie sold separately. it was all analog like we had to make all the graphics and do all the music and every to do all this shit and it'd take a lot of time and we'd build the set you know put the walls up in the room like how much discussion was there in the particular characters the fraternity heroes is that like quick like zoom the here's If I know, I'm not sure Josh probably wrote this bit, who's the deaf rat guy.

And he probably knew Moose and Mike F. And he kind of had this world populated a little bit. Yes, yes. You know, and like I wasn't in, I didn't go to college. I wasn't in the Greek system. But it's very, but Animal House was only 15 years old about that point. So it'd been around for a while. Yeah.

No, no. Yeah, but I wouldn't know the Thetas or the. whatever. It's like, this wouldn't have been up my alley at all. He probably wrote this. You know, Oaky Cookie is probably his thing, but like I said, they didn't, they wouldn't let you say jack off on the cookie or let's play Oaky Cookie. They wouldn't you say underpants, right?

Isn't that one of your other big? Then when we say underwear instead of underpants, I would get a lot of arguments with the executives over there, lots of legal arguments. because we're trying to do stuff. We're trying to do stuff that was weird. Like, you've got kids jacking off on a cookie with action heroes, you know, and doing weird drinking and taking ecstasy. Yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? Talking about ecstasy with 10-year-olds, you know. And so there was like a lot of had to fake it. You know, when I did Blackbelled Adam, I did that whole bit in front of, kids, but Black Belt Adam, we cut away to the kids and we'd cut back to me

saying horrible things, but it didn't say it in front of the kids. And the way it's edited, it looks like it looks exactly like I'm saying horrific things in front of because there was some of that. You have to kind of work out. The moms, the mom's first and foremost,

one of their kids on TV. It's the weirdest thing. isn't it? The part were the oaky cookie and the ecstasy and stuff. They're proud of it. They weren't proud of it, but I said they wanted their kids, they're first and foremost, they wanted their kids, but Drew, don't be dumb. They weren't proud of it.

They first and foremost, wanted their kids on TV. Whatever the part that came after that sort of came after it. And they'd like it if it's a patriotic endeavor with Charlton Heston or something, but it wasn't. It was the oaky cookie. But this is a piece that people don't know. Every child that's on TV has that mom. Yeah.

Every single one. Yeah, I had one, so I know. So I want to keep a little bit of this theme going about... Hold on. You guys ever see Blackbell to Adam? Oh, we've got to find that. First off, what's his name in the foot-fist way? Whatever that movie was?

Yeah, he basically ripped off Blackbelled Adam five years later. All right, no, I would take a little walk down memory lane because it's fun because it's kids. Oh, is this it? Yeah. Substitute karate teacher. My name, Sense Adam. I am going to teach you the art of karate.

Rear front kick, left, right, cabbage patch, evil death claw. Let me give you a real-world scenario. Let's say you're in the milk line at school and a bully comes up behind you once you're change. Let's say you're at the beach with your best girl and a guy comes up and kicks sand in your face. Let's say you're at a bar

tilting a couple of cold ones after work with your buddy. And some drunken townie thinks you've been making eyes at his bitch. What are you going to do? The karate studio and recita. You're at a cockfight, and a couple of the Tijuana locals think you've been winning just a little too much. Let's say you're on the street and a bad guy pulls a knife on you. But he holds it more forward.

And now he does that thing where... where he taunt you by throwing it back and forth from one and to the other. But a little smaller, a little smaller, but faster. Hazzah! Oh! Oh! You were at a strip club, and one of the bettys just told the bouncer, you gave her the magic thumb. Oh, Jesus. Cut to me as some kids.

This one's for my brother. You guys got two choices. Sweat on the mat or bleed on the street. Go. Hey! Sweet. You're a NAM on a recon mission up the Mekon Delta. Next thing you know, you step on a little present from Charlie.

It's a bouncing Betty. You got a heartbeat to react, or you're going to be wearing your sack like so much aftershave. See you in hell. You thought you're gonna make some extra scratch doing gay porn. Turns out, you just got the lead in a snuff film. Now you got a ball gag in your mouth, and you're in a basement somewhere in Pomona. What do you do?

What's up? Hey! Hey! Hey! Ah! Oh! Oh! We've seen the bet.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Glass dismissed. So good. Yeah, it's a good bit. Way before the foot fist way. Which is basically the same thing.

But, yeah, a blow-hard karate instructor. It's whiffs of Mr. Bircham in there. Yeah, I was, I was, I knew, I was going to say these horrible things in front of these kids. So, like, I knew we had to get reactions. and then we had to get shots of my feet walking back and forth in front of them, and we'll just edit it in such a way to not expose them to a thing. But it assembled just as I thought it would. I was able to ratchet it up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, what do you got? So last little thing here, you were going on, this is about our theme of poor and sort of the health of the country about you were on the free press podcast, You were talking about Little House on the Prairie, how no one was depressed. I thought this was a great statement. There was a large number of people who commented that Little House on the Prairie is a TV show, dumb shit. Which is I.

It's the oddest thing that they would. People, people, but, you know, it's funny. I always tell the story, but I was at Leno's shop last week. and I was, and Leno's constantly busing my chops for not bringing him up, we brought food this time and, you know, whatever. But when I did get back after bilking, after not getting Leno a Chick-fil-A,

and I said to my guy, you know, I don't get it. Well, you ordered food, but you didn't order for Leno. He went, it was raining. He was on the phone sitting in your office ordering Chick-fil-A, and he said it was raining. And I, but here's what I'm saying. I don't people, they fucking say insane things. The thinking is off, yeah.

Yeah, yes. Little House on a Prairie was a TV show. I was aware of that because I, you know, guess how I know about the show? I watch it on a TV set. I'm saying in days of your, okay. There's a metaphor for the days of yours. Many comments about it being a TV show. Crazy.

That's super crazy. Okay. Any event, the phrase I like, was no one was depressed but everyone was miserable and there's a line and fiddle on the roof about these kids that get married against the tradition of the time

and then he goes, I don't know, they're both so happy they don't know how miserable they are Right, right, that's very Jewish sounding. Yeah, all right, I'm going to play the clip? I think the uptick in despair is connected to a couple of things. I feel it's more physical than it is spiritual

although it ends up being spiritual, which is we were meant to go out and work and be on our feet and sweat and be with nature and work on a farm and men fences. Men and women had different roles, but there were roles, and they involved getting up in the morning, and they involved movement and sweat,

and it involved an engagement. You know, you had to sort of, be careful or you'd lose your arm from an axe, you know what I mean, when you were building. And we took, in the last 10 minutes, everyone, and we put them in a cubicle, and we fired air conditioning at them, and we told them to do data entry on a computer, and we started eating our own brains. I mean, they have studies that say, you know, all the kids on Prozac and all the meds and stuff, hiking and classical music work better than all the students. serotonin re-uptake inhibitors, you can ingest.

So we're having. Is that very wise, sir? Yeah. You watch, you know, Little House on the Prairie, no one was depressed. Everyone was miserable, but no one was depressed. All right. But this is the point I've always been making about ordinary misery. Yes.

Ordinary misery is good. Stop trying to avoid it, everybody. I'm, you know, out in the parking lot today, fixing stuff, doing stuff. It's fine. It's good. Good. It's good for you. It's good.

It's good. Stop avoiding everything. I don't want it to say. Or shut the fuck up. Last I could tell, everyone has a problem with their stomach and everyone's fucking headcase. And people lost their ability to concentrate and stuff. They can't follow through with things. It's a problem.

You're going to have to get out there. and get busy physically. You don't have to go to the gym. You have to go, just go watch your car. Just go fucking clean your driveway. All right, Drewski. Yeah. That's right.

Florida, everyone. A couple of shows tonight, Miami Improv. Two shows, early show, late shows. We'll do shows again. Then on, well, today's Saturday, right? Yeah. All right. And then, wait a minute.

Hold on. Ah, tomorrow, Saturday. Why does it say that? Oh, we got it wrong, Drew. Can you imagine? Could you imagine? Tomorrow night. Yeah, there you go.

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