The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2087 - Another January 6th Hoax EXPOSED! | Part 2

Episode Date: May 22, 2026

Adam and Dr. Drew continue breaking down the Michael Fanone January 6th controversy before looking over a California sample ballot and discussing how heavily skewed they believe the governor selection is toward Democrats. The guys also react to a bizarre video of a drag queen dressed as a pig performing at a Scott Wiener rally, Adam sounds off on why he believes politicians like Bernie Sanders are harmful to society, and they react to The View discussing Karen Bass vs. Spencer Pratt in the LA mayoral race. Adam also shares his thoughts on the Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano fight.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Recorded live at Corolla 1 Studios with Adam Carolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew's show. Yeah, get it on. Get on. Get on. Dr. Drew's board's 5.5. Distance, 5. All right. So we were talking about this Michael Phonone person. It was a capital policeman, and he became sort of the special.

spokesperson for the J6 committee. So they need people that they create that are almost comic book characters and then they push them up in front of the cameras and then they tell their tales of woe. And they always fit the part. You know, it always, it always works well. And then everyone gets, everyone gets, and it becomes compelling. Because it's done by a television producer, right? Right.

And also, I told you millions of years ago, Drew, that when we start playing fast and loose with the words, like, I was assaulted. It's like he put his arm on your shoulder and told you they had to leave the club. That's not assault. If she thinks it's assault, it's assault. Who are you? I'm like, okay. You don't get what you're doing. You have a traumatic brain injury.

You don't speak flawlessly and read perfectly. Well, let me stop. A concussion technically is a traumatic brain injury. All right. Well, I've been concussed. Yeah, but he says I had a concussion and a traumatic brain injury. That's the adding. That's the bullshit part. That's what I'm saying. If you have traumatic brain injury, look, there are people that come home from war with traumatic brain injury. They don't speak. When you say TBI, you mean difficulty functioning because of your head injury at minimum. At minimum. Right. Right. So you got concussed. Anyone who played football has been concussed. And we know that because he, I guess, lost consciousness for a minute and a half or something. It happens.

Okay. Not a good thing. Just, again, it's not that this never happened. It's that you guys have to add a bunch of zeros and creatine behind it and inflate it into something that was different than what it was. He was concussed. I'm sure he had traumatic. And that's the same thing as saying. He had a traumatic brain injury.

And I'm sure he had PTSD. And I'm sure he had a post-concussion syndrome. too. You should have added that in there. But your heart attack was your, that's on you. What is he even talking? I don't even know. Does a bad, does a scrum cause a heart attack? Not in a young male. Okay. So, and by the way, no. Okay. So we'll continue. Have we ever seen a heart attack in an MMA fight ever? No. Okay. Okay. Just checking. There we go. At the hospital, doctors told me that I had suffered a heart attack. And I was later diagnosed, with a concussion, a traumatic brain injury,

and post-traumatic stress disorder. All right, I'm going to check for any fractures. So they're checking him out now. Checking them out. Neurologically. They're doing all neuro exam on him instead. I'm doing fractures. Check my finger here.

He's going through the motions. Look at my nose here. Checking his pupils. Checking his eye movements. Checking motor function. Head neck exam. There's no obvious severe injuries. Can I find any fractures.

Pupils are equal. Open your mouth. Pupils, sir. All right. Is it all? You stay here and rest until you feel buttered. Thanks for. Did some water to wash out the...

You see us? No, it's fine now. That's the... Spray, the... Yeah, yeah. Tear gas. All right. The camera captured the violence of the crowd directed toward me

during those very frightening moments. Frighting. It's an important part of the record for this committee's investigation, for the country's understanding of how I was assaulted and nearly killed as the mob attacked the Capitol that day. Are you going to go to the hospital or not? And I hope that everyone will be able to watch it.

And they stole one of my pistol mags, too. They said, no, he's not going to the hospital. Right. Okay. So we don't know if he went or didn't go. It was nearly killed except for he's fine. Okay. Here we go.

And they stole mine, too, dude. All right. They stole his gun or they could have stolen his gun? They could have? I can't. I understand if he said, I can't believe they stole my gun or not. Now there's a whole new deep vid about magazine, pistol magazines being thrown on the ground that I just saw today in the halls. It was kind of crazy.

It's kind of weird. I don't know. Andrew'd have to ask his brother about that one. But anyway, he went to Georgetown Prep, same school, Kavanaugh, one, two. Oh, interesting. Yeah, so, look. I'm sure it was a horrible experience. I'm sure.

Listen, listen to me. Yeah. I am sure, look, I attempted to be a fireman, but I couldn't be a fireman. But if I was a fireman and I had to run into a warehouse that was on fire, it would be a horrible experience. But it's what I signed up to do. And it's also what I trained to do, just like people in the military do that as well. that's kind of what it is. So the whole cop thing where it's like a horrible experience and you were scared for your life is up, I get it on a human level, but let's not forget you are getting paid for this stuff and you train for this stuff. Wasn't there a five minute conversation before the committee got assembled about whether the cops were sort of appropriately trained for the capital? Remember that conversation? Kind of. Were they, were they, are they up for the kinds of things they might see if the Capitol's ever, you know, whatever?

Yeah. So anyway, there was some concern about the people, the personnel and the training at some point. You had a heart attack, although we don't know how that worked, but you had a heart attack. That has nothing to do with this. That has nothing to do with what you're calling an insurrection. That has nothing to do with it. You were out for under two minutes. You said over four minutes, which is not good.

And that's about the most compelling shit you got, but you're still lying about the one thing you're not lying about. that did happen. You scared for your life, neither here nor there. Every cop who answered a domestic call can say, I was scared for my life when that door opened or whatever. That's, that's you, just kind of being a pussy in front of Congress, essentially, scared for your life. Okay, everyone's scared. Then everyone's scared for their life. But that's where the training and the personnel stuff, questions were coming up. You're not supposed to be scared for your life. No, one. You thought that were going to take your gun and kill you. And you know what?

AOC thought she was going to be killed and worse. She was going to be right. That's what she thought. She was three blocks away. She wasn't in the building, but she thought she was going to get killed and raped. But it never happened. So that's kind of on you. And it's not only that.

It's an argument for the other side. You thought you were going to be raped and killed. You thought you're going to be shot by your own gun. no one ever did it. So you're making their argument, fucking idiots. And then your traumatic brain trauma is more hyperflation about something that the fucking didn't happen. I mean, you got concussed. Yes.

But you don't have brain trauma. You got concussed. That says it all. All right. Now we're moving on. And you're fucking lying. And everyone, then he became a spokesman. By the way, then you get to retire, which is awesome.

You had one skirmish that lasted two and a half hours and just get to fucking retire, full benefits. You become a hero. You write a book. Oh, yes. You write a book. And then you get to parade around and chum it up with Bob De Niro, who stands behind you when you make speeches against Trump. Here's all I'm saying, the heroes. You know what I mean?

like your George Floyd's or your Michael Browns are going to do any or this guy. Does anyone really turn out to be a hero? All the guys you parade, all the people the left parades out front. Does it ever work out? The Maryland dad, you know, who did a little human trafficking, you know. You've hung around those guys when your kids were playing Pop Warner. A little trafficking. Jesus Christ, did it ever work out?

Yeah. Is anything ever actually is bad? as you say it was. We're back to the zone, though, where I would argue we've lost track of what a hero is. We're all so upside down. I don't think we know anymore. I'm a hero. Oh, he twice, he testified in front of the January 6th committee.

He was so compelling. And he got this big committee and they take up tons of time and they take up tons of money and nothing comes out the other end and then they destroy a bunch of records. Okay. That makes sense. I'm sure all of that just happened. the way they said it happened. By the way, they fucking reach for the stars, too.

Like, you're calling something a deadly armed insurrection. That's shooting for the moon. Yeah. When none of those three, like pick two of the three. You know what I mean? In a weird way, aren't we seeing the behavior of bureaucracy? I mean, isn't that what sort of being? It's that a lot of control bureaucracy.

There's a lot of people think running a while, too. Within bureaucracy, right? Which is a lot of, let's have committees, let's talk about. Let's get to seat at the table. Mm-hmm. And, you know, the World Health Organization now, giant bureaucracy. Yep. Doing horrible, making horrible choices.

We need more. Ask. Good, Jane Fonda. And, oh, yeah, you brought your ballot here. But where'd it go? Oh, here it is under here. You're doodling on it, you goofball. I was using it for my sort of writing pad.

I know, well, where'd it go? I didn't know where it went. Your hand was on it. And my hand was on it, correct. I mean, maybe had some traumatic brain. Maybe it's just old. All right. We got the California ballot here.

California ballot, but I wanted to say something else about bureaucracy before we get into this. I was reading something somewhere where somebody said, you know, bureaucracy is about, you know, right now I'm watching everyone freak out about AI. The same people that freaked out about climate change or freaked out about AI, not because of its impact on climate. They're not worried about that anymore. No. That seems to have been something they've moved. gone from. There are also people are just fucking scared.

They're just scared of everything all the time. They just go through life, half scared. This is why yell at everyone. Have a safe day. Have a safe day. Be safe out there. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

You're grinding society to a halt with your fucking retarded safety. Fuck off. Go do something. Jesus Christ. Guilty. I'm guilty of bringing that on. Drew, stop ringing your pat. This is not at all.

we intended. You know what I mean? Listen, we have created a army of pussies, and it is fucking up our society. Sorry. And it's also chick think, and we sided with the chicks, and everyone went fucking safety, and we fucked everything out. So back to, I was thinking about AI and how people were like, they're freaking out about it. Every television show is about how AI is going to ruin creativity and the human experience and human input and art is done. And therefore, television. television is done as writing is done and everything's done because AI is going to take the jobs and take over. And I read something. I wish I could remember where it just got me thinking about how bureaucracy takes that fear and goes, yeah, we got to slow this down.

And somebody said, I think it was Musk said this, that if, you know, back when they first saw the steam shovel, they're like, that's going to take jobs away. And somebody pointed out, why don't you just have people dig with a spoon? Right. Then they'll all have jobs and they'll never be move. We'll never be. We need spoon-ready jobs. Yeah. As opposed to we've replaced by a steam shovel.

There's replaced by a crane. There's replaced by, you know, and we just, things move. They move along. And then we adjust. We have new jobs. We have new ways of advantage. Listen, I completely agree. But here's the thing.

The only argument I will say is the pace is faster. And when the pace is slower, you have more time to acclimate. You know what I mean? So this is going to go move faster, which I don't care about. But I get the difference between replacing the horse with a car. That's a multi-decade proposition, whereas this is three and a half years or whatever it is. And it is what it is. I'm not going to argue with it.

And I'm with you on the steam shovel analogy. If only thing I would say that might be different is the speed and the pace. What's weird about the speed and the pace, which I do. totally agree with you on is at the same time as the speed and the pace is sped up, we've sort of stopped doing things that slowed down. Like we stopped building things, we stopped building bridges, stop building dams, we stopped engineering things. Yes.

We just stopped. Yes. It's weird. I mean, I guess we're building still. I mean, there's still stuff going on. But the buildings are all sort of formatted the same and things. Listen, the Hoover Dam was built in five years. In what year was that?

40 something or was it 50s? 1931. I mean almost in the 20s. I mean that thing was being designed in the 20s. Yeah. You go look at that thing. You go, holy shit. But as I say

my comedy routine, women weren't involved and we didn't have discussions and we didn't talk about environmental impact and no one needed a, now, there wasn't a million discussion group. Roseball was built with horses and steam shovels. Really?

Yeah. All right. We'll take a quick break. We have our sample ballot there. Drew, find the right page. And then we will also talk about Scott Weiner's campaign video, which is awesome. Oh. We'll do that right after this.

At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light, and I was transported to another place. Pluto TV. Then I heard a voice. Come with me if you want to live. There were thousands of movies and movies. shows and they were all free. The truth is ours. It's just so

beautiful. On Pluto TV, free streaming of Terminator 2, Fringe Arrow, the 100 N-EX files may cause excitement, loss of sleep, and sudden belief in extraterrestrials. No credit cards or alien encounters necessary. Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. All right. We have sample ballot, California,

and you opened to the governor page. I opened to the governor page. You just flopped down in front of me with the governor just the first page. Oh, you want the No, no, no, no, the first page where you can vote. Not the instructions. No, Drew, just the first page.

Yeah, that's before the governor. Oh, that's before the governor? Yeah. Oh, I thought the governor. And it's all shit I don't know anything about. I thought the governor was the governor. No. Now it's, there's like sheriff and there's unified school district special.

Oh, that's all before. The way it's formatted, it looks like the governor pages. I know. Let's just go to the governor. Yes, thank you. which is what I was trying to do. All right. So the first thing that would strike someone,

perhaps not from this state, I imagine, about the governor selection, you were to fill in and vote for one candidate. One candidate. From amongst 45. 45 candidates. There are 45 candidates here. I would say 41 of which,

I've never heard their names uttered before. Do they, Pat Paulson on there? See, Drew got that joke. That's timely. Shock wouldn't get that joke in 200 million years. Why should he? He shouldn't. He shouldn't.

Look up Pat Paulson for president? He's a comedian. Well, Pat Paulson is... Andrew might know the name Pat Paulson. I doubt. He's not old enough. Pat Paulson was a humorist? What we call Pat Paulson?

Stand-up comedian. Was he sort of like a Woody Allen character kind of? But he was a Woody Allen's stand-up. They used to have humorous, you know what I mean, where they weren't really stand-ups. They were sort of... Will Rogers. I was going to say, Will Rogers types, you know. What would Pat Poulson, like, what would we call him?

Comedian, it's satirist, they call him. That's what I said. Wait, didn't I say satirist? Might have. What did I say? You said humorist. Oh, I was thinking satirous. Oh, I said humorous.

I said humorous. I think. I think. Saturday's what I think of Will Rogers as a humorous, not even a sadderist. Because he wasn't satiring anything. But Pat Paulson would sort of lampoon things a little bit. Don't think that way. I don't know.

By the way, I don't, Andrew, I never get why you think we're done with something that we're talking about. You can just leave it on there. This is the, this is his, what, a campaigned stump speech for president with the Smothers Brothers. Do those, you guys know the Smothers Brothers? All right, Pat Pulsom. Let's see. Let's hear him. Mr. Chairman, ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, members of the press, fellow Americans, my friends. Esteemed brethren, citizens, fellow patriots.

All television viewers, staff of the Smothers Brothers Show, excluding writers, the vast CBS network president Kim Le Masters All races and creeds Everyone on this planet within the sound of my voice Bigots, drunks and perverts Why a lot of speaking time has run out A lot of television time too Yeah

As I campaign through this wonderful land This is primetime So this is Pat Poulson running for whatever He ran every year Martin Van Buren. I swear to God, they look a lot. I'm going to guess. Anyway, yeah, he was a satirist, and he ran for president. And that's why he did not run for governor of California, however. Yeah, okay. So where's the governor on there? How long does it take to get to Steve Hilton? Steve Hilton? Is it alphabetical? No, it sort of random. But yet Tom Steyer ends up at the top,

number of uno. Yeah, that's a little. So there's 45 names. and the rich guy who the Democrats want to win ends up at the very top, the first column, and the left. And right after him is Eric Swalwell. Oh, really? Yeah. How? Wait a minute.

Yeah. So I don't get, and maybe Andrew can look it up. Shouldn't they say, look, let me tell you this, Dr. Drew. Yeah. It looks a little like Van Gogh. That's not who I was thinking of. Okay. I knew this wasn't going to work with you.

But listen, when I did that Celebrity Grand Prix thing five times, they put all the numbers of the cars in a hat and you had to pick them out. So nobody had an advantage over that car, that car. You randomly got your car. So they should either go alphabetically or they should put everyone's name in a ping pong ball and put it in a hopper, just pull out whatever the order it is. So how do they end up with the two Democratic front runners first and second? And by the way, whatever they said they did, I don't believe them. I don't believe them either. But so.

So now we're in the second column and Katie Porter is right in the middle of that. Okay. Then then a bunch of other names I've never ever, something I can't even pronounce. So the guy they want to be governor is number one on a list of 45 names. Well, these two chain fond wants to be governor. Yes. No, they want. I mean, I mean.

They don't want Katie Porter. aren't they kind of behind her too? They don't know. Here's what it is. She doesn't have as good a chance. I'm not saying who they want. They would like Mao and Stalin to have a baby and come here and run the state if they could. But realistically, this is what they're looking for.

All right. So I'm going 15, 30, 40. So actually there's 60 candidates. So there's 15 in each column. We're into column three now. So we're 1530, 45 in. And still, I don't recognize anyone in that in that. Yeah.

Now, I don't know. What did you do, print these before Swalwell dropped out? I guess. Yeah, I think that's sort of procedural stuff here. Well, wait a second. Swalwell dropped out of the race, but his name will still appear on the ballot due to timing per ABC 10. Yeah, okay, timing. Yeah, they printed the thing out.

Yeah. Okay. That means. That's fine. Go ahead. So in the first, oh, Antonio Villarigosa. He's in there, too, and the first, not the first 15, but the second 15. Each column's 15. Right. So in the first 30, there are four names I recognize.

Where's Steve Hilton? Hold on. So going on to the third column, there's not one name in there I recognize. Now the last column, going from 45 to 60, to be fair, This one has several names. Hold on here. Where's Bacera? Oh, there. He's in here. He's in this list, too. Okay. So in this, so Steve Hilton is in this list, not at the top. No, no, where is he? He's third from the, so he'd be 48th. Okay, 48th. All right. And where's Spencer Pratt with the mayoral stuff?

We've got to go to mayor. I know. I'll give you a second. You can load up that Scott Wiener stuff. I just don't. I don't get what's going on with a lot of these guys. Scott Wiener, San Francisco, whatever. Gay, but also seems to be a fucking weirdo too and somehow is pushing it out there all the time. Like, hey, I'm doing my thing.

I'm going to christen this library, but I have a trans guy to help me do it. It's like, can we keep all this shit out? Can you just worry about potholes and stuff? No, no, no. How dare you? All right. seat at the table.

I'll play this. Represent. You can find your marital thing on your own, then. I can't find it. Well. It's weird. Where is this from? Well, maybe it's the California one and not the Los Angeles one.

Okay. All right. Let's put it away and let's never touch it again because it sounds it makes. I get rid of a child check. Good? No, we're good. Okay. All right.

You're ready? Yeah. Here's, now this is Scott Weiner doing what? He's campaign video. Elaine Collode. otherwise, also in that second, that last, the last category. Okay. What is Wiener doing here, though?

It's this, this campaign, what? What's he announcing? Or maybe she'll announce it. It's crazy. Is this him or somebody representing him? No, this is somebody represents him. Okay. Oh, we do this in front of kids too.

And by the way, the piggy thing has a special meaning. Oh, it does? Please look it up. All right. Here we go. Piggy and poo. I suggest you look up. And fetish.

Here we go. With pollets and hand, there's a choice monumental. Scott Reeder is a girl's best friend. Hold on a second. It's a man dressed. as a woman and sort of a negligee with a pig ears and pig nose snout and pink hair. So the piggy thing goes beyond a female female performer or transgender thing. That's another signal.

It's a fucking freak show. They're all fucking weirdos. And this shit freaks kids out. And if kids aren't freaked out by this shit, then you've done your job and they're fucked up. So here we go. Why? To hell cares. God fights for Daria.

The wiener is a girl's best friend. Attack pro who spends all his millions, but don't be fooled. Even AOC doesn't like you. So, I mean, it's funny, right? It's meant to be funny. The wiener is a girl's friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that part.

I just, I don't know why everything he does has to be something gay or something trans. I don't care. I wouldn't want. That's always been his thing. I know, but knock it to fuck off and start doing shit that people care about. This is the big problem we're having.

I don't, look, if you're heterosexual, let's not make it all about medallions and open shirts and swinging. I don't want to know, but just fucking get some, some shit done. By the way,

In a city in San Francisco that's completely fallen apart in the last 10 years. At one point, it looked like he was going to be good. He really did. He does get stuff done. It's just he did everything backwards. He was going after the homeless thing and that just completely took a turn. What did you find about Piggy, gentlemen? Fantasies that include the desire to experience a different, I'm reading as he writes,

knowing now knows. Anyway, I don't know. Well, listen, when I was back on your mom's house. I don't want any fucking weirdo shit. Just fucking diet and exercise, meat, potatoes, get the fuck on. By the way, then go home and butt fuck the shit out of your boyfriend. But I don't want to fucking hear about it as part of your working day. But listen, I work with dudes on a job site.

I don't know what they're up to in their private time. And I don't give a fuck. I'm paying them to do something. They do a job. then they go home and they do whatever the fuck they want. Let's say the difference knows. So I'll tell you why I came up on. Like a piggy snout as a means of sexually humiliating your partner.

Well, it's sort of experience. It goes worse. It goes worse. And when I was over at your mom's house during Dr. After Dark, we had a whole series of videos from these folks. And it goes bad. It goes dark. It gets pretty wild.

Yes. But that's a, that's a, that's a, extreme fetish world. And not, I'm tired of fucking celebrating everyone. You want to suck dick, go fucking suck dick. I'm not going to celebrate you. And you want to dress like my fucking grandma did in 1972. Knock yourself out.

I don't need to celebrate you. And you're Somali or your Armenian, fine. I don't need to celebrate you. And good news, you don't have to celebrate me. Don't worry. And so the, the, this is fucking Christ. In the celebrating category, though, it's pride adjacent, right? Also, you have a fucking screw loose and you're molested as a youth by your stepdad.

Okay. Where's this? Chill the champagne, fucking weirdo. Good to celebrate you because you're fucking victim of molestation. But I would argue that the use of pride, the celebration of pride, not the pride movement, but pride itself was essentially. sin always is where people ask God to take away from them their pride not to sort of dig into it for weeks and months at a time it sort of can't be good for us I will tell you out of all the groups in our society the groups that exhibit the most pride probably black females who are

probably doing the worst in our society. And the least pride are like Asian cultures who just, I mean, they have pride, you know, their family, they have shame. Sorry, they have shame. And they don't lash out against everyone. The pride thing's fucking bullshit. It'll ruin you. It's right up there with the self-esteem movement. It's very close to self-esteem movement. It worries me. I think it's not good for people. I think throughout history, we've been warned about it for a reason. Self-esteem cannot. be bequeathed to you by the fucking government. You have to go do something. But if you don't, you should not feel good about yourself. Well, this is something I said a few minutes ago,

is that we don't know what a hero is anymore, right? I remember back in the 80s and 90s, some of the guys now our age then were saying, oh, we don't have any more heroes. It's really going to be a problem. Now we don't know what a hero is. Well, I was talking to you off the air about it. And here's what we got now. Drew and I were talking about this other day. We have Bernie Sanders, who perpetually does nothing,

has never fucking started a business, employed people, met payroll. He's never done anything except for take money from the government. That's all he's ever done is take money from the government. And he parades around the United States, screaming about oligarchs and those who have, too much and those who go to bed hungry and those don't have enough. And he wants to give people things. He wants to, he doesn't have anything. He doesn't create anything. He wants to take

other people's money and give it. He's a hero. He's applauded. People are feeling the burn. They love Bernie Sanders. Then there's actual person like Elon Musk who creates millions of jobs and billions in tax revenue. And God knows the tentacles of that octopus known as Elon Musk and the wealth and the creation and the jobs. Now, he's doing all the stuff Bernie Sanders wants to take. He wants to take his money and give it to dumb, poor, fat people who are angry and simultaneously scared. Everyone is scared and angry. Pick a fucking lame, bitch.

Either be scared or be angry. I'm angry, not scared at all. But these people are scared and angry. So they lash out all the time. What a way to go through life. But the point is, is Bernie Sanders gets to trot through life as a hero. And Elon is, you know, he has his fans, but he has a lot more detractors than Bernie Sanders does. And so the guy who gets to be the goat is the guy's creating everything.

And the guy gets to be the heroes. The guy who creates nothing. It just takes money from people. We have fucked ourselves up. We need to see people for who they are. Bernie Sanders is a useless sack of complaining shit, who, by the way, will never get anything done. He's going to complain about this shit and entire life is in his 80s now. He's going to die.

And he's just a hero. So like me being a hero, if I just came into this building every single day and I just went, you know what? You guys work so hard. You do so much. You sacrifice so much. You should have free lunch. You should have free lunch. So you should come here to work and you should get free lunch every single day.

And I know Chuck, Chuck, you have special needs diet. And Andrew, you got special needs diet over there. That should be provided for you every. Chuck's vegan and kosher. I need them both. You need that provided for you. And then I just left. And then the next day I just came back and gave a long speech about you guys should be fed.

And then I fucking left again. Well, I could buy them lunch. Yeah. I'm not doing it. No. But I'm making a fucking speech every day. about it. And then people go, I like Adam. Adam's a good dude. You know what he wants? Let's give people like. He wants Chuck and Andrew both to have free meals every day. All right. And then I'd just do that. And then I would die. And at my eulogy, you guys would sit there going, you know what? Adam, you know what he wanted? He dreamed of a world where these guys got free food. The man wouldn't let him do it. He said it every day. Yeah. But Elon's putting people on the moon. Imagine.

You imagined a world. Jesus Christ, we're so dumb. All right, take quick break. We're right back after this. This is Adam Carolla from the Adam Carolla show. If you care about predictions, you care about props. And right now, it's all about playoff, pressure from the hardwood to the ice. Every possession, every shift, every shot, well, it all matters.

Bet Online has always been the home of real sports betting. Deep markets, sharp eyes. and player props built for fans who know these games aren't random. The NBA playoffs are heating up, stars taking over, series swinging on a single score, and in the NHL, it's all speed. Grit and sudden death moments where one goal changes everything. Lines, tighten, pressure builds, and bet online delivers live betting and in-game odds that move,

with every bucket, every breakaway, every goal, this is where the action happens. We're experienced shows and where the smallest edge makes the biggest difference. Bet Online, the game starts here. All right. But we also were talking about how the credentials class is overrepresented, overrified upon. And Bernie's credentialed, right? It's been in the government forever. He's credentialed.

Yeah. He knows everything. He's been saying the same thing for 63 years and none of it's ever happened. I am so worried about this credentialing thing in fields away from science and math, where it's very objective, right? Like sociology or English literature or something. Well, there is a thing, too, where they're fucking nuts, and I've said it all the time, but they go, where's this guy know? He was on a reality TV show.

You know what I mean? He doesn't know anything. That was that. Okay. Listen me. Every single guy of ever work with on a job site has never read a book about carpentry

and there is no manual. They've seen nothing. They've only been on a job site. Yeah. That's how they know what they're doing. Yeah. I don't, they're uncredential. Except for they've been there.

That's what shoemakers used to do to learn how to make a shoe. It's it. Yeah, there was one. I think there is... Chuck's hydrating. He's goshing. What's going on in here, Chuck? Bagel. Vegan bagel. All right. It's his new nickname.

There's a clip. I think there's a clip of the view. I think where they were complaining about Spencer Pratt. Because, of course, they hate anybody who wants to do something. But I think it was the one where they were explaining. that I think it's the one where they said Karen Bass got the

John Kennedy courage achievement award or something which is you know what I mean who cares that was her credentials made up award

from somebody on a plastic with a plastic statue on it remember we got our Shine Awards Drew we got Shine awards we're credentialed We're credentials because we're award-winning.

I'm award. Yeah, my buddy Dave Craven's got the citizen of the year in Santa Monica. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What do you do? I stopped a rapist. Oh. Yeah.

But, you know, it was funny, the way he stopped the rapist. He pulled out? He, no, he, he, he, he, Domino's Pizza had him on a no-fly zone. Yeah. Because they had so many difficulties with him. He's the citizen of the year. Yeah. That they wouldn't deliver.

They wouldn't deliver pizza to his apartment. What had he done? I'm just having to be honest. I mean, you got to know. This is Dave. He was thrown out of the military for beating an officer with a shoe. Oh, so, yeah, he's had his issues. But the point is, is he had no fly zone for Dominoes.

So, but he wanted a pizza. So he would tell Domino's a different address. And then when they'd pull up to that address, he'd just intercept them. And, you know, I'll take, here's $10. I'll take the pizza. Because they wouldn't go to his place. Right, right, right. So in the process of doing that in the midnight hours, someone was getting assaulted in the alley.

Yeah. And he jumped on the guy. Did pizza reinstate him as virtue being citizen in the year? It's a good one. Oh, I got to write this down. I got to write this down, I think. Because when he got his Citizen of the Year from Santa Monica, Kent McCord, who played a cop on Adam 12.

This is Hollywood, man. He delivered the Citizen of the Year thing to him, even though we're so crazy in Hollywood. This guy, he's not a cop. He's from a series. He became the head of the Screen Actors Guild or something. He became a big leader, political leader. Ah, I'm going to write that down.

All right. So. McCord. He actually had a house right next to my parents' condo at one point. Oh, really? All the time. Oh, okay. Here it is.

I think I remember this. This is awesome. But actually being qualified to take on that role as with- So Karen Bass will be running against Spencer Pratt. She is. She is. I just want to make this point. So Karen Bass has a JFK Profile and Courage Award.

She navigated California through the worst economic crisis since the Depression. She got California through it. Spencer Pratt was Snapchatter of the year. Hold on. She navigated. What the hell is that? California or L.A. through the worst financial crisis. We're in it.

We're in it. But she had a, our governor shut everything down during COVID. Oh, did she talk about that? I don't know. He got the coveted Kennedy. award for courage to fucking find a black chick to give this thing to. What is it even? Anybody look it up?

No one even knows what. Look it up. Okay. But hey, go ahead. All right, let's run her again. Let's see it. Then we can look up what that award is. I hope Avanotti got one too.

She's being qualified to take on that role as with- So Karen Bass will be running against Spencer Pratt. She is. I just want to make this point. So Karen Bass has a JFK Profile and Courage Award. She navigated California through the worst economic crisis since the Depression.

Spencer Pratt was Snapchater of the year. Hold on. She navigated California. She's the mayor of the city in California. I don't even know what she's talking about. But she can't navigate California. She could navigate Los Angeles. She's also not the one determining all the budgetary distributions.

That's the city council. Yeah. Well, she navigates. Yeah. All right, sorry. He won Snapchat of the year. I just want to make this point. So Karen Bass has a JFK Profile and Courage Award. Look it up. She navigated California through the worst economic crisis since the Depression.

Spencer Pratt was Snapchatter of the year at the 2018 Shorty Awards. Yeah. That's all. Well, I, you know, well, I mean, I think you're talking about I love that they have to clap. Oh, God, her audience should be rounded up and fucking thrown in the ocean. The Saturday Night Live audience, they've all become these weird. And I noticed this last week.

Also, if you're in the audience, you're unemployable. I'm not kidding. At the view, the view. But SNL. No, I'm not, yes, I'm sorry. I'm speaking of the view. Yeah. The SNL one, though, I've noticed this week they lost their edge a little bit.

Like the cast was trying the same old stuff again. And they're like, eh. It became a NEMA. What is this award? I, I, she, she won it in 2010, which is always, I, but not. 15 years ago. Well, I know, but that's, no, that doesn't make a difference.

I just want to what the award is. Karen Bass won the, the, uh, Kennedy Courage Award, depending on which category you are pursuing their awards and public servants and a separate national contest, high school students, four elected officials and public servants, the main profile and courage. Award honors modern-day elected officials who risk their careers to act in the public interest. What are the career? Let's go with the criteria.

They'll single down to courage. I wonder if that was. So it must be living an American elected official at the federal state or a local level who's demonstrated a single contemporary act of political courage. It involves valuing principle over political cane. Oh, boy. Even when facing extreme pressure from constituents or special interest groups. Right of the time she got back from.

from Ghana, the guy was asking her about leaving during the fire and she wouldn't talk to him for 15 minutes? Yeah. That's pretty brave, wasn't it? Courageous. And what was her act? Can you find, does it say what her act was? Hey, while they're looking that up, we're times running short here, I wanted you to quickly share with people the performance of your crystal brain as it pertained to the Ronda Rousey fight. That does pretty impressive.

Oh, I'm glad you brought that up. Yeah. Have you told that story yet? No. I don't like to talk about myself. Yeah, I know that, but I'll prompt it. We were, it was me and Mike August. We were driving. Well, let's look this up and then I'll tell you about my question. Okay. In 2010, she was of state, California State Assembly during the Great Recession, 2008 must have been. A long time, other leaders negotiated a difficult bipartisan budget. Term limited in the assembly

she was elected the U.S. House. Where is this courage thing? Well, what did she do? Please read it. I read it. I know, but you're not, what you do is you're in the microphone. You go, let's see here. She faced, I read exactly what's in there. Listen, I'll read it again. Read the whole thing. She faced,

she was speaker of the California State Assembly. She faced the height of the Great Recession and received the JFK profile and courage award alongside other state leaders for negotiating a difficult, bipartisan budget. So they got the Profiling Courage Award for doing their job.

I don't know. She risked something, Drew. Does she risk anything? No, it doesn't say. I think it's more of affirmative action shit going on. She got, they did their job. Yeah. And I'm not even sure that that was true because there's been problems with the way the

budget's been managed forever, but okay. The ladies from the view. All right. All right, so I was driving in a car with Mike August from Vysalia to, I don't know where my next show was the hour and a half away. I got my son on the phone. He likes sports books, stuff and gambling stuff and that kind of stuff. And so I said to him on Saturday, it was about four. Nah, it was like five or six in the afternoon, actually, because the show was at like eight.

And we're just heading over to the theater. I said to my son, like, who you like in the rouse? whatever. Actually, I said to Mike first. I said, you know, who do you like in the rousey, whatever? And Mike dabbles. He gambles on everything. Small bets, but he just does it.

And Mike always says the wrong head on everything. Mike goes, these exhibitions, they go on forever. Nobody's really punching anybody. And this thing's going to go to the distance. So I'll just take the distance. It's like the over-under on the distance, you know, two-and-a-half rounds plus or something. He was going to take it to go five rounds. I go, Mike, this is an exhibition.

They're going to be fighting. He goes, these things are always these kind of action. I go, they're not, no, this is going to be an actual fight. And then he goes, all right, well, they're going to be going back and forth. You know, maybe I'll take the over two and a half rounds. I go, no, no, listen, Rousey's going to get to the ground, it's going to arm bar fast. and that's how this is going to play out. And he goes, oh, yeah?

I go, yeah, so it's going to play out. So get her to the ground, she'll arm barer. It's going to be over. Don't take the over. When you told me the story, I think you said in 20 seconds or something. You said something like that. I said she's going to get her to ground fast. She's going to arm bar immediately, and this is going to be over, you know, kind of before it starts.

So do not take the two and a half over round bet or whatever it is. and Mike just kind of, it was like, all right, all right, okay. And then we talked to my son and we kind of hash it out a little.

And then we got to the theater and then I walked on stage. But, you know, we go on stage, the fight was going on while I was on stage. And I walked off stage at 9.30 or something. And Mike's like,

whoa, fight was over in 15 seconds. Arm bar, Rousy, Arm bar. I'm like, yeah, that's what I said. should have listened to me. He goes, I did, I bet on it. Which is amazing by itself. That to me was an

impressive part of the story. Well, because I had a, I had three UFC, I had two UFC things with Mike. I had Israel, Alessander, every say his name, we're at sea. He was fighting some like medium, slow white guy back at the height of his powers where people didn't know how slick he really was. I was that, we're on a cruise. I called up whoever. I said, put 10 grand. on this guy right now. And Mike's like, 10 grand. I went, you believe me, that's dude is slick. They don't know it yet, but he's super slick.

And Mike said, but a grand or whatever. Then the first time Francis Inganyu fought, God, what's his name? The white guy who's the fireman with the crazy name. Anyway, Nganyu's just huge muscular, like just crazy, crazy comic book build. fighting this kind of smooth, white dude. Oh, God, what's his name?

Fireman, every week, UFC champion. Stepe, yeah, Stepe Mayocheck. I said, Mike's like, this guys are grillish fighting this guy with the dad bodies. I said, no, no, he's not ready yet. He's built, he's like, but he'll gas out. He doesn't wrestle. He looks like all this, but he's not. Bet on the smooth guy, the white guy.

Bet on steep beat him. By the way, that was last time anyone's beat, that guy, because then that guy grew into what he had to do. But I said his skills weren't rounding up. So I made Mike money on these two fights, and so Mike tended to listen to me on the U.S.C. So God bless it. Interesting. All right. Sunday.

Coming up, Costa Mesa, California. Mm-hmm. That is Westwood Coast. Also, June 12th, Oklahoma City. Bricktown Comedy Club, two shows, and then Tulsa, two shows, Bricktown. And then Sunday, K-Rock Doc, Santa Ana, Jordan Family Classic Cars, man.

Come out and say hi, maybe Drew will come by it. That'll be on the 20th. What do you got, Drew? Go to Dr.com, it's all there. So, until next time, Adam Crowell for Dr. Drew, saying, Mahala. At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light,

and I was transported to another place. Pluto TV. Then I heard a voice. Come with me if you want to live. There were thousands of movies and shows, and they were all free. The truth is ours. It's just so beautiful. On Pluto TV, free streaming of Terminator 2, Fringe Arrow, the 100 NX files may cause excitement, loss of sleep and sudden belief in extraterrestrials.

No credit cards or alien encounters necessary. Pluto TV, stream now, pay never.