The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2097 - Adam Carolla Is Right Again! + Anne Hathaway Gives Mind-Numbing Speech | Part 2
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Yeah, get it on.
Got to get on a judgment.
Get it on.
Dr. Drew still in New York City.
So you're flying out on Friday.
You can't come join me.
Dr. Drew did a yeoman's job of stand-up.
You know, that's so funny that you would say that because that is the,
I thought I did not do a good job because the only feedback I got from you was,
I told you four minutes.
No, it is not.
It's not shut up.
First off, that's it.
I can tell you, I know you did a yo-man's job because I was in the back of the club
and there was a black guy and he went, yo, man, this guy sucks.
Oh, man, did his meatball just get corroded and exploded?
bro.
Andrew,
you see what
happened in Drew's
meatball?
It got moated,
then it got corroded,
and then it got exploded.
I got to be Team Drew
on that,
this one, man.
That was too mean.
That was mean.
A yeoman's job.
I don't get to big bucks.
Andrew,
I don't even perceive the meanness.
Whatever,
whatever you're talking about,
I'm sure what you're talking about.
True.
No,
God damn it, Drew.
I told you to do
five minutes.
You did like 13 minutes.
I said it was funny and you did a good job, but five minutes turned into third.
You did double the time, but that meant you're comfortable and you're not a comedian and I get it.
But I said it was very good and I said like three times.
So please.
Well, thank you.
But it's even more interesting to me than is all I heard was the negative.
That's right.
And that's why I like you.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, do you know, Chuck's.
on a seafood diet.
All right.
All right.
I got to write that one down.
You know, man.
I mean laugh.
All right.
Ann Hathaway.
Yeah, well, you had a little more
Fauci.
Oh, I got a bunch more Foucher stuff.
I got a lot of it.
All right.
Well, let's table that then.
And let's get into the Anne Hathaway thing for a second.
Because I, here,
here is sort of my relationship with blowhard celebrities and and politicians and oftentimes
mostly female politicians since they do more sort of non-salad salad talk you know Kamala Harris or
whatever and you tell me if this is something that you followed this trajectory with me drew
you ready yeah once upon a time people just said things and
And I would disagree with them, you know, and I go, well, I understand what the point is that the celebrity is making or maybe Gavin Newsom is making a point, but I disagree with that person and what their point is.
And I think the folks on the right and the conservative people and the folks I like, their points are very clear and then you can disagree with them if you're on the left.
I know exactly what Ben Shapiro is saying.
He's saying something and I know exactly what it is, right?
Yeah.
And then you can go, I agree or I disagree.
And I feel the same about Dennis Prager or Jordan Peterson or anybody on the right.
I go, okay, that person is making their opinion abundantly clear and then we can agree or disagree.
I'm now at the point with people on the left where I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Like when I talk to Gavin Newsom about the homeless situation or street vendors or something,
I really don't know what he's saying at this point anymore.
Do you?
No, not only that, there was an intermediate stage when you started going there,
talking about feelings, feelings, feelings.
And now that they've even gone past that to just garbled.
Yes.
So Anne Hathaway is giving a speech at the human rights campaign.
And she says something that Drew shared with me, but I saw it before I shared it with me.
And I don't really know what she's saying anymore, but let's listen to her speech.
With the exception of being a cisgender male, everything about how I was born has put me at the current center of a damaging and widely accepted myth.
All right. Pause it there for a second.
she's saying with the exception of straight white guys,
I am as privileged as anyone?
No, no, no.
She's saying in addition to all the cisgendered males,
I also.
What does that mean?
She said with the exception,
it sounds like she's saying,
I was born into this world myself,
as a rich white person who's yes but you know the fact you know what they never factor in
the ultimate privilege bone structure being being good looking beauty yeah check knows what
I'm talking about a lot of doors opening lots of doors and they just sit around but you could
argue generally see look they'll start to argue against genetic endowment generally genetic
A condominant for intellect.
I know.
We know who Ann Hathaway is because she has a long neck and a nice cheekbones.
And that's how we know who she is.
So that's kind of the ultimate gift, you know, in terms of born on third base.
You know, they do a lot of this.
He's sort of born on third base.
When you're born genetically attractive, that goes a super long way regardless of
male, female, black, white, Hispanic,
but I thought I was hearing her
make the point that,
but ahead of me still is the
cisgender male, white man. They're still
up front. Just the fact that we're arguing
over what the fuck she's talking about
proves she doesn't know what she's talking about.
No, she's saying, I think
she's saying, I was born into a system
where I got a lot of
advantages, but only ones
who got more were straight white guys.
Yes, yes, exactly. Well, then that's what she's
saying. Go ahead. It's hard to get there.
damaging and widely accepted myth.
That myth is that
gayness orbits around straightness.
Transgender orbits around cisgender.
I thought, stop.
I thought gayness orbited around uranus.
Come on, Drew.
Come on now, man.
Your beatball joke.
First, yo man, now fucking gayness
orbiting around Uranus.
I mean, come on, man.
I'm on fire, bro.
But the crazy thing is that she has said with those descriptions, let's call them, they're not even analogies, exactly nothing.
Yeah, yeah.
And by the way, that's kind of the way science is taught these days.
I have a great problem with how we teach people sciences because it uses shit like this all the time.
Yeah.
All right.
So anyway, whenever we restart, we have to go back 10 seconds.
Remember you used to talk about your car radiator needs to get flushed out, man.
Come on, man.
That's all the toxins, bro, building up.
Same thing.
Same phenomenon as exactly what you're seeing here that's gone everywhere now.
All right.
So gayness and Uranus.
Here we go.
And widely accepted myth.
That myth is that gayness.
orbits around straightness,
transgender orbits around cisgender,
and that all races orbit around whiteness.
And it is a myth that keeps money and power
in the hands of the few instead of being invested
in the lives of the free.
Hold on.
Invested into the lives of the free?
Yeah, we've got to teach logic again.
We've got to.
The free, you're saying into the lives of the free?
Why don't the free just do whatever they want since they're free, right?
None of these things line up.
Not one.
Also, I never get the invested in people.
Like, what exactly are we talking about?
How much investment in your kid should I make?
How much investment in my kid should you make?
Like, how about you just fucking take care of your kid?
I don't know anyone who's not doing what they want to do.
I mean, for good or for bad.
You know what I mean?
Like some people are a little disappointing.
Others are out there making hay while the sun shines,
but I don't know anyone who's not free to do whatever it is they want to do.
Yeah.
I don't know what this thing is.
She talks about it.
But anyway, we should be making investments in the free.
But how does orbiting mean anything?
What does that mean to orbit?
I think what she's saying is, you know, basically, you know,
cisgender white straight dudes, we're at the center of the universe and then outside are like rich,
good looking white chicks like her.
And then like outside of that is gay people.
And then outside of that is like the trans community.
And then there's some sort of what I like to call the black hole.
That's the African Americans that are hanging around, you know, where's the, where's the gayness is surrounding Uranus.
the African black hole is also in the universe,
and there's something like that.
That's what I got.
Well, I don't know.
And why is it a myth?
What myth are we?
What are we even talking?
It's just none of this things like that.
We should be clawing some of the money back from the people that benefit from the
gayness, Uranus situation, and get that money back and give it to the free.
I think that's what she said.
Okay.
I don't know. Let's run the whole thing.
And I won't, I will just run the whole thing.
Let's see if we can figure it out.
With the exception of being a cisgender male, everything about how I was born has put me at the current center of a damaging and widely accepted myth.
That myth is that gayness orbits around straightness.
Transgender orbits around cisgender.
and that all races orbit around whiteness.
And it is a myth that keeps money and power in the hands of the few
instead of being invested in the lives of the free.
I appreciate this community so much
because it's where I learned to reject this myth.
I appreciate this community because together
we are not just going to question this myth.
We are going to destroy it.
Oh, man.
Look at the look in her eyes.
She feels so good about herself for destroying.
I know.
She's so,
it's such a brilliant analogy she's put out there.
It's like so self-satisfied.
Also,
I don't,
on my list of things that need to be destroyed,
myths are way down.
You know what I mean?
Like I'd like,
I would like,
I ran to not have an atomic bomb more than getting rid of her myth.
And myths,
by the way,
they don't really exist.
I mean,
they're kind of visible.
It's really easy to pull apart with the fact.
You just teach people the fags.
Then it's kind of wrong.
Okay.
I didn't even know, but myth is kind of a weird word.
You know what I mean?
Myth means not tangible.
No one gets punched in the face by a myth.
Right.
You know, there's nobody who, you know, you could be in a street parade and a Muslim guy could
drive a van through it and kill a bunch of people, but that's not a myth.
Yeah.
That's a jihadist in a band, you know.
Can I just quickly bring up something that was on my mind.
I've been ruminating about when we played last show, Dr. Ian Smith's interview of you
in regards to the tweets about COVID in school unions and whatnot, teachers union.
But he talked about how the golden rule was men confronting other males who said something
they don't like and take them out behind the school yard fight with them.
That is not the golden rule, specifically not the golden rule.
But that is how men calibrate.
I thought that was really interesting.
The golden rule is treat others.
People don't know what the golden rules anymore.
Treat others as you would like to be treated.
As you would treat yourself, have them treat you as you would treat.
Look, once you inculcate that, if everyone just follow the golden rule, you have a magnificent
society overnight where you sleep with your doors unlocked and leave your laptop computer
on the passenger seat of your car with the windows down parked on the street overnight.
You don't need to calibrate.
You don't need to punch somebody.
in the face because they transgress.
They teach you accordingly as they would like to be treated and then there's no violence.
Well, it sounds like somebody needs to get boned up on his wow-wow-wobsy and learn what the golden rule really is.
It's you think of yourself as the coolest, Drew.
Right.
That's how you learn.
Yeah.
So Anne Hathaway, I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about.
Do you?
No.
And I'm an Ann Hathaway fan.
I've always thought she's extremely talented.
And, you know, I don't know why she, like, I blame, she's trying to sound smart.
She's trying to sound sort of poetic.
And it just, it just missed.
I blame whoever wrote that for her.
If she wrote it herself, I blame her.
If she wanted to say something of substance, I wish she had.
That's all.
But this, all this nonsense goes off as, I don't know, is something.
we should just accept that people say nothing and we applaud.
Right.
That's not,
it's the death of,
it's the death of logic and that's deeply.
It has a,
it's more,
as they would say,
problematic than just a sort of,
well,
that guy's talking about nothing and who cares.
Yeah,
it's like,
yeah,
you have to filter everything through the lens of Gavin Newsom,
who says nothing.
Right.
And he's,
ruining a state, right?
So when I told him...
Right. Now, when I told him,
I like to work big to small.
Take the big problems, work on the big problems,
and then you can get to the small stuff.
He then said in a very Anne Hathawayan fashion,
he said, uh-uh, I like to work small to big,
as if he was saying something that made sense.
Right.
But it made no sense.
Because, okay, what is small, what is small is check cashing.
Yeah, I mean, in terms of the city you live in.
Check cashing is small.
But, I mean, the real small stuff is we have initiatives where we go into kindergarten classes
and we explained about the transgender community, you know, that stuff doesn't exist.
And then big are like trains that never get finished and airport infrastructure and crime and shit like that.
How about the kids that aren't educated or are stuck home or all the horrible things they did?
All the stuff that we care about.
And then there's the little bitty pet project-y, whatever.
When I say pet project, I mean it.
Like a dog park could be opened on the west side or something.
I don't care.
It's small compared to crime or gang violence or street takeovers or infrastructure, whatever.
right. All right, quick break.
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By the way,
it's street takeover.
You played a video on X about that woman that got hit by one of those
and someone dragged drop.
Wasn't that you that retweeted that?
Maybe.
I usually do.
I think God somebody dragged her off.
But if you go close to that,
you're going to get taken out.
Yeah.
It's really dangerous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Right.
You know, it's fun.
funny is kind of interesting to me.
Definitions.
People.
Trouble.
Trouble, people, definitions.
Accuracy.
Specificity.
You know what I mean?
So it's funny.
I was talking to Mike August the other night.
And he goes,
oh man,
this whole group of these young guys
taken over, you know,
on scooters.
But it doesn't mean
scooters. He's just saying scooters.
You know what I mean?
I see the whole big mini bike gangs
and the dirt bike gangs take over,
but they're not on scooters.
But he just means, he just says
scooters, but for me it seems
weird to the whole takeover
gang on a scooter. And then I
go, mini
bikes, and he goes, yeah, yeah, the little
bikes, you know, but I go,
no, mini, mini bikes, mini bikes.
It's like old school, mini bike.
Bull tacos. Yeah, right.
lawnmower engines, Briggs and Stratton.
Like, it took a while, you know what I mean?
Because people are very just sort of with descriptions of stuff all the time.
But I think that's, but that dovetails very nicely to what we were just talking about
because in addition to the death of logic, there is a death of specificity to the point
where you can't know what people are talking about because they speak in such vague terms.
And this is a good example.
I wish I could think of some examples of it right now because I've actually been thinking a lot about that lately, that people say things and I have to go, now, what is it you're talking about?
What do we mean here?
What is this?
I don't have an opinion until I even understand what we're talking about.
Yeah.
Also, I've learned, like there's a lot of repetition and a lot of saying things that sort of sound insane.
And a lot of just sort of weird, I'll have lots of conversation.
I'll tell you where it'll come up a lot.
Tell you what it'll come up a lot is when you are trying to talk through mechanical things,
like over the phone, which I do a lot.
Like we're putting together a race car to take to Monterey,
and there's like side markers on the front fenders.
right, those side markers, but then also there's the front, there's another hole in the front of the car where the front grill is, where there were other lights that were taken out.
And in a race car, you take out the lights, the turn indicators, the side markers, you just put an aluminum plate over it or you fill it up or whatever.
So I was talking to my guy, Sean, and I was like, also, I know.
knew we had the plate covers for the side markers on the side of the car, side of the front
fenders.
So I said, Sean, do we have the plates for the front of the car where the turn indicators are?
And he goes, yeah, we got those, you mean the front?
You mean on the side?
It's always a weird thing, too, when they add stuff, you know?
And I go, no, no, just the front, front.
You're talking about the front, the markers on the side?
The front?
I don't know.
In the front, the turn indicator lights on the front of the car.
on the front.
We got plates for the front.
Yeah, where the turn signals are.
I go, yeah, I know.
I don't know why it takes a long time to like walk and talk people through stuff.
They're not bad.
They're just like, it takes a long time to talk people through sort of tangible, physical.
The ideas, forget about it.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
it's bias he's thinking about i think you probably think about the side of the car turn
indicators they're on the side they're going to turn you want to see what you're turning and he can't
get back to the front of the car once he's gone to once he's gone to the side i would definitely say
first off if you know me i know i would say do we have the covers for the side markers of the front
fenders i wouldn't say the front of the car the front of the car on the front it's at the front of the car
i don't know what's it's say that's how brains work man you got to be you got to be a little bit patient
them. I am. They get a momentum and they get stuck. Right. And then at some point, they'll repeat back
to you what you said as if you never said it. That'll be the funny part. Right. And so that's your
point about repetition. Do you know that one of the most effective hypnotic techniques is to repeat?
And you can get people to believe almost anything if they hear it enough. And that is definitely something
that's been writ large in the recent history.
COVID was all about that.
Remember all the chanting of the save and effective,
save and effective, save and effective, save and effective.
If one isn't saved, no one is saved.
One isn't saved, no one is safe.
Boom, pretty soon you believe it.
Very soon.
Yeah.
There's great.
There's great.
I love a great montage of all the news people
kissing Fouchy's ass.
I love it.
Also, I am,
it's it's it's it's odd to me that these people people make these great montages of these people
just being fucking wrong and at if i was on the losing end of that it would bother the fuck out of
me and it and uh fortunately uh there is no footage of me ever being wrong about anything so
i don't i don't have to worry about it but but i if i was raised
Rachel Maddow, I'd fucking have trouble sleeping every night knowing there's all these fucking
montages of me just going, when you get the vaccine, the vaccine stops with you, you can't
spread it, you know, just a montage of me being wrong. I mean, you could do a fucking
Dana Bash, Jake Tapper, a montage of them being wrong about everything. Yeah. For the last
10 years. You can do a hundred hours of
Joe Scarborough being wrong about Russian collusion.
Oh my God, yes.
And yet they show up the following day and they just show up to work.
And they say everything with as much conviction as the last shit they're wrong about.
And by the way, when I wrote my controversial yet accurate tweet,
remember I included you guys, you pussies got played and who's getting played next time.
Right.
Meaning this, it's not all about COVID.
They're going to move on to Hunter Biden's laptop.
And Usain Pussy Scott played by Hunter Biden's laptop, right?
It's true.
51 experts, 51 experts signed off.
Oh, 51 experts.
Just like Rochelle Walinsky.
Expert.
Yeah.
And what's her name?
I have.
Berks, Debra Birx.
Berks liar, but I forgot about the L.A. County, Witchy-Poo.
Oh.
I can see her like she's sitting there.
I'm having trauma.
Me too.
I washed her out of my hair.
Starts the W.
Who was the L.A. County?
It was just a cacophony of dumb dingbat chicks with fucking retarded ideas.
She was really terrible.
I mean, she was wrong about everything.
Remember her red light, green light, yellow light thing?
And I announced as soon as I came out, I said this is made up.
We will never get to green.
And in fact, we wouldn't be at green now.
All right.
That's what they do, too.
They do some sort of bullshit where they go, look, I have a system.
The system is if we have this many infections in a month, then that's a red light.
We have that many.
This is basically my mom and her biarrhythm wheel.
Could I get a ride to Teddy's house in Van Nuys?
Let me consult the biarrhythm wheel.
Oh, oh, oh, boy, extra critical day.
I don't think it would be a good idea to be driving today, son.
Sorry.
We can come back to me tomorrow.
I ask for a go-cart.
And let me check my biarrhythm wheel.
And then we can come back and talk about going out to LARIS for some prime rib.
But again, I'll have to consult the wheel.
Okay?
And we'll never get to green.
What was her name, L.A. County Health?
Not a doctor, a sociologist.
Right?
Yeah, the wicked witch that everyone made fun of.
and then at some point she got her daughter involved or something.
Something like that.
LA County Health Supervisor, Crazy Bitch.
That'll probably help you get to.
All these people do is fuck up for like three or four years and then just go retire and get a pension.
That's kind of what they do, right?
Oh, yeah.
How come her name is not popping up super quickly?
Barbara Ferrer.
Kayla Thomas.
Barbara Ferre.
Yeah, I know.
Kayla Thomas.
How does Google work when you put in L.A.
County health supervisor.
Well,
I'll tell you the one thing I've learned about AI.
You have to know what you're talking about when you go to AI.
So what they gave me was a whole list of these leaders in the public health department in L.A.
County.
I know who Barbara Farrer is.
So I'm scanning and I see that name.
That's it.
Yeah.
Well, Andrew.
I couldn't pick it out.
Andrew is good with AI as in A.
I suck.
I got to give it up to the master.
That's pretty good.
That's no yo man,
but that's pretty good.
AI suck at my job.
That's good stuff, man.
Come on now.
Yep.
That's funny.
Drew thinks it's funny.
I think it's funny.
That's good stuff.
Aye, aye.
All right.
We got a Barbara Ferreir.
Oh, I'm going to miss that witch.
All right.
So inaccurate.
Let me just say.
And to be fair to Barbara Ferre, she's probably just a lying bitch.
You just did, you know, listen, Fauci tells Newsom what to do.
Newsom tells the mayor what to do.
The mayor tears Barbara Ferrer what to do.
And Tin Horn Flats is no longer a business.
Adam, she didn't have to lie.
because she didn't know what she was talking about.
Good, good for her.
This is my point.
The people in these positions that have no judgment.
They don't have to lie.
They're just following orders, whatever.
Yeah, I know, but the orders are whatever.
Well, I want to play this video of this school board member,
came into this news show I was doing every night.
Before I do, I want to just also say that, you know,
when Fauci comes in and does his testimony for Rand Paul,
you're going to hear more.
I don't know, I don't remember than anything else.
Yes.
And then you're going to see the Democrats running into rescue him and tell him he's a hero.
Yes.
And then the press carrying the rest of the water all the way home.
Oh, yeah.
The press, like I said, they would be reporting on themselves if they told the truth about Fouchy.
And they're not, what do you think?
You think Wolf Blitzer's going to report on himself being a corrupt liar?
Right.
Or compromise?
I do think that's a way to kind of reestablish your.
your trust, you know, to fall in your store, look everywhere, clean up your street and
let's get going again and see if I can do better. That would be a way, but no one does that.
But I want to play this video. Let's play the video. Yeah, me talking to the school member. He came in
and he just like, he drops this on us. Hold on one second. We will summon that.
Anne Hathaway. I know. I'm now, but like I said,
I've crossed the Rubicon.
I don't know what they're saying anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what.
It's not feelings.
It was feelings for a long time.
And they're sort of gotten from feelings.
Because it's all trying to talk about feelings, but they don't even do that anymore.
But remember, they're going to destroy this system.
They're going to, she's going to take that myth.
She's going to destroy it.
And she gets a lot of clapping.
Right.
Expectations should be that they come back to work.
What's the plan for when you do get back into?
the classrooms what the classroom experience looks like how is that going to be different that was not
the big that's not the point the beginning of 2020 is it further down the lot road i think it's right
towards the end if i remember right but but he he says we're closing the schools and i go why
who told you to do that it's going to be slightly less dramatic than that and well adam yes and adam
accused me of not doing it that's where we found this video
No, no, no, no.
Drew is, when he tells the story,
tells it like a woman of color.
And he'll say, I was walking through the airport
and someone comes running up screaming in my face,
but that's not what happened.
But somebody did approach you and somebody did say something.
But you like to add a little paprika.
A little feeling.
A little flavor to your stuff.
And I just like to keep it accurate, Drew.
That's all.
like Wolf Blitzer, I like to be accurate because my reputation's on the line.
And by the way, I do too. And I like being called out if I exaggerate or whatever. That's not
you're not exaggerating. You just feel things a certain way. Yeah. Well, but it comes off as I'm not
listening and it comes off an exaggeration. No, no. I just mean when you talk to women and they tell a
story, they tell you half of what happened and the other half is how they feel.
felt. Right. Right. So, you know, like I would say to my sister all the time, you know,
like she'd go, I'm not going to dinner with dad because he called me stupid. I'm like,
he didn't, he didn't call you stupid. He said, you said something like, I parked my car in the
hill and I didn't set my emergency break and it rolled down the hill and bash into another car. And
then he said something like, you got to make sure it's in park next time. Right. Right. But you
heard what you heard is I'm stupid.
Right?
Yeah.
That's how women tell stories.
Yeah.
All right.
We need to take a quick break.
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All right.
So, yes, there's a lot of half of what the story is,
or what the dialogue was,
and the other half is how you made the person feel.
yeah and what we're doing now is we're just working feelings into everything well and by the way this
guy that this guy that i'm talking to on this show maybe he tells the story is and so drew attacked me
right you know you know all rightfully we have tape when you're queued up you can you can tell
tell me when it's about a 10 minute interview so it's you know we don't want to play the whole thing
we just want the part where i go i i remember i recall it was toward the end yeah that's
That's my recollection.
As well, because I have seen it.
Because I was so, I couldn't, I was just in disbelief.
I'm like, where are these ideas coming from?
Well, the point, the point is, is whether it was Wolf Blitzer, Rochelle Walensky,
the governors, the mayors, the news people, or the teachers unions, you guys were wrong
about all of the shit.
So at least, as I've said to Mike August many times, why don't you just leave the door open
to the possibility of being.
being wrong about something.
Right.
Just leave it for the next time something comes up.
How's that going?
It's not been explored, but just leave the door open to the possibility of being
incorrect about something.
It could happen.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
There we go.
All right.
Now we'll see if we can play it from here.
Well, this isn't even the right interview.
The interview I did was the guy was in the room with me sitting just to my right.
all right so
so this is not even the interview
well then we're gonna have to
we're gonna have to start from the start
as lover boy would say
yeah all right so you guys
can go find this video
although drew don't you want to send it
to him it was day one man
it was it was right when this was all
starting to happen
and well maybe they scrubbed it
but drew shouldn't you find the video and send it
to them
I never had it
this is all they found oh no i'm not no hold on shouldn't you find the video and send it to them
i i will well i can i believe i can do so but i just happen to ask about it hang on all right
no what i'm saying is here's what i'm saying here but drew quiet down yeah on the internet
there's a hundred videos of me racing the car right and if i go get me in the racing the dots and it
Laguna Seca, 15 videos will come up and they won't, they won't know which one is the one I'm talking about, right?
Yeah.
So you spent a lot of time on TV.
So you should find the one you're talking about and send it to them.
I completely agree with you.
And the reason I just proposed it is something that we could put up is we went through the process of finding this thing before.
And I thought that was the only clip they had of that show.
So that's not obviously there are more.
All right.
Well, anyway, they're saying it's probably, as you know,
mislabeled in the computer.
So it's...
No, we played it for you in between breaks, though.
Remember?
Today?
Yes.
We played the audio for you.
No, I didn't...
I didn't...
I didn't hear.
I wasn't...
Today?
Yes.
That was...
While we were in breaks,
because Joey found it on Facebook,
and I played a clip of it.
Drew has long haulers.
No, I...
I heard you play a video, a clip of me with Alex Michelson,
and I said,
Well, it's got to be towards the end of that because it sounded like the right thing, but it was not.
Got it.
We just went through the whole five minute video.
I told you, you know, I found out Drew had long haulers, Andrew.
When I was in the back of the club and he was doing his endless stand-up routine, the one black guy said to the other guy, this is long.
And the other guy yelled, halla.
You still got it, Ace.
You still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
You guys are still looking.
looking for it. I got it. All right. Well, Drew, would you like to talk about other subjects?
Yes. Let's talk about Elon Musk's interview with the editor-in-chief of the economist. Did you happen to see that?
Hala! Yes, I did. I thought that was very interesting.
It's very interesting, you and I always say, it's because of the sort of bubble and world that these people live in, you know?
also and that and that the part i was sort of intrigued by that doesn't surprise me right that that's
not always the case but that he was able to deliver with such clarity responses that should
have pierced right through that bubble and actually seemed to at times and then it's sealed right
back up again yeah the other thing i always find interesting is they talk to him like they don't know
who he is.
They're just going to level all these accusations, and he's going to go like, oh, I'm
sorry.
Yeah, you're right.
Words do hurt.
And, you know, and second thought, hindsight being 2020, I probably shouldn't have, whatever.
They don't.
He doesn't do that.
They don't know that about him.
I would never dream of going, well, I'm just going to sit down with Jordan Peterson,
and I'm going to swat him around.
I was going to bully this guy.
I'm going to start throwing out some stats.
going to corner him. I'm going in for the kill.
You know what I mean? It's like, I wouldn't do that.
Well, it's because as you say, they don't know who he is.
They don't know what he's saying. They haven't paid any attention.
They've just, they've gotten caught in the sort of the, whatever the repetition is about
that person. Right. Well, not repetition, but I don't know.
Reputation? No, no. I meant repetition because they repeat nonsense over and over and over again
until it becomes factual.
Right.
In their mind.
All right.
I think we may have found this clip you speak of.
Okay.
Now hold on a second.
It's going to be a big letdown.
I know.
After all that.
The way you can tell it's the right clip is Drew comes riding up on a horse.
And they rears back, a white horse.
And he rears back and Drew jumps off the horse.
And I have a white hat on at the time.
That's right.
All right.
Here we go.
This looks like the set.
uh
no it was a male the guy's name was dug it was a male
that's the problem can't find it maybe the internet
dog dog school board
this is like way later
way wait wait wait wait wait later
when marla and Alex have the show together
I'm not even on the show I'm just guessing
all right well it's it is like it is like
it must be March 2020 or something.
It's like in the middle of all this time.
Early.
March 2020, that's the beginning.
Is that right? Is that?
No.
When did it start?
I can't remember the, when did I?
I'm trying to remember when I got sick.
Did I get sick?
You were at our house that night.
Well, you were sick at Thanksgiving.
But was it, was that Thanksgiving 20?
Yeah, I think it was Thanksgiving 20.
Okay.
So I'd been doing the show for like nine months before that.
Yeah.
So it would be early in that.
Drew's got long haulers.
You want to know how you know?
I thought that was pretty good one.
Man, Drew's Meatball is not in good shape as of right now.
I'll tell you that.
So Elon, yeah.
Listen, I love the new world order of Elon or Marco Rubio or Scott Besid or whoever
fucking these people up.
and they've always needed to be fucked up.
And I told you very clearly 10 years ago,
there's only one answer, fuck off.
There's no defense.
There's only an offense.
You have to go right after these liars
and you have to punch them in the fucking mouth
because they're bullies, basically,
and that's all they understand.
And for so many years,
the publicist's playbook was,
oh, we'll just fashion a statement with an apology
and we'll say, you know, I have kids
and I have a daughter and I love her very,
very much.
You know,
bullshit.
Tell them to fuck off.
Elon figured it out.
Trump figured it out first.
Rubio does it.
J.D. Vance does it.
They all fucking,
not to,
not to mention,
oh God,
what's his name?
The guy that hate the most is,
what's the bald guy's name?
Drew won't know.
The guy talks the most shit.
from like the guy talks about the Trump the Trump administration the biggest shit
talker hmm oh in the administration bald guy talks the most shit here we go in the in the in the
Trump administration so smith uh yes see I did my experiment on you drew yeah you never know you never
you never you never you're talking about I do I know I know I know you would know if I didn't ask you
if you knew.
And now you don't know.
Could be.
Are you my experiment?
Clear as day.
I know.
I can see him too.
There's only Stephen Miller.
Stephen Miller.
I was saying Smith.
He talks the most shit.
Yeah.
But Drew, interesting experiment, right?
You know who Stephen Miller is.
Yep.
But not if I ask who Stephen Miller is.
Yeah.
No, no.
No.
Listen, I'm on that America's dumbest show.
You know, it's Wednesday night, nine o'clock.
It's doing pretty well.
I got off.
I'm the second one out.
And that's the whole goal to get out of it as fast you can.
But I kept talking about the fact that when I was asked stuff,
I would make stupid mistakes as things that I know clearly.
And I would block.
And then I would block immediately afterwards.
Yes.
Yeah.
Bad habit.
It's panic.
It's a panic disorder.
I've told what we got into it three episodes ago.
But my whole life with you, you know everything,
except for anything that I ask you.
Then you don't know.
You must make me anxious.
I'm not aware of that, but being put in the spot makes me anxious.
But like I named Stephen Miller's the biggest shit talker out of the group.
He's the only bald one.
And we one of the other five people in the group who talk shit.
Okay.
So here's, let me,
let me break it down.
So what happened was I thought you were talking about people on the left shit talking in these, you know, house hearings.
No, you don't.
No, you didn't.
No, no.
You shouldn't.
I know.
I know.
I went down that path.
name people on the right and how and how this has to be done.
I understand.
I understand.
But I was already talking about the turn signals and stuff.
I was going down a path and I realized it was completely wrong and I wasn't listening
to you and I didn't get the right directions and now I'm in a panic.
Now it's just boom, shut down.
That's how it works.
Andrew, do you still want to equate your genius with Dr.
Drew's brand of genius?
Because I'd be backing off of that a little bit.
fire you. No, I'm going to aspire to
equate it with your genius
after that yeoman burn.
Oh, man. A.I. Man.
Those two brothers in the back of the
club. Woo! A lot of wisdom.
A lot of wisdom. Not a lot
of formal education with those guys,
but a lot of wisdom and what they
say. All right. So
Elon will go right after
you and that's the
new world order and people
on the left hate it. But the reason
they hate it is because they were
able to have their way for so many years just by accusing someone of being racist or misogynist
or hating poor people or something. And then the person would go right into defensive mode
trying to explain themselves. You know what? I had black friends when I was growing up.
And then they'd fuck you up and they'd steamroll you and they'd get all the points in, right?
Trump was like, fuck that. Now, formerly, that was a way to have a discussion if there was an actual
misunderstanding or dispute.
You know what I mean?
Like if somebody out of true curiosity
says, you know, I think you feel this way or that way
and you don't, then you can have that discussion,
but they don't think you feel that way.
So how's it work when somebody calls you a racist
who doesn't think you're a racist?
Right.
And then how would you satisfy somebody
who called you a racist by explaining to them
you weren't a racist if they never thought you were a racist?
They were just trying to fuck you up.
And thinking you're bad, too.
They also think you're a bad person.
No, but they don't think you're a bad person.
No, I think they do, and they just don't care.
They don't really, first off, they would let you watch their kids.
Like, they know what a bad person is.
They don't really, they don't think you're racist.
They don't think you're misogynist.
They don't think you're homophobic.
And they don't really think you're a bad person either.
This is all the stuff.
By the way, when someone is a bad person truly,
they don't get called a bad person that often.
It's much quieter than that, right?
You know what I mean?
Like how many times did Hitler get called a bad person to his face?
You know what I mean?
Like bad people are, they kind of lurk in the shadows.
They're not out there expressing ideas all the time,
giving controversial opinions.
You know what I mean?
I tell people all the time.
Look, if I was a racist,
I wouldn't make so many racist jokes.
You know, I'd be quiet about it.
Bad people are quietly going about their business.
You know, they're not doing pressers every 10 minutes and giving their opinions.
Speaking of opinions, there was when she brought up Trump, I mean, Musk's,
Doge effects on USAID of reducing the funding there,
he said, look, there have been zero babies dead,
and he went 0.0.
And then on X, all these people jumped in,
I will show you the people that have been affected with malaria
and this and that.
I thought, wait a minute, this is all so confusing
because the funds for those kinds of services
went over to the State Department.
So what are you actually saying?
Is it that the State Department is not doing its job or that it got interrupted?
It's much more complicated than people are making it seem.
And what was happening before to those same patients that they claim are now getting sick
because the funding has been interrupted?
None of it passes the sniff test.
Yeah.
It doesn't.
I agree.
And we got to start cutting tons and tons of funding for tons and tons of shit.
and if some people die in the process, tough shit.
All right, because I'm a bad person.
Tonight, New York City, Rodney's.
I'll be up there telling jokes, got Lucius and Byron in the back talking shit about Dr. Drew.
Then tomorrow night, going to be in Connecticut at Comics Roadhouse, doing a couple shows there.
Or is it one show there?
I forgot one show there.
And then Albany, New York, Funny Bone, show there.
That's right.
Go to Adamcrawler.com because I'm coming to Albuquerque too as well.
Dr. Drew, what do you got?
Sorry.
Go to Facebook.
I'm getting a lot of traction there on the Ask Dr. Drew show.
Check that out.
So until next time, Adam Crow for Dr. Drew saying, yo man.
