The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Classic #527: From Scary to Fun
Episode Date: March 13, 2026February 28, 2017Adam and Drew open the show discussing the fact that Drew recently sang the national anthem at the Los Angeles Kings game. They then turn to the phones and take several calls... including a mom who is wondering when to tell her now adults kids to move out of the family home and another who is trying to find a reasonable way to get his girlfriend to become more active and possibly accompany her to the gym in order to keep her healthy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Time for throwback episode number two, from scary to fun, February 2017 as well.
We discussed the fact that I sang the national anthem for the Los Angeles Kings game
and how scary that was, but it did go to fun.
And we go to the phones and take calls, including a mom wondering how to tell her now adult kids to move out
and another who's trying to find a way to get his girlfriend to become more active
and possibly accompanying her to the gym in order to keep her, quote, healthy.
Enjoy. Episode 527 from February 2017.
Recorded live at Corolla 1 Studios with Adam Carolla
and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist
Dr. Drew Pinsky.
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It's good j-jute.
Drew, I was listening last week, and I heard, wait a minute, Drew's singing the national anthem at the Kings game.
I did.
It was so fun.
It was fun this time.
Fun.
One from scary to fun.
Well, this time, by the way, I was able to really understand why it freaked me out so badly last time.
It's intact.
Laser shows, volume music, way too loud.
A DJ playing some crazy wild lous.
music wild two you know first of all lights lights lights lights lights lights lights lights
search lights flying around the place a guy blah blah blah screaming into the microphone
outcome the you don't realize this unless you're down there on the ice the refs come out
first and they're like six eight on their ice somebody's goals are big on their skates i'm sorry
and they're going it looks like 45 50 miles an hour when they come past you there's and so that
freaks out then the teams come out and start swirling over
around you, still the lights aren't on.
There's just flashing lights and lasers and stuff and crazy music.
The train horns going on.
And I thought, oh, well, this is why I was so freaked out.
I can sort of take it in this time.
And then the guy's on, blah, blah, blah, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, boom, to
the place goes black and two gigantic lights come on you.
How's intense?
How'd you do?
Fine, I think.
Yeah, I would have heard.
I think her if I fucked it up.
Terrible.
No, it was not terrible.
It was just, you know, it was, if I can keep my anxiety down, I can do fine.
It's not a big deal.
I'm going to actually, Douglas, who's my musician kid, who's been coaches me up for this, said, we're going to, we're going to take it up a notch.
So we're going to go bring the pitch up.
We're going to bring, we're going to do it a higher key, so make the higher notes a little more.
I thought you meant arena league football, like going to a bigger venue, but you're saying.
Well, I'll tell you, my goal, just because it's.
fun. It's really as fun, and they treat you, I mean, it's, you know, it's like you're reimbursed
for doing this because they treat you well, would be the new RAM stadium when that gets gone.
Maybe the Chargers.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
And your son, I love this, is going to take you to the next level.
Oh, yeah, because he knows what he's doing. He's actually the real deal.
And you can, but you can't get caught in between levels. You've got to get to the next level.
Yeah, no, we have to like work it up.
Yeah.
It has to be done right.
All right.
Good.
It feels good.
And I thought I thought of you because I thought of that axiom of you don't do something until you do it and then you've done it and now you can do that.
Mm-hmm.
It only takes really one to break that hymen.
Yeah.
It really depends what it is we're talking about and you're wiring and there's weird stuff like I could remember when.
Donnie Osmond couldn't take the stage.
And it's like, Donnie Asman was 47.
He's been on stage for 41 years.
He's never not been on stage.
And it was like all of a sudden, he couldn't go out on stage.
But you know what's weird?
Phobias like that, like fear of flying, usually come on after a while of doing it without having any fear.
Stage, stage fright, obviously anybody can get at any time.
But these phobias, they sort of emerge and then they get intense.
Mm-hmm.
And then they go away.
Yeah.
That's what seemed to happen with Donnie.
But either way, I just remember hearing about it going, this is 15 years ago, but I just remember thinking, the guy's 40-something years old.
He's going to be on stage.
Every Osmond was born on stage, you know, when all of a sudden can't go out on stage.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Interesting wiring.
Interesting experience.
All right.
Drew.
Yeah.
A quick question for you.
Last week I was getting into this on my podcast, which was the Trump cram by the pussy thing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that thing.
Oh, that thing.
Yeah, but it was funny because I'm sitting next to Gene and Brian, and they're like, well, that's what he says he does.
No.
And I was like, no, no, no, no.
He said.
I know.
I know I'm saying he was.
Now, still you.
But I want to, I want to your assessment in the near curiosity.
My assessment was.
No, I don't want it yet.
Oh.
Go ahead.
I said it's like Tom Brady saying I could go to any, rob any bank in Boston and I wouldn't be arrested.
Same thing.
And then you go, Tom Brady robs banks or used to rob banks in the Boston area.
Or he's condoning or he's threatening to go rob a bank.
They're supporting bank robbers.
And no, he's both.
posting about how popular he is in that region.
That's in, and I would even argue what Trump is sort of doing as I remember it, he would be, if it were the Brady thing, Brady would have to say more like, can you believe they would even let me rob banks.
I'm so popular, right?
Well, as somebody who sort of studies humans, because when you say, oh, this is what he does, then I go, look, let me tell you,
the difference with what you do and what you say.
I don't know how much bragging Bill Cosby did about drugging people and molesting them.
I don't, I'm going to go with little to none.
Yeah.
I didn't hear.
Did you guys ever hear Bill Cosby boasting?
Sure didn't.
About giving chicks roofies?
Yeah, there was one episode in the Cosby show.
It was a very special episode where Theo wanted to know why Daddy was out so late.
Okay.
He didn't do that.
He didn't talk about it, but as it turns out, he did a fair bit of it, but didn't talk about it.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
He didn't talk about it.
He went out and lived it.
Okay.
Allegedly, I guess.
Now, what I was saying is when people go out and do it, then you can turn on the TV and you can see Gloria Allred parade a whole group.
of people who got grabbed in the crotch by this guy.
That's what you do it.
He was talking about it.
But as I was sitting, as I realized, and because, now, I don't know.
It was Chris Rock, actually, that sort of alerted me to this.
He was doing a stand-up about overcharging in crimes.
Like, you can't, if you're overcharge, you're not going to win your case.
And he goes, don't do that to Trump because you're going to lose your credibility.
He goes, the guy didn't say he did it.
He said, women would even let him.
do it just because he's a big star and he can't believe it.
Right.
So, Gary, I'm going to use you.
For what?
I don't know.
Grabbing her.
Gina and Brian seemed to be very convinced that that's what he went and did.
Brian especially was, I believe Brian even said not to be combative, but I don't think
that's what it was.
He said something that caught my ear that was almost like, I know this is me, shit,
on your point and telling you you're wrong, but I think you're wrong.
Well, what he said was there have been women who've come forward, but the women have come
forward to been like he invited me to his hotel room for a club sandwich, and then he sat there
on his bathrobe and tried to convince me to sit on his lap, but it wasn't this activity.
Nobody, to my knowledge, is acclaimed he's done this activity.
But I do think Brian and Gina believe it, I think, although I got to believe politics is
is shaping opinions.
It's very much the same thing as the immigration thing, which is, hey, we don't want
these felon guys here.
We want to take care of that and have no more up here.
He hates immigrants.
All immigrants.
Are you an immigrant?
We need to strike.
I guess.
But what is bothering me is that...
I hate everybody.
What I'm saying is is people are losing their ability to interpret speech and think, which is
here's what someone is saying, here's what they're doing.
Anyway, we don't need it.
But it starts to confuse me because once you get enough people around you
who've seen something a different way than you saw it or heard it,
then you start to question yourself as to what am I missing in this?
I heard a guy using it.
Did you play it again for Brian or Gina?
Yeah.
You played it.
And then they still adhered?
I think it's more of an element of I don't like him.
So this whatever he's doing, I'm not down with.
So this is close enough.
I'm fine with that.
And I'm fine with I don't like him talking about women that way.
I'm cool with that.
Well, as I pointed out, you taking the podium and saying that is one thing.
You being microphoneed and not knowing it, then that's not you making these proclamations about women.
I understand.
But it's still people going, I don't like I'm talking about it like that.
I get that.
I understand.
Forget it.
Although, I don't know.
Have they ever been in a locker room?
No, I know.
Okay.
But no, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know how it works.
All I know is it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a thing where I'm getting back to Tom Brady.
Anyway, in my mind, it was a guy using hyperbole.
Yes.
To describe boastfully how does.
desirable he is to women.
I would even refine a little further as he's boastfully describing how crazy it is when
you're famous, what people allow you to get away with.
Yeah.
They would even allow you to get away with.
Well, as I pointed out, he also said, give me a tick-tac.
I impulsively just kiss women.
I can't help myself.
And then he met the woman, but he never kissed her.
So he doesn't do what I'm saying.
Like the things he was saying was, give me a mint.
I could just lay one on her.
I might do that at any time.
And everyone goes, oh, he's assaulting women.
But then 10 seconds later, he was in the presence of this tall, beautiful woman.
And he just stood there and shook her hand.
Like he didn't do.
There's an example of him not doing something he said he could do or might do or has done
that happens 12 seconds later in the clip.
Again, if you wanted to really just break down the game film, I think you'd understand it.
But I don't think, I'm not sure if people, I'm always curious, though, I'm not sure what people believe fully.
I don't, I don't know.
They, they definitely seem sincere.
This is Gina, Brian, Gina mostly, sincere in that that's what he's playing is.
Or that's what he does.
That's what he did.
Or that's what he was saying he did.
Yeah?
Yeah.
He didn't see it that way.
No.
All right.
I didn't either.
But for me, I got to see some bodies before I call in.
Some evidence.
I need to see something.
habeas corpus, baby.
I need to see some corpus, baby.
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All right.
Who do you want to talk to?
I got a couple of women up there.
All right.
Let's try Jennifer.
I think you'll like this one.
All right.
Let's talk to Jennifer.
Jennifer?
Yes.
41, Dallas?
Correct.
Did you hear Trump as saying I do this to women?
No, I try not to listen to Trump.
Hey, Jennifer, can I have something before something she just did caught my ear, and it's another sort of evolution that's underway.
I've noticed now when people go, hey, how many kids you got?
And they go, I thought you have three?
Correct.
Correct has become a response, like affirmative.
And it's not just Jennifer.
Jennifer just did it.
I'm hearing it all the time now.
And it's, and I first heard it in my attorney, friends.
Are you an attorney?
No, I work in a medical office.
It's a negative.
But I'm wondering if it's the legal jargon bleeding in or would you have any idea where you pick that up, Jennifer?
I don't.
I work in billing, so maybe I'm trying to be concise.
Yeah, when people have to be, yeah.
I think people text.
Maybe it's all the texting.
Yeah, because okay.
The same thing is correct.
It's texting.
But I think it's a legal thing.
It's where you've got to make sure people heard me a far.
correct it's really something you do when you're in a deposition don't nod please yes yes
yeah go ahead Jennifer sorry my question is I have a 17-year-old and a 20-year-old I'm the 17-year-old
not so much of the problem but my 20-year-old is not in college dropped out of high school
about six months before she graduated I've called you before wait a minute
hold on hold on before she graduated or before she was supposed to graduate
before she was supposed to graduate.
So some people leave school early, but they have a degree.
Not your kid.
No, she ran away and say that when she was about, she was one month after she turned 18.
Me and her got into an argument and she left.
She came back five months later.
Well, she didn't come back.
She had what I call a psychotic break five months later,
threatened to commit suicide and then put her in a mental hospital.
So we got her medicated.
That's been two years ago pretty much right now, so two years ago.
And she's been doing fine.
She's had a job for a year.
Then she left my house again, lost her job, was gone for five months.
We didn't have the psychotic break this time, but she did have to come back.
That was in October.
She now has another job because I, you know, pick the pieces back up, put her back together,
make her go work and do what she's supposed to do.
She has a job again, but in September she'll be 21.
And I think she needs to leave my house.
We agree.
Yep.
She is only making, she's only working about 28 hours a week.
Every full-time job that she tries to get is full-time for about a month,
and then it goes down to between 28 and 30 hours.
So she's only making about $750 a month.
Yeah.
Well, look, so Jennifer, sorry.
I don't know where dad is in this equation.
I'm married to him.
He's here.
All right.
I'm curious what his participation is with this.
You guys on the same page?
No, he very much, any time she, he's not super participatory in her life necessarily.
But every time she calls, he will go rescue her.
Okay.
A couple other questions.
Is she still medicated?
She is.
Have substances figured into this?
Not that I'm aware of.
I mean, when she came back the second time, I wouldn't give her her room back.
I made her sleep in the dining room for so last month.
I like that.
Yeah, now she's got an eating disorder.
You can only sleep on a at a leaf table for so long before she's a dreaming of food.
So my heart goes out to you.
I agree she needs to learn and a little tough love, meet it out and end doses, you know, not an avalanche.
Right, she's trying to do.
And as far as the thing, you know, I am a guy.
I don't like to talk about myself.
I know that.
I know that.
Okay.
It's all right.
Go ahead.
Just this one.
I was living in my garage and there was a sort of clock running.
like my stepmom wanted me out of that garage badly.
Still unclear to this day why.
For your own good.
It wasn't the use as a sewing room.
They converted back into a garage.
There were still springs on the door.
You know, they just took them.
Anyway.
So they wanted me out to park their cars.
And I had the clock ticking.
And so I was making $7 an hour digging ditches and picking up garbage.
and as soon as I landed my $7 an hour full-time job,
which wasn't making me too much,
as soon as I put together about a month and a half
or two months of work,
it was time to gather up some roommates
and go apartment hunting,
not three-bedroom apartment hunting,
one-bedroom apartment hunting.
And then the three of us just lived in this one-bedroom apartment
and slept on a futon with a dude
and the other dude was on the sofa,
and that's what it was.
That's all it was.
That was what she did the last time.
Much like with Abraham Lincoln
when he shared a room in a bed with the guy,
they immediately conclude he's gay.
So we'll have the same conclusion about you in the future.
So the point is,
you know, when people go, I don't have enough
money to move out, do you
your ways to swing it. It's super
uncomfortable, but there are ways to swing
it. I would suggest
does she have friends?
not she has one really good friend that almost suffers from what she is her really good friend is a sober
person now at 20 which is saying something and she has so much anxiety that she cannot work she's
never had a job a day in her life she's about to be 21 like my daughter they would be great roommates
if the other chick could get a job yeah oh man but she's living at dad's house too and then the last
people, she became friends with through her work. She went and lived with them for four or five
months, but then got a boyfriend, my daughter got a boyfriend, decided she couldn't make it to work
anymore, decided she didn't need her medication. Five-poly one, by the way. And then when they kicked
her out at four in the morning, she called me. So she's tried to leave. It just, she just, if there's not,
a, mama is not staring over her shoulder making her go to work, she won't go to work, and she won't
keep up with her in HMR appointments.
What's HM?
Mental health, middle retardation.
The state program, because I won't pay for the medication, I made her go get on the state
program and bail medicator.
Okay.
Oh, man.
You're doing everything about as right as you can do it.
I would hope she could get a therapist, get somebody in her corner that's not her mom.
Is this causing grief between you and your husband?
No.
My husband's very, very passive.
and kind of chill.
It will if, when she leaves and I get mad and pack up all her stuff and take all her stuff off the walls and I don't want to,
because it makes me too angry to look at it, he'll get upset with me.
And when she calls and I say leave her, he won't leave her.
But other than that, there's not a whole lot of discussion.
Could you guys ever downsize to where this, you know, there's not a bedroom for her to come home to or certainly not her bedroom?
Yes.
She lived, the last two times she's come home, she's lived in the dining room because that's the first thing I do is move.
to a two-bedroom.
All right, okay.
You know, other than getting a therapist, if you can, I know that's a little costly,
and they may not offer that through the state system.
You got to let her fall in her face a little bit.
The only thing I would support back in the home environment is say, you know,
hey, how do you like this minimum wage stuff?
Maybe you want to go back to school, you know, get your GED, finish.
That I would support, you know, that you can sort of get behind and support her through
that.
But otherwise, she's got to do herself and has to keep falling down without,
rescue, I'm afraid.
I don't know what the hell we do about this anymore.
This, you know.
This phenomenon.
Yes.
Yeah.
Just, hey, get up, get to work.
Let's go.
You know.
What's going to happen is a baby, a baby daddy, more state.
That's what's going to happen.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's talk to Preston, 28, from Dallas.
You want to avoid that, too.
Hey, hey, Drew, what's going on?
What's going on, man?
How are y'all doing?
I'm just trying to, I'll get to the point quick.
I got a girlfriend a little over a year now or something like that.
Nothing special, but I want to know in the future also how to broach the situation.
But basically, you know, just trying to convince her to be a little more, like, work out a little bit more and be a little bit more health conscious about how she does things.
I don't want to come off like an asshole or anything like that, but I want to get the right kind of vibe.
Give us some examples.
Like I usually I get up before work around 545, 6 o'clock and go work out before work, then go to work.
Whenever I try and get her to go, she's like, you know, pulling teeth, trying to get her to go.
Because she's not a morning person?
Well, you know, who can claim that?
But once you start doing it, anybody can be a morning person.
Some people have a lot more difficulty with the mornings.
Like I like mornings.
Once I start doing it, I'm fine.
But there are people that really have trouble with the mornings.
She doesn't seem like it, but I mean, it could be a possibility, but you know, anybody that doesn't want to work out.
It's like I, it's a constitutional thing for a lot of it.
It's like just, it's a constitution, you know.
And it just kind of, it just kind of depends.
Like I just really realize that I've spent my whole life doing horrible shit that I didn't want to do.
I mean, that's all I've done.
I really, my entire.
Most of my adolescents, you know, when I was...
We're talking about brewing again?
Yeah.
No, when I...
When I was playing football in high school,
they had this, like, off-season workout thing at Valley College.
And I remember Chris Hardin would come pick me up,
and he'd come pick me up in his Toyota Corona station wagon.
And it was like...
It was this thing where you went to Valley College four miles away,
and you worked out on this newfangled Nautilus equipment.
And you'd go from station to station to station,
and you'd hit it as hard as you could,
and you'd do the whole thing in like 45 minutes or something,
but you'd hit every station, and then you'd come home.
But it was a summer thing.
So I'd be at the Mulholland Club drinking beers and jumping off the roof,
and brewing on people and stuff.
And then come rolling in at like two in the morning, buzzed, you know.
And then at like 6.45, he'd come up the driveway and the station wagon, like, hon, honk, you know.
And it'd just be like, I didn't even eat breakfast or have a cup of coffee or do anything.
It was like, just get up, put your shorts on, go jump in the back of the car, get spilled out at Valley College.
And the football coach would, like, blow the whistle next thing, you know, you'd be on some lat press or something going.
nuts. I just spent my whole life doing that. I realized my wife has not spent her life doing that.
Thus, I can go do stuff like that that she can't do. Yeah. It's just, that's my, that's my background.
Yeah. And a little. Not even for like an aesthetic thing, like, just the overall health thing, like trying to promote, like, a better, you know, that's one thing for them to look good, but one thing is just practice, like, constant things, like, you know, how to just impart that on them.
I mean, oh.
I know.
Listen.
Women don't listen.
Nobody listens.
Employees don't listen.
Kids don't listen.
Everyone's not listening.
No one listened to anybody.
I've tried, I try all this stuff at my house.
Nobody gives a shit.
It's just, it's the new world order.
Now, unfortunately.
Behavior change is really hard.
It's hard.
Not for me.
And girls don't like listening to guys either.
They don't listen to anybody.
And they're fucking.
And so can friends tell them, don't know you listen to Pressmore.
You don't have to listen to President.
Don't everyone listen to President.
And then here's the problem, Preston.
Here's the problem.
You want to happen, Drew?
What happens?
The thing is, is like, you end up going, okay, you guys all watch TV and eat things that are covered
with, you know, high fructose corn syrup, and I'm going to be over here working out.
And it's like, they go, yeah, fine.
You're okay.
We have an, we have it.
The alternative is I can sit with you and eat stuff that's dunked in corn syrup.
Or you can come with me and we'll go take a walk.
Or I'm not going to sit and have my mind turn to mush eating corn syrup.
I'm going to go do this thing.
So it pretty much like the opposite of a fail safe that if I just try and change who she is or what she's trying to do,
I'm just, you know.
It's the alternative.
You have two things.
Oh, you have three things, and you have to kind of meet in the middle because I run up against
this too, which is, okay, family, I'm going to go over here and make a documentary.
You guys hang out.
But I'd like it if you came with me to, you know, be a part of this process, but that's not
what you're, that's not in your cards.
So I don't want to argue.
I also don't want to not make a document.
documentary. So I'm going to make a documentary. And then when I'm done, I'm just going to come home and we'll resume life.
I would say keep the pressure on, keep offering alternatives, try to motivate change. It's hard.
What do you think, what do you guys think about me like just 6 a.m. alarm clock? Like, wake up. We're going right now. Like, just wake her up and try and get her going and like just go hardcore on it.
It'll work once or twice maybe. It's not going to work. It's like. Try to do that with your dog.
You have to, it's just, it won't work.
It's just, look, I'll give you, I'll give you an example.
My, my wife was eating these horrible breakfast bars, you know, these candy bars with, you know,
nougat and tapioca and marshmallows.
And it's like, it's crazy.
Just junk, just junk, you know.
And, you know, I brought Vinny Tortorich by the house, and he said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, no, no, you don't start your day with this.
This is a disaster.
And he said, you don't want this.
And he said, well, what should we eat?
We eat a scrambled egg.
Well, a scrambled egg was a bridge too far for Lynette, who was essentially eating candy bars for breakfast.
It was not, she was looking for something sweet.
True.
What face are you making?
No kidding.
Yeah, no kidding, too.
There's a baker's dozen of goddamn donuts in the next room that I'm dying to get my hands on, but I'm not doing it.
Try me insane by the money.
Okay.
Drew, you're making a face.
Let's go, you know.
That's my point is this.
Okay.
So, what do I do?
Shall we now research what the best, highest quality, sweet breakfast bar out there is that I will buy and that we can order by the case online?
Did you do this?
Yes.
You weren't told you were an asshole yet?
Stay out of it, old man.
I was initially, it was some of the initial stuff.
Okay, all right.
But okay.
All right.
Now, Vinny would, if you showed Vinny this candy bar,
he would laugh and tell you you're nuts.
This is still bad.
I understand that.
But the egg is a bridge too far,
and this bar is better than the other bar.
Progress, not perfection.
The caramel maculata carnation, hazelnut, Danish fantasy with the fucking churo flavor that Lynette liked to dump in her coffee as well was labeled as basically poison by Vinny Tortorich.
So I said, now what can we, what might we do here?
Well, I don't like coffee black and I don't like it with a little cream.
I like it sweet.
Okay.
This stuff is just corn syrup and caramel coloring and water and oil.
Yeah.
It's a byproduct from a chemical factory.
What are we doing here?
Right.
By the way, all the guys the other shop love it, too.
It's kind of weird conspiracy.
Anyway.
Okay.
So now she puts a shot a half and half in like a couple of lumps of like brown,
not brown, but like un-whatever refined sugar.
A couple lumps of sugar.
It's a little sweetness, gets a little cream.
I think she enjoys it.
All right, good.
Okay.
Be better without the sugar.
Yeah.
But it's progress.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's what you're...
Looking for progress.
Looking for progress.
So if she took a walk every once in a while, this woman, or if she did something of exertional something, whatever we were...
Yeah.
Let's take a walk.
What exercise should you?
What exercise?
Here's my first question.
What's the exercise you will do?
Yes.
The one you will do is the one you should start with.
That's right.
By the way, we always talk about this as far as Vinnie.
As someone who used to drink that vanilla crap that we have over there,
heavy whipping cream is delicious.
Yes, of course it is.
It takes a day or two to get past the initial, oh, where's my vanilla, whatever?
But I would never go back.
That's the part that always saddens me about these encounters,
which is I do think Lynette enjoys her cream, her pure,
heavy cream and her lump of sugar, I think probably more.
But it's the transition that takes the time.
And by the way, might enjoy some scrambled eggs and a piece of bacon.
Who knows?
Who knows?
We'll never find out.
I'm done.
So the point is, is, yeah, go for walks.
Go for a bike ride.
Go rollerblading.
You know what I mean?
You're not getting her up at six and hitting the job.
in with you. But shh, we can
start, I do this at home.
Hey, let's all go for walk, everybody. We all
go one for a walk last weekend.
You know, let's start doing this
stuff. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. So until next time, man,
Crohn's Dr. Sam.
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