The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Classic: ACS #606 Dr Drew Bonus Episode #9 Pt. 2

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head to bet online today that's bet online the game starts here this is part two for the adam corolla show number 606 where uh i join adam to introduce our new show the adam and dr due show it has been that long we've been doing this for uh over a decade it's like 14 13 14 years and uh it started here show 606 of aces with all your o'reilly stuff these days is he come back with i think he's pretty thoughtful listen pretty carefully when somebody's talking to him. Does he come back with good stuff at you, or does he argue in a way that... He had this funny moment with O'Reilly the other day because he said he was talking about...

He was talking about Schwarzenegger. And he said, you know, he's having these affairs with his nanny and something like that. And I said, hey, listen, I live in California, and I can tell you he screwed everybody who lives. He was like, well, no, don't tell me any more names, you know, and I was like, no, no, I'm saying as a taxpayer from California, I can tell you, I've been screwed, but no, no, no, don't tell me. He didn't listen. Well, he was like, he thought I was going to throw out Jennifer Aniston's name, and then there was going to be a lawsuit or something. Like, he didn't know. You were talking about taxpayers, yes.

I'm surprised you. I was talking about the fine citizens of California and how they've been screwed by Schwarzenegger. Right. But what's funny is it'd be lies and understanding that there was something more going on. I guess he may have heard a few names, and he didn't want me to toss one out. All right, let's see. Husband's performance anxiety issues. Lauren.

Lauren, what's going on? Hi, Dr. Drew and Adam are a big fan of the podcast. Thank you for taking my call. Thank you. Tell a friend. I will. I do. Thank you.

So I'm married. I have a wonderful husband, and we're very happy, and we love each other. but we're having some issues where he'll get an erection, everything's fine, and then when he tries to put it in, it just goes away. And it's been on and off throughout our entire relationship, and I wanted to see if you could give me some advice on how to deal with this. Is he any medication? No, he actually did go see a urologist,

and he said there was nothing physically wrong with him, so he wouldn't give him a prescription, though he did give him trial size for Viagra, which we used for a little bit and worked. But beyond that, he's not on any investigation. You know what's interesting to me is that even though I would expect that some of these guys with mild anxiety around sexual dysfunction, when you give them the Viagra, and I've seen this happen, and so I'm surprised he didn't have this sort of, and I haven't treated a lot of this, but I've seen some of it, is their anxiety gets better because they have sort of a rebuilt confidence.

You know, the Viagra gives them the ability to go do it and finish and be okay. Well, you know, my placebo fact? No, not placebo. It really works. But then maybe they don't need it anymore because they've sort of restored their confidence. You know, they're not as anxious anymore. Well, yeah, but one could argue that when they're on Viagra, that's, I mean, it can't cement the behavior in the other direction as well, which is now you need this pill in order to perform. I'm dependent on it.

That's right. So the question really is, for Lauren, is this guy's 30 years old, right? He's 33. He's 33. Should a 33-year-old guy without any pre-existing medical issues other than some emotional, whatever, involving this, should he just go on Viagra? That's a great question. I mean, that's one way to deal with it, right? He just takes Viagra regularly, and it's relatively safe.

And although I understand the doctor's reluctance because there isn't a specific medical problem, even if it's a psychological psychiatric problem, it's a medicine that worked. Well, also, Drew, this issue, I mean, look, hold on a second. Everything is psychological and physiological. We are a biological entity. It all goes together. Right. So you're funny because you bring it up O'Reilly. And I was leaving to do O'Reilly a few weeks ago.

Rectal dysfunction? Really? I was going to go do O'Reilly a few weeks. ago and maybe a month ago and Lynette was like oh um I saw you on that thing you looked all clammy or you you look like hell your lip was sweaty I'm just glad to know that you get the positive feedback from your wife that I get from mine I know and I get it on the way out the door to do it which is like come sweetie come let me fucking do it and then come back and then tell me how shitty I looked the last time so now I find myself you know they put you in the chair

a half hour before you need to be there. And you're sitting there in that chair and you have your earpiece in, and now you're just the last words you hear is you're sweaty, your lip was sweaty, you look clammy, you know. And actually, you know, you're just sitting there. Now you're like doing a thing. You're like, I'm going to get some sweat going on my lip.

You're trying to look at yourself in the monitor. Well, now I'm actually making it happen. Like I'm up in my head. I can feel myself, oh, it's this hot. It's hot today, boy. I can feel I'm hot in this jacket, you know. I don't know. And then you're fast.

forwarding to the conversation with your wife. They're like, God, you were sweaty, you know, and you're there. You're there. So there's the psychological and there's a physiological reaction that's happening to this psychological event. So why even, I mean, obviously you need to break them apart to see if the guy has diabetes or something. But what I'm saying is, is if it's there, it's there.

I mean, that if it's not working, it's not working. Right. There are exercise as a book, my dear. It's called The New Male Sexual Sexual. I think it's called that has some exercise in it that he can go to he can obviously get therapy if there's some trauma or something that is affecting him or he can just take the medicine on a regular basis and is really no long-term consequence that we know how many samples sizes did he get Lauren no did I put her hold sorry but this was like a year ago and as soon as like the pack ran out it was okay for a while and then it just kind of spiraled out of control I am generally my general note is Find a way to do without medication. I am much happier with people using talk therapies and behavioral therapies and anything but medication.

But it's there, and it would be an option. It's something you should consider. All right. We've got a prostate problem. We've got some pain in the peepee. Let me go back to your O'Reilly thing again. Is the Fox studio still that shitty garage on sort of off Bundy? You can't, I mean, this is the leaving.

Are they changed? No, it's a shittier studio that's indeed. Burbank off of San Fernando. Whoa. Yeah. But everyone started saying that. He just looked like a serial killer, so they moved it to another place. You used to be that one at Santa Monica or sort of towards Santa Monica.

Oh, well, there's that one. Yeah. What I want to say is... Yeah, I forgot about that one. When I first started doing stuff out of there, it was about 10 years ago. They'd open the garage up. It's a garage. Right.

And I'm like, this is the West Coast affiliate of the leading news. Yeah, yeah. It's unbelievable. I know. And I had, no, no, they moved. Yeah, they have one there. They have one there. And that one is where you go, is where I've gone to go do, like, Red Eye or some show like that.

Yeah. Then the one for O'Reilly was out in Burbank off of San Fernando. It's like some of the shittiest terrain on the planet. Like, just the shittiest, just fucking, like, like, Tijuana is Chucky Cheese compared to that stretch of San Fernando. know. And now by the river. Now we've moved it again to a place in like Studio City. So, yeah,

it's nice. But you know, you know, yeah, but again, it's the physiological, psychological, whatever. And also, I told them put me in the seat five minutes before you need me, but not 20. You know, you get in that seat and you end up

just sitting, you know, they go, they need you and then you sit there and you sit there and you sit there. And then you become weird if you're like me, I don't know But you're like, you just start figuring out things to sort of pick. You become like a junkie picking on yourself like a little bit. Like you find yourself like do these idiosyncratic things. Like you straighten your jacket 19 times. You know, like you pull it down, like pull it down tight.

And then you sit for another five minutes and you go pull this jacket down. You end up just like kind of like. I do this thing with the shirt. Yeah, just you pull it. You look yourself in the monitor and you like pull it. And then you start sitting there. It's just weird. You have to do something with yourself.

Yeah. And the reality is. Get your iPhone. Do you use iPhone? Oh, that's what I need. I need to bring my phone. Just bring the phone. I just start munking.

Oh, okay. You're right. Yeah, good call. All right, let's see. Let's talk to prostate surgery. Yeah? Pain and urination? What do you want?

No, we want. All right. Let's do that one. Jake? Yeah, I'm here. Seattle, Jake. Yes, I'm here. Pain when you go peepee in the peccaroo?

Yeah, well, it's not even that simple. I've had FD test before. I've never been positive for anything. I heard what you said. saying earlier about testing and how inaccurate it can be sometimes, but this isn't really like a burning feeling as much as it's like an ache, and it's there when I'm not peeing, but it's worse when I'm peeing. Right.

Have you seen a urologist? No, I haven't. Okay, that's what needs to happen. This is probably, and this could be a whole series of different things, it can go anything from epididymitis to prostititis to some sort of urethritis, to a growth or a stone, or even back problems can cause us. There's so many different things that can give these kinds of symptoms. You'd be shocked.

The most common thing is sort of in the zone of prostititis. I also have one testicle, and that's been aching quite a bit lately before this started. So it's probably up a didomitis with prostititis. Now, why do you have just one testicle? When I was a month old, I had the second one, whatever, got twisted up, and circulation got cut off, and they did some surgery. I mean, I was a month old if I only know the story. And how would they pick?

It's called torsion. How would they pick that? up even. It must have swollen or something. I guess, but it happens in adults. My stack was full of blood, so they had to go cut it open, and anyhow, they reattached there, whatever you want to call it, but it never really took.

I mean, it's still in my, it never dropped when the other one did, so I think they have one. That's a nice conversation piece when you're with the ladies. It must have dropped, because if it hasn't dropped, they can actually become cancerous, so it's probably in the sack just not developed.

I can tell I went in the Marine Corps and I did my stuff down my physical and the doctor was checking everybody his beanbag and when he got to me

he kind of looked up like what's going on here and wrote it down as an atrophy I mean it's in my body cavity and I can tell sometimes after a really hot shower it'll droop a little low

and I can find it but otherwise it's up inside my body it's not inside your body it's just in your sack and not developed it's in the inguinal canal it's up a little bit more towards his body

than down the same low bridge everybody down low bridge because we're coming to the town and you always know your neighbor probably take anti-flammatories and an antibiotic canal why don't we evaluate we should got to evaluate some more 70s music we need some create a feature out of that oh listen you know what I'm saying I was breaking down the Harper Valley PTA the other day yeah remember the harper valley and all the statutory rape songs too so all of them they're all they're all they're all they're all about having sex with minors that I was laughing about it because I don't know

was people were people complain about rap music today at least as adults two adults haven't at it I mean but these are like adult rock stars romancing the experience of raping a 14 year old It had to be fun, though. I always laugh about the fact that these guys would come into the studio and go, hey, man, I just had a great idea for a song. And then a guy, if I was the engineer, I'd be like, let me guess. Young girl. You were rolling.

What do you call it? Rambling. A little too young. A little too young for you. Notice it's wrong. Mama not happy about it. Or you're rambling. You're rambling.

Rambling guy. But, but, whoa, whoa. Coming through your town again one day. I'll give you some loving I used to love that too it's the most pompous thing in the world which is like hey lady I gave you some loving

but I'm a rambling guy but whoa whoa wait a minute rainbow rainbow I'll be coming back to fuck you again you know what I'm saying it don't work yeah listen listen listen find Chevy van

I mean that's the one Drew is that thing we did last time oh do we do Chevy oh I did that one with you yeah yeah it's right It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. She took off barefoot in the middle of town. No, he pushed her out of the van before it stopped.

He released her. He released her. Yeah, he kidnapped a 14-year-old, raped her, and then without being fully clothed and without stopping the van, pushed her out on a dirt road again. True story. True story. Jesus. Yeah. This October, fear is free on Pluto TV with horror movie collections from paranormal activity, The Ring.

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Now, the Harper Valley PTA, I'm sorry. The Harper Valley PTA bothers me because it bothers me on a creative, level because she's coming up with all the names of all the people who've done wrong in the valley as well, you know, because nobody, they're pointing the finger and accusing her of wearing her skirts a little too short, you know, but they got skeletons in their closets too. Name names. Yeah, but if you listen to the names that she names, well, you should just listen.

Well, actually, it's, it's, you'd have a lot. field day with this alcoholic She got a note from the Harper Valley PTA and Mama went in and yelled at everybody at the PTA. That's the woman who's singing. Yes, yes, yeah.

It's reported you've been drinking and running around with men and going wild. Okay, you're a hoe and you're an alcoholic. Right. You're sex addict, alcoholic. Yeah. Yeah, there's no dad in the picture.

Yeah, she's a single mom, alcoholic, sex addict, not home. Right. So they care about her child. They're worried about the kid. Yeah. Alcoholic prostitute mom. Okay. But she's going to settle their hash.

Okay. This is a song of victory, by the way, for the 70s. Okay. She came in to the stripper. She came in to the stripper. So this isn't her singing. No, they're talking about Ms. Johnson. Who's a sociopath horn?

Obviously, she's drunk. Nobody walks into it. Wasted. Today be pills. Oh, you're right. Okay, so your husband is visiting prostitutes. Right. This is her first day.

This is like the thing in Maine. No, it's asked her for a date when she's a prostitute. Yeah, so I'm saying. Right. Mrs. Taylor, worried about that. She should be. He had to leave this town. Okay, Mr. Baker, she's running around, too.

Yep. Mm-hmm. So. I shouldn't quit a jump be told to keep her when the shades all full completely down. Oh, fantastic. So we have voyeurism here, too. I mean, listen. Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here because he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar.

All right. Hold on for a cent. Here's my problem. Who's Mr. Harper? It's called Harper Valley PTA. Are you out of fucking names? Why did you name a guy, Mr. Harper? Does he own the PTA?

Well, it's the, well, it's, He's the mayor probably. He's a leader in the town. The town's actually named after him because it's the Harper Valley. We don't know that. But you're supposed to unclear. The important thing is important people are behaving like this poor woman. No, if this, if Mr. Harper own the valley, it wouldn't be a discussion.

They wouldn't call him Mr. Harper. They call Mayor Harper or something. The point is, is you are writing a song called Harper Valley PTA. you come up with Johnson and Jones and Taylor, but you can't come up with a fifth last name. You got his Harper. You have to go Harper to make it confusing, and then I have to stop in the middle of the song and go,

Harper, his Harper? Is he the owner of the PTA and the Valley? Or is this a coincidence? If it's a coincidence, how out of material are you as a songwriter? But you're right, Drew, this is an alcoholic sociopath whore. Who's bringing out the severe pathos,

who's shaming people in the community have similar problems to justify her glorious, autonomous, independent. She's declaring her right to be sick. Right. And don't cast a Spurgeon because you're all sick, too. Right. She got a note that says you're dressing like a whore and you've been drinking and seen around town with too many guys. And we believe this is having a negative effect on your daughter. Your daughter, we should be worried about.

And she got loaded and one up there and did one of those jaws things where she dragged your finger. hills across the chalkboard and is going to address the Harper Valley PTA by calling them whores and alcoholics sterile. Let's really think about it. Aside from the fact that there should be concerned for this child that's being raised by this alcoholic sex addict, there should be. This is a song of triumph that is basically built on, I know you are, but what am I? Right.

That's basically what it is. We're all addicts. I know you're a good point. And that's the 70s. That's the 70s idea of great triumph. All right. In our next episode, we're going to explore the song of Billy Joe jumping off the Tallahatchie Bridge. That's another bummer from the 70s.

That's a feel-good song. Every third song was about either teen suicide or white chick dating a black dude, and then that guy got shot by her dad. But even the upbeat stuff has got horrible messages woven in. There's sick pathologies all over the place. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know, that was the decade.

Eric Clapton did, I shot the sheriff, and then he followed it up with cocaine. I always laugh about that song because it's the slowest, shittiest song on the planet about cocaine. Like, I wish he would have done a fuck couple of rails before he cranked out that piece of shit. It's like, she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't, yeah, I get it. What if it was called cappuccino? Wouldn't it be ironic with your time? I'm going, like, cappuccino.

Oh, God. Ugh. All right. Where were we? One more call. Prostate surgery. Okay. Mm-hmm.

P's, STDs. Did you put to that one? We did that one. All right. Steve. All right, Steve. Hey, guys. How you doing?

Steve. Prostate surgery? Yeah, it's not too much fun. Everything, the way. The way they find out is quite invasive already. Well, if you're looking at the Marks Brothers, you're okay. Yeah, those prostate biopsies are real... That's what I wanted to say.

You know, it's all fun and games until yours is the ass that they invade. You know, that kind has no idea. Those prostate biopsies are a good time. I think she goes by doctor, by the way. Lots of people have to go through that, though. But anyway, so you have prostate cancer, right? No, no, no, no, no, not cancer. It's just a big one.

Oh, it's doctor's words, not mine. Oh, so you have prostate cancer. Okay, and they want to operate on it? Well, they want to do the laser thing. Yeah, the V-Lap. You should do that. It's pretty clean. It's a pretty good procedure, and you'll be peeing more freely afterwards. Yeah, the P part is what's killing me. I still get hard on really well. Yeah, and that'll probably not.

Slow down, you're turning me on. This will go through the... I'm sorry. This will go slow down. I have that effect on guys. It is, sorry. Certainly on, Mr. Corollett. Didn't we start this with the right, Mr. Krola, is that I'm supposed to say all the time?

You should be erectile function should be fine afterwards. It's through the urethra. It's a pretty clean procedure, unless they're doing an open prostatectomy of some type for some reason. But usually it's a laser through the urethra and not a big deal. All right. I want to thank you all for listening to our little bite-sized bonus show. And again, all we ask is that you tell a friend, commercial free, baby. Click through the telefriend page at Adamcroll.com.

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