The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Back To Where It All Started (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics)

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

In this episode, we take it back to the very first time this show premiered. Enjoy the trip down Memory Lane.

Welcome to another edition of the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics. I am your host, Big Brother Jake, host of the Big Brother Jake podcast here on the Podcast One Network. And we got a good one for you today. We're taking it all the way back. When I say classic, I mean classic. The very first episode of Adam and Dr. Drew. we're gonna get into that right now check it out You asked for it. You got it. It's me and dr. Drew together once again by popular demand the first of many so

Stay tuned baby because we're gonna make this a regular dance So good seeing you there dr. Drew good to be here. It's be the start of a long Stay tuned, baby, because we're going to make this a regular dance. So good seeing you there, Dr. Drew. Good to be here. It's the start of a long... What is that saying from Casablanca? Long relationship? A long, beautiful relationship or something like that.

All right, a couple things. We'll hear each other in a couple weeks. We'll be all right. I had an interesting moment. Interesting psychologically. You tell me how you handle this. Just all the people who, all the employees out there that don't like doing their job. I pull up randomly to different places that I own with different people that I employ

in different acts. Like different, the warehouses and... Yeah. And you never, I'm not there that often and there's a there's a pretty good chance I'm not going to be there but I do do pull up yeah and so a few moments ago I pulled up to the other warehouse and Gary not half-tart Gary the one who works here but full-tart Gary the one who's working on the thing I pulled up and he was sitting in his car as I pulled up not

not eating lunch or anything just sitting in his car as I pulled up not not eating lunch or anything just sitting in his car and Gary's an honest guy and I don't look at him as a guy who's trying to rip me off so I pulled up and my first beat was great sitting in the car like here I am it's middle of the day he's not eating lunch what's why you sitting in your car I'm assuming you're on the clock and then as I pulled up, and the worst thing you can do, now it's one of these things, it's interesting psychologically, the worst thing you can do is what Gary did, which is see me get out of the car and go

back in to do whatever it is he should have been doing. See, when you're Gary, or anyone who's sitting in the car when the boss pulls up Start doing something in your car that looks like it might fall under the heading of official business or break or official break Oh, yeah, tilt the seat back and just pop the collar on your shirt and just call it call the night Yeah, don't do the oops you pulled up shit I got to get back to doing because I've now seen the process. You see, that's the whole thing. See, if I pull up 10 minutes later and you're back in the shop, well, then we're fine.

Or if I pulled in 10 minutes earlier and you weren't yet in your car, the worst thing I can see is the transition. Yes. The, oh, you got me. Right. You got you a transition. Now, whether you're, you know, sitting in your car on the clock or you're trying to, you know, cop a few batteries from the corner drugstore, don't do a big flailing move as

you're walking out of the place that draws attention to yourself. So now as I pull up, Gary sees me and Gary gets out of the car and walks back into the place and then sort of gets busy. Now I can imagine what ensued. No, no, no, I did not, I did not, there was no, I didn't ask him what he was doing. No, I know you did. I didn't want to shame him, but I wanted-

I'm sure you gave the, ha ha, all right, Gary. No, no, I didn't give him anything. I just walked, I just walked in and saw him sort of busily attempting to look busy once again. But anyway, again, if the boss man pulls up and you're in a position, stay there. Stay there for a while because then it seems like, yeah, I see a boss man. I'm doing whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing in here for a little while longer. Or even play it like, wow, but this looks bad.

This looks bad, but I just took a five-minute break, you caught me in it. Jeez. Here's what I did this morning. Another decent one. All right, so Drew, you came over, you brought food. Brought you Filipino food from a patient of mine. I saw patients all morning and they brought in lumpia. Chris, look at Chris.

He's all into it. Oh, no. Is that what you are, Mexipata? Yep. What'd you call him? Chris Mexipata. That's right. What call it Chris? Max? Oh, that's right It's his name locks a monic. Uh-huh. Oh You're Filipino part right part part fall full 100%

Mmm, no, well are those are those is that one of the good ones or the nut good nurses? Oh the nurses? Yeah, oh boy, man We got all kinds of nurses now. I gotta say nurse When I was visiting my dad in the hospital His nurse was a new gender and a new nationality every single time I pulled into that place right it is Wide open it is not like what I'm saying is is when you go through LAX and you go through security

at LAX, you know what to expect. Not a lot of Swedes working that shift. Same thing at JFK. Not the same ethnicity, but a reliable one. But they're very reliable and you have certain jobs you've you've learned to rely on as a matter of fact At least in LA if the terrorists ever light off a dirty bomb at like LAX It will take out at least three quarters of the black population of Los Angeles I do not believe we will have enough black people left to actually keep the race. We'll have to import black folks because between the guys driving the shuttles and

the guys working the bags and the guys working the security it it's pretty much it's it's it's FUBU over there. For us, by us baby. Do you guys have a Filipino FUBU? No. The P would be tough to pronounce. You guys have a Filipino Fubu? No. The P would be tough to pronounce. You'd have to do a PH F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- Fubu was popular seemed like about 10 years ago. It's like all the old black clothing company It's been a couple weeks. I've been in here. Chris has already had enough of your shit I know I wonder have you been working hard. We do a lot of podcasts That's why he's just yeah had an ass full you he was he's been going out doing live ones Oh, that's so he's had enough. Oh, I wonder I wonder if the whole Obama thing has taken the wind out of the sale of the

Fubu, you know me because you need a little bit of it's us against the man But now once the one of you is the man there's no more you against the man kind of thing I'm gonna look at this FUBU. Let's see about buying some stock. All right. So anyway, where were we? Yeah, oh ethnicities. Yeah, so now the the Food. Yeah, a lot of Filipino nurses, right? Why is that, small fingers? Chris, why is that? I don't know. My mom's a nurse.

Yeah, it's really- Well, there you go. Yeah, and they're great. They're excellent nurses, too. I don't know if they just saw an opportunity and really exploited it and they told their relatives about it and it turned out to be a good thing. It's a good gig, right? Yeah.

I mean, it's a weird gig, but it's a good gig. It's a little intimate for me. You don't like cleaning bedpans and stuff. All the stuff that's going on. I mean, oh my God, up in there with the catheters and the sheets and the poo and the thing and the that and oh my God. It is a thankless job. Oh my god.

The physicians take all the liability but nursing takes all the shit. Literally the shit. Yeah. And you get little credit for it too because then when somebody's angry and yelling who's sitting there, it's like being in the receptionist at a restaurant. That's the one that takes the grief. Yeah. Yeah. Except for they're not as hot as the receptionist at a restaurant. Right. That's the one that takes the grief. Yeah. Yeah. Except for they're not as hot as the receptionist

at the restaurant. But yeah, they're all. And the people are half out of their mind. They're old. They're angry. They want to get out of bed. They got shit strapped to them. And they're taking it out on the nurse.

Well, then the family doesn't understand the condition there. And they get angry with the nurses for not allowing them to do what they want to do. Right. Whatever it is. It's always our fault. Right, right.

All right, we have questions. What else? So you had Filipino food. Yeah, Filipino food. I saw patients all morning. You had one of the nurses brought some Filipino food. She's a patient, actually. She's somebody who runs a sort of in-home supportive care services, and it's her mother

I take care of. And her mother makes me this stuff every time she comes. Really? Oh, she makes it up fresh? Yeah, yeah. Nice. It's good. Man.

Yeah. I'm sure you brought stuff in for the nurses when your dad was getting good care. I'm sure you every day at least ripped something off. I couldn't get over two very simple facts about going down to Huntington Memorial in Pasadena which is a nice hospital. I couldn't get over the fact that there was scratched graffiti all over the elevator where you look at the readout to see what floor you're

on. It was scratched like, like take a drywall nail and just scratch your gang whatever in there and then when I got up to the fourth floor, which is like the intensive care thing, and I went to go use the bathroom, it was scratched into the toilet seat, into the sink, into the dispenser. I'm showing you a picture of a very nice updated hospital that has shit scratched into it utterly and completely. So just for a second, you don't forget that you're a gang infested piece of shit of a city. Like just for a second, like if you thought

you were thinking about your dad or your mom or your son or your daughter or your loved one that is in some horrible condition with some horrible disease, for one second, if you don't forget for a second, you live in one of the world's shittiest, dirtiest, most fucked up cities. So then I got up to the fourth floor

and they'd scrape stuff into the toilet seat, into the toilet paper dispenser, into the mirror, into everything. There's the toilet paper dispenser. Now these people are there, theoretically, you wouldn't get up to the fourth floor unless you're visiting somebody that some doctor possibly was putting back together. It could be a member of your gang that you've scraped into this thing, or it could be your father or a loved one or a son or a daughter. But the point is, is now the time to scratch the shit into the toilet seat?

By the way- And when do the beheadings begin? Like, when do we just start fucking putting cameras everywhere and just start fucking lopping people's heads off and go, look, if you are so fucked up, if you are so off mentally that you can't go to a hospital and visit your loved one without saving your life without fucking desecrating not saving your life but saving the life of a loved one without fucking desecrating the bathroom your fucking head needs to be removed from your fucking shoulders Hey, it's Adam Carolla from the Adam Carolla Show.

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You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics. Jesus, it's so fucking sad. Then I went back two weeks later and I went to use the drinking fountain on the first floor. By the fountains and stuff downstairs? Yeah, downstairs. Huge wad of chewing tobacco dispensed into the stainless steel top of the drinking fountain.

There's a picture of it. Do you take pictures of this shit as you go along? I have to. I have to because I don't think- This is a new habit of yours. I don't think people will believe me when I tell them just how fucking undone the society has become. It's so weird that you're doing that now. This is a new thing of yours. I don't think people will believe me when I tell them just how fucking undone the society has become.

It's so weird that you're doing that now. This is a new thing of yours. I can show you. I can't imagine you sitting there like, hold on, smile, whatever. I don't imagine you with the camera. That's crazy. Listen, there's nobody in sight. And I'll tell you what was four feet away from where the tobacco was, a bathroom.

A men's bathroom. Could have easily gone in there. There's the men's bathroom. There's the water. There's the water fountain four feet away. Go in there and spit your dick. You're fucking dip into the toilet and flush it. This is going to be your new book observations by Adam Corolla. It's not observations. The world world through the eyes of Adam Corolla. The camera. I'm moving to Japan by Adam Carolla. It's not observations. My observation is a fucking one-way ticket to Japan.

I can't fucking live with these animals anymore. I don't know what's going on. Well, what's happening? What is going on? Everyone's just fucking self-entitled, narcissistic piece of shit. Have you gotten more rigid and more of the man now? You can't tolerate this stuff? No. If things really, the bottom really

fall off of stuff, fall out. I think it's a combination of me getting older, paying more in taxes, kind of looking around and going, what the fuck am I, what am I paying for here? And then us with this lack of standards, everyone's the best, you know, it's your world, We're all just living in it whether there's there's two sides there's the sort of There's there's the side that is the sort of Reebok side like hey man

You're everything you're you know, you're everything to the commercials, you know, that's the sneaker commercials Then there's the kids shows with the fucking wah-wah wubbzy talking about you being the coolest to Somebody tweeted me a picture the other day. It was a graduate It was a big sign like hanging in their high school. That's like do the impossible graduate the impossible graduating high schools doing achieve the impossible. By the way, I don't

make motivational high school signs for a living, but if something is impossible, then you cannot achieve it. It's right up there with giving 110%. It's just mathematically impossible. If it is possible, then you can achieve it. You cannot achieve the impossible. Right. By definition. You can dream the impossible dream. You can reach for the impossible dream. You can reach for the impossible.

But it's impossible. Right. It is reach the unreachable, do the impossible. First off, can you fucking reach the, here's the deal, is it unreachable or is it not unreachable? And is it impossible or is it possible? I don't know. We'll have to get Elizabeth Warren on this one to figure out just how fucking far the system is rigged.

But you see who the sponsor is? Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Taco Bell. I know. Oh, you're fucking turning people into retards one bite at a time. Jesus fucking Christ. Seriously, showing people,

just the idea that just, I don't know if it's grammatically or just sensibly, but it's, your poster is fucked up. Like your poster's incorrect. I mean, it's like calling somebody dumb in a tweet and misspelling dumb. Right. Am I right?

Reach the unreachable, do the impossible, graduate? Do I have to make everyone feel like their cock weighs 80 pounds? Fucking high school graduation is the bare minimum. That's the bare minimum we're asking you to do as a society. Is the fridge, is the great fridge once told me from the Bears fame when I went fishing with the fridge and I pulled up a little a little trout I said what do you think now fridge and he said you done worked your way up to a zero high school graduation puts you at zero yeah like with your kids with you

growing up just saying I have a diploma, that's it, I'm going to rest on my laurels, I've achieved the impossible. That's what I'd understand. How is it so difficult? Why is there a population that's doing the impossible? And then why are there kids that are killing themselves competitively in these colleges all over the country. I don't know.

It's like the gap, that's where the gap to me is the most obvious. The kids that are, there's tons of kids trying to kill to get into these top tier colleges. I mean, and they are brilliant and they work their asses off. It is game on. Way worse than when I was in college. Way worse.

Right. Ridiculous. My daughter had a crisis which she's anxious and panicking about her workload. I told her to just. You want me to yell at her? I do, let's call her. Should I call her and yell at her? Mike, pull this thing out for the live show.

This is so much worse than I ever thought. Reach the unreachable, do the impossible, graduate. By the way, don't tell moronic 16 year olds that graduation is is impossible So that's that's all the fucking motivation. I would have needed to stay home Like I just looked up that poster and said impossible fuck this Going home. I Can't do the impossible and every time I got a fail. I just said talk to the fucking poster. It's impossible you understand

Impossible I to the fucking poster. It's impossible. You understand? Impossible. I got news for you. There's a job waiting for you at Taco Bell whether you graduate or not. They don't need to see any diplomas. Not you. Not me. Well, he was... Not Taco Bell material, everybody. All right. So what happened with your daughter? So she was... I said, look, just talk to your dean, drop that class. But I'll have it incomplete on my, my, my, uh.

She had a class that was too tough? It was just, she hated it and she had other stuff. She was falling behind because she was spending time with the things she hated. Some math science sort of thing? No, no, Marxist feminist class. It was like, ha ha ha. Churning out angry dykes since 1872. I've never been prouder of her, by the way.

Oh my God. I wanted to get out of that class. Yeah. Do you guys seriously worry about the fucking poisoning that's going on? I was with that class. 50 grand a year? Because she puts her lectures in drop blocks. I get to listen to them.

I listen to stuff that she's... Because for the 50 grand, I might as well get some education myself. Yeah. And I was listening to that one going. Holy shit. Are you kidding me? Oh my god, if she if she takes that stuff on and then she started slowly like becoming disenchanted Oh, thank God. Oh anyway, but you had all this she literally said that's gonna be on the transcript. What is gonna happen to my life? That is those words came out of her mouth and I went oh my god I am knock you you cannot I will not let you talk like that. Really?

That is a zit on your butt. Stop it. The drop. I didn't complete at a top tier university. But don't you feel like- I compared that to Do the Impossible. Don't you think she was just saying that to you because you put so much pressure on her over the years?

No, she was, she does it herself. All right, but you freaked her out. The point is, there's, she's in a campus with three thousand kids freaking out like that How can we have those and then we have do the impossible? That's creating a massive difference. You know what's going on out there. Well, no, I know it's gonna be important that Your daughter graduate and become very successful so she can pay for the folks that cannot achieve achieve the impossible Which is graduating high school? Yeah, and by the way, she'll have to work even harder

with her 73 cents to our dollar. I realized something, you know, whenever they got in that fucking feminist bullshit about 73 cents to the dollar, every single dude I know works much harder than almost every chick I know. Just more hours, more work, just more weekends, like more, just more. It could have been possible that guys

were just maybe cut out for that. Even if you even if you say historically you've been more sort of... Historically, maybe that's what we are. Maybe maybe we just, maybe I'm better working than my wife and maybe my wife is better at being a mom and taking care of the kids. That's all for today. Thanks for listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics. I've been your host, Big Brother Jake, host of the Big Brother Jake podcast here

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