The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Classic #456: Doucheshoes

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

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Got to get it on. No choice but to get on mandate. Get it on. Wow, what feeling? Welcome to the show. We've got to heat up Drew's mind. How about that? There we go.

Nick's learning the board. That's all right. I was teaching him. That was just feeling, man. Get it on. Get it on, man. What's with the beard, grandma? Oh.

It's too lazy. Really? No, you got nice, you've shaved it around your neck, clearly. Oh, yeah, but it's easier to, it's easier. I don't know. I just grow a beard every once every two years now, I realize. It's fun. Wish I could do that.

Good. It's good times. Oh, you can't grow a beard, too. I can grow too much of a beard. I don't get the big long ones of. This is uncomfortable enough. You know what else? Those are Warby Parker glasses, too.

I recognize them. Thank you. Yeah, they're good. I did. Yeah. I've just ordered mine. All right. So, Drew, let's see.

Election stuff. Crazy times. Yeah. Well, first, before we get on to the current day, how to go with Spaz? Dr. Spaz? Yeah. Dr. Spaz was remarkably good. Good.

For him. Been working on him. He and I do that podcast together now. He's getting a sense of what podcasts are all about. Yes. He didn't seem, he wasn't his usual crap on every point self. And he did a decent job. It's as I suspected.

It was his anxiety doing all that. I know. No, I get it. I mean, I know you tap in a special. especially to that anxiety and sort of how it's this sort of like evil drug. Well, it makes you sort of jump. It makes you that way. And so you're on alert.

You're jumping in. You're not using good judgment. You're not thinking carefully. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's him. But he does seem, and maybe it's under your knowing tutelage. That he's gotten smoothed out quite a bit. It's short order, too.

He's a quick study. If somebody's not just, you know, pay little attention to him, taking him under their wing, being kind to him. Well, it wasn't fantastic. He's still Dr. Spass. I know. Well, he's got to be, right? But, I mean, he's, you know, slid in and did a, you were not missed. Let's put it down.

Good to know. You were not missed at all. Now I feel extra good. Now, where were you in New York? New York, yeah. What was going on for that week? Wendy Williams, Dr. Oz, all that kind of stuff. See my daughter, which who's now like Brooklyn.

She, like, lives in Brooklyn. Oh, yeah. Think about that. It's so funny. It's weird. Actually, it's kind of an obligation. I was trying to think about that. I've always said, like, I could never go rockabilly because it's too big a calorie burning.

Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, people say to me, why do you wear baseball hat all the time? And I go, because I don't want to put hair goo in my hair. No, really what you're saying is for you to have a style too much. many calories. Well, look, there's probably one good physical trait I possess as a 52-year-old man, which is a big, fat, healthy head of hair. But I wear ball caps like I'm a bald guy all the time.

And the reason I do it is because I would have to put product in my hair. My hair is just sort of dry and puby. And if I put product in it, it'll look nice. But it's that sort of puby. Very puby. I don't want to put product in it because, I can feel it walking around. And number two, I'm going to have to take a shower that night and rinse it out. Yes. So I would much rather wear a ball cap and shower once or twice a week, which is essentially a rinsing process. That's the other thing you possess, your other bodily attribute that you possess.

I was thinking about it strange this morning is I showered. You don't need to shower and you don't get no funk. I don't get greasy hair and I don't get funk. Yeah. If I don't shower. Which is not the customary attribute. Understood. Of a human being, yeah.

I am blessed that way. So, now, what am I looking for out of life? Well, I'm looking at... Is Brooklyn triggered this, yes? Yes. And the reason I'm saying it is, is when you say to somebody, hey, that guy's confined to a wheelchair, and then you start thinking to yourself,

boy, leaving the house. Got to get in a special lift to go downstairs. Then there's a special van. He's got to get the thing to help him get out of the van. The van's controlled hand to break. You operate with your hand. And you think to yourself, Jesus, I just bolt right on my house and jump my car and I'm gone. You know, that guy's going to take a little extra time, you know.

And there's a party that goes, that's a shame because it's not really useful time. Yeah. Because he's trying to get into a van. You know what I mean? It's like, well, he's taking extra time, but he's composing music. No, he's not. He's trying to get in a van. And you get to walk right to your car.

Well, I have the same theory with like tattoos and rockabilly and stuff like that, which is, all the time you're getting into your tight jeans or putting your lacing up your boots. I feel that way for the short guys who have to wear the lineman boots all the time. The stupid boots. It's a stupid poe. You know, people think cowboy boots are the dumbest poser guy boot. No, the lineman boots are the stupid pose. The guy's the lineman who climb telephone poles.

Oh, my God. The kind with the big heel on them and the steel toe. And they lace all the way up. Hips, they're short guys wear them. Poser douchebags. They're like douchebag. They're the shoes to propel douche bags. Doche and a shoe?

Yeah, they should be propelling douchebags for over 30 years. Duce shoes. They're douche shoes. Cowboy boots can be doucheos, but they're also like guys who are cowboys wear them. Linemen don't wear these things unless they're working. This is a douchey hipster. What was the douche thing we invented last time? Doucherette.

Doucherette. Somebody gave me that. Somebody made up a mock box of that. A douche rat. And here's what I'm saying. Well, you can give that guy some douche right. I don't wear douchy lineman boots so I can be an extra inch taller because you have to lace them all the way up. And then you have to unlace them.

I wear tennis shoes that I tie and then slip on and slip off. You never untie them, though. Yeah, you never just slip them. Yeah, I get it. Right. So everything in my life is an attempt to get out of the house faster. Mm-hmm. And if you embrace Rockabilly, you're putting yourself in half a wheelchair.

Yeah. Because you got to gel up and you got to lace up the boots and you got to get the jeans and you got to get the belt and the big buckle and all the... How about the guys who put all the rings on? Oh. How about just the guys who put all the rings on? Do you imagine that? How about the guys who put all the chains on?

Maybe they don't take them on and off. I don't know. But the point is, just pull up some sweatpants and get the hell out of the house. That's for me. Get to work. Right. Now, in a weird way, there's an element of a city can do that to you a little bit. Oh.

If you live, depending on where you're coming from. That's interesting. I'm in Lock and Yada. I got nothing. I just leave. I put on a pair of shorts and I walk out of the house. But if you're young and you're hip and you're living in Brooklyn or you're living in Soho or where hell's kitchen or wherever it is, maybe there is an element of I got to do this. I'm a citizen of the city.

You're right? I need to sort of, I need to fit in around here. And yet the other aspect. I think you're right on that. But the other aspect is that you live generally in shitty quarters, and so the movement is always out anyway. Right. So you're out in it all the time. Right.

But there is, and nobody, look, this is why, again, the picking a theme in life, whether you're, you know, there's a redneck version of this, there's a biker version, there's a hip-hop version, just so many calories burnt on so much stuff. that does so much needless stuff. Nothing. Nothing for anybody. It just does nothing. It's like I look at everything like I look at a tattoo. I just go, how much they pay you for that? And pay me.

I paid them. Oh, so they came to your house and did, no, I went to their shop and I laid down for an hour. And that's the time you didn't hurt anything? Then I paid them. And it's like, what for? Yeah, what are we getting here? No, why? Why?

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So, Drew and New York City. So in New York City and... Oh, Wendy Williams. Yeah. God, she went on a tirade against me once. Against you. Yeah. It's not like her.

What one? It was just completely out of, it was a bizarre sort of out of left field. Somebody misinterpreting you again? Shocking. I think she may have apologized for it. I think I called her a cunt. And then she may have apologized for her. I went on her show when I was in New York a few years ago.

And I just did her show. Like I just showed up in my sort of jeans, five, four clubs. be, you know, in a long sleep, you know, sort of dress shirt, you know, I wasn't wearing a suit, but it's like a daytime show, you know. And did her, did my thing, you know, and nothing, no harm, no file, no big deal, you know, audience. I sometimes try to engage the audience when I do shows like that. I intentionally, whether it's her show or Jimmy Kimmel's show, I don't turn and talk at the host.

I open it up to the audience because that's who's. they're the audience. And somehow just tore me a new asshole. For doing that? I said I showed up, you know, dressed like a bum and did a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Based on, I don't know. You just reminded her of something. I mean, you should have a reaction.

I don't know what it was based on. I have no idea what it was based on. And I was like, not dressed like a bomb. I've dressed the same way I always dress, shirt was dressed. No, I was wearing nice jeans and a nice shirt, and that was it. And it was like this thing. And then later on, she apologized, which is a weird... There it is.

You look a weird thing. I did, well, Christmas was looking for a picture, but I did a show just wearing a dress shirt and jeans. And there it was. All right. Anyway. She would do a show a long time. We got called. Well, she'll be doing that show as long as there's unemployable people home who have TV sets.

That's for damn sure. I mean, come on. Who's watching? It's like good news and bad news. Yeah, it does well with people have no money. So you can't buy anything. I'd rather have my audience. They got disposable income, baby.

They love you, baby. They love me, and they got some disposable income. All right, we got a question. So, New York, Wendy, what else? Yeah, I see it my daughter and had tongue out with her boyfriend. Really nice guy. I met his family. What's he doing?

He is sort of like a fitness guy, and he's sort of setting up his own gym and things. How's that working with her? She's a, you know, in a graduate program. He's a good guy. Is he putting the screws to her in the fitness department? A little bit, I think. Is that good? Well, you like it.

Is she like it? Yeah, she likes it. Okay. No, there's no issues there. And there's very interesting parents. I mean, it's really good, good experience. The whole week was just, I had a really nice time in New York. I really did.

That's a weird thing as I was thinking about daughters. My daughter was in the bathroom for about two hours yesterday. And then when I sent her to bed, or not sent her to bed, but when she went to bed, I was going to give her a kiss. She said, not on the cheek or mouth or anything. I'm moisture. I'm moisturizing. I'm moisturizing. I got myself all moisturized.

And I said, would you please listen to me? Would anybody please listen to me? to me. You don't need to be moisturized. It doesn't work. Especially 12. As a matter fact, it's... My 12 years kids is moist as can be. Ten. Better.

You don't need to moisturize. You don't... Your body doesn't need it. And as a matter of fact, it'll start compensating and pushing out other things. I remember, I was yelling at Olga. I was yelling this at Olga. The only one that'll listen.

Well, she's paid to listen. I mean, she feigns. No matter what, the only one. She's on the clock, so she has to feign interest. She's thinking in a different language while you're talking. Listen to me, Nick, when I was in goddamn high school, if you had zits, you know what they'd say? You eating too much fried food.

Too much chocolate and fried food. You produce too much oil, right? Right. That's why your skin's breaking out. You got oily skin. You're eating oil with those French fries. Those French fries are covered with oil. What are you doing?

Here's a bar in NutraGina. You really need to scrub every night, twice a day. Scrub hard. Get that ladder going. This is soap. It's clear. You can see light through it. It's a amber-looking soap.

Take this. Hold on. Don't eat chocolate. Chocolate will make you break out. Okay, look, you know why I have good skin? Which, by the way, no one ever does the math. The person who's giving him the lecture is eating a Hershey's bar. while they're telling them.

While they're telling them, like, hey, Yul Givens, I don't see you having a great diet. A pine cone. Yeah, I don't see you eating a fucking pine cone. You eat fries. We go out together and eat, you know, you know I eat fries? You're eating fries. We're at the same burger king. Oh, my God.

So, put down the French fries, put down the Hershey bars. That's why you're breaking out. Here's the nutrigena. It's clear of soap. You got to scrub every night. Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, what do you do? Produce more oil. Yeah.

First of you're eating an onion ring. Hold on. Or we have to fucking Mayo Clinic. So you ate an onion ring that's been dunked in canola oil. Now it's pushing out through your pores. How the canola gets from your stomach to your pore? Your orbital sockets. Exactly.

How does it get there? Exactly. No. Okay. No. Now, was this in 1941 when they thought cigarettes were good for you? No. This is the 1980s, the early 1980s, and this shit is going out.

You don't realize how dumb we are. Oh, yes, I do. Can we knock it off for 10 seconds? I had a whole big conversation about that this morning with somebody. But, you know. Stop it. It's like I walk around my house. I remember when my kids were very little, my, Lynette would slather them up with like this baby lotion.

You know, there's lotion and lotion. They need their skin's dry. They need lotion. No, they don't. They're fine. They're swaddled all day. They're indoors. They're not going anywhere.

They're under a roof in a carpeted room laying on a blanket. They need to moisture ice. We have this weird idea that there is health and that optimal health. Like there's something better than health. No, no. You're young and you're healthy. That is as good as it gets. Period.

May I say this? As long as we're talking and it rarely comes up. But about my genetic hand and just a couple of the positive. Something to be thankful from your parents? Yes. Something to be thankful with your parents. Yes. Let us, oh, everyone, you look in the window here.

There's a moment. This is a moment here. Yes. Pay attention. I do not get the funk when I do not shower. I would argue, by the way, that just like I don't get sick, Max Pata, how long have you known me? It's been about six years.

Why are you listening with such interest? How many sick days? Zero. Okay. I don't get sick. And I also don't get the funk, but I would also argue part of the non-funk, while some genetic, is not in the shower scrubbing with the soaps every day. I let my body sort of find a homeostasis.

It's not pushing back against a scrubbing because when you scrub, your body then replaces whatever you scrub. Let's just stay with the blessing. Use the shampoo and then get the conditioner because you've scrubbed all. all the stuff that your body creates. All right. Well, stick with the blessing. I don't get the funk.

Or as your people say, the mitzvah. I got a full head of hair, and I've been told by many a lover. Ooh. I have very soft skin. Oh, yeah. He did tell you that. I have very, yes. Well, Pete wasn't the only guy.

I said it. There are other guys. I mean, and gas. No. To be fair. No. I have soft skin. I have soft skin that I have never put an ounce of lotion on.

ever, ever. I can vouch for all of this. It has nothing. You must thank God he doesn't stink because he wouldn't care. It has nothing to do with lotion and all you can do off, all you can do is throw off your balance. That's about it. Then what? I know, Drew, it's chicks.

It's dumb, superstitious chicks who get pummeled with Procter & Gamble commercials. There's ones where it's like, and it's the mom holding the infant, la la la. Touch, lula, who, touch, touch. Touch. It's like showing fat people food, you know what I mean? Like, ah, ooh, cool, touch and be touched, touch. And then my wife's screaming at me, you got to moose your eyes. But it's like, no, you don't.

You don't. You're right. But there are certain ethnicities, certain people, certain proclivities of the skin that do need to do something. You're not one of them. Most people are not. If you're a black folk and you get the ashy elbow or something, by all means, hit it with a little gergates. Yeah. Fine.

But overall, we're going way to preserve. On the young, young. Doing stuff to young people does not make a lot of sense. Infants. Except for it indoctrines them into a cult. All right. We're going to take quick break. We'll come back.

We're going to talk to Jen 33. Just had a baby boy. Moisturized, moisture. You have to. They have to dump up. They should be sleeping. and a vat of jurgents. And just found that her husband has been sexting other girls with talk to Jen right after this.

All right. As promised, there's Jen 33. Jen, Kansas. Hi. Hey. Hey. Yeah, man. How long ago did you find out about this?

Well, I found out back in May, and we had kind of a little blow. up about it. He's basically been Snapchating with girls. And I, at that point, my concern is I don't want my I know whatever happens in our relationship I can handle,

but I want to make sure I'm setting a good example for my son. And so I, we went through a lot of stuff and I basically said to him, listen, if you don't remove Snapchat from all devices and

stay off of it. We're done. And he did that. And just over the past few days, it was brought to my attention that he is continuing to use it. And he is a college coach and a winter sport coach. And so he's going to be gone a lot here in the near future. And I'm just, I'm a little overwhelmed with fear that this is still happening and that I need

to make the best decision for the baby. Okay. Because I don't want him to have that sort of influence. Let's do this first off. And I appreciate it. You're a stoic person. But factor yourself into the baby situation. You know, you know, have a baby.

I want to do what's best for the boy. I can handle it myself. Why should you handle it yourself? You're a young woman. You just had a baby. You have needs. You have feelings. There's no reason why you should tolerate this.

and I like the stoicness of it, but I wonder why we're pushing past it so far. Right. What did your dad do? It was my question. Or something. You know what I mean? It's not a critique.

Why would you accept horrible behavior like this? I don't accept it. But I know that we could easily go to, I can make him go to counseling or we could go to counseling together and we could either talk through this. and figure out one way or the other. And if we got divorced, if we decided to stay together, I just feel like I know that I can make it okay. It's okay.

I don't, I don't, I'm not accepting it by any means. Yeah, I get it. I'm extremely upset. Okay. All right. All we're saying is, is I would own this in terms of my, my communication with him would be. you know, it's not acceptable to me.

I mean, but just this is a starting off point. And now, secondly, does the Snapchatting mean that there's something going on or there's just an exchange of pictures and ideas and not fluids? Well, the previous situation, it was with people that he apparently has never met, like multiple states away, just like a random person. The recent situation, I've found out that I think it's people that are closer, people that I even know. Oh, my God. And so...

Well, look, here's, here, you're all kind of going down a path that it's not quite right. And particularly, Jen, with your idea that you can talk this through, that you, I think people are now aware that this thing your husband is manifesting is a progressive process. Anthony Wiener being the poster child. When he started getting caught doing that, my colleagues and I that work in this area went, oh, this is going to progress and there are going to be terrible consequences. So in terms of what your boy is going to be exposed to, think about what weiner's boy was exposed to, and that's really where the risk starts to evolve for your child, that your child's going to get exposed to really what is a sex addiction. And this is, and do not minimize the fact that this can have profound consequences merely because it's in the electronic media.

And again, I point you towards Anthony Weiner. Hey, sorry, Chris. Find Anthony Weiner and Megan Kelly from five, six years ago. Don't play it yet. But I'll show it to draw and explain why I'd like this guy just go to prison and be raped in a shower for the rest of his life. Well, he is possibly treatable. But again, your husband's going to want him treated. I know.

I want him sent to prison. Your husband's going to need more than just talking in a couple setting. This is something else going on. and you got to make sure you talk to somebody who really knows how to handle this kind of a problem. So, Jen, what Drew is saying is, you know, addiction, you know, there was a while when we're arguing over whether cigarettes were addicting. And then we're arguing on whether drugs was a disease or whatever it was. This is a disease. It's a condition.

It's a condition. It's a way of understanding. I don't know what he has. But the point is, is he cannot prevent himself from doing something. thing. That is extremely destructive to his young family. That's profound. That's profound. How old is he? He's 37. He's 37. Yes, get him in a couple setting, but do not stop there. He needs his own separate treatment, and it needs to be with somebody who really knows how to handle this kind of behavior. Okay? It's not. It's somebody who can really set down the law. And sometimes the case

like this, you end up putting them on a freaking polygraph. I mean, because these people are, oh yeah, these guys are shame-based, they lie, they do it all the time, and there's really profound behavior, it's tough to control their behavior. And so, you've got to really have somebody who knows how to do it. Thank you, and good luck and surround yourself

with friends as well. This is from about five, six years ago. Now, wait, let me just say, I don't know you, I don't know that case, but let me qualify it, but certainly get him evaluated in someone who can really help you and understand what's going on there. So here's where I want Weiner to go to jail.

I don't care about the Snapchat part. I'm going to get you. You mentioned the estate tax twice, so I do want to ask you about it. The argument from the other side is that it's a morally corrupt tax. That, you know, if I don't have a $5 million estate, I'd like to someday. But if I work all my life and I pay my taxes on my income and then I die and I want to pass on what would be great if it were a $5 million estate to my kids, why should I pay the government again?

Why should there be a 35 or 45 or 55% tax on that again? You aren't paying anything in that case because you'll be dead. Fuck you, Anthony Wiener. I hope they fucking find a hole and throw you in it and never let you out, you motherfucker. I don't care about the dick pics. I care about this. You're a smug fucking prick and you're looking at hard fucking time. So enjoy.

Enjoy it. You fucking smug pussy piece of shit politician. I don't know. How do you feel about this guy? How do you care? Do you... He is what I hate about all politicians. Yes, you've already paid taxes on this money that you've accumulated through a multitude of ways. For me, it will be working almost every weekend during my adult lifetime. And if you would like that to be pushed onto your offspring, so it should be.

Or if you'd like it to go to a school or whatever, you who earned it think it should go. And who's already paid taxes on it. I've already paid taxes on it. And it's my money, you smug, fucking prick. Oh, God. I hope, I just fucking hope you go to fucking prison and never fucking get out, you piece of slimy shit. And not because of the dickpicks.

I don't judge. Because of this, they should have fucking locked him up when he said this. You'll be dead in his super smug way. It's the government's money. What a dick. And by the way, good, the people have spoken. It's assholes like this that we don't want in charge anymore. Fuck you.

This is our money. I don't care if you're fucking rich or poor. It's your money. It's not up to you, smug Anthony Weiner to explain that you're dead and I'll be taking the money now. Why would it be your money? Why don't we just speed things up and just kill people and take their money? That's where you go. That's where if logically prevails.

Why don't I get a taste of Andrew Carnegie's cash when he goes? So he's just, fuck his relatives. I'm just entitled, as entitled to it. So he's a smug, he's a smug little prick who's basically saying, talking about, you know, inheritance tax, and they're already taxing it, and he wants to go higher with it, obviously. I would make a moral argument for zero since it's already money that's been taxed. That won't happen. That won't happen.

But if they'd like to put some nominal 10% or. something. That's a pain in the ass and still turn out to be quite a bit of money for a lifetime of work. But this guy would like to see it at 80%. Well, to be fair, he'd like to just take the whole fucking thing and waste it on some goddamn program.

But anyway, I'll let you finish what delightful... Oh, well, here's how it goes on. Oh, well, here's how it goes on because Megan Kelly would like an answer. She'd like to know what percentage is enough, which is always the question they'll never answer. The estate is, and that's less for my children. Well, you

But the only question is, look. No, no, you're not answering my question. Why is that fair? Megan, Megan, you're going to have to let me answer the question. We're going to have a conversation that gets us anywhere. Go ahead. The only question here is not whether or not there should be a tax on that. The question is where the limits should be and how much should be with helping.

No, I'll ask the question and you're not answering. Just tell me how is it fair? He's looking around. Ready? I am. So the question is. Ready? What a dick.

It's a smug. Look, he's a fucking prick who's going to fucking jail, and I couldn't be more ecstatic about it. And I'd love it if it was just based on this clip. I don't care about any of the dickbicks. I don't. I fucking hate this guy. And all the guys like him that got knocked on their fucking keister last Tuesday,

good. Have fucking fun. You're not in charge. You act like it's your money. and we're all staying. The United States is some sort of resort you're letting us hang out in, the lobby of. We own the property. Not you, Anthony Weiner.

It's our property. Or whoever the majority will happens to be, to be fair. I mean, there may be, there are times when I, you know, you might not like. This is literally our property. This is literally the money that I've worked so hard to accumulate over the years. Yeah. you'll be dead. Fuck you.

What a smug prick. Anyway, couldn't happen. Could not happen to a better guy. And I hope this fucking guy gets everything that the law can get him with. And either way, he's committed career suicide. So good. And by the way, just as a person who lives on the planet Earth and lives in the United States,

I'm glad his career. His career is over because he can no longer do damage. Yeah, he's dangerous. If he's going into the Senate or into the Congress with that mindset, then good. He's gone. Fuck him. All right. But again, he had that attitude that so many of the politicians have, which is that bad, don't

worry about me and what I do with my pre-time. Right. I'm sexting. So what's the business set of yours? I know what's good for this country. So just listen to me. Well, that's the worst, that's the worst pubristic piece of shit. That's what bothers me.

It's an easy leap to make, which is don't worry about. your money or whatever your state is, you're dead. I'll handle this. Yeah, it's me. I'm doing the good guys work. I'm done taking a picture with a cock and sending it to a 15-year-old. I'll figure out how to whack up whatever you've left behind. We'll take a quick, well, we'll take an extended break.

Until next time, I'm calling for Dr. Hussein. Mahalo.