The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Adam and Drew #2010 - Surviving Heatwaves & Hug-Free Households

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

In this episode, Adam and Dr. Drew discuss why men—especially Adam—seem to struggle with extreme heat, and how growing up with little to no air conditioning shaped their tolerance. They reflect on the contrast between today’s climate comforts and the resilience of feral children who can endure freezing temperatures without flinching. Dr. Drew shares a moment from a recent Kill Tony appearance that reminded him of Adam’s mother, sparking a conversation about upbringing and emotional patterns. Adam then dives deep into the symbolism of sandwich-making, explaining how something as simple as a sandwich can represent parental care, national pride, and personal development. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live at Corolla one studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show. Yeah, get it on got to get on a trip. I'm not going on Dr. Drew board certified didn't did some stuff that over there in Austin, Texas, Drew. Yes, sir, I sure am.

It's only 95 degrees out here, no big deal. Oh, I wanted to talk to you about temperature, if we could. I've realized the human body is sort of needlessly sensitive to it, you know? Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I walked into the studio today and I just opened the door and I was like,

oh, this is hot. Oh man, I'm gonna be miserable if I do a podcast with this temperature in this studio. And I looked at the thermostat and it was 77 degrees, which is not horribly hot but felt very warm for the inside of the studio. Yeah. So and then I quickly turned on the AC and I got it set at 72 degrees which is very comfortable except where it's only five degrees. I mean not only is 72 into the 70s,

but 77 isn't out of the 70s. We're somewhere in the middle of the 70s, and yet very uncomfortable to me. You've been pussified. I know, and I looked back and I thought, I used to sleep in a garage where if it was, you know, 103 degrees that day, when I went to bed, it was 94 degrees in my garage.

I would just lay there with a fan blowing on me and sweating. And so I thought, wow, I've logged a lot of miserable heat miles trying to sleep in super uncomfortable temperature beds, I probably affected my sleep patterns so negatively over so many years, we're literally just not having air conditioning in the San Fernando Valley. But I also thought, it's weird how sensitive we can be, it also makes you realize when you hear these politicians

in California, like set your thermostat to 80 degrees during the summer so we can save kilowatts like that's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable to go to bed when it's that hot. Yeah, that's right. But it doesn't have to be we weirdly get we really get accustomed to just about everything, right? It's just everything becomes background noise. But there is also some evidence that people

like feral children raised in the woods don't feel cold. Oh, really? Yeah. So you so we're sort of designed to kind of maybe burn out that system or not have it be attuned so sensitively. I've just ways you were talking about I was thinking about what it was like being in 120 degrees in the desert with a pack on my back. And I wasn't thinking about the heat. In fact, so much so I got dehydrated, got teeth stroke, but I wasn't like aware of the heat. So it actually damaged me that I wasn't aware of it. It's weird. I was laying around getting angry at my parents the other day. Which is kind of a pastime of mine. But I thought, no one ever thought maybe we should get one of those window mount air conditioning units to put in the kids room.

I thought you eventually had something like that in the house, no? Well, yeah, we had one. Oh, yeah, OK. It was where the TV was in my step yeah, we had one. Oh yeah. Okay. It was where the TV was in my stepdad's room. All right. Well the Rockefellers put it in their kids' rooms. We had one and it was in my stepdad's bedroom slash. Hey man, I, I lived in a apartment in Boston. It was so hot. We had one with a three bedroom thing I was sharing with other people. And we literally

set up a tent in front of the air conditioning and all slept in the tent. Yeah, well, you would adapt. But no, I thought, no, they, I think, I think with my parents, they were so cheap, that the notion of running an air conditioner all night was not, they were not, they were totally against that. I don't, my mom, you know, the air conditioner she would find at a garage sale or something, like we could find the unit, I think it was more about running the unit.

Yes. You know what I mean? Oh yes I do. And then that comes into a kind of a mindset, which is, well, what's worth more, running this or your kids' comfort? You know, and then I think we all know how that, the choice that was made.

But as I think back on it, it was about running it. Did they go even as far as to think about your comfort? Was that even in the, you know, I mean, that's a, you know. They didn't have any thoughts about that, but it did make me think about just tossing and turning all night, just puddles of my own sweat. Like, I probably didn't, I probably slept a grand total of about an hour and a half out of the eight hours on those kind of dog day

Kind of you know nights. I Just had an interesting thought Because I you know your mom and your grandmother in my head a lot now because of you and I was at a kill Tony show last night in Austin at the Rogan Mothership. And you know, they bring out these amateur types that want to try comedy, this one woman came out there. And she was talking about her house arrest from having been arrested at January 6, and told this story about being Billy Clubbed. And she was sort of let in because her husband never

seen the rotunda. So they just wanted to go look at it. And they got Billy Club. And she told this long story. And Aria Shafir thought it was just comical, like she was making it up. And she goes, no, no, I'm on house arrest. That's why I was there. And when she got up, that's not the story.

Hold on. I'm on house arrest? That's why I was there? It's not important. Well, what do you mean? What I mean was she was literally on house arrest because she had been in the White House on January. Oh, yeah, that's not why she was there.

In the Capitol in January. She's on house arrest because she was there. Because she was there. Right. But that's not the point of the story. The point of the story is when she got up and came out onto the mic, I thought, oh man, here goes Adam's mom. This This is gonna be Adams mom. I mean, she

looked at she acted it. She she was started out with sort of that kind of attitude. And I thought, Oh, whoa, do they do J sixers and your mom have more in common than a part? Is there somebody a new version of your mom? You know what I mean? Is there is there I just thought if you had any insight, or are they so different that they come around and meet somewhere that they're kind of present the same or have the same kind of is that projective identification thing

like she was just presented a certain way where I thought, oh, this can be uncomfortable. I think it's the latter. I don't think they have anything in common other than a kind of an outskirts of society kind of living living unlike the middle Whatever, you know, whatever would be a you know traditional way. Yeah Yeah, it's interesting cuz she because that anger maybe it's the anger. I just

thought I'd explore this because it's the anger I picked up on. And now that I'm thinking about it, she launched into our Shapiro told him, you know, she didn't like how his balls look because he's showing them all the time. She was like pissed about it. Like really that takes that takes balls to tell tell a seasoned comedian to shut the fuck up, essentially. Ari Shaffir, I think you meant. What did I say, Shaffer?

You said Ari Shapir. Shapir, yes, Shapir. I figured you knew it, but I just wanted it for the audience. I had a thought, and I'd be curious, because I'm looking at Daphne through the glass, but I'm starting to, you know, I can kind of distill people down to very small actions, you know?

And I was thinking on the subject of moms, sandwich. Sandwich based, sandwich, the sandwich. All right, so you take the sandwich. Now, a sandwich is what? Well, it's bread and it's meat or it's peanut butter and jelly, whatever. It's a sandwich and it's what kids eat, it's what they take to school in their lunchbox

or what have you. But it's just, a sandwich is really what a mother makes their son or daughter and kind of what maybe a wife may make the husband, I don't know, traditionally if the guy... It's a caretaking, it's a caretaking thing. It's a caretaking thing. And okay, if the husband is out mowing the lawn all day and pruning the thing on a Saturday, when he comes back in, maybe there's a sandwich waiting for him. You know what I mean? It's a caretaking thing, which Drew is correct. It's also kind of a barter, which is, well, you go out on a

hot day on a Saturday and you push this lawnmower around on that lawn for a couple hours and when you return, I will trade you a sandwich. You will have a sandwich waiting for you. You will not have to make your own sandwich and push the lawnmower. You push the lawnmower, I'll make the sandwich. It's like traditionally been a care and a barter, okay? And the kid, the kid's piece of it is what? Behaving in school, something like that?

Yeah, that's just more of a social contract. It becomes a barter when you get older, and later on it's a social contract. And it can be a barter and a social contract, which is like, you go clean your room, I'm gonna make you your favorite sandwich, you know? And Daphne made you think of the sandwich? No, it's something I've been considering for a long time

Okay, okay, and then so as I was thinking about it. I thought well, where are we then? There's there's a spectrum of sandwich. There's uh, you know There's kind of the lazy sandwich where they just get out the slice spread the pre pre-slice, and take the Jif smoothie and, you know, here you go. You're gonna knock yourself out, right? Easy. You know, jelly in a squeeze container. You know, there you go. But it's still them making you a sandwich.

And for kids, that's kids like want that, so they get away with that, you know what I mean? It's like, I'm good, yeah. Yeah, but then you get to a kind of Elvis thing where it's like he liked peanut butter and bananas, and they would fry it in butter, you know what I mean yeah but then you get to a kind of Elvis thing where it's like he liked peanut butter and bananas and they would fry it in butter you know I mean and now then you get into a more advanced sandwich which is well he likes you know smoked Gouda and a Dijonais must Dijonais on there and a hot mustard and I put a thin slice of pickle, you know.

Okay, so now we're getting into Stratas, right? Yeah. Now, I would argue that at the top of the food chain is the advanced sandwich. They like this, so I get the special bread. He likes it on a Kaiser roll. I get the Kaiser roll, and Then I go to the deli. I get the smoked turkey, blah, blah, blah. Right? Okay. That's top. Now at the bottom isn't bad sandwich. It's zero sandwich. I got out of it sandwich. Yeah. I was thinking

about you. I got zero sandwich because nobody did. that sandwich would have been a thing, you know, we'd have to go get stuff and bring it back and stuff. So I got zero sandwich. I got Oreos for breakfast and out of it sandwich. You got Oreos for breakfast? Out of it. Oreos for breakfast. Oreos?

Yes. I've known you a long time, you never said Oreos for breakfast. There'd be Oreos? Yes. I've known you a long time. You never said Oreos for breakfast. There'd be Oreos occasionally. If there was something for me, that's what it would be. Oreos. Like on a school day. Yeah.

Like, oh, I guess like with a glass of milk. Exactly, exactly. So they would kind of justify, well, he's getting some milk. Yeah, well, he can pour his own milk, But yeah, he would put the Oreos out there. Would your mom put a box of Oreos out on the table? No, I remember three Oreos. That's what I remember. Put the three on a plate and a glass of milk.

Yeah. What year? A glass. A glass. Not a glass of milk, a glass. Oh, a glass. You get your own. How old were you?

First grade, second grade. It stopped after that, I'd say. Was there any breakfast ever? No, that was breakfast. That was it. I know, but then it stopped. So then what happened? Then nothing. Just you get your cereal, cereal, get cereal.

Yeah, I had there was some bread, but it was you know, 15 grains sprouted whole wheat, you know, whatever. And then there would be some peanut butter and some honey. And I could do it. I could try to put it together myself. But I got this weird out of it sandwich, which was what, Which was lettuce, but lettuce with the big ribs on it, you know, like, like not not a lettuce you put in a sandwich like that. That ruins the sandwich and sort of like a mayonnaise

that soaked through the bread and baloney and baloney. All right. It'd be soggy bread from the I guess the soggyness. I came from the lettuce and and a thing that I couldn't eat. Yeah. I got a, I got a couple, once my dad went, uh, moved out, I got a kind of an out of it sandwich with him too, which is like, this was our common ground. This is where, just. This was our common ground.

This is where we bonded. Well, it was. The sandwich. It was like, it's like somebody said, by law you must make a sandwich. And my dad just went, what is the cheapest, fastest? What is the easiest? What sandwich would take the least effort?

And so he got, he would get like deviled ham. You know, like a can of potted meat, you know, like meat spread. What was that stuff called? It was called armor. It was called armor. Armor. Deviled ham. And you just pull the lid on it and you just spread it on a piece of bread, put the top and there's your sandwich. You know what I mean? Are you lucky? You could have been spam. Same thing. Yeah, spam could have been an upgrade, but spam would have been more work. Yeah, that's you have to cut it. I think.

So I was essentially in the no sandwich zone, which is pretty rarefied air, I would say. And then there's top of the sandwich, which is. I remember American cheese white bread. I remember that too. Yeah. Okay. You were very low on the sandwich totem pole, but I would argue that the sandwich is a metaphor. It's not, it's not like your mom made it up in a whole bunch of other ways. Your mom was out of it, didn't care and sort of self-absorbed all the way through

for everything. The sandwich is just a byproduct of her not giving a shit, right? A manifestation. A manifestation. A physical manifestation. Right, and the reason I say sandwich is because people have different backgrounds. You know, oh, well, my mom loved music and we would play, she would play the piano. We can, you go'd go, well that sounds like a pretty good mom. But not all moms played the piano. Or she loved camping, you know. So we would go camping, you know, stuff. Sandwich is a universal thing.

Moms are there. When I started thinking about this, I was like, there's no way Drew's mom was a good sandwich mom. Because she wasn't a good mom overall. And you would know if I said to you, Drew, Oh, no, Chris Corolla would get out, you know, fresh roast beef and bring out horseradish sauce and do an au jus. You would go, you would, your mind would be, your mind would, your head would explode. No, no, I just go no. John did it, right? You'd yell liar. You just yell your grandfather your grandfather you would be a liar, right? Okay, so the sandwich is

Perfect. I don't I think the sandwich rank has your mom right where she needs to be My mom's right where she needs to be in the sandwich rankings And now I'm looking at Daphne because Daphne's parents were very caring loving people She loves very much and as I'm what I'm looking for is a loving nurturing parent Who did bad in the sandwich department or an overcompensation? Parent who did great. I don't think there's such a thing as an overcompensation sandwich mom It's the viewership on the sandwich mom you get a shit sandwich sandwich is too accurate. It's if you're a shit mom, you're a shit mom, you get a shit sandwich. Sandwich is too accurate.

It's too accurate. Yeah, I mean we did like turkey, cheese, mayonnaise, sandwiches was like our big thing in our family. My parents both worked a lot so it probably wasn't like super crazy amount of effort. Just like white bread from the store. Now- Wonder bread? Well there's bread look there's also a

sandwich where you go what do you like and the kid goes I like white bread and a slice of American cheese and you go well alright. We loved it me and my sister it was like our favorite sandwich. I'm gonna slice turkey it's sliced turkey it's already something. Slice turkey would have been considered wildly exotic I wouldn't even known if you could get this rock again rock fillers again. I Mean to be fair things weren't as ubiquitous when you're younger, but they still had a deli section at the market You could have one could have requested sliced turkey, but okay, so

You got the sandwich you wanted. Yes. And your parents both worked. Yes. So they were busy. Yeah. And the sandwich can take time. How did your mom do in the sandwich department, like on the weekends when there was more time?

Whoa, this is rarefied air. I mean, I think we had the same kind of sandwiches all the time, or like peanut butter and jelly, but it was always whatever me and my sister requested. What you requested. Oh, okay. I would say she really leaned into whatever we wanted. In including, like, even if it was not nutritious for you?

Yeah. All right, so you got what you wanted. Yes. Uh-huh, all right. So that's fairly consistent. Your family's tight-knit, and you got what you wanted. Yes. Uh-huh, all right. So that's fairly consistent. Your mom, your family's tight knit. Yeah. And you got what you wanted.

Yeah. Out of them. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna continue this quest. By the way, there's probably subcategories we could like read into exactly what kind of parenting style and what was going on in that person's life, the mom. Yes, I am- Like Daphne said, they're busy, they're working.

Mom was what would your mom do? My mom works for my uncle's construction company. She like manages the office. Oh, I I'm telling you. And look, there are subcategories where the person, the parent gives the kid three bucks and they buy a sandwich at school or whatever that is. That didn't exist when we were growing up though. It really didn't. Not for me.

Oh, the money part? There was no, I mean, there was no, where would you? Where would you go? There was a school cafeteria, which was cat food. It was slop. Yeah, that's where you would go with whatever they That's right. You could pay you could, they had a weird rule where you couldn't pay and you had to buy a car, I just barely remember that stuff. I didn't have, yeah, I didn't have any money and I started making my own lunches but they

were horrible later on. And then later on when I was, you know, sort of single guy living in La Crescenta, dude, I remember going up the hill, the foothill to the Armenian supermarket. And I took my sandwich and went a different direction with it. I'm like, I'll take the smoked turkey, I think I have a pound of that. Oh, you overcompensated. I'll get the tomatoes, I'm going to get the fresh cheese, and I'll get the rolls, and I'll lay the smoked turkey, I think I have a pound of that. Oh, you overcompensated. Tomatoes, I'm going to get the fresh cheese, and get the rolls, and I'll lay it out.

I'll make a little vinaigrette sauce. And I went ballistic in the sandwich. I tried to heal the wounds. Yeah, it was kind of weird. Now, my grandmother would never do a sandwich for anybody, but that's A, because she was kind of mean, B, because a sandwich would have been an ugly American kind of move.

She was not down with it. Did your grandfather ever make anything like that? Yeah, my grandfather would do a little bit of sandwich action, but he's from Hungary. Like they don't, they're not a sandwich culture. Right. You know, and then I thought to myself, the reason we're number one is we are a sandwich culture. Oh, yeah. And well, I think that's

the back to the back to the construction site and the pragmatism and carry it with you. And what nation do they you show me the nation they do the least amount of sandwiches and I'll show you the most war-torn shitty fucked up societies there are. You show me number one sandwich nations I'll show you prosperity and a world-class automobile. Germany's probably number one sandwich. I want to know what the number one sandwich nations are and you know what we do what we do because what's a sandwich Drew's looking at his phone somebody just put an urgent call through to me all right all right well you know what I'll let you deal with it because

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and I know where they're gonna be with sandwiches immediately. I knew where your mom was with sandwiches. Easy one, right? So I don't need to know the rest of you and your mom. I know who your mom is through the sandwich, right? And I'm now saying I know who the nation is through the sandwich because first things first.

Now look, there are many nations that have sandwiches, but I realize it's all the same sandwich. It's the Middle East has pita bread and shawarma and they're boom, done. It doesn't have a grinder and a hoagie and a burger and a thing. We have 700 different kinds of sandwiches and what is a sandwich? Well a sandwich is a metaphor for our melting pot. We need some beef over some chicken, some turkey, we need tomato over here. We need cheese over there.

We need a bun over here. It's an army of people with different specialties all coming together to sort of create something good and better than a cheese sandwich with cheese bun and cheese filling and cheese. It's like, no, we need a cheese. But but not all cheese we need some cheese and we need some we all need to come together with a diverse background and expertise right and then we get the best sandwich and then we get the most sandwich and I'm saying if you

shed to me society this society has tons of different kinds of sandwich all different makes and shapes and whatever, and the people of that land, they eat them all. They love them all. You know, I'd go, okay, that's probably a good place to live. There's not gonna be a lot of ethnic cleansing going on and bombing your neighbors and suicide bombers.

And it's not gonna, it can't. It just can't be. The US is the largest share of global sandwich market revenue. So we do the best. We're the best. Wow. We're the best. And we have, we have a really, we have an industrial

production, mass produced sandwich, you know, Jimmy Johns and Subway and stuff like that. We have an industrial version of sandwich. No one else has that. But it's not the sandwich that made us the best. It's the best made the sandwich. Ooh, ho ho ho, words to live by. Yes, your mom's sandwich wasn't controlling your childhood. It was her who decided to make a shit sandwich for you.

rolling your childhood, it was her who decided to make a shit sandwich for you. The shit sandwich suddenly has a much more deeper meaning to it. It's a micro and a macro kind of yardstick to measure. I'm just saying if somebody said, look, I'm not going to tell you anything else about this nation, you're going to have to go spend a month in. Other than they have a million different types of sandwiches from all over the place, and they're celebrated versus they have no sandwich or one sandwich.

So how much time have you spent ruminating about the sandwich? A lot. Spent a lot of time sitting around. You quietly to yourself. You never brought this up. I sat around and I thought hmm. It dawned on me when I was doing ACS that the sandwich thing was a big deal. And also it would be all I needed to know about your childhood. Was it a positive sandwich situation or was it a negative sandwich situation? Because all children and all of God's creatures love sandwiches.

They just love sandwiches. There's no kid that doesn't like a sandwich. So every kid wants a sandwich. The question is, is are you getting a sandwich? I'm also just thinking about the cultural expressions. You know, the Italians have the panini and the French have the croissant sandwiches. Well, that's part of our diversity. That's the rich pageantry of the United States.

The sandwich pageantry. Ah! Yes, yes it is. of the United States. Sandwich pageantry! But, it also says something about you and your sort of self-worth, right? Which is to say... But, Hang, how do you explain your heavy sandwich action to heal the old wounds given your self-worth? I, well first off, part of it is financial, which is I had to eat but I couldn't go to the sandwich shop per se. I wouldn't have that kind of money and I could buy a pound of this and three tomatoes and a pound of that and five buns and whatever, you know, for $11, I could make seven sandwiches, you know,

like there was that. The other part was just, yeah, there was like a little bit of healing involved with it, you know, which is I'm going to make myself the sandwich I never got kind of thing. Also, there's two parts. There's the make the sandwich for your kid, which clearly your mom was not gonna do. And then there's a kind of a I deserve

this sandwich, which is could you picture Jim Carolla going into the Italian deli and saying you know I want this smoked Gouda thinly sliced and No, no, no answer be no, you know why he didn't deserve that sandwich in his mind, right? That's the mess Well, and he said didn't have confidence. It was like three dollars or something But the point is is that is like going here's what I like I want it and here's how I like it. You know what I mean? Don't just give me the Italian grinder.

Here's what I want extra vinaigrette on there, no mail. You know what I mean? Like, and I want to exit, you know, the sandwich. It's all you need. If you tell me, you just go, ah, my dad didn't have a sandwich. And then you go, well, what was it? I don't know, he didn't care.

Or I never saw him. Or I never seen, never ordered one. Or whatever. Like, what I mean is like, when you have a kid, and you go, we're gonna go out, you can go wherever you're Jimmy John's, it doesn't matter, you just go, I'm gonna get the footlong with the ba-ba,

the ba-ba-ba, and then you turn to the kid, and the kid goes, I want that, but no, ba-ba-ba, the ba-ba-ba, and then you turn to the kid, and the kid goes, I want that, but no, ba-ba-ba with the extra, blah, blah, blah. Now you're having a moment here, right? That's you going, I want you to have what you want, I'm gonna have what I want, and we're gonna sit and enjoy it. By the way, the real bonding,

how about a bite of your sandwich? I'll give you a bite of my sandwich, son. Son, a bite of my sandwich. Right, did you ever have that with your dad, Drew? No, no. Not in a million, it would never happen. No. Okay, so that's how you were raised.

There you go. It's really sad, I'm getting upset. I'm thinking about it. It's really sad. I'm getting upset. It's meant to put you in a melancholy of sandwich. It's done it but sandwich depression. But I wonder what the, you know, a 25 year old, 22 year old living today's version of that is. You know? Well, look, there are things, there are factors that, you know, I'm not saying everyone got sandwiches and you weren't loved.

If you didn't get a sandwich, it's gonna compete, my mom made me an omelet. And that's what I like for breakfast. I'm not saying, but I'm saying generally and overall, I knew where your sandwich life was. You certainly know my sandwich life, right? Yours is easy. Mine's easy, it's just no sandwich, right?

Zero. Zero sandwich. You got shit sandwich. And I also knew, I was like, Drew's parents weren't so far gone that they didn't throw something out there I just knew it was gonna be a least effort sandwich. It's interesting is a shit sandwich worse than a zero I

Don't know it's maybe it's a tie because what you got is just sort of least amount of effort sort of by law There was a little effort, but it was out of it effort You got least amount of effort by sort of American standards. Yeah My parents were sort of International they didn't didn't comport with them. They had they had diplomatic community They didn't comport with the laws of the land. You know what I'm saying? Wow. Yes, I do.

So that's where you get zero. You got least amount by law, like before Child Protective Services Collective for not having a sandwich. Now I got nowhere and did Andrew get any sandwiches? Because his parents are wildly successful. Oh, let's hear. There's also but but but when parents. Somebody else could make a dedicated sandwich. Here's what I'll say.

A dedicated sandwich takes some time and some effort. And when you have very, you know, we have very successful parents, Andrea's very successful parents. Yeah, that's a that's a thing. There is a third route, which I would have happily done, which is I will buy you the good cut up turkey, I will buy the good cut up cheese, I'll buy you all this stuff. And I'm heading to the law office, you can whip up your own sandwich or or somebody else makes it oh the nanny yeah yeah no my mom made lettuce tomato turkey every day on toast what the hell

oh my god bread because precious Andrew wouldn't have it any other way Andrew wouldn't have it any other way. Oh, toast. We both have the same reaction. What? Toast is an extra step of sandwich making. It's a step that would never occur to them. Instead I got the soggy shitty white.

I knew you were my sandwich buddy. I knew it. Alright. Drew, a quick question. Syringe related question for you. All right. I got a vial of testosterone. Yeah. And I was trying to give myself a shot of it and I put the syringe in and nothing would come into the syringe. That's an oil that's sipunate, testosterone, sipunate, correct? I guess. guess and you have to really you have to first you should put a little air take plunge the the plunger so you

put some air in into the bottle right into the bottle. You're right. So you pull back the plunger. Yeah, put a little air in the bottle. Put the nail in it helps a little bit not a lot the nail ins put it helps a little bit not a lot because these oil-based hormone hormone setups you have to really just you have turn it upside down you have to make sure the needles well into the liquid and you have to sit there and pull the plunger out as far as possible and it just kind of drips in it takes a minute too fast because too fast very viscous yeah all right well we've learned a lot. And it hurts like a mother fuck

when you inject it too because of that. Wow, God, why do you do that? All right, thanks. It just does, it makes sense. All right, I'm gonna be in Salt Lake City on the 13th and 14th doing two shows, both nights and then two shows in Vegas on the 19th at Kimmel's Club.

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