The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Classic #655: Preponderance of Porn
Episode Date: August 20, 2026Aug 30, 2017Adam and Drew open the show discussing the idea of furniture and how they both grew up in households where nothing was replaced, simply used forever. They also turn to the phones ...and speak to a few different callers including one who has a question about Adam's driving techniques, another who is wondering if it's strange that he doesn't desire a relationship in his late twenties and more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Time for another throwback episode. This is also August 2017. We talk about the idea of furniture and how we both grew up in households where nothing was ever replaced. You didn't used to buy furniture. It just sort of you inherited it or what you bought is what you stayed with your lifetime. We also go to the phones and speak to a few different colleges, including one who has a question about Adam's driving techniques. Another who's wondering if it's strange that he doesn't desire.
relationship in his late 20s. Again, novelty at the time. Now more routine. Enjoy this throwback
episode from August 30th, 2017. Recorded live at Corolla 1 Studios with Adam Carolla and board
certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to
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for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you, don't we Druski?
We do. I love that.
Oh, I feel like crap. I don't know why either. Well, I didn't sleep last night. I don't know why.
Not sleeping. Yeah, those nights can throw you off immensely. I wonder it's an interesting time because for the first time ever, we're talking about sleep hygiene.
Yeah. When I was, you know, if you don't.
believe me, there's a million mattress commercials about it's $400 bucks.
They live straight to your door, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
When we were growing up, when I was growing up, everything to do with bedding and beds was kind of a luxury.
Yeah.
Like if you saw a rich person, they had the four posts that bed with the canopy and the blah, blah, blah.
And then the regular folks, you just had a mattress, you know.
Hey.
Yeah.
Stuff to pillow a case with hay.
Yeah, no, my mom had a mattress on the floor.
Yeah.
And no one ever talked about, like, hey, do you want a new mattress or a box ring mattress set or new bedding or fitted sheets or whatever?
It's just I had a blanket.
That was my blanket.
Oh, the idea of replacing a mattress.
My wife's very end of all of, I know if a mattress is worn out.
I don't think we ever, my entire family of origin history replaced a mattress.
Right?
Did you?
No.
Like any more than you would replace a steel plate in your head.
Right.
Like we didn't replace mattress.
We didn't replace food.
We're going to buy mattresses.
Hey, that's it.
We're out of spaghetti.
It's going to be a rough life.
What are you going to do?
Like, I mean, seriously, furniture.
I didn't know you could buy new furniture.
I didn't know.
We didn't replace it.
We didn't replace it, but new furniture.
We would see, we had this sofa that was this bird.
erlappy, itchy, green kind of horsehair mess.
And it was just this big blob of a puke green sofa.
And it had no shape or arms or anything to.
It's just like a bleu.
And it made a weird noise when you sat on it and so on and so forth.
It was a bleh.
And it was my mom.
And then my dad got divorced.
And then the sofa went with him.
And then he moved into his house.
And then the sofa went over to that house.
I was like, you wouldn't just move and get a new sofa.
I was like this sofa would follow you around for years, decades.
Silverware, plates, like the same.
There was nothing.
Well, if you moved, you moved your everything.
You had to buy, if you were to move a house, you have to say, well, does this stuff fit in it?
Does it, your stuff?
They'd make it fit.
So when it came to, like, sleep hygiene, it was just pretty much, I had cot mattresses, basically.
I had, I went, I went from.
I started in the service porch on a miniature little bed,
but not a box spring in mattress.
There was enough room on the service porch.
And then at some point I went to like my dad's apartment,
but that was just another like sofa sleep.
And then I went up at a loft.
And that was another sort of mattress on a piece of wood.
And then even when they got their new house,
when they got a decent house,
it was still a mattress up on kind of a box.
It wasn't a box spring.
It was a piece of wood.
And no thoughts to eyeshades or fans or noise making devices or earplugs or anything.
The deal was is if you live by the freeway, you'd just hold the pillow over your head.
It was like it was sort of a lumpet kind of thing.
It was weird.
Like last night, just last night, Lynette was like, where's the fan?
Can I tell you how many times this has happened in my life?
sort of randomness like I was on a road trip last weekend and I tend to when I'm on a road trip
sort of pull everything out of trunk of my car and I'll sort of set it on this workbench
in my garage so there there was a fan there that I took with me on the road trip by the way
one of my few I'm staying in an Airbnb and it's going to be hot and I bet they don't have a fan
line around because they don't want to burn the kilowatt so I'm going to pack my
own fan and I did it was good um but this thing where you go uh so there was some beers on
there there was a fan on there there was just some junk from my trunk on there and I said to my guy Rob
I said you know tidy up the the uh tidy up the garage before I leave and for you leave and I said
like well what you want me to do with the beers you know and I said just put the beers where the beer
goes on the shelf just put the stuff where it goes kind of thing then of course last night
I was sitting in my office about 10 o'clock
and
and I got the
Hey, do you know where the fan is?
From Lynette, for Sunny, because Sunny needs
a fan. Because now it's
we think about it. You know what I mean? Like when we were kids,
it's hot. That's hot. Everyone's hot.
Go to sleep. Shut the door.
You know what I mean? Open a window. Who cares?
Go to bed. Hose it out back. Yeah.
Yeah, like, now, yeah, I've hosed myself off.
He's like, where's the fan? And I said,
I took it
with me, but I'm back. Is it in the trunk of
car? No, I took it out. It's probably in the garage. I looked in the garage, not in the garage.
All right, let me go look. Go out, walk in, walk to the garage. Chrome fan just sitting on top of
the workbench. And I just thought, Rob, you could have put it away. Lynette, you probably could
have found it. Like, I didn't have to make the walk. I know no one cares about the walk, but
let's be a little more on top of things. Let me relax a little over here. I can't tell you how many times,
If you guys had this happen a million times your life where you go, where's the fill in the blank,
where's the cooler, where's the fan, where's everything, you just say to your old lady, it's in the
garage, it's on the shelf.
Isn't in the garage?
No, it is not.
It happened men and women, like all the time.
Then because I'm right 99.
percent of the time, I go, I took it with me, and then I took everything out of my trunk,
so I didn't bring it.
It's in the garage somewhere.
And then you make the walk out, and they go, I've checked the garage or I've checked the pantry,
I've checked the whatever.
and then you go, I thought I put it.
Then you walk over to the pantry and they go over there.
It goes right here.
They go, okay, I didn't see it.
And you're like, are you just fucking with me?
Like, are you trying to get me?
I know they're not fucking with me.
I'm the, I can't find a guy.
I know.
I know.
No, actually, you're the, I'd like to shit on your point guy.
No, no, no.
I can't find a guy.
Secondly, you're right.
Secondly, there's a big gap and then there's, I can't.
Let me shit on Adam guy.
No, no.
I was going to make your point.
My point is this.
There's a thing.
It's a cooler.
It's a fan.
It's a whatever.
My answer to you is, I think I put it in the garage or I think I put it in the pantry or I think I put it out front.
When that comes out of my mouth, there's now a 99.7 chance that it is in that place.
Yes.
Please go find it without me.
And then please try to – let's try to avoid the part where I get up, go, walk over and go, it's sitting right here.
I'm so bad.
I actually qualify it.
Like, look, it's me.
I didn't see it.
It doesn't mean it's not there.
You probably are right.
So I can go look again, but I probably won't see it again.
Well, how about you close your eyes?
feel for it.
I know.
It's there.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Okay.
I understand.
Adam's right so often that if he says it's in a pantry.
Always right.
Always right.
And I walked by it and I saw it.
I'd still look at the pantry.
Well, to be fair, people move things.
There's always the, there's always that element.
The black swan.
The black swan.
Anyway, fan in Sunny's room and sleep.
hygiene a big deal and it just wasn't a big deal.
Well, my sleep hygiene last night was for crap.
And when you're talking about sleep hygiene, you're talking about sort of bedding and the environment for sleep.
But there's actually a physiology we call sleep hygiene, which is, you know, the sleep cycling you're into and whether you have obstructive apnea and whether you're breathing normally and all kinds of stuff.
You know, do you have an adequate amount of red sleep, adequate amount of deep sleep?
Well, I would say to everybody who does nothing about, you know, all we talk about is diet and exercise and good vibes.
And are you drinking enough water?
And are you meditating?
And that's not.
Sleep.
Look into your sleep.
Very important.
Spend some time.
Look, you may work out an hour a day or you may meditate an hour a day or you may take supplements for 10 minutes a day or whatever it is or your health drink or whatever it is.
but sleep is eight.
Please make it a good eight.
All right.
Feeling good, Drew?
Yeah, let me do a zip recruiter thing.
I'm not feeling good, actually.
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Bill, 39, Michigan.
Bill.
Hey, Adam.
How's it going?
Good.
How you doing?
Good.
Sorry, this is more of a car cast question, but I just watched your video.
You're racing your Porsche.
I notice you don't, you'll tell downshift.
No, not much at all.
Not in the race.
And I need to.
What does that mean?
It's a technique where you blip the throttle when you downshift to rev match, the gear you're downshifting to.
And you should do it.
And I think everyone but me does it.
And I'm not good at it.
And I always say, I'm going to start this race.
But my problem is, is I don't want to do the learning curve, which slows me down.
I just do my old way of doing it.
So I, Bill, and then when you drive the Trans Am car with the sequential gear shift, you don't have to do it.
It just kind of, oh, you can.
I mean, it's not going to hurt, but it's not quite as, not quite as crucial as it is with the old pattern.
So Bill, I'm going to commit to learning how to do it.
Because it's like it's one of these things.
It's like a golf swing or something where I can kind of do it.
But when the tournament comes around, I go to my old swing, which is not heel-heel-toeing.
That makes sense, right?
Until you're proficient at it.
You don't want to.
I kind of always go, this race, this is what I do.
But then we get into the race and I'm not doing it.
But you're probably not doing it because it's probably not going to improve your performance.
So who cares then?
It won't that race.
If I'd done that five years ago, it would have improved.
my performance.
Okay.
Right, Bill?
Yeah, I would, I would suggest, which you get to have a car that you drive every day.
It's amazing.
Well, the problem, every day.
The problem is I don't drive a car.
I drive an automatic, and the only time I drive a stick shift is when I get in a race car.
I drive for a year an automatic, and then I get in the car and it's got a clutch, and we're racing.
So I, but, yes, you got to practice it, and I agree.
And I always say, here's the other thing I do.
I go, I'm going to get a car of the stick shift.
I'm going to drive it around for a week before we go to the race so I can get used to heel towing and shifting and clutch and I'll go and then I never do.
Why is it called heel toe?
Because that used to be the technique.
Now it's a weird rolling of the foot technique.
The idea is apply the brake with your right foot and then roll your right foot over to the throttle and blip the throttle.
Like punch it for a second.
and then shift.
It's all kind of a dance.
But it's got to take place in kind of milliseconds
and you really have to know
you have to be good at it.
Otherwise, it'll slow you down
because you'll be thinking about it or whatever.
The real fast guys
do left foot braking.
They put their left foot on the brake,
which is another whole technique to learn,
which is the reason,
so how that works is
the race cars
and streetcars as well.
If you, in theory, pretty much cross the board,
if you're shifting from downshifting, this is only downshifting.
If you're downshifting from third to second,
when you push the clutch in, the engine,
which would have been up at a high rev part,
as soon as you press the clutch in, it drops down.
Right?
Then you drop it into second and you let the clutch out.
And what happened?
It catches again.
What if the tachometer was right where it was going to be?
Just never moved.
When, well, you blipped it up and got it right to the $4,000 or whatever it would have been when you dropped it in the second.
You wouldn't have that thing.
I get that thing.
The guys should do the left foot breaking.
stay off the clutch, put their foot on the left foot on the brake pedal,
and match the revs with the right foot and shift without the clutch.
Faster.
And as long as you can match the revs, you don't need the clutch.
Wow.
But that takes a little while.
Yeah.
It's a master.
So you can imagine putting a brake on their left foot feel weird.
But then you'd have to get the RPM's exactly right.
Well, it becomes pretty easy with your right foot because you're on the throttle.
It would be easy to screw that up.
Right.
But what I should do is I should go away to throttle and break sleepaway camp for three days and just do it.
Yeah.
You know what I need to get a stick car.
Yeah, I do.
There's so many good ones out there.
I mean, you have to get an older car to do that?
Are they?
People make a few, but not too many.
I miss that.
That M5 I had?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, but the reality is you need a stick shift car and an automatic because you can't commit full-time to the stick shift anymore.
I drove that in five or three years.
No, look, I drove a Dotson mini-truck for years, you know.
But, I mean, in this day and age, I don't know that you'd want to go stick full.
Don't you not disagree, disagree with me for Christ's sake.
You wouldn't go to go full-time stick.
You couldn't go, I'm going to buy a car with a stick shift.
I live in L.A. and I'm this age.
I'm this tax bracket and I'm going to drive this thing for three years every day.
No, you'd have to go, I got this car and I got this weekend car or this whatever.
And then you could go out and get your jollies on the weekend or take it out on a Monday.
But every single day, everywhere you went, it'd get a little old.
That's something.
You're going out, you're heading out to Anaheim tonight.
You're going to be riding traffic literally from the time you leave here to the time you get to Anaheim.
You will be bumper to bumper nonstock.
Could you imagine doing that in a stick shift?
Misery.
All right.
There we go.
Thank you.
It's weird, but the whole next gen has no idea.
I took my kids out in a stick shift just to kind of blow their mind.
Like about six months, about a year ago.
I just took them out in a stick shift.
And I remember as I was like accelerating.
They're like, what the heck?
And I was like shifting in the next year and like chirped it a little bit.
Sonny was like yelling, we're going to get into trouble.
He wanted me to obey the post.
It's meat limits and stuff.
That's awesome, right?
All right.
Jesse, 28, Florida, Jesse.
Hey, some man, Drew.
What's up?
Going on, man.
Not much.
Sitting in Miami traffic right now.
It's all fun.
At least you got that stick shift to keep you company.
Yeah, my grand caravan has that thing.
I'm running up to the max.
Yeah, sweet.
Sweet, right.
Got a decal of wood on the side.
Yeah.
So, and I was calling, I have a question for you guys.
I just want to know why maybe it is that a bunch of my college buddies are all getting married or having steady girlfriends.
And I'm in bouncing around, and I just kind of am like apathetic about it.
I travel a lot for work.
I'm in medical sales.
But I just don't seem to have, like, the gumption to want to put any effort into anything long term.
I don't think he's unusual.
I hear a lot of this from people.
mostly a little younger than Jesse, but a lot in this age group.
Right.
And I'm not sure what it is.
It's an epidemic.
Well, I mean.
Porn, part of it.
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a ponderance.
A ponderance of porn.
A ponderance of porn.
What's a definition of ponderance?
Pre-ponderance of my pod.
I just got ponderance.
Look it out.
But preponderance.
It's a preponderance.
Okay.
Which means an excess.
predominance.
This says in British, it is weight or significance?
Pre-ponderance or ponderance?
Ponderance.
So we've got pre-ponderance.
All right.
It is a predominant.
Quality or fact of being greater in number, quantity, or importance.
No, but quantity.
Yeah, yeah.
Quantity, not all just weight and importance.
It's quantity.
And so to me, it's a ponderance.
What happened to you if you were like a young man with all this free
porn.
Well, so would you just throw your penis off?
It's a ton.
It's a ton of free porn.
Yeah.
It's a ton of, well, no, because I would have learned, like I would have learned the heeled
toe technique.
I would have been, I would have been born into it.
You know what I mean?
What would you call that technique?
Palm toe.
So, here's it.
Here's a deal.
You have all the free porn.
Yeah.
You have living until 90.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have this, you know, Tinder life and all the flat screens.
It's prolonged dependency on parents.
That's a little prolonged these days.
In the general.
Not a bad way.
I don't have a problem with.
It's just what it is.
But let's dig.
Digging.
All right.
Turn of the century or go back a century before that.
Let's just go back 200 years ago.
Okay.
1820.
1820.
A woman.
played a significant role in a man's life.
Significant. Not only did he need her for companionship and love, sex and all that stuff,
but we needed a partner here in this endeavor called life.
Listen, Abraham Lincoln's father after his mom died, Sarah, the person was Anne or something,
and he went to town to get a wife. He needed a wife. He went to town to get a wife and came back with a wife.
I want you to tell a story to Lynette next time you guys come home for a day.
Where's Adam?
He went to town.
Where?
What do you mean?
Abraham Lincoln's just use Sarah or whatever.
She's not going to call you on.
He's not going to correct you.
And she's in town.
He's getting a wife.
He's getting a wife.
He'll be back with one.
He'll be back with one.
Yeah, he may be kicking some tires.
You know what I mean?
It could be a one.
Whatever.
So, okay.
200 years ago, you needed.
Yeah.
Now you're looking at it and you're going, well, I have Grubhub.
They're bringing food to the house, right?
I got my flat panel TV.
I got U-Porn and all the other, all the other stuff.
I got, yeah, I'm not rich, but it still don't mean I don't have a fun car with good air conditioning and a big panel TV and 500 channels.
And I go out.
And then there's all the activities.
I mean, you think about what everyone has got to do.
There's the micro brew fest coming up at the racetrack this weekend,
and then we're all going out to whatever.
And you go from necessity to kind of luxury item.
You know, like, it'd be nice to settle down one day, but not going to town.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I could see myself.
Not now.
I'll see myself one day, maybe having a couple kids.
Maybe I'm done having fun, but not now.
You know?
So back then, that did.
exist and the further you get away from that world, the more it just kind of becomes a choice,
not a necessity.
Right.
And society's done judging.
But I would also argue that society used to judge.
No, no judge.
And we don't judge anymore.
No judging.
And I would argue that the porn takes the, you know, the need away.
You know what I mean?
It's like, yeah.
Preponderance.
A porn.
A preponderance of porn.
That's what Adam's new book.
Yeah.
Hey, Jesse.
Yes.
Yeah, we get it.
On the other hand,
on the other hand,
life
needs to be broken up
into stages.
We have to have a stage
where we're going to grade school
and making friends
and becoming independent
and learning about ourselves
and our place in the world.
Our cells.
Our cells and our place in the world.
And then we need the part
where it's time to go to high school and become a little more independent and adult
that have relationships, sexual relationship, and then there's moving out, and then there's
a career, and then there's having children and looking after others and becoming a father
and a mother.
This whole point where I'm going to be 14 with a driver's license and I can buy booze
and I got cash and I'll just do that for 50 years, that's kind of a flat line.
I mean, we can say it's a fun flat line, but it's a flat line.
Your life should have segments.
Develop it.
Should develop.
Yeah.
I mean, I'll put it.
And then decay.
Right, like Drew.
What I'm saying is, it's like, hey, I love playing high school football.
But you don't play high school football in your entire life.
You have to move on to a career and to other things that satisfy you and whatever it is.
And, you know, Jesse's 28.
In your case, talking about high school football.
Right.
I moved on to talking about high school football.
football. So that's, you want to be able to transition from this period to that period to the next
period, right? And I don't think we're doing quite enough of that. Well, I think some of that too is
much like what you said about the judging. Things are changing so much that the navigation is sort of
the, the road down which we navigate is a little less clear, you know? Yeah. It's like it's like the, we
to be bowling and the rails used to be up.
The rails are down now and people are like getting into the gutters and it's like it's not,
it's not, it's so clear anymore how to get down the middle.
Yeah, well, I think, I mean, you know, I don't like to talk about myself, but me writing a
book seven, eight years ago saying if 50 years will all be chicks, I must have been thinking
about this stuff.
I wouldn't have titled the book that if it wasn't what I was thinking.
and we have not been jogging that direction.
We've been sprinting that direction since that book came out.
A lot of the stuff I said in that book was a joke.
Like, hey, in 50 years, a lot of it's, we're there or we're going that way pretty fast.
And I'm not down with it because I do not sign off on the all change is progress.
There's a flaw to the all changes progress people, which is it's not all progress.
A lot of the stuff, you know, hey, you're, you know, no, get rid of those separate drinking fountains for blacks and whites.
That is progress.
Much of the stuff we're heading toward, not.
So don't mistake it for progress.
Devin, 27, Portland.
Hey, dudes, long time, second time.
How you guys doing?
Good, man.
What's going on?
Good.
Hey, Adam, I saw you at Laguna, actually.
I had high to you next to your 935, but it was running.
It was super loud.
But you and Matt, I was a guy in the denim shirt and the weird, funky frames.
Yeah.
Facial hair?
Something with facial hair.
Yeah, a little scruff.
You had a hat.
Yeah.
I had a hat.
Yeah.
Narrated it down to 63,000 of the 70,000 people were there.
Yeah, Nick said it down.
He had a hat.
At a daytime race at Laguna Sega.
Wow, man.
We could have found the Unabomber in day.
if we had eyes like yours.
He was between five and nine feet.
He had a hat.
Did you have a hat?
I did, a Dotson hat.
I knew it.
Chris knew it.
All right.
Yeah, no, I talked to Chris, too.
Yeah, anyway.
Hold on.
Was the hat on?
Facial hair on?
Yeah, I think so.
All right.
Was everyone nice?
Yeah.
Wrong place.
It was real sweet.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Yes, I remember you being a tall guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm about your height, 6-2-ish.
With some facial hair, a hat, the glasses, and a little bit of an exotic dark look.
Not a dark-skinned person, but a little swarthy look.
Is that you, Devin?
Yeah, well, I'm Irish, but I was pretty sunburned, so probably.
Super white guy with red hair.
You have swarthy.
Yeah.
I mean, I haven't think of it.
No, I got pretty dark hair, but...
Okay, go ahead, Devon.
Anyway, yeah.
So, yeah, this morning, I lost my normal day job,
and I'd been toying with this idea of starting a dog training business.
I used to train canines in the Air Force.
Oh, wow.
And, you know, I've done it on the side before,
just through Craigslist ads and stuff.
and it's done pretty well, and the only reason I didn't pursue it full-time is because I always had a daytime gig.
Can I tell you a regular dude who learned how to do this in the Air Force versus the 60-something-year-old guy struggling with his sexuality and the fanny packs who calls your dog, sweet spirit, and is walking around with the chew toys, you know, the treats in the fanny pack, I could do without that, too.
Like, I'd like a little more straightforward.
I did this in the military.
I know how this works.
Dude.
Are we look...
Oh, we're looking at a picture of you, the denim hat.
No, you're not the guy I was thinking of.
But we see you off to the right.
Chris has produced a picture for us.
Car draw.
Yeah, I talked to Chris by the fence when he was shooting pictures of you racing.
And I felt bad because the fence was taller than he was.
And I wanted to ask if he wanted me to get some pictures.
Yeah.
No, the fence is really just to keep him out, not to keep breaking.
regular sex people out.
Good luck.
Now, people crowd it around because they knew this is the car that won them all?
People have...
Or does it make a throaty sound that attracts?
I mean, what, you know...
People have a thing.
They're probably 550 cars at the race.
And the cars have mean different things to different people.
But it's sort of like, you know, that it's kind of that thing where you go, like, well,
beauties in the eye of the beholder.
Yeah, but we all agree on Clyde Schiff.
We can all agree on this.
I sign off.
You sign off.
That's what I'm old reference.
But what I'm saying is we try to sell a lot of, no, we try to sell a lot of this.
Well, this guy, he likes this.
And there's a little of that, but some of the cars are just bitching.
And this car is a bitching car.
And so it's A, the subject is bitching.
The car is just bitching.
Also, it has a bitch in history.
Also, it has Paul Newman's name on it.
and now it has me driving it.
So between that stuff, it's enough to draw a crowd.
Got it.
All right.
Sorry, Devin.
Yeah, I like your idea of training the dogs.
I do, too.
Drew's good at it.
Okay.
I'm not bad at it.
I'm not bad with the dogs, but I would love to talk somebody that could, you know,
really, like, you know, has trained dogs for, like, jobs.
Yeah, yeah.
It's much better than training them not to hump the pill or pee on the carpet,
but this, like, yeah, training them in the military.
I like that.
So we're all about it, Devin.
We give it.
And Drew's a natural, man.
Every time Drew shows up in front of one of my dogs,
he's barking commands at it.
I don't you just come over and let it lick your knee like everyone else does.
I do that, too.
Well, first of all, your dogs.
He's got Phil, like the second he walks in,
it's his job to coach up Phil.
Well, because Phil, you know, first of all,
Phil's out of control unless he's got some food and then he's good.
And so I want to get him like in control before I like drown in his slobber, which is, you know, where you go with Phil.
Yeah.
I love Phil.
I love Phil.
Now he's mellowed out.
They say they got to get to about two, but they're still puppies on their two.
And now he's pretty much okay, but he will pick on the week.
Well, he's such a horse that if he gets even a little bit wily and you're in trouble.
Now that I think about it, he used to, if you forget, you may remember this, I would leave your house with bite marks on my form.
arm every time.
He would just grab mine and go, come, come with me.
Like, he just like, you're coming with me, man.
He just break down on your forearm and take you.
He does this thing.
You tell me if you think you can train him for this.
You know what I'll tell you about on tomorrow's show.
I remind me.
But I want to know what you.
I want to know what you want to know or what you can do about this.
I have a dilemma.
All right?
All right.
And I want you to tell me how to solve this dilemma.
So until next time, I don't call for Dr.
Sam.
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