The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Classic #481: Inside My Grandfather’s Den!

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

December 19, 2016 - Adam and Drew discuss Drew’s upcoming colonoscopy and Ray’s pool enema story before taking calls about a new idea for Adam’s bucket list and questions about his plan...ned envelope house.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Well, in this episode, throwback episode, me and Drew are going to talk about Drew's upcoming colonoscopy, and I'll give you my old version of that, my buddy Ray in the pool from back of the day. We'll also take a couple of phone calls because I got an idea. People have ideas from my bucket list and also planned envelope house. We'll talk all about that right after this. Hey, Ontario. Come on down to BedmGMGM casino and check out our new exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick. Don't miss out. Play exciting casino games based on
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Starting point is 00:01:09 You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on. No choice but to get on mandate. Get it on. Welcome to the program. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you.
Starting point is 00:01:22 It's going on, Drewski. I don't know what's going on. I mentioned last week I was going to have a colonoscopy, remember? And, well, now it's coming. Now the time is coming. It will be soon. And I'm going to talk to you about it later in the week. But you saw that big jug I had to call it all around?
Starting point is 00:01:41 It looks like over a gallon. I think it's four liters. Is that going to be right? Four liters is a little over a gallon. But it could be even five liters. It looked like more than a gallon, whatever you had there. I think there's like 3.8 in a gallon or something, Gary will tell me. Here's the reason that it's valuable information for you.
Starting point is 00:02:01 It's like, hey, man. Four liters is a little over a gallon, but not much. That looked like even more. We checked. It's four liters. Maybe it's, maybe it's a, do you have sludge in there, man? Do you have sludge? This is literally, it's literally, hold on, in your bowels, in your colon.
Starting point is 00:02:14 When you get prepped for colonoscopy, it's literally like turning a gigantic hose on in your mouth. It just comes out the other end. Like water, just poof. I've seen not, my buddy Ray, I didn't seem prep for colonoscopy. but I have examined when we're at the Mulholland Club. Oh, yeah. Well, that's going. That goes the other way.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Well, now hold on. Yeah, yeah. The first salvo you wanted to stay out of the way of. You said there was some peanut, you know, some material. They're material in the first couple of enemas, but the third or fourth one, I mean, if you were, I wouldn't say you would drink it, but I would say if you were walking from the. beach and you had all that sand up in your toes and you were going to get in your car and they didn't have that little mini shower thing to shower off
Starting point is 00:03:05 you'd be all right with Ray hitting you just about the third time shot water out of it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Used to do it on your head though, as I recall. Well, Ray would do it on people's heads because that's the heads were sort of... It was an e-ground jacuzzi and it was their fault for
Starting point is 00:03:23 sitting in the jacuzzi. While Ray said, I got to get out and take a leak. they should have known that they were going to get Enemot on. Please explain this. So, Ray, I mean, in detail. All right. I'm telling you guys this. And, you know, look, if you want to try it out, you can try it out.
Starting point is 00:03:42 I'm telling you that the way jacuzzis are designed, if you're a man, about six foot, six foot two, and you would like to sit sort of astronaut style on the launch pad, not just sit on the bench, use your microphone. With your feet up on the curb, on the side of the pool. Do you want to kick it so your calves are up there? Caves are up on the coping there, up on top, and you want to lower your butt down. You're taking notes, Gary? On to the jet, you will fill up immediately. Immediately.
Starting point is 00:04:15 And when you do fill up, you will then feel like that feeling of having horrific diarrhea and like, I'm going to explode, and then, you know, when you hit the toilet, it's a brush and boom. Yeah. You sound like you've filled up before. I've never really realized that you've partaken. Well, listen. You've drunk from the well. Hold on a second.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Do we blame the Polish resistance for fighting against the Nazis' truth? Do we blame them for picking up arms against the Nazis? No, no. You're right. You're right. They had to get along to get along, survive. It's wartime. You have to protect yourself.
Starting point is 00:04:52 You know what I'm saying? And I'm sure some of those guys did some things they weren't too proud of. Yes? Yes. But the Geneva Convention be damned. We got Nazis trying to bake Jews over here, and we got to do what we got to do. Okay, got it. Understood?
Starting point is 00:05:05 Check. I did what I had to do. I understand. I'm not proud of it, but I did what I had to do. Did your, like I said, you had to get along to get along, you had to make it kind of make it seem that Ray met no resistance, no formal resistance anyway. Did you have you executing prisoners? no but i can tell you that no what did you do with said uh you had to fight back against the nazis which was ray oh see what after you had to do so once once once once once loaded once
Starting point is 00:05:42 once you had the weapons well again it's like all those jean claude van dam movies where he hands the secretary the nine millimeter and you're like i don't even like guns well you better learn quick because these guys are coming down the hall you know what i mean you better pop a cap in somebody's ass pardon the pun but the guy but the guy who handed you the guns, the guy you turned on. Well, I had to protect myself. I understand. And the citizens.
Starting point is 00:06:04 And the defense list. The villagers. Women in the jacuzzi. By the way, like, if you're just reading a book on etiquette by Eloise, you know what I mean? A Heloise. And it's like, and someone sitting there and going, oh, my God, we went out on a date. He texted the whole time. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:06:27 Well, we went on on a date, and we went Dutch when the bill came. And then the other chick chimes in and goes, well, let me tell you about a date I went on once. He opened his door and got in, but he didn't even open my door. And when he picked me up, he honked the horn. There'd have to be the one chick who's Ray Ennamet on her head who's like, excuse me, I don't want to be a one-upper. And by the way, it's not that you guys haven't experienced a certain degree of pain. and humiliation. Chivalry is not terrible.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Has anyone had their head enumud on while essentially on a date in a jacuzzi? Anybody at my life? Okay. All right, Tammy, we heard you. He said you couldn't order the surf and turf that it would either be lobster or steak. But again, that's more of a monetary thing.
Starting point is 00:07:20 This is actually being, I was enumut on my head. Is anybody else? All right. Somebody called you heavy set, but they didn't, not fat, just heavy, described you as heavy set. And to be fair, you overheard the conversation. You didn't say it to your face. I get that. What do we got over there, Jill?
Starting point is 00:07:39 Um, excuse me, he ate all the dinner rolls and didn't leave you. Oh, he only ate the sourdough ones, but still, you like to stand up when she came to the table. But you do like the, you do like the sourdough rolls and he ate three of them and the other ones were just multi-grained. Okay. My head was enumied on. Okay. So, I don't know. Where's that fit?
Starting point is 00:07:58 Is that fit between eating all the sourdough rolls and not pulling the chair out? Where are we on that? Which chapter in Halloween is that? Oh, yeah. He did it to a girl. Well, not one. By the way, you know what the, what would the, how would the lawsuits look about now? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:08:17 I'm surprised it's not a retrospective. This is like a Trump, if we'd only video or something, this would be like the famous Billy Bush tape. it would come back. I think it's so fantastical that nobody would even know what you were talking about. It already, yes. You'd have to explain it. No one would know what it was, right?
Starting point is 00:08:37 Yes. So, but Drew, as a guy who's now... There were multiple girls he would shit on. Please. It was an enema. They were already in the jacuzzi as it was. It was more recycled jacuzzi water.
Starting point is 00:08:54 But there was more than one. this run screaming. Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you the scariest part. The scariest part is when folks worked out the fact that you could fill up. Other folks. Well, you, you were one of the deviates, the devotees. I couldn't do much more than a jacuzzi. When Ray figured out that a common garden hose, now we're on to the next level.
Starting point is 00:09:18 A hose bib in front of everyone's house and every apartment in the San Fernando Valley would work every bit as good as the jacuzzi did. And then the fact that he could fill himself up and come walking into the house or apartment sort of casually sitting on this time bomb literally, like could control it? Kind of. To be fair, it's tough. That's not a smooth, it's not into your direct volitional power necessarily. He let one fly in my grandparents' house in my grandfather's den. He enemud And my grandparents
Starting point is 00:09:56 Inside of their house In my Now to be fair To be fair We didn't just sort of drain out He could sandblast the floor If he needed to I've tried to explain to people
Starting point is 00:10:10 A million times And I guess you've seen it Like when they have these horrible artists Or something try to do They're like Enimar and stuff like that But the power I mean Drew
Starting point is 00:10:20 I think fair Fawcett did that if I remember didn't she I don't know weird like that you've been oh Drew you've been taking this fluid for how long now where are we in? The stuff for the prep I haven't started yet oh but you brought I brought it yeah
Starting point is 00:10:35 are you when you start it truth be known two hours when the time and eventually toward the end when you sit down on that toilet it'll come out with propulsion right oh yeah it's like turning a hose on it's like you know they have those um you know they have those uh but to be fair i'm using gravity
Starting point is 00:10:57 it's coming it's coming but no but i'm saying when you push yeah yeah you know you see every once a while on tm zes like jesson beaver's got his uh skyrocket uh lake gravity boots on where they hook the hose up that's it that's it up to the jet skiing the guy's hovering eight feet above the water inspired by ray i get inspired by ray i get it oh yeah rooster tail 20 feet easy easy in your dad's dead no my grandfather my dad i'm sorry my dad would not possess a den but at the attic or the your loft were you yeah but no my grandfather's been any time up there no we were we were we moved out of the house by then but i think my grandparents were out of town and i was laying on the floor trying to watch tv and right came in from the backyard oh yeah
Starting point is 00:11:45 so whenever whenever he came upon somebody that was sort of below knee level he felt the urge to take action. He'd like me, like a uniform, like the Nazis see and the... It didn't take much, especially during the summer months, because you just go to the back, get the hose, fill up quickly, and then just walk back into the house. And once you, you know, gain control over your systems... We call that mastery.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Yeah. Once they've mastered it. Well, you could walk around for 10, 20 minutes with that, and then, but when it was time to go, it was time. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, Drew. And by the way, I had to take the Emodium AD or whatever it was this morning.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Why? I had, I will tell you, I'll tell you this. And I think this is this, but you tell me, I'm assuming this is it. We did the booze cruise last week. Well, let me, before you fill out, let me just offer that those cruise ships, They got all kinds of pathogens This was not that But this was self-imposed pathogens
Starting point is 00:12:55 This is way Too much booze And way too much buffet And when I got off the ship On Monday I just went I'm just gonna I'm gonna clean it up for
Starting point is 00:13:07 For a week here So I just Where's the diarrhea come in? Well you're gonna hear when it's coming in I got a nice big thing of like Maltch that Olga makes on Mondays. It's a big green juice, everything floating in it. And I just said, I'm going to have,
Starting point is 00:13:25 that's going to be breakfast. Lunch will be a handful of cashews maybe, and then dinner will just be a small light, whatever. I'm just going to, I'm going to clean it up. Okay. And I said, the toxins out, right? Yeah. And I, uh, I had this morning, I was on, you know, I was on like day number five of this. And I had the big thing of green juice this morning. Then I took a nice shot MCT oil, then I had a couple cups of coffee, and I was like, you know what? I think it's time to move, and stuff
Starting point is 00:13:54 was coming out. Pretty good paid. And that was today? Yeah, now that was, again, that was kind of self-imposed. You know what I mean? You can't drink a bunch of coffee and press juice and MCT oil and never eat anything solid. Yeah, I mean, you're out of it from the trip. But, you know, with all this good news,
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Starting point is 00:16:04 And I remember just sitting on the toilet going seven podcasts and then it's off to Venice, which, by the way, I live in Lock and Yada. There could be no less. Yeah, it's the only play other than somewhere deep in Orange County or San Diego. It's the furthest point. Santa Barbara, maybe. Right. Without leaving the greater Los Angeles area, that's about as far as you.
Starting point is 00:16:24 And it was one of these things where it's like Sharon Levy runs the place. It was like, could you please do us this huge favor? I love you, I love you, I love you. Sharon's great. We've no insurance since the Loveline. I know. So I said, yeah, I'd like to help. What day?
Starting point is 00:16:38 And she said Thursday. And I was like, seven podcasts. Thursday. I was like, okay, you pick the busiest day. And then I said, what time? And she said, three in the afternoon. And I went, well, then that's impossible. Sorry, but good, but sorry, but good.
Starting point is 00:16:52 I can't go to Venice and judge this thing. I'm doing podcasting all day. And she went, how about seven at night? And I was like, ugh. But just for a little heads up kids. it's always good to have a good relationship with the boss man or the boss lady. And they remember these things. So I always try to keep that in mind when I'm sitting in traffic driving the opposite direction of my house at the end of the world's busiest day.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Well, it's two things. It's equity, right? It's a certain kind of equity. Mm-hmm. Goodwill equity. And Sharon's been good, you know, a really good person to all of us for a long time. So it's a little bit of feedback. Payback.
Starting point is 00:17:30 That's how relationships work. All right, tease a call, take a break I want to hear Phil there who has a suggestion for Adam that list of things to do before you die like registering your hands and diving into water with a knife in your mouth he's got some stellar suggestion
Starting point is 00:17:45 I'd like to have a cape removed for me on stage Yeah, yeah That could have happened on Dancing with the Stars too In earnest, yeah, I had a cape I was on stage, I was right there Damn it, you're right All right after that, right after this We'll talk to Phil
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Starting point is 00:18:26 All right, there's Drew. I'm Adam, and there's Phil 44th, San Francisco. Diego, Phil. Hey, Adam and Drew. Love you guys. Thanks, man. Thank you. So my big idea and what I do before I die is have to be in a scenario, maybe like a locker room or a hospital, and there has to be like a good-looking nurse or maybe a reporter who sneaks the peak of me that one's slightly undressed and then has that blush, and she looks away real quick and clutches her pearls because of how big my dick is. And you go see that in all those cheesy 80s and 90s
Starting point is 00:19:01 movies where it had no point in the whole plot line of the movie, but they'd always sort of just tell you how big Arnold Schwarzenegger's dick is for no particular reason, and I think if that happened to me before I'd die, I'd be pretty happy. I've got to say, there has never been a bigger chasm between how people
Starting point is 00:19:17 you know what I mean? Like school, you know, school bus drivers as portrayed by Hollywood and movies and television, when you actually see a school bus driver, you go, that's about right. Yeah. But nurses, I grew up with candy stripers and hot nurses and then you go to the hospital and you see what they're passing off. First off, half of them are heavyset dudes.
Starting point is 00:19:38 The other half are elderly Thai women. I mean, it's a, it is not what we're thinking about. Except I will argue that the only pushback I will give you is that, you know, in certain vocalities they have a preponderance of. Really? Good talent, huh? Yeah. Where I got to go, Orange County or something? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Oh, all right. West Los Angeles, places. Oh, okay. It is now become pretty much here. It's like Filipino and then do. What? What a, see stereotyping. What's the matter with you?
Starting point is 00:20:14 I used to laugh about that until Max and Patta was like, everybody, including my mailman, was a nurse. And my. Mailman. Yep. Well, if you're going to drop mail off at a Filipino house, you have to become a nurse. Everyone needs to be a nurse. And then everyone is, family's a nurse, and then everyone was devastated that he didn't become a nurse.
Starting point is 00:20:33 There's still a little tear falling down mom's face. Right. Shopify, well, the new year's coming up fast, and at some point, you've got to stop complaining and actually do something. A lot of you have skills. You've got ideas. What you're missing is in talent. It's taking the first step. If you want to start, 2006, right? Start a business with Shopify. Shopify gives you everything you need to sell online, sell in person, and build the store you've been talking about for years instead of just boring people with it at dinner. They've got built-in AI tools that help you write product descriptions, edit photos, and get your stuff looking professional, even if you're not. This is about momentum.
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Starting point is 00:21:49 This new year was Shopify by your side. Let's see, Mark from Carolina, man, North Carolina. Hey, Mark, 33? What's up, Adam Drew? Big fan. Home of flight, man. What's going on? That is North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Hey, I just bought your 24-hour war. Thank you. I'm hoping to get that soon for Christmas here. Yeah, Amazon has this fucked up thing where it's like it'll say out of stock, but you have to order it anyway, and there's this whole thing where it's like, you go, why don't we just send you over a thousand units, and then you can send them out, like, we'll take four. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:26 And you're like, well, that's not going to work. you're going to be out of them. Well, then you can send four more. But it always will say out of stock, but you just order it and they'll fulfill it. Thank you. Well, I went ahead and did that. I'm looking forward to it. I had a question of doing these documentaries, and they're turning out really good.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Are you planning on doing any with the envelope house? That's a good idea. Yeah, I'm definitely, that's a really good idea. That's a great idea. I'm definitely going to document it. Thank you. But you should like every once in a while. bring out a
Starting point is 00:22:58 something on a GoPro or anything and just document you doing research on it as it starts to develop fighting with Lynette about it fighting with the city about it there's no fight with Lynette
Starting point is 00:23:09 she doesn't know we doesn't know we're doing a project yeah so actually we're not doing a project I'm doing a project technically
Starting point is 00:23:17 she'll move into it that's half of that'd be interesting yeah super interesting I walked through Ed Bagley Jr's house two days ago And took a serious tour through his house and a serious, all the technology and all the, all the, the stuff that's, what it is for me, Ed Bagley Jr. is a, he's a conservant, a conservative guy, not conservative, he's in the conservation. It's weird, is conservative and conservation of anything to do with each other?
Starting point is 00:23:54 No. one's conserved though and there's conservation they have the same root but one is probably I don't know I have to think about it well you think it's to conserve to protect the constitution or something
Starting point is 00:24:09 conservative means to maintain it's sort of a lack of willing to move for change well that's what I'm saying well conserve so okay conservation is like leave the I want to build a golf course no leave the river way it is
Starting point is 00:24:24 Leave it the way it is, right. It's funny that those two people couldn't be further apart. But I went to... This shirt's made of wood. Ed Bagley Jr.'s house. Huh? Yeah. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:24:37 I went to Ed Bagley Jr.'s house and we approach it. We both hate waste. That's what I realized. I hate waste. Yeah. I don't hate money or the wasting of money. I hate waste. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:49 And he hates waste, too. He's a little more in the green. side, but he's really just about waste. Can I, I, I've never really drilled in on this with you at all. Is it wastefulness, or is it the byproduct itself, or is it the seemingly lazy? What is the core sort of issue? You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:11 There's sort of three different things is one of the people are too lazy to, you know, I remember an episode of Madman, you know, when they were having a picnic outside. Remember this? And they finished and he just took, he just took, they were on a blanket, essentially. And there was all this paper and can. He just took it and shook it out, and he was in a park and then walked out, walked away. And to me, that's, that's wasteful and that's horrible and it's, it's impactful. But it's, is that the kind of wasteful?
Starting point is 00:25:35 There's two ways. There's three or four ways. I walk from this shop to the other shop all day every day. I walk to this shop today, and on two occasions I picked up screws that were on the ground in the street. Because I've gotten so many screws in my car tires, gotten flat, or slow leaks, or it's like, I got a slow leak. Oh, yeah, no, it's not I got a slow leak. It always starts as, I only got 19 pounds in the rear right, and I have 32 everywhere else.
Starting point is 00:26:05 So the monitor on the dash says. So could, hey, Rob, could you put some air in the rear right? And then it always comes back. You got a nail in that tire. And they're like, you've got a screw in that tire. And I'm like, I'm not going to construction sites anymore. Where are all the nails and screws coming from? And I get little sort of metal debris, like metal, sharp metal.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Well, that's between you and your God, but this is people somehow getting screws and nails out onto the street, and they suck up into those tires, and I pick them up. And I was walking with Dylan, and he said, oh, you're being a good Samaritan. And I said, I keep the screws and just use them for whatever I use them for. And he's like, oh, that's goody or whatever. And it's like, it's not really good or bad. It's people. This is not in front of my place. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Not in front of my place. This is in the middle of the block. I don't want to see somebody get a screw in their tire. And I don't want the screw to just get washed into the storm drain. I'll use the screw. Well, it's sort of a combo. I look at the screw as something. I don't look at it as, I don't know, what is that?
Starting point is 00:27:08 You can get a handful of those for a nickel. Like, I don't look at that. I hold it up and I go, somebody machine this. It's a thing. It looks pretty good. So it's a thing. It's efficiency? Would that be a better word?
Starting point is 00:27:20 It's like. Being efficient? It's an efficient. It's an energy waste. Yeah. It's a redundancy. It's a thing of like... I mean, in a weird way, capitalism sort of needs that, right?
Starting point is 00:27:33 I had this thing the other day, which is like... Once every... Twice a year, Lynette has this hankering for this, like, Chinese soup place where you get the big thing of broth, and then you get the thing of the lo-main noodles, and then you get the vegetables, and then you get the... Oh, whatever. Sounds good. It sounds good. But Lynette has this thing where she has a taste for something.
Starting point is 00:27:55 It's like, oh, I want some ginger ale. Or I want Lomaine noodles. Are you fill in the blank? And then she takes one sip off the ginger ale. And she goes, I'm good. And then I literally find cans that are full, full the top. And I'll go, did you want this? Like, I'm not being a prick.
Starting point is 00:28:15 What I'm saying is, just out of curiosity, did you want this or didn't you want this? because it didn't seem, why would you open if you didn't want it? And she'll go, I just wanted a taste. Why not get a... Listen, who knows. But the point is this. The other day, Lynette had this hankering for the lo-main noodles, right? She got delivered to the house.
Starting point is 00:28:44 I've sized up probably $86 worth of, you know, tupperware jugs of broth and noodles and, you know, greens and meat, and all you're supposed to put it all together. She got five of every, you know, it's had six containers of this stuff. And then she had her hummingbirds beak worth, and then she was satiated. And because she won't eat it the next day
Starting point is 00:29:08 or maybe for another six months, there's the $80 worth of this broth and meat and noodles and everything, greens, they're all just sitting in the fridge. So what do I do? I'm like, well, she's not going to touch this because she already had it. And there's this thing that I don't have, which is I can eat pizza in the morning, then that night, then the following morning or Chinese food. I'll just eat it until it's gone.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Yeah. But women tend to have this. I ate that last night. I'm going to eat something else tonight. So I then just started heating up the broth and just drinking it out of a thing. At a certain point, again, it's not cheapness. At a certain point, I was tapped out. I'd had as much meat and vegetable and broth as I could.
Starting point is 00:29:50 actually do and it was like day number three of the stuff sitting in the fridge and my guy rob came over and i'm like rob don't order lunch he's like why not i got lo main noodles i got broth i'm heating it up for you i'm giving you this you eat it here because it took a lot of energy to make it yeah yeah now as i've said if it costs me 80 bucks it cost me 80 bucks if it cost me 60 bucks cost me don't care that's just a part of life to me i would it's a waste of money though technically a way another waste right it is a waste of money but i've gotten past that but i'm trying to understand what the psychology i think it has a couple features my psychology yeah yeah i think it's my psychology is it took a bunch of energy to make this somebody somebody yeah yeah well a couple
Starting point is 00:30:35 things i didn't grow up with anything so it seems kind of weird to dump stuff right right good food it feels weird to dump that so there's that i got some of that too i don't like any kind of waste it has nothing to do with food no nothing to do with money here's obviously i'm I'll promise you this, very quickly. I'll promise you this. If Lynette spent $63 on the low main noodles and the whatever that wasn't consumed, I would happily pay $1.26 if someone would eat at all versus throw it away. I get you.
Starting point is 00:31:06 By the way, it wouldn't be a waste of money then. But be that as it may. Well, it'd be a waste of, you'd be spending more money, but it wouldn't be about money. No, be about a waste of money. I would, in my, you know, in Adam Smithian terms, the people that made the Lomé noodle and the noodles, and the noodles, whatever else, the broth, got what they wanted. They didn't feel the waste. They got paid. They got paid.
Starting point is 00:31:31 A satisfactory fee for that. And so they don't experience it as waste. So it's sort of almost a respect thing? It's a respect. It's also, for me, if things involve meat, it involves an animal being slaughtered. And it feels like you're throwing away this beast. Okay. Now I think you focus.
Starting point is 00:31:51 How does that relate to a screw? One has a little more of a moral imperative. The screw has a little moral imperative because somebody's going to get a flat tire. Okay. And it could be by the side of the freeway and even get killed if the tire blows out or goes flat or something like that. That's being, that's ethical. That's not waste there. See, I think you have a couple things going on.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Oh, probably. I think some of it is that moral compass thing and some of it is the waste efficiency stuff that you just can't tolerate because you didn't get, you know, you didn't have access to that. And so it drives you crazy that people are so casual with it. Yeah, I don't like it, I don't like it micro or macro. I don't like the fact that we have a drought, we're living in a drought and when it rains, it all goes into the bay. And we don't capture any of it. That was stupid. That was how we designed our system.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Well, hold on. A lot of this is stupid. Yeah. A lot of this is, I don't get why we're so stupid. I don't get why you're so stupid. I don't get why she's so stupid? Why aren't you ethically attuned? That's another piece.
Starting point is 00:32:57 You know, why? Which is another one of your thing is out of it in this. The lights on in your closet. The door is shut. The sun is shining and you're on the road. Yeah. What is that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Out of it is, right? Yeah. Wake up. Just everyone just sort of wake up, know your environment. And let's stop. being such ugly Americans, or human beings, is sort of my feeling. But I don't, I'm not an environment, I'm not environmentally oriented at all. You're not, you're not like the way.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Conservation per se. You're not trying to preserve the environment. You assume. Ed Bakerley, Jr. said something interesting to me, and this is the way I feel about the Lomaine Noodles, which is, I said at a certain point we're like in his kitchen. And I was looking at the countertops, and I said, Caesar Stone with a Romanoji edge on it And he went, you really do know your stuff
Starting point is 00:33:47 Which everyone has to rediscover with me all the time How did you know it was Caesar Stone And how did you know it was whatever? And I said, yeah, well, I know what it is. And he said, and I started thinking Now what is the, this is a synthesized stone It's great stuff But it's not natural, doesn't come from the earth, so to speak,
Starting point is 00:34:08 like granite or marble or whatever it would. And I said, yeah, I said, Ed, I get the whole water collection stuff and the solar stuff and, you know, the super insulated R30 walls and everything in the dual glazed windows. But that's your countertop factor into this whole thing. And he said, you know how much energy it takes to quarry that stone out of a volcano in Italy and put it on a ship and drag it over here? Okay, fair enough. I was like, yeah, it's a lot of diesel. That's a lot of energy. Yeah, I said, I don't want to be part of that.
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Starting point is 00:35:15 Any car, even if it's an expensive car, when you go to the kit in the back where the jack is and the spare, and they have that little plastic flap-down thing, and I'll have like a little thing with a pair of pliers and a screwdriver, stupid screwdriver that you pull out, it can be Phillips on one side, sliding. That's the cheapest feeling, lightest one you'll ever hold in your hand. You get them at the checkout counter on the way out of the car. The 99-cent store. Yeah. Craftsman, the stuff just feels right in your hand. It's diamond-coated tips. They bite into the strip screw. They'll pull out the rusted stuff four times more
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