The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2099 - Cultural Diversity Is the Best Diversity w/ Kat Timpf | Part 2

Episode Date: August 14, 2026

Comedian Kat Timpf joins the show to talk about cosmetic surgery, relationships, and whether Ozempic is quietly causing problems in marriages. They also discuss how much appearance matters in relationships, the divorce of Tom Segura and Christina P, and the universal appeal of peanut butter. For more of Kat Timpf, head on over to therealkattimpf.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Recorded live at Corolla 1 Studios with Adam Carolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on on judgment. Get it on. Dr.'s board certified physician. He's in Hawaii, everybody, there for wedding. Also, Kat Timp is there for the same wedding.

and we decided it'd be fun to have her guest in from Drew's hotel room. Yeah. In beautiful Hawaii. Good to see you, Kat. Great to see you. So, Kat and Kennedy are old friends. Yes. How did you just got friends?

Just through work. Yeah, just through work. But yeah, I'm here. I'm on vacation. I've said, yes, I'll do the podcast. No, you don't get to see my face. No, I compromise. Yeah, you got the big Swifty Lazare glasses.

on there. Yeah, this is like, well, you know, it's like, you know, I'm on vacation. No. I get it. What's under these is career ruining for me. You know, I really, I think about it all the time, like ladies, aesthetic. What a crazy built-in, deep-seated thing it is. Like, you know, it's weird. Like sometimes you'll see that 75-year-old woman and she's at the airport, she's shuffling around. And, you know, she's a little ponchy and short. There's really nothing attractive about her, but her hair, you can tell she just spent 200 bucks on her hair.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And you're like, what, you know, what is that? It is so deeply rooted for people, but like a special woman. Yeah. Other women. I don't, I haven't got any work done yet except for obviously breast reconstruction, which I got away with the boob job because I had to have it because of cancer.

So whenever, I was on a boat this weekend. and I felt the need to tell everyone I had cancer. Because I didn't want people to think that I just, which there's nothing wrong with just getting a boob job for recreational purposes. That is very common, especially in my industry. You do you. But when I had my reconstruction, one of the first things I thought about is like, am I a chick with a boob job now?

And like there is a distinction, I think. So on the boat, for some reason, I think it's less weird. By the way, I think everyone on the boat that I had cancer. I don't notice that when a woman or a wife gets a boob job, that's staging for departure. That is, that is usually. Well, you know, Kat, you're a great person, and I'll tell you why. Because of that weird sort of low self-esteem, which I have, I have, I did the, I did almost the same version of your boob job, but not on a boat at a bowling tournament. Okay.

And I'll explain because I just told. I'm not picking up on the connection. I just told this story to Andrew the other day with my wiring. I was asked to participate in Kobe Bryant's celebrity bowling charity event, probably Circa. I know when it was. It was like late 99. And it was whatever the celebrities were back then, I was one of them.

and we're going to raise money for Kobe Bryant's charity. And I, Drew will probably remember this, had just had surgery, fairly significant surgery on my left wrist, on my left hand and wrist area. And I was given this neoprene brace to wear on my left hand and was told I had to keep this brace on for several weeks after the surgery. but the bowling tournament seemed kind of fun and as Drew will tell you I'm just sort of a gamer you know like if they go ah don't walk on that for a couple of weeks or something I'll go yeah I'll be

fine I would walk on it or do on it whatever I bowling was probably the last thing I should have been doing yeah doesn't sound and I'm left-handed but but I had this brace but the brace looked exactly the same is a brace that professional bowlers would wear back in the day when they wore those bowling hand brace wrist brace things that they don't wear them anymore but they but they used to all wear the bowling wrist brace and it was the same thing and I didn't want people to think I was a douchebag who showed up with my bowling wrist brace for celebrity charity charity right very similar She doesn't want to be a douchebag showed up with new breasts. I didn't want to be, I just think it's so different.

Again, fine. But it is a different thing to do. We both had a medical. We had a medical issue. Right. Recreational boob job is a different surgery. Right. You do you.

But it's like people I feel like are looking at me and they're like she has fake tit. Yes. And I don't want people looking to me thinking this guy thinks he's a pro bowler. Right. It's like I don't know. that what you're seeing right now is not a woman who got a boob job. You're seeing a woman who was very brave.

Right. Okay. She courageously fought a battle against cancer. Have you heard of it? Cancer. And that's my new thing now too, is that I can't dress slutty anymore. I can only dress brave. I know you're I feel that. Also,

I was about to roll a 114. You know what I mean? And then I really would have been made fun of with my wrist brace on thinking I was a pro. So I took the brace off in bold with my bad wrist without the brace. Simply, I did the last thing the doctor wanted me to do without that brace, which is go bowling. That is cat not dressing slutty anymore.

Simply to avoid any thoughts, any judgment. And again, I love women with boob jobs. I think it's great. It's just, it is a different person. It is a different. I could never book the appointment. That's not who you are. I'm taking a week off of work to get silicone put into my chest,

would never do it except for this. People you think that they would figure it out, they'd be like, you know, my forehead moves a little too much to be somebody who would do that. And I would never go out and buy a bowler's wrist brace to do a charity tournament. You're going to go out and be like, I'm going to look so, I take my game so seriously. that I'm going to go buy this so everyone knows how serious. You know what? That is very similar.

That is actually very similar. What is the male version of the boob job hair plugs? Is it? Steroid abuse, maybe. What's that? Steroid. Yeah, maybe steroid abuse. Steroid is one of them.

Hair plugs is another. Well, OZepic is just like ruining people. I think it's ruining marriages. I, oh, that's interesting. I think Osepec is ruining marriages because it's people like, if one person's on it, and then they're like, I don't want to be with a fat loser, you know. And so they go out and they're like, I want new puss. Yeah.

Well, I mean, like. No, sometimes the woman wants new puss too. I never specified by gender. Jelly roll was 500 pounds. And then he got down to 210. and then they got divorced, right? Yeah. Is that, but?

Because it probably changed the power. I don't know these people. Everything I've learned about them has been against my will, but I do know that they got divorced and I do know that it used to be 500 pounds. It probably also changes the power dynamics in the relationship. Yes. Because if one person is morbidly obese and then the other one's like, you know, I'm your big titted hot wife.

Like that's great. Like that's a different dynamic than she's still hot, but also now he's no longer 500 pounds. It just changes the whole dynamic. Weight is such a part of a diet. You know, you're not supposed to say it, but it's true. It's like a drastic change in appearance does change the dynamics of any relationship. Well, I mean, women are in relationships for lots of different reasons.

Guys, not so much. We're a little more focused. We're sort of staying in aesthetic lane. And there are lots of women who do date guys who, they know will never stray because of the chasm between the two of them. You know, like the ch... The number's a nine. He's a four. He's not going anywhere. And that's fine for them because they're like,

the aesthetic is a part of it, but it's less apart than it is for men. Now, men go, they can't pull that off. You know, like me going, listen, I'm currently seeing Janet Reno. and the reason I'm with Gennarino is because I know she's never going to. She's never going to leave me. She's never going to leave him. Right. Now.

It's the same reason that women date men in prison. Right. Right. Like I know he's not going anywhere. Right. There's many different dynamics. And you're right. If you're the big titted blonde nine and you're with the morbidly obese guy, that's a dynamic.

And whatever that dynamic, whatever it is, it's what you signed up for. Yes. And now there's been a lot of changes on the menu, like literally and figuratively, but this isn't the same restaurant I came into 10 years ago. It's different now. Right. So maybe we should break this off.

It happens. What else happens? And unfortunately, like when women get sick, like men will leave. Like there's all different. I mean, it's just all different kinds of things that when they change, right? True, you would know you're a doctor. No, no. That does happen.

but I don't see it as much as you would imagine. People tend to hang, at least people I treat. But you've mentioned two things that my friend Tom Seguer and Christina, me have both. You've also learned about this on the internet. They have what? I learned about this divorce. Yeah.

They have both. She was sick and he lost life. And I don't know what happened there, but I know it's very painful for everybody. Well, I mean, I guess in a weird way, weight loss, when you say, when somebody loses a significant amount of weight, they are saying in their life, I'm going to make some really big changes. Right. Because I've been this way, my entire adult life, and now I'm going to transform myself into

something different. And it's not a hobby. It's not a whim. It's not one weekend. It's like, I am taking my life and doing something very different with it than I'd formerly done before. and it becomes a full-time job. So if you go, I'm going to change everything about me.

Well, wouldn't that include many facets of your life? Like, how can it just be limited to your weight? Also, you know, there's a kind of a weird thing with men is that weight thing's been with him the whole time. And he missed some developmental stages because of that. You know what I mean? Oh, you know. Pat, do you know what you're saying?

He was wanting. That he's always kept in the men. You know, guys do that. You know what he's saying? He's what you're saying. He's what you're saying? Yeah, that's what he's saying. That's what he's saying.

That's a new pet. Doctor? Missing the old puss. So he's going to miss the old puss, you think. Yeah. No. In clinical firms, in clinical terms. It's a clist deficit.

There's a pus deficit. So you lose weight and then there's a pus deficit in the relationship. You like fighting me. you invited me, you know who I am. Yeah, he's saying, you know, you see it in Hollywood with the short Nebishi agent who was never the captain of the football team and always, you know, always picked last and didn't have a prom date. All of a sudden, he's a super juiced up agent in Hollywood. That guy always goes on a tear with the ladies because he wasn't getting, yeah, he's a little angry, but he's penitimate. up. Like he didn't have his day in the sun when the captain of the football. The captain of the

football team is balding and fat and been with the same woman for the last 15 years and doesn't care anymore, right? He got it. He got it out of his system. He don't need that new puss smell. He had excess. Excess. He's all pushed out. He's been. He's all, he's all pushed out. He hit his puss saturation level in college when he was playing quarter. back and he's all pushed out. He was a little gruntled. He was a little gruntled around push. That's what I'm saying.

I mean, listen. Gruntled is good, Drew. I've told you that 28 times. No, I'll give you an example. I was talking to Dickie Barrett from the Boston's the other day. And we were talking about going on a road trip or something. And he tells me the story. I don't know if you remember Drew,

but when he was young, he just went to Mexico on his own and just sort of hitchhike to the end of it, the tip of Baja or whatever it was. And then at some point had to get back home and he ended up getting on a Mexican train that was going to take him back to the United States. But it was like a three-day journey and he was out of money. And all he had was enough money to get a big jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread. and he just sat making himself peanut butter sandwiches for three days in a row. And when I was talking to him the other day, he was going on a road trip. And I said, I made some comment like to Mexico.

He said, what is it that I can never eat again? And I said, peanut butter sandwiches because he got burnt out on it. And you can do that with puss, you know? I was like, so puss is the peanut butter sandwich. The peanut butter sandwich in this analogy is all the puss. Right, but jelly roll wasn't on that train. He didn't have any peanut sandwiches. He lived in the house with somebody with a peanut allergy.

That's right. That's why I get with peanut butter, not because my brother, my brother was very allergic to peanut butter. So now whenever I eat peanut butter, I feel like I'm getting away with something. It's exciting. It's naughty. It's naughty. I didn't get this at home.

I missed out my peanut butter years. Some of your biggest peanut butter years should be when you're younger. And I didn't have those years. So I'm making up for it now. It's abuse. Denying a child peanut butter is flat out abuse. So I hope your parents are proud of themselves. Well, they're both dead.

Well, you know then. Thanks for good. But I want to say, I also want to say this when people tell me they're allergic to peanuts. Peanut butter is the only agreed upon universal food. every creature on the planet will consume. Just snot-nosed-nosed kids, right? When you go, we got to catch this rat, we need to bait the trap. Use peanut butter.

Peanut butter catches everything. Every creature, there's no creature that roams that I bet you makeo sharks like peanut butter. No one's tested it yet, but they do. Everything on the planet loves peanut butter. You know in the movie Willard? Remember the movie Willard? I do. That's really a deep cut.

Why do you remember? That's really a deep cut. It's really a deep cut. I work for Greg Govely. But part of cat's charm is being wise beyond her years. Yes, yes. By the way. I was amazed how deep it goes.

But I tell comedians, our childhood, I tell all the comedians all the time, they go, dude, I'm 28. I don't know what the fucking Bismarck is, or I don't know what World War II is.

I don't know what a, I don't know what a Zepardardt. I don't know what a Zep. I'm doing. I'm 28. It's like your job to fucking know stuff. It's your job to know stuff. You understand?

I know you're taking some pride, never knowing anything or hearing about anything. That just makes you shitty at being a comedian. You're supposed to get references. You're supposed to know stuff. You're supposed to look into it. All right. Here's the point.

In the movie Willard, Chuck, you don't know the movie Willard. Andrew knows Willard. He's gruntled. He's gruntled. Watch out. Wait a minute. Drew, are we using gruntled?

Read the word gruntled. Read the definition of gruntled for Drew one more time, just so we can clear this up. Okay. I'm going to take a break. We're going to read the definition of the word gruntled. And I'm going to tell you about Willard, the movie, right after this. Hello, and welcome to Plutofo.

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Pay Never. All right. And then Ben was the song that Michael Jackson wrote for the movie. It was one of them. One of them was Ben, one of Willard. The point is this. In the movie, this guy, there were crazy rats, and the rats were taken over everything. And they had to have scenes where the rats ran across the floor and started like eating the door,

just to gnaw away at the door to get under the door to get in and get the person. What they did is they made a fake door and they put peanut butter all over the bottom of the door. And then they put a little veneer over it that looked like wood or they docked it up somehow. and it was the peanut butter that they used. So every creature eats peanut butter, except for your brother, and to be denied that in your youth cat, that may have caused the cancer.

I don't know. It may have caused the cancer. I don't know. It may have caused the cancer and the menagerie of whatever other issues that I have. But I will say my brother, he really overcame because, like, his peanut allergy doesn't really suit him.

No. The person. He's like, he's actually a very cool guy. Uh-huh. He's like, he actually is the cool guy of the family. Has he been able to. Yeah, no, it's, but it's like he's, it's really, he's the cool guy of the family by far, one of the coolest dudes ever.

And yet, if someone's eating peanuts at a baseball game, like, he needs to sometimes move seats. Wow. Yeah. So it doesn't sometimes these things fit an overall. An overall picture of a human. Yeah. Yes. Right.

I just couldn't let, I couldn't let everyone see my brother as just peanut allergy guy. Because he's not peanut allergy guy. Right. So what you're saying is like this guy drive, uh-huh, I don't like to talk about myself, but I drive, I drive an electric car. Okay. And if you just knew that, you wouldn't know that I'm preparing a race car to go do a vintage race at Laguna Seca. you'd think I was one of those guys.

Right. Yes. He had to eat lunch in like a special lunchroom because it was so bad. But then all the other kids would not pack peanuts to go sit in his lunchroom. Oh, he was like the coolest kid. Exactly. All right. Drew.

Yeah. For the second time. Gruntled. Gruntled. Bruntled is a humorous or playful adjective that means pleased, happy or satisfied. Yeah, I keep thinking about, I can't get pre and disgruntled out of my head. I know, except for I repeatedly tell you over and over and over again that that's not what it means. So, yeah, discruntled seems like it's the opposite of.

It is. It is. It is. But you used, but we have used it, you and I, to describe people heading towards disgruntled. Now, and we screwed it up the first week, and then I looked it up because that's what I do. Okay. And then I informed you that it meant the opposite of what we're saying. And then you ignored that.

And you kept saying the opposite of what it was. And then while you would do it, I would interrupt you and explain to you that that's not what it meant. And then you, that did not stop you from going forward and using it. It's a metaphor for a relationship. Part of my, part of my sin is that the word is such an odd sounding word that I like using it. So apologies. You're right. I agree with all of what you said.

but then you learned the opposite of what you're thinking. I did. And that's supposed to stop you. I've learned that's supposed to stop. I've stopped. All right. All right. So gruntled is happy and disgruntled is unhappy.

What is, is is pregruntled pre-happy or is it pre-discruntled? Pre-gruntled maybe your first day on the job, not sure. You know, we go, how's the boss? You go, I don't know. I didn't really get a chance to talk to him. All right. Snacks are so-so, but they may be better next week.

Understood. Understood. So I have a couple of things that I mean. Yes. I bet you do. Andrew brings up disheveled and shoveled. Ooh. Oh.

I have no idea what shoveled means. But we didn't know what gruntled mean. You didn't know what gruntled mean to 11 seconds ago. All right. Sorry, you're bringing what up, Drew? I wanted to get back to this sci-up thing with Petcat here that, you know, Adam and I we're talking about how the press has just got so out of control. We're starting to worry that the press is causing all of the problems,

you know, all of the craziness, all of the dysfunction, all of the racism, all of everything. Well, hold on. I mean, we're saying the press, but remember when they really looked into Russian collusion and Russia and Trump and Russia, Russia, Russia, they found out that all Russia was doing is race hustling, that most of their stuff had nothing to do with Hillary Clinton or Trump, most of the propaganda was race-based because, after all, why not just have a civil war? But the race stuff, I would argue, I would argue the race stuff stock on Trump. Yeah, I'm just saying the sci-op is the news, but it's also China and Russia, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The news is perpetrating and amplifies you. And I'd say, what I said was, you know what? If they're using humor, you're probably okay. You know what I mean? Because organizations use humor trying to be thoughtful and trying to be, you know, John Stewart, I said, John Stewart, listen to John Stewart. Fine.

Bill Barr, fine. You guys got felt, fine. But as soon as you move away from that, you're getting into this. Well, because what else do you make money off of? You make money off of fear. That's right. And you make money off of division and you make money off of. Funny.

You can make money off funny. Right. So funny is a model. But otherwise, it's like fear. Yeah. You know, like the walls are closing in. The walls are closing in, you know. No, I think I'm amplifying her point in saying, but funny is also a model.

Yeah. No, no. I know. I get it. You made your point. But what Katz saying is the news agencies make their money off of fear. That's how they get paid. They don't have John Stewart.

That's right. That's right. And it's, it's, it's, you. You know, you, if you run out of stuff to make people afraid of, you got to find new stuff. So they'll find new stuff where it's like, you know, it's not enough to just hate, for example, Trump or think he's a bad guy. It's anyone who not just supported him. It's no, it's anyone who associates with anyone who supported him. You know, sorry, go ahead, Kat.

I say, I'm a chick, so I do watch a lot of reality TV, right? So it's, it's some of these. And I'm also a weirdo, so I'm on Reddit. So a lot of these Reddits, it's like they're exposing, exposing people for having taken a picture with someone who follows Donald Trump. And like everyone's like, oh, that's it. That's it. And first of all, you would know this better than anyone, Drew. And the business of reality TV, I am not watching to try to watch good people live their lives. You know, I want to watch bad people, first of all. Yeah.

So, I mean. Can't expose me to Rhode Island House. Housewives of Rhode Island. Which was like, oh. And they're all nuts. And that's why we're watching. And I was complaining to her, she goes, that's, that's it. That's what makes good reality housewife. So moral policing

in general of reality TV to me is insane. But then to say that it's some kind of moral failing to not abandon your family. Right, right. Based on how they vote. To me, that is, you've been, that's not natural. That's not natural human behavior. It's natural

human behavior to love your family. So I think that that is, that manipulation. And that's what I think the media is very highly responsible for a lot of that. Yeah, no, I agree. It's a lot of powers that be. It's also us. And I always tell Drew this, but the more we got off the farm and into the cubicle with the air conditioning and the screens in front of us, the less we've been able to be logical. You know, like there's a basic kind of horse sense, logic. You know, there's a very, you know, to say this, okay,

when you are just putting up a wall, you go, well, first we frame the wall, then we dry wall the wall, then we tape and mud the wall, then we prime the wall, then we paint the wall. And you can't go, I want to paint first. You know what I mean? You just go, this is what we do. A, B, C, D. and then we'll repeat this all over the place.

It's just sort of a real, but you could drive a truck, and it's all the same sort of pattern, pattern, pattern. When you leave that world, you've left a reality world. You're into crazy, you're open for anything ideas world, you know, and so many of these totally insane ideas are coming from these people. Like there is no way, if you said, if you heard these super kooky ideas, right? I mean, like the kukest idea. And from a 50-year-old guy and you said, what did you do before you got into politics?

He would never go, I ran a construction company. And I was also a commercial pilot for a number of years after I got out of the military. And then I had a whole bunch of kooky ideas. That would never, I'd never be it. It was always a faculty, academia, something, something. It would never be ran my own construction business. Never, ever. I hang out with these people all day.

None of them ever think that way. It's like, I'm going to go do this car race, albeit the track. There'll be 10,000 dudes. None of them think that way. Every single one of those dudes, because they had to like prep their car, load it, trailer it to the thing, unload it, prep it again. race it, get into all their safety shit, get the thing tech, do the whole thing, none of them think that. It can't all be that they just magically think like me. They're all mechanical guys,

they're tactile guys, and they think in it, and so when you start telling them that like men can be women and women can be men, they go, that's fucking nuts. It's nuts. Because it's like, but it's basically it's like me saying, I'm going to go ahead and put the mud up, the joint compound on before I hang the drywall. They'd go, that's fucking nuts. You can't do that. You can't do that. That's how they think.

Everything is linear. Everything is an order. And it's all sort of, this is how it's done. And we didn't invent the system. Somebody passed this down. And I was taught that this is the way you do it. And it works. And there's millions of examples.

And whatever it is you're talking about, which is putting the joint compound on before you put the drywall up, that's never been tried. Actually, they tried it two times. Once in Cuba, once in Russia, it didn't fucking work. So it's not going to work. And that's it. That's how they think. Yeah, there's also just an element of they probably don't have time.

Like, you know, if you're busy and you're doing things, you're contributing to anxiety, you're not missing whatever it is that people are going to go look for. Yeah, the ideas. The marches and the time. Yeah, it's absolutely. insane. The other thing, I do have thoughts, like rando thoughts. We're talking about the media, and we're talking about just sort of craziness and stuff. I was driving home yesterday, and I just thought to myself, remember it was like 16 months ago and they're like, people say goodbye to guacamole. There's going to be no more guacamole. There's going to be no more

guacamole. You will not have guacamole. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nobody's going to be all. I've realized I've consumed 2,000 avocados since somebody made that proclamation that we're not going to be able to afford guacamole. Remember that was a thing for like three days? I do remember that. And it wasn't even just guacamole is going to get more expensive. It was say goodbye to guacamole. You'll never have guacamole again. Guacamole is now a thing of the past.

Which again, it's like, it's remarkable to me that people who have lived through this and yet they're still doing it. They don't learn. There's still, they're still like, okay, maybe not the guacamole, but the next apocalypse is, this is the one that's true. I don't understand. The guacamole is just a metaphor for all the fucking nonsense that never comes to fruition. Right. But you essentially, you're going to.

Find a spot, Andrew of, I don't know, was Chuck Schumer or one of those guys saying, you know, say goodbye, you like a taccati and some guacamole and chips after work. Sorry, umbra. Those days are gone. Yeah. Yeah. But you're prone to emotional excess. Of course.

And yet none of that, none of this sticks on you. No, because now why do you avoid? Emotional excess is saved for like my marriage. And reality too. Yeah. You know,

it's like you're like you're, and your cat. You, I feel like, yes. I feel like you, if you're not fighting with your husband, then you're probably also not sleeping together.

Like you don't care, you know? So I mean, that's, of course, I'm fighting. Of course, I'm getting emotional and fighting with my husband because I care. Well, Drew does make a good point. Like, as a young woman, how did you avoid all this? Why did you not get consumed? I think it's just because I...

Right. I think it's because I just pay it to... To me, it makes no sense. I just pay attention. It's like, it's so obvious. And if I feel like someone's trying to make me afraid of... I see some sort of like, I ask, okay, like, what, who gains from this if they succeed in making me afraid? And it's so often. Very good point. It's so often the case that it's, you know, some kind of law that ends the government gets more power or the media company makes more money. There's some sort of motive every single time. It's not keeping me safe.

You're right. You're smart. Always look at who's going to profit. All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll come back with hot quack talk. right after this. All right, you're back to Puss and Gwok in the morning.

Ass crack and backzac coming up for drive time. Puss and Glock in the morning. I am your host. It will place traffic and weather. All right. It's not going to replace traffic and weather, Drew. That's the morning crew, Puss and Gwack. Come on now.

I see you two are Puss and Gwock. Oh, he's screwing up the premise. I'm glad I worked this into my schedule. All right. What is it? We got Chuck Schumer's warning us about guacamole, but what, what, when was this? I felt it's like a year and a half ago or something, as I, as I recall. But I do once in a while just drive around and think about all the shit they talked about that never happens.

And they never bring it up again and they go right on to the next thing. And it's a stern warning. Yeah, it's February 2020. It's exactly a year and a half ago, right? Okay. All right. Let's listen to what Chuck. Now, again.

Aren't they embarrassed? No, they moved to the next thing. I literally eat four avocados a week and I have no idea. I go to the store, they're pyramids of avocados. And it's like you get three for a dollar. You know, it's like I don't know what could be cheaper. or easier than an avocado, but evidently, we were going to have an apopt-apocalyptic guac, guac future, according to Chuck.

Let's listen to Chuck. Let's just take Super Bowl Sunday. Uh-oh. Oh, no. It's going to affect beer. Mm-mm. Okay. Mm-mm.

Most of it, Corona here, comes from Mexico. Uh-huh. What else? It's going to affect your guac. Because what is guacamole made of? Avocados. both from Mexico. No way.

Oh, wow. Yeah. He's so satisfied. That's what I hate. Also, I'm glad he brought the props. Yeah. Otherwise, he said avocado. I've been like, I'm not sure.

I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Kat, let's do a little role playing. You bring up Mexican beer and avocados to me without showing me examples of it. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

So, so, you know, Super Bowl party, you're going to have beer. Huh? Beer. It's a beer. Oh, beer from like Milwaukee? No, no, no, no. It's super, nothing says Super Bowl Sunday like a Mexican beer. Well, we're having ours in Pasadena.

We're not going to Mexico. No, you got you, you have to have nothing says February like a Corona. Corona. Oh, you're saying they have Mexican beer? I need to see a representation of what you're talking about. I really can't picture it in my mind. What was the other thing? thing you were talking about. That fruit that looks like a vegetable?

Yeah, it's green. Yeah. It has like, you know, a big seed, you know, in the middle. And it's kind of like motion. Oh, you're talking about papaya? Mango. It's green. I don't know. And I know that I'm in the government. Do you have a picture? Could you hold up an example of one of these things so I could Well, thankfully I brought one because I know that not everyone is as smart as a senator. This is some kind of Rubik's cube. I can. can't solve this riddle. They might not be able to figure out what it is. Chuck Schumer has nothing better to do than to dispatch one of his aids to go down to the grocery store, get him a beer and an avocado.

Because he had to send somebody to go get it. He didn't have an avocado. He'd been in a grocery store and decades. Whether he's in every weekend or not, that doesn't matter. He dispatched someone to go get him a beer. and then an avocado. And by the way, that person probably returned, if I know people that I dispatch to do things,

that person returned with a Budweiser. And then he went, no, no, no, go back. I told you Mexican beer. Right. And then it came back. And then he took them and said, make sure they're at the podium. When I go down and start super condescendingly,

by the way, people that throw Super Bowl parts, parties are not penny pinchers. Right. You know what I mean? Like if you are going to put a spread out for multiple guests at your home, the Super Bowl takes place from like 340 to like 8 o'clock at night. And that means people start walking in about 2, 2.30 and they get out of there at 930, 10

at night. That's a big fucking window. And in that window, you must have food. And not a couple of crackers. in a bowl, you have to fucking put a spread out for super. So if you are throwing a Super Bowl party, you by definition have assets. You have money.

When I was poor my whole life, I never threw a Super Bowl party. I went to other people's houses to eat their fucking food. I wasn't going to spend a bunch of money. Now I'm rich. I have a Super Bowl party. It costs, I probably cost me $3,000 to throw a Super Bowl party. It's a bunch of fucking food and sandwiches and drinks and bartender.

So, so Chuck, who are you really worried about here? Who are you really talking about? And so the avocado goes from 80 cents apiece to a dollar and 11. And it takes three of them to make guacamole. Is that really that we're talking about here? What are we talking about, Chuck? That you had to go stage this thing so you could reach down and hold up. I just kind of shows

He's so self-satisfied in the process He has like a 10-cent head, right? I mean, he's super condescending. He thinks everyone is dumb, right? And did he fart recently? There was a farting episode. Yeah, he farting recently. Which?

That's gut-filled mix of meal out of that. I thought was great. Yeah. I thought was great. The fart. Yeah. You have to watch the face for the fart, though. He definitely farted.

Well, I need him to have farted. Yeah, I kind of need that. Well, when he party, didn't make a move on his face. Right, yeah. I mean, I think. He's a psychopath. Well, that's the thing is like when Eric's, when Eric Swolewell, when, you know, he comes out, you know, when you get rape accusations, the fart joke's not as funny anymore.

So I felt like we as a country needed a new fartter. So I think he actually did a big thing. Right, right, yeah, we got a option. He did a big thing for our country here. All right. Let's listen to it. The American people need to know, of course, how and why this can. is spreading through their streets, and we need a complete investigation that's independent.

Now on Iran and the NDAA, when all the Trump administration can say about his disastrous war with Iran, is that Vietnam was... You know what I was talking to Drew about this? You brought up Swalwell. You know what's crazy about Swalwell and all these guys? and it really puts them into the sociopath sort of category, which is like they do their sanctimonious lectures on believing all women. He's a believe all women guy.

I have a daughter and any man. And, you know, Trump said grab them by Trump assaults women and stuff. Like that's what gets you into the next strad of sociopath. Because like I'll give you a, I'll give you a for. instance, I have definitely driven a car buzzed on more than one occasion. And if someone gets a DUI, I don't get all preachy about it. I'm like, I've probably done that myself. I don't have a DUI. But I've definitely had a few beers and driven a car. So I don't get like sanctimonious about it when it happens to somebody else or they get busted on it or whatever. It'd be like I see how that can

happen. Yeah. I would be a really. weird dude if I got super preachy about, you know, what's his name out of the Dallas quarterback Tony, what's his name? He's got a DUI. If I got super sanctimonious about it, that would make me like a weird sociopath. And by the same token, if I took advantage of tons of women. There's no fucking way I'd be up preaching about this all the time. I would just fucking not, I wouldn't even weigh in when someone else got caught.

Just, and he, it would actually be like if you also made yourself like the chair of like mothers against drunk driving. Right, right, right. Because he was out front. It wasn't just like when he was asked about it. He said, this is not acceptable, believe it. He was, that was like he was one of those people that was like, I'm the believe all women guy. Yeah. And if you're not, he was attacking other people who weren't.

Yeah. Meanwhile, he's got full knowledge in his head that he's a total creep. You know what? It's interesting. I've always said this. Mothers Against Drunk Driving, they're called Mad, right? Yep. Mad are much less angry than the folks in Glad.

Oh, look at that. Glad are filled with angry homos, super, super angry lesbos and homos. That's Glad. Mad has housewives and mothers who have people been lost by a drunk driver, but they're not nearly as angry as glad is. Well, it depends if it's parade day or not. No, I think I think that the angriish people on the planet are the LGBT whatever group now, as I'm sorting through life, I'm realizing. I think they are the most angry. The anti-ice people may have bumped them off the top of the leaderboard.

I don't know. I think that anybody that makes politics, their entire personality, is the angriest person because they're clearly using it to fill something. Yeah, they don't have. They don't have. Yeah. And so they're like, you know, and they're angry. And because it's self-righteous anger.

I actually wrote about this my second. book where it's like it makes the most sense of the world. But when you express outrage, they actually did a study as if we needed a study to be done, that when you express moral outrage about something, it really like makes yourself feel better. It's self-serving. And some of these people have a emotional process where they projected on to people. Exactly. And then they're outraged.

And then they feel like they've done something. Right. Which it's, you've obviously done. This Adam talks about this all the time, this cessation. Yes. We're done here. We're done. Well, also, I wonder if there's more animation and outrage for people that have to protest against invisible problems versus actual problems.

Now, here's what I'm saying. Okay, I'll explain. You know, there's problems. You know, there's like, oh, the aqueducts aren't full. What if there's another fire? You know, or like, oh, man. Water mains are busting. Yeah, taxes are too high, you know, or what about all the traffic?

Can someone solve this traffic problem? Or, you know, LAX, it's such a shitty airport. It's always a cluster fuck over there, blah, blah, blah. Okay. People don't like it. And maybe there is even groups, but they're not burning things down. You know what I think? BLM is essentially a problem that doesn't exist with an event.

that never happened. The events are so distorted. You know what I mean? And, you know, whoever George Floyd or whoever, Michael Brown or whatever, these are literally stories that didn't happen the way they say them. So it's a story that ostensibly didn't really happen. And an event, well, we got cops shooting unarmed that essentially doesn't exist. They have a problem.

BLM has an invisible. problem that ostensibly doesn't exist. And if you took the advantages to being black, let's say, being hired in the corporate world or getting into colleges or whatever that was and weighted against whatever disadvantage it is, at this point, it's more advantageous to be black, if that's all you got. You've been saying that for a long time. Right. Okay. All right. So the people that protest against the non-problems literally are the most violent, caused the most damage and with a non-because because it is a non-problem. I think they overcompensate for the zero.

The biggest arguments I've ever gotten into with people were over zero problems. Do you know what I mean? Not major, you know, you bankrupted this family. You had an affair. they're always like non-little stuff didn't mean anything problems i think they get oh i think they over i didn't listen to you yeah they overcompensate i think they overcompensate for the zero the point that BLM never had a problem that problem they they started a movement that did not need to exist and that's why they had to go so hard in the paint all the time

with no nuance at all just 100%. I think that the no nuance is the problem because I think that there are obviously, you know, there is racism. Just like there is, there is, these things all exist. But I think when you get to the point where you're like, okay, this is the side that I'm on, therefore I'm looking for it. And then everything I see is this. And I refuse to listen to anyone from the other side. Then it's like you have to delude yourself to do that. I know somebody who he went out, and for a protest, which I forget which thing.

it was. And then now whenever the new thing is, he's just at the protests and he's just like protest guy. Yeah, I'm saying, he's like being protest guy. The person that wants to fix the aqueduct because they don't want to burn down again, like sits down, has discussions, wants to meet with civil engineers and stuff like that, has some nuance to their whatever, like doesn't just burn shit down. So I think the more, you know, ice, BLM, Antifa, like the more invisible, the problem, the harder they go. That's why. Tifa is just, I mean, they're just, they're just very much because I, they just very,

they just want to brunch it now. They're not. They're not. They don't care what the, right. They hate, they hate their dads. Because I do think there are some people who are like, I care. I make it, you know, and there are those people. But the Antifa, that's, that's, that's, they just want to fuck shit up.

They just, they're like, I actually went, I was covering a protest for bar stool, and I forget which one it was. And I went, when I back and I was working for a bar stool, some, I forget what exactly it was. But there were those people there that were like, they were complaining that enough stuff wasn't getting destroyed. Yeah. I was interviewing them. And I was like, that's what they had to comment on the protest. All right. So, we look at their associate doctor.

Oh, yeah. All right. Puss and Gwock. We've come to the end of our morning. Ready? Cat's got dates coming up. Cats are really funny stand-up comedian if you haven't seen her. And you should visit the real cattimp.com for dates.

That's it. Gutfeld. Yeah, got full, but, you know. Godfell, of course. My dates. Come to my shows. Come to the show. My books.

But come to my shows are a great time. I'm really good stand-up. All right. I'm going to be an Albuquerque coming up August 20th on a Thursday. I was just there. Yeah. It was great. Oh, it was. Oh, good. And then hyenas are probably still going to be laughing by the time I get there. Then Friday and then off the Tucson at the Rialto Theater and Tampa, you can go to Adam Crolllla.com. What do you got, Drew?

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