The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2065 - Disappointers Never Disappoint

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

Adam and Dr. Drew kick things off by looking back at the rise and fall of MTV, and what its disappearance says about culture and attention spans today. Adam rants about how modern life lacks ...procedure and structure—especially for young men—while Dr. Drew unloads on ignorant, agenda-driven reporting around medicine and Trump. Adam fires off on the media that tries to equate Biden’s cognitive struggles with Trump’s, before the guys wrap by breaking down the difference between consistently reliable people and those who consistently disappoint.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:33 got to get on, and Dr. Drew's up, that, blah, something. It's going on there, Drewski. Hey, no more MTV. I actually didn't know what still was around to play. Last time I saw MTV,
Starting point is 00:01:46 they did not play videos. Did they keep playing videos? And they still going to have teen mom and they're still going to have ridiculousness. So what really is different now? Just officially no. Oh, they're still,
Starting point is 00:01:57 well, ridiculously. is on every single time. Yeah. So that's, but they're still going to have that? Look that up, you guys would. I heard there would be three continued, at least three continued programs. And I saw teen mom was one of them, which kind of surprised me because I thought that was over. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:02:14 So they're still going to have programming, but no more music? Right. I think that's what it is. But I didn't know they were, did they, who knew they were playing music still anyway? No, but right? I mean, every time I'd flashed. by it to be ridiculousness. I didn't, I'm starting to really realize that while people talk a lot about fame and
Starting point is 00:02:40 glory and stuff like that, as I hang out and I watch people sort of sluff off or what happened to that guy or what happened to that thing or what happened to that beanie baby or whatever it is. You've lived long enough now to see this stuff. Well, I've realized it's more lunged. longevity than it is get famous or get hot. It's like, can you hang out? Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:03 So let's drill on that because it's an interesting phenomenon, right? What was I, I was looking at something, some actor or something from the 70s. Oh, I was watching a John Candy documentary, yeah. And it was good. And I thought, wow, that guy was around for like, really around for like eight years, something like that. And, I mean, he was around for a while. Yeah, yeah. No, I know. I know what you're saying. I get it. His, he... I started comparing in my head, you and I, we've been doing stuff for 35 years or something crazy.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Well, not me. I mean, I'm 30 years plus, maybe. 30 years plus. But not, I'm not at 35. So I started radio. I mean, I don't know when you count. I started doing radio in 94, but... Right. So 32 or three. I mean, it's weird. It's weird when you think about how long you and I'm doing to a stuff. It's the challenge part. And yeah. And I don't think you could do that now. Could you hang out?
Starting point is 00:04:01 Just hang out for, maybe Rogan could hang out for eternity. I mean, he's been around forever doing different things. Yeah. I don't know. Did you guys want this upper monitor on? No. You don't want it on? Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:16 All right. You're going to put the plugs. Lots of plug talk around here, Drew. Yeah, I've heard. Yeah. So I've heard. It's all plucked, all plugged. Especially like to plug sold-out shows, is that right?
Starting point is 00:04:29 That's your... That's only part of the plug dilemma. But everything is difficult, I guess I've figured out. But I now assume that it's just all baked in the sort of confusion and difficulty and whatever. But what we always talk about is... And I just had a weird thought. You're ready? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:55 My life has always been, starting early, you get in a uniform. Okay, what's a uniform? A uniform is a sort of order and a procedure. You get in a football uniform. You don't put your jersey on and then put the pads over the top of the jersey. I played 10 years of football. I never forgot my thigh pads. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:20 You know what I mean? Yes. this new world order seems to be I forgot I didn't try I forgot I didn't tell I didn't turn it on I didn't do like there's a procedure right procedure sort of like have the clock turn the monitor on put the plugs on but as we talk about there's no more procedure and as I as I then go from the football uniform which is one big sort of order and and you show up to the stadium for lack of a better, in the high school,
Starting point is 00:05:52 wherever we played, you get in the locker room. I never got there and went like, oh, I'm missing one of my cleats or where'd the sock go. Right.
Starting point is 00:06:01 It's never happened in 10 years of playing. And you started young. I mean, when you were not forgetting stuff when you were seven, eight years old. Seven. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Yeah, I mean, you know. But so you weren't forgetting. Your parents weren't helping you. No, by the time I was nine, I was packed away.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I was like, that was never, the only, I'll get to my point, but the only proviso was we didn't have a dryer, and I only had one pair of white socks that would go up to below my knee. I'd like one pair, because socks were considered exotic in the Corolla House, like a lavish gift, you know. So I had one pair of like sanitary, like once I had a pair of socks I wore with my football uniform. Yeah. And one only.
Starting point is 00:06:47 and sometimes it would come down to the Friday night before whatever and the socks were dirty and you could wash them but we didn't own a dryer so you had to like figure out a you know what we had we had a rack a folding rack that sat over the heater grate on the floor nice and the heater grate on the floor was like three and a half foot long and 28 inches it wasn't a little vent. It was a first step. I don't think people know what you're talking about, frankly, because those events, I had a vent like that in my grade school, and people would always get burned on it.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Yeah, you'd stand on it. They'd stand out or sit on it, and they'd get a grit on their ass. It was a sharp metal, sheet metal thing, and it was gritted off. If you walked on a barefoot, you'd scamper off. So we had a wooden rack. By the way, the house was 800 square feet. It was already, this was behind my room. You'd have to walk around the rack to get to the door.
Starting point is 00:07:48 The door would hit the rack, you know, the bathroom door. And you could hang the socks on the rack and see if you can get some of that forced air. That forest air is rising heat. They call those, you got to look, Andrew, but I swear to God, they call those forced air heaters. Now, no air conditioning, but that house at a heater. Although, anyway, here's my, here's my thing. I had a procedure, and sometimes I'd have a list. I was like, whatever, sit there, you know, I said,
Starting point is 00:08:22 and before every game, you would line up, and the referees would inspect you. Yes, yes. And I go shoulder pads, cup, thigh pads, hip pads. We used to weigh kids, too. Oh, no, we weighed them. Everyone got, well, that's, they lined you up four weigh in. Yeah. And then they checked all your pads.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Yeah. And if you were missing your mouthpiece or something, you weren't playing until you got a new mouthpiece. So it was important. And so I sort of just went through the procedure of life, right? And then I got into construction. And then the construction is the same thing. You can't just show up. Where's your tools?
Starting point is 00:08:59 What do you got? What are you doing today? And if you're missing one tool that's necessary for what you're doing today, it's going to screw the whole fucking day up. Or if you're missing some materials that you need for today or, you know, it's like, look, we'll put the sub flooring down, then we're going to put the subflooring down, then we're going to put the hardybacker cement rock down there
Starting point is 00:09:18 and then we're going to put the tile on top of that. But if you got the subfloor and the tile but you don't have the hardybacker, then you're not doing it that day. And so it's one big sort of procedure enlist and then later on you get, I got into driving race cars. And race cars, one big, first of all,
Starting point is 00:09:39 one of the higher end Newman cars up there, bigger ones, more advanced ones. you get a laminated sheet with 13 things on it. It's called starting procedure. You know, first you plug it in, you warm the oil up, then you turn this pump on, crank it over two times, then turn the auxiliary pump A and B on. You know, like there's a whole thing. You don't just get in, leave.
Starting point is 00:10:03 We've also talked about, you know, walking or riding with somebody through the track and that procedure. Everything's a procedure, but then you get, you show up with all your gear and you're not missing your Hans device. They're not, you have to tech all your gear. They're not going to let you run with your Hans or your Hans device could be expired. Could be 10 years old. And they're going, no, we're not going to let you run.
Starting point is 00:10:25 You have to get it updated. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Procedure, procedure, procedure. I realize, I don't think young dudes have procedure anymore. And that's why I tell the same person, the same thing, 128 times before every, I go, the monitor's not on it. Oh, yeah, I didn't get the monitor. I've noticed you used to give a lecture about airline pilots and checklists.
Starting point is 00:10:50 You stopped that a couple years ago. Well, I have had many people in my life where I just went, make a list. You then make a, obviously, if you can't commit this simple thing to memory, then you're going to have to make a list. But the people... And then you were to play people, then add to the list. things developed. The people that don't commit it to memory also don't do the list. There's something there about it.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Yeah, there's something about it. So then you just do this thing where you have, you know, like I said, like, you know, you go, look, when the guest shows up, put a sign in the window that says the guest is here. It's like, that doesn't work. You know, it works sometimes, doesn't work other times. You know, it's kind of off-putting and it's strange, It's also curious. Well, I've noticed generally there's an over, and I think it's semi-new phenomenon, way over-confidence
Starting point is 00:11:52 and over-reliance on memory. People's memories are very inaccurate, extremely unreliable. And as I've gotten older, mine has become less reliable, so I am making lists of things to compensate for that. But this does lead me to say something else I want to talk about, which is I feel like I've spent my whole career getting pissed off by how the press. reports medical stories, right? You've heard me mention that a million times. And I was just thinking to myself, yeah, God, I didn't realize how much COVID was that. And that's sort of why I got so
Starting point is 00:12:23 pissed during COVID. I was like, you people are misreporting. You're going to cause problems. But the latest thing on my hit parade, and I'm taking my coat off right now, is the Trump medical reporting. And they mentioned memory and fatigue and all this. But they're making a meal out of Solar Purpera. Do you see this? Wait a minute. Do you see that? Purple on your forearm. You see that? Yes. That did not come from, let's use the football analogy again. I was not playing tackle for the Rams.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Right. It came because I reached into my fucking luggage. Go, Drew. And that is what happens to old men's arms and hands from sun exposure. He plays golf. I was a lifeguard. Now, and I'm on a baby aspirin, he's on a full aspirin. So it adds to the size of these damn things. can you guys all see that it's a big it's it's impressive and i have them i still have scars
Starting point is 00:13:15 here from the i get them all the time yeah he gets them on his hands i don't get my hands so much to be fair about the medical reporting they just hate trump they're not really no i know they're not really medical reporting they're just hey they just hate i get it it's a reminder of how ignorant they're reporting it's so i love i love you know you know here's what i love you know here's what I would say when discussing the left or MSNBC or any of the sort of local, the usual suspects of Chuck Schumers or whomever, it could be Nancy Pelosi, it could be Chuck Schumer, it could be Eric Swalwell, like whatever. It could be MSNBC, it could be L.A. Times.
Starting point is 00:14:00 I would go, look, when people go, what are the limits and what are these people capable of? I would say, here would be my example. We had a president who had clear cognitive difficulties. There's film of him just looking completely lost and befuddled and everything else. And it clearly cognitively impaired, clearly for a long, for everything, for a long period of time. Neurologically, you people said nothing. Then we got a guy, the next guy, he gets up there, does these freewheeling press conferences that go on for five hours, takes every question in the room, sleeps for four hours a night, and it's doing 35 different things at once.
Starting point is 00:14:44 I wish I could, I hope to, I don't know the vitality now. I'm 14 years younger. And you people who said nothing about Biden are wondering about Trump's cognitive ability, that means you're an insane liar and we never, you're capable. Well, here's what I'm saying. You're capable of anything. If you're going to try to pull this one off. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:15:09 And by the way, I get what you're doing. You pulled off a man as a woman and a woman as a man 10 minutes ago. So you might as well just fucking go for it. Because there's nothing you won't fucking say. But you look, if you tried to do a sort of a Biden versus Gerald Ford or Biden versus Reagan in a second term or, you know, guys that were a little bit slower and didn't have that vitality, fine. but you picked the wrong guy. You picked a guy who stands at a press conference and holds court for four hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And I don't know if you saw Rosie O'Donnell. I feel so, I really feel really bad for Rosie. She decided she's now a neurological expert, just, you know, she's a neurologist. She's decided he has frontotemporal dementia. Why can't everybody see it? And I thought, oh, now you're a neurologist. What happened with Biden's assessment? She needs someone in her life.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Can I circle back? I was thinking about this today as I was watching, Mom Dami's housing director explained about white people and property. Wasn't that amazing? Yeah, it was great. And landlords and, you know, price fixing and savings and, you know, rent control. Santa Monica, here we come. I was sitting there and thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:16:24 I lived, I grew up in a rent control house. My home was my grandma's second home who my mom lived in for free, who we all, I mean, we lived in for free. Yeah. The house was dilapidated the entire time. Oh, yeah. I mean, the roof, the roof would blow off. So, so what happened was is, sorry, I haven't heard.
Starting point is 00:16:50 The, yeah, you've heard this one. The roof shingles are asphalt. Yeah. And they have those pebbles, sort of embedded in that. I know, yeah. And they have, strangely, I know. I know. They have 10 year, they have 20-year roofs and 30-year roofs or whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:03 This roof was 45 years into a lot. 20 or whatever. So the pebbles, the roof shingles were disintegrating. They weren't crumbling, yeah. They weren't crumbling. They were basically returning to the earth. You know, they were going back to La Brea Tar fits.
Starting point is 00:17:21 It's basically like they're Macedon. They're going back under Macedon's foot. Like it's tar with with pebbles in it. And it had sat up there for so long that it literally started to decompose. Yeah. And as it decompose, the pebbles, the aggregate, would roll down the steep pitched roof and land on the porch. And so once a week, it was my job to sweep the porch because the porch would be filled with gravel because the roof was decomposing. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Yeah. So, and by the way, the porch was a complete utter. Everything was a fucking mess because my grandmother was not going to put a penny. into that house because she was getting no return on her investment. Now, I would argue it's poetic because you fucked up your daughter to the point where she's unable to have a relationship or work or function and now she's got to flop somewhere and that's your second, that's your income property
Starting point is 00:18:22 but you sufficiently fucked up your daughter at the point where she has to then live in your income property for free. And the house was always a mess and falling apart but we could never go to my grandparents and go, why don't you guys get some painters over here and freshen up the place? Because they weren't going to pay a penny. Where did they end up after they left that place?
Starting point is 00:18:46 Or did they... Are you asking me where my mom and my stepdad ended up? Did they go to your grandmother's? French Riviera. I'll give you a guess. I'll give you three guesses. I'll give you three guesses. I'll give you three guesses.
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Starting point is 00:20:48 guesses, all right? All right. Tiburon just across the Golden Gate Bridge up above Socelito. Yeah, beautiful views from there. The French Riviera. Okay. Or my grandmother's house in North Hollywood after she died.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yes. Your grandmother's house. You make a choice. Your grandmother's house. Lock it in. It's locked. Is it locked in? No lifeline.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Chuck, you want to lock it in? No. No, he's not locked it in. You could pick the French Riviera? Hey, he wasn't listening. Andrew, we'll lock it in. You want the French Riviera. You want Tiburon.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Tiburon sounds nice, but I'm going to go with your grandparents' house. Oh, well, you guys, you're right. How about that? You know, Drew, you get lucky, everyone. Once in a while we play these games. Yeah, her one bedroom, one bath, shitbox in North Hollywood, which was kept up better than my mom's shitbox because my grandmother kept her place up better. And when your mom's shitbox, when she left her flop house shitbox, they just, somebody just knocked it down. Yeah, it was bulldoze.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah. Yeah, for, by the way, it was 680 grand. For the land, not for the house. No, I mean, people are like, what the fuck? You pay 680 grand for a house and you bulldoze it? Oh. Well, people from, you know, Indiana don't get it. But yeah, you do that because you bulldoze the land and it costs you 50 grand to clear the place.
Starting point is 00:22:23 And then it costs you another, you know, 700 grand to build a new place. And you sell it for $2,000. $2.2 million or something, and you make a few hundred grand. Right. That's the plan. That's the model, right? So that's what happened. So she moved into her mom's place.
Starting point is 00:22:44 She lived in her mom's place and then went to her mom's place again. Is John still in that place? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Interesting. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. It's going to outlive us all.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Yeah, he's... How is the situation going there with his... his yoga instructor friend. His girlfriend? I don't know. I got to check into that. I got a, I got a, I got to, I'm making a note. I got to wish him.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I'm a merry new year or whatever. So, yeah, he's at the house. He deserves it. He worked hard enough. The other house is bulldozed. And then, you know, my dad and stepmom sold their house. Either way, I'm going to be flush in a couple of years. It's just the way I'm looking at it.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I'm flushed, Drew. You hear me? I hear you. Oof. I will say this, and I've said it to you a million times, Drew. Disappointers never disappoint. If my dad had had a life insurance policy with my name and my sister's name on it or something, it would have been unthinkable, right?
Starting point is 00:23:57 And if he'd set a sense. aside some land or some savings or whatever. You got that DVD, didn't you? I got my Tony Bennett DVD. Yeah, but that was mine. Oh, sorry. It's made out to me. I see.
Starting point is 00:24:10 It says it has my name on it. I just gave it to him. So I really just got it back with no interest. But if my mom had done some sort of thing where she's like, look, when I go, whatever the assets are, I'm going to whack it up between my. step, you know, between John and my sister and myself, she'd formalized something like that. That would have been, you know, enough for a heart attack and do a sister. So what up, and of course there was nothing.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Yeah. But what I am saying is people are insanely consistent and they're insanely consistent on the good side and they're insanely consistent on the bad side. Two, there isn't both, you know, Jimmy Kimmel's insanely consistent. There is no such thing as him passing and not having his affairs in order and generosity to the kids and the family and the immediate family, the brothers, and it would be all there. And then with my dad, there would be no such thing as her as is that with him. But they're both consistent, like you are consistently prompt, and then there's people I know that are consistently late. And you will both be as consistent as you are, negative and positive.
Starting point is 00:25:32 And I would also argue that your promptness will be a little less consistent than the late person. Because the late person will always be late. And your prompt thing, they may have shut the ramp off on the 134 and you may get stuck behind something. They've shut the freeway down. Yeah. One out of every. Something that can happen to make you late. There's nothing can happen to make you early.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Put that in a fortune. cookie. Put that on a tea cozy. No, I mean it. You are a very prompt person, but shit still can happen. And with the late people, I would argue that they're more consistent than the prompt people because the late people on rare occasion will be on time, but it's usually when they screw up and thought it was an hour earlier or some version of that. Right. But again, prompt people stuff. There's road closures and mudslides and shit, and that can make a prompt person late.
Starting point is 00:26:40 And compulsive early people like me, think about that stuff too. Leave time. What if? What if? What if? Not for an extreme thing, but, you know. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:47 So my dad and my mom were consistent to the grave. Yeah. And like I said, the disappointers never disappoint. They're always who they are. There is no version of them where they're different than what disappoints you. You know what I mean? Oh, goodness. That was the thing.
Starting point is 00:27:18 You know, my mom sat, I told you a million times, you know, when they tore down the bathroom and built, they built a new bathroom before they tore the house down. My grandmother at the end was lamenting about her mom. Her daughter hated her. You know what I mean? They hated each other. They just always hated each other. It's a weird thing.
Starting point is 00:27:34 But she was living in her house and she was, you know, five blocks away. So I had to just sit there and sort of stew with each other's sort of hatred. I don't remember Helen bringing it up so much. Helen would every once in a while would go, I just, I don't know what else to do. By the way, the people who do nothing always do the, what more? What could I do? What more could I do? I do so much.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I do so much. What more could I do? By the way, the horrible people in life always do the, I don't know what else I can do. I've tried. You know what I mean? Yeah. Again, my ex-wife is that way. Like, I don't know what else I can do.
Starting point is 00:28:11 It's like, well, how about doing one or two things that we've talked about a thousand times? Like, what else could I do? Because nothing will be. Like it's a weird, it's a strange mindset, you know, if somebody kept saying to me, Adam, Adam, you're not doing, I'd go, what is it? What is it? Tell me. I'll write it down. Tell me what I'm doing. Am I not taking my shoes off? You'd actually go, oh, my God, that's weird. I didn't know. I didn't do it. I want to change that.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I wouldn't keep saying there's nothing more I could do if a person kept saying, you know, you're late or you're doing this or you're leaving your socks on the bathroom floor. Like whatever it was, the answer would never. The answer might be, you know, I came home late last night. I didn't feel well. I just got in dress and hopped into bed. But it wouldn't be, I'm doing the best I can. There's nothing more I can do. I would just go, all right, I'll do that. This is a related topic, but I saw this great TikTok maybe think of you. This guy was filming his wife, railing on him for not dropping the toilet seat down.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Like, you're so consider this two people that live, two people share this bathroom. Do you understand two people have to be here and work in this bathroom? And, you know, are I going to fall in the toilet? She goes on and on. and he slowly pans over to the sink, the sink, which is covered with cosmetics. There's no room for his anything anywhere. Well, also, I never really got...
Starting point is 00:29:36 By the way... The whole toilet seat thing is weird because it is much easier to flip the toilet down the seat than it is to lift it. First off, to lift it, you have to put your hand underneath the toilet seat, and then you have gravity. Not only that.
Starting point is 00:29:51 How many men have bad backs versus women? Yes. It's not, I have a bad bag. I bend over and lift that toilet seat. I notice it. Toilet seat down on most toilet seats is a flip. It's a flip at the top and then it lowers itself like a drawbridge. That's your complaint.
Starting point is 00:30:09 And then your complaint is. So the complaint that she doesn't check for the drawbridge. I sit on the ball. Well, I sit too, but I don't sit on the bowl. That's your argument is I'm basically saying I'm as super lazy as he. I'm unable. I'm a lazy idiot. So you must do this for me.
Starting point is 00:30:28 I'm unable. Now, so Adam, when you take a shit, you put the, let me get this straight. When you take a shit, you lower the drawbridge. It's not too much for you. You don't yell at your wife that she leaves the garbage up when you're coming to take a shit. I'll have my assistant come over and lower it for me, but if I really have to go, I'll do it myself. So good.
Starting point is 00:30:47 I know, that's what you're saying. You're lazy and you're dumb, but it's all, by the way, Let me explain something. Everything in a woman's world is symbolic. This is not about calories. It's not about I didn't know. I didn't whatever. This is a zero burger up or down.
Starting point is 00:31:03 The thing about me in a toilet is I show up to the toilet. The toilet is in whatever phase it's in. If the seat is down and I got to take a dump, then I go, okay. But if the seat is up and I got to take a dump, then I lower it. But if I have to just take a piss and it's down, then I flip. whatever. You just walk up to it. It's whatever state of nature it's in. So the fact that you guys turn this into something means it's all symbolic. But the fact that the bathroom is just filled, cluttered with it. It's just the same symbolic phenomenon. Well, what I was telling you
Starting point is 00:31:40 was the famous story about, you know, grandma lamenting. And I just said, look, you're coming over for dinner. She did the bathroom. Just compliment her on it. Just that's all you need. You don't need cards. and hugs and just go to the bath, go use the bathroom, go walk out, and go, hey, Chris. Nice. Wow, really looks fantastic. Nice job. Beautiful. It's all you do.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Didn't happen. I'm sitting there at dinner waiting and waiting, waiting about an hour, and she went, got up to use the bath. There's only one bathroom, of course. Went to go use the bathroom, sort of came back. By the way, she owns the house, and the bathroom was redone nicely. You know, you saw the pictures of what it used to look like, right? So she walked, it looks great. So they walked in, used the bathroom, came in, walked right past my mom, sat back down
Starting point is 00:32:27 the table, didn't say a word. Wow. Never said a word. And I said, Grandma, I didn't see the bathroom. Okay. And I like, okay, well, then A, we're going to the grave, but B, disappointers, never disappoint. My grandma would never compliment her daughter ever. What more can she do?
Starting point is 00:32:47 And she wanted a path. And I said, here's your path. and it's the most organic thing in the world it's what any person would have done would have walked through and went oh wow look wait you redid the bathroom looks right now
Starting point is 00:32:59 of course it was you it was you making the suggestions too made it even worse it wasn't just the at the point she was a therapist by grandma that's what I love all right
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