The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Best Of #208: Wetting the Bed

Episode Date: December 29, 2023

Adam and Dr. Drew dicuss Drew’s recent marijuana debate with Nancy Grace. They also take some phone calls, answer a listener letter and get a surprise appearance from a long lost friend. Please Support Our Sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show - Available everywhere you listen to podcasts

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and board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist, Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on. What are you laughing at?

Already? No, it's early. We're doing a show. We're doing an early show today. Yeah, it's good. Dr. Drew is over there, board-certified physician. Yada, yada, yada, yada. I don't know.

How's your radio working out? Good. Yeah, it's good. I'm surprised how much I like it, in fact. We're on KBC 790 here in Los Angeles, and I do an hour by myself. Mike Catherwood, who I do a love line with, comes in for an hour, and then he does an hour by himself. So it's this weird sort of tripartite show. And he and I together, it's like you and I together.

It's easy. We've logged the hours together where we can talk about just about anything. Yes. But what's interesting is it's like AM talk is sort of over. You know what I mean? The right-wing talk stuff sort of has run its course. Yeah. So they want to change directions. They want to do something new. They want to try something different, right? Yeah, course. Yeah. So they want to change directions.

They want to do something new. They want to try something different, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we're part of that, and I'm delighted to be a part of it. But it's interesting how they can't get out of it. You know what I mean? I'm like, well, what are we going to do today?

Well, President Obama is meeting with the prime minister of India, and maybe it's bad for Saudi Arabia. I don't want to talk about that. It's really interesting. They just can't. And then Mike said to me last night, he goes, well, imagine if we were doing a love line and suddenly they came to producer Ann and went, hey, we're doing right-wing talk. Get with it. It's hard. It's hard to change.

Yeah, you've got to break those bones. You've got to reset them. But we are changing. And it's going very well. We a judge interestingly before us i for one miss brian suits from that uh lineup yeah myself i know i think the judge may have taken brian's place yeah uh he'll show up somewhere you know oh listen yeah talent is like a ping pong ball that's held underwater all you have to do is let it go it'll pop pop up somewhere. But she's very good. She's very good. Yeah.

No, no, she is. Have you listened? I have, yeah. Why don't you come in and chat with her? I'm not... I've listened a little. I'm not... How do I sound? Oh, you sound like you. Yeah.

Sorry? That's never good. The same guy that was not good enough for your film, mind you. Oh, you sound like you. Yeah? Yeah. Sorry? That's never good. That's never a good thing. You're great. The guy that was not good enough for your film, mind you. Oh, shut up. Film? I get it. Relax.

Like I give a shit. Really. I just miss Brian. That's all. That's just me. Well, give me my critique. How did I sound? You sound great.

You sound like you. You're Drew. You're interested and you got a lot of reps. So don't be insecure at this stage in life. You don't need my approval. No, it's not the approval. I'm always looking to do better. I like that.

I haven't listened to you or anyone really with a critical ear. I just listen. I don't judge. You know me. No, you don ear. I just listen. I don't judge. You know me. No, you don't. You never do. It's impossible to judge. No one can judge.

We know that. You can't. Especially you. Speaking of me and my film, March 6th is when it's coming out. Tell me. I mean, talk to me. Where? How?

Oh, boy. I got to tell you, as I was explaining to my wife and I think maybe to you or somebody. No, I've not heard a thing about it. and many of the other things I'm engaged in in life is when you refurbish a house or build a house or restore a car, you get incremental that-a-boys. You know, you get satisfaction incrementally. In terms of seeing the improvement or somebody actually patting you on the back? Both. Yeah.

You, mostly you. Yeah. It feels like you've accomplished something. Oh, I've put on additions and things like that and had them just pump the concrete for the foundation. And at the end of the day, just saw the foundation sitting there. Right. And with the footings and the caissons and, you know, some of the whole, you know, blah,

blah. And just went, whoa, this feels good. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I don't even know why it feels good, but I was looking at dirt before, and now I'm looking at concrete. I'm standing on it. I think we're wired for that, too.

Yeah, we're a long way from the time where I go, ooh, it's a little chilly in here. Let's turn the heat up and see what's on TV. Walls, paint, furniture. I mean, we're a million miles away. Plumbing, electrical electrical we're as far away as we can get except for a week earlier there's a bunch of dirt here and now i'm standing on concrete and it feels good yeah and then at some other point i'm going to be looking at a framed unit there'll be no stucco there'll be no drywall there'll be no insulation i'll just feel good that

feels good seeing the frame yeah yeah so what you do is you get this incremental yeah stuff when you when you do a car at some point you strip it down you you bead blast it or you media blast it or whatever they call it baking so they call it media now it could be crushed walnut shell it's not sandblasting anymore they have a million different media why they call it media now. It could be crushed walnut shells. It's not sandblasting anymore. They have a million different medias, they call it. Well, because... Different surfaces it creates? Yeah, like hitting something that's a car with aluminum body with sand, maybe not good. You could do it with a steel body.

Aluminum body, maybe when you use crushed up walnut shells. Or baking soda. Wow. Oh, yeah. It's game on. Life is a lot of finesse in life and in every industry. And then that thing gets totally stripped down. It gets all bead blasted.

And then it's just sitting there in bare metal. And there's a sense of satisfaction. Like, ooh, looks good. Next step, primer. Then it gets primed up. Ooh, looking good. With all the engines back from the shop. All these little attaboys.

When you do a film, it's kind of two years of nothing and then one big whoop-dee-doo. Yeah. You know, the writing doesn't feel like that much. It's a lot of pecking away. The pieces don't give you much. The shooting out of order, not that much. Sitting in a dark edit bay and sort of arguing with people

and a lot of, you know, put it back to how it was. I was wrong. Maybe we put, you know, I took the scenes, I changed the order around. I don't like it. Put it back now.

A lot of undoing shit you just did. A lot of sitting and watching, you know, bad sound and having to loop a scene that you already did just to try to sync it up with your lips. You know, you don't walk out of that, that studio pumping your fist, high-fiving anybody. I get it.

So it's expensive. It's a lot of fundraising, a lot of money, a lot of time, a lot of sitting in bays alone, a lot of sort of eating shit off your lap while you're looking at shit and a lot of time a lot of sitting in bays alone a lot of sort of eating shit off your lap while you're looking at shit and a lot of nothing and then one big kapow at the end versus again building a house and is the kapow seeing it all you know in its final form and viewing it or is the kapow when it's released or the two little kapows for me it's really just being in a theater filled with people seeing the movie completed right right and it's not just watching it completed yourself it's it's enjoying it with other people yes seeing the response of the audience and so on and so forth

so uh that is uh coming out on VOD and it's coming out in theaters as well. And that'll be March 6th. But right now it's a mad dash for the poster and the trailer and all that stuff. Distribution, I understand, is a naughty process.

You know, K-N-O-T-T-Y. They own your shit and nothing ever comes out of the back end. So what have you done? What's going to happen? How does that work? There's a new format, if you will, or a new business model for this, which is companies coming in. I don't know.

It's sort of like how Uber went and stuck it to the cabs, you know. Bad ideas. And efficiency. Another efficiency. Yeah. And monopolies and bad ideas only last so long. And sometimes they last a long time. But eventually.

They last a long time when either A, they're allowed to hold on to such a high ground. No one else can access it. Or there are laws and shit in place that prevent you. the ground no one else can access it or there are laws and shit in place that prevent you but what happens is the internet sort of opens everything up eventually and so now there's these new companies um they come in and they go look we don't want to own your film see you deal with the weinsteins they own your film. And guess who never sees another penny? Do they pay you at that point at the beginning? Oh, they pay you a stipend. You know, they pay you like something and they go, now we own your film. But don't worry,

every time we sell a DVD, you're in for a taste. Right, right. And you're never in for a taste. I could imagine, though, it's tempting in that getting a wide distribution and success in wide distribution with somebody like the Weinsteins, just for sake of discussion, would be tempting because then it's like, well, if that succeeds, then I can do it again. Yeah. But fuck the Weinsteins. Those guys will never pay you a penny. So that's what they do. You can send them an email and ask them for accounting. They don't even answer back.

So why go down that fucking shitty rabbit hole ever again? Oh, did you do that? I would never. Is that who you did it with? Oh, I did the hammer with the Weinsteins. I would never. Anyone who's making a film or doing anything shouldn't do anything with the Weinsteins

or any of those assholes. It's a fucking waste of time. You'll never see another penny. The film will be gone forever. That'll be it. anything with the Weinsteins or any of those assholes. It's a fucking waste of time. You'll never see another penny. The film will be gone forever. That'll be it. So don't deal with those asswipes. Go deal with a new form of company that just says, we're going to rep your film.

We'll take a percentage, but we don't own it. You know what I mean? We're going to get it out there. We're going to sell it. We're going to push it out. Where's it going to be? It'll be L.A. and New York and Chicago and Seattle and Portland and San Francisco. Like all the usual suspects. Lively, Arclight.

All the usual suspects. Minneapolis and blah, blah, blah. I don't know all the theaters that it's going to be at. Where exactly it's going to be at. But it's got that local release. Got it. Locked. Yeah.

Out. And then will it go to television or DVD? It'll be video on demand simultaneously and so on and so forth. And I'll keep you guys posted. Can you get North Korea to hack you or something? It'd be nice. Get a little link.

Did you see that film, by the way? No. I felt it was my patriotic duty to go watch it. I just heard it wasn't that good. You saw it too? Not that good does not begin to describe what a piece of shit that was. Well, I saw the trailer. I saw the trailer where they put the poison thing in the guy's hand,

and they said, now this thing is deadly poison, and when you shake Kim Jong-il's hand it's gonna kill him and then then they cut to him going achoo and sticking it to his face with the same hand and i said i'm out i saw the three stooges do this shit in the 40s i'm out so i said i'm out at that point oh it's stuck to your face it's stuck i mean i mean, I know that I like those guys. I think they just get really high and right. Yeah, yeah. And I was out when I saw him stick the poison thing to his face.

Rogan? Rogan. He got a little shit for saying some weird stuff about the American sniper. Well, he's Canadian. Oh, okay. That says it all. No, here's the thing. Canadians are secretly a little, they're a little angry at us.

Oh, yeah. Not secretly. Okay. They're not. Quite openly. All right. Yeah. They're not happy with us.

Yeah. Yeah. But they're at the same time envious and want to be a part of it. It's a weird thing. Yeah. But they're also, you know, depending on what territory you're in, they're very progressive. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, they're not necessarily wrong in their criticisms of us, but they're weirdly

disdainful of it. You know what I mean? That we would probably say the same thing many times, but they have a disdain that we don't have. All right. So, sorry, you didn't like the film. Hang on. What was wrong with it?

Oh, it was, I mean, cartoon doesn't begin to describe. And to think that was what there was an international intrigue over, it was disturbing. Disturbing. But also disturbing, he, Rogan, is a real hard on for me for some reason. I don't know. Really? Yeah. I like him. I do't know. Really? Yeah.

I like him. I do too. He seems like a great guy. But he's got some weird, Kevin and Bean were talking about this, he has some weird hatred. I think he thinks I'm anti-pot or something. And so he's one of those guys that hates everybody and anything that isn't other than basking in the glory. Here's what I don't get. It's sort of up there.

I would love to talk to that guy. There's no way we wouldn't get along. Well, he's too big a get for you, but he can come on this show. Take him. He'll visit you. Here's what I want to say. There's a lot of like I'm watching entertainment tonight a few weeks ago. And, you know, there's Kevin Frazier's a black guy sitting next to a black chick and they're sitting next to a white chick. So it's like black chick, black dude, white chick.

They're talking about no nominations for people of color and whatever. about no nominations for people of color and whatever. They have to, of course, then do, well, you know, 12 Years a Slave won last year. But and then they get into the sanctimonious shit where they're like, it's not just the film industry. It's Hollywood in general. Thank you, black guy to black chick. And then they start getting into the it's not only it's not only uh racism it's it's sexism too there's not enough women not okay there's two chicks and a dude on tv talking about

not enough two of them are black talking about not enough diversity in hollywood you know and sexism all i'm saying is this just listen to to me. The guys who smoke a lot of weed, first off, I don't think they've ever had any trouble getting weed. Secondly, every movie they do, or every second movie they do, is nothing but weed. Their house has never been

raided. It's not like guys in Black Ops and helicopters repelling. I mean, when you watch... Well, they probably have their cards, their prescription cards. Seth Rogen movies, he's just ripping copious amounts of bong loads and weeds. That's all. This is the end or whatever it is. There's nothing but weed, weed, weed, weed and pineapple.

So here's all I'm saying. Black chick who's on TV wants to talk about not enough diversity in Hollywood and women or Seth Rogen is complaining about weed or whatever's beef is with you you're doing okay you've you've you've you focus on real problems you found a way to get hold of everybody I know who wanted weed has been able to get weed since I've known them. You know what I find fascinating? Dr. Drew has not been able to hold them back. Nor do I have any interest in doing that. They should glory.

It doesn't matter how many times you say it. I know. Isn't that weird? No, not in today's world. It's not weird to me. I've found that once you're just who you are, you just are. That's that.

Nothing you can do to change it. Not that I'm aware of. You're only allowed to be sort of a cartoon version of who you are, right? You need to be their quick glance, postage size, stamp, headline of what you are. Even if you're not that. That's their version of what you are.

I'm homophobic. Right. I don't know what – like I said, my last movie was a boxing movie called The Hammer who had had openly and outwardly gay director that i hired so i wasn't forced to work with a gay guy i hired this guy director when you have a guy direct your independent film that's a very intimate position you gotta he's gotta blow you you have to blow him there's a lot of it's not like you don't see the guy you spend lots of time with that guy uh if you had a problem with whomever whatever the color whatever sexual proclivities were that'd be the last guy i mean what i'm saying is if you if you were

uncomfortable if you hated gay people you're even uncomfortable with it well let's put it this way you might have a gay dog walker you don't deal with that guy. You might even have a gay hairstylist. You see that guy once every other month, whatever. But a month and a half of you guys eating lunch next to each other sitting on in on a edge of a bed in a on a set you know going through the script table reads i mean it's you never spent more time with one person in a month but it doesn't matter i'm homophobic that that's just that's where we're living now what i find interesting is like there was a study showing uh women's the percentage percentage of women's roles in film or something. And they were talking about – and I thought, no, wait a minute. You have a movie like 300.

How do you – or a war film or something. It's a historical war film. Yeah. How are you supposed to equal – they're like, you've got to mandate 43 percent. And I thought, oh, my God. If there's 4,000 men in the battle, fuck. That's just what it was. you supposed to equal they're like you've got a mandate certain 43 percent and i thought oh my god if there's 4 000 men in the battle the fuck that's just what it was no they want to and and then and then by the way it has no here's what troubled me though it has no reflection on reality like how what percentage woman would actually be present in this scene in reality? Please reproduce that. No. 40%. No matter what.

Well, I will tell you that I believe, and I've not heard the decree, but I believe they want to treat it like the cafe standards for automotive manufacturers, which is if you have a movie called 300, and that's 300 cocks swinging around under the tunic, then we need something called 235. That's 235 vaginas swinging around under a skirt. You see, not the same movie. And make them swing. Not the same movie, yeah. They must swing.

Not the same movie, just a separate movie over here that gets the average. I see, okay. You don't need to take... See, Ford is allowed to have an F-350 Super Duty truck that gets eight miles to the gallon. That's fine. As long as. As long as they have a Fiesta that gets 50 miles to the gallon and it averages 28. I get it.

You see what I'm saying? You know what we need to do? We need to... Kevin Frazier is one of the nicest, greatest dudes you're ever going to meet. I do love... Yeah. Yeah, I like that guy. Let's get him in here.

Let's get him in here. To talk about what? Yeah, he'll come in. To talk about all this. He'll tell you the truth, too. Look, look. Let me explain something on those shows. Everyone has to just sit there and nod their head and talk about diversity.

He doesn't have any strong feelings about it. I know. I mean, he has to just sit there and nod their head and talk about diversity. He doesn't have any strong feelings about it. I know. I mean, he has to sit there and nod his head, and everyone has to sit there and nod their head. Nobody can raise their hand. Maybe it'll be a relief for him to talk honestly about it. Aren't you interested in that? No, he didn't go on a diatribe or anything. He just does what they do on all those shows.

They're just quick hit, come back, we need more of this. You know, it's like saying, children are our future. Oh yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Okay, you're right. And then we move on. Alright. When is this show going up here? Is that today or tomorrow? This show. Thursday. Oh. Well, I will have...

Is that a laugh? I don't know. I don't know why that's funny. Well, it is. That is kind of funny. I mean, I don't know whether the show airs on Saturday or Sunday. That's my cross to bear. Somehow I was thinking it was Tuesday and Saturday, but it's Thursday and Sunday. You're right. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Forget it. Well, I was going to talk about my battle with Nancy Grace, which was interesting. What do you think? They're going to put it up at noon? No, fuck. I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? I don't know.

Well, everything is after midnight. Everything is after midnight. Yeah, everything gets posted at midnight. Oh, I didn't, okay, I know that now. For the next day. Okay, fine. Okay. What's going on with Nancy Grace? I had a big fight with her about pot. That's what the Seth Rogen thing was.

Oh, she was fighting with 2 Chainz. Yeah, yeah, so I did several blocks on her. Now she's fighting with bifocals. That's right. That's right. That's a rad name. Two lenses.

Did I have to paint that joke out? I was just going with four eyes. Two chains and four eyes. She's going at it with Nancy Grace. They don't use that anymore to make fun of kids you know everyone wears glasses now four half the guys in the nba just wear them with clear lenses look smart come on because no more four eyes anymore listen uh nancy grace is she the female dr phil no no I'd say no. Okay, but I listen to these people. Yeah.

And here's what I hear. I hear a lot of so you're saying you would be okay with the person who drives your child's

school bus to be high as a kite on pot brownies. When there's black ice, that's going to be our next guest. Black ice on the road, and that person is severely impaired. And then the person goes, no, I just think if some consenting adults want to partake in a marijuana use at home, that should be their business. Are you telling me that if your child went up in a dirigible and the captain of that dirigible was butt funneling bong water, you would be? And it's like, no. Yeah, I actually threw a little wrench in that one with Nancy. They just do that all the time. They get their little sound bites out.

But what the fuck are they really talking about? Well, they're doing television and they do it well. What kind of television? Right, right. I mean, they do well by it and it's a certain thing. TV, listen, TV, you know, we were just complaining about this. TV lends itself to people being cartoony, right? Well, it didn't used to, but now it does.

That's right. And you and I can't do that, so we don't get the benefit of that. But some people use that and do that. And so Nancy starts that BS with me, and some guy, you know, got high and then killed his family. And in the story, they just— And you're telling me that's okay with you. Well, in the story... You're telling me that if your wife got high

and killed your triplets, that that would be perfectly fine with you. This is literally the argument we're having. You're telling me that you would be fine with a guy who was high on marijuana cigarettes coming into your home with a rusty machete and dismembering your children and a baby snow seal, a baby seal that you had as a pet. Are you telling me that would be okay?

What I pointed out was in the story that she played, it leaked through that he was found dead with empty pill bottles by his side. I thought, oh, he's in drug withdrawal. He might have made it through had he smoked more pot. Right. And he was in withdrawal, got psychotic and agitated. And I bring this up and Nancy's like, I just blew her whole construct.

Sure. But things sort of don't work. They grind to a halt when you actually bring reality in. Yeah. It's interesting. Anyway, I've got a bunch of notes here when you actually bring reality in. It was interesting. Anyway, I've got a bunch of notes here. Can I bring up some other shit? Sure.

I need your listeners, our listeners, to show up at the Improv on Saturday night for me and Mike Carano. This is an experiment. I think it's going to be interesting. The show airs on Sunday. No, it's on Thursday. I want to make sure I get this in before the next one, which airs on Sunday.

Plee, you guys showing up? I will be there. All right. You don't have to, Gary. Just Chris has to show up. And we are going to take on the 70s. He has this idealized vision of 70s while he lives in a cult. We'll get into that and more things.

It's an experiment. I think it's going to be good. That's this Saturday, Melrose Improv. Melrose, Hollywood Improv. Please, everybody, show up. I need some support there to make sure that this crown doesn't fucking jump out a window. All right. What else you got?

You are on my wife's podcast, and I reported back after doing ACS that you didn't believe the psychic could really figure out who you were. Oh, well, that was interesting. I thought I gave that a little more thought. Yeah. Because we try to figure out what is psychic and what is a feeling. Right. And that's all on Sideshow Network, by the way.

But go ahead. I had, I'm not psychic, but when matt walked in wearing tennis shoes one day i asked him where he got him right you know i think that's something triggered yeah no and um we had uh hesley who was our guest uh doing the news the other night on here and she said she drove a 2003 buick le sabre and i I said, which one of your grandparents died? And she said, my grandfather. And that's his car. You're psychic, dude.

Yeah. So there's certain... No, I believe that's what they're doing. I believe that... So, and as I was thinking about it, when somebody said somebody's going to be calling into this show, not the guy from the man show, just someone's calling into the psychic show, somebody noteworthy is calling in, or maybe your wife said, I got somebody to call in, or maybe she even said, I got a friend of Drew's to call in,

or somebody, one of Drew's celebrity friends to call in, or something. Right, your holistic brain starts adding up the score. Not conscious brain, but your holistic brain. holistic right and you start speaking to the person you realize it's not mark garagos yeah and you start doing a drew celebrity friend it ain't seth rogan and she's been on the h drew's gosh she'd been on the man show and had talked to you probably hearing a voice and maybe you heard love line or something and then you go a man show. And having been around some of it, because my wife is friends with all these people. And they've been around a lot of them.

I think they're just highly, and women are way more intuitive than men. And they're highly intuitive. I think that's bottom line what it is. And I think all of us need to use more of our right brain. Really, I do. But. We need to be more intuitive. Yeah.

Don't you think? Well, yeah. I go through my life being intuitive. Yeah. We need to use more cremo, too. Yeah. Don't you think? Well, yeah. I go through my life being intuitive. Yeah. We need to use more cremo too. Yeah. Cremo, cremo. It's cremo.

Cremo. I used it this morning. I swear to God I did. I used it this morning. It was very good. It's great stuff. Shaving irritates your skin. You probably blamed your razor, but no, the cream is everything.

And those gels and foams that we invented in the 70s, more bullshit from the 70s, not a lubricant. Air is not a lubricant. Gel, since when is petroleum jelly? It turns into foam. I challenge people to just put a dollop of shave foam on the edge of their sink and then come back at the end of the day and see the weird kind of crusty hollow. It looks like an abandoned hive. Right. Yeah.

Like honeycomb sort of thing. Yeah. It's not creamy. It's not smooth. No. It's just sort of weird crusty foam. Well, I mean, imagine sort of when you're spreading butter onto toast. That's what you want.

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Red cap, white tube, Cremo. Use it this morning. Good stuff. All right. We'll maybe take a phone call, see how that goes. I have a letter, too, if you guys want to. We got a letter. All right. Give'll maybe take a phone call, see how that goes. I have a letter, too, if you guys want to. We got a letter. All right.

Give us a letter. Hey, Gary. By the way, yeah, give us the letter, and then I'll ask Gary a question. All right. This is from Sarah from Long Beach. And also, if you want to write into the show, just go to adamanddrdrewshow.com. Fill out the form there. Hi.

My boyfriend's son's friend is a sleep peer. Hold on a second. Boyfriend's son's friend is a sleep peer hold on a second boyfriend's son's friend a sleep peer yeah i'm guessing she lives with her boyfriend what does a sleep peer mean peer peer he pees in his sleep oh peer okay jesus i read per well you think peers all the time yeah well anyways uh so far the kid has peed on, but thank goodness they're sleeping on the floor. But this past weekend, he slept on the couch, and the smell wafted at my nostrils after he left when I was sitting on the couch.

What is the best way to broach this? He either has to wear diapers, or his bedding has to be lined. What causes it, and is it weird to talk to his parents about it? He's 18, and I don't know if he should have grown out of it by now. Is he drinking? I wonder if he's drinking at night. Yeah, you can.

Wake him up. I've had this motherfucking conversation a thousand times with a fucking thousand people. A fucking thousand people, including my wife and my son. First off, could everyone just listen to me?

I sound like a fucking huge douchebag, but look the fuck around, everybody. Look around. Who do you want to listen to? I was literally standing in my son's fucking bedroom having this fucking retarded conversation. Yeah. Which is this. I used to wet the bed. I wet the bed late in life. I really don't know. I think I stopped from maybe age, you know, whatever the appropriate age was, six or something.

And then I started again. I don't know. I was wetting the bed when I was like 11 or 12 or something like that. You did it as a teenager, your, as adult with a girlfriend. Well, shit, Drew. Everyone pees the bed once, once in a while. You fucking have a dream. But anyway, I wet the fucking bed and my mom was, oh, he needs therapy.

This is a repressed thing. It's anger. It's expressed in the way of urine and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. My grandfather's an old Jew. Old fucking Hungarian fucking Jew. And all he knew... Bless his soul. Bless his soul. All this old motherfucker

knew is he didn't want me pissing on his sofa. Right, like this writer caller. Yeah, when we slept at my grandparents' house a lot because my family's a piece of shit. Slow down. Your family?

I brought that up? No. We spent a lot of nights at my grandparents' house. They lived nearby. They cooked. He cooked. There was food and there was shelter. It was nice. He'd have the food on the table for the working grandma.

He had fucking goulash and a color TV, two things that did not exist at the Corolla house. So we happily slept on his sofa. He did not want me to pee on his sofa. Shocking. Shocking. So he would tell us a bedtime story. As the Hungarians, they're loquacious people, and they tell stories.

So your sister was there, too. Yeah. Tell us a bedtime story about 8.30, 9 o'clock at night. He'd tuck us in, and then he'd go into his den and he'd watch Johnny Carson. And then at about 12.30, I know Carson was like 90 minutes or something back then, 1 o'clock,

11.30 and at 1 o'clock, whatever it was, it was bedtime for Grandpa. Grandpa would walk and as he was leaving the den, he would walk past me in this living room area on the sofa. He put a bucket there in advance. He would wake me up with one of his old Jew sounds. Old Jews have a bunch of sounds, you know, like for relationships.

He'd shake my shoulder a little bit. What's the Filipino version of that? Psst, psst. Be a nurse. Nurse, nurse, nurse. There's a joke like, why did the Filipino cross the road? Because the sprinklers were going off on the other side. Wow, interesting.

So he's on to something. Shocking. Yeah, other cultures have different noises. Yeah. Like, psst, psst. And I'd get up, and I'd just be asleep. And he'd hand me the bucket. It's just a regular mop bucket.

And he'd go, you know, go. And I, you know, I was just like, you know, I was asleep. I went to bed at 830 or nine o'clock. It was 1 a.m. I'd pull my little underoos down and I would just piss into this bucket. How old are you there? 11. Could be 11.

Could be 12. Could be nine. Early adolescence. But how about an 18 year old? Whatever. I'm just quiet. piss into this bucket how old are you there 11 could be 11 could be 12 could be 9 early adolescence but how about an 18 year old whatever i just quiet i just fucking fill the bucket up and then i pull the thing back and i just collapse back in bed yeah and the next morning i'd wake up like huh you know what happened i look in there there's a fucking bucket filled with piss like kick it over and then it was slid under the coffee table And it was my job to then go dump. I don't know why I'd go dump it in the yard. I'd go outside and just go to dump it in the bushes.

The Corolla way. Yeah, the Corolla way. Rinse it out like a hose. Preparing you for later adolescence. That was my bucket. So when my son was wetting the bed later than he needed to. My daughter stopped and my son continued. So I said, look, and I'm telling this to the caller or to the emailer right now, get a fucking egg timer.

Get a kitchen digital timer. Okay, you can use your fucking phone. You can use whatever you want. But I'm old school. For $8, you can get a little digital timer. That digital timer just has an hour and a minute on it. If you go to bed at 10, set it for four hours. If you go to bed at midnight, set it for four hours.

Hold on. This thing. Don't even need a neck timer anymore. I know. I'll tell you why I like this device. I'll tell you why I like this device. I'll tell you why I like it. The phone has a lot of other things connected to it. Like, okay, now your phone's on.

Okay, now there's texting going on or goes off. So it gets your attention other ways. I want a dedicated thing. It's the size of a fucking pack. It's the size of a box of matches. It's the size of a fucking pack. It's the size of a box of matches. It's the size of a fucking box of matches. You hit it for four hours. When it goes off,

you get up and you take a piss. If you get up and your bed is wet, set it for three hours. The night before or the next night. Find that time when you need to get up. You need to drain your bladder. Don't turn into a big emotional thing don't turn to anything else

you need to piss, go fucking wake up set it up for yourself again, start with 5 hours see how it works, if it's wet go to 4 hours, see how it works get up completely evacuate your bladder go back to bed, it's going to be hard

to piss to bed now i had this conversation in my kid's bedroom with my wife olga probably standing there and my son and somewhere around lap three of the but he doesn't and when it's gonna scare him and what are we gonna i at a certain point i do what I do with everything, where I just go, fuck it, then just go change your sheets every morning. I'm going to go get drunk in the other room. I've said- Wasn't there a conversation about toughening him up?

I have given- There is a problem. By the way, Drew, do you know anyone who solves problems better than I do? I'm not trying to sound like a pompous ass right now. But who has a more – Even without making a – Just a more sort of approach to problems. You're a good problem solver.

No one can deny that. Right. Yeah. Why not just listen to the guy who solves problems? Why not try it? And the guy who used to wet his bed? No. It was like, you get the, yeah, but then the thing's going to scare him,

and then it might startle him the first night, but then the second night, at a certain point I said, just try it for a week. Try it for a week. And then it was like, yeah, but, yeah, but, yeah, but, and then I just do what I always do. Fuck it, then change the sheets. What a randomly bizarre thing for them to resist. Isn't it?

Why don't you enlist your son? Why don't you go around? Because when he is there and the pushback is coming, then they... No, I know, get him by himself. Just don't get with the triangulation. Fuck it. Just fucking change the sheet, buy a new mattress. I'll pay for it.

I'll go to the other room. I'm going to the other room. Fuck it. Just fucking change the sheet and buy a new mattress. I'll pay for it. I'll go to the other room. I'm going to the other room and get drunk. I don't... I don't... I don't... I'm not... Why are you pushing back on me?

I'm the guy who fucking built the house. I'm the guy who fucking pays for the house. I'm the guy who writes the books. Why... What's...

What's with all the pushback? Just fucking try it. I'm the guy who writes the books why what's what's with all the pushback just fucking try it i'm the guy used to wet the bed i solved this problem in 1974 my grandfather solved it get up piss in a bucket go to bed a lot of you know what if the you get up he gets disoriented he doesn't know where the bucket is leave the nightlight on turn the thing tell him the thing no but then what if okay okay first two nights might be a little rocky but then that'll just be the rhythm get up take a piss shut the timer go back to but what if but okay forget it then just change your fucking sheets it's so weird it's a weird way to go through life, Drew. I don't know why.

Is this a method to actually fix the problem, or does it just stop you from peeing the bed? Well, it fixes it. Well, what's the difference? Here's the deal. Here's the treatment that— I mean, as you get older, like, do you think— Yeah, typically I'll grow up. But that guy's 18.

But he should see a urologist. He may have a little problem. But here's the way— Try And as you get older, like, do you think – Yeah, typically I'll grow up. But that guy is 18. But he should see a urologist. He may have a little problem. But here's the way – Try the bucket first. Right. Here's the way they approach treatment. If he goes to get treatment, he's going to give him – they're going to give him a hormone that you sniff up your nose called DDAVP that prevents you from making urine during the night. So it's effectively the same strategy.

So as opposed to evacuating what's there, you just don't produce it. That's the treatment. Isn't that crazy? So Adam's mechanical approach is the same as the pharmacological approach, and I would dare say I'd rather use the mechanical approach. Well, what do we know, Drew? You don't know. What do we know?

What do we know? I'm just a guy who puts cars in houses. What the fuck do I know? I know. I just got a idea. What do I know? Wait, Adam. Why do people come up to me all the time and go

Yeah, but how are you gonna Wait, I have a strategy I've just thought of something This is how you're gonna get the women to listen to you Are you ready? You're a psychic You're a psychic And dead people tell you these things

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Maybe this is how I could bridge. Okay. Anyway, Chief Thunderbear, thank you for joining us. I appreciate it. And I will communicate your wishes. How about leaving us with a prayer? Thank you. A prayer?

Blessing for your family. And the bong. The dong bong. No, no. Okay. And the bed pisser. Yes. Okay. Thank you. Look, I don't know why I run into this a lot, but I was thinking about it on the way in. I was thinking about Tom Brady and inflate gate and deflate gate and all that stuff. Right? Yeah.

It's been dominating the stuff, right? Yeah. It's been dominating the news, right? Yeah. And, you know, why me? Why me? What's going on? Why are they coming after the Pats? Why are they coming after the Pats? Belichick doesn't know what's going on.

Brady doesn't know what's going on. They're being victimized in the press, blah, blah, blah. Well, let me say this. And I believe, have you guys have been following this, Gary's probably been following it, something that hasn't come up, and they've been talking a lot about barometric pressure and hot and cold and expansion of air,

water molecules in the air and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let me ask this. Has anyone brought up the fact that in the playoff game before, the Patriots had a guy check in as ineligible, literally just said to the ref, I'm ineligible. I'm going to line up out in the slot. Didn't say anything.

The refs didn't know what to do with it. They didn't call timeout. They didn't tell the defense like they should have. And the tackle just went out and caught the ball. But that's legal. Technically legal, right? It's legal. But it certainly is not in the spirit of the game.

When you're talking about we want an even playing field, we want the best team to win. Now, look. Football is filled with trickery. There's fake reverses. Right. Try to draw the— Fake kickoff. Fake—

Fake everything. Fake everything. What do you think fucking play action is? Pretend to hand the ball off, see if you can freeze the linebackers. Okay. We understand that part of the game. But I think having the guy check in and just say to the ref, I'm ineligible,

and then just go stand in the slot and have the defensive guy go out and cover him. And you can tell me what happened, and Gary can tell me what happened. That is beyond the spirit of the game. It doesn't Belichick have a history

of that? Yes! So that's... It doesn't Belichick have a history of... Yes! Yeah, yeah. So that's why. Okay. Yeah. So Belichick has a history of filming the Jets. So what you're saying is Rogan should hate me because I have a history of being an asshole? Is that what you're saying? I'm saying the reason there's so much scrutiny upon the Patriots...

I agree. upon the Patriots is because they have a history of deception and of going beyond the proverbial play action to deceive the other team. And I would say the game before, having a guy check in, tell the ref he's ineligible and stand out in the slot where he is eligible is a little beyond the spirit of the game. Would you say? Yeah, I would. Well, that's why we now think this guy did that.

Okay. He's earned it. And I would like the same courtesy the other fucking direction. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Yep. Why does everything have to be a fucking, well, is Adam this and we got to argue about that? Look around.

And give me a break, would you? Happily. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yes, I understand. You should be able to. I'm under the same bullshit. You should be able to earn bad will. The Patriots have earned bad will.

Yeah. They've earned scrutiny. They've earned scrutiny. They've earned it. But you've got to be able to earn good will as well. That's what I'm saying. What happened to that? What happened to earning the, you know what? Let's go with Adam's idea.

He seems to be a bright guy. Solved a few problems in his life. We'll try it. That's what I'm saying. Earn. Earned and earned. And what happened on that play, Gary? The guy just checked in, told the ref, and lined up in the slot, right? I thought he checked in as normally ineligible, but will be lining up in an eligible position. No, is that not it? It appears that they were just using this weird formation the whole game where they had a lineman lining up in an eligible position. No, is that not it? It appears that they were just using this weird formation the whole game where they had a lineman lining up as what would normally be an eligible receiver,

but they were just using him as a blocker, and then eventually they just did a formation where all the receivers were on one side of the field. Thus, as the outside lineman, he was an eligible receiver. Ineligible? No. And eligible or ineligible? No, first off, the guy on the outside is always an eligible receiver.

Right. This guy checked in with the ref. Gary, you're fucking my story here. This guy talked. This guy checked in. And said, I'm ineligible? Well, what my belief was, now I'm confused. Because Gary's reading the computer.

I'm reading as fast as I can. Okay. Sorry. All right. Gary has the computer in front of him, so it makes me want to believe him. No, he's reading it. But then there's what I know, which is I think if you have four guys all lined up on the right in an eligible position, the guy on the end. The furthest to the sideline.

No, the tackle. The furthest towards the line. Okay. The guy on the other end is not eligible if all four of these guys are eligible. The furthest to the sideline. No. The tackle. The furthest towards the line. Okay. The guy on the other end is not eligible if all four of these guys are eligible. But if the guy in the slot says, I'm not eligible, I'm not going out, then that makes that guy, the other guy, eligible. Oh. I think.

He checked. Gary, I know he checked in with the refs. Well, hold on a second. So the wide receiver checked in as ineligible, not the tackle checking in as eligible, right? Yes. Okay, got it. The guy at the end. I get it. I got it.

You said it. It's always eligible. You said it. You said it. If you're the end, you're eligible as far as I know. All right. Gary can look and see. We'll talk to Steve 37, Ukiah, California. Ukiah or Ukiah? Yes. Ukiah? Well, Ukiah, California.

Ukiah or Ukiah? Ukiah? Well, Ukiah exists. Ukiah I've never heard of. That's what I was asking. Steve, where are you calling from? Ukiah. Ukiah? It exists.

Above Sonoma in Mendocino County. Got it. What's up? So I got a seatbelt ticket the other day when I was doing my laundry at like 9.30 on a Sunday morning, you know, like a mile from my house. And I always hear you say to fight these things. So I just wanted to get your guys' advice.

So the question is, is the no-seat belt a chicken shit ticket? I feel it is. It is. Look, you're saying that the place was so close to your house that you just sort of... No, no, no. What happened is, when I finished,

I was leaving and I left a textbook inside. So somebody came out and knocked on my window. So I left a textbook inside. So somebody came out and knocked on my window. So I have a truck, you know, and not automatic windows, so I had to unbuckle my seatbelt, roll it down, took the book, but then pulled onto the road, and there's like a stop sign about 100 feet forward. So I like left my seatbelt off to roll up the window. Right.

And then when I got to the stop sign, he was hiding behind the building. Were you putting the seatbelt on at that point, or you made no... Well, I was going to, but then I didn't want to, like, make motion in front of him. What year is your truck? It's a 03 Dakota. Okay. It has a seatbelt warning light that goes off a buzzer that goes off and a light that flashes right all right that's my argument yeah that's i say the judge obviously i

driving with the buzzer going off and the light flashing not an option not an option so i had this situation put my belt on a guy came out I took it off momentarily, and that's what happened. And by the way, my bad. I should have put it on while I was sitting there, but it's all stop sign. Is it worth your time? Yes, it's worth all our time. But I'm not sure they'll let him off. What about the people that marched in Selma?

Worth their time? Yes. Okay. So we should march on this courthouse in Ukiah? I'm saying he's a hero. Jordan, 27, New York. How you doing, Adam? How you doing, Drew?

Good. Jordan, New York City? No, no, Rockland County, New York. I'm actually in Stony Point. It's up by Indian Point Nuclear Reactor. What's going on? That's the best landmark I can give you. The reason I was asking is, what the fuck with them not opening New York City for a little snow for it?

I mean, oh, man. Drew, I don't even want to get into this bullshit they put us through on the news, man. The 24-hour hurricane. Yeah, I understand. Right. It's the snowmageddon, and I get it. And fine, so they were wrong. Okay.

But open the city. The city sits middle of the morning, and the subways still weren't running. It was illegal to drive a car on the street. It's fucking crazy. Well, I don't think everyone's supposed to do these things. Yeah, sorry. Go ahead, Jordan. Well, yeah, I'll go to the point.

Listen, I've been with my now-fiancee for about 10 years. We've been living in an apartment for about three years. You know, we recently got engaged and we're planning, we're starting to plan a wedding. But an opportunity came up for us to sort of invest in a house. Do I set back everything and forget the wedding, do like a courthouse thing and just get the house, get this property? Or do I save up, live where I'm at now, do

the wedding that everyone thinks I should have? I just want to get your thoughts on it. Fuck yes, you buy the house. I always buy the house. I mean, there's no even debate about it. There's so many unbelievably expensive, beautiful weddings and terrible marriages. You have a good marriage. You want to do your thing.

You've been together forever anyway. It's not like it's some sort of magical experience. Drew, I've said, and I'm going to lay a few pieces of wisdom on you. Can you find out about that checking in thing yet? I don't want to give you the wrong information. Let me keep reading, please. Do you have a you need to know? Find a footage of it. They'll show the guy checking in with me keep reading, please. Do you have a you need to know? All right. Just find a footage of it.

They'll show the guy checking in with the ref. All right. All right. Hold on a second. I'm going to lay something out for you, Drew. It's going to blow your mind.

First, stamps.com. Boy, that blows my mind every time. No, you don't need to go to the post office. Mind blown. Use stamps.com. We love these guys.

We use these guys. Drew uses these guys. i got a whole stack of books back there they come in i sign them we send them out we use stamps.com and it is i mean piles and piles coming in and coming out every day we wouldn't have it any other way they got a special offer you get the scale you get the 55 bucks free postage. You go to stamps.com. Before you do anything else, click the microphone, type the homepage, type in ADS. That's stamps.com, enter ADS. I made a rule a few whatevers ago that if you were not a homeowner, that if you were not a homeowner,

your wedding could not cost more than $5,000. You need to own a condo or a house or whatever it is. And I would ratchet up. If you had a condo, you could spend 5,500 bucks. If you own a home, you could spend whatever you wanted if it was worth more than or you were into it. But there should be a fucking rule that basically says if you're renting and leasing your car, no big wedding.

Number one. Number two, I also had a decree with the wedding dress. I'm ready. You could spend $1,000 on your wedding dress. That's the max. Now, for each $100 over that, you would have to be able to fit into it for one year after the wedding. So you could spend $1,500 on a wedding dress, but that's five years of you having to fit in the dress. I'd say it would be the only time women were bulking up for a wedding.

You know what I mean? Drinking the creatine shakes. Sure. Just trying to pack it on. All right, we got one more question about sex addiction. Addiction, sorry. Steven.

All right, Gary, what's going on? Why is that story, it's just coming back the same way every time? No, it's just, there's no one, I'm having trouble here. There's a lot of information. Get Fondolier on this one. Ring Fondolier in here.

It's driving me nuts. Ring Fondolier. Ring Fondolier. Steven. I just want to know. No, don't. Wait, hold on, Steven. Hold on.

The guy checked in is ineligible. That's what I'm. It appears that they were guy checked in as ineligible that's what i'm it appears that they were checking guys in as ineligible the whole game and that that was kind of part of the game plan was to throw them off so it eventually they had checked number 71 and is ineligible like six times and then they went to number 77 and that was one of the plays that screwed them up i'm i'm still trying to figure out the exact clip. Matt, find the game clip. That'll be easy. It's the Patriots playing

their first game against, what was it, the Panthers? Was it the Panthers they're playing? No, no, not the Colts game. Colts is in the plate gate. Okay, hold on one second. Remember I was saying the game before?

I think it was the Panthers. This is why you may have difficulty finding it, Gary. I was saying the game before they were up to shenanigans and that's why Inflategate set the table for Inflategate. Don't look Colts game.

Look Panthers. It was the Panthers, right? I think so. I don't remember. Yeah, the game before, Gary. The Colts game. Steven. 30.

Hey. Jacksonville. Yeah, my question was, what's a good way to help fight like sexual addiction? Because I get the urges to have sex like all the time. And I've been married for 10 years.

I don't want to lose my relationship with her. Why don't you have sex more with your wife? Oh, Ravens game. Yeah, the first playoff game, Gary. Sorry. Why don't you have sex more with your wife or watch more football? He's trying to be nuts. I know.

The playoff game before this playoff game is when they got busted or they did something else. Sorry, go ahead. No, so it's just she doesn't feel comfortable in her body anymore. So it's been basically she does not want to do it, and I've been trying to with her and try to encourage her, you know, do that kind of stuff. So this isn't sex addiction. This is a marriage that's in trouble. Well, why is she not comfortable

with her body? Uh, kids. Having a baby. She doesn't feel like she looks good? Yeah. Okay.

Um, you got to get this in a marital therapy, in my opinion. Um, well, but first off, can she work on her body

i mean diet exercise that stuff she's been trying and uh she's not hard-headed been trying but what does that mean it's uh not working like she's been going to the gym but she'll cycle in and out no i know but she's not she's not she's not committed to this. Yes, and I don't know how to make her committed without sounding like a dick. Yeah, I mean, look, I think before you get into therapy, I think it's pretty much this. Look, this is your feelings on this. You don't feel good, and I understand that. But understand that a relationship without this component of it is doomed at some point. And I don't, you know, I love you too much for that.

You know, it's a thing where it's like, I love you too much for you to not suck my cock. I should write greeting cards. So, yeah. So let's work. Let's work on this together. You know what I mean? Let's see what we can do about this problem together. And you don't feel good about yourself.

And fine, I'll hit the gym with you. Let's start shopping healthy. You know, let's work this thing out together. I bet he's trying a lot of that. Yeah. Yeah, but double down. Adam's right. But if you can't, of course Adam's right.

But if it's still no response, then get in the therapist's office because somebody else other than you has to reflect it back to her as her issue, not yours. So she can sort of differentiate her bad feelings from herself with how you're actually feeling. You're attracted to her, and she has to be able to accept that and find some way of developing intimacy. So this is not sex addiction. Okay. Max Spada, look at me. We can probably get rid of the bank of calls and give a couple of plugs.

Live show, Irvine, coming up Thursday, February 12th, 8 o'clock. Greg Fitzsimmons is going to be out there. You can go to adamkroll.com and find all that stuff. Take a knee. Gary, you got Eddie Wong up there, but I don't think it's Wong. It's not Wong like what's – Like H-U-A-N-G or something? Yeah, it's a different Wong. It's a Hong or what's it's H-U-A-N-G or something. Yeah. It's a different it's a different Wong.

It's a Hong or something like that. Right. Yeah. Just want to make sure I didn't screw that screw him up. Yeah. Good guy. Interesting guy. And boy, we got Mel Brooks coming up and a lot of.

Oh, God. Lee Steinberg. Mel Brooks coming up and a lot of, oh, God, Lee Steinberg. And, geez, a lot of really cool, interesting voices coming up. Marky Ramone coming up, the last Ramone. So check that out. And if you want to support the show, you go to, oh, I got the play. That's the actual end of the play. Right.

They are looking at it it but I don't know what it said about it we'll figure it out he checked in or something or checked in as ineligible or whatever it is didn't they have a touchdown on one of those plays too this is for a first down

we're looking at but I thought there was a touchdown well no the touchdown The point is The Patriots Are into deception And There's a line Deception that may cross over And we do believe that

This crosses the line That's why we have this feeling By the way you can can stop showing it, Garrett, please. Speaking of cross-line, be sure to show up, please, Adam's listeners and my listeners at the Improv Hollywood this Saturday, January 31st.

Please make it stop, Garrett. It's either 8 or 10. I'm not sure which it is. While Adam's yelling at Gary, I want to remind you, please show up. I can't see. It's going to be a lot of fun. I can't see that. Chris Maxpad is going to be there. Gary doesn't have to be there, but he might be there. And it should be an interesting evening, so please join us. All right.

So, Gary, did the guy check in or not? Are we still unable to find that? I don't want to give you the wrong information. Give me the wrong information. Four offensive linemen declaring a normally eligible receiver as ineligible to keep Baltimore off balance. Right. Okay.

Well, anyway. Whatever that means. Deception. Shane Vereen, the circled player in that clip, is actually covered by the receiver below him and therefore he's ineligible. That's why he backs up a bit on his route. If he were to go downfield, they'd have flagged him for ineligible man downfield and the last player on the line of scrimmage on the

other side of the field, the left tackle, who ends up catching the ball. Okay. Well, anyway. They're fooling. Yeah. Deception. But beyond what we think is the spirit of the game. And again, taking a pound out of the football, why is that any different than

what they just did? By the way, anyone who follows racing, this stuff goes on all day long. How about the IRS? Make a few rules and see if we can get around them. That's all. All right. So until next time, this is Adam Krola for Dr. Drew, Chris McSapata, and Gary Haftar saying, mahalo. This is Carolla Digital.

You're about to hear a preview of the Jordan Harbinger show with a retired chef that somehow infiltrated the illicit North Korean arms trade. When people ask me, how is it to go to North Korea? Well, it's quite difficult to describe because you know you are being followed. And what do I say? And what do I do? How do I react to things? I'm going to the U.S. to meet up with the CIA. One of the most important things it taught me was

to be a perfect mole is that you have to be 95% yourself and then 5% mole. The last 5% is the one who observe, and I was really good to networking with people without people actually know I was networking with them. Everything was recorded. So I just literally took the pants down on the whole regime, exposing their weapons program. For more on how Ulrich the Mole,

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