The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Classic #313: Idiotsitter’s Jillian Bell and Charlotte Newhouse Pt. 2

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Groundling alums Jillian Bell & Charlotte Newhouse of the Comedy Central show Idiotsitter join Adam and Dr. Drew. As the show opens, Adam compares notes with Jillian and Charlotte about their respective experiences with the classes. The gang then turns to listener phone calls before a fight ensues between Adam and Drew over a story Charlotte tells.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Time for part two of the throwback episode from February 2016 with Jillian Bill and Charlotte Newhouse. Jillian's been a million things since back in these days. She is always the body drunken friend. That's her, that seems to be her role. We turn to the phones. We of course get in a fight over a story that Charlotte tells. Check this out. Yeah, the I talked to a guy while I was telling you last time we spoke that I went to the Peterson Museum. Yeah. Now Gary's got to look this up. And I I talked I went to the Peterson Automotive Museum because a guy Pete Brock who basically he designed the Corvette, he designed some Shelby, worked with Shelby

a million years ago and then he started a race team called B.R.E. and I got a bunch of his race cars. But sort of design genius, he moved into hang gliding. And I would say to him, I said to him once like, competitively. He designed the kites essentially and I said like, how would a race work? Or how much, it'd say, oh, we could cover about 300 miles.

Wow. I'd go, 300 miles? And he'd go, oh yeah, yeah. And I'd go, well, how long would you be up there for? I'd say eight hours or something. Oh my God, that's crazy. What? And I'd go, what kind of altitudes did you get?

Oh, we might get up to maybe 20,000 feet. I swear to God. And I'd go, what, what, what? And I'd go, then the next question is, did anyone wear a parachute? And he'd go, oh no. Yeah, it was like, you're considered a puss. Or he'd probably weigh you down if it's a race.

Get some drag. Those things are fairly compact parachutes but yeah find out Gary you can find out what the record was or what he did or an and speaking of that I I do even think his son died which is not something I bring up very often but but either way for doing so zip lining, that sounds like fun. I've not got a chance to do it, but my kids have. And it is the zip lining over Catalina. So I hear is pretty cool.

Yeah, I'd like to do that. Drew? Not done it. Would you like to take a helicopter to Catalina and go zip lining? That's what your kids did? That's what my kids did. I think he's asking you on a date. I did. I think he's asking you on a date.

I am? I think he just asked you on a date. Think about it. Don't have to blow you again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Gary, you figure that one out.

We'll take another phone call here. What do you like, Drew? Is there something up there you like? Let's go to line, yeah, five's been a hole for a while. Okay. Line five, Josh, 33, Chicago. Let's go to line... Five's been a hole for a while. Okay Line five Josh 33 Chicago Yes, hi Adam long time fan. I've actually been listening since episode one

So on my street right now the street is completely closed down No cars anywhere and we have construction 24 hours a day, completely residential street, and they are having their backup be blasting on multiple construction vehicles at 3 in the morning, 4 in the morning, 5 in the morning. There's no one to run into them. It's completely bonkers and I've heard you talk about this many times and I'd love to hear you go off for me right now. It's one of the facets of life that drive me insane, which is when we fuck with ourselves.

Like, I get the facet of life where, well, we got to repair the bridge, it's going to cost several million dollars, but we can't agree, we want the bridge, and we do want to travel along the bridge. And then there's the sort of facet of life where you see the elderly lady getting out of her wheelchair and being forced to go through the security metal detector

and you're like, now we're just fucking with ourselves because everyone knows that's an 81 year old Sandy Duncan look alike and not the new face of Al Qaeda, but we're fucking with ourselves. And these backup beepers, I ask everyone this, how many backup beepers have you heard in your life that meep, meep, meep, meep, what your ubiquitous, how many times have you been awoken by one,

or you're trying to take a nap or something, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep? All right. As opposed to how many times you missed running into somebody because you heard that. No, how many times have you moved? How many times have you moved? Answer for me is zero.

I've never moved out of the way of a municipal vehicle versus the 280 million backup beeps. And why do we need to hear these things from 17 nautical miles away? Why can it simply be contained to the 8-foot area where the retarded toddler would in fact be like the part the 9-year-old with Down syndrome would be playing with his blocks behind the dump truck would probably be seven to nine feet behind the dump truck. Why am I upstairs in my apartment and I can hear it down on the street? Most of the backup beeps I've heard in my life have been from in my bedroom, in my bed. We're fucking idiots. Maybe it's so that you can shout out of your apartment building, watch out, Down syndrome

kid. Hey kid, just leave your blocks. Just get out of the way. I once had a thing in, I once had a thing in, we were doing the Man Show once and we were in those Hollywood Center studio offices. Remember the ones that are right by the front gate? Just pick up front.

And some guy had like an 18-wheeler, some kind of truck or something, and he literally put the car in reverse and sometimes they're just sitting there. The real maraschino cherry on the shit Sunday is when they pop it in reverse and the beep, beep, beep starts but they're not doing, they're just sitting there. This guy was parked with his truck for 20 minutes

of like meep, meep, meep, but it's like you're not even doing it. I might want to, I might want to go back. I may go backwards at some day. someday who knows I had to fucking go outside my office and go hey could you just pop the thing back into neutral and then when you go in reverse that must have been a pleasant conversation does you got the Prius does a reverse beep in the car in case you don't know you're in reverse it goes beep every car car does, my car.

That speaks volumes of what the beep's all about. That's fucking insane. My car doesn't do that until I'm about to hit something and then it's like, it's quiet. Mine does that too. Mine is, if you're going more than two miles an hour, it does not work. It's like, brrrr, pow.

Yeah. By the way, 16 hours is the world record for just being in the air on one of these kites. And yes. Are you wearing a diaper? And, ooh. I think I'm just peeing down on everybody. Oh, you're just peeing, right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Number two, I was about to get into. No, I. You just don't eat for a while. No, no, I don't want to actually rain down on people. I think you're looking for your enemy's car hood at that point. I always thought that'd be the weird thing about having a Pegasus.

Like everyone talks about Pegasus, like I'll just fly to Mount Olympus, like fly to Mount Olympus. I'm shitting on my neighbor's car. With the horseshit, right? Not you, the horse. Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Pegasus. Well, because if you think- Some road apples, what would be it, sky apples?

A pigeon is, you know, nine ounces and can ruin the windshield of a car. The Pegasus. Well, because if you think- Some road apples. What would be it? Sky apples? A pigeon is nine ounces and can ruin the windshield of a car. A horse is like 1,300 pounds. And then I always thought it would be a funny conversation where your neighbor came over to your house like you caved in my wife's car hood. The windshield's been taken out. And actually, some of your Pegasus shit went through my roof, through my sons on the second floor,

and I just go, not my Pegasus. And they go, oh no, poor shit from the sky. No, look, she's been in the barn the entire time. I don't even know what you're talking about. You confidently can't be mine. You cannot be mine. You can guilt them too. It's like, it's just a horse.

What's it supposed to do? No, I wouldn't cop, no, no, that makes you... See? That's bad improv. No, it was my attempt at pre-improv, but that was a bad premise. No, I'm telling them it's not me. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not going to deny that there's horse shit that has destroyed your car. I'm just saying not my Pegasus. That's all. Pegasus. Do you try to blame it on somebody else's Pegasus, that's all. And I don't know. Do you try to blame it on somebody else's Pegasus?

I don't know that there are that many Pegasus around. Pegasi? Pegasus? Pegasees. This could be a situation where somebody. It's an Italian major. I don't know what it is. Pegasi, Pegasus.

It's a perfect, perfect major for comedy. Somebody may have launched horse shit into the air Some through one of those t-shirt cannons or a water balloon Yeah, well I'm saying you're assuming that this dropped from the horse's ass onto your card But what I'm saying is you could easily shoot Horseshit into the air that would then come down. We'd approve that Pegasus sees exists into the air that would then come down. It's a good way to prove that Pegasus sees exists. There you go, because if they didn't...

But I'm saying, I know it sounds suspicious because we don't like each other and your car's destroyed with horse shit, but my Pegasus, Raffles, has been in the barn the entire time. Raffles is a good name. Just don't let the death frack guy find out about that. If I get a Pegasus, I'm calling it raffles. Me too. I mean I already have one Yes, hey, can I? Change direction a little really quick because I'm afraid well, I'll forget to bring this up, you know Adam and I went on a 20 minute conversation a couple weeks ago. No last week about Danny Kaye

Yeah, I was tweeted the clip. Oh my god I've never seen so much tweet action on that and everyone insisted it was the the Pirates of Penzance that we were dead What the hell do you know about the parts? I first I said it's not the Pirates of Penzance Well, it has a song that sounds familiar in Pirates of Penzance. Yes, so it turned out to be the Pirates of Penzance No, I know No, I know that but Adam wouldn't know that Adam wouldn't know the Pirates of Penzance. First off, Drew, have I not dazzled you with my reign? Yes, yes.

In our 20 years of sitting next to each other? Absolutely, but you said Danny Kaye, he was wearing the outfit of the Inspector General. It was called the Inspector General. I back you on the Danny Kaye thing. Yes, that's what I was talking about. I was saying Solicitor General, which was screwing up the Pirates of Penzance. I'm the very model of a modern major general. It's that song. That is the Pirates of the Pyramids.

It is that, but it's a Danny K version from another musical which Gary shall produce. It's so weird that people like went berserk on this on social media. Do you see that, Chris? Well, what you can't, first off, they didn't go berserk. No, but I mean, four tweets. Number one. Number two. The fact that we noticed that we were talking about it, I found bizarre. Here is the one I was looking for. Okay. Which is Danny K, who you guys, you kids should go look up because you want to talk about a talent in a triple threat. There's no dedicated? Yes. Okay. Charlotte, not too much. Not always. Should I be elegant? Should I be elegant?

Should I be smart? A roaring Russian hosal, or very British empire, or like the KGB and these who already eat the cheese while he says no thank you please Be smart I must examine every side of me The long, the narrow, the wide of me The doctor jackal under the hide of me If I value my anatomy The skinny and the fat of me how shall I start to play the part? We should play this rest of show yeah, well you brought it up. Yes. Yeah, there's a part There's a part at the

Before that I think where he talks about being the inspector, whatever. This was the clip that we settled on at the end. I played this from the beginning. I don't know what you got tweeted, but I'll try to look for it. No, no, no, no. Imagine if a male movie star now has just an apricot perm. He has an apricot perm? Like if a movie star now just was walking around with an apricot perm, he's the highest paid male movie star and he's just got apricot curly hair.

It just wouldn't work now. That hair wouldn't work now. The comedy is he had to hide the fact that he was gay. His whole career. The apricot perm was not helping. I don't know if that was the comedy. First off, we didn't use the, you know what's weird? Everyone back in the day was a song and dance man. Yeah.

So it's like George Burns would start with a song and a dance, even though he couldn't sing or dance. Right. It was like, and Bob Hope and like all these guys would get out there. Like George Burns, when he was 95 would go, he'd take his cigar and he'd do a weird little old man Shovel and it was like they're from an era where you don't just go out and do comedy You you do some dancing you do some singing even if you can't dance or sing and then you tell some jokes We know it's even stranger as women and their relation to that my daughter did a thesis on Joan Rivers and she was the first Attractive young female to stand up at a mic and not be a singer. That's the only thing they were allowed to do before that. And so she stood up at a mic and did comedy

and that was considered outrageous and the only way she could do it was make fun of herself. It's interesting. Her whole career has been about cutting herself down, cutting herself down. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. It's always so I don't know, sort of sad when people don't feel like they can ever stop and take a breath. Like, like, I feel like she felt like she would become irrelevant the second she took a month off. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, that that document that documentary on her. Do you see that? Yeah. Where was just like her calendar and every single day had something in it. How about that cabinet of jokes?

Yeah. Oh, that she just pulls the files? The files of jokes. That was crazy. Wow. Yeah, Pete Brock, by the way, son died in a glider that he designed. And the design collapsed mid-flight. Fantastic. Yeah. like Gladiator, Mission Impossible, Beverly Hills Cuff, Good Burger, and Transformers Dark of the Moon. Bring the action with you and stream for free from all your favorite devices.

Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. Was he competing or was he just out for a... He was just making a run, like going to the store. Go out for a glide. Yeah making a run like going to the store go out for a glide Yeah, I guess he was competing. I had a drop a little something off on the hood of his neighbor's car. I got upset. Hey Gary what is? What is the distance these guys could cover? The thing that's insane. Well, I think in 16 hours you might just be going in a circle

But what I'm saying is that where that where the updrafts are Yeah, but I'm saying you could theoretically take a kite to San Francisco from here, and it'd probably be more comfortable than Southwest. Bad article that we found that in didn't say, but we'll keep looking. Where do they go toilet? Charlotte's obsessed with that. Doesn't mention that either. If you want to hear Charlotte tell a story about farting, go listen to my podcast. Well I'm ready to hear it. a story about farting go listen to my podcast well, I'm ready to hear it. Oh

What's the fart I wonder if dr. Drew's Just avoiding having you tell it Dr. Jews I've told us twice but uh Dr. Shoes, I've told this twice, but when I was in – because on Love Line, the subject was fecal fun. I didn't have a poop story. I just had a fart story. Still up to old Andyx on Love Line.

When I was in college, I was dating a guy not for very long. If this had happened now, like I say, I would think it was hilarious, but I was in college. I was like 19. We fell asleep head to foot because we were just like that. And my head. So his head is like right in my butt kind of. And in the middle of the night, I just like a loud,

loud explosive fart in his face. Like a real pramph, loud, like shook the bed. Like There's no way I could have slept through it. I have thoughts about this Okay, so this is a higher like you think that you want it. No. No, I have this theory which is When you are single for a period of time and you're used to sleeping alone Yeah for a period of time you pick up certain habits for a period of time, you pick up certain habits, like just farting at will because you're alone in your bed. Charlotte apparently developed a certain, like, timber. Like, really, like, really got it going.

I was saying, and then the first couple of times somebody spends the night in your bed because you're asleep, you're not coached up. You know what I mean? You're not lucid enough to go, oh, there're not coached up. You're not, you know what I mean? You're not lucid enough to go, oh, there's another human being here. There's a head in my ass. You let a fart fly, and then you realize, as you're woken by your own fart, that there is in fact another human being.

Yeah, and it's very, and it's scary. Yeah. And he jumped up. And he jumped up, yeah. Well, he sort of sat right up, because I'd heard it in his face. And he was like looking at me and his like heads were in my feet and he's like, haha, haha, haha, like trying to like, like, haha, let's laugh about it, haha, and I'm so freaked out and he's just trying to

connect like, haha, haha, looking at me and I'm so freaked out and I'm 19 so I just like pretend that I slept through this loud, loud, take the bed fart. And my whole body is rigid. And so he just fell back asleep and I just didn't talk. Well, that's the whole, that's the conundrum, Drew. When you let the fart go in the middle of the night with this new person and you're aware of it and then moments later you're aware that there's

another human being in bed with you do you then yeah do you make some comment that sort of tries to soften the landing a little bit or do you just pretend to sleep through it or do you go they want to do it post-traumatic stress freeze response if you're not like a young girl in college and freaked out, I think now if it haven't, I've been like, ha ha ha ha, gotcha. In your face! Gotcha!

Is this the guy? Yes. Oh my gosh, you found him? Wait, wait, but don't say that loud. Don't say it out loud. All right, but you're showing a picture. Chris Maxapad has sent me this, because I'd asked to get him on the podcast six months ago the man

Yeah, whose face you farted a bunch. Yeah, but don't I won't say his name, but I feel like that fart But there's a reason I wanted him on the show. This is Yes, hold on can talk about that hold on can you talk about the moon It's Brad Pitt. Hold on a second. I'm 50. My mind is racing here. First off, the distance record is 475 miles.

That's from here to San Francisco. That's pretty insane. Number two. This man, I feel like that fart still lives in his beard. That is a very healthy beard. I don't know the man's name, I don't know anything about it, and I'm not sure why Chris knows. I don't know how or why he looked it up.

I don't know how he figured it out. Because I said what he did now. And I don't know why Chris was so interested to have done so, but good job. But in any event. He's an actor. He is... He did a documentary where he was a... No? I can't say it? Well, how specific do you want to get here? Drew does a lot of... You don't want me to say it, but then... You said it. Because I think it's a brilliant idea.

Well, Drew... I think he doesn't want to say it at all. Drew, do you understand who you are? You're like... No, I have no idea who I am. Okay, so we don't want to say it at all. Drew, do you understand who you are? No, I have no idea who I am. Okay, so we don't want to say it's Sacha Baron Cohen, but we will say the star of Borat. But we're not going to out him. Yeah, if we at all get into the specificities of this, it's like one person that can be... I can't... She doesn't want to say it. So, that's fine, but how do you...

Well, if it's fine, why are you still pushing? I thought we decided I was going to say something about why I asked for this guy to be on a podcast. No, you said tell the story about farting in bed. You're not listening. Well hold on. What? Number eight. Now everyone thinks it's a megastar.

Good, let's leave it that way. It's good for Charlotte, I will say this I don't recognize the person that appeared on Drew's phone Like the hack into the cloud We can edit this out. We can edit this out. I wish you had farted in Bradley Cooper's face. Oh, God. Then I would definitely make him part of the story. Yeah, you'd tell everyone. Excited with dating Bradley Cooper.

And his name's Bradley Cooper again. Sorry. Now, where were we? All right, so anyway, Drew. You're interested in this individual beyond being the recipient of a fart. Right. He has more on his IMDb page. I always learn to offer. Charlotte farting on him.

He has this fart beard right up there up front. Right, obviously, that's the first five things you think about when you think about this individual, but beyond that. Beyond the beard of fart. He's gone on to do other work, yes. Documentaries that one which has interested me greatly greatly and so I asked him a long time ago, I asked Chris to get him on the podcast.

Do you want me to ask because we're Facebook friends? Yeah, you're Facebook on the show. You're AskFace friends, that's what you are. There's no way if he's on the podcast that you don't ask him about the fart story. You should just say my name and see if he remembers and get his version. How do you avoid the fart or beard? Beard or fart? I, it's unavoidable.

It's not avoidable. It's unavoidable. All right, so we'll look. All right, now, Drew has many people on his podcast, so we'll never know. Yes, you'll never know. We'll never tie it together. This actually is.

It's Brian McKnight. What's been killing me is that I? Wonder why she was so weird Charlotte's last name is new house I'm wondering if she's related at all to a Dallas great running back a Robert new house But I don't think so don't think so now Gary pull up a picture from his playing days He's not Jewish uh He was short and stature especially for a guy playing the NFL. Didn't he have a famous breakout, like kick return or something?

Was that him that really put him on the map? He was more of a just sort of get it done kind of guy. But it's the only new house that I've known about. So we'll pop that up. So Drew, you got a call you want to take? Did we do four? Four okay line four. Jose 36 Arizona. Hi Adam and Dr. Drew. What's going on? Thank you for taking my call. I just wanted to ask Dr. Drew if during his work... Looks just like Charlotte. Well I'm saying there's a lot of- Yes, you do.

Robert Nunez? Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Where were we? I was wanting to ask Dr. Drew if during his professional work, working with patients, does he run into very many people who talk about feelings of suicide but they don't actually seem like they would ever do it, but it's something that's consistently on their minds.

Yes, it's called suicidal ideation. It's a symptom. It's something that suggests that you have, obviously, a chronic mood disturbance of some type, either dysthymia or major depression or recurrent major depression. And it's just I would look upon it as a symptom. Or you could have a blowhard syndrome as well. No, no. How many celebrities in the last 10 years have opened up and talked about their thoughts of suicide after X, Y, or Z, but not real suicide? Well, but he's having chronic ideation about this. And that's a problem, right?

And we've got to figure out why you're having that. It's a problem, right? And we gotta figure out why you're having that. It's a symptom. And the problem is you can go on to more planning around it and actually do something. That's the Reddit part of it. It's a medical emergency when you're thinking suicidally. And you know, interesting about suicidal thought, there's a genetic component to that too. Not everyone has suicidal thoughts when they get depressed.

I wish more people had suicidal thoughts. I know. I know that I've asked my wife the same thing over the years and she finds it completely odd because she says she's never had the thoughts at all. I know what Adam's talking about, blowhardy, people that are completely full of themselves. It's become in vogue for celebrities to talk about

bottoming out and thinking about suicide and then the headline is so-and-so was suicidal but that's not really what Drew would look at or recognized clinically as suicidal. I went to a doctor about 12 years ago Dr. Drew and he put me on the it was Plaxel then and then he put me on Lexapro about a year ago. Yeah. And the Lexapro and I don't know if you've ever heard of this but about after about two weeks It made it where like every minute of my life. I just felt like Scared pure anxiety. Oh, yeah. Sure. Listen get some therapy go go get second therapy

I'll break a sweat too. Yeah What's going on, Drew, I've been harping on it for a million years. You cannot take men, especially, but humans as well, and just tell them go sit in that air conditioned area behind that computer for nine hours a day. We were meant to fucking till soil and chop, swing an ax, and all the people I know I've

Getting a little shit for this on occasion But all the guys I work with who I've ever worked with who work Who are on their feet who do things with their hands who build engines for cars or put on roofs or whatever They don't walk around like, you know, dick van dyke clicking their heels together, but they're almost never depressed I never ever, you know when you talk to them, it's never like, ah, man, I'm bummed out. It's just like, we're building an engine, and tomorrow we'll be a little further along

in this building of the engine, and then soon we'll be done. Then we're putting it back in the car. We look forward to that. And the guys that are just sorta out doing stuff, I will bet you There's a lower depression amongst FedEx drivers

Those guys run from the truck, you know, they're throwing their pointed rounds like constantly They're always running from one thing to the next and by the way never see those dudes in a bad mood Yeah, they always come running up here you go And it's not they're like they don't have time to be in a bad mood and they're running back to the truck again. They're always in good shape, they're moving. But it might be something, and this might be horribly offensive, I'm sorry I'm saying it, but do you think there's something about somebody who does something very simple with their lives? Do you know what I mean? No, listen, people do need simple lives. Let us finish. Go ahead.

Well, what I'm saying, what we do is so personal and it's creative and we're using our brains all the time. And so, I don't know, something about... Yes, you're better, Jillian. No, I know. We're not better. I actually admire that lifestyle where you're just like... Oh, now it's even worse. Yeah, I know. I wish I could be poor and stupid. No, but do you know what I'm saying? Where it's just like... God, you don't even know anything about the Middle East.

This is so terrible. middle east I think about greenhouse Larry have you heard of the other side? It's not a deal. I go to Amish, Pennsylvania. I just pat them on the head. Yeah place called No, but I'm obviously constantly unhappy No, but I'm obviously constantly unhappy. Yes, no. Oh, good. No, your brain is an instrument that you will use against yourself. The higher and more honed it is, the smarter you are, the more that brain will turn against

itself. That's good to know. That's always nice, isn't it? Yeah, it's terrifying. Enjoy not enjoying anything. All right, Daniel, we gotta go. But Daniel wanna know if there's aliens. I don't believe in aliens, Drew.

I mean, there may be microbes and things out there. Who knows, I mean. Yes, then? Something. Gillian, Charlotte. Who knows? What about reptilians? Oh, Charlotte.

All the world leaders are reptiles from another planet wearing skin suits. All right. They meet in the middle of the earth. Somebody's seen Land of the Lost too many times. Mission Impossible, Beverly Hills Cop, Good Burger, and Transformers Dark of the Moon. Optimus! Bring the action with you and stream for free from all your favorite devices.

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