The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Fecal Human Transplant (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics)

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

Adam and Drew discuss the Big Mac over the years and play a classic Loveline clip to highlight Adam's consistency They also take calls on fecal human transplant and cold feet before marriage.

This is Corolla Digital. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on and welcome to another Adam and Dr. Drew handling the mic. Chris loves that. We'll let you know I'm here. You could do that through your pearls of wisdom or you could bang on a microphone because just by the sound I might think a

Chimp or possibly Parrots parrot yes squirrel squirrel. Yeah, there's many other of God's creatures I would know there but the reason I know dr. Drew's here is because of his insight and his wisdom. Yeah Yes. All right. So you want to come out and see me and Dr. Drew shooting our wisdom all over you, man? In slow motion, dude. Denver Paramount Theater, Saturday, March 2nd. Also, I'll be doing a little mangria tasting at Applejack Wine and Spirits coming up on Wheat Ridge, Colorado. That is before the event, 4 p.m.

and you go to adamcrollah.com slash mangreia and you can find it. Just hit the mangreia banner at the top. And it's now there everybody. Was not there for the host of early morning radio shows, I did, so that's always awesome. Well I'm sure you were demure and quiet to your staff about that. Well to be fair to Lynette and everyone else who's working on the Mangria stuff, the topic

of the website and having the information on the website is never approached. Never. No. I know you guys are never. It's never come up. So what I'm hearing. Because it was the first time it's ever come up, I sort of reeled it in a little bit. So what I'm getting is. It's never come up before.

What I'm getting is. Never before. Lynette being the homo sapien within your field of vision got a rash of shit. No. No? No, no. She wasn't in my field of vision.

She was driving the kids to school. You called her, did you ever shed? No, I called her and asked her what was going on, and she said, it was up. I know you love that. It's always my favorite answer. Oh my god. And then I said, it's not up.

And she said, well, it was up. Must have come down. And I said, I don't know if that's true. And she said, now Chris put it up and then it came down. And I said, that sounds confusing to me. And then she said, well, what are you talking about? That's when I knew there was a disconnect. But it's okay now because we've solved the problem.

And it will never happen again. Never ever. Because no one wants to go through that again. Well there's nothing better than waking up at the crack of fuck and talking to a bunch of morning radio guys and plugging an event and they say well I don't know what you're talking about and then you go okay if you don't know what I'm talking about just go to my website and hit Mangria and it'll show it on there and then You start thinking yourself. I better go to my website and then I go to my website and it's not on there Although i'm telling everybody in their market to go to the website

It looks um, well, I don't think it looks as professional As as one would like so, um, I think you'll get a good turnout anyway though I think so there are lots of alcohols in Denver. I made the proclamation that folks needed to look at the website but Should be a good event in Denver too. A lot of it. Mostly, you know, big theater mostly sold out. Be fun. Mm-hmm Yeah, yeah, Drew and I are we never disappoint Well to be fair to us you never disappoint I never I just stand behind you I never I don't not disappoint

Right, Drew never disappoints when it comes to hammering the check that we split right I never disappoint the entertainment department That's those that's how it works. Okay. All right theme emerging Alright, so Drew, how you feeling? Still shitty still shitty from last week. Yeah, still shitty. Now I'm starting to worry about who's next because there's no doubt in my mind Oh, someone else is gonna... somebody else gonna go and nothing I can do about it. It's the most helpless feeling in the world. Well, stop me. I was talking to a guy who was kind of an idiot in Denver today. I just want to keep talking about my right-wing politics

and all this. And it's some great, I had some great exchanges with him. You guys can look it up on the computer as well. I said, you know, he's like, well, he has some pretty controversial stances on obesity and shaming people that were obese. And, you know, you didn't really factor in the food industry and fast food industry.

And I said, well, let's break this down. When you were growing up, was there McDonald's on every other corner? Yeah. I said, so they had McDonald's when you were a kid? He said, yeah, they did. They did. I said, all, they did, they did. I said, all right, were half the people you knew obese?

He said, no, nobody was obese. I said, okay, so we can remove McDonald's from the equation if we're trying to get to the bottom of this. I think they have a pretty big part in what's going on. I said, well, let's just approach it scientifically. And by McDonald's They're trying to give healthy options of stuff to

Academic yeah, did they have McDonald's when people weren't obese. What is the answer drew? Yeah, put on your scientist hat for a second. The answer is yes. No, no seriously go to the fucking car Oh, I'll get a hold second. I'll be right back. Go to the car. You have my scientist hat. All right, I Said to him and I'll say to you, did they have McDonald's when you were a kid? I happen to know they had a McDonald's because I fucking worked at one. So yes, they did have McDonald's.

Okay. What percentage of people were obese in your high school? Less than 2%. Okay. Factor A, McDonald's existed and we did not have a problem. So we can remove McDonald's from this argument. So the problem is Taco Bell.

Well I don't know what it is but we had this thing. Let's say we're just talking about a buffalo population which we're all turning into and you want to blame it on the stream that runs through the bubble When when we didn't have a buffalo population problem, did they have the stream back then is my question to you You're trying you're trying to make association answer. Yes. Well, then it's not the stream Okay now his reply was This what I love about human beings he said

Well, the menu was a lot different back then. Well, first off, Dick, you're right, they didn't offer apple slices. They didn't have the salad option. I said, the menu was a lot different back then. Yeah. I said, what? They had a quarter pounder, they had a Big Mac, they had fries. Well, the drinks are bigger now. I said, okay. But the menu was much different? Yeah. I said, well, they had a Big Mac?

Yeah. Well, they have a Big Mac now? Yeah. But the one back then was lower in calories. I said, really? He said, yeah. I said, how do you know that? They use different meat.

The meat wasn't processed. I said, I'll tell you what, let's do this. Go to the computer, look up the calories from the Big Mac of 1980, 1982, and look up the one today, and then I'll hang on so I can laugh at you." Did he do it? He said, well, no, I'll do it. I'll definitely do it.

No, I said, no, no, no. Right now. I want you to do it now. No, he said, I'll do it later. I said, yeah, but I won't be there to laugh at you when you do it later, which you probably won't do. Oh, that's hysterical. Yeah, no, well, listen.

Get on that. Get on that. Post it. Oh that's hysterical. Yeah no well Gary get on that put it post it let's look at it seriously. Where's Gary? Alright. Alright. Okay. Now he and look I said there may be slight differences calorically but I guarantee you it's not going to be much. Yeah. Maybe 30 calories one way or the other. All I know was less back or more back then. I don't know. And the fat content too. I suspect it is probably fattier than I suspect. Whatever it is, it's a set piece. Hold on. So I'm trying to defend you so shut up for a second.

Bring it around. Bring it home. Whatever it is, it's a Big Mac and it was then, it is now. It's not the Big Mac, it's who's eating the Big Macs and how many. It used to be a treat, now it's twice a day. He wanted to know about you exploiting people who were addicted to drugs. And I said, well, there are people that are addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they're addicted to drugs, they were addicted to drugs. And I said, well, there are people that are addicted to drugs, he offers them world-class treatment for free, so tell me how that's. Not free, for pay them to do it. Well, I just said for free. So tell me the exploit, explain to me how that's exploitive.

And he said, well, I just feel like it exploits. And I said, hold on. Just explain. Define exploit, then. Define exploit. These people volunteer to have treatment on TV. And they get world-class treatment, and they get compensated for it.

And they feel good about it. You explain to me, exploit. Well, I just feel like you're exploiting them. I said, you have to define, you have to explain to me what exploiting in your mind is which of course he never did now I said Drew does this to get ratings but that doesn't mean that people don't get world-class health care for free so Ty Pennington goes to people's houses in Mississippi that are broken down. I don't know if I use this one in front of you or not. And I said

Ty Pennington goes into the single mom with the five kids and two of them are asthmatic. And he then and his crew, Ty doesn't do any work of course, rebuilds the entire house and then hands them the keys. Is she being exploited? And he paused for a while and he said, well, I guess maybe she is. I said, well, don't you feel that that's a good thing? She gets a new house for her kids with the asthma. Well, I think that a new house, I always like this one too. I think a new house and addiction

to substance are a little bit different. I like when they do that. Yeah, they're different. They're totally different things with the exact same premise. Do you want this service or goods provided for free in order and the payment is we will film you and put you on TV? Would you volunteer for this? If the answer is yes, then you and put you on TV. Would you volunteer for this if the answer is yes?

Then you tell me how that woman is being exploited What do you say we got back to the big Mac? No, he could he could do he could do nothing. We just want a circle for a while I mean he wasn't he wasn't a he wasn't it a bad guy. It was just a sort of hippie-dippy Oh, whoa, what about your right-wing stances on it my right-wing stat that drew how many times have I said everyone should be able to grow a pot plant in their backyard you know you're against prosecution of victimous crimes any of them probably private prostitution you'd like to get rid of I had I yeah I had Giovanni you're not

right-wing either you're you're. You're like independent slash libertarian, aren't you? Really? I mean, really. Listen, all you assholes on the left, all you pussies, all you cowards, turn me into a right-winger. I'm not a right-winger. I'm just a guy who has an insane notion about you having kids and you paying for them, not me. That's that's all I

Have insane thoughts about you providing lunch for your kids. I have wild radical thoughts about You not having a small brood when you're making minimum wage. I have crazy insane thoughts about wage. I have crazy, insane thoughts about not having the border being porous so that whoever can come over whenever they like. I have insane thoughts like that. But you also have- And I have insane thoughts about me wanting to keep two-thirds of my paycheck versus half my paycheck. That's- I've insane- You're going to have trouble keeping half of it.

All right. I have insane thoughts about that. But here's the deal. You also have insane thoughts about letting people do what they want to do, even if those behaviors are sort of unsavory or whatever. It's up to them. Smoke pot, hang out with a hooker, do whatever you like. That's your goddamn business. So and as a matter of fact...

It's really you're about... That's libertarianism. Getting the government out of your shit, right? Yeah, listen, I argue, I hate that it comes down to, I don't even like that it gets drawn into political terms. I just think, like everyone has always thought, who came before me until the last 10 minutes. If you asked anyone on the right

or on the left or in the middle or libertarian or whatever, independent, whatever you were, hey, you have a kid, who should pay for the kid? Well, whose kid is it? It's his kid. Well, then he should pay for the kid unless he has some crazy disability that I'm unaware of. But that's how we always thought. Now, listen, I told Giovanni, super fan Giovanni, I said go back and find me a love line as early as you can, find me a love line where I am saying the exact same fucking thing I'm saying today, where nobody called me a right winger,

I was the guy from Love Line. Well, then you had no money, so you were okay. Remember you had no money then, so you could be listened to then. Whatever it was, I just said, I think the band, he found something from like 1996, we'll play it for you on the podcast, on my podcast, I'll take it up for you.

But from 1996 or so, I think the band, The Suicide Machines was on, God knows where. Wow. And we can see if Giovanni will email that to us. I still need the calories on the big, I feel like that, you know what's weird about the internet? It's made me, it's made my expectation levels too high. internet it's made me it's it's made my expectation levels too high because I feel like I can say if I go what was the lifetime batting average of Ken Griffey

senior some guy goes yeah he 289 yeah and now what season do you want to know and I go? 1977 oh We three at 302 and 77 so now I go give me the give me the Hit 396 lifetime by the way 296 a big part 296 what I say what was my initial guess Wasn't that far? Oh, no, I said 286. Yeah. Sorry for that slight Ken Griffey senior My point is this, that's just what the internet is. I know it's there, but why is it just there?

It requires a couple steps. The current calories is easy to find. It's 510. Yeah, you have to go to the ADA from 1980. You're looking at microfiche to figure the rest of that. Not microfiche, but just sort of searching sites and things just feel well. Here's the point if it used to be I'm sorry. It's 510 now right if the old Big Mac Was 210 or 310 and the new one is 510

There would be 2,000 articles on that topic. Don't you agree with that? I agree with that. That's how you know. The fact that you can't find what the old one is means it's the same. I'm gonna, if I were betting, what's up with this one? You gotta find the fat content too.

Yeah, fat content I would like to know. I would bet that it's more. I bet it's gonna be around 550, 580. Well, either way, I should be getting a call from a guy in Denver apologizing profusely for making that retarded statement. But that's what I like about people. They just say stupid things and then everyone just sort of lets them run with it and they go, hey man, you're right. No, no, that's true. Different menu. McDonald's. Different menu. I have two points. And healthier back then. All right. If I might speak.

Hold on. Okay. Hold on. Look at the look at the screen. Ah. All right. Now. Is this huh? See? Is this the old one or the new one? We don't know. Today. This is the new one. Oh. Well you just told me 510. What was the 510? Different website. Okay. Well then, announce that please, because it'll be confusing. Eleven grams of saturated fats, 34 grams total fat. This one says 590. 590. To me that seems about right. I would say that's going to be the same as the old one.

306 from fat. Well look, if it's not the same, it's almost the same. Either way, spurious argument, because kids are 10 times as fat as they were before. Well, but that's the point, and people are really not discussing the core issue, which is that this is a response to emotional distress. This is kids trying to regulate emotions by filling with food.

This is broken families, this is a mother. Do you know the number one, you know, when they measure this? And I swear to God this data is out there. I challenge you guys to look at it. They can't look up anything. You will look, you will love this. I'm on my iTunes U lectures. I heard this at UC Irvine. The number one factor, whenever they try to figure out sociologically what change in the overall fabric of our society has contributed to obesity. I wonder if you can come up with this. One social change has been the one thing that seems have contributed most to obesity and nobody

discusses it because it's not PC. Oh well think about what it would be. Well look to me. Forget the abuse, forget the broken families that you got you and I know has a factor here. Right. There's one other thing that they actually measured and have confirmed has associated, not necessarily causation, admittedly, but a strong association. Well, to me, it's the lack of shame. Mom working. Mm.

Mom in the workforce. Oh, so mom's not making meals. She's not there to educate about diet and oversee the dietary. Well, it's more the overseeing and the creating. Well, but let's even, that's not been proven. It's just, we can say for sure the overseeing. I'll admit to you, but let's think about how your mom micromanaged your diet.

She went too far. Now even though she didn't create anything, she still micromanage your diet. She went too far. Now even though she didn't create anything, she still micromanaged it. Well, listen. Listen, where the rubber met the road, my mom was a junk food junkie, which is. Oh, I didn't know that. Well. That's crazy.

No, no, no, no. Here's what I mean. My mom talked a great story about preservatives and carcinogens and additives and food colorings and all the things that would kill you and poison you that the man was putting into the food. But where the rubber meets the road is, would you like to sign your kid up for free lunch

at Colfax Elementary, or would you like to make him a sack lunch every day that was healthy? But that's my point She wouldn't create the food. She would just you know educate about it oversee it I'm not very good at educating that's a good at the part where you go and You're not obese. You have pretty good diet. I have it so I mean I would go back to your McDonald's compliment anyone's ever paid me Write that down

That that's going in a hallmark card. That is one of the sweetest things you've ever said. I suggest you take that right home to your wife. Oh, she'll love that too. Wait, wait for your anniversary of Valentine's Day before you announced her that she's not obese. That she has okay diet. But the point is, you know, was there diet education or wasn't there? Are you obese or aren't you? Was there preparation of food or wasn't there? The answer is you had education, no preparation, not obese.

So I would posit you as a case example that it's more the oversight and presence than the preparation, possibly. Well, no, look, first off, so my mom was exquisitely lazy and a hypocrite in the sense that she always talked about it and then I went to school and ate fish dicks and surplus Korean War Green beans that have been in a can like floating like there's a certain point when a green bean has no nutritional value

And that's when they open the can like Like it literally just starts falling apart in your mouth. It's been soaking in its own water. You get lima beans back then too, it was similar quality, right, remember that? Just sort of technically a vegetable, but it was all just corn that had been floating in water for 10 years. And I don't know how you can fuck up pizza

for an 11 year old, but like bad pizza, just bad every, you know, burgers, the meat was gray and like it was boiled. Nutritionally, some of the worst stuff you could possibly ever come up, yeah, pizza that wasn't even in pizza shape, square. All right, the point is this, I ate the junk. I was wildly athletic and I didn't study at all. And I didn't read.

Hold on a second, really? Yeah, that's how come I know everything because I know nothing. Now, I ran around all day. I did not hydrate and I just ran and I didn't have money to eat. It was an issue. I didn't have money, my parents didn't give me money.

I would just leave the house and figure out a way to eat all day. But when it comes to diet and it comes to exercise and it comes to weight, this is as close to a no-shit Sherlock as there is on this planet. I mean, we have some head scratchers out there. How do we get that Hubble telescope up there?

And then once we do get the Hubble telescope up there, how do we fix it? It's not working right. That takes a couple of brain cells. Not getting fat, pretty much the choice between a cupcake and an apple, and pretty much choice between a video game and a tennis game. Quiet. Everyone knows this. Everyone knows this. They do not need to be educated. We act like they need to be educated. Let me make a point. It's not just about education though. it's about kids, as you well know, one of their characteristics is they can't contain impulses. They can't

divert themselves from yummy or from arousing. And literally, particularly the males, their frontal lobes, where that impulse control mechanism develops, is shut down till they're about 23, 25. So they rely on the parents, the adult frontal lobe, to contain them on their behalf. And if they're not around to do that. But they don't have parents. Right. There you go.

And then they have trauma on top of that, and now it is game on. Right. Yeah. Sure. But don't we can't judge. Well, no, listen. Listen, you will agree with me on this, I am not suggesting that

the women in the workforce is something that should be judged. I'm saying we need to anticipate that, keep women in the workforce, and solve this problem. Well, let me say this to all those who say we cannot judge. The people who we cannot judge are judgmental. No? No. Thank you, Drew. Anytime. Thank you for that. The people who we cannot judge are judgmental. No? No. Thank you, Drew.

Anytime. Thank you for that. Anytime you count on me. The people who you have told us we cannot judge are praying every night that we judge so that there can be some change in their life. You see, they need to change. Change starts with judging and whether they know it or not, the best thing that could happen is that some judging take place. So thank you for telling everyone not to judge. You are crippling all of those

you've told us not to judge. Nice job. And by the way, whatever your plan is, doesn't appear to be working. Let's try judging. All right. So the calories for an old Big Mac. Can't find it. All right. Here's where we can start. What year did a Big Mac come out? Would you like to guess Drew? 75. I was gonna say 75 but I don't know why. Well I know they had it when I graduated high school. They had a huge campaign. But I don't feel like they had it when I was a freshman in high school. Oh really? Though they might have. They might have. Interesting. It could have been 73. 1968. What? They just hit it hard in 75 Really feel like six days of McDonald's really sort of surfaced. They had all the commercials with the

You know two burns and pickles in a sesame seed bun. They had that whole rap Maybe that's when that had 75 to all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun That's scary. Yeah, cuz if you asked me to do the Gettysburg address me like eight score and approximately eight seven years ago that's all I got you want me to do the you want me to do the Big Mac song again no no no thanks all right how about the one where Beverly Hillbillies the the one where Uncle Jed was banging Ellie Mae? I could do that. I can't do the Gettysburg thing.

Okay, Seth. So look it up in 68 and see what comes up. You might have some luck. That might help. No? Gary's tried. Interesting. I still miss the urban McDonald's commercial.

I own my own McDonald's in the neighborhood Those are my favorite from this Can we just have a symposium with black folk where you go it's it's McDonald's it's not McDonald's this is McDonald's it's it's a name The name like like, you know the guy from the Doobie Brothers? Yeah. Michael McDonald? Yeah. It's not Michael McDonald. It's just McDonald.

That's, it's a name. It's his name. Yeah, yeah, I've got you. You with me? I'm with you. You wanna get that started? I'm with you. Get that symposium going.

All right, we got phone calls. We got go to meeting, baby. Now we're obsessed with this caloric business over now. Well, listen. All right, I've decided That it is the same because if it was different Marketly different there would be no there'd be a million. Yeah, there'd be a million articles on it That would be part of the whole agenda of oh, look what they've they're hitting They're hitting the Big Mac with steroids. Yeah. And there'd be a bunch of articles in it. When we grew up, yeah, it

was 200 calories. Now it's 590. Yeah. I bet it's more. I bet it's a little more. It just seems like back then there was, it was intentionally excessive back then. Let's put it this way. You know what I mean? If you closed your eyes and I got you McDonald's Big Mac from 1975 and a Big Mac from today. Now, obviously it wouldn't be rancid. I don't think you would taste a difference, do you? I mean, look. And that's part of their formula, right?

The bun's the same, the slice of cheese the same, the amount of beef's the same, it's all the same. How can it change that much? I would just say back then they were intentionally into excess. That was the whole point of the Big Mac. It's all the same. How can it change that much? I would just say back then they were intentionally into excess That was the whole point of the Big Mac. Mm-hmm. It's excessive. Well, I'll tell you this I can tell you that Big Mac went from the biggest burger in town to something To basically a slider and the last I mean kids don't look at Big Mac's a massive burger anymore

It was called Big Mac Yeah, it's considered like day. This is the Cadillac of burgers and now it's the Toyota It is no longer a large meal. It used to be who could you finish one of those and running? That was the whole point of it. That was for a good 15 years. It was like that Yep, maybe more go to meeting baby. baby, with HG Faces brought to you by Citrix. You know what? We should fire up our computers and have a little meeting

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Yep. You tell me if he's not one of the Gatlin brothers. I'll let you look at that. All right, Vegas House of Blues, me and Dr. Drew, March 29th, Salt Lake City, Kingsbury Hall, Saturday March 30th and Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center, April 13th, Napa Uptown Theater. That's interesting. That's going to be a nice little romantic retreat for us. Now you're going to come down to the track with me?

Oh my God, look at that. That's hysterical. Oh my God, look at that. That's hysterical. Oh my God. Now I know every hack need comedian does the guy from the Gatlin Brothers looks like Michael from Citrix, but I'm sorry. I'm bringing it up. Does he? Have you brought us up to him?

Have you told him? The guy from the Gatlin Brothers? No, sir, Michael. I'm kidding, douche. They love that when you're really offensive towards me. You told him the guy from the Gatlin brothers or my Michael. I'm kidding douche They love that when you're really offensive towards me, they think that's so dumb this question, I mean obviously I'm making up okay Michael's aware of it. I do believe You guys can go to a Adam curl that crime or an approach or whatever

Just for a second. Let's focus in on the picture of the Gatling photograph. Just for a second, why was everything and seemingly by that picture even people's skin color brown during the late 70s? What the hell was that? You had a choice. You had three choices. You can go brown, you go orange, burnt orange, or you can go burnt orange and brown. Those are the three columns. We're picking out kitchen colors. What do you want? Avocado. Avocado, burnt orange, and avocado. All right, Dan, brown, some more brown and then some orange. And then orange and brown and brown and orange. All you have to do is take a look at the inside. Like go to the Brady Bunch kitchen. Go to the kitchen from the Brady Bunch

and you just go just brown, avocado, burnt orange. Just burnt orange, avocado. But how does it actually affect people's skin color? They literally looked brown back then. I don't know. I don't feel like if I announced to everyone now there's a color that anyone would go along with me. You mean to the decade?

Yeah. I'm going a thousand percent. What do you mean? If I announced right now. Oh, the color to this decade you mean yeah I don't think I get any traction right because people are saying there's the Brady kitchen for you look at that those that's the colors of the seven there's only brown orange and avocado that's it that's all there's a look Chris who's born seven years ago does that

freak you out it freaks you out, right? Did you ever notice that? There were only three colors? In that decade, the entire decade. No. Well, I don't watch the Braids and Rides. Does that mean, see me and Adam, we actually break a weird sweat when we look at that. It just is symbolic of how shitty that decade was. No? You don't react? No. They don't care. All right. Let's take ourselves a little itty-bitty break Wow, that internet is so weird. I mean with that calories

Well that you can come up with a Brady Bunch kitchen in three seconds a picture of it Yeah, but you can't come up with the you know, it is because before they didn't print it well as you know, I cared as you start going back from When there was sort of computers and internet and before computers, now you're looking at the church records. You know what I mean? Now that you're blowing dust off a book and opening it up. Right. But also calories really weren't an issue. You went to eat fast food, you knew you were eating fast food. Like it was gonna be high in

calories. You went for excess. It was all about the excess. That were eating fast food. Like it was gonna be high in calories. You went for excess. It was all about the excess. That's what it was. And it was a treat. It was not a daily. It was not part of your daily routine. It was a treat.

Well, the whole thing is, is. Cause that's true. Everything that was a treat is now a right. Yeah, yeah. And it used to be that a trip to McDonald's, a Coca Cola, you didn't have a Coke with every meal. That was something you got after a Pop Warner football game and of course in our case it was a Shasta.

But either way, cause there was. I actually acquired a taste for Shasta after a while. The root beer was good. Yeah, so the point is these were not everyday things. These were called treats and now they're everyday things and if you wanna take an everyday, but yes go ahead. I remember my dad going off because it was 25 cents for a soda machine one time.

Dad was off. Dad was a doctor. Going off like highway robbery. I mean, our diatribe. We were in Florida. I'll never forget this. I remember when I went, it was a great thing to instill in your kit, by the way. I remember when I was at the park and the ice cream truck came around and my dad gave me a quarter to go to the ice cream truck and when he handed me the quarter he said, no that's a lot of money. Be careful.

By the way, what do you think I'm going to do? Just grab the next flight to Vegas and let it ride? You old cheap fuck. What? What? What? My dad was the cheapest fuck on the planet. I helped that guy move from one apartment to the next apartment, and it was like an eight hour day

of me, 11 year old me, but strong, like scrapping me, like running up the stairs with boxes with books and stuff, and when he done he gave me a dollar. Awesome. All right, we have Giovanni's love line clip. All right, I'll tell you what. Wow. We will now this is what is it 1986? 96. Oh sorry, 96? 1996. This is this will be the 1996 Adam Carolla, so this will be over 15 years ago.

Coming in at 20 years ago, right. Now I'm considered some sort of right-wing fringe lunatic because of my beliefs about... Because you have money now. Oh and I have money. You have money so you've been distorted by that. I have money and I've had the nerve to say that people should pay for their own kids and that poor people should stop shitting out kids and now I'm a lunatic but back then message never changed and I'm by the way to all you assholes that tweet me or do whatever mean go oh well now that you changed man I haven't changed you've changed dude my message has not changed I haven't even heard this thing and and I know I haven't changed.

All right, we'll play it right after this. Hey, it's Adam Kroll from the Adam Krollers Show. BetOnline is the world's most trusted betting platform and your number one source for online betting from the earliest odds to in-game live betting. BetOnline provides you with all the action and the ability to watch and bet on games as they happen. With the largest selection of odds on everything

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December of 1996 so everybody thinks oh old man Corolla now that he's got a couple of bucks he starts changing his tune. Nope this is young man Corolla, poor Corolla, this is poor man Corolla with unfortunately titled poor man Corolla with not so much money and young and The exact same political thoughts and as a matter of fact the thoughts that you're gonna hear weren't political thoughts That's my whole point that had nothing to do with politics true You and I never discussed politics was never was of course if these were just thoughts I had I tell people all the time I did an interview today with your right-wing politics.

I said, I don't have right-wing politics. I just have ideas and solutions. Well, in fact, you've decided to turn them right. Right. Back then, that's what you were being told to shut up about. Stop talking at them. That's all you heard. Yeah.

Nobody labeled me anything politically, did they? No. All right. So, by the way, the voice will sound a little different, mostly because of the tape, compression, whatever it is, and it's a million years old. By the way, somebody tweeted me this, just talking about the fat kids.

Woodstock, what was that? 300,000, 150,000? Whatever it was, thousands thousands tens of thousands must have been at least 40,000 scooters there then thousands and thousands of people between the age of what 16 and 25 nobody was fat all young 500 500,000 approximately 500,000 people one fat chick and by the way if somebody was fat you go oh that must be a gland problem never the gland problem people always talk mama cast was the only fat one at Woodstock really you see film watch what's dr. film. It's five hundred thousand dudes with their shirts off

500,000 chicks wearing like bikini tops in the rain and no one's fat and they're all what 21 What's up? They wonder if some of it, you know, it's interesting. We started talking about how our yeah, look at that. How are well that kids talking about how our, yeah look at that, how our, well that kid's, anyway. No, this kid's 168 pounds. But listen, a lot of our conversations so far has been about how our fathers hammered into us don't spend money on food. Right. I wonder if they're, no but I wonder if some of it-

Don't spend money on anything. Yeah, but I don't think my kids- Actually, my dad took it to a further degree. What's money? True, true. Actually, my dad took it to a further degree. What's money? True, true. Do you remember what I said when you said that your dad's Your dad's threat was always you were gonna take drive into the poor house. Yeah, do you remember my answer to that was no We were already living in the poor house. We were in the poor house. There was never any threats of going to the poor house

That's where we were. It'd be confusing to be confusing aren't we already there? Paper the gas to get to the power. We're in the poor house Yeah, I'd have to walk by and see the poor house by the way, but Drive you to the poor house You were gonna drive him to the poor house because you wanted a quarter for coke. Yeah. Oh yeah. All right. Let's listen.

I don't think Mike is thinking about the cost of food the way we were hammered down. Oh my God. But maybe that's part of it too. Cost of food. No, no, but think about the excess. No, it is. We have a lot of excess now. No, listen.

Food is excess too. Everything is just swipe some magical plastic card and everything's going to show up. Right, right. All right. Let's hear with the suicide suicide machines drew has no recollection of this band this is that me uh... from december of ninety six and my views at the start having kids everybody

that is my message if you don't want the kids stop having up i agree with that because everybody who calls in here it's like, yeah, we wanted kids until the guy turned like two and then he was too big for cuddling and we're on our own crap now. It's ridiculous nowadays. It really is. It is everything, every problem in this, and I'm not going to go on too big a tirade because I do at least once a show, every in this society at least it least in my opinion

can be traced back to people having kids who shouldn't be having kids that over population in the prison and the crime right now dr bryce i thought i was a lot of her second that that's what i remember that's everything in america and i don't care if you're talking about unemployment i don't care if you're talking about the decay of the school system i don't care if you but time at the decay of family

values the abuse of drugs or other prison population is all stands from people who have no business having kids starting a family and then what they do is well the girl gets knocked up at seventeen the guys off knocking somebody else up by the time he's nineteen and then these people become wards of the state we must take care of them and they go all the way through the system we have to give the mom child support we have to give them welfare we have to give them food stamps and then they become thirteen fourteen they get

involved with it with the criminal justice system in the juvenile system they're in and out of courts are stealing your car stereos and they're not going to have your young daughters is society in politicians going to get involved with this issue they will talk about that nafta they will talk about the deficit they will talk about stiffening up borders but they will not talk about this problem which is the number one problem facing

this is saying i call them posse for sidestepping this and it is the uh... bizarre religious right that forces everyone to go down this road these politicians these liars these hypocrites showing up at church every sunday for a photo op meanwhile they're banging their secretary in the limo which brings us to want to but it is that you're attacking the right i you to attack them all the time for for not wanting to get behind

birth control and other things like that. All right that speech was delivered when Barack Obama was on the beach at Diamond Head ripping a bong load and playing on a skim board. Okay that's when I delivered that speech you fucking hypocritical naysaying assholes. but here's what made me shudder Listen all you but Adam. Here's what made me shudder seriously listening to it Those kids you're talking about are now in their 20s and having kids Multiment they're the ones having five kids and calling in God. Hey, man I I know what to do with my yeah three wives three three baby mamas five kids and right I'm married

But I want to leave this one, I'm just not into it now. That's the unraveling right there. All right, see, listen, I said the politicians are talking about, well, NAFTA, but the politicians. Anybody know what NAFTA is, anybody? Chris, NAFTA? Gary, wow, good, you were in high school then?

Junior high school, oh yeah. All right, listen, I'm not one of these guys, by the way, who says to people, do you know the answer to this? And they go, yeah. And I go, what is it? It's basically saying you're a liar. Yeah, no, I know. You might announce it to other people know what it is, you know what I mean?

Because no one else knows. I care. I don't believe it. What is it? What does it stand for? It's an acronym. Oh, am I being quiz? Yeah. North American Free Trade Agreement? That's it. for? It's an acronym. Oh, is like am I being quiz? Yeah, yeah North American free trade agreement. That's it. There you go That does that for those people. I believed you

All right. Now I said the politicians are gonna they're gonna talk about the deficit I know about they're gonna talk about their budget. They're gonna talk about all that shit and they're not gonna talk about this Yeah Have they been talk about this. Yeah Have they been talking about this? No, and it feels like the horse is so far out of the barn now It's almost you can't address it. Right? It's like too far gone. All right, and that was young poor Right wing Adam Carolla except for no one ever said a word back then. No, I'm the man interesting interesting so I've crossed 40 and I've made a million bucks and now the message has changed or you've changed?

Interesting. All right, should we take some phone calls? Let's do it. By the way, who knows everything all the time? Everybody listen to me. Well, Mr. I think I asked you this the other day too. So where are we going from here? What's your crystal ball tell you? Um, well we're going...

Are we going to swing back? Yes. Okay, so we're going to come back from this. We have to. Well, what's the crystal ball tell you? Well, my crystal ball says that whenever people get to a certain saturation level, and sometimes it's a particular event, but when we get to a certain saturation level,

it'll swing back and it'll probably, I'm guessing be about the time that Obama's done with this term that there'll be a pushback. Oh, it'll take that long. Oh yeah, I think so. By the way, Drew, something's gonna make you sick and I really don't know how this works and I can't remember if I was bringing this up or not

or where is it, they're doing this whole thing with him and Tiger Woods playing golf is a big deal and stuff like that. They said this is his 116th round of golf since becoming president. And I always think of you because I'm like, Drew, you're a doctor, golf, relax. And you go, it takes up way too much time. It takes up way too much time. That's always your answer, golf.

It takes six hours. Can't do it. Can't do it. I don't have six hours. And then I thought about myself, like, Jimmy and I used to go in golf like once a month, but we don't have time anymore. We work every weekend. It's too busy.

There's too much going on. 116 rounds. That's rounds. That's not holes. That's six hours times 116. 116. That was an hour, nearly. That's a lot of playing golf

Yeah in a position where you if it had been bushed they'd be attacking it. Oh my god They'd be going insane over it. Well, they do all the time over anybody but the right the left whatever I'm just saying does anyone have time I I like playing golf, but it's been seven to Twelve years since I've played golf. Yeah, it's like it's too much. It's never had that kind of time And is that true and then if that's true that can be looked up Then that means you have to play golf every other weekend for your first term, right? Oh Work that one work that Work that one out anyway that seems like too much all I'm saying and I and I've said this again for every president

Right or left for the four years. We got you. Let's let's spare down let's get to work just for those and then and and Then when you're done hit the links by all means but but just for those four years, you know what I mean? Eisenhower got a bunch of shit for spending too much time on the golf course. Or the eighth. But some people say that was sort of a ruse to kind of distract people from him having a fricking brain trust out there.

Oh, that's interesting. All right, where the hell were you? You got a call? Take four. Take four. Take four. Hey, Liz, 42. Liz, 42. Yes.

What's going on? Hi, guys. Hey. Dr. Drew, I was wondering if you could put the word out about using human fecal transplant to cure C. diff. Okay, so... I've heard this. You've heard about this?

I have. So C. difficile is an overgrowth of a bacteria that can be very dangerous, and it's from antibiotic excess, which we have a serious problem with these days. And even appropriate use of antibiotics can lead to a C. difficile growth, which is a terrible diarrhea,

can have all kinds of complications. And the C. difficile now has become resistant to the usual treatment, which is something called metronidazole. And so... Hey man, shit always rolls downhill dude. Always. Don't ever forget that.

And sometimes it gathers up twigs and stuff and then it'll stop. But for the most part, it always finds a way. Down. Down. And so you can treat it with as much shit that the man cooks up as you want, but shit is always going downhill man. It's like rust, never sleeps.

Wow, profound. Go ahead man. Sorry. They take fecal matter. So, the reason this, by the way Liz, this does have tons of play on the press, the reason it does is because people imagine that somebody takes like a stool, like some sort of South Park episode, and crams a stool up someone's keister, and now we have a fecal transplant.

Well, they're great. And it's going to take over that person's colon. Well, this actually happened to my father. No, listen. The way they do it is they implant, and they're going to one day have just a little capsule you take with the bacteria in the stool that then populates the gut. People have the sense of macrobiotics, it's sort of in that same vein. And it does work like crazy because it allows the gut to repopulate with normal bacteria

from somebody else's gut that you wiped out with the antibiotics. This by the way was from the groundbreaking research of the great pioneer Dr. Daniel Thomas. Staff gets it I know. No Mike gets it. Mike gets it, no one else gets it. All good. Use that internet figure it out. Gary you got this one or not. No okay Mike's got it right. This is a tough one. This is a tough one. It's a doctor Daniel Thomas. Focus more on Daniel Thomas, I was think Danny Thomas. All right

Yeah, and then so I go to showbiz and Danny Thomas and there is some weird folklore about him and some weird stuff, right? Yeah, okay. Yeah God, but I don't really know that story and I don't think it bears repeating. Yeah something to do with like a Cleveland steamer or something. Yeah. All right. So Drew, the procedure for the fecal transplant is what at this point? I think they're getting it to the point where you

can just they take it's especially prepared you know specimen that then is implanted it's like not just a piece of stool you know I mean they've run up somebody's keister right it's a it's sort of prepared in the lab kind of thing packaged for you know this kind of use. Okay, let's talk to Logan. Ooh, look at that. Half a round per week for President Obama. So one every other week, like you said. It played 115 rounds of golf in 212 weeks as president.

So a little more than half a golf round per week. Just one every other week, like you said. Seems like a weird time. I mean, I know. What are you hating on him? I'm not hating on him. I'm just saying, like, that's how I don't, there's no way I have that much time in my schedule, do you?

No. No, and by the way, I'd spend it with my kids if I had that extra time. It's more than one round every two weeks, but I know he has a high stress job. We all have high stress jobs, but I mean, go down to the basement and run on the treadmill for half an hour and then come on up and get some work done. Like, that's a ton of... I mean, it's almost like a golfing job. I mean, it just seems weird.

You know what's weird? I'll tell you what's weird. I'm not complaining. Maybe it's part of his process. But all I'm saying is, is you have four years and or eight years to be judged for the rest of your life and beyond for the next thousand years. Do you want people bringing up the golf thing? I would say the same thing with Lewinsky, you know what I mean? It's like, you're going to be judged

for the next thousand years. Just put a back burner this thing for this period of, this little window. While you're in this sacred spot, this oval office thing. Just the most important job on the planet. Go ahead and hit it and then when you're done hit then hit the links or hit Monica yeah that's all I'm saying all right it's a lot of fucking golf all right let me talk to Logan all right Logan hey how you guys doing Logan what's going on well not much um... but not let me think uh... doctor drew have been a ten years for like the last ten years you are one of the smartest people ever heard

and adam i'd like to thank you for everything you're doing in the uh... curl empire and all that but one call about it i have been with my fiance since i was 17.

I'm 23 now. How long have you been engaged? We've actually, February 28th of last year, so almost exactly a year. It was really stressful planning the wedding, like weddings are, and we got through the hardest parts and now it's almost done know done everything we've done everything stressful and I am just feeling a little like uncertain I guess and I know that that's normal but I just wanted to know you know if there was any science behind the whole cold feet phenomenon that people experience? Drew, let's talk about this.

Uncertainty. Yeah. I don't feel like I've had a lot of it in my life. There was one time when I needed a part-time job or a job, I got an interview to work as a maintenance guy at Nordstrom's in Nice in Northridge. Did you still feel like your right-wing attitudes were intact then still felt the bang of the hill, baby Yeah, and uh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah silver spoon I took daddy's Cadillac down to Northridge and I took daddy's Cadillac down to Northridge and

Interviewed it up with his credit card filled up with daddy's credit card and I went down to the Nordstrom's in Northridge and The the guy's name was Tom Collins either that a Harvey wallbanger He was named after a drink. I think it was Tom Collins. And the guy was like the head of maintenance at the Northridge, you know? And I was sort of a carpenter who was trying to do my comedy at night or whatever. And I just needed a, I wanted a Monday, Wednesday,

Friday job that I could have a base. I never had a base salary. And I got a base salary on. And I said, he walked me through the place when we did on, and I said, he walked me through the place, we did the interview, and you know, sort of repair the carpet and fix the railing, and I was a carpenter, so it was sort of stuff that I could do quite easily.

And I just went home, and we didn't discuss money, he said, I'll call you. I went home, and I remember just thinking to myself, well, if he offers me 10 bucks an hour, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it. And if he offers me 12 bucks or above, 10 and below, I am not going out to Northridge. 12 or 15 or 12 or above, I'm in on this gig. And that's 11, we got a, oh boy, he calls back calls back of course he goes $11 an hour and I

just remember just sitting there that's about the only time I've ever done the did you take it? No yeah I didn't because I sort of had it if it's not 12 yeah I'm not taking I need $12 an hour. So, mostly in life, when there's opportunities and there's things, mostly you go, yeah, let's do it. Or you go, no, I won't do it. But you don't have a lot of like, I know certain people have different levels of that. I said, that might be us, yeah.

I'm just thinking about, like for instance, when you, just the most latest thing for me was you invited me over here. I'm just thinking about, for instance, when you, just the most latest thing for me was you inviting me over here. I'm like, yeah, okay. Not, I don't know, I had to wait for the right moment when I could. Right, but it made sense. But it's like, yeah, all right.

All right, now here's my thing. Same thing with wedding and stuff too, but that had to be the right timing as much as anything. But here's the thing with Logan. Is he right, is he wrong? That's not the question people Do that stuff all the time, you know? Do this joke don't do that joke use this don't use that it's not I always tell them

It's not about right or wrong or good or bad It's about what I feel or what I want to do your instinct I feel like I don't want to do this or I feel like I do want to do this So you can't look at it in terms of would it be the wrong thing to do? It's what you Think 23 is a little young a lot young You've been together since you were 16 or so could be a good thing or a bad thing. Yes Logan yes this you must remove Unfortunately other Logan? Yes? This, you must remove, unfortunately, other people's feelings, money spent, plans made, encouragement, family, friends, whatever. Years spent

together. Remove everything from the table and basically pretend it's a room and remove every stitch of furniture and carpet and drapes and everything from the room and it's just an empty room. Close your eyes, man. This is heavy. It's just an empty room with Logan in it. Logan's the only person in this room. Does Logan want to get married or not?

When you answer that question, you will have your answer. And that will be it. Factoring in all the other things is really sort of throwing the other people's dice. And it's not gonna be big picture. It's not gonna be good for them either parents friends family what what her mean if it's not good for Logan Well if Logan decides he wants out two and a half years into this thing no good frame. It's gonna cause trouble So Logan that is that is that is the question you have to answer

No, that makes a lot of sense. Well, I guess that's it. Well, it made a lot of sense, did it not? It did, that's all you needed to hear, huh? You can't make your decision based on how uncomfortable it's going to be to break this news to your partner. That should not factor in because that's that pollutes the decision oh man that's got off I have to look my dad in the eye and oh boy he already ordered a cake you know I mean you are a lot of things in life people move along because of those sorts of things they get swept into stuff and they keep on going I know look at the at the man, Tai Teo. Hm?

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