The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Classic #515: No Lube, He Says

Episode Date: March 8, 2026

February 13, 2017 - Adam and Dr. Drew open the show discussing the Super Bowl. As the show wraps up the guys go to the phones and Adam tells Drew about a recent story he was told by Mike August regarding an upcoming medical procedure.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Recorded live at Corolla 1 Studios with Adam Carolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on. No choice but got to mandate. Get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend, man. We appreciate it. The boys are back. We're together. We're doing our thing. A lot of folks out there know it. Some don't. and share it with your friends. It's going on, Drewski. I'm always surprised how many people don't know it, but I guess we've talked about that, though, so.

Yeah, such as life. Speaking of don't know it, I know you've been talking about the Super Bowl. You talked about it all last week in ACS, but I forgot to bring it up with you. I enjoyed that game like I have never enjoyed it for Super Bowl. I just enjoyed every minute of it. I did too.

I hadn't taken the money line and bet on Atlanta. I probably would enjoy the outcome even more. But there was something about watching, I mean, the extraordinary offense in that first half, and it was, they were rolled over New England of all, you know, and then watching them, New England seemed so shaken. And then the comeback was unreal. Unbelievable. You interviewed last week Brady's agent, right? Yeah, Don Ye. Yeah.

What was that like? It's so weird. I guess it's, you have these preconceived, whatever, when I say you, I mean me. And it's like, one has. And it's like, you go, it's Don Yi. And you go, huh? And he goes, it's Tom Brady's agent. And all of a sudden it, I decided that he was some sort of international, sort of jewel thief or something.

Like it sounded very weird to me. Like, what is this guy? It's part of a Chinese cartel or something. And he's just a guy grew up around here. Followed Tom Brady, got hold of Tom when Tom was at Michigan. Oh, wow. and studied him. Oh, my God.

Well, that's what it takes. But I mean, no one really saw it. You know what I mean? I mean, many did not see it back then. Well, you know, I mean, this is our biggest problem, really. I mean, not our biggest problem, but I mean, one of the bigger problems with our society is, you know, when I met Jimmy Kimmel, I was like, oh, my God, here, we got something here. And everyone's like, please, quiet. Sports guy.

You know, and I'm like, we don't want you two on the air together. He's not a talent. You know, and it's like, I'm there going to blah, blah, blah, blah. I think he's got a guy's got something going here. And like, no, no, no, no, no. And it's like the worst football coaching ever. You know what I mean? Like just taking serious raw talent, but, you know, green but talent.

Yeah. You know, mixed with a great comedic mind or football mind. or whatever, an ability, and just sloughing it off. Like, just, oh, please, it's nothing. I mean, you know, it's like, Ricky Rachman. Now, that guy's a star. Star quality. That's what they told us.

Ryan Leif, that guy is the future of the NFL. Yeah. I don't know. I'm saddened and, like, I'm a little distressed that I have spent the better part of my professional of life trying to explain like you don't see the difference between me and that guy uh yeah we see the difference we like him better i mean when i was it when i was doing mornings jack silver won at a thousand danny bonaduchies and zero adam corolla's it's always been that way we've told that story a couple times haven't we every time i mean look when i left love line they were like oh good get out of here

we're going to get some Hispanic guy in his early 20s going to step in here and start really do the job How do you not know anything about ability, talent, whatever yardstick you're measuring this by? Well, that's why I want to break down with it. What did you see in Jimmy, for instance? Well, the first thing I saw was a guy, and we'll keep toggle back and forth to Tom Brady or sports. I saw a passion. It worked his ass on. I saw a guy who wanted to be in the league.

Like I saw a guy who it's like, it's like your. You're closing up your coach's office. It's 9 o'clock at night, and you're walking out, and you see the guy still in the wait room. Yeah. And everyone else has gone home. Yeah. You know, so the first note is, well, this guy wants to be here. You know, he's out.

You know, he's bringing in newspaper clippings from the weekend that he took, you know, he cut stuff out. Of course, everything was very analog back then. But, I mean, here, here, you know, this guy in Jimmy, you know, I'm. I'd drive around with Jimmy and he'd look at a billboard and go, who, who's that dentist with the, you know, we got to get that guy on the show, you know, talk to him about, you know, whatever he saw was something. You know what I mean? When I was.

Was it always creating? Is that what that is? Very early on, we were joking about and got on the air a bit, a reoccurring bit called the Cabison's. And it was a family that lived in a taxi. And it was a sitcom. And they weren't homeless. It was just like they do in sitcoms. Like they just live in the taxi.

But no one ever asked, where do you go to the bathroom? How do you brush your teeth or what do you do anything? It's a family that lives in the taxi. There are. Wacky. It's the cabisons. And at some point, I showed up at his house in the North Ridge rented house in the San Fernando Valley. And he'd made the entire crew of the cabins out of clay.

Whoa. Colored clay. Wow. So it was like bright colors. It'd be like if somebody made all the Simpsons out of clay and they looked perfect. Oh, my God. Was he imagining a claymation thing, too? Honestly, I don't know if he was, we were probably talking about claymation at some point,

but it certainly hadn't been realized there was no entities involved. There was no, we weren't pitching it to anybody. We didn't have any juice. or anything, you know, but yet he had fashioned in super, painstaking detail, and time-taking detail, you know, the dad and the grandma and the mom and the sisters, I mean, this is a big project, very detailed. And, you know, like sort of mounted on a piece of wood. I'm sure it's been stepped on, you know, in the garage or whatever it is.

Do you love to see that? Well, I did see it. But I mean. Thank you. No. I was there, true. I know, but at all of times. Well, you're at home luxuriating.

I was there. Yeah, of course, it'd be nice, but I do remember what it looked like, and I just remember thinking, Jesus Christ, that's what you did this weekend, you know, and that's what he did. Not for, you know, not to get paid, not because somebody had prompted him. That's just who he is. And I was over at his house building a, I was building a playhouse, a little castle, a little house for his daughter, Katie, at the time, who was probably about four or five years old or something like that.

And I was just building that. He was working on the cabsons, and we're both doing it for free. And so I said, all right, here's a guy. First thing is, is interested. I cannot tell you the amount of people I meet that are not interested. You know what I mean? Like you go, hey, what about this? Well, and they go, I don't know.

what about it? Shut up. Stop talking. Jesus Christ. What do you do? What do you care? You know, it's like... Daddy, stop talking.

Yeah, they're just like literally, their life's goal is to be left alone, not have new ideas introduced, and just to hurry up and get to the grave or get to their next meal and then just kind of go away, you know? And they'd like you to go away with your ideas, your thoughts. That is interesting, isn't it? That's not that I've really thought about.

A lot of people don't like to be impinged upon with creativity or information or just not impinged upon. No, it's interesting. It's, it's anxious, I think. I think about it. You know what I mean? Well, you say anxious and maybe it is anxious, but I've experienced it as annoyed. Yeah.

You know, they're annoyed because it's making them uncomfortable. They can't tolerate the engine running because they like to be an idol because the, you know, the engine. No, it's like, it's like I can see myself like sitting in the backseat of my mom or dad's car and then later on Ray or Donnie or Chris or whomever and me going, Jesus, Ford comes out with a fiesta and Ford comes out with a festiva. Do you need a fiesta and a festiva? That's got to be confusing, right? Like when you're in Dearborn and you're saying, go to the festiva line. How many guys walked to the Fiesta line?

Why would you come out? And it's like a certain point, my mom or whomever, just like driving the car, just go, I don't know. Be quiet. See, that's anxiety. Whatever it is. I hope they fucking kill themselves because I spent my entire life with people going, I don't know. Who cares? Be quiet.

And it's like, I don't know. Why are you trying to shut down this? It's a thought. It's interesting. It's possibly humorous. Why not go, huh? It never thought of that. Why would you have a fiesta and a festiva?

Like they're so close. Why would the same manufacturer come up with the same car? It seems weird. It seems like, no. Instead, it's just like, I don't know. Be quiet. It's weird. It's so counter.

Now, of course, Jimmy would be like, that's funny. I never thought about that. We should do a bit or whatever it is. I was just funny. I was thinking that people talk about our relationship sometime in a similar way. They go, oh, how do you put up a lot with Adam? I go, what? What are you talking about?

Because I'm not aware that I, like, I think you're a little aggressive, right? And sometimes we fight and stuff. Oh, quiet. Right, right. You give me shit, whatever. But that to me is like, I don't know, we played football, whatever. You know what I mean? It's like, whatever.

Yeah, eight man, 11 man, but go ahead. Whatever. Whatever. That's what I said, whatever. Yeah. Whatever. Hikes a ball. The coach.

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Brooklynbetting.com promo code ADS. No, so, yeah, I don't, but it's not even the aggressive part. No, I know, I know. I have ideas. No, I know. I want to share those ideas with you. It's ringing in my head now. I'm thinking, what are people talking about it?

People don't like energy. They don't, they feel impinged upon by, well, it does not trouble me. You know what I mean? Yeah, they don't like energy. They don't like ideas in the form of energy or energy in the form of ideas. Or that would it causes them to spend a few molecules of energy, right? A few ATPs. I don't know, but everybody, with rare exception that I grew up with, their default mode when you would start into the Fiesta Festiva would just be, I don't know.

Who cares? You know, my mom would not say anything for 20 miles and then at a certain point she'd go, I think they know what they're doing. And that'd be sort of the end of it. like, you know, believe me, Ford, they're not dumb. They know what they're doing. That'd be her way of sort of shutting it down. Her way of shut down would be to go to the other side and explain that they know more about cars than you do,

so I think they know what they're doing. And that'd be sort of the way to kind of... They're evil. They know more. Pull the plug on you. Yeah. You know, and, I mean, she hates Ford. She hates any company that has more than 26 employees, to be fair.

26? I'd let you drew the line of three. She's expanded over the ears. Okay, wow. Very, very open-minded now. Yeah. I thought you had to have like a macramee shop. She found out that famous Amos had 25 employees, and that's where she made the cutoff.

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Blue Apron.com slash ADS. Again, that's Blue Apron.com slash ADS for Adam and Drews, ADS Show, ADS. Blue Apron, a better way to cook. So, you know, Jimmy saw that in me, and I saw that in Jimmy. Yeah. And the other people that were in comedy around us didn't seem to recognize that. But there's something, there's got to be something else, too, you saw. Because the energy is a necessary thing and an interesting thing.

But there must have been something else. Well, I saw a life preserver for me. Yeah, yeah. You know, I also saw a guy for the first time who was going, these things. things that you're doing and that you're saying, articulating, these are interesting things. They have value. Their commodity. You're a special person for being able to manufacture these things.

You should be happy about this. I realize the other piece that is necessary to be considered a genius is you have to see your genius. Oh, one must recognize. Recognize. Then you're declared a genius. So everybody, keep that in mind. Gary, taking notes? He was explaining that this stuff has value.

Yeah. And these aren't just these passing whatever's that should just be dismissed. But I bet he had sort of an analysis of it for you, like why it had value and what could be done with it. So again, another creative sort of layer. His analysis was there's X amount of guys on the planet who can do what you do. Yeah. And that number is small. And thus it has a value.

to it. Even if you don't get paid per syllable or per joke or per whatever, I don't see many other people that have your ability. So I'm going to stay around you and see what goes on with this. That was his theory, and that was basically my theory, with him. Although I never thought of him as the funniest guy ever met. I've thought of him as methodical and present and, you know, a great conductor. I never really thought him as like a, you know, he transcended, you know, uh,

going out there and being a, a guitar soloist. You know, I saw him as a bigger arranger. Wow. Like I saw, I saw him as a big picture could have arranged a whole orchestra, you know, and play. But I saw him as a conductor. That's interesting. You know, as a guy who could see the whole field. That is his ability, right? Yeah. Well, it's, it's both. And then also, he wasn't,

who he is then now. What is the other thing? People don't realize he's gotten a million reps under his belt. He's done a thousand, had a thousand experiences. You know, he's not always, he's not the same person that he was. Why should he be? Why should anybody be? Some people are if you don't explore, but if you do explore, you'll be vastly different.

Yeah. That's interesting. That's interesting, too. I was talking about this on my podcast. and one that I'll let you I'll let you try to figure it out but I was saying one of the most interesting things about my families

how uninterested they are in Jimmy Oh yeah Do they even realize you have a friendship of Jimmy? I don't know Now that he's hosting the Oscars we would go to my grandparents' house and watch the Oscars So now

We would go and watch the Oscars That the only, one of the only family-oriented whatever is my grandfather was in the academy, nominated for an Academy Award. That was his business. And we would, they had a color TV set, big deal. It's like 21 inches. And we'd go over there on Academy, you know, for many Sundays, you know, each, for many years, we would go to Grandma and Grandpa's on Oscar night. And we would sit there in front of the TV set and watch the Oscars. We never did anything for Easter

or people's birthdays or whatever it was, but we would all watch the Oscars as a family. Minus Dad, probably. But either way, and my sister, which you ran away. But that was a big night for us. It was Oscar night. And Jimmy's hosting the Oscars, and no one in my family will say a word, ever.

Do they know you have a relationship with him? Maybe they just don't even realize it. I think they know I have a relationship with him. They must know, right? Oh, they know. Well, to be fair, it's only your mom. Oh, he's your dad too. That's right, your dad also.

My sister. Your sister, I mean, she ran away. No, she's in the, she worked in the business. She was an editor. She's going to watch, everyone's going to watch, everyone of my fans going to watch the Oscars. It's so funny. It's funny.

Funny, huh, huh? No, funny peculiar. Weird, right? Yeah. It will never be discussed. You got to bring it up. I can't. Oh, I can bring it up like I'll bring up Ford Fiesta and Ford Festiva.

I mean, I'll just bring it up and it'll just sit there. Is there a way to bring it up that will really generate some reaction? Oh, you should say something like, hey, Jimmy offered me four tickets this year. Just see what they say. I was going to bring you all, but, you know, I didn't think you'd want to go. There will be no reaction. There will be no questions. It will never be discussed.

got to be way to great a reaction. Well, I can say, I'd like to watch the Oscars with you guys, but I'm going, I'll be there, riding for Jimmy. They'll go, okay. Yeah. They will not ask, not only will there be no discussion about it, there will be no questions, which is always the part as a questioner, I find insane. That's the part of life I find insane.

That never won't be a, how does it work? do you write all the jokes in advance? Are you going to be working for? Is that for real? Oh, my God, fun. Do you go there early? Does he know who's going to win? How does that work?

Tell me. Tell me. I don't know yet. But the point is, there'll be zero questions about the biggest event of the year that you guys watch every time. Here's my biggest question. Is there a chance you'll be sitting backstage, like scribbling, you know, possible? Yes. Yeah, that's awesome.

How fun would that be? I would look at it as an opportunity and a, sort of historical opportunity. Yeah, but I mean, historical in the sense that there could be a lot of rejoinders to God knows what people are going to say up there this year, you know what I mean? Sure. So if you figure out one that makes a reaction, that's a big deal. All right.

But interesting. Good times. Thanks for vitamin. Good times. Yeah. Poor Jimmy. He should have never been my friend and been successful because he is out. To be fair.

It doesn't matter to him. No, no, it doesn't matter to him. I'm saying he's dead to my family. Oh, because he's successful. He's successful. No, he's dead because he's your friend. To be fair. They can't give you that.

They can give him success, but not you. I can guarantee you that my family has brought up my buddy Chris, who works construction, way more than they brought up Jimmy in the last two decades. To be fair, though, there is a weird thing as a person. parent where you think about everyone as growing up. You know what I mean? Somebody did that to me a couple days ago. I was shocked.

What did they do? They said, oh, I still think of you as I'm like, okay. I was a young kid. Yeah. No, I get it, but it is weird, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's kind of a weird that's weirder than beats any family in the weirdness.

This is the one, it's the weirdness family I'm most familiar with, let's just say. Do you know any other family that would be that way? Like, you know narcissistic families and you know grandiose and you know everything of the above. Alcoholics, like everything, but you know this. It's a unique weird. It's unique, right? Yeah, it's unique. You should be thankful for that.

Yeah. Right? Oh, I fall to my knees every day. It probably is where your creative genius comes from. And by the way, thank you for inviting me to the Oscar. That's awesome. Benny 39, St. Paul. Yes, sir.

Hey, calling on behalf of the Fresh Coast Live crew here. Here's the question. The what? buddy, Boss, and I have had this dilemma going on forever, okay? I've been with a squirder before. He says that he read in, like, Maxim or something like that, that it's actually just urine that they, like, fixing a post-stop or post-production, something like that.

I'm saying bullshit. It's the real deal. I need a PhD. I need a doctor, a physician's take on this. What's up with the squirting thing? All right. So thank you for the highbrow question. The answer is it's both that some people produce urine.

That has been objectively measured to be urine. Female orgasmic incontinence. Right. In that case, it's really called for female orgasmic incontinence. And some women produce fluid. And the fluid comes out. That's the usual thicker. Usually women are know that, you know, everyone knows that something different happens.

happening, but it's, you know. It's a little greasier. It's got a little greasier content to it. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Excuse me. I'm going to throw up right now. Mm-hmm. Like tuna packed in water versus tuna packed in oil? Yeah. That's it. Good point. Good point. Yeah.

Look forward to that in the Academy Awards coming up. Hey, Mom, don't stop driving the car, but let me talk to you about tuna and festivas. Oh, my God. No, true story, though. They must have a reason for it. Usually it's one or the other. And, you know, some, you say potato, why I say potato? Let me ask you this then.

So if it is actually coming from the urine side, is it just like they can't hold their bladder while they're orgate while they're organos? Right. It is, we'll repeat what we said it was. It was just female orgasmic incontinence, meaning there are smooth muscle involuntary contractions that push this stuff out. Well, it can be like somebody. Uh-oh. I'm laughing because I got to talk to you about Mike August. Uh-oh. It can be like somebody, you know, like I think sometimes when girls might sneeze,

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Pay never. We have to August. Different than orgasmic. I'm a picturing a contraction. Yes. And something being produced. That's right. Mike was explaining me while we're on the road.

Oh, this is going to be good. We're driving out of Sacramento. We're going into Fresno. And he gets these sort of pillow neck donuts that he puts on and he puts around. While he's driving? No, no, for flying. Oh, yeah. Although I wore the one he got me while I was driving.

I'm in the car for six hours, who cares. So I'm sitting there. And he, I notice he's sitting on his. What? Yeah, he's got his down, you know, like a hemorrhoid donut on the rental car. And he's sitting on it. So I said, Mike, why are you sitting on this? And he said, he's got a condition.

His coxics. It's called coxidinia. Or descending or it's descending or whatever. It's basically, it's turning. It goes the other way. It comes out. tail comes out like a tail yeah it's from sitting too much or whatever whatever whatever it is getting old getting old and i said he said it's you know look at these two like what what tell me about tell me about

it's incredibly painful he's saying it's incredibly painful yeah it's a pretty much of a yeah it's very uncomfortable and uh i said geez what do what do he what do he said well i got to get a therapist a physical therapist well that's coxedinia then yeah and they got a they got adjust it yeah and i said uh how do you look with that I said, how do they just it? It's like they go into the back door. And I said, how does that work? It's like, this woman, you know, very strong hands and upper body is up, up in there.

And she's trying to get it pushed the other direction. Like she's working on it, you know. And now here's what I love about Mike. I said to Mike, and don't get me wrong, this is not a critique. It's mainly, it's jealousy. It's pure jealousy. It's pure jealousy. I said to Mike, geez,

Louise, so I guess you got to think twice about having the chili con carne the night before, like, you know, the next day. Like, I could imagine the prep for me. Sits bath, you know, eating a lot of fiber. Tap water on those fleets. Evacuate myself.

Yeah, sure. Mike, because he's Mike. He goes, yeah, I don't think about it. You don't think about it. No, let her do her job. I said, but knowing you're going in the following morning, that day, that morning, you evacuate and then you take a shower. Where are you guys when you're having this conversation? We're in the parking lot of a Mexican food.

We're the parking lot. You just going, you don't think about it. And now you're going in. Where are we, Max? We were eating. We were in the back of Chondo's Tau. tacos in Sacramento. And Adam puts like a minor's helmet on at that point.

Like, oh, I'm going in. Well, Adam's asking a question. And he even said, like, yeah, you got to prep both physically. But then Adam even even applied to, I allude to like a mental prep, too. Just like, yeah, I wouldn't stop thinking about that. You know? Mike's like, what is there to think about? And I'm like, let her do her job.

He does this thing, which is great. He goes, what do I care? And it's like, I get it. Like, but that's how reptiles are why. human beings are like, oh my God, this woman I've never met before is going to be doing this. And I can think of a million things that could go wrong. Like, I'll tell you, the night before I'm thinking long. You're in Shadows.

I mean, what the hell? Yeah. I'm eating just clear broth the night before the next day I'm on the toilet. I am taking a, I'm getting a bottle brush when I get into that shower. What was the hand move you just made? Bottle brush move. No, no, before that. Mike just like, I just go.

I don't really think about it. I don't know. When is he going? He's never gone before. Never gone before. No, he's been four times. Oh, Jesus. You honestly just show up.

This is obviously working. With no preconceived anything. And he's great because he throws it right back. He's like, what do you want me to do? And it's like, it's her job. Like, I try not to think about as much I can. Like, who wants to think about it? It's like, nobody wants to think about it.

But you have to. is a human being. And he's like, I don't know, let her do her job. You know, and I'm like, okay. So then this. Now, Drew, I want your professional opinion here. I'm ready. I said, well,

she's got to use a fair amount of lube, right? And he said, now? Come on. I don't think she uses lube. Oh, bullshit. And I said, Mike. No, come on. She's got to use lube.

And he said, I don't think so. And I said, Mike, what, first off, how do I know everything? You've been through this procedure four times, and I'm telling you what transpired at the procedure that you were there for. Do you wear a glove? No. No, that's what you're going to say next? No, this is the beauty. This is the beauty of Mike.

All right. I said, Mike, she's got a glove on. There's just, it's, there's no way she's going to attempt this without lube. No, no lube, he says. I said, Mike, first off, you don't know. she's coming up behind you, obviously. And she's doing her thing. And he's like, maybe the gloves are pre-lobed.

He said, hold on. There's no such thing. There's no such thing as pre-lobed gloves. He's like pretty sure they're pre-lobed. It's like a pre-lobed condom. It's an incredible thought process. Isn't it something to behold, Chris? And the best far is he's just eating.

He's just casually his mouth half full of responding to Adam. But I'm saying, Mike, there are no such thing as pre-lobed gloves and there's no such thing as her dropping a dry digit on you so thus she must use lube and the beauty of Mike this he'll take a couple of bites from his from his chica sandwich and then look up and go

I think the gloves are pre-loop there's no such thing as pre-loved I don't even know how do you get on how do you get to this place that doesn't exist that's I like it when they double down they have to defend the place

oh he was doubling down he was doubling down but he invented something called pre-lobed gloves that do not that don't they don't Drew have you

how many years you've been putting gloves on just thinking now Adam's like you can't even get those out of the box right you get them out of the box what finger do they lobe like why would you make that

like I know intuitively I've never worn a surgical glove in my life. I know they don't make that. Think about a pre-loop condom. It has to roll down, right? For the loop to sort of... True. How long have you been putting on surgical gloves?

Have you ever encountered a pre-lobed? I'm trying to think if I've seen anything like that. Like, I think I've seen... Why would you have it, though? You have a glove and then you have loop. Yes, that's the point. Right. Yes.

You have both. I know it's shocking to Mike. I told him, hey, Mike, I got a great idea. I got an invention. Napkins that already have barbecue sauce on them. Why spend all the time and effort of spilling barbecue sauce in a napkin? We'd have pre-brikewit sauce. You say it right then, this meal?

I set it up on stage when I was angry at him. But the beauty is, is when we walked away from this conversation, in his mind, he was 1,000 percent sure that there was something called prelude gloves. He wouldn't let go. He wasn't defending himself. He was informing us. I see. I see. I see. Just letting you know. Very matter of fact. Now, can we manipulate that coxics to get back into place?

He said it's relieved him a lot. But he said it's gone from like a 10 to a 5 in the pain department. Well, what else is our plan? Stretching and some sort of inflammatory. You've got to get in. Well, it... Is there surgery? No.

No. Coxedinia is very challenging. It's challenging, yeah. Tell that to this lady friend. Weirdly, I was just talking to somebody about it when you ran past me in the parking lot. Really? On the phone? Yes.

Drew was in his car on the phone when I ran past him in the parking lot 41 minutes ago. That's the conversation you're having? Yeah. Have we ever had this conversation before? Never. Wow. Have you ever heard we say the word, coxedinia? No.

No. That's awesome. But Max Pada, I'm glad you're there to act as a witness to these insensitive. insane conversation. I love them, though. They're the most entertaining thing to be a part of. After 20 minutes of me explaining to him that pre-loop gloves have never been invented, and I know, because I know everything, he just went, pretty sure they're pre-loop. And Mike's usually kind of announcing things as he drives, too, right? Oh, we were sitting and eating. But he announced this sort of outrageous stuff while he's driving along. Well, the conversation started, we told Max

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