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Adam's taking your sex, drug, and relationship calls with special guest, Dr. Drew. And now, Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on mandate. Get it on. And welcome to yet another bonus show with a great one, Dr. Drew. You asked for it.

Now you got it. And all we ever ask you to do is to share the good news. You know, spread the word. That's why we're here. I mean, it has been over three and a half years. Drew, without having a job. That's great. Just doing the podcast.

It's only because you guys go to Amazon and you go to Adam Crolla.com and you click through the banner and you support the live shows and you buy the book, not Taco Bell Material, and you come out to Chicago at the Rialto Theater next Friday, October 12th, and all that good stuff. And it's all... You and I hit the road. You and I will hit the road as well. It's good.

But it's nice. It's so nice. not having to work for the man and ask the man's permission. I know. And you know,

I just did a podcast here myself. We're going to put them up soon. What a pleasure to walk out and know that that's just yours. Yeah. Just ours.

Yeah. And it's good for people who can do it and it's bad for everyone else. And the good news is you can do it, Dr. Well,

you keep saying the good news. You know gospel is means good news. The word gospel. Gospel. The good news. So you're spreading the gospel. That's right.

And like I said, you want to support the show you just use a telefriend page on our site you spread the word by twitter facebook email all that stuff and that's what keeps it all going dr drew tv shows rehab with dr drew this is not celebrity this is just rehab sundays 8 p m on vh1 and of course hln 9 p m a weeknice fun show over there um good show enjoy that show so let's talk about rehab for a second okay would you rather would you rather for your child permanently confined to a wheelchair or a drug problem I mean the paraplegia you could have hands ooh okay let's start no uh try polygia

because everyone's out too try it once uh use of one arm just one arm use of one arm versus drug addiction, drug addiction. Use of one arm. Yeah, but because you think you can cure them. I think I can help them. I'm going to say years, years of drug addiction, years of drug addiction on, you know, rehab, back and forth, relapse, that life. You know, that thing where it's like, my God, where did the last 20 years go?

Then it's a toss-up. If you say paraplegia, definitely paraplegia. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, those guys get more pussy than guys who can skip. They're doing the rock climbing. Yeah, the chronic current drug addiction is disabling. It's just, it's just painful, awful. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. And it can destroys people around, too. I'm drinking a little other people around you, yeah. I'm drinking a little mangroa, by the way. You're working on a little problem of your own here? A little mangraia problem. That mangria, it packs a freaking, Jesus. Two sips, I don't think I could drive.

Yeah. Ah, you can drive. You can drive better. Fuck yeah. Fucking Audi's got a V8. man, you've got to let them ponies run once in a while, Drew. My God. Yeah, take the traction control off, baby, and live.

Yeah, the man grea, and I thank you guys for all supporting us, and that's just one more way to support us. And I've said it this way. I always said, look, when we started this thing, we don't need to make a whole bunch of money doing any one thing, just a thousand hoses all just dripping into the same trough. So sometimes it's the book. and sometimes it's Mangria, and sometimes it's the live shows or the live podcast, sponsors, whatever it is.

Amazon Link, just a whole bunch of little hoses all trickling into a trough and floating all the boats that are in it. And Mangria is one of them. And you create a ton of jobs here, too, by the way. You know what I mean? But you should feel bad about that. The government did that. Oh, yes, that's what I mean. That's what I meant.

But, yes, I do feel good about it. I mean, everyone's disgruntled and they're all looking for jump to ship. Yeah. Be fair. But, no, there's a lot of people buzzing around that have gigs because we, and I mean, me and my junk, decided to not take a conventional radio gig and to go off and do this. And it's nice. What's really nice is when people come around who haven't been around for a year and then they come into the new studio and they go, like, hey, wow, look you here. Yes, nice.

Nice. All right. Have you ever thought of bringing a lot of audience in here? One of my thoughts, and it'll probably evolve into that, is we started doing a lot of live podcasts. No, I've seen those. People started digging the live podcast, and you've done the live podcast. And at a certain point, it crossed my mind of, well, if you just had a little theater and you just set up a few, you know, digital cameras, you just did a nightly show, then you could essentially just do the Tonight Show minus any of the cost or licensing. That's interesting.

I was thinking you just put a bunch of chairs in here. You could have a little sort of studio kind of thing. Get a little theater, I think, and wire it up and do the Tonight Show for, I'd say, pennies on the dollar, but it's fractions of pennies on the dollar. Yeah. Interesting. All right. We'll look forward to that. We have questions here, by the way.

One quick thing before you go to the question. I had to go from Indianapolis to Minneapolis to get home the other day. And I just got off the plane. I think I'm late to my connection as usual. And a guy stops me, he's got earphones on. He goes, oh, my God, I'm just listening to the Corolla podcast right now. I'm such a huge fan of it. It's a nice guy.

It said, hi, thanks, whatever. All right, fine. Any super busy airport? I mean, this is just one of those ones where it's kind of ceiling's too low and it's one of those Midwestern airport. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Get to my plane, sit down, a guy walks in next to me, sits down, same guy. How does that work?

How does that work? I don't know. I don't know. No, the hell is a hot check, but I know. Well, let me ask you this. I've had that happen a few times. Let me ask you this. I flew the other day from Dallas to Tucson.

Two dogs, two service, service dogs. She's just seeing the nutty broads. So it's always the nutty broad with the service dog. And I don't ever wonder about that coincidence. It's never someone who seems sane and has a penis. It's always the nutty broad. and it's the Nuddy Broad and the service dog and one of them was for anxiety

which... That actually makes sense to me, frankly. Oh, sure. Everyone wishes they had their dog. But... If they have flying, fear flying and stuff. How about a little Xanax and shot a cutty shark, number one, in Mangria?

Number one, number two. So, sweetheart, if the plane goes down, you want your dog to perish as well? That's the woman, by the well. I'll show you a picture. I had to take a picture of her. That's first class. Dr. Drew.

That's her and her dog in first class. Then the other one was a seizure disorder dog. That was two dogs. They fought in the aisle at my feet, yes. Oh, my God. I thought to myself, dig this notion, Mike Lynch. Cannot bring a dog on the beach anymore in this society we've built for ourselves? Is that the seizure dog?

What does that mean? Those dogs have seizures. You're the doctor. I was going to ask you. Those dogs are prone to seizures. Those kind of... Yeah, those Boston terrorists. Boston terrorists.

All right, but let me... You do understand no dogs on the beach. Yes, dogs on an airplane. That's where we're at as a society. Is that a good thing? You literally couldn't do the opening from jaws anymore because the guy had his, or at least the middle part, where the guy had the stick and he was throwing it out to his dog and his other. Like right now we'd be sitting in the theater going,

Faco, no, you can't have a dog. What beach allows dogs in the water? Dogs, what about sticks? Remember the outlaw driftwood? There could be a fire behind him, like a old bonfire. He could be smoking a cigarette. Yeah, the beginning, yes, the beginning of Jaws. The whole movie Jaws would be completely worthless

because the beginnings at Bonfire on the beach. That would have been snuffed out. They would have fucking LAPD would have rolled on that. No doubt about it. people smoking and drinking on the beach, open beverage and tobacco and alcohol on the beach, outlawed, and then later on somewhere beginning of act two, the guy was throwing a stick to his dog in a lab that was running in. All right.

So the whole movie would be null and void. And Peter would have come after Quint for pulling the shark. That's right. Killed the shark, blew the shark up. So no dogs on the beach, but yes, dogs on a plane. So the first dog was there for anxiety, and I know that makes sense to you, Drew, but I can guarantee you that 80% of the public has some feelings about flying, some anxiety about flying. It ranges from, I can't get on a plane to I have to have a couple cocktails. But nobody, except for, you know, the frequent flyers, the business guys really, like, even look forward to it.

It's a little, every everybody I know has a wife who's a little bit touchy when he hits some turbulence. Okay, so we all have it. So she drank two glasses of red wine and passed out with the dog on her ever-growing belly. The point is, you can get a note from your fucking doctor. I said, I want a note from Dr. Drew that says, I travel with my goat. Tough shit, bitch. Sorry about the mess. But it's an anxiety and seizure goat because I have anxiety about seizures.

And this alerts me to having anxiety before I see that. sees. You know what I'm saying? Oh, my God. That's awesome. Well, where are we heading here, Drew? I thought about no peanuts, but dogs and all the recirculated air. Two fucking dogs. They're fighting at my feet. No dogs on the beach,

but yes, dogs on the plane. And let me say this. I wonder if you could bring service dogs on the beach. I bet you couldn't. So here's a deal. What do other countries think when they look? They laugh their ass off. They laugh their ass off. Now, I had to run down the chick who

was in coach with the other service dog with the Boston Terrier and I said I must take a picture of that adorable dog of yours and I did and then I said oh by the way and let me just give everyone a heads up when I act like I'm interested in something that you're doing watch out watch out it's a bad sign you know there's going to be some trouble coming when I say oh look at that kid he's so cute let me down let me look at that dog and look at a picture of that dog then you know there's Probably, especially if I run you down in an airport. So I ran her down. I took a picture of a dog, and then I had to do the super, you know, not for nothing,

but what's the dog on the plane for? What kind of service there? Seizures. And then Richard Belzer told me he and his wife flew with a seizure. But Richard Belzer has insane, he's an insane narcissist. I mean, he's a nice guy, but it's an incredible narcissist. He has seizures? I don't know.

No. I don't. What does? And then I thought to myself, I want to know from a doctor what the seizure dog does. What the seizure dog does? What a seizure dog does? I can't. You know to. Now, Belser would tell you that somehow this dog knows pre-seizure. Oh, that's interesting. Who does the dog alert? And what difference does it make? Well, what the dog does is the dog flies to plane while the captain tends to you. Oh, okay. Got. The train pilots. Well, that makes sense. All right. So the dog. Drew, how? How much of a science is this?

Everywhere Bellzer goes, he brings his dog. But it's, again, it's not a seizure disorder. It's a narcissistic disorder. But maybe he's, I mean, maybe he's caught onto the scam and just is using it. That's what you can do. Yeah. Yeah. This is basically a note from your doctor about glaucoma so you can smoke weed when you're 19.

Right, right. All right. But do you know how a seizure, as a physician, do you know how a seizure alert dog would work. I have no idea. I've never heard of it. Never heard of it. I can't understand what they would do. I mean, maybe if you're driving or something and the dog freaks out and lets you know to pull over so you're about to have a seizure. But when you're sitting strapped in, you're already strapped into a plane. No, there's nothing a dog is going to do for you that I can think of. Well, if you're, if a seizure, let's just say. Let's say you have a seizure on the plane.

What's the dog going to do? Let's say you're about to have a seizure. What's the dog going to do? Well, what if there was something you could do to prevent the seizure if you knew the seizure was coming on? That's the only thing I could think of. Like, you need to pull your car over or you need to take a little morphine ofarbital or something. There's something that might abort the seizure. So you could stab yourself with a syringe in the thigh if the dog started chasing its tail. It's spurious. Let's face it.

That means you're an inadequate medication. Your seizure is not adequately controlled, which there is such a thing. That's such thing. But you've thought enough about it to have a seizure alert dog with you on a plane. Getting a great guy. These are assholes who want to travel with their dog. I would love to get Greg Grunberg in here and see what he, because he's big in the epilepsy organization and stuff. And he would know scam or not scam what this means, that kind of thing.

I would love to know the statistics. How many seizures have been averted because people travel with their fucking seizure alert dogs. But the anxiety, by the way, she. The one woman said anxiety and other things. Look, I get it. You want to travel with your dog? I get it. I'd like to travel with my dog.

But I'm a human being who does not want to impose my shit on you. And Jimmy Kimmel is very allergic to dogs. And if Jimmy Kimmel was on that flight, his eyes would be swollen and his tear ducks would, like, close up. And, I mean, he's a mess. I brought my dog to his house. seen his reaction before. So what if Jimmy Kimmel is in first class or on the airplane with the recirculated air with you?

Isn't he then going to have some sort of difficulty because of your dog? And again, peanuts, no. So quickly, quick review. No peanuts on the plane. Yes, dogs on the plane. No dogs on the beach. Yes, dogs on the plane. All right.

Heading, this is progress, people. We are heading in the right direction. You know, it's funny. I saw some comments you made about Occupy Wall Street, speaking of the progress. And you said they should be going to their natural habitat or their usual state, Occupy Futon. It's hysterical. Thank you. Fuck them.

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That's BetterH-E-L-P.com slash Adam and Drew. Go ahead, Drew. Okay. Summoning help. Pulling potentially dangerous objects away. Summoning. Summoning. Summoning help. Yeah.

Blocking to keep individuals with absence seizures or partial conflicts from walking into objects, attempting to rouse the unconscious during a seizure, providing physical support, whatever that means, and emotional support. Providence. Carrying information regarding the handler's medical condition. You couldn't put that in a respond bracelet. Nobody wanted to wear one of those bracelets. No, no.

That doesn't exist. What, Drew? You invented something, a bracelet that has their medical information on it? I'm writing that down. That's an awesome idea. Or anybody else is putting their tooth and just scan it. No, because I always do a rectal check of a dog when somebody has a medical disorder. Dogs may be able to sense impending seizure.

Behaviors usually reported to everything. May, maybe, maybe. You're trying to alert impending seizures by using a reward-based conditioning with partial success. Partial success. Very spurious. This is all bullshit. Yeah. You're not going to go get the fucking stewardess.

What do we have? We shave your belly and write your medication on it. You know what I mean? It's all bullshit. It's a fucking idiots who want to travel to their fucking dogs. Maybe. By the way, when they start getting into the maybe, that means zero. all right two dogs on my fucking plane one of them seizure disorder and here's the thing here's

what we have now drew yeah seizure disorder dog oh okay oh no yeah no that's awesome no yeah okay yeah no yeah no okay we have nobody who goes what the fuck is that because that sounds like bullshit to me you sound like someone who's molested who wants to fly with your dog like to me you sound like someone with a narcissistic disorder who wants to fly with your dog yeah so all these things you just read um what's troubles me is getting summoning help just let people fly with their damn dog or or why not why not just fucking managerie but but i'm just saying if we're let people fly out of the air why do we have to live in bullshit this i feel this way about medical marijuana too of course you can fucking oh i have a bobobo blo bloop look you want to smoke weed and you want to

To travel with your dog. Smoke weed. Travel your dog. Fantastic. Right. I'm in favor of that world. More than when we're in. Would you agree with that?

Well, let's put it this way. If I went into the bathroom and lit a cigarette up and said, hey, man, this calms my nerves. Because I don't like flying. I have a disorder. You know, I have an emotional disorder. I have anxiety. And this nicotine, it helps soothe my anxiety. They would land in Denver and pull me off the.

fucking plane in shackles. Would they not? Yeah. But you can fly with your dog. Okay. Progress, everybody. Look forward to it. It's quite a society we're building ourselves here.

So there was nothing in that Caesar disorder list of potential possible. It sounds like if you were wandering through the woods, this might be a good idea. But not strapped to a seat. The seat of airplane, no. Okay. Zero. Zero utility. Well, it could all be cured with you saying to the stewardess.

I have a seizure disorder. Please keep an eye on me. There. Dog at home. Dog on porch. Right? Done. And more effective than anything, really.

What's what's going to happen? What do you think is fucking Lassie? What's up, boy? Who's in the well? No one knows what you're talking about? Old man Johnson's farm? No one under 60, he remembers Lassie. Yeah.

Uh-oh. Line four. We got someone who's related here. on line four. What? Line four? Related? Well, related issue.

Ah. Convin she's getting sick because of mold in her home. We're not hearing her. No. Oh, yeah, I'm here. I'm here.

I'm sure that was line four. All right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Thanks for taking my call. Well, I just feel like I'm in a bad Transfiction movie right now.

I've been bouncing from doctor to doctor for a year straight right now because I've just been sick with weird things. The systemic things, organ's not working. Well, hang on, you're describing, you're talking gibberish. There's no such thing as organs not working. So what's the problem?

I don't even know how to explain it. It's just, you have these aches in random places. Like you have a stomachache that feels like an ulcer, but it wasn't an ulcer because I had an endoscopy. Okay. So you have, no, your livers, livers don't hurt. Livers don't hurt. All times it's strange stuff. So you have migratory fleeting pain.

veins all over your body. All right. When were you molested? Not molested. So much like the rest of the U.S., my nightmare became when I tried to remain in my home, but it couldn't. So I'd ski-leash, my beautiful brand-new home, and moved into a dumpy little skeewees. And it was when it all became, or it was the beginning of the end. So I started getting sick.

Sounds like you're in sort of a depressing environment, no? No. It was 1,000% mold. So as soon as I would move away from that house, I feel a little better. But now, even now, 12 months later, every time I go anywhere near a musty smell, my skin crawls or start coughing, I can't breathe. Well, that I can tell you for sure has nothing to do with it. For sure. Because even when people have bona fide mold illnesses, that is not how it registers. That's not how it behaves at all. So one thing you can know for sure is it's not mold. I am 1,000% certain that it's mold, so I want to know why the doctors do not recognize this disease is a legitimate disease. I cannot find anyone. I'm a physician. You're not. And I just told you it's not mold.

I know. Why won't you recognize the mold? This is what I've been encountering for 12 months, and I just don't understand. Let me explain something to you. First off, thank goodness you have a strong man in your life to look after you, yes? And by strong, you mean a contractor who's also underemployed. Right. And publicly in love with Adam.

On pills, man. Oh, yeah. Back pain? Do you have back problems? Do I? Yes. Does he have back problems? No, he does not.

Okay. He'd enjoy the mangrove, by the way. He's a contractor. All right, listen, Olia, it sounds to me like there's some emotional problems as well as possible physical problems going on. with you? Well, that's exactly what every single doctor has been trying to tell me, and I'm crazy. Well, not crazy, more nuts, but where's your dad? My dad is dead.

What happened to him? He died of a heart attack. How old were you when he died? I was 24. All right. Did you guys get along well? Yes, normal station, beautiful life all around. I'm just trying to find a damn doctor.

Stay with us. Everything was good. Everything was good with mom as well. Oh, mom is beautiful. I want to talk to her 10 times a day. 10 times a day. Oh, boy. I do 10 times a year with my mom.

I've got to go into therapy. Ten times a day. That's a lot of mom talk. Well, I see you. My question, really, is both of you are very quick to dismiss this without no way. I know. Because everyone I hear. Don't worry about it.

It's not. Everyone who complains about mold is nuts. That's why everyone's quick. Well, because mold illness is very quick. Well, because mold illness is very quick. very characteristic, and you are not describing it at all. Not even close. What is it?

Is our fourth sinus infections characteristic tomorrow? No. But listen, do you work, Olia? I do. I sell real estate, so it's kind of a real handicap that I can no longer walk into a musty house and say, this is a beautiful home and my skin crawls. Right, but if the people you're selling it to aren't insane, then they can purchase a house, and they'll be fine.

So you just have to put up... I can't go in the house because I get sick from it. Uh-huh. All right. So Dr. Drew and I are both sensing the same thing every doctor you've spoken to is sensing, which is some sort of emotional thing that may be combined with a physical thing, but that's what you're up against. And maybe you're right, but you're going to have difficulty convincing people you're right

because you don't sound right to people who have degrees, and that's the problem. So, I don't know there's two ways to do this. One, you're going to have to move to the moon, the mold-free side of the moon, the dark side of the moon. Actually, the light-side of the moon. Yeah, light-side of the moon, sorry. Mold-free moon. Or you're going to have to start working on this emotionally and a little less physically and more of a psychological perspective. All right, O'Neum.

Okay, so the other day, I got a... All right. Thank you. There you go. That's projective identification. Were you and I talking about Dennis Prager and Projective Identification? Yeah. Last week, everybody who's allergic to mold sounds nuts and is a chick.

Well, but you get a feeling. The feeling you're getting right now is projective identification is feel my pain. It's going into you now. Well, what's going into me? Her pain. Was that what you call your... Oh, her pain. Right.

I thought it was like a French name for your dick or something. Let me say this. mold has been around for what 40 years or throughout history throughout all mold has been around for 200 million years 500 billion years mold was here before dinosaurs we're here right

like mold is everywhere it's ubiquitous it's on every fucking piece of cheese it's on half the bread that's in it's it's just everywhere yeah it's it's mold and you can get allergic where you can get interstitial numinitis you can get these Not me. I can't. But one could. One could. Not me.

And when you do, it's devastating. It's bad. I'm not saying it doesn't exist, but she is not describing it. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, there you go. I had a flu vaccine today. My arm is sore as a son. Wouldn't that be a puss? Wouldn't everybody who lived in like the... I'd have a drink my puss Korea. Pacific Northwest be suffering from some sort of mold-based whatever. Yeah.

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