The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - All Balls (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show)

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

Adam and Drew recount some memories from their recent trip to Napa and Sonoma for their live show and Adam's vintage race. Later, in discussing the scent of his racing gear, Drew makes a discovery about himself and his refined sense of smell. Later, they take listener calls on the Meyers Briggs test, hyper hydrosis and how to handle getting back into civilian life from military life.

This is Corolla Digital. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show yeah get it on got to get it on no choice but to get it on mandate get it on thanks so much for tuning into the program we do appreciate it and we love it when you donate to the program quite you can subscribe via PayPal again you know therapy not cheap.

We give you a couple hours of therapy a week for free. But five bucks a month, that'd be nice. How you doing, Drew? Dude, good. I was just noticing Chris Maxipata here. He's always good with the finger, but today he's like Fernando Valenzuela. I mean, the full, the wind up. Eyes rolling.

Eyes rolling to the back of his head. He was literally like, boom. That's what I told him. I tell everyone, I got into radio so I could get the finger. You know what I mean? You're on. You're on the air. Yeah, that was a big deal growing up. I give you the finger. No, that's the point. Not that you do it. I've seen you do it with purpose to me. But with him, it's like, oh my that's the point. You don't need to do it. I've seen you do it with purpose to me. He's making a joke. It's like, oh my God, wind up like you really like your whole body was into it. My shoulder, the back of my head.

When I mentioned Fernando Valdesueva. Yeah, yeah, that's a Fernando move. Also means you're having a seizure. All right, and you know what happens. If Max Pada has a seizure, we got to drag him out into that back street real quick. Put him on one of those sofas and run. I Don't need a lawsuit. I Don't need any of those, you know pan-pacific groups up my ass. I didn't sue last time. Yeah, okay go good

Yeah, he had a little too much man granny black down. It's yours. It's hard stop for just a couple of seconds What happened fine? You thought call me. Oh shut up drew He's kidding. No, no one's gonna call you all time now. Where was we? Yeah, we had fun in Napa We did that was a good time. Yeah great theater beautiful theater good crowd of Seems like everyone stayed and signed everything. I had a crazy schedule where I went to the racetrack and then had a funny moment where I went to the racetrack and I did a little meet-and-greet

speaking thing at the racetrack and then I was gonna go in and qualify my car and then I was gonna head over to California Shiner's do a little signing and then I was going over to the theater and then we're gonna stay a little bit afterward. It's kind of a long day actually as I look back on it. Thank God it was punctuated that night by you know 1030 at night at the emergency room with the cornea scratch with the daughters we talked about. But as I was at a funny moment, I was in front of about 40 people in this room at the racetrack and doing a little meet and greet there was Q&A. I

was just sitting up there. I got into my racing long johns and socks, they're kind of nice. They smell like mint. They infuse them with mint. Really? It's a thing. It's one of those why the Europeans are smarter than us sort of things. It's a company called Sparko and they make nice racing equipment. Gloves, shoes, driving suits, stuff like that, and they make their Long Johns.

And they make their Long Johns, they're like fireproof Long Johns. And I had some and they're missing, and it drives me insane because they're super expensive Long Johns. I have no goddamn idea where they are. But anyway, you get into these Long Johns. Olga's car.

Yeah, don't get me going. You get these things, you sweat right through them. You sweat all the way through these things. And they figured out that a nice thing to do would be to infuse them with mint. And by the way, not a huge leap. I mean, think we do that with the mouth automatically. I mean think we do that with the mouth automatically Why can't we do that with the BO? I don't know why What the hell the interior of ever every jumpsuit driving suit? You know every long John's like underpants like everything just isn't infused with mint now mint under the arm and every shirt That's all what the hell well. I would say that somebody would say to you that that would be, you'd wash that shirt 200 times over the course of its life cycle and the mint would go away.

Why not a little mint scent to the roll-ons and the sprays? Why the bad aerosol smell? I don't know. Well, listen, I've said this all the time, where you brush your teeth with the mint, you brush your teeth with the mint, you brush your teeth with the mint, and then you go to the dentist office and they're like, passion fruit or pina colada? And when you're getting your teeth cleaned

and you're like, I don't want pina colada, I want just mint. My teeth are used to mint. It's like that bubble gum flavor, which is the worst message you could send to a kid, right? Hey, the dentist says the bubble gum is good for my teeth. Like what? No. They clean it. My mom's slapping it out of my mouth. Well, it's also it's like this. You wipe your ass with toilet paper. Just hold on a second. You wipe your ass with toilet paper

all year long. I don't know what kind of habits you have, sir. I do. ass with toilet paper all year long. You have, sir. I do. I use toilet paper, right? Yeah. And then I get to another place, in this case the dentist office, and they offer you a carpet swatch, tongues from a shoe know or a tabby you know and you're like I could see myself wiping my ass with all of these things but it's not what I'm used to wiping my

ass with. Nor your preferred. Well the tabby is up there. Okay but what I'm saying is like even if you laid out swatches of velvet I would still go I'm just used to toilet paper that's that works for me I mean we don't need to reinvent this wheel. So when you get to the dentist office and you're going to be scrubbing my teeth with something, something that had a mint flavor. Just fine. No complaints.

Yeah. I have had the, like, when they go bubble gum, pina colada, or, you know, New Orleans Mardi Gras mix. You know? And I'm like, how about just the mint? And they're like, oh, we're out of that. I was like, first off, you want to know why you're out of it? People want it.

All right. Just get the fucking mint. Meanwhile, it's a good example. Anyway, Firesuit Fuse with Mint. Remind me to get back to that story. Here's the point. The one thing, as I always say, this is one of these things, they have 15 options on what they can clean your teeth with and the flavors of what they can clean your teeth with, which

are neither here nor there. Just falls somewhere between don't give a shit and don't give a fuck in terms of, I'm not going back to that dentist. All they had was mint flavored, too sand. But the inline water heater, the one that would warm the water, the frosty water that they spray on your tender teeth, that's something they could use.

That's something we do want. That's something you could invest in. You actually did have that conversation with your dentist once. And I remember he said, good idea. No. Remember? No. No, he gave me the worst answer any business ever gives. once and I remember he said, good idea. Now. Remember? Now.

Now he gave me the worst answer any business ever gives. And they do it all the time where they go, I've just had my teeth worked on. It's catch is catch can. Like if it's in the wintertime and you're going at 9 AM, the water that's coming out of the ground is going to be cold. It's basically like it is at home. Unfortunately, you know, dog days of summer, five in the afternoon, what's coming out of your spigot is kind of lukewarm. The nerves are exposed on

your teeth. But if you do it in the morning and you do it in November it's cold. And I said to a guy, this is really, it's painful, it's uncomfortable. Don't they have an inline heater? I mean they have inline heaters for everything else They have it for your bathroom upstairs if your water heaters down in the basement and your master bathrooms upstairs and to you know You know million miles away. They have inline heaters So don't you have an inline don't they have no one invented a little inline heater for this anyone? Yeah, they got those They've been around for a while I always love that answer because the answer even if they do have them and you walk at the dentist convention you walk

right past that booth every time that the answer should be good idea chief done and done that's gonna that's gonna make you a million dollars one day write that shit down now it's's like yeah, they got them I just choose not to use one because they cost $185 since another $86 to install and my patients aren't worth it. Basically is what the message is Yeah, I've I've been complaining about this for a million years now maybe some use it now, but the idea of squirting icy cold water on super sensitive teeth

that should be I don't know dentistry 101 like as soon as the hot water heater was invented like here's let me ask this Drew when I leave this chair I can go use the bathroom right? You can yes. Yes I'm not this chair but the dentist chair. Yes. That is 14 feet from where I sit. In that room, I will find hot water, yes? Yes.

Okay, let's do the very tricky and delicate maneuver of getting some of that hot and or warm water over to this dentist chair. What? We'll need a sherpa and some buckets. As a matter of fact, I would rather just have the cold water in the bathroom. That'll do rather than the frosty water spraying in my teeth. But infused with mint and the long johns. As a matter of fact, go grab, they're sitting back there. Grab the upper top.

I don't want them to get balls. Have you been sniffing them? Yeah, secretly. You don't want them to get balls? No, I don't want you to get balls. After one of your races, Adam was drenched in sweat and then he comes up to me and he's like, smell me. And I did and honestly, it smelled great.

To be fair, what I did is I took a five dollar bill crispy Crisp I don't buy a ball stuck it to my ball to my wet moist outside Just you know stuck it like dick a posh on there, and I went go get go get it I just just as last with your teeth with your teeth Yeah, so So the yeah, it's one of those ideas that you just love and you go, wow, man, because yes, this stuff, when you climb out of that suit, you're drenched, as I am at least. Drew, you're not a sweater, but even you might sweat through this with the fire suit on.

And you're bolted into the seat and everything. And the thing just smells of mint. But so the story goes. Tell Gary it's behind the sofa. I don't feel like he's struggling over there. I went and did a little speaking, little engagement in front of about 30 or 40 people. And I got into my Long John's. This is bothersome to me.

That you can't find it? You want me to go out there? Well, it's behind the sofa. It's sitting on the ground behind the sofa. He's probably crawling around up top there. You gave a presentation, 30, 40 people. And I got into my fire suit. I got into my Long John's back in LA.

Because my feeling is as soon as I get to the track, my schedule's nuts. I'm going to do this talk and then I'm going out onto the track. And I'll get my Long John's back in LA. And then I'll just wear them on the plane under my pants and shirt or whatever. And then, did they get put somewhere?

Aside from that. All right. All right, I'm going to go look. Really? Are we going to take a break, or shall I just talk to these guys? Fill time, Drew. Absolutely. So Chris, we're going to come up with a new for the Dr. Drew

podcast, a new sort of social hour music. Yeah, we're. The groovy tunes. Give a taste of the groovy tunes for this. Because the Adam and Drew people may not know about what we're doing at Dr. Drew podcast. Give them the theme song so they identify where it's the sort of the thematics

of our little compilation. Right. Stuff like this. We have Groovy Tunes in a compilation that Chris and I put together that people seem to like. Yeah. And so you can get that at iTunes. Good music.

Good. It's party music. And we're going to come up with a little different tone for this music, a new compilation. So look for that at Dr. Drew Podcast. And please do check out the Dr. Drew Podcast. We have a lot of interesting guests we've had recently. All right, I'm going to give you, you're right, it's just the bottoms. Oh, good.

It's a long story. Good. Can I have the keys to end, please? If you want to know, I'll give you the leg. I put the bottoms on, I put the tops on, and I put the socks on back in LA. Aside from the smell, which I know you're going to tell me was delightful, doesn't it come to be hot? Yeah, well, they're pretty good.

They breathe pretty good, but I put everything on back in LA and then I went to the track. Then I put my fire suit on actually before I spoke because I thought I'm going to speak and then I'm pressed for time. I'll get right into the car. Here's the store I was trying to get to 20 minutes ago. I was sitting there and I answered about 10 questions. I've been there about half an hour. I was sitting in a bright red fire suit, racing shoes, a whole nine yards.

Then I was just answering a bunch of questions. At a certain point, Chick raised her hand and said, �So you really enjoy watching the cars out there? Do you ever think about driving one of the cars yourself?� Oh my God. I was like, �Yeah, I always drive one of the cars.� She's like, �Oh, I didn't know you drove.� I was like, �Oh, no, I do.� Then I realized, �Oh my God, and I was like I am I yeah, I always drive one of the cars and she's like Oh, I didn't know you drove and I was like, oh no, I do and then I realized oh my god You've been sitting here. Watch I'm in a fire suit. You for sure red fire suit. I didn't give her shit

I was like you must think I'm a colossal douchebag Walk around in this sparko fire suit You know $1,800 fire suit and it's bright red. Well, think about it. We live in a time when like fans dress as if, you know what I'm saying? At the cartoon fest and all this stuff, the star fest, the star trek.

Fat guys ride their bicycles like they're sponsored by Sinzano, you know, with the cap and the whole nine yards and it's like, dude, you're 47 and you're 30 pounds overweight. In her head that translated though, it's a Star Trek fan. Yeah, yeah, you're 47 and you're 30 pounds overweight. In her head, that translated though. It's a Star Trek fan. He's a racing fan. Yeah, yeah, he's a racing fan. So he puts on a red, Adam Carrell puts on a red racing suit.

I mean, it's bright red racing suit and racing shoes and then walks through the pits. Gives lectures. Maybe she thought it was a jumpsuit to work on cars or something. This thing is red and it's shiny. I mean, we'll probably find a picture for you at some point. Anyway, I'll let you smell the leg. You smell the leg. Don't go too far up there.

Come on, let's go to the work. It's my territory. Ho! Ho! That's got a little ball. That's all my territory. Oh That isn't even that was 99.6 percent ball with almost zero ass in it

My balls dwarf my ass I And I'm not bragging but in the funk, and you know what you didn't get, Drew? Yeah, I didn't get any ass. It was all ball. No talc. I didn't dump the talc. No talc. All ball. That's what I get.

Drew, it's bordering on a sexual. It's taking a turn for the the sexual and I'm uncomfortable with this It's a sort of like you saying to a hot chick. Look, I just want your shoes You don't have to be in the room and they're like Comfortable. No. No, you don't need to be in your shoes. Just you can go home. I just leave the shoes Yeah striking. Yeah striking all ball no ass hold on but that makes me curious about what's at the other side All right, listen all I asked no ball. Let me check. Let me check now. It's hard to tell it's hard to tell where the ball just take over everything. I Think the balls are like like nutria

and My my my groin and ass it is No, my no no, no. It's Louisiana. They just take over the whole territory here. It's not just an ecosystem, it's an entire state. Oh, Jesus. You buried a little ass.

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here comes stick colored talc black talc black I'll tell you why because ever in all right I'm gonna tell you in 1980 97% of underpants sold were white everyone just thought oh tidy white forever forever forever and and before that I mean sure from 19 from the dawn of civilization to the mid 80s every 100% white yeah at a certain point people started to sort of smarten up and go, I'm going to buy black. If I buy some midway underpants, I get black. Who am I kidding? I mean, what am I trying to prove here?

What's the difference? And by the way, it's not like you're ever going to take your underpants off in front of somebody and they're going to go, you're wearing black underpants, but you're wearing the white ones. They see that. They see a little vitamin B in the front. Oh yeah, vitamins for this morning. Little Duke in the back, little hash in the back and that's embarrassing, all right.

The Hershey streak in the back and the vitamin vestiges from the urine. Right, right. So why not get black? Well, what I realized is I don't dump the white talc, the calc, doing a home improvement, the talc, I don't tend to dump the white powder in the black stuff because it tends to just stand out in a weird way. You see what I'm saying? But why not, I would dig, why not go all the way

into sort of celebrate the talc? And you'll care if people think. Well, I should have. No, no, no. So let's have like chartreuse and frickin' bright red. Well, that's not bad. Because black on the schwanz will look kind of weird and then accentuate.

Well, it does accentuate. The pubes, it doesn't show on the pubes. But there could be beige colored talc. I think you'd go all the way with the tutti frutti. Oh, we'll go out. Listen, we'll go passion fruit color. There you go. Finally, the use of the tutti frutti. Oh, we'll go out. Listen, we'll go passion fruit color. There you go. Finally, the use of the passion fruit.

What happened with me is I was kind of running late with my flight and I didn't want to dump a bunch of talc down there and then have it falling out during the flight and stuff like that. So I missed the talc train. No kidding. I've never identified balls so quickly in my entire fucking life. It was clearly testicle my balls I see I don't have pit smell and breath smell and whatever smell but I do have balls Yeah, I will you will I'm here to

Preach. Yeah, I'm pretty talking. I'm pretty making to the choir. But the point is this The it's an it's an interesting thing. Even with the mint, the ball just came right on through. Well, there's not enough. It's like bad breath with the mint on top. It's like, yeah, that's still vomit. There's not enough sprigs to keep that sack back. That's a tidal wave of sack. But talc would. Talc would mitigate. But here's the thing. I did not talc up. I left the house.

I wore these things. And here's why I got an extra, here's why I got the extra balliness this time. I wore this thing from LA. I took a flight. I flew to Oakland. I rented a car. I drove to Sonoma.

I drove to the track. I got my fire suit. I gave my speech. It was hot on the track It was probably 85 degrees hitting and I got in this fire suit and I I get out of that fire suit I get out of that helmet that fire suit the hoodie and the whole thing I am drenched and because the way I just sweat and Then I got out of my fire suit and I hustled off

to do my wine signing. I got out of everything but I left my Long Johns on. Sad. But I just didn't feel like literally getting naked in a trailer in front of a crowd. So the Long Johns never came off until we got to the theater that night when I changed. So I literally, I never went to my hotel room, I never showered. I never did anything. Well, I want to thank you.

I didn't know until this moment that I could identify balls so quickly. Oh yeah. It just spoke, it just said balls. Nothing said balls. Like that jumpsuit. It's an eight. I know. Write this down.

Ball sack air freshener for the rearview mirror. It's a sack. I mean, the greatest thing. Listen, you can do the Playboy thing all you want. That doesn't really let the ladies know you're ready to party. But the ball sack hanging off that thing, that's like ladies open for business. True. True slobbered. Would it have to be the one dimensional thing? We actually have a set. I'd start with the one dimensional one and then we'd eventually get into the one dimensional. The little cartoony one dimensional. We could really get with the full dimensions and really

get into it. I mean. Yeah. I wonder where that would fly like you know like what culture what country well what I'm saying is is you know here in Los Angeles no front license plate will get you a ticket an illegal tint if the windows are tinted right to your car too darkly which is one of those things where it's like Jesus Jesus Christ, I mean, it's hotter than balls out here, pardon the pun, and I'd like to keep the inside of my car a few degrees cooler parked down in the parking lot, and the UV rays, by the way,

just eating up the interior. Now, sorry, can't do it. It's one of the many low common denominator things where it's like, hey, a gang banger could be sitting in there at a stoplight with an Uzi behind that limo tint and the cop would never and it's like, that's awesome. I have a 2013 Audi. I'm 48 years old. You mentioned many times you like to pick your nose when you drive.

We don't want people seeing that. Well, let's talk bigger point here, which is, I've said this a million times, and this is how our society should run, and it doesn't, but we could wrestle it back if we all fought everything all the time, which I suggest everyone do and just clog the system, you know. And I'm not clogging the system because, oh, hey, that money goes to Highway Patrol. They've gotten out of hand and they need to be reined in. It's governmental overreach. It's like the same with the IRS.

Right. Right. And their thing is they're not going to rein themselves in. They're fucking, they're chasing around a money train. Well, what's interesting to me about the whole IRS thing, too, it's not like people want a responsible person. No, no, no, no, there's not an evil person. Systems when they don't have accountability and they just run out of control.

They just roll, man. Yeah, well, you know, we're in charge of voting ourselves a raise or deciding how much money we need or what we don't want to do or whatever and there's we just roll. I mean that's you know tail hook started as you know five guys who flew airplanes on on aircraft carriers hanging around Tijuana and having a beer and it turned into 2,000 people and Sodom and Gomorrah you know it's just things just kind of you know if the Navy brass or whoever got involved early on said hey hey hey you guys are drinking too much and knock this off, whatever. It turned into something because it just went unchecked. It's Nutria.

It's whatever we talk about. It's your lawn. Do me a favor. Leave your lawn, my balls. Leave them alone. See what happens. You know what I mean? They'll keep going.

Right. It goes. Yeah. So, but hold on a second, Drew. Yeah. Yeah, so but hold on a second Drew. Yeah, it would be nice if you go look Tinting your side windows Illegal in state of California and Why because cops need to be able to see in because it's a safety issue for them

Could be could be well, no Not on your phone because this existed, this predates the phone. Thanks for trying to shit on my point. This is, now you're trying to shit on it, but here's the list. You know what I'm saying? You don't know you're trying to shit on PR. Just listen. This predates the phones and texting and all that.

This is, we got a gangbanger and he's got a gun on his lap or a bong between his legs or whatever it is, pistol got a gangbanger and he's got a gun on his lap or bong between his legs or whatever it is, pistol. Crystal meth. But then they pull you over in your 2013 BMW M5 and it says doctor before your name on your license and you get the ticket that the gangbanger was meant for them. Now don't tell me they can't draw a distinction between a stately Dr. Drew and his hundred thousand dollar car in a nice neighborhood of Pasadena and or the gangbanger guy. I think it's pretty clear who that guy is. I think you and I could

take a look at this car or that car your wife Driving a Jaguar or something and go how dare you yeah and go that's not what the tin That's not the spirit of the tint law We didn't put it in place to stop her from getting UV rays on her shoulder We stopped it from gang ride so she doesn't need the ticket now. Here's the point. She's getting the ticket. Everyone's getting the ticket obviously cops and If you think about it They are under no

obligation to do anything that they don't think is The public in the interest of public safety. Thank you So they can sit there and go, okay, that guy's got a tint, but that's an Asian woman and she's driving a Bentley and she's elderly. And this is not the spirit of this, so we don't have to do it. Or it's- Yeah, we need a little money for the- Yeah, but I'm saying like, or you're going 45 miles an hour down a hill in a 35, but

it's 2 a.m. and there's nobody around and it's not dangerous. Driving a car with tires or speed rated 180 miles an hour. It's like it's not dangerous anymore. Somebody just shot me some, you know, this email or actually a YouTube thing of this like cops on the bridge of Golden Gate and people buzzing by. And then they radio, it's cops on a bike. They sit on a bike, bicycle.

Radio ahead. But they hold a little device and they radio ahead. And so it's chicken shit cause you pass the guy on the mountain bike and you go, that guy's just on patrol going up and down the thing. And it's so funny, they did it as a, you know, it was like a news report, like crime busters on your side or something, but it's not funny they did it as a you know, it was like a news report like crime busters on your side or something

But it's not on our side. There's nothing unsafe the Golden Great the Golden Gate Bridge 1929 Here's something to figure out Gary Golden Gate Bridge 1929 or 1933 or maybe they started in 29 and finished in 34 something something like that. You can figure that out is one of the works projects I think wasn't

it from the depression. Sounds about right. I know it was I know it was late 20s early 30s. Also, you can find out 1937 is when it opened. You can find out, let's see what the speed limit was on the Golden Gate Bridge, not in 37, but let's just say 55 or 60 or 65, you know, 40 years ago. Point is, is speed limit was whatever it is now, it was 40 years ago. And now going 20 miles an hour beyond that is not inherently unsafe because the

progress in the vehicles, meaning your car that you currently drive, you could go from here to Palm Springs Inn at an average speed of 120 and be safer than your dad's Pontiac Bonneville that he bought in 1961 at 60 miles an hour the entire time because of the brakes, suspension, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, prior to 1983, the speed limit was 55. In 1983, it was lowered to 45. That's good to know. Yeah.

So- The car's gotten less safe then, 83. The, just the advent of the anti-lock brake. Just the idea, when you're trying to picture your dad's old Bonneville and he'd punch that brake, one puff of smoke would come out of one tire and start pulling. You know, I mean, it's just the stopping distance. That's another thing, stopping distance. The stop, that's another thing. Stopping distance.

Find me, like, let's find me like a higher end car. Might be a little tough, but let's say you know, Cadillac, Bonneville, you know, Pontiac, Cadillac, Oldsmobile, something like that from the mid 60's when the speed limit was set to

Dr. Drew's new Audi or BMW or whatever it is, you tell me the stopping distance at 60 miles an hour. I guarantee you there's going to be a good 80 to 120 feet, which is a pretty fucking big difference. Yeah, especially if you're throwing in lanes on a bridge. They always do it to one speed. It's like 60 to zero or something like that or 55 0.

Anyway, so phone calls. No, no, no, I want to go back to the tent for a second because I had a strange tent experience last week. My car is tinted a little bit. I don't want to like, you know, don't people looking at stuff. It's kind of weird. And I was driving with my wife yesterday morning. We were out by the Beverly Center. And you know where there's an intersection, those intersections around San Vicente and La Cienega and 3rd and Beverly, the lights take an hour to change, right? So I drive up to Left Turn Lane and just as it turns red, so I'm going to be there for a while. Immediately people flow into the crosswalk.

And there's this big, nice-looking African-American gentleman carrying a backpack, kind of slowly moving around. And he looked in the car, and I swear to God, he didn't look for one second. It was very strange. It squared off at the car. You can't see on the sides. We looked in through the front, just right when he got right in front of my car, and did the humping the car maneuver, like full with his hands behind his head. Did that for about eight beats, and full with his hands behind his head.

He did that for about eight beats and then put the backpack over and then walked into the wreck stall slowly. I would take that as a compliment. What was that? Was that meant for me or my wife or what the fuck was that? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's the brother saying that nice ride. Like the car? That's the black guy saying nice car. Yeah. He didn't get, but he was sort of in the middle of the crosswalk doing his thing. Yeah, nice ride. He liked the car. That's a black guy saying, nice car. Yeah.

He didn't get, but he was sort of in the middle of the crosswalk doing his thing. When they go behind the car, that's a different thing. When they're going for the tailpipe, that's a different sign. What does that mean? Grecoactive. I'll explain to you. Something I learned from my friends. So is the car theater.

He liked the car. That's him saying, cool car. Okay, because he looked into the cabin and then did his thing Well, I you know, I don't I think he's probably wanted to figure out Like if it was Suge Knight driving the car then he'd get run over and the guy was not like 19 He must have been no, but I think it was sizing up again Like I said if Suge Knight is sitting there

He didn't he could have got shot or something. You know what I mean? I think you kind of assess what the potential of that person getting out of the car. I didn't even think about that. Well, he's not humping you. I don't think he's humping your wife. Dry humping. It could have been sort of, but I didn't know, was it a gesture of good faith? good good like well you got you have a nice

looking car okay and he's he's saying that's that is a modern-day tip of the cap I wasn't sure if his insult or tip of the can days of yore you would have been sitting there in a Duesenberg he would take any monocle out and tip his top hat take the right you take the monocle out and tip his top hat. He would take the monocle out and nod and tip the hat. Right, right. So today we just hump. So now you get the big hump. That's right. It was confusing. I gotta tell you. We both sat there like, what happened? It was bizarre.

No, that means nice car. You can't just do this with the car? The brothers don't give the thumbs up. They give the dry hump. Okay. And by the way, your car's pregnant. It's dragging a clown car. Did you see that? I did not see that. It's got one of those smart cars coming out of the exhaust

bike in a few months. But I do need... A brother can get anything pregnant. That's awesome. Mm-hmm. I do need... We need to work on the ball air freshener, though. We didn't settle yet whether or not it's like the full sack hanging from the mirror.

Well, we're going to work on all these things. They'll all be available on my Corolla digital at the store. Oh, you could have talc even. It could be a talc element. Oh, meaning like you smack the balls and the talc is released. Yeah. All right, we got some phone calls here, Drew. I'm going to talk to Kristen from Boston, someone with my personality. Test, hyperhidrosis. All right, let's talk to her. Hyperhidrosis would be good because we were talking about that. Yeah, we'll start with one.

We'll move our way down. Hey, Kristen? Yes. What's going on? Hi. Hey. Thanks for taking my call. I was calling because there's a personality test out there called the Myers-Briggs personality

test. And perhaps you guys have heard of it. And I was wondering, I've taken it a bunch of times for different jobs and things like that. And I'm an ENTJ, which is, I've been told it's like 5% of the population, but a large percentage of PEOs. And a lot of times, Adam's attitudes are not it. Hold on.

Quiet. What do they stand for? These are the big five personality components. Extraversion versus introversion, neurotic versus, you know, all these different... I don't like those categories. I don't find them useful at all. Why not? Because they have no clinical relevance.

They don't tell us anything about the dynamics of what's going on with the person. It's just sort of broad strokes characteristics of that person. They're either outgoing or ingoing, they're either warm or cold, but they don't tell me anything. It really doesn't. But anyway, so yeah, here's the other thing too. Why do we need a label in terms of, I will, you know, happily go out on stage with Dr. Drew and talk my ass off with him, with 800 people in the theater.

But then, you know, I go through the TSA the next morning at the airport, I'm a church mouse. Okay, I don't exist. You know, I'm looking down, walking, shuffling. Yes, sir. No, sir. Let's get through this. You know, there's nothing. And then, and then, and then I just go sit in the lounge and try to melt into the wall. So there's a great example. So when you take this personality inventory, what are you thinking about yourself as you fill out that test?

Are you thinking, I'm an extrovert because I get on stage and talk? Or I'm an introvert because I don't want anybody to see me when I'm walking around in public. You're both. Yeah, you're both. It's like, what the hell? You're whatever in between, too. Like meaning, I'm at the racetrack and people want to take a picture, I take a picture. But then there's times when I go, I'm just getting ready to get in the car, so after

I'm done, but I'll talk to you after then. And then I walk around the track. I walked around the track. And I don't want people running up to me. On the other hand, I do want to walk around the track. I want to see the other cars. And somebody said there's a guy over there with a Corvette, is a huge fan, and he sees you on O'Reilly, blah, blah, blah, makes sure and say hi to him.

So I go say hi to him. It's not my way. Normally, I wouldn't, but someone said, go say hi. So I said, go say hi. So who am I? What's going on? Well, what's the occasion? What's going on?

The context. That's exactly right. And then there's beyond the context, you your self-reporting on this test. This is your concept of who you are, not even an objective observer. So I took it from my daughter, she's doing a psychology test, she asked me to take it, so I took it about a month ago. And I am an anxious person, I should have ranked really high on the neurotic scale. No, not, Maybe 50%, 40%.

Everything else was like 30%. I was 95% on conscientiousness. Yeah, well, you're conscientious. But that's the only thing that showed up. Again, you're self-reporting. So it's like we did a test on how attractive you are to other women or to the opposite sex, except for you got to fill out the paperwork.

That's going to vary wildly from they fill out the paperwork and rate how you are. Other people should fill this stuff out. Well, or somebody objectively observing you or appeared at a time. It is so much too. It's very complicated. Anyway, he has taken the narcissistic personality inventory, however, and you were moderately up in that. Yeah. A lot of questions like, do you think you're super or super-duper?

Right. Right. And you go, I don't think I'm either one. Well, you got to answer one. But it's forced. It's forced answer. That's right. All right. Hyperhidrosis. Is that the question we're going here? Dave? Hey, how you doing, guys? 31. What're going here? Dave? Hey, how you doing, guys? 31, what's going on? Huge fan. I just say, if I had a nickel for every person I turned on to Corolla Digital, I would literally

be a millionaire. Literally. Literally. Love you, Dave, from Austin. Maybe you should set up a program like that. 31, love you, buddy, and love all of you who do what Dave does, which is essentially the Lord's work. He's just too lazy to do it for me.

That's the way I look at it. You mean the Lord? Yeah. I see. He's smooted me again. You've been smitten. So what's up, Dave? So super sweaty hands, sometimes sweaty feet. I'm not a nervous person or anything, but I think it's got something to do with the sympathetic nervous system. When I get a nice

buzz, you know, have a glass of mangria or something, it goes away immediately. My sort of nerves aren't any different, but it's like the physical reaction is... Right. Hang on. You've called the right place. I know all about this. Because there's a gentleman sitting next to me that's been down this road. Well... With the brow sweat. The thing is, either you sweat or you don't. Some people just sweat a lot more than other people.

They just do. I've always been that way. My forehead, my brow, it's dripping down my face. If I would be working on a car, just a hood popped open on a hot day and leaning over, especially if the engine was warm or something, I could hear it like on the, on the, yeah, just landing on the exhaust manifold, like... Coming off your head. Just dripping.

Oh, man, when I would take my football helmet off or something, it would just be like I dunk my head in the swimming pool, you know? So then obviously when I started doing television, this wasn't a good thing, was my, I just sweat, sweat, sweat. There's a few things they they say Botox can do something but I tried that once with Dr. Bruce didn't do anything. Just made you faint. I did nothing and you have to get a thousand little breaks in your forehead which never

feels good. That doesn't last right every single month. No no no no no. That stuff's nonsense. Then there was that prescription and a perspirent I got you. There is something called, I think it's called Sweat Off or No Sweat or something like that. It's literally a clear liquid. It's just aluminum chloride or whatever. It's whatever's in-

High concentration. Yeah, whatever's in deodorant or anti-perspirent. It was developed by a makeup artist for her sweaty clients, but also for situations like prosthetics and things. We have to put it on and they have to put prosthetics on and you don't want sweat off, you know, whatever. So that stuff actually works pretty good. But that's her face. He has hands. No, no. It's wherever you put it. No, I know, but it's a little tougher on hands because this stuff comes off so easily.

No, well, here's what I would say. If you had a business dinner or a dealing, we have to shake hands and you're nervous about it or something, I would literally put some of this on a cotton ball, roll it around your hands that night and then the morning of kind of thing. And then your hands will literally be chalky. They'll just be dry for a period of time. But there's procedures. And I would recommend if it's something that bothers you

and it's persistent and you're up in your head about it and you don't want to deal with it, get the procedure. They clip the sympathetic nerves that feed the hand and it does work like crazy. Now Adam had it done in his chest, in his neck rather, sort of upper chest to get his face from doing it and it worked like crazy. His hand is under the armpit, is that right? Yeah, it's usually where it is. They'll do armpit.

Yeah, I mean you can get anything done. You know, what happens, what's happened to me is it, first thing you then, you compensate by sweating more in other places. Dust the ball smell. Let's go back to that again. Full nad circle. For instance, I was the guy who in my former life would be sitting there? With the sweat with the forehead that I had to mop off in bone dry in my armpits

Yeah, bone dry armpits with a forehead that was dripping Nobody else has that if your foreheads drip in your armpits or or spit it out. I Then I got the procedure done all of a sudden armpit sweat chest sweat And ass too, right? Did you see your ass start sweating? I always did. Always focused. Always an emphasis on the ass sweat. But maybe it's due to the excessive fur. It moved during the winter. It moved from forehead to armpit and chest. Not ass. Not ass. You already had the ass gone in spades

so that's now It's moved back up to my face again. Oh, it's healed but not the forehead. Oh interesting It's moved up to my upper lip, which is I never had upper lip I never had a sweaty upper lip before it My forehead was always... Well, that looks less shifty. You look like Dick Nixon in his debate. Yeah, it's awesome. I'm thinking about having it done again.

I wonder if it's a slightly different area of that same thing that they needed to get. Well, it's luck. I was put on this planet to complain and sweat. God wanted my forehead to sweat and eight years ago or whatever it was, I intervened. But nature, like water, kind of finds a way. When it's rolling, you block it off, it goes around. Anybody contemplating this, you will find websites dedicated to people complaining that they don't like how they felt after they got this done.

You seen these things? Absolutely. And it makes some sense because there's very little known about the autonomic nervous system. Really, feelings and emotions are based in our body and it's what's feeding in from that autonomic system that goes to the right side of our brain that gives us feelings.

And so it makes sense that people might have different feelings, but to be so disturbed by the change, do you notice any change at all in how you feel or experience anything? What do you think? Okay. I'm out of puts. I'm just checking.

These guys are all hypochondriac pussies. So I'm just, I don't know if I put much into that or not. No, I'll tell know if I put much into that or not. No. Although it makes sense. I'll tell you what I noticed and what took a while to work on. And for me, when I'd go do a TV show or whatever it was, I wasn't any more nervous than anyone else was. It's just while their armpits would be sweating, my forehead would be sweating and that showed on camera and it looked bad.

And then the thought of it, it was just, I didn't want to do shows because I was like, I don't know, fuck, a forehead is going to sweat. Like I literally, it's kept me away from, honestly, like when people say like, would you like to do a nightly TV show? I just think about a sweaty forehead and I go, no. Stupid. I remember you used to really bug me. I remember that.

It bugged me. It bugged me that you never sweat no matter what, which fucking bothered me more. Not on my face, my head. I know, but that bothered me more because I'd be sitting there going, man, it's so hot in here and the lights and the thing. Then Drew would be bone dry sitting right next to me and I'd be sweating. So obviously, it's not helping my point when I'm explaining how hot it is in here and he's just sitting there looking like a kabuki dancer sitting next to me. Is your mom one of those

Chris? Different cult? He's so suspect. Anyway so here's I'll tell you what it will affect and you don't realize this one It all kind of comes back but or your body kind of adjust My hands Went bone dry. Hmm, and you don't realize much like Tom Brady licking his fingers a little bit before he throws that football Yeah my fucking Hands were bone dry and My fucking hands were bone dry. And when your hands are bone dry, you don't realize that just picking up a coffee mug

and having just a little, if everyone just feels their fingers right now with their thumbs just kind of right, there'll be a little, there's a little something there. You replace that with like dust and you try to read, you try to hold a football, it'll pop right out of your hand. You try to grab a coffee mug or flip through a book. All of a sudden you don't realize that little lick on your fingers, you're trying to pick a piece of paper up, couldn't do it. By the same token, the people that have the very wet hands would argue that, well, you

pick up a piece of paper and the ink runs and you try to shake hands. Oh yeah, no there's a there's a. It goes both ways. Yeah, alright let's see we have some breaking data. Breaking news. It's like good one Ace. Good one Ace man. Are you looking for your next case? Pluto TV has all your favorite crime drama streaming for free.

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We got you. Feel the free. Pluto TV stream now pay never All right, so so far we have a 1964 Oldsmobile starfire that I'm not sure what a starfire is so now let's find a Cadillac or something like that But a hundred and sixty seven feet versus your car drew 110 feet. So you've scrubbed off more than 50 feet right there. Oh, Oldsmobile Starfire. But... Oh my God, look at that thing. I was having real trouble coming up with

anything for Cadillac. I was looking at all the models. This is the first one I found. I'm surprised. I'm actually surprised that it's not 250 feet or whatever. And mine's more like 80 feet. Well, you've got to understand, you're both traveling 60 miles an hour. You both got the vulcanized rubber on the road. But that picture 50 feet, and by the way, it's more like 60 feet. But picture, find me a Pontiac Bonneville or something. I'll see what else you can find.

I know it's not the easiest thing to look up, but just keep looking. Picture that 60 feet. I know it's not the easiest thing to look up, but just keep looking. Picture that 60 feet. That's 20 yards. Picture a football field, now picture 20 yards and picture you slamming the brake on it. You're slamming the brakes on it because you saw taillights or coyote or whatever it is. But the point is, that's the distance that is now

your car into the rear of the other car in front of you. That's a pretty big distance there. So the question, and this is another question for Gary, I reckon Drew could get up to 85 miles an hour before he added that other 60 feet on there, thus making it the equivalent. You see what I'm saying? All right.

Shall we hop back on the phone here, Drew? Yes. Yes. Let's go to Chris Raleigh, North Carolina. Chris. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's going on?

Not much. Well, I fumbled through trying to. What's going on? Not much. Well, I fumbled through trying to ask this to the guy taking the call. I came out of high school. My dad was a PA, and I wasn't sure about college, so I joined the Navy. And I'm now getting my degree, and I will commission back into the Navy when I graduate. And I found out this weekend and Adam doesn't like military guys Wait, uh, well you gave what they gave a guy shit at the stadium

I'll give it Napa member and give him shit give his brother shit. Okay Brother had to has a walk around with the guy Well, everyone's saying thank you so much for what you do and then he is the other guy's got a stupid job You know, okay, you know, I was giving you shit. That's right. Thank you. Yeah. what you do. And then here's the other guy, he's just got a stupid job, you know? You know what I mean? I'm just giving you shit, that's all right. Thank you. Yeah. All right, go ahead, Chris.

Well, I guess, you know, my question is like, I feel like you guys are professionals. You guys deal with a lot of people. You know, I'm not necessarily a tough guy. If you looked at me, you wouldn't really think you know, I was in the military per se. But, you know, I don't really think I was in the military per se. But I don't know, how do you guys deal with what I call the spider pigs of the world?

Do you know the people who can get upset about a Facebook status or get upset about a tweet? What do you call these people? Spider pigs. That's why I thought you said. Spider pig. But because it wasn't clever, I thought it was something more clever. I'm sorry. I don't quite understand what you're asking.

Do you get it? I have no idea what you're talking about. I feel like there's a lack of... First off, I don't know what a spider pig means. Yeah, a lack of what? A lack of maturity. I'm 23 and the generation that surrounds me on this college campus. And I'm wondering how you guys deal with these young people who-

All right. Is he saying that I've been out at the military service and that matured me and I have kids now? Yeah. I don't know. It's nice if you can just to float above everything. You know what? Hang out with graduate students.

You're 23, you're actually older than all those kids. Find out where the graduate students hang out, and even the professional students, and I think you may find a more ground down and grounded group of kids, as opposed to ones that are out there partying, doing undergraduate life. Well, also, everyone's a puss, everyone's a complainer,

everyone's a pain in the ass. Avoid those people, and then find the people that have real substance. But also, you know, you don't have to join everybody, you know, like, if I walk by a room and there's a bunch of people in there shouting at the TV playing a video game, I just keep walking. I don't stop and go, what are they doing? And oh, oh, the despair, you know, I just go, I wish I were part of that.

Yeah, I just go, I have no interest in that. And you know, whatever's going on on the Facebook page or whatever it is that and they're getting upset or whatever, that's their business. Speaking of college real quick, Drew, I never know how this works, but I was talking to Pat O'Brien the other day. You should have him on.

Sure. Chris? Yeah. Gary? Pat, probably love to come Pat probably by here love it and you know sobriety and everything like that and it I never I never own I'm not I never want to call anyone a liar and I don't think Pat's lying but it's funny when you hear these stories and you go like how'd you come up oh poor dad's an alcoholic left the family hardscrabblerew up in like North Dakota or something, like one of the Dakotas or

something. And you know, 1.7 GPA in high school and blah, blah, blah. And then you always go, yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah, same thing. Yeah. Yeah. And they talk about how poor they were and blah, blah, blah. And then you go, well, where, how'd you turn it around? I go, well, my freshman year in college. And you go, freshman year in college? How'd you get into college? Right. Real, real poor, real hard scrabble, real dad split, real all that.

It doesn't go to college. You go into a mill. Well, that's interesting. You go into a thing. And then Sioux Falls, South Dakota. And then you go, well, when did it all turn around? And then it's like, well, one of the professors tapped me on the shoulder at a certain point. I was flailing in school.

I was a horrible student and he took me under his wing and each guy, each time he singled somebody out every year. And then, and I'm working for Brinkley and the news department of ABC or NBC or whatever it was. And I'm like, how old were you? I was 20. And you're like, how did you? How hard Scrabble was it?

And how did you get? My whole thing is I grew up the same way, but nobody I knew, Chris, Ray, all those guys, we started cleaning carpets. Yeah, there's no way they could. But somehow somebody knew enough to show him a road out. Yeah. Maybe it's as simple as that.

No? Mm-hmm. I guess so. All right. But I do, I too had a sort of a catharsis in college where I got my shit together academically. Where I went from good student to- Right, but you were in college. No, I'm just saying.

It might make some more sense, but I do think that people can change direction a lot in college, all I'm saying. How he got to college and all that, I get your point. I get your point. Yeah, I don't- And he's a, and Matt's a smart guy. Pat's super smart dude. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And you probably, somebody could have seen that even with all his shitty GPAs and stuff. All right. We should take ourselves a little extendo break thank you for sharing this show and all the shows on the network with a friend that's how we do business over here and thanks for clicking through the Amazon link at Adam and dr. Drew show dot-com doesn't cost you a penny and thanks for subscribing via the PayPal button so until next time

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