The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2079 - You Can’t Spell NICE without ICE | Part 2

Episode Date: March 28, 2026

Dr. Drew brings up California governor candidate Sheriff Bianco’s effort to crack down on election fraud, prompting Adam to go off on politicians and city councils that seem uninterested in election integrity. They talk about celebrities whose appearances seem to have changed from Trump Derangement Syndrome, discuss ICE filling in for TSA at airports, and react to a clip of Cory Booker slamming Trump’s decision to deploy ICE to help with long lines. Adam wonders how wild it would be to explain fishing licenses to a Founding Father and why he thinks the classic “Who’s on First?” bit is actually not a good sketch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. going on. Been more of a fertilizer specialist these days. You know, we were talking about the mayor last show recently. And I don't know if you saw the latest thing was if we move up the food chain to Sacramento where there's similar amount of sort of lack of interest in governing, except if it falls afoul of sort of their sacred cows. So you've seen the Riverside Sheriff he's running for, I think he's running for, is he running for mayor?

He must be running for governor. He now noticed there were 45,000 excess ballots and he wants to recount the ballots and just compare the number of ballots there should be there versus the number of ballots that are there. Immediately the Attorney General Banta, who needs to be out of office. Yes. Something is very wrong with that guy. Well, he's partisan. He's an idiot. He's partisan, but... Susan, makes him stop.

How dare you? How dare you figure out... Not forget, are they fraudulent? Just do we have the same number of ballots as we're supposed to have, period. Well, look, they're the same with election integrity. They're the same with election integrity as they are with illegals. Which is, you go, look, I don't want illegals in this country. and they go, they don't commit any crime.

And he go, I don't want any illegals in this country. And they go, we don't either, but they don't commit any crime. They don't do anything wrong. And then you go, I want to get the illegals out of here. And they go, we're not going to let you do that. And it's like, well, what is it that you want? And so they go, I want election integrity. And they go, we want election integrity too.

And they go, good. We want to count the votes. And they go, we're not going to do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. And then you go, wait, I thought you wanted this thing, too. I want ID. I want people to show their ID to vote so we know who they're

who they are. We're not doing that. Why? There's not any fraud going on. Be like if somebody, it's honestly the same as if somebody goes, look, I'm an investor in this company. I invested 10 years ago. I've never got a penny back. I see you guys all got Mercedes-Benz parked out in the parking lot. Now, I want to audit this company. You're not going to audit this company. I think there's some theft going on. There's no theft. Right. Well, then let's audit the company. We're not, we, you know what, I'll sue your ass. Wait, for auditing the company, there is no theft. This is back to your analogy with the, let's check the trunk. What's in the trunk? Yeah. There's nothing in the trunk. Good, pop the top the, pop the lawyer. I'm getting my lawyer out here. Yeah. Okay. If there's no problem with integrity of elections and or votes or, you know, neat, the voter rolls don't need to be cleaned up because there's thousands of people. on there have died or moved out of state or whatever it is, then good. Open the trunk. Who cares? And, but part of it, you got to be married to one of these people. Everything's a battle.

There's nothing that you want to do that's not going to be a battle. There's no such thing as, hey, good idea, right this way. That's smart. I was thinking about that. No, it's always, so some of it is just, it's always a battle. Always a battle. What a waste. it's got to be weird if you're a Democrat politician and you go, look, if you think about it, like I do think about this way with lawyers who now run these mills where they just sue restaurants because they weren't compliance for the America with Disability Act. You know what I mean? And I always think to myself, what you want to do when you're going to law school?

You know, you're picturing yourself getting the innocent young black teen who was in Mississippi. who was accused of murder, but he was innocent. You know, that's what you thought. Now you just run a fucking mill with people faking back injuries who are suing their, you know, suing their workplace. You know what I mean? Or surgeon who's transing the kids. You know, you thought you're going to be on one of those hospital ships

and doctors without borders fixing clapped of people in Indonesia. Now you're just fucking in Beverly Hills cutting off tits. You know what I mean? Right? Yeah. And so you're a politician. and you think, I'm going to make change and I'm going to stand up for this and I'm going to fix that. And all you're doing is fighting with Trump.

That's all you do. That's Gavin Newsom, Karen Baster, full-time job is just fighting Trump. Yes. I don't even know. It's no longer what they want to do. It's what does Trump want to do. And then I'm going to go fight Trump, which is a weird. It's kind of a, but Rosie O'Donnell, you wanted to do comedy at some point, right?

Right. What? Now you sit and you fight Trump. And Kathy Griffin, you wanted to do comedy. And you both could do it at a high level. But she threw it all the way to fight Trump. Could you imagine? Yeah.

I mean, I didn't like Obama, but I didn't give up on life to fight Obama. Yeah. It's got to be, I mean, you know, you always make the point that there's nobody around people sometimes. go, hey, hey, what are you doing? Right. I imagine that there isn't that person. Otherwise, it would be hard to keep doing it month after month. The number one answer when I ask about, where's that person?

You know what I mean? And I ask it all the time is that person would be expelled from that person's life if they started to ask in questions. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, hey, Rosie, yeah, what are you doing today? I'm going to go hit my vlog and do a tirade against Trump

How about we play pickleball instead? Yeah. Get out of here. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's how that works. Deesh. It's got to be so unhealthy, unpleasant.

Well. But it must be rewarding in some way because they keep doing it, right? They put these... It gives them meaning. They put, and Andrew's probably seen it. And remember, she diagnosed to Mr. Trump with the frontotemporal dementia.

That's right. Yeah. they put these composite pictures together of these people that have Trump derangements in them, these celebrities, and they physically look ill. I know. But, you know, the Internet can, you know. You can pick an unflattering picture of anybody and put it up there and went, so-and-so's ill, you know what I mean?

But the two, part of it is like, all right, they're picking bad pictures and the lighting's not great. But the other part is sort of like they do seem like they're coming undone. You know what I mean? Yeah. Even when you watch them in a video. Yeah, they're unable to sort of. George Lopez is no longer doing comedy. You know, he's attacking Trump.

Was he another one? I didn't know that. Yeah. That's a shame. He's so funny. Yeah, yeah. Well, but. Is there something about funny?

and because I've always heard comedians talk about how funny comes from sort of an antisocial or a rage place. Is this just another place for them to put their rage? Well, here's what it is. Funny. Because people, you know, I will explain this. Yeah. People study it. You have to distill it down to something called mirth.

Not even funny. Well, here's what funny. Okay. Here's what funny people do. Funny people use their brain and not. their brawn. And so people that are sort of active that have active jobs, you know, you see like UPS drivers pull the truck up and they jog to the front porch and they jog back and they jump the truck's running. And they're, by the way, from the time they jump into the truck to the time

the truck is rolling forward is less than five seconds. Oh, yeah. They jump in and it's like magically rolling forward while I'm surprised they don't ghost ride them and just let them coast and they run out and run back and jump onto them you know what I mean those guys are engaged and it's physical you know and guys who are carpenters and on the jobs you know and so their job is like up on their feet breaking a sweat moving stuff yeah schedules blah blah blah the comedian's job is to sit around and think about stuff yeah you know what I mean and the sit around and think about stuff mind is when it's channeled in a good direction. Yeah.

But when it goes in a bad direction, it'll turn on it on itself. You know what I'm saying? And now we're looking at a crazy picture, Cassie Griffin. But I don't even know how much of that is whatever and how much is whatever. Yeah. But I should remember she had lung cancer in the middle of all this too. Yeah, yeah. I don't put, no, there's a composite that has all of the celebrity.

There's a tweet or what are people tweet out. It's a row. It's the Brady Bunch style. There's like 10, 15 celebrities. They all have trumped arrangements in them, and they all look like a little demented. It's not all women either. No, no. That's the forementioned George Lopez on there.

But here's my point. If you're a comedian and you have some downtime and you're no longer hitting the boards, you know what I mean? You got money in the bank and you can kind of. to have your afternoons off and you don't need to go out and hit mics that night, then that mind will start wandering on you. And what you need to do at that point is go build a gazebo. You need to get up and get out. Right. You know what I mean? You need a project. But the, but comedians don't, I tell you, these guys never heard of a hose clamp. They don't know duct tape. They don't know masking data. They don't have projects. Right. So they, what they do is they,

their brain is like their project. And when the brain is not constantly working in some sort of support of some goal, you know, you're in the writer's room for the late night show and you're there every night. You know, like, but now it's on its own. Yeah. It starts turning. Yeah. And that's, that's a problem.

You know, it's interesting. I was talking to a guy yesterday. It's got kids in their late teens, early 20s. And, yeah, this was, this was it. For me, the one had 20 people on it, but they, look, first off, people get old. Yeah. Second, you know, that's how it works. But they do seem troubled.

Yeah. Like, there's two parts, you know, it's like when you're gay, you start looking gay. Right? Yeah. So. When you're angry and distressed, you start looking at it. Racists look like racist. You know what I mean?

Your face starts looking like what you're thinking. Yeah. That's weird. It sounds inevitable, though. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like your face looks like what you're thinking. Yeah, yeah.

You're thinking gay, thinking racist, thinking Trump's derangement, thinking angry. But anyway. Who is that in the upper left and the next to Rosie O'Donald? Oh, that's Ellen. Okay. And the upper left? Upper left is ghetto clown. That's Leguizama.

Oh, wow. Yeah, he's going nuts too. But it's all narcissistic disorder. All right. So what else you got, Drew? So I'm just curious. Did you see, have you talked to people about ice in the airports? Mm-mm.

I heard people saying they put the ice in nice. People have taken your joke and twisted it a little bit. So ice is in the air. reports. Yeah. Here's my whole thing. I do not care about security at all. And nobody should unless they're a criminal.

Yeah. I, this thing of like, you can't have cops. The cops came in and they intimidated the students. It's like, get the fuck over it, number one. Number two, did Sarah Huckabee Sanders really make you feel unsafe at the cafe with their three friends. Oh my God. I gave a, I did a book, um, sort of review and a lecture with Rob Henderson. You know, Rob? The sociologist, he's this very mild man. He wrote a book about growing up in a very distressed environment with lesbian parents

and just all these craziness growing up and he made it out of it, went to Yale, became a Cambridge, or Oxford, uh, educated and social psychologist. And, uh, we were just, talking about his life, you know, the horrible things happen in his life and how he found his way out. We were at, I wish I could remember the name of the club, but we're not welcome back because people did not feel safe. Right. They didn't feel safe. All right.

So fuck you, if you don't feel safe, that's your fucking problem. You can be a passenger in my car and I'll drive and you cannot feel safe. That's fine. I'm a competent driver. Get to fuck out. Go get your own car. Don't go to the airport. Yeah.

Fuck off. By the way, I've been traveling for 25 years. I've been verbally abused by middle-aged black TSA ladies nonstop. And by the way, there's nothing that reeks of safety by these overweight middle-aged women who seem, I don't know what their training is. They weren't trained in any kind of courtesy at all. So first of all, first of all, what are we comparing them to? You know what I mean? The crack staff at the TSA?

Yeah. I've not seen a lot of those people. I've seen tons of women, seen a lot of overweight women. I've seen a lot of dumb dudes, fat, dumb dudes. That's what I've seen at TSA. The general IQ of the TSA and L.A. Is below the average citizen. So what are we comparing them to, number one.

Number two, the airport is just one big thing full of dudes and guns and dogs that sniff out stuff and tough shit. By the way, you go to other countries, they have machine guns. They have machine guns. And they point him at you. Do not carry fentanyl and do not do illegal activity and you shall be fine. By the way, if you just comply with ICE and or whomever, no one would ever get shot. No one would ever get killed. There'd be no problems ever.

So the four-hour lines are down to nothing. Everything is operating where they put ice in. They just hate Trump because it works. And they have to make these. Oh, those are great. You know what? I'm going to ask you to find a. find Hakeem Jeff.

No, no. Hakeem Jeffries is a dope and a liar. And then there's... He made some crazy statements about people getting shot at the airports. Right, right. There's Hakeem Jeffries talking about, but there's the other bold black man from California who was talking about.

I can't think of his name. Yeah, Cory Booker. Corey Booker made a thing. But it's what we talk about, and I'll share it with you. after this. Hey, this is Adam Corolla from the Adam Carolla show. Well, if you care about predictions, then you care about props. And when March Madness tips off, the props tell the real story from buzzer beaters to bracket busters. Nobody does tournament props like BetOnline. For years,

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progressives, hysterics, women mostly, but also sadly a bunch of dudes on the left. They create something

that doesn't exist and then they repeat it and then they trotted out all the time. Right? Yeah. So,

And whatever ice, whatever they're doing with ice is exactly the same thing. They go, rogue agents, breaking into churches, kicking in open doors, filing into schools, indiscriminately grabbing people and dragging them to dissipation. It's like, that's what you guys are making, you're making all of that up. Yeah. And by the way, I've said this 100 million times. if the problem nobody uses hyperbole

talking about 9-11 or Pearl Harbor nobody makes up anything it was just those planes hit that building there's 3,000 people dead yeah okay it's a tragedy and you don't need to embellish it

with hyperbole why do you guys do so much embellish it because nothing there January 6 ice you do so much embellishing well the answer is because it's not a tragedy fucking liars but let's listen wait he's went to the airport to do a oppressor okay here we go and so what's happening today in america that should outrage everybody he's taking the very same agency that has been bursting into our schools

into our churches into our hospitals into our courts and even into the homes of Americans. He's taking that agency that is reckless is out of control and bringing them to our airports. Under the lie that somehow this is going to help deal with the long lines that he created in the first place.

This is an outrage. It's an outrage. He should not have an agency that America doesn't trust an agency that literally has seen violence against Americans, an agency that is tearing away American families, tearing apart American families,

and arresting and detaining Americans and violating due process rights and civil rights. Yeah. Has anyone ever fucking coach up these retards? And by the way, Corey, will you get back to us in three weeks when nothing happens? Well, when the lines are better. The lines are better. Which is a lie.

Right. Nothing ever happens. So the lines are better. Lines are better. Yeah. Way better. Well, listen. People go, they're not trained.

Like I said, you don't know how many dopes I've talked to in TSA who seem to stand there Just do none. Throw your soda away. Hey, Chuck, I could make you a TSA agent at LAX tomorrow. You just have to learn to tell people no liquids beyond this point. Then you need to tell people what liquids are. That's sodas, that's sports drinks, that's water, that's coffee, no cologne over 3.5 ounces. I can do their fucking job.

I pass through it enough, enough time. Now, look, maybe they're more sensitive parts of the job where you're looking at screening, at a screen and trying to see what the x-ray is in the suitcase. That guy stays. Yeah. That's fine. The dofess who just stands by the door and goes, you can't, you know, this is, once you exit, you can't come back in. Let ice do it. Yeah.

Or anybody else. Or anybody. But so, so now the local press here in Las Sanchez. Angeles. I think Long Beach was one of the airports. They send reporters out, what are people thinking? What do you imagine? What's happening with ICE here? They're like, yeah, they're nice guys. And things are going great. We're so happy they're here. Everybody. Every single. They can't find anybody in the airport who's upset about it, and they're mortified by that. Well, also, I, look, if you're traveling, all you want to do is get through the fucking line and get on the plane. Yeah. And also if you're

traveling, you're pretty well acquainted with law enforcement and procedures. Take your shoes off, take your back up, take your hat off, hat off, belt, put your belt in the, put your earbuds need to be in the dog ball. I mean, you're pretty used to that. Yeah. It's essentially stop and frisk all the way through the fucking airport. So what's a little more security in a land of security? All you worry about is getting through, the delay. That's all you're interested in. It's just getting beyond it. If these guys help, everyone's happy. They can't wear

masks, so you're seeing them smile and interact with people, so this whole mask thing, they can't trot that out. And, what's the other thing? I was going to tell you about them. Oh, a friend of mine was like, well, of course, the lines are in there. It travels down because people are afraid to go to the airport. Travels not

down. I don't... First off, I don't buy any of the frayed to fill in the blank, anybody. No. If you're a non-criminal, there is no thoughts about it. Everyone's flying. Yeah, yeah. Not waiting in lines.

No. Happy to have ice there. Yes. And then another guy says to me, but they have guns. I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they have guns. Yeah, probably. I don't even know. These ice guys have, maybe they don't.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. They're fucking jobs. Yeah. All right.

So, they're nuts. Corey Book is a fucking pussy, which is the sad part. But he's also lying about everything he's saying. Busting into churches, Busting into... By the way, the not passing the Save Act is not... That's Trump's problem? He created that?

These fucking guys are fucking idiots. And like I said, liars. I mean, Cory Booker's probably not an idiot. He's just a liar. Whereas Hakeem Jeffries is kind of an idiot and a liar. But anyway, I don't know who listens to this. A lot of people evidently listen. You told me, before the mic's heated up for this...

segment that Karen Bass is in the lead. I mean, you know. Well, but it's important we have. We'd be represented by a woman of color. She's the first woman of color. She's the first woman of color to fuck up a major city. So it's important. First?

Didn't Lori Lightfoot get there first? You're right. Well, she's first lesbian of color to destroy a city. All right. We were talking before the show and about this whole bachelorette thing. Oh, yeah. season being taken down and stuff. Now, I am the worst person ever to show any depictions of violence, too, because I don't care,

unless it's real violence. You know what I mean? And there's a video, and she's, by the way, this woman appears, I don't know what her dimensions are. I'm looking at you, Chuck. I'm going to guess she is about five foot four and 110 pounds. Like she is a pixie. She's not a lot of woman.

And I don't know what her dimensions are, but she's a petite woman who's trying to beat up a bigger guy. And this to me falls under the heading of funny. It doesn't, I, first off, I've said this Dr. Drew a million times. In my world, growing up, this would be called a Tuesday because this is all we did. And this is a nothing burger. You and Ray, Chris. Oh, we just attacked each other constantly. But all right, well, she does throw some furniture, still funny.

Hits the kid, though. She hit the kid? I think that's the big issue. I heard the big issue was the kid was there to witness it. I think she also hit the kid. Oh, she hit the kid. With the furniture. All right, well, let's watch.

Maybe it bounced off the guy. I don't remember the hitting of the kid. I bet it's a nothing burger. How old's the kid? Yeah, look at you. Look, look. Now, the fact that he has a boner is neither here nor there. She's under five, six.

This is all you do. By the way, when I say women are more violent, they just can't do anything, this is what I mean. You think this is okay? It's not okay. Let me go. Stop. Dude, leave me alone. Wait, where's Taylor's down a couch?

Oh, she's throwing stuff toward her daughter. Yeah. Okay. Oh, we hit her. She's under 5'4. I know it. Under 110 pounds. I told you.

Yeah, the daughter thing adds a dimension. In terms of the abuse of the dude, who cares? I mean, you can hurt somebody, but I don't care. Two things. It's, thank God she didn't pick up a knife. Yeah. And she's a nut. She's a nut.

Yeah. But so is everyone else on the back. bachelor. So, why do we care? But she broke a law, I guess, or something. I know, but who cares? My feeling with this stuff is, also, I say this all the time, but nobody really listens or cares.

In terms of the kid, what about the kid? I guarantee I could have better childhood than I did. And my dad did not throw punches in your of my mom. You know, like, what are we comparing, what are we comparing this kid's life to? Mogadishu, you know what I mean? Historically, going back a thousand years, you know what I mean? Half the people didn't see their 15th birthday. Yeah.

People are just sort of raped or sold in the slavery or like, you know, they worked in coal mines when they were nine, you know, in Kentucky 150 years ago. You know what I mean? Like the kid, what kind of life? You know what? Yeah. Compared to what? compared to what historically.

Do you know a piece of data, though? So by the way, this is why I don't care. Well, but there's a piece of data that... And also, there's just people dying in the street all day, every day. Yes, yes. And these are common things. But there's a piece of data that amplifies this kind of shit, which is there are literally more people alive at this moment on the planet than have ever died.

Really? I read that piece of data the other day. I didn't know that. And so that means all this exposure and all the shit is going to create a big army of fucked up people that we've never had before. Yes. And that's what worries me. Yeah. There's an army of tards.

I'm not a tards, but disregulated people. Army of tardness. Oh, that's your next movie, Andrew. So did you see the American Next Top Model thing, the documentary about that? Did we talk about that? You and I talked about it off the end. Do you guys see that? So it's a

Ferexie three-part docu-series. I know people that worked on that show, and they've, I've talked to someone, they're like, that's not what happened. They are making something into something that didn't really happen. It's again, it's this thing where like, for me, I am so bad at this. But they'll do that.

There's that thing on the floor of the Democratic, the Republican, shoulder. I was assaulted. You know, and I'm, fuck, it weren't assaulted. You were not assaulted. And you're abused or whatever. I don't know. You went on a, you know, a competition reality show. You didn't get the Revlon contract.

That's not whatever. Somebody yelled at you and made you feel bad. I don't give a fuck. Right. That's not a problem. It's not a real problem. Three or four people are unhappy with the outcomes. And so they make the whole thing about the unhappiness that it caused them.

And there's some stuff. You know, this is not completely without it. Yeah, I don't know. But just go fucking take one. of those Mike Roe jobs and do it for one day and then shut up. I don't, there's too much. Andrew, look for the bantam weight, I think she's a wrestler versus a six two jujitsu champion, two females fighting it.

I want to show this to have you seen this? No. This is back to your, this is back to the five foot four chick fighting. It's kind of interesting this fight. But in any event, that that American Nest top, top model expose is getting a lot of traction. And it's just another point, you know, how unfair these things get put together and they don't really do their due diligence to find out what really happen and they take points of view and they amplify. They have a narrative. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And people put together docs like they put together feature films. And it's not true, a lot of it. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's part of a newer problem, which is a doc used to just be a doc. and now it has a theme. Where it used to be documenting, now it's sort of exposing or something.

Well, look, look no further than our good mutual friend, Mark Garagos. And we know that clip that they doctored and edited with the Michael Jackson documentary made him look like he was yelling at people, victims not to come forward against Michael Jackson, but he was talking about being secretly recorded on an airplane. Oh, shit. You never saw that? No.

You never heard of that. I remember he was portrayed. I didn't watch the Michael Jackson Docks and stuff. But I remember he was portrayed in those in... Yeah, but there's an A and a B. I mean, you can find the wrestling thing, but you can also find the Mark Garragos A, B. Like where it's real and where it's a doctored.

They cut it. You know, no, it... It'd be like... It's like find people on both sides. Yeah, yeah. Same stuff. Except for they didn't need to edit it. I don't know.

The whole film was there. Or inject bleach or whatever the fuck they were lying about. That's them just sort of lying. Of course they know what they're doing. That's why they're doing it. Yeah. If it's innocent, you don't cut it up a certain way. I make documentaries and when you make a documentary,

you have a sort of an interest in a theme and a thing. you try to sort of compel people to think or feel, you know, this way or that way. But you can't make shit up and you can't lie. And you can't do what these guys do now. Make stuff fit your narrative needs. Yes. All right. So we'll find the Jiu-Jitsu one.

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We will land on you like a ton of bricks. We will land on you like a hammer. If you do anything to besmirch this man's reputation, anything to intrude on his privacy in any way that's actionable, we will unleash a legal torrent like you've never seen. Yeah. Michael called, and I hadn't talked to him in a minute. I remember when he did that.

I remember when it was live. and he was really what really pushed him out there was there was a bunch of shitty reporting about Michael Jackson. And that's what he was angry about, too. Well, it's mostly talking about being secretly recorded on an airplane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so that's what happened. Yeah, but if you explain there were two women that were fighting. Yes, I'm looking for two women, the six two woman and a five two bantam weight.

He can't find it. Female. But these are dudes fighting. These are dudes fighting. Yeah. But here's my whole thing. You don't have to give us a substitute if you can't find two women, that that's what he's talking about. Yeah.

A friend of mine has kids in their early college, late teens, and the male in particular, he was talking about how he doesn't look at college. He's a bright kid, too. He's being, quote, forced into the trades. Oh, really? And I thought, oh, good. And that's what my friend said. That's right. Good.

Who's forcing them into the trades? There's no opportunity. He doesn't want to be a doctor, doesn't be a lawyer, doesn't want to be an accountant. Why go to school? It's just being like, not forced in the sense, directed towards the trades. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the other, it's a process of elimination type of thing. Yeah. And it's like, why should I do all that stuff? When I, he's, they are sort of not caring about all the shit going on in the world, which I thought was interesting. Who's they? They meaning these late teens, early 20s. And the males in particular are leaning to. towards trades, which is, I thought that was a good sign. It's nice. Yeah, right? Yeah. We'll see. What are you laughing at?

I'm just laughing at. I can't get over what young dudes don't know. I can't get over it. I can't get over it. It's dumbfounding to me. But I guess it's, I guess it makes sense. And by the way, I've another thought about Mr. Garagos. very young in that picture.

And I didn't realize when he was a lot younger, he really looked like the guy behind the counter at Zanku Chicken. He really did. He had the Armo going strong back then. Now he's a stately gentleman. So we're not seeing this video, Drew, so I don't know. Any of that it's just. I really, I do not.

There it is. Thank you. Well, why? Because I want to show you what a 5-2 could. That's a lot of searching. It's not necessarily all over Twitter, though. Okay, it was all over my feed. So it's a giant woman fighting a miniature woman.

Yeah, and just the point was we were talking about, you know, the little waifie women can do a little damage. She ends up winning this fight. Really? Yeah. And it's kind of interesting. And it's very, the reason I brought it up, her sort of, I don't know what we call it, scrappiness, her sort of, what do we call that? She's just energy. Her energy, very similar to what I saw in the tape with the chick abusing her boyfriend.

Yeah, I mean, the little ladies trained, obviously. And this must be abroad because they always do these things. Probably Japan, right? Yeah, this does not look above board. It seems a little scripted. Oh, really? I don't. Now, Andrew is very keen.

Well, it looks, there's Russian writing on some of this day. I don't feel like this looks cooked, but Andrew's very keen to say things are AIed or cooked or something. I don't know. The whole setup is cooked, you know what I mean? It's sort of a bizarre setup. No, I don't. This doesn't, Andrew, I've seen enough fights.

This looks like a fight to me. I mean, that looks a little unskilled or whatever. They're doing what they're trying to do, but you think this is scripted? Andrew? It just, it's fishy. she looks like someone who just got off her couch. She's wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt.

She's a big lady, and I don't think it's flattering to her to wear the cycling shorts and the sports bra. But I also think it's part of the, this is a spectacle. It's not a fly. Yeah, yeah, it's a spectacle. Yeah. And like I said, it's sort of out of the country. It's kind of like, we may be the only country in the world that does, that outlaws cockfights. I think every other nation has cockfighting.

I don't know that cockfighting is illegal. I mean, it's going to be illegal in like Scandinavian countries, but I don't know. See if cockfighting's legal in like Central America and a lot of other like Latin countries. There are a lot of things we do in the free land of the free. It ain't so free. I mean, just look, vaccine mandates, for instance. 88 countries, no vaccine mandate.

Three of five communist countries, no vaccine mandates. Right. We have to have our bodily integrity assaulted just as a matter of course. Uh-huh. All right. Legal, most Central America. It's, uh... But it persists as tradition.

It persists tradition. Uh, you know what I was thinking about earlier today? Picture this. Picture cockfighting is legal in Peru, or it's recognized as a cultural heritage. with over 17,000 operating arenas. Jesus. Yeah. That's why Peru doesn't manufacture a car.

Because they have cockfighting arenas. They have cockfighting arenas. Think about this concept. What? To a founding father. Okay. Explain this one to a founding father. 1780s man.

A fishing license. Oh, yeah. You need a license. You need to get the government, is going to get involved. You need to pay the government and get a license so you can go to that lake over there

and fish and then eat it. That's that means they're officially involved with everything. Yeah. You need a license to go fishing. It is such an odd

thing we've done, isn't it? It's not odd for the government. Yeah, the government just keeps growing, of course. It's odd for the people who willingly go along with it. It's odd for Jane Fonda to tell Bill Maher

there should be more regulation. Did you just do another Bill Maher? Was that the old interview that came up? I did Bill Maher like a month and a half or two months ago. It was? It was going around again. It was. I saw it. Who recently? I saw it yesterday. But again, on my feed I also saw this wrestling

on my feet. Well, the X thing is an interesting thing because I'll see an X thing five times and then I'll come in here and I'll go, it's all over the X. And then Andrew ago it's not. By the way, what percent of the country is on X? Look at that number. It's a tiny number. It's shocking when you really

look at it. What was the clip? It was the clip of Bill talking about how his relationship with Jimmy had imploded because he had dinner with Trump, I think he was talking about. Oh, no, it's because Jimmy's wife, Molly, gave some interview. Or no, they were on a podcast

together, I guess, where she said, you know, I got some Trump voters in my house and, you know, I don't talk to them. or some version of that. That drives Bill crazy. That drives Bill crazy. That is his Niagara Falls. As of...

Oh, on. Do you get that reference, Chuck, the Niagara Falls? I'll even make it easier. Niagara Falls. Home of the hose clamp. That's the birthplace of masking tape and hoseclam. No, it's a... The only reason I asked you is because it's a big,

famous Three Stooges bit. It's like a comedy. It's a famous comedy bit that while you're young, if you're a student, it's like this. Mike Tyson studied Archie Moore and knew who Archie Moore is because he studied the subject of boxing.

And so he watched all the greats, obscures from the 30s and the 40s, but he knew who they were because that was his field. So Mike Tyson was 19, he knew who Archie Moore was, even though Archie Moore's last fight was in 1962. So Niagara Falls is your Archie Moore, you understand? But that means you're Mike Tyson of comedy. That's a different.

It's different. But it means you could be, you should be. That's the way you should be. We should all be like Mike Tyson. We should be studying everyone who came. before us is what I'm saying. And speaking of that, as of late

2025, approximately 21 to 23% of U.S. adults report using X formerly Twitter. So that's higher than you think. It's a lot hard, I think. Maybe I was looking at a number of how many of sort of using it now or on a daily basis

or something like that. I saw under 10%. But anyway, okay. So that's a lot of people are there. Good. I think that's a good thing. Yeah, and I don't get the racist hate mill or something and dumpster fire that Elon Musk is creating. Yeah. I don't get it. It says people say what they want and then you can believe it or not.

The problem is if you stop and read it, it'll send you more. And so Instagram really, fuck, God, TikTok's ridiculous. I want to say this in my defense, Drew. As far as what? What are you defending about? Another bit. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Chuck. Do you know the most famous comedy bit of all time? The seven words you can't say on television? Okay, that's a good one. I'm going to have to guess at this too. Okay. That's a good call. And we're like the last hundred years.

Yeah. Who's on first? Who's on first? Yeah. Yeah, in a weird way, I guess a comedy bit. You know who's on first? Yeah. You know the Phil's name? Who?

No. I haven't Costell. All right. But here's the point. Somebody yelled at me and called me a douchebag. By the way, I like this tweet, Andrew, so we should find it. And I was incorrect about something. But they kind of blow through it. Would they blow through the incorrect part? Well, here's the point. I always said who's on first is a bad comedy premise bit because you are making up names.

It's reliant on the third baseman called, I don't know about that. Just I don't know. Yeah. And that's not a name for anybody. Yeah. And neither is tomorrow or ask me later. I don't give a darn as a short stuff. Right.

Right. You know the bit. You know the bit. So here's my point. It's a flawed premise. It's not connected to reality. Because nobody is named that. Yeah.

But this person who yelled at me on X said at the beginning of the bit, he says they all have nicknames. And, and it. That's true. It's true. Now, he kind of blows through it. He goes. But nicknames in baseball are whitey and lefty. Yeah.

Not, I don't know. Yeah. He goes, because I memorized this. All right. Well, tell us. Then tell us. I don't know if I can very do. He goes, these guys in baseball, they all have the funny names.

We've got Dizzy Gillespie, whatever. These treats start from the third. Not the one I saw. Okay. In the recorded version that they used to play on Dr. Demento, to really time things, you know, put things in historical context. He would go through about. Dizzy Dean, by the way.

Dizzy Gillespie was a trumpet line. I understand. About 20 seconds of it. And he goes, you got a team. Hold on. Was Dizzy Dean and Dizzy Gillespie, Chuck? Which one was the ball player in which? one's a trumpet player?

Dizzy Dean was a baseball team. Okay, right. See, I knew it. Mark Tyson again. Yep. And he goes, yeah, you got a baseball team. You got a baseball team. He goes, you got a first baseman.

He got a first. I don't know. What's the guy's name? Who? Guy on first. Who's the guy on first? Who? Tell him who's on first?

And it just goes from that. Now, who's on first? I guess you could have a nickname who, although there's never been anyone who's ever played baseball that's ever had a nickname of who. But it's such a ball. The elaborate thing, you go, you play the fraud.

There's no nickname of a guy named I don't know. Or tomorrow or today. Look, these got a bunch of different crazy names. Right. What I'm saying is there's a version of this that the late great Fred Willard was telling me about, which is the band, the rock and roll band version of this. So who's playing Saturday? Yeah.

Who's playing? Yes, they are. Oh, interesting. And then they go, they go, who's opening for them? Yes, yeah. Guess who? I'm not going to guess. You tell me who.

Guess who? I told you. Who? And then who's the opening of them? Yes. Yes, who? No, they're doing Saturday night. That's good.

Right. You can do a version of this with rock bands. Wow. But you can't do a version of it with guys because there's no one named I don't know. There's no one's nickname. All right, by the way, here's what a person wrote to me. You read it, Andrew. I can barely read it from here.

Just heard the Hodge interview when explaining who's on first. You left out the premise as to why the baseball players have nicknames that are a little odd. You, sad hack. You didn't describe the premise correctly. You went right past sad hack. I know, he said it. I know. But I really want you to emphasize it.

You sad hack. I'm sorry. I like you too much, Adam. I don't want to. I know. You sad hack. You didn't describe the premise correctly. I'm embarrassed for you.

Look, you guys tell me, it's true. I didn't hear the part where everyone's got a nickname. Because when they watch a tape, he'll just go. Everyone's got a nickname they say. Yeah. I still argue that nicknames in baseball are like shoeless Joe Jackson. and that's as far as it goes. And I don't even know if anyone called him that, but we decide.

Anyway, lefty, Pudge, Rodriguez. I mean, they're names. Bolodiceo. No, there's lefty and whitey and, you know, Lou, sweet Lou, you know, whatever. No one's named, I don't know. So I argue that the premise is still fucked up. But by the way. And by the way, so he's right on the screen.

I don't know it's not a nickname. Me calling me ace or clutch. comedy back then, all you needed was a clever idea. You needed a cadence. And a cadence. Yeah, huh? Yeah, huh? Yeah, huh. Driving the camp. Remember those guys?

Burns and Shriver. Yeah. Remember Burns and Shreter? Oh, we're talking to Mike Tyson. He doesn't know Burns and Shriver. All right. Tonight, tomorrow night, Norfolk. Shoot up on the love boat a lot, too.

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