The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #2101 - CNN’s RFK Jr. Hit Piece Is Embarrassingly Stupid | Part 1

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

Adam opens the show with something funny he spotted on a home renovation show before he and Dr. Drew get into how difficult it can be to obtain building permits in California. Adam also teaches Drew a new word, the two discuss declining testosterone levels in men over the past several decades, and they react to what they see as an over-the-top CNN hit piece on RFK Jr.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

recorded live at Corolla 1 Studios with Adam Carolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on the choice but to get on the mandate. You get it on. Who dogged. Dr. Drew is board certified physician, Dick's specs specialist. I saw your video, sir, and I wonder, should we visit it on this program?

I don't know what video. You texted me a video like two hours ago. Oh, that video. No, no, we won't get into that. All right. Let's at least visit the fact that are people appreciating your clairvoyance on the eve of the great fire at the Palisades where you said a year and a half later, two years later, there are going to be no homes,

there are people with lots of money, but they're going to be bogged down in the Coastal Commission and building and safety. How many homes are built? Well, there's none in Malta. Zero. No, I was funny. I was watching one of these fancy real estate shows on Netflix,

which I always enjoy watching cool real estate shows. And there's a guy who had some architectural home in the Hollywood Hills below Mulholl and I have some famous architect from the 60s built some cool house and blah blah blah and I remember he he sort of casually said he goes you know the house we restored the house the pool they never built originally back in the 60s but we had the plans for the old pool that they never got to but so when I bought the house we were refurbished a house and we built the pool. And then he goes, he kind of paused and he goes, the pool took four years. And then he paused again. He goes, two years for permit, two years to

build the pool. And I'm like, in Los Angeles, you just casually say two years for permit. Yeah. It took two years to build a pool at your expense on your property. Yeah, and not near the water. No, up in the water, it's been terrible. It took two years for the city to say it was okay for you to spend your own money on your own property. I have been going bad shit crazy about this subject for a million years. And people's attitude has been somewhere between indifferent and I'm not a contractor. You know what I mean?

and they don't really understand the significance of it. They don't, people don't understand the significance of everything. You know, it's like, oh, so what? COVID closes schools for a couple. No, you don't get it. This is the fucking heavy hand of government. You're being lied to and then coerced and then forced. Like, you don't get what's going on.

You were just a fucking sciop. You were plagued. Why don't you understand what's going? The homeless population, the, You know, whatever's going on in the schools, why we have no housing, why housing is not affordable. It's all connected to the same thing. Big, fucking ugly government. Making shitty decisions.

Making shitty decisions for your life. Yeah. I mean, that, you know, the epic Joel McHale pool rant that I went on, you know, that thing is 20 years old now. where I went on an epic rant about Joel McHale not being able to build a pool in his backyard. Yeah. He couldn't do it. Well, so probably this has been going on for 25, 30 years. No, longer.

But here's the point. Decades. And we're so safe now. Everything's so much safer. I know. Everything's so much better. Ugh. I know.

But then you go back to. Dumb shit cow, Jane Fonda, you know, talking to Bill Moore. I don't think, oh, I don't think we have enough regulations. Right. Maybe we need more. Maybe we need more. And like, okay, dumb shits. It's the dumb cows that put up.

This is chick safety, think. This is slow it down. And there's, and this is what we're hitting now. And also, I wanted, you know, in my gyno-fascism speak speeches. that is fucking up every major city. What I also saw, and this is interesting, because everything is sort of part one and part two, like everything has a biology to it and a sociology to it.

Of course. You know, but people don't really think about that. But what you have is women taking tons of power, college campuses, courtrooms, boardrooms, judges, corporations, and city councils, mayors and governors, right? So you have lots of power in the sense. Now, I'm not saying women are the majority of mayors and governors in the United States. What I'm saying is, is the percentage from 25 years ago has gone up dramatically. and I'm not saying that women are the president of every college,

but it has gone up dramatically. It's so, if you don't believe me, every time Congress holds some group in front of them so Jim Jordan can kick the shit out of them because they're all fucking retarded, every time they pull up somebody, it could be, you know, the library, the head of the library union or the president of a college. They just pulled up three random college presidents. They're all women. You see whenever they pull those boards up, like, okay, I want to speak to whoever's

in charge of NPR. It's a chick. Or the Sierra Club. It's a chick. Like, whatever the group is, it's a chick, right? Well, especially if it's in California, they have, again, regulation mandates around. Right, right. So it is strong.

So chick think and mixed with. testosterone down 50% since 1972. Is that true? 50%? That's what I read since 1970s. Oh, dude. So you got chicks, you got Gavin Newsom's wife, and then you got a whole bunch of low-tie dudes who are just fucking getting out of the way. They're not doing what they should be doing, which is zip it, bitch.

We're trying to get something done here. Well, what I'm seeing is there is that. And then within that, there is this offshoot of young females who are extremely aggressive and projecting their rage onto men, making loads of ticotts about how terrible men are and how the patriarch is being destroyed and the matriarch is going to take over. And men are fleeing. I think this Lindsay Clancy thing, the woman that killed her three kids, also is being seen through the lens of, I don't want American women having my kids. I don't want American women in my life. They don't want me, so I don't want them. And men are going elsewhere to find relationships.

They're going overseas. That 90-day fiancé show was prescient. They're going somewhere else. And the other thing I've seen is young males are going to prostitutes, which I'd never. seen that my whole career. So that's the other thing that's happening. So they are men are fleeing and then women are like, whoa, what's up here? And it's same thing happening in divorce, interestingly. It's a little bit different where you see these women on Instagram, whatnot, going, it's not quite what I thought it would be. I think I can do better. It's like I'm a little bit, you know, not feeling it. So, and she's in a home that's

beautiful, got a couple of kids. He's obviously working his ass off to maintain all this. And she goes, I'm out. And the next fast forward a few months, the next thing I see is her sobbing. He doesn't like me anymore. He doesn't want to be my friend. You fucking destroyed his and your kids life. You destroyed it. And I understand there's nothing to incentivize you staying.

You're cared for now the rest of your life. But this is really, men are just going to look around and go there's nothing in this for me. I completely agree. And I don't know how. we stop it, especially if the testosterone is that low. That's really concerning because men used to, men have vitality. They want to do stuff. They want to be there.

And you're right. I haven't seen a lot of that. It's kind of disturbing. No, it's a bunch of limp-risted quimbies who are just, you know, that's not, you know, the first lady. She's the first partner. Okay, Homo. That's awesome.

It's too many of those dudes. I mean, look at the leg crossing. Drew, the leg crossing. The leg crossing, that's what you're seeing. That's the symbol. That's, then the more progressive, the deeper the leg cross. And the great thing is, the great thing is when they have a competition to present, you know, who's the biggest quimby here. All right.

Well, the guy from the New York Times, he's going to go in with a double deep leg cross, but he's not going to have. do Barack Obama or Gavin Newsom, I'm going even deeper than you, bro. I'm going to take my left leg. I'm going to put it over my right leg and I'm going to touch the ground with my left foot. Okay, God damn it. I'm going to squeeze so hard. They only do it in front of an audience, by the way. When they sit to do an interview on a podcast, they sit normally.

But when there's a camera rolling, they have a nut crush off to present how fucking feminine they are. So guilty. I feel so guilty that I started all this. Drew said that way. I know. I was the first one you made note of. There was 90s I was doing that. You're like, what's wrong with you? Don't you have testicles? Hold on. We're getting, uh,

we're getting, is that really? Is that really? All right. The definition. of a Quimby. Do you guys know I was wondering about that? I was wondering. It's weird

because all the bars and the community out there on Highland and no one's no guy in El Camino has ever driven past you and yelled you Quimby as they tried to hit you

with urine that was in a fire extinguisher when you're like cruising with your buddies? No? Okay. The definition per urban dictionary

a man in the middle of a three way but fuck I think I nailed Quimby on the fucking head did I not? Yeah Oh no

There's a gay porn film called Quimby down under Come on Ace Man Andrew knows This Tom Selleck vehicle I speak of Come on now Yeah Did you know that was Quimby?

Did I know that was Quimby? The actual formal definition? Hold on Quimby definition urban dictionary. So in the middle of a three-way butt fuck, I'm trying to even... Like you're doing it to somebody else, but somebody's doing it to you,

like a daisy chain? I'm trying to... I'm trying to unpack that fudge. Oh, man, Ace Man, you're on fire today, bro. Fire! Is that the industrial fudge packer or the union fudge packer? You know what I like to say sometimes people, I'll go, if people go, let's have a look behind the curtain and see how the sausage is made.

I'll go, you know what, I find that too sort of homoerotic. Like, let's see how the sausage is made. I prefer, let's see how the fudge is packed. Okay, yes. Either way, you're homophobic. Yes. All right, Drew, you're missing my point. But anyway, all right, I don't know.

I got your point. What is, I mean, again, you guys are in that community. what does that mean to be in the middle of a three-way butt fuck? I mean, it sounds pretty gay to me, which is my point. But, you know, I think it's... Well, it's the ultimate. You're the top and the bottom simultaneously. I guess, but I don't know.

What's middle of a three-by? Let's see. It's extra gay. A goon and nameless, faceless part of a gang. Oh, also. No, but I'm using Quimby as the gay part of Quimby. I've never heard it before. You never heard Quimby?

No, no. You've heard Quimby. No, no. Not you're fucking idiots. You've never heard anything. Drew's heard of Quimby. Well, Chuck, Chuck was born on Monday, so he doesn't know anything. But Quimby, I don't know, it got thrown around, you know, with other, there are other gay slurs that were sort of.

of old school. You remember, I went to Little Roy School. We did not have gay slurs. Oh, really? No, no, we didn't do that. How'd you know it was time to come in for lunch? Trying to follow them. They just used your first name.

All right. I don't know, what's the middle of a three-way butt fuck? What's that mean? Can you guys do the math on that? Is that... Dr. Drew said it. You're giving it and you're taking it. You're the meat and the sandwich. Okay. All right. Oh, I see. Yeah, okay. So, you were extra gay. Yeah, you like, go any which way. Right. No, but I mean, what I mean is the guy's behind you is gay and the guy's in front of you is gay, but you're super gay because

you're doing well, the guy behinds a top, right? Yeah, I'm just saying it makes you gayer to be in the middle. Okay. So I look, I'm going to use it. when I talk about these dudes. And where's that, Andrew, then where's that article or that whatever, that T-count thing, just to make Drew happy? But it was, it said down 50% since 72, which completely and utterly makes sense because it's women being emboldened and empowered in guys stepping out of the way and not stepping up, right?

Yes, yes. And then. Well, yes. But my question is, is something like plastics or whatever affecting our testosterone? I'm sure. I'm sure that's all the above. Or is it how women are treating men? Because that affects testosterone levels too.

Success, you know, success in the world, success romantically, that raises testosterone. Yeah. Now, it was just a meme and I don't know, but Andrew could take a dive. I mean, you can look it up. But how much is testosterone down? I'm going to bet it's down like 15 or 18% or something. 50 sounds way too much. How much testosterone testing did they do in 1972?

Well, that's the other thing is that we don't have a lot of it over time. Large meta-analysis, okay. The client accelerated after 2000, that I believe, 54%. Yep. There you go, buddy. Guys. I want to see that study. Send that study to me, Andrew, if you can find it.

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On Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never. All right, Quimby. But you didn't know, sir, that there would be such a thing as lower testosterone or people actually becoming chicks, right? When you made that prediction, that really wasn't part of the public conversation. the general conversation. We mean the lower testosterone?

Lower T and transgender. That didn't mean, I mean, I just remember, when did you write that book? I wrote it in 2009. 09. So I remember you in, was it, 97 talking about Bruce Jenner? And we all were like, what the hell are you talking about? Is that about when that happened? Yeah, that was 96, 97.

I said he's turning into a woman. And we were like, we all started laughing at you. Like, what does that mean? What do you talk about? And you actually said, I don't know what it means. That's just what's happening. Yes, I could see. I could see what was happening.

Ooh, crazy. I don't know if you caught the RFK Jr., Andrew Gural, CNN piece, where CNN was putting their inexpensive, healthy dinners to the test. but it is an extraordinary piece. A couple things about CNN. First off, do you fuckers ever get tired? Are you just, is it just the same old shit all day every day? You passed it, Andrew, I think.

Oh, there it is. So meaning, all right, first off, Drew, you know what drives me nuts? A lot of things. I know. People cannot assess. motivation. Yes. People, and sorry, it's more of a female thing, too, which is to say, here's what,

here's how it works. You ready? Mm. If, if you are trying to bus a plate and a glass or something from the table and it slips out of your hand and crashes and breaks on the kitchen floor, a woman's reaction will be, Why did you do that? Like what happened? You know, whatever.

My reaction will be zero. My reaction will be zero because you were trying to bus plates from the table. You were trying to help. You didn't just finish dinner and go into the living room and watch TV. You actually throw a bunch. They behave like you threw a bunch of dishes on the floor. Right, right. Like you threw them down.

No. You will get no reaction for me because, yes, we have a broken dish, but you were attempting to help and to make things better. And for that, it's all full context for me, always, all the time. I don't even have a reaction to it. By the way, God bless you if you're trying to help me clean this table off. Okay. And it's a mistake, but I'm not going to react.

I'm not going to yell what's wrong with you. Well, let me just say something real quick because it's pertinent to this whole senior setting. Yes. Which is I just flashed on a study I've not thought of in years that showed that people with childhood trauma, people with narcissism, read the majority of emotions on someone's face as anger and threat. And so they literally lose the ability to empathize and read what's going on with people. They have no idea. Right.

They project everything onto them. So CNN, who just got done playing the full Quimby role in COVID, there's just now hundreds of hours of these idiots being wrong, you know, yelling at people who go to Daytona Beach for not, safely distancing from themselves. They just got done with a chapter of basically Russian collusion where they're just fucking wrong about everything. And then into COVID with attacking ivermectin horse paste or whatever fucking being wrong

about that. And now they're going to roll into nutrition. RFK Jr., they hate and they hate him because Trump likes him. And there's no other reason. He was a hero to the left. RFK Jr. There's only two ways to explain, one way to explain this. RFK Jr.

and Elon Musk were both heroes to the left. They weren't sort of agnostic on them. They were heroes to the left. And now they're despised by the left. And there's only one reason, and that's because of Trump. That's it. So now RFK is going to try to get people to eat healthier food. The left is the one that wants you to be able to buy pineapple soda with snap.

So again, and they don't want school choice. Who are they? Are they really care that much about the kids and the fat kids? But all right, he's going to do this. And then what's a reporter's name so we can shout out this, Quimby. But we'll run the thing. We'll yell it later. It's Aaron Burnett's show. I see that. This guy looks like he's 70. He went to fucking journalism school for this. And the other thing is, is I have been asked to do things that are akin to things like this. You know, and I just go,

no, I'm not going to look like an asshole and do this story. It's stupid. I'm going to look like, I'm going to make a fool of myself if I cover this story the way you guys want me to. But all right, let's just run. I'm traveling across America, connecting with renowned chefs to show families how to cook delicious, nutritious meals. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s new reality show pushes healthy, affordable eating with sides of dubious claims about the food industry, science, and public wellness. Tom Foreman. Dietary guidelines. Is his name.

The retard that's doing this. add up in this cooking class, especially when the secretary and his guest chef whip up crispy salmon cakes with apple, white beans, and green salad. So the servings of each of these, we ask to keep it under $5. That's the pitch, and prices fly by backing the idea of a family-sized meal for a bite-sized budget. Fresh herbs are key for me. I am on my way to the store. It's going to debunk this. When we started buying ingredients used in the show, even if you're going to be a few,

going for the lowest prices at a big competitive chain, the cost heated up fast. Oh, man. This was the cheapest frozen wild caught sock-eye salmon we could find. Oh, my God, it's huge. Right. Okay. Okay. I told you, Drew, off the air the other day, I bought a piece of salmon at Trader Joe's for $8.50

and I ate it for three days. and I'm not a petite eater. It was such a big piece of salmon. It was $8. Okay, listen, he's making salmon patties that have breadcrumbs and eggs and other things in them, right? Yeah. Remember, McDonald's used to have a big hamburger called the Quarter Pounder. Yep.

That's four ounces. Four ounces of meat, and that was their big one. So I looked it up. You can buy salmon for like $12, $11, $12 a pound. And so a pound will make you for these patties. And a quarter pounder, by the way, it's just beef. It doesn't have eggs and breadcrumbs and other additives in it. But anyway, he's going to make his point.

Let's listen to this retards point. They price theirs at $899. The cheapest we could find, even with the deal from the store, is more than $24. Now, the greens mixed, that was about the same cost. So were the eggs on a per egg basis. Uh-oh. That's the trick here. What?

Because they're only pricing that one egg out of the carton, and that gets worse with other things. For example, pause. Okay, so true. You know how you buy carton eggs and then you make a three-egg omelet and then you got the nine eggs left over? Yes. So you have to just wait until Halloween. comes around so you can egg kids when they come by your porch. I mean, there's no way you'd possibly be able to utilize those other eggs.

Right. You couldn't make, let's say, another omelet the following morning, right? No, can't. No. Now. So that's, they're only, they're only calculating how much one egg cost. Look, if their point was what's in your grocery bag, I guess. now they're going to have to do that.

They're going to have to show what's in the bag to deal with these assholes. Right. And they used a red onion, but they didn't use a whole red onion. Oh, that's expensive. Yeah, because a red onion's like a dollar, but they didn't use the whole. Guess what's in my refrigerator right fucking now, retard? Half a red onion, because I used one, but I didn't use the whole one. Yeah.

Okay, but he's going to keep explaining. This is some hard-hitting journalism, by the way. They say they only spent $0.8.00. Because that's how much they used. Oh, that's how much they used. Look at this. This is the avocado mayonnaise. They priced this at 40 cents because they were only using a couple of tablespoons.

To buy the whole thing costs us more than $11. They're only pricing parts of it. All right. Pause it. Andrew, go to the refrigerator and throw out all the ketchup. mayonnaise and mustard because I used it once before. And it could never be repurposed, could it? You got to get rid of it.

By the way, whoever uses all the mustard. You use a dallop of mustard and lasts you seven months. Oh, easy. So, yeah. Drew, this hard-hitting commentary. Well, I was thinking about, I hope they adjust in response. to this. They don't. They're back to their old bullshit. This is basically the same shit they did with COVID. No, no, no. I hope I hope R.K. and Andrew adjust to it and go, okay, this is kind of an expensive

mayonnaise, but let's talk about how you could use it 50 other ways. They don't have to, they don't have to address this. This is, I have Black Friends argument. Yeah, why do they need to adjust and address it? These, how much the ingredients cost for this meal? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Why do they have to adjust? This is how you calculate the price of a meal. All right, but we're going to keep going with this retired. $11.

They're only pricing parts of it. And grocery stores don't sell things that way. Hold on, pause, true. You know, sometimes you'll go into the Gelsons and you'll be like, look, I got a dry sandwich in my car, but I'm going to be leaving town for a few weeks. I want a whole thing of mayonnaise. So could you just squirt a dallop into my hand? And what is that?

14 cents. You know what? I'll take it. Here's a quarter. Let's take, hey, put a little something in your pocket. Yeah. Oh, and by the way, give me a shot of that mustard in my mouth. I'm just going to carry that back out to the car.

So he's saying, he's saying you can't go to a supermarket and buy mayonnaise out of the jar. I see. You got that? Maybe there's an opportunity there for a new business. Maybe Mondami will do that. Yeah, Mondami will do that. Sometimes I'll go in and I'll just be like, I'm just in the mood for one raw egg and I'll just try to carry the one egg out.

I'll just go, how much for the one egg? So he's saying they don't sell ingredients that way. Like if you were buying rice, you'd have to buy like a half pound of rice. You couldn't just grab a handful of rice and then like count. the kernels or something like that. Is that what you're saying? Well, I guess you can't. I always thought you could. Rewind it 10 seconds just so we can hear this retard. Again, he's looking at this as a piece of journalism. There we go. And look at this. This is the avocado mayonnaise. They priced this at 40 cents because they were only using a couple of tablespoons. To buy the

whole thing cost us more than $11. They're only pricing parts of it. And grocery stores don't sell things that way. All right, so Drew. So, like, when you stay at a hotel, you got to buy the whole building or you just use a room? Well, it depends, you know, who you are and how you approach your purchase. I mean, sometimes it's just, you can buy just one part of the bed, the parts you're going to lie in.

Oh, you just rents part of the bed. Yeah. And other times, you may want the whole floor. So you're only using some of the mayonnaise. Okay. but you still have to buy the whole mayonnaise. Okay, keep going. This is so, by the way, this is what I would call informative.

Do you call this informative? Important. By the way, is there any producer at CNN that just looks at this shit and goes, what the fuck are we doing? We look like assholes there. Aaron Burnett, do you look at any of this stuff? Do you go, we're going to roll in. We're doing a piece where we roll in this old timer,

and he's going to lecture us about mayonnaise. Does anyone over there just go, listen, I didn't go to journalism school for this shit. We look like assholes. And by the way, this looks exactly like what it is. We don't like RFK Jr. That's what this looks like. It looks like us nitpicking. Over guys trying to get people to eat healthy.

Well, we got a problem with it. All right, but let's keep it rolling. And grocery stores don't sell things that way. HHS insists this is standard recipe. methodology and they want to help Americans stock up. Well, pause. Of course it's standard methodology. When you, are you going, how much to feed your kid, two eggs and two strips of bacon

and two pieces of toast for breakfast? You don't go $79. You go, how much is two eggs, two pieces of bacon, and two fucking pieces of toast? Yes. How else would you calculate it? Would you calculate it as a loaf of bread, a package of bacon, and a dozen eggs? So it's $26? That doesn't make any sense.

Right. Jesus fucking Christ. All right, keep going. The ingredients they can use across many meals. Yes. Many meals. The recipe was not too complicated. Here we go.

Two. Not too complicated. I know. Very condescending. at home pretty much like it looks at home. Pretty much. But while the show repeatedly says this dish will cost less than $20 to feed a family of four, just getting all those ingredients into our kitchen cost a whopping $70.

By the way, they have to say whopping and pretty much and sort of. And this is all their bullshit. Like Donald Trump falsely claimed the election was stolen. You didn't just say Donald Trump claimed. the election is stolen. Yeah, yeah. A whopping. By the way, 70 bucks at the supermarket is no longer whopping old-timer.

Sorry. You can do that in 10 minutes now. But all right. Did he go to Whole Foods or where did he go for this? He said he went to a local whatever chain, whatever at the beginning, Drew. Come on, focus. All right, here we go. Yes, it certainly is tasty and it appears healthy.

But the problem appears. Why? Why the qualified? Why does everything need to be qualified? First off, nothing appears to be healthy. It's either healthy or it's not. I don't know that, you know, an avocado is healthier. Like there's, let's say, I'll put it to you this way.

Peanuts are not healthy, but walnuts are healthy. But I don't know how the appearance part works. Do you know what I mean? I don't. A banana has many more calories than a cucumber, but I don't really know how the appearance factors in, you fucking idiot. They appear. Again, remember, anything that said that is not an attack has to have a qualifier on it, right?

So it's a whopping. It's a pretty much it appears. What do you mean appears? You made the meal, douche. You made the meal. What's in it? Well, it's a salmon, it's eggs, and it's seasoning, and it's greens, and it's beans. Oh, so it's healthy.

It doesn't appear to be healthy. Right. It's healthy. Fucking idiot. This guy said fucking joke. All right, keep the deal. Roll back for five seconds. Let's see.

It appears healthy, but the problem remains. I do not see having made this, how you can walk into a grocery store with $20 and come out with everything you need for this, making that part of the claim for many consumers, I think, very hard to swallow. Aaron has to nod knowingly because she's a fucking retard too. No, you can't walk in. By the way, I hope this guy's sitting down. That's how goulash works, too, bitch. That's how everything works. That's how omelets work.

It's how omelets work, right? You want a omelet. You want a Denver omelet. You got to buy some ham. You can buy some onion. You get some cheddar cheese. You get a dozen eggs. Yes, it's not $4.

No, but you can make five Denver omelets out of what you paid. Yeah. And by the way, there's another layers of this, too, is none of that shit that's on the list goes bad in three days. You know what I mean? All of it will last quite a while. and keep using it. You don't have to have the same meal every day. You can keep using it, though.

And also, I'll go along with you, old retard, fucking bullshit reporter douche. All right, it's not five bucks. Stick with me, Drew. You're sitting down? I'm ready. It's 675. Right. Who gives a fuck?

It's still cheaper than going to jack in the box and it's healthy. So shut the fuck up. All right. We'll take a break. we'll be right back quo well if you run a business you never want to miss a call and that's why today's episode

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Go the fucking Trader Joe. Stop treating these people like infants. Yeah. You've said that for a long time. I want to see, you know what's interesting, Andrew? I'm always more interested in the dumb head nodders than I am even the person that's making the retarded point. Like Aaron Burnett, like, oh, thank you, old-timer. Thank you for solving this conundrum.

Wow, that was a great four minutes use of my fucking Saturday show. I want to know if there's an outro. I mean, I want to know if Aaron Burnett said anything about it. Going into that? No, I said the word outro. Oh, afterwards. I'm sorry. And I was talking about the head nodding, Drew.

You shouldn't be confused. And going into it, I don't know what she would say. She would just throw it to them. But afterwards, she'd make some sort of comment. Like, she'll say, like, everything isn't as it appears or something like that, right? Right. So you guys are now attacking poor people eating healthy. That's essentially...

Oh, listen, did you see it today in, I think, Minnesota? They passed a law that made it illegal to pull dead people off the voter rolls. So it's like, it's all, like you always say, it's being set into a microphone now. Right. They say it out loud. And it's like, why don't we react to this? Yes. It's incredible.

Yeah. There's a, there was a, I don't think it was, let's see. Oh, there's also a great Tala Rico Amazon clip in a, in a, oh, yeah, I saw this, I think. In a world of bullshit. This, by the way, this clip, file this one under Catholic high schoolers disturbed dolphins. Right? He's trying to do, you know what they're trying to do? They're doing this pitch, and the pitch is rich people and big companies are cruel. They're cruel. They're bad, no matter what. They're always doing this pitch all the time that, you know, Adam Carolla wants to reopen schools because he's cruel.

He doesn't like black people and Hispanic people. You know, he sits in his mansion, what makes his decrees, counts his money. You know what I mean? Like, first off, you look foolish calling everyone. All they do is toggle between homophobe, xenophobia, you know, racist and cruel. And now there's some weird we don't want men playing in women's sports. So we're anti-trans and we're being cruel to the trans. Everything's a retarded. Everything is a story I tell you all about.

Like think about the Gavin Newsome. stories of the homeless mom who's just divorced. You know, it's all, it's all a weird, it's a weird story. So listen to what he explains how Amazon reacted when somebody died. An Amazon worker died in one of Amazon's warehouses. And as he lay dying, management told the other workers, turn around, don't look, get back to work. Oh, Lord be.

Lord be. Lord be. That was a human being. That was a child of God. That was our sibling. Lord be. Sacrifice. I'm going to talk to black people like the dark.

Sacrified. We don't just have a political struggle. All right, hold on a second. Listen, if you have a company that has 250,000 employees, eight will die on the job site every month. It's just a statistical fact. It has to happen. if you take a group of people and I don't know how I don't know Amazon may have 1.5 million employees or something, right? I'm going to look it up.

Andrew, look it up. If Amazon has a million employees and the average work week is 40 hours, so you're going to have 18 people die a month at work. Yeah. statistically. Sorry, that's the way. You know, death doesn't wait till you're in your jammies, bitch. You quimby's.

He'll visit you a fucking work. So, all right, that's number one. That's number one. Number two, you know, get back to work. Right. What they're probably, first off, this never happened. But secondly, somebody died at Amazon working at Amazon. And somebody said, give him room.

The paramedics are coming in, you know what I mean? The paramedics were there, and they're like, hey, don't make a spectacle out of this. Go back. Leave them alone and do their work. That's what you do. That's what you do when the paramedics are doing a job. Clear out. You don't let people gather around.

Amazon stated that the employees suffered from a preexisting medical condition that Oregon workplace safety regulators determined it was a non-workwork. related and non-work related and the late sorry the workers were later sent home with paid time off company representatives defended not evacuating the entire building immediately to avoid disrupting blah blah blah that's evacuate the building that's ridiculous i don't i don't i don't i don't know so but let's listen to fucking talarico now maybe maybe the quimby title does work nicely for him. But so he's going to take black people and try to agitate them and explain to them that

we've lost our humanity because somebody died at Amazon. Economic struggle in this country, we have a spiritual struggle in this country. Between selfishness and service. Between greed and generosity. For 50 years, we've been told. greed is good selfishness has been celebrated

but after decades of this corruption I think we are on the cusp of returning to those old-fashioned dollars returning I want to hear the Amazon part one more time this guy's so fucking full of shit and this is all we do

this is politics now just try to make everyone feel like shit all the time no it is that's what or lying or lying oh okay hey bitch what's your policy to fix people dying at Amazon. Right. All right, here we go. Died in one of Amazon's warehouses.

And as he lay dying, management told the other workers turn around. Trump rushed in and pissed on him. Well, he was laying there. Did you know that, Andrew? He was laying there. And Trump still had a little something in his bladder because he pissed on the tomb of the unknown soldier before that.

Oh, right. And then he rushed into the Amazon warehouse. and he pissed on that dying man. Perfect. That's what happened. Go ahead. There we go. Look, get back to work.

Lord be. Get back to work. Lordby. That was a human being. What? That was a child of God. That was our sibling. Uh-huh.

Sacrificed on the altar of corporate greed. We don't just have a political struggle in this country. This guy's another one of these fucking narrative story, be kind, cruel. bullshit. When you start hearing about kindness and cruelty and all this guys, just fucking don't vote for these people. What policy are we talking about here? Amazon has roughly one million people in operations. Well, Jesus fucking Christ, who was right about that? Globally, 1.5. I said 1.5, and then I made it a million. Yep. And now I'm right times two. And then how many dead, how many die a month? Well, you can't go.

You can't globally have a population of a million and a half and just not have several deaths weekly, monthly. People don't understand that. They don't get it. We're supposed to never die in this country, don't you understand? Well, and also, you can die at McDonald's, but it doesn't mean McDonald's killed you. That's right. It just meant you died at McDonald's. Right.

just like if you die in your condominium, it doesn't mean the homeowners association killed you. It just meant you died in your condominium, you fucking idiots. Jesus Christ. This, by the way, what's different about this than the whole RFK healthy cooking take down?

It's just a bunch of fucking idiots willfully misinterpreting things. Yes. Yes. Well, you know, you mentioned how Musk and RFK were the absolute darling. of the left. You and I used to be fully embraced by the left, fully. We were fighting the right.

We were sort of always kind of moderate, but now, oh, no, no, not anymore. Yeah. For no, for no specific reason. Well, they do not like people that pipe up when they're trying to sort of enact crazy legislation or crazy ideas. They don't. They don't like to. They don't like people know that yeah the homeless is a great example of it that you know i was in san francis i'll tell you maybe next show about this i was in san francisco a couple days ago and they are making rapid progress against homeless guess what by doing the same thing doing exactly what i've been describing for the last 20 years mhm 20 years and the whole while whining and crying about oh well what about the data what about the the best okay okay which way worked which way didn't work that's it

A-B test. One's down a quarter, other went up consistently over 20 years. All right. Friday. Yeah. Tampa. Going to be doing a show there with the Motor Enclave. Great event.

Lots of car stuff. Check that out. Sunday, Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey. 6 p.m. Uncle Vinny's doing a show over there. Be in Vegas after that. Drew, what do you got? Dr.D.com.

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