The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Classic #1842 Witchy Poo

Episode Date: March 20, 2026

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You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, getting on, got to get on a Chesvick. and man, man, met him down, Drew, 44, 75, Sid, and Dick's specialist over there in Las Vegas City, man. Yeah, man. What's you thinking about? Well, do you want to finish our witchy poo conversation? I do have some of the stuff I want to talk about while the boys maybe dig up some Barbara Ferrer and witchie poo pictures. I'm just saying that.

Everyone hates me and my chick think. I do not apologize for it. I do not back down from it. Women in general are more safety-oriented. Safety-oriented, when you start making policies, can be real burdensome. Safety has to stop at a certain distance. You know what I mean?

It can't just keep going. Can I just from a stop? and remind everybody because I keep bringing it up and I want you to when everybody talks about safety, what I want you to think about immediately is the reign of terror and the French Revolution perpetrated by Robes Pierre, who is the president of the committee for public safety. Right. That was their mission, public safety. So think about that. Right. And remember when you're asleep at 5.30 in the morning and the streets are quiet and you hear a

truck backing up, and waking you up, that's safety. That just happened last night. No, I'll tell you what did happen. And it really, like, it's a weird,

it's hard being me, Drew. I know. I've borne witness. And Emmy, there's two, I favored it or I liked, I don't know. We used to just called favorite tweet. and then we had to switch it to like, which I have no idea why.

But I liked a tweet that we've seen before, which is the woman who's now the CDC director, because you can't replace a woman with a man and you can't replace a black with a white. You know, we have rules, through. I know that. Yeah. I understand.

Right. So it's just a coincidence that the most qualified person to run the CDC is another woman. Interesting. Okay. Yeah, Mandy Cohen, she's probably, ragging to her friends about getting on the phone with her, getting on the phone with their friends in New England or something going,

hey, should we cancel football or not? I don't know. What do you want to do? Yeah, let's do it. Do you want more of that? Because that's what we're, that's what we signed up for.

That's what's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's a great, it's a great clip. I will play it for it. I don't know what she was doing in this capacity, but she now had, up the CDC.

So I would call, probably the person I called most was the Secretary of Health and Human Services in Massachusetts. She worked for a Republican governor just to, but, you know, when she was like, are you, are you going to let them have professional football? And I was like, nope. And she's like, okay, neither are we, neither are we. There you go. All right, no more football.

It was like conversations like that. Okay. Now this bitch is going to run the CDC. So there you go. Now, would you like me to listen to the CDC? Yeah. I don't think so. Michelle Willinsky lied badly.

And now we have this person that thinks it's funny to shut down an industry. Yeah. With their friend. Yeah. On the phone. Yeah. Okay. That's not okay with me.

It's apparently okay with throngs of society. But I don't understand that way. It literally I get what's something called globus. I get like a fist in my neck. Yeah. Fist here when I see it. Yeah. It's like it's gross.

Yeah. It makes me angry, anxious, helpless all at once. Yeah. Yeah. But, but Drew, remember, this is how we evolve. This is considered evolved. Remember, we need more women in positions of power. Remember that?

Yeah. You were on board with that. We did it. I guess we'd ever thought about what comes next. No, just like defund the police. We didn't really think about what happens after that. Yeah. Yeah.

Again, Globus for me, like a little fist in my neck. So are we going to do the witchy poo thing? I have another topic I want to bring out. I got something I want to get into, too. Yeah, they're going to figure out witchy poo. All right. And Barbara Ferreier. Here we go.

Bich. That's not the best witchy poo picture, but it speaks volumes about what's going on. Yeah, but look, I would rather have had Witchie Poo guide Los Angeles during COVID than Barbara Farrar. Who's not a doctor. Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ. So there's this real, it's a plague of incompetency. We're taking people based on their gender, based on their race, based on their sexual proclivities, and we're just shoving them to the front of the line.

and every once in a while, shit happens, and then we need someone competent, but they're not it. Also, we have totally adulterated the term doctor. So she's put in that in, well, she's put in the charge of a medical system because there's a doctor in front of her name, and people don't understand what that means. Well, Dr. Jill Biden knows what it means. Right.

Dr. Benny Boombots does, too. So let me just tell you what makes it hard to be me. Okay. You know what really like just, I really don't understand. And I don't understand, I don't understand certain policies. And like I said, you know, the red turn arrow at two in the morning and there's no cars anywhere and you're just, the light is green and you're just sitting there with the red arrow. Like I have no idea why as a society we have that. You know what I mean?

Like why? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Why doesn't it blink? Yeah. It's funny. In Vegas, in Vegas, they have long red turn arrows, but when you get to Henderson, they blink. Blink yellow, like a blink yellow.

Yeah, yeah. So somebody in Henderson went, well, this seems dumb to sit at a light that you could turn on. So why don't we just make them blink? Now, what I enjoy is Las Vegas hasn't figured that out. But okay. But Pasadena, where you're from, does have blink. Yep, we do. But Los Angeles and Hollywood and Culver City do not.

That's just flat red. Yeah. It's insane that we do this. I, okay, so I'm in Malibu the other day and it's about 5.30 in the morning. I went to bed a little bit late and went to bed at like 1, 1.30. It was like 5.30 in the morning. and there's a fire station that's up the street, only,

only, I'd say less than half a mile up the street on PCH. And they're constantly rolling on stuff because PCH and I don't know fucking bums like themselves on fire or a guy got a moped accident or whatever, but they're constantly rolling on stuff. And they get into that truck. And I'm not even talking about the fire truck, but like sort of the utility truck or the ambulance thing or whatever they,

what are they drove on the show emergency, a paramedics truck, right? Yeah, paramedic truck. And they get on that thing and they go right down an empty PCH. Just an empty PCH at 530 in the morning with the lights rolling, with the lights rolling. And then they hit the siren. Of course.

Woo! And then I just. get up out of bed, right? And then I look out the window and I see a completely empty PCH, dark outside. And this guy going right down the middle of PCH, waking up every motherfucker who lives on either side of PCH and up the hill from PCH. And there's nobody on PCH. And it's dark and you have the lights.

The lights are rolling. Who are we alerting? To this. Me, yeah, for sure, but I'm sleeping. I was. Why? Why are we doing this? So, Emmy, is there an email address?

Firemen can send the explanations to us, like so we can pull this together and see if there is an explanation? Yes, please send any emails to the questions atadamcurola.com. Questions at Adamcurola. Listen, the lights, the rollers. They're not hooked up to the siren. I know. I get it.

There are two different switches. You got to flick both of them. Is there somebody that is not aware with the roller lights in the dark on an empty PCH? Who is it that you're alerting to? And I would also argue cars are well insulated now and soundproof. Yeah. And no one drives. You know, when we were kids, people drive the window down holding the cigarette out the window

You know what I mean? Sure. They're all buttoned up now and they have 18 speakers and people are listening to the surround sound shit. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But I'll tell you, what has moved pretty far forward with automobiles mirrors, outside mirrors, inside mirrors, rearview mirrors. You see it.

You see that guy coming now. You don't hear him, but you see him. Yeah. In the past, you may have heard him and not seen him. Yes. So I'm going to bet just because it's nonsensical that there's some sort of either policy or law that when they are going to speed, which is what he's probably aiming to do, they're required day or night to turn the siren on. I am sure of it. Now, guess who would never do that in 10,000 years if I was on that paramedic truck?

That's true. That's true. I would drive across and choke the guy who put the fucking siren on. I would never. I know that about you. I would never. That's what makes it hard to be you, my friend. I would.

That's what makes it tough. It's the middle of the night. It's also funny because it's funny because the firemen make $63,000 a year. Yeah. The average home, the average home on the water side of PCH is $27.4 million. That's just the average. There's some that are 50 or 60, and then there's some checks that are like 13 million or something. But I'll go to the average about 25 million without exaggeration.

Yeah. So 25 million. Oh, by the way, Drew, I know all the guys who live on the water side are really worried about the globe and all the global warming and seas. The seas rising. Yes, yes. but they still pay an extra 20 million to live closer to the rising sea. Right. You would think.

You can live on the other side. The price goes. Markets are perfectly efficient, right? If there were something happening, the place would drop. But it keeps going up. The price goes from $25 million on the ocean side. Yeah. 60 feet behind that if you want to cross the street.

3.8. Yeah. Average. Maybe a little lower. Yeah. also with shitty apartments in some spots. You've shown me the picture. I showed you the pictures.

Right. So there's a shitbox apartment on one side of PCH and there's a $60 million home on the other. But when those seas rise, Drew, they're going to be begging to get into those apartments. Does anyone ever contemplate the fact that all the people that are talking about seas rising and polar caps melting are the ones who,

purchase the $60 million homes that are right against the side of the ocean. Right. And many of those houses are from the 50s. Now, they tear them down and they rebuild them. Yeah. Oh, they don't rebuild them. They tear them down and they build a new home there. But, but.

To the $215 million more. They buy the lot for $14 million, the house for $14 million. the house for $14 million to take a bulldozer to it. Yeah, yeah. And then they put another 20 into the bill. Yeah, yeah. That's how they roll. Yeah, but they're worried about the sea, the rising of the sea.

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Pay Never. All right. Amy, there's another vid that I like from... today, which, God, I just look back at all this stuff in Marvel. It appeared to be a funeral maybe in the UK, and they made everyone spread out six feet for this eulogy. And the guy started with the eulogy, and I guess a couple of guys that saw maybe the grieving widow sitting alone slid their chairs in to comfort this person.

and immediately the security guy seized on him and told him spread it back out. Oh, my God. It's awful. It's not any of their fault, though, Drew. It's all our fault. I agree. I totally agree. Everyone but me.

And by the way, if you didn't know, but everyone but me. That's true. That's true. I'm with you. And by the way, I wasn't saying you were wrong. I wasn't just saying it with the clarity that you were. No, you got on board. I was.

It took me a minute. I was. Yeah, it did take me a minute. And just if you do not know that six feet was literally invented out of thin air, then you're not informed. You don't understand what's going on in the world. It was invented. Oh, this is sad. Yeah.

Oh, my God. You got to turn it up a little. There is sound. No, there is sound with it. Well, you get the deal here. Yeah. Strong man comes in to separate everybody. It's pathetic.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe get out of some popcorn or chicken. and you can lower your mask. It's like, come on. Listen. Look at that room. That is a virus that goes 30 to 60 feet.

And no one is even wearing a mask that we effective, even in preventing that. Yeah. Well, listen. All right, I want to tell me something else. Go ahead. I want to get deeper into Trump. Hold on. I did want to say one thing.

Yeah. And this is all anyone needs to know. All right. Everyone listen to me. Everyone listen to me. I've said it before, but I said it and made people think. Is there a person that told us this disease was deadly that died? Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon, no.

Rachel Maddow, the elderly president of the United States, the vice president, anybody on CNN, anybody, anyone on MSNBC. Anyone who works for the Los Angeles Times or New York Times? Anybody. Is there Governor Cuomo or Mayor Cuomo or Mayor Garcetti or Gavin Newsom? Is there, or Barbara Ferrer, or anybody? Any of the school teachers or their unions? Is there anybody who told us this thing was deadly who's dead? And if the answer is no, then it doesn't really exist, at least not nearly to the levels that you said it exists.

it because if nobody who reported this thing, this is hundreds and thousands of faces, is Barbara Ferrer dead? Is Rochelle Wulinski dead? Or is anybody dead? What about Fauci? He's old. Jill Biden. Anybody.

Is anybody dead? If the answer is no, then it's not a thing. Everybody. That's how you get to be an expert. You don't have to look at actuarial tables or charts or statistics or data. Just ask this question. Everybody you saw on TV telling you how dangerous this was, are any of them dead? Remember the bitch from CNN that was going over all the elderly people who died in a Florida home?

You know, he loved making balloon art and chicken proper kosh. Okay. Is she dead? Who's dead? Nobody? Well, then it doesn't really exist. How about the douche from SoFi Stadium, Russ? How about him?

How about anyone who was the SoFi Stadium? How about Magic Johnson? How about it? Anybody? Nobody? Oh. Well, maybe it's not a thing. Hmm.

Is that a possibility? Yeah. Nobody? CNN should have just taken out Anderson Cooper. CNN should just killed Anderson Cooper and said he was claimed by COVID. And then I would have been, I tend to listen just a little bit. I see. Just to get people's attention.

Yeah. Just so you thought, just so we thought you guys weren't lying for three years. There's nobody, but nobody got it. Nobody got it. Okay. Okay. All right. So I want your thoughts on Trump derangement because it's becoming increasingly apparent to me that

the people that have the most severe Trump derangement, there's two qualities. One is projection. In other words, anything I have done or will do or have as an impulse in my heart, I see in him and it makes me want to destroy it because I don't like it in me. Or and or somebody who has severe narcissism, like severe. The more narcissistic, the more grandiose, the more threatening Trump becomes to them or something. Do you see it that way too? Because it's odd to us because he's, we're sort of neutral. Like, yeah, I like his policy or don't like his policy.

And yeah, he's a blowheart, but so what? You know, but these people are just having, they're just overtaken by hatred and fear and all kinds of crazy feelings about this man that I, you know, I don't get it. I mean, I think it's maybe a two or three part system. Narcissism helps. Narcissism is sort of the base. soil soil the soil i was going to say like the broth you know what i mean like in a soup you know what i mean it's like you there's a broth well there's 10 different kinds of stews and soups or a hundred different kinds of stews and soups but there's a base to it you know sort of base broth you know what

it's not a cream broth it's a base bar it's a broth base yeah it's i'm just saying it's an essential beginning component of trump derangement syndrome is narcissism right yeah yeah yeah yeah Then there's probably just in general sort of emotional thinkers, the people that get agitated and go, what's going on? You know, the people. I'm always, I don't know why I'm obsessed with the people where, like, when they're arguing with that Asian doctor guy five years ago to get off the airplane and they're there for half an hour arguing with the guy. And then at some point, they physically remove them. And then you hear some bitch scream, what's happening? You don't know what's happening?

You of all people, of all people trapped on this airplane and listening to TSA guys argue with this guy to leave for 40 minutes. You're the one who yells what's happening out loud. I should be yelling what's happening. I'm not on the plane. You're on the plane. You do not know what is happening. They're hysterics. Yeah.

So narcissists help. very helpful hysteric a little bit of hysteric I agree with that whole heart of I always thought that was the whole thing by the way I've only recently then I did a kind of a

willful lack of curiosity you know what I mean that's an interesting element and I thought about that let's let's be you know let's be honest here okay so you know

everything about the time he was at Arlington and took a piss on the grave of the unknown soldier or said to some unidentified person that these guys are losers because they're dead like that. That's confirmed with you. Or he was in the back of the limo and he lunged for the driver to try to grab the steering wheel to steer it back toward the Capitol, even though that was just told us by a 30-year-old bitch who wasn't in the limo and has no fucking idea what was there except for the guys who were in the limo said it didn't happen, except for you don't want to hear their testimony.

And look, there's a glass divider between the back of the limo and the front of the limo. But this, you know about all this, right? You know all about this. But what do you know about the Abraham Accords? Nothing? Okay. What do you know about him moving the embassy in Israel? No, nothing?

So nothing about tariffs, nothing about any of the financials. So you know. How about the fact that he wanted to make, he passed a bill that says, look, if you're terminal, use whatever drug you want. I don't care if it's experimental or not, you're going to die in six weeks. You get to try shit. All right. So you don't know anything about that, but you do know about him lunging to the driver. I'm trying to grab the wheel, which didn't happen.

But then you weren't aware of the fact that that was given as testimony to, to, to, to, you know, January 6th committee and they threw it out. So that's what you know. Did they throw it out? I thought they were still throwing the, pulling the wagons around her. Yeah, but she knows something. She who is not in the limo, right, knows something that didn't happen. That's also, they threw out, really think about it.

Drivers, they threw out the driver's testimony. Oh, they did? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, but physically how would it work if Trump, lunge forward to grab the steering wheel.

How about the driver just apply the brake? Right. Anyone think of that? Right. No? We'd have to drive him to the Capitol. And then what happened? He grabbed the wheel or he tried to choke the guy or what exactly happened?

Yeah. All right. So you guys have 10 cent heads. You're not thinking these things through. You know what I mean? And it's willful. It's willful. But that's the hysterics, right?

Isn't that just all hysterics? That's part of it is a. an intellectual capacity. Like, and not always, but often, like, do you want to know what happened or do you want to make up in your head what happened? Right. That's right. And if you'd like to make up in your head, what happened? And then that's fine, but that's not what happened.

So now you're living in a sort of a zone, a kind of a gray area where you're not quite involved with reality. You know what I mean? but that's good for you or you like it that way. I mean, Drew, how many conversations with women do you have where they go, and he said, and then she said, and I go, he never said that. And that's not how it happened. Oh, yes, it is. You know, sometimes they look it up and then they just come back and go, all right, he didn't say, you know, what it was.

But I mean, it's like, just you there. They just let it go. Mostly let it go. Sometimes they think they're right and they look it up. But, and then they don't say anything. But the point one is, is you're now living in some version of reality. So you're living, your reality is that Trump tried to dive through the divider window of the limo and steer the thing toward the thing. Okay.

Now you can go, well, that's not that big a deal. Like, so what? Maybe I have thoughts about Rumpel-Stildskine or something. You know what I mean? That aren't true. And what I'm saying to those who do that is, is, look, it's not about that event. You're just willing to believe things that didn't happen and you're willing to do it early and often. Right.

And then at some point, that makes you an inaccurate person. So it's an emotional bias. Yeah. I think that's sort of we're saying. that you bias towards emotion away from intellect. Yeah. I think that's accurate. Right.

Yeah. So that's where, but maybe it's a little bully base of, you know, three or four components, you know. I think it's probably, and it's true and it's probably different things and different people, right?

You know, like, like, Robert De Niro, that's a personality style. And, and you know who reminds me of more than anybody else? Donald Trump. So the more like Donald Trump you are, the more you hate the guy. It seems like.

Yeah. Which is weird. And also the more your impulses are like his, the more you hate the guy. Yeah. Which is weird, isn't it? I don't know. I don't know, maybe I don't know that I react to people that way. I just saying in general, I find myself in general just sort of detuned and everyone else is tuned up all the time and they're like, we got to do this and we're going to do that. And I'm always just going, really? I don't know. Do you really want to do that or do we have to do it or we got to do? You know, there's a lot of hysterics. That's hysterics again. That's hysterics. Yeah. By the way, remember what that French psychoanalyst said that, that was so clear. It said, whenever you hear a narcissist say you are, here I am. Right. Right. Yeah. It's an interesting time. Not a good time.

And someone's going to have to try to unring this bell a little bit because people are getting too far off the reservation. And our thoughts about the news reeling it in a little bit, I don't think they learned a lesson. No. Listen, just look at Don Lemma's behavior on X. He thinks he's in the right. That's, wow, that was shocking to me. Yeah, but look what they just did with bloodbath. They all just...

Well, but now we're mocking it. We're mocking it in real time. No, that's my point. They didn't learn. They get drawn in. They get suckered in. Then they get duped. And then they get goofed on.

But why should we expect it to be different? You know, it's how they've done it. They've been doing a long time. They're self-righteous about it. They're the good guys. It's just going to keep happening. And we just got to keep making fun of them. Well, that's the new world order.

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