The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #744 Classic: Shelly Seems Different

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

In this Adam and Dr. Drew Classic, Adam and Dr. Drew open the show by going straight to the phones and speaking to a caller who is looking for advice on getting medical care while not having healthcare coverage. They also speak to a caller with a startling admission from his time on the Carolla Cruise as well as a gentlemen who recently cheated on his girlfriend and is looking for advise on how to move forward with their relationship. Adam also shares with Drew an idea he has that he has been enamored with as of late regarding the trans community.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, it's time for another throwback episode. This is from February 2018. We go right to the phones, talk to a caller who's looking for advice on some medical care without coverage, getting into a lot of stuff, how to move forward with the relationship after somebody cheated, and share an idea that I have been enamored with as late. And you'll get into that and more in this throwback episode coming up now. legend and don't be afraid of the dark. Pluto TV has hundreds of channels and thousands of terrifying movies, live and on demand. Download Pluto TV on all your favorite devices and start streaming now. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky.

You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on it. George, we're gonna get on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you, right, Drew? Yeah, buddy.

Now- Got real upset last show. I got you. I got- I'm all worked up. Yeah. So, Drew. Yeah. There's, we're bringing up how insane Los Angeles Times are and then I started going you start going about a story

That I don't know much about but I think we're doing a little more legwork on it as we speak Yeah, so you want to take a call and then let Gary? He was like work Gary I would just say look at the part where they make it seem like I own the hospital or I make lots of money off unwitting patients. You got that, Gary? Yeah. Okay.

By the way, a hospital I never made more than $18,000 a year working at. Hold on. I'll let Gary do his leg work. I'll take a couple phone calls and then we'll get into you being accused of murder. Hey, Mark, 33, North Carolina. Hey, Adam. Hey, Drew. Hey. What's going on?

Hey, I've been dodging the flu for a couple weeks and it finally got me. I've been out of work for about two days trying to stay hydrated and just get some rest. I was wondering if you two had some tips for someone without health insurance who's not dying from a flu but just trying to get over a few more days of it. How do you know it's the flu? It just kind of swept through my community here. Did you get the flu shot this year?

I did not, no. And what are your symptoms? I started off with a little bit of a sore throat. That kind of went to a cough and a stuff nose. That's flu. I had a heat and a fatigue. Okay, so it sounds like you have a cold and not the flu. Flu's a sore throat? You can't start that way.

But isn't there going to be some yakking and some diarrhea and stuff? No, not necessarily. Just more fever and prostration, that kind of thing. But this has been a weird one this year where people have had a lot of fatigue. And it looked kind of like an upper respiratory infection, but it ended up going to pneumonias and causing a lot of, like, weeks of fatigue kind of thing. What do you... My suspicion was there's a lot more pneumonia than we know going on. That's my suspicion. Well, do you do something pretty blue-collary where you don't get paid unless you show up? Yeah. I got to be on the job to get paid. I mean, I can still take a couple days off

and it did not hurt me too bad. Yeah, I get it. All right. So it's all the fluids and rest and let it – you're young and just let it pass through you. I have a great rehydration product or sustained hydration product called Hydrolyte. It's really, really high quality. It's like almost equivalent of an IV, so try that. My wife got through, my son got through the fluid.

What do you do? How many of those a day? You just put it in a, The tablet. It's a tablet you put in a... A cup of water. Like a pint. Pint of water. Yeah.

And then if you could do that four times a day, that'd be very helpful. Yeah. I think you gotta go online to find that stuff. But... Go to DrRu.com. We've got a special discount over there, too. And this wasn't meant to promote this. The fact is we have a discount there.

But by the time he gets it, he's going to be over this over this see here's the one thing I worry about is that they do have a You know the the powder C plus stuff or the cold whatever stuff no no not that stuff I'm saying they make a hydration. Oh do the version Okay, as well the simply C or whatever the C plus or C minus that'd be the name of my Remedy they make the powdered stuff good They make a hydration version of that that you can probably go find on the shelf If it's anything like hydrolate, which it probably is it's way better than things like Gatorade Those are not as good for this kind of thing

But be that as it may, you know, you should be on Tamiflu if they thought you had the flu. Sometimes people get pneumonia complicating this, or sinusitis, sometimes they need antibiotics. I don't know what to say, if you're not gonna get healthcare and you keep getting sicker, it's gonna be a long little road here. Hopefully it'll be okay, hopefully it'll be okay. Listen, I never had healthcare, I was fine.

Just gut it out, man. I will say this, Drew. A little miniature little version of, I'm not having healthcare, but a little miniature version of a lot of discussion on raising the minimum wage to making it a living wage to get into $15 an hour and then they sort of long unforeseen consequences or the unintended consequences of people cutting

back on hours now and go and making those people part time so now they're getting a higher hourly wage but they're working less and so on and so forth. I got to tell you it is come home to Roost with the Ace Man. How's that? I got a guy over at the other shop and he's been with me for a while and he's a good guy and he does work buddies, he's the kind of guy he'd wanna just go hang that door and then you'd leave

because the door wouldn't be hung right. So I've sort of relegated him to water the stuff and sweep the driveway and go up to the roof and clean out the gutters and stuff like that. Now, there's an interesting thing. I got a guy at the other shop, he gets $60 an hour and he works full time and he can work as much over time as he wants because he's highly skilled.

He's a highly skilled fabricator and he is putting together cars that are going to be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and thus there's a math which is I bought the old car years back for a hundred thousand dollars I'm going to pay this guy a hundred thousand000 in a year to put it back together, and then the car will be worth $400,000. And as the boss goes, I can handle that kind of math. I can totally justify paying him to do that. So the guy who gets the highest hourly wage over at the other shop, I got no problemo

as the boss. I come walking into the shop, this guy's got a heli-arc out and he's welding an aluminum catch tank for a Paul Newman race car, and I'm like, good, I would have had to farm that out, fabricate it, send it, wherever, and it would have cost me $1,000 to do when I'm paying him to do $400, or whatever.

It's a math that makes sense to the boss. The other guy, I happened to be there, everyone was on vacation and everyone was gone at the end of the year and I was there. And I said, all right, now it's time, let me write you your check. And I knew he'd gotten a little bit of a raise, but I kind of forgot where he was at. and I but I do know what his jobs were and the

jobs were menial you know stuff that think of anyone knew a young man who wanted to make 12 bucks an hour could have done maybe 11 bucks an hour and I and the guy's a good guy he's's got some skill, but I intentionally kept him away from the stuff that involved hanging crown molding and I said what are you getting an hour now and he said twenty two fifty an hour and I remember thinking Twenty two fifty an hour. That's a lot and then I was for what he's doing Yeah, the other guy gets 60 bucks an hour. I don't care because he's fabricating yeah things out of aluminum, so I then went back

During the during the break during the Christmas break, and it just kind of was with me It's like just gonna I'm telling him you know go out and sweep out the driveway and then bring in the trash cans or something It's like yeah, I'm just getting paid like a like a carpenter. Yeah, you know so I was kind of It was in my head throughout the break. And now we're coming back from the break, and I'm saying, give him the first week off. Give him the week off.

Tell him we'll bring him back. Well, he's been off a lot of weeks this week, this year. I am thinking about this other project I'm trying to get started on but we're not starting yet and I do like him and I do want to put him on that but I can't I can't justify the sweeping of the driveway I could justify the new project we're gonna work on but he's now staying home until I can get on to this and and that's the way the boss works and he's now staying home until I can get on to this and and That's the way the boss works and he's just like exploiting people's what you're saying. You're heartless and exploitative

It's not okay. It's not good. It's not bad way to pay your fair share man. I literally just found out Oh, yeah, it's getting 2250 an hour and I remember thinking And I'm looking for busy work for him. That's, you know, your nephew's in town, you're giving him 10 bucks an hour, you're looking for busy work, right? It's more, it's harsher than your painting. It's like, eh, not worth it, therefore no job.

Forget not just reducing hours, you're just like, that ain't worth it, I don't want that, I'll do it myself, whatever. Right, it just goes into not worth it slot in your head, and that usually means the end of a job. Well, this week and last week, yeah. Maybe if I can get something going, no, but I'm telling you on the micro level,

I'm telling you that's how it works. That is how it works. You pay guys 15 or 20 bucks an hour to flip burgers and the boss man's gonna be thinking, how do I get him out of here? That's it. That's not what you want. Some interesting call up there on line four.

Yeah. Let's do it. Talk to John, 46 from Ohio, John. Adam. What's going on? What's going on, bro from Ohio, John. Adam. What's going on? What's going on, bro? Yeah, what's going on? Ah, hey, Dr. Drew.

I gotta know, I gotta know, brother. Are you still getting BJs in the car? Yeah, well. That was a special night. Yes. Ah ha ha. And I was drunk. Man.

Yeah. So was I. And he was driving exceptionally well. Yeah, you're skilled. You're very skilled. Sorry, John. Go ahead. Ninja. Well, I just, I think I need to come clean.

I need to report something with everything that's going on with the whole Me Too movement. I need to come clean. I was on the Corolla cruise and I, you know, pounded some drinks, social drinking, it's all good. And I'm talking to this guy and he says, you know, hey, look, I'd like to get something going and if at all possible, I'd like to see if I can get four of my five fingers up your your butthole because I'd like to honestly see if I can make a go of making you my hand puppet." I was like, well, who are you? And he said, well, I'm the call screener for the Adam Carolla show. Adam Carolla, Dr. Druscio. And I was like like what? Druscia? That was Kalen?

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean I called just now and the guy who answered the phone, that was the guy. Same voice? That was the dude. That was Dylan? Who's screening? Gabe. Oh, Gabe.

Yeah, that sounds like Gabe. That's definitely Gabe. Eddie? Gabe. Oh, Gabe. Yeah, that sounds like Gabe. That's definitely Gabe. Yeah. So I just, I'm just letting you know, you got a randy one there, man. Yeah, I appreciate it. I don't know. What's the statute of limitations on finger and butthole crime? Well, if you're in international waters, there is no statute on it.

It's not California law you were you a sure then or were you out the other see well we were out okay there goes it's what we call an evergreen the mark ergos would call an evergreen is that me means we can file any time oh it's an evergreen I see you know what I mean right it's a it's a perennial you know I'm saying'm saying? Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right. All right. Wait a minute. It's perennial? No. Is that not the same as Evergreen? That sounds right. All right. Look up the definition of perennial. I'd like to know. Hey, this is Adam Carolla from the Adam Carolla Show. BetOnline is the world's most trusted betting platform and your number one source for all sports betting action.

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Five. Yeah. Matt? 29. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, what's going on, man? Hey, nice talking to you guys. I've been a big fan of you guys. We just went in a couple years ago

at the Paramount Theater here in Denver, so appreciate all the hospitality. You guys are awesome after the show, shaking and taking pictures. Thank you, man. I like that place. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, I'm just calling because, you know, I had a little incident a couple of weekends ago. I was dating a girl for four years and she's a girl that I was thinking about marrying and loved her to death and she recently moved to Phoenix for school and the kind of point was I was going to eventually move for school and the kind of point was I was going to eventually move down there and a couple weekends ago we went down there with some buddies and ended up kind of cheating on her in a way of kind of kissing another girl at a bar so kind of going through some shit right now with my wife trying to repair that she not really wanted to talk to me.

I think they said wife. Then I said girlfriend. I'm not sure. Yeah. I'm sorry. Girlfriend that, yeah, I had thoughts of making my wife in the recent future. Is she your wife now? No, she's my girlfriend now. I followed her in a potential way.

So you told her about this? Yeah. I told her the next morning. Well, one thing, because her friend saw it, so I knew it was going to get to her eventually. Okay. All right. All right. That's a reason. Good. Okay. All right. Well, and secondly, too, I didn't, I never cheated on her, so I mean, the guilt factor was pretty high at that moment, and I'm trying to be honest with our relationship here. That was really the other thing, too. Did it only stop at kissing?

That's all it went to. But it doesn't really matter. It's cheating. Yeah. Were you wasted? Yeah. I was pretty blacked out at the time. Blacked out.

But I can't say I didn't. Yeah. So, do we have an alcohol problem here? Is that really the culprit? You know, I think there might be a little bit of that Drew and I thought kind of socially drinking in your 20s but now starting to reassess some things so I think that's part of it but really I was actually going to ask you too like subconsciously I've been doing a lot of thinking of like why I would do that to somebody that I care about when it wasn't

in my attention Was it just blacking out and if so, like that's not really an excuse, but hold on. Hold on. Hold on Is anyone here religious? No, no religion. Okay, and what was the friend doing in proximity to you in the bar? And you did this in front of friend. I mean that feels like pretty blacked out behavior to me. Yeah, no yeah it was, so she was down there now, she had some of her girlfriends down there and then I was down there as well,

but some of my friends were there, we just had like an Airbnb that we were staying in, kind of two different parties and then one of the girls that she was staying with her were just happen to be kind of there that night. Okay, hold on a second. Didn't quite follow. Man has a lot of unsatisfying answers. Yeah.

All right, here's the thing. Having kissing somebody is a far cry from what we traditionally know as cheating. When you're not married., you're not married. And you're not married. So while not a confidence booster for her, should not be a deal breaker as well, I would say to this person... Hold on, hold on. We know he doesn't have a pattern of this kind of thing?

He just said he'd never done it before. Okay, okay. Go ahead, hold on. Do we know he doesn't have a pattern of this kind of thing? He just said he'd never done it before. Go ahead, keep going. I would say to the person, look, I feel very badly about this. I will punish myself more than you could punish me because of the guilt I feel about it. I was drunk and I made a bad move as guys tend to do in their 20s when they're blacked out. This shall not

happen again and the good news is I have no leash now like this will not if this happens again it'll be it'll be over for us and I will never risk that or jeopardize that and I will never do anything that resembles this again. Now, I'm not sure what's going on with her and that she can't see her way fit to sort of work through this one and work around it. Well, I'm not sure if she could rely on him

not to do it again if he's an alcoholic. Well, if he blacks out and also, well, she kind of can rely because if you're blacked out, you're no good, you know, you get the whiskey deck. But you can't make out, you can't do like the sloppy make out. So one thing he has to examine is, did I do this because there's some shortfall in the relationship or where I am in my life with that relationship or is it the alcoholism? And if it's the alcoholism? And if it's the alcoholism,

you're gonna have to eventually do something about that. That's all. Okay, but either way. Otherwise I agree with that. And also, anybody who says, well I made out with this chick at the bar when I was drunk, well that's just the same as cheating to me.

You know, the people go, well that's the same as you having a long-term affair with a coworker. It's like, no, no it is not. It is not. It's like, no, no it is not. It is not. It's something you should be sorry for. But people can't, although they do, they go, to me, it's the same. And it's like, okay, but that's unfair for you to pick a what is manslaughter and go, to me it's murder one with special circumstances.

You're a cop killer and we gotta put you down. That's what we get into these days. That seems to be our weird sort of thing. Should have never let people feel a certain way and then have their feelings. It's so weird that I ran into this some years ago, just at home. I was sort of bickering with my daughter and she was saying, you hurt

me, you made me feel this way, you know, you need to apologize and that's it. And I was like, you chose to feel that way. I did not say things that were, you know, put downs or critiques or anything. And then like my wife like turned to me and she said if She feels this way then that's the way she feels so you have to apologize and I'm like No, I don't want to live in a world where she gets to feel a certain way And then we must all act accordingly because this is the way it must be so You you feel like you were slided because someone bumped you in the subway

But it turns out the person just was off balance, and they didn't mean anything by it, but you feel attacked Okay, that's fine But I don't want to live in a world where that's now the truth You weren't attacked in the subway somebody lost her balance and banged up against your shoulder. Let's not go down this road and I remember having this sort of weird feeling because Lynette was saying and Lynette's just trying to be a good parent, Lynette was like going, she feels this way, so it is. And I was going, I remember kind of being confused.

I was like, I don't think it is, I don't know. I don't think it's, but then just makes me a caveman who's going out looking for victims. I was like, no, we have to tell her it's not this way, and no, you shouldn't feel this way. But it's like, but you can't tell her how to feel. It's like, yes, I think we can. Or there's an intermediate zone,

which is I'm sorry you feel that way, but that's not what happened. Right, there is now, that kind of thinking has now run amok. Completely. And it's happened, not in the last 10 years it's happened the last three years completely hard yeah in the last three years and now we're home yeah and now there's a bunch of people just feeling a certain way yeah Gary offended whatever I mean help

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Then there's the whole LA Times accusing you of murder. Yeah, I don't know what Gary's done in that department I I'm wondering I was I was hoping that I could get a chance to talk to Drew I'm wondering if maybe this is not the right article because I can see a tangential thing. Yeah, Drew's a chick Okay, yeah, and with that the south with that call 150 years ago So when he does things like he came up to me the airport starts screaming. Yeah screaming in my face screaming in my face I like no, he wasn't screaming your face. But it is a chick from the South from 150 years ago. He's like fanning himself. I swoon. I swoon. So you're not, when I tell you there's an article in Los Angeles Times that says,

it'll be exactly as such. When he says there's one that says this and that, look for a completely different version than what Drew said. I've got it. Fiddly D, Mr. Krull. I don't know why you'd want to be wired that way, Drew. It doesn't seem to help. No, maybe we'll do it tomorrow and I'll go over it with you. I think it's probably better.

Drew will go over it with you. That's great. Drew, he's got the vapor, so let him just relax over there. You want some iced tea? Let's do some calls. All right. You're missing the idea that I'm in love with.

Oh, oh, oh, I want that, I want that. I brought it up on my program, ACS, on Good Sports, but I really love an idea that would work. It really would work. What? Well, you're big in the transgender community, right? And you feel like the whole plan is just to have those folks just get along show up at work

Get along get along. Yeah, and part of getting along is not having much people whispering behind your backs. Yeah, sure Shelly Sam right he looks like it feels big hands and then someone else goes well some women have big hands yeah but this Shelley seems different okay here's my plan for our large transgendered community who's listening to this program when you show up at a new job for instance or even if it's a college dorm or something like that, right? A place where folks could start going, I wonder if that person, okay, you do this move. Are you ready, Drew? Ready.

You wait for the office blabbermouth to head into the woman's room, right? You wait, the one that's always- And you're a male to female? I'm male to female. Okay? I'm male to female. I'm male to female and I wait for the female to female blabbermouth who's in the cubicle C over there who's always- The cis female.

She's cis. Cis female. What does cis even mean? I don't even know. These are all made up words. No, they're not. That's actually organic chemistry. But no one ever, they're made up in the sense that no one ever uttered them before 16 months

ago. Let me show you what cis and trans is. The cis female. This is a... This is a... Cisgender denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity and gender corresponds with their birth sex. So...

Look at this. This is like, is like Fabio like a cis male? So no, you are. Like it's like Fabio, like a cis male. No, you are, like it's a dude who is a dude and identifies as being a dude. Well, that's Fabio. Oh, listen. He rides a motorcycle. So, you seen that dude? The bird.

He hit a bird on a roller coaster. So, this is trans. See, these H's are across from each other. And these oxygens are on the same side that makes them cis. Ah, okay, so I'm okay So I'm a cis gender. So this is a cis gender lady and she likes to gossip. Okay, Drew? Okay, and and me or you Who's transitioning or has transition? I transition. You did now because I'm cis

No one's gonna buy me. No. You transitioned from male to female. Of the humanity. But there's some rumblings around the office, like who is, who's this guy? You ready? Yeah. You wait for Gabby Gabbington to get up

and go to the ladies room. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And you come walking in. Now you're post-menopausal, you're too old. But I mean a 24 year old Dr. Drew. Jordan, your son. God will. As him or as a trans him? Okay. Let's have your son Jordan. Okay. Transition to a female. To Jill. Jill. Jill. Jill walks into the bathroom

after sis blabbermouth over there. Walks in and she's in there washing her hands or getting ready to use the bathroom or something and he they go Jordan, I mean Jill Jill says It's embarrassing but Do you have a tampon on you? I just started and I Don't I don't have anything in my purse and I'm wearing some pretty tight slacks dockers You know, do you have one on you? And she goes, oh yeah, hold on honey,

let me get my purse back at my desk while I go back. And that's it, you never say anything again. And then at some point, at the Christmas party, the company party, or they're out at TGI Fridays on Friday, and somebody starts having a few beers and like blabbing a little bit, like, oh man, chill. No, no.

Oh, another one. Well, if you have the one. Go ahead. OK. That's why I said, and someone starts. OK. Drew, what's that skill you have of jumping ahead in a story and screwing up?

No. Somebody else starts talking at the table. Have you seen that, Jill? I don't know, man. I mean, that chick, she's got a firm grip and blah blah That's when sis Gabby sis Gabbyton chimes up and that chimes in goes listen I know Adam's Apple firm grip big Saints fan Mm-hmm. I was in the bathroom that

to This time we're in the bathroom one of our tampon now. Come on first. You'd be like, I can't tell you it would shut Okay, which shut every yeah, shut everyone up. Yeah, there's never any more discussion and everyone who just sit at the table They'd be going But I got this weird fun. No, no, no to why why why would they do that? Yeah, why would they do it? They would never do it. No, it would never happen. Yeah done. Yeah. Okay, so everyone who's transitioned Would like to email. Yeah show quite down everyone at the office Unless there's something about the period that I don't know you don't get that too. No, okay good

But we got but you got to select your Gabby carefully Gabby must be a perfect target Anybody maybe do more than once Listen you could do more than once but I'll tell you over here you know the mother hen here is a Matt porcelain Punisher final air and there's no way that if he was in that bath they'd have to get there moments after he walked into the bathroom otherwise you'd be overtaken oh yeah but what I'm saying is that you walk in you share that with Matt the porcelain punisher and

he's out with Max Pat on the boys having a few beers on a Saturday. No way if you're talking about me being Jill over there, he'd chime right in and go, no, no, want to borrow a tampon for me. And that'd be the end of that. There'd be no, well, maybe it was for an art project. It'd be the end of discussion on this and I would do that. If Sonny transitioned to Samantha,

I would tell him do that ploy. Do you remember the tampon fetish? Admit I'm a genius. You're a genius. Thank you. The tampon fetish guy we had called Loveline years ago. Was it during your tenure? God, I don't know.

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