The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Frustrating Business Trips, HPV and Nosebleeds (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics)

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

Adam & Drew discuss his frustration with Lynette's 'business' trip and take calls on shopping addiction, permanent birth control & persistent nosebleeds.

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through the Amazon banner on the Adam and Drew page. Chris, do not turn that down. Can you really get it on to that music? No. I listen. Do we need a new aphorism for the show? I like No, I listen. Do we need a new aphorism for this show? I like classical music, and yes, maybe we need a new aphorism, but not new music. I love classical. I think people will be smarter.

I miss it. I want them to pump it into every mall and every school. Classical music and exercise compares well against antidepressants, which is something you've always said. Yeah, well, no. here's what I've always said when, way back in the day when Dr. Drew and I would do the show together is people would say, I'm depressed, and I'd say, listen to classical music

and start jogging, and you'll feel better. It's true. When did that study come out? Recently. Took 10 years to catch up with you. Why don't we just go back and listen to everything I said from 1998 so we could figure out what to do now? Because it's all I ever said. Cancer sniffing dog. There's one right there.

Cancer sniffing dogs. That's right. Classical music and exercise. Gritze hack crows. Well, no, no it it just a real t v reality tv we used to talk about all the time but it was unsatisfying we had this conversation last time you and i were together it was unsatisfying to me when i said what's the future oh great one you're like uh... i'll let you know well i have to be inspired by things things have to come up you have to ask me a question

i know empirically that classical music and exercise, it's hard to listen to that and to be breaking a sweat and be depressed. It's a sedentary life that sort of does that. And it's also... It's catch-22. It's hard to get up and get going when you're depressed too, right? Right, but I'll you also know that a pill You see I believe that depression part of it is Physiological or chemical or whatever, but then there's another part of it that is sort of It's it's not psychological but it's action oriented. There's a good you put in there? Spiritual? No, what I mean is you can't be a depressed person who gets up early and swims 200 laps at the

Y. It's not what a depressed person does. Well, but it's because moods and brain stuff like mood are bodily based, when you change your body state, you change your mood state, right? Right. It's why, you know, like I said, you know, when someone says, how you doing, you should say, I'm doing great. Maybe not with someone bigger. I noticed you've adopted that. That seems to be your policy all the time. Yeah. No, that's why I say you should. Do as I say, not as I do. But it's catch 22. Again, though, because it's like snake eating the tail. If you feel shitty or depressed But it's Catch-22, again though, because it's

like snake eating the tail if you feel shitty or depressed. It's hard to go do those things, but it's why you must do those things. Right, but taking a pill, blaming your parents and now the government is never going to cure that. I can tell you, no one is depressed in the middle of a tsunami. You want to know why? You're fucking running for your life. Tsunami. Tsunami.

Tsunami. When you're running for your life, you're not depressed because you're just running for your life. When you're being attacked by Kodiak bear, you will not be depressed. I mean, you could go, here's what you could do. You could go for a hike. You could do one of those kill yourself in the wilderness things, which is, in a way, I kind of like it. You know, the people that just go hike up to, you know, the waterfalls up on, up in Maui and then they just eat a bullet. It's good for you. It's a bummer

for the guy who was going to propose to his girlfriend. Or the sheriff's have to pull you out too. No, not the sheriff's. The next camper. The guy who says, I'm going for a hike because I'm on vacation and I'm going to find this guy who ate a bullet. Now it's cool if there's another guy who's going up there to kill himself and he finds you but The people who go hiking the people that go is there a giant metaphor here for life there is okay Just listen listen listen to me listen to me. Well, here's what I'm saying everybody listen to everybody listen to me if You're a dude and you go, look, I'm going to go up Mount Kilimooka and I'm going to

go up to the top where the falls are at sunset and I brought my.44 and I'm going to kill myself. And then you're walking up Mount Kilimooka and you're that depressed. I mean, you're going to end it all. And you're going up to Mount Kilimooka, and you're halfway up, and even though it's not indigenous to the Hawaiian Islands, a Kodiak bear spots you on the end of the trail and starts coming after you,

you turn and run, I'll guarantee you're not depressed. I'll bet you turn and use that gun on the Kodiak bear. I bet you feel alive, and I bet after running 100 yards, sweating your ass off and shooting that gun on the Kodiak bear. I bet you feel alive and I bet after running a hundred yards sweating your ass off and shooting that bear, you wouldn't continue up the mountain to kill yourself. Well, I think there is actually some profound wisdom in what you're saying because it bears out observationally in what—

It bears out. That's pretty weird, isn't it? Probably, somewhere in my brain I did that. But it bears out observationally in terms of what people report that survived jumps from bridges. So as soon as you jump off a bridge, you get this rush of adrenaline, you try to save yourself, and the first thought that people report if they survive is, I made a huge mistake. Well that's why I... By the way, Martha Stewart, you're putting a little cozy under my mic. No, I'm trying to fucking pad that I'm trying to avoid the next 51 minutes of you doing I say, okay

Because there's no amount of conversations we can have to stem the tide of you banging mugs on Hard surfaces, it's it started day one when met, we will take it to our grave, and there's nothing physically, there's no words that can be used to impart this wish of mine that you don't take your ceramic mug and bang it on hard surfaces. But there is some Christmas gifts in here, Adam, Christmas gifts. It's literally impossible. Like a cup or something or no I we need a carpet swatch for dr. Drew because it's Physically impossible no matter how many times it's discussed you make the world's

worst second story man But you'd be upstairs, you know that thing where the rich people are having the party down below And then you go up to steal the jewels I drop you just be going Hey, yeah, you've come in through the window and then after you came in through the window, you'd slam the shut. And I'd be like, shh. And you'd be like, okay. No, no, I'd be like, what? What? Oh, my phone's going off. Hold on, let me set my mug down. And I'd be like, shh, quiet. Why are you wearing tap shoes? You're wearing tap shoes? Why are you wearing tap shoes? You're wearing tap shoes?

I told you to wear Uggs. You're wearing tap shoes? And then you'd just be setting stuff down. You'd probably fire up like an electric razor. You'd want to shave. But see, for you, there's like a volitional component to it. My thing would have been that as you were telling me about the noise I'd be making, I'd be going, huh?

What? Well, I don't, I've not heard this. I have not heard it. I know it drove you insane. I get it. I'm trying to be careful. I am. No, no, no. But doesn't register. I know. But listen, one should be able to take in not criticism, but just literally language and convert it into actions. Do you not agree with that? No, I do, but it's also like telling me to like, you know, dance or something. No, it's like you're teaching your daughter to drive and you're saying signal and then change lanes and then she changes lanes and you say signal and

then change lanes and she changes lanes and you go, here's the procedure. You signal and then you change lanes that's the order of things yeah and she should be able to absorb that information and then apply it the your rock-hard coffee mug makes a distracting sound on the top of this console is something that you should be able to absorb and then apply. Now that you bring it to my attention I can't. But then I'll make some other shitty noise. Bring it to your attention Every show for the last 14 years

All right. Anyway, I put something under here. The point is this we need a nerf studio so that the doctor drew And look you talk to your therapist or why why Why let's not focus on my obsession with sound, let's focus on your inability to stop making sound. Because it's easy enough to do. Look, you had triplets. When they were asleep and you're a kid, you would go in their room if you had to go get something or shut off something or something in a different mode, right?

Yeah. Quiet mode. You wouldn't take your keys and throw it down on the nightstand you didn't want to wake them up. I have like like a Tourette's-y weird like I can't like I'm too anxious and so I fuck things up you know I mean no no yeah I know no I know but what I'm saying is is maybe you need this engagement with me okay I'm gonna try I intend to I intend to, I intend to. Whether I will is, whether I can.

It's like literally I got a dance instructor or something. But you can't physically put your coffee mug down in such a way that doesn't make a noise. But here's the deal, I'm gonna focus on this goddamn coffee mug, and I promise you, I'll fuck something else up and bother you. See, there you go. You don't have to.

I'll try, I'll try, I will do my best. All right, anyway, when people jump off of bridges yes uh and again we'll get a piece of foam rubber for Dr. Drew not for anyone else because there's an inability to set the mug down when people jump off of bridges and they live and there's not too many of them that do that unless they're the ones that jump off just a super low like covered bridge ones but I believe that that's just a cry for help. I think so. They're only eight feet above a pond in New Hampshire. When they jump off the Golden Gate Bridge, their first thought was, I want back on this

bridge when they're three feet off the bridge. And unfortunately, they're not getting back on the bridge. Now I do believe that's a biomechanical, just chemical surge of brain jumping in. But it's the same survival thing that makes you run away from the bear too. Yeah, it's the same thing that... Look, the simplest, easiest way, and most of the cleanest, cheapest, and arguably most portable way of killing yourself would be by holding your own breath. Except for we can't do that.

It's a weird thing. I mean, think about that. We can't because at some point our reflex just sets in and goes, I don't care how badly you wanna kill yourself, I need some oxygen in my lungs. Can you open your mouth? So you cannot stop your lung.

I mean, it's a weird thing because you can volitionally Hold a 44 up to your temple and squeeze the trigger But you can't hold your breath right and kill yourself Yeah, although I'd like to meet that one guy and if I did I'll bet you he he was Japanese Well, I'm gonna dig kill. I mean there's one Japanese guy who killed himself I hope you can be Indian like a yogi or something? I think he was Japanese.

This guy was Japanese. And that to me, that's a hero. So this is like a kamikaze-esque guy. That's just a guy with so much intestinal fortitude and such a strong will that he's able to kill himself by holding his own breath. By the time you go unconscious from lock of oxygen you'll breathe That's why he's a hero. He's a hero. That's why he's a hero Drew. There's only one guy Comes from a small town

Outside Kyoto inside Kyoto outside outside outside Kyoto They have to be inside Kyoto to be a medium to large-sized town Yeah, with a statue where the statue is Yeah The one guy and usually they have these guys rearing back on a horse and holding a sword. This guy's on a futon. It's the only time you see a guy laid out on a futon in the statue. With two X's where his eyes were. Look across. The two X's.

All right. Hey, hey, whoa, I want to thank you. Hey, whoa, hey, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Do you have to read all that stuff? I don't have to read all that stuff. We can read I know true. How long he Can I talk? Okay Go ahead be transparent. I thought you what the hell I We have a TV screen. They're reminders. Yes, I know things that I want to bring up. I don't read stuff I speak about this. I know you don't the heart. I'm like that Japanese guy who killed himself by holding his own breath. Man crates! I don't know if you know about this, but we have this new crate. It's great because it's for the holidays. Oh, I did see that out there by the refrigerator. What's in it? Is something in it?

Yeah, it's got a signed autographed book of mine, not Taco Bell Bell material it's got a bottle of mangrove it's got two mangrove glasses it's got season two of our podcast DVD that's all the DVDs and also we have a signature version that has the autograph book oh this one just has a book yeah we have the autograph book and we have the mangrove t-shirt in there as well and you can go to mancraze.com hold on this is the price is what's priceless right? You can't put a price on it. So a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars? It's less than a thousand dollars.

$999. $999 for sure. It's a deal. If you took every individual part and broke it down and sold it at its street value, it'd be worth way more than we're charging. www.mancrates.com slash y's got all the good stuff in it. It's a fun Christmas gift for anyone who's a fan. All right, one other thing you were gonna say. Before we came on the air, I said, hey Adam, Adam Cohen show, Andy Cohen show.

Price does show I go on by myself. Andy Cohen. Andy Cohen. But he does the live show. That's right. Of the Gay Housewives show. That's right. And our wives were there yesterday. Yes, I've been there. Right. And I guess pitched us. And he wants us in there. And you went, and you had a strange reaction. You went, oh, us. And I thought, what was that? You mean why us? No, no, why the one one thousand, oh, oh, was I not clear or is that me again?

I knew our wives were going in there. I had a, you know how I take everything and turn it into something negative? Right, I knew it meant something. I just wondered what you were thinking. Well what I was thinking was is my wife went out to New York to do a Mangria business trip, which is good, but I didn't feel like she needed to fly out to deliver a bottle to Andy Cohen. But it turns out your wife is out there and they were sort of having fun and a business trip.

There wasn't, didn't seem to be enough business. My wife's not a business trip. I know, and my wife is, except for there's not enough, there's not that much business out there. So I think it's just a trip to New York. Right. But I spoke to her last night and I said where are you going? And she said me and Susan Pinsky, your wife, we're heading over to see Andy Cohen and we're going to pitch him the mangria and we're going to give him a bottle of mangria and you know we're gonna see maybe he's gonna drink it on the show you know they drink I drink mangria on the show and I said oh good who's the guest? I don't know and I said well maybe why don't you know and she said it changes all the time

And I said well when's the show air and she said tonight's live slide, huh? I said well But don't you want to know who to get maybe the guest is Lisa Lampanelli in which case that's a big fan of mine She loves she loves a man. Gria will give it'd be fun to have Lisa Lampanelli drinking mangreya out there, or maybe get someone who hates me, or maybe get someone who's, you know, recovering, addict, alcoholic, whatever, in which case you wouldn't want to present them with it. And she said, yeah, well, we'll find out. And I, my reaction was, or you could have gone online and just found out. It's a business trip, Adam. It's a beautiful business.

Relax. Now I know. Mr. Mr. Mr. Man. It's sort of academic because she'll just get there. But see, the thing is, is what I wanted was go online, find out guests and then come back to me and go, do you know this? You know, how good are you with this person, or does this person hate your guts? Why don't you talk to this person? Wouldn't it be a reasonable to go, hey let out, go online right now, check it out. No, they're walking to the studio. Oh, okay. Right. Got a smartphone thing, got this phone deal?

I'm just saying the whole trip is to go there to see Andy Cohen and I asked who the guest was because I figured it would be part of the plan to get that guest to drink and I don't know is okay. It just doesn't feel like due diligence to me. It feels like something could have checked in three minutes from your room online. But she would say it's academic because whoever it is it'll be whoever it is except for it's not because... She'd say you're a pain in the ass to be fair. She would say I was a pain in the ass. But I would know it could have been really cool. I mean there are people that I'm there's really cool with

and then there's Wendy Williams who hates my guts you know. So if it's Wendy Williams it's don't get near her with a bump. Wendy Williams hates you? That's weird. Why? Well, actually she apologized and sent over a bottle of booze. So she'll be fine. So she's fine. I did her show in in New York. Oh, and it was fine And then when I was done doing her show she went on her like blog or she went on her whatever she does and she basically said I was a slob and I showed

up and I didn't even have the respect to get dressed. Well that's true. To do her show. I was wearing it's it by the way. You came on my show in underwear basically. I didn't know we're being filmed from the from the waist down. I wore a nice shirt, or a hipster shirt. I wore designer jeans and I wore these boots that zip up on the side. But show films at 11 o'clock in the morning. It's not a suit and tie show. I'm wearing... Oh, there you are.

I'm wearing... You can see I'm wearing boots. You're wearing... You look like Mr. Burcham. I'm wearing. Well, there you are. I'm wearing a wearing you can see him wearing boots. You're wearing you looks like mr. Burcham. I'm wearing No No Yeah, you're wearing a so flannel shirt It's right Do you see what I'm talking about? Do you see what I have to deal with? Yeah, I'm dressed like mr. Burcham

That's what I'm dressed. No, not like like mr. Burchham and a good not in the shop like a like a dude you're dressed like a dude all right you're not you don't have a fucking button-down yes that is a that is it no it is not flannel it is cotton it is button-down it's not button-down I meaned down means button on each call. Oh, I'm sorry. You can see the boots. Those are nice. Okay, right.

Okay. Those are very nice. And a nice pair of jeans. I'm dressed like a shop teacher. All right, look. Don't let's... Anyway. And your hair is nice.

Let's just push it. You look good. All right. Don't try to make it. Don't try to fix it. Let's just push for it. Anyway, she said I came on her show dressed like a slob and Blah blah blah. So I basically told her to fuck off. Yeah, you know, yeah, cuz what the fuck do I care? What am I listening to that for? You look nice. You look bad

Yeah, I know. I look like mr. Burcham the shop teacher. No, it's a 61 year old shop teacher dress like mr. Burcham So anyway, we'll find out who the guest on Andy Cohen show was. So that's why I paused, because I was thinking, I wanted, if you're going to New York and you're going to meet Andy Cohen, and that's really the,

that's the reason for the plane ticket in the hotel, you should find out who the guest is gonna be that night. That's my feeling. Do you know yet who who the guest is going to be that night. That's my feeling. Do you know yet who it was? No, I don't know. I saw an Instagram picture, can I check and see what it was? Yeah.

Now, I know all I do is bitch about things. Really? Yeah, but there's a way to avoid it. Wait, hold on a second. Slow down. But in this particular case, you'd have to side with me, right? In every case, of course. Drew, seriously.

Seriously, yeah. I'm not angry or anything. I'm just saying like if this is a business trip, do your business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Yeah, but still good. Still happy. What I understand is how they kept her out of Madison Square Garden with the boss there.

Oh, Aisha, that I don't understand. Aisha Tyler was a guest and that's good because Isha Tyler's good and then like I said it becomes Academic but what I was saying to her was you can get Isha Tyler's You know get her favorite flowers and bring it with and say, you know, these are from Adam He's a huge fan and here's his mangria. That's what I'm saying and You know Dump a little grape soda in there Hey, it's Adam Kroll from the Adam Kroll a show bet online is the world's most trusted betting platform and your number one source for

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two, and he seems to have a shopping or spending addiction. What's he doing? What's happening? Um, anytime, I mean, we've been living hand in mouth, Patrick Paycheck for a while and at first, because when I was younger and we didn't have it, hold on a second, part of the problem with my conversation with Lynette is I was heading out to Irvine for the fourth night in the road to do a show in traffic. You know, you know, some of it is where you're at.

Like if I was sitting in a hot tub and she said we're going to see Andy Cohen and I don't know who the guest is, I would have been like, well, so be it. But I was sitting in traffic heading out to Irvine for the fourth night in a row, and I was in a bad mood. Do you tell her that?

No, I'm just in a I'm going to work mood. So here's from the set. I'm showing Adam a picture of the, there's Aisha the hill right? Yeah, there she is who's next to her I can't see that I have no idea who that is. All right, so there you go. But anyway, listen, I Appreciate the effort. It was just one of those things. I was on my way to work. I want a little due diligence Good humble of you to admit it. Takes a big man. Yeah, it does. Go ahead, Amy.

Sorry. Oh. Well, he just, every time he gets cash, he spends it. What's he spending on? Well, he has collections that he has, and of course, it's the comic books and collectible toys and he'll go to toy for us and spend money on himself and not the kids it's aggravating because i'm paying all the bills with what little i get so i'm broke he drove me into bankruptcy while both of us but

uh... and next out three credit cards i didn't know what it was it with these dudes these adult dudes? Another thing I've been complaining about for over 10 years, these adult males and the collection of action figurines and, oh, this is Wolverine. This is unit one of Wolverine. This is a first edition print of Wolverine.

Don't even touch it. I use tweezers to turn the pages. Don't even look at it. It's never seen the sunlight. By the way, this is gonna send our kids through college. I understand if you think something is an investment, but really grown males with the fucking comic books and the action figures and the Star Wars bullshit,

what the fuck is going on, Drew? I've been asking this for a long time. I don't understand it. It feels like a little sort of shortage in the male-female action during high school and college or something. Like they got off track right in there when they should have been focusing on reproduction. You know what I'm saying? They should have been chasing pussy instead they're chasing Spider-Man. Doesn't feel like that? Well, hold on. been chasing pussy instead. They're chasing spider-man doesn't feel like that well hold on a lot of it look a Lot of it is retarded sexuality

But hey look at this guy with the bulging muscles in the super tight shorts and the cape and then like in the big Package like the big bulge who like fights struggles with other men with big muscles like I'm gonna go watch him instead of get some pussy struggles with other men with big muscles like I'm gonna go watch him instead of get some pussy. It's something very homo-ronic and sort of misplaced sexuality. At least that sort of has envy for somebody that could be sexual attached to it, right? Doesn't have that kind of quality? And this has like, oh no, I just got off the train. I just couldn't, that's not up for me. So I went back into childhood. What do you do and what does he do?

Well, he has been, since he started working in the restaurant management industry, I actually am a laid off banker right now due to the economy. So I'm getting unemployment, but you know, obviously that's not going to be nearly as much as what I was thinking. You look like an unemployment, Adam.

What do you think, Drew? Because I asked that, put her on hold again, say, because that's such an interesting, I don't even know how to apply for unemployment. Would you know how to apply for unemployment? I don't know how to think about applying for unemployment because I don't know how to not work, for unemployment because I don't know how to not Work or if I'm not working all I can think about is getting some other kind of work

I is that we're doing something but we are borrowing money from a friend like I don't have a I Don't have a anybody helps me but me mode Well, that's the only mode I have, and maybe I'm impaired that way, but so many people on unemployment, and I'm glad it's there, but I don't understand, well, I'm unemployed, so I'm fine right now. There's people in Hollywood. I'd be in a panic.

There's people in Hollywood that work six months, go on unemployment for six months, then get another gig, and then go right back to unemployment, you know, actors do it. Really? Yeah, there's Hollywood people do it all the time which because you have gigs that last you know three months and then you're out I mean you're on you're into something else see I don't expect anything from the government or from employee unemployment all right oh here we go

there you go yeah no I don't see that's the whole thing. And this is what I preach. And this is what everyone thinks I'm a douchebag about it. But I'm like, I don't want you thinking about the government for anything other than fix the potholes and, you know, and the North Korean nuclear attack threat, you know, like, I want you focusing on their intercontinental ballistic missiles that could land on us. But other than that, when it comes to support, family, money, bills, whatever, I don't even think about it. No, and look, I was poor my whole life. I've never been on unemployment or collective welfare.

I saw my mom do it and realized this was not a road to riches. I understand why people do it. I'm glad there's a net there I'm not I don't think really not yeah, I'm not being critical. It's so weird to me that so many people know we just think that way You know, it's a you and I are the same in that We don't think that way and it's probably stupid to think that way because you earn it I mean literally like I do not expect to receive Social Security when I'm of that age. I will not get it as far as I'm concerned. That's the way I approach.

The government's never given me anything and I'm just assuming that's how it's going to go my whole life. That's it. No, I had Kevin Nealon tell me, I said listen everyone's talking about their retirement and their pension funds and all that kind of stuff. And I said, I don't have a pension fund. And then he said, yeah, you do. And I said, I do.

And he said, yeah, it's SAG. And I said, how does that even work? I mean, that's my question too. What happens? See, SAG and Social Security and everyone else could save themselves a ton of money with me and Dr. Drew, which is just never send us a penny ever and I would never ask for it and I would never know. But I'm also the person who's been driving in Los Angeles for 30 years and never filed

insurance claim. I've been driving a car. I didn't know what you're talking about. I mean like a car, like an accident insurance claim? Yeah. Never called the insurance company to come out. Never had a judge come out or anything? No.

I think I've only done that once. Never had it happen. I did it once, yeah. I know, but it's not a good way of thinking. I think it's low self-esteem way of thinking. But anyway, Amy, what do you get for unemployment? How much should I have given you? Less than half of what I was bringing home. No. thinking but anyway what do you get for what you get for unemployment how much they're giving you uh...

left in half of what i would being home again i did thank you for that is that we need to know we don't know we have no idea what kind of a hell i have her tax return from the previous tax year in front of me and i can see that she made forty six thousand nine hundred twenty two dollars so half of that would be twenty three thousand uh... four fifty ballpark a kid so that and then and we

we've spread that over a twelve month period yes how much do they give you a me channel she hung up or she's get that thing to disconnect she hung up she wanted say a number. Well, part of the reason it was relevant was we're going to see how much of a screwball the husband is.

What's he doing with all that money? I'm also curious. I want to know what you get. I was talking to him and I'm playing and be like, well, $200 a week or something, just everybody gets the same. Unemployment is not welfare. Once you get into the highest bracket, you can get a pretty good chunk. Where does it come from? I don't know. We's, it's you, once you get into the highest bracket you can get a pretty good chunk. I don't know, we can figure it out. I think you pay into it

when you're working. Have we been doing that? Pretty sure we have, yeah. So we're paying somebody else's unemployment, like, like everything. We pay somebody else's stuff. That's fine. That's right, yeah, it's good. No, it's great. It's awesome Tiffany I could take a couple weeks off and go on to do more of it. Yeah, I think you could and I don't know half-tard Yes, sir. Find out the cause you have Tard sure does You respond to half-tard. It's not full Tard. What am I supposed to do? Not even three-quarter Tard or five-eighths Tard It's not even nine. What am I supposed to do? Not even three-quarter tart or five eighths tar. It's not even nine sixteenths tar And by the way, it's not like you're like, yes, sir

It's like you jump to the microphone where you flew across the room to the microphone. It's half tarts Not full or like I said nine sixteenths Find out at least in California We're like what the max is because I know know, look, see Drew, you make over, once you make over a hundred grand, you just get into like max. That's fine, it's still interesting though. It'll be interesting to find out what the max guys would do.

And then let's see if we can take a few weeks off, get some of our money back. Seven year old son gets nosebleeds every night. Jesus seven and already on the booger sugar. Tiffany, is he been seen by ear nose and throat doctor Well, he's just been seen by the pediatrician and what do they see when they look in there they see something eroded No, they just you know, they tell me to you know, I can apply something in his nostrils every night Is he is he a little picker?

No, no, no, no. I had it when I was younger as well, but I kind of grew out of it. My kid's got it too at a certain point. What is that, Drew? Well, it's called the Kieselbach's plexus. It's up in front here in the septum, and it's usually like a pickin' going on. No, no, no, dryness. Dryness, yeah.

And the vessels are right there at the surface so they can bleed really easily. Yeah, but why, like when I was in high school, it happened to me a few times. I was just standing out in the outfield and my nose started bleeding on a hot, dry day. But why doesn't it happen as an adult? It never happened. Like, once I became an adult, then I started doing, you know, construction. I was up on roofs and stuff, but it didn't happen anymore. I don't know for sure, but I'm just guessing, and this is going to be sort of a hand-waving

explanation, is that your soft tissue grows as you, particularly in your nose and face and stuff, you get more soft tissue, and the vessels probably are less on the surface. If you ever see, look, kind of shine a light up inside of your septum here. It is vascular, very rich. Yeah, that's why you get punch, you get a real easy nosebleed. Yeah, it's also why if you do a lot of cocaine, it constricts those vessels and the whole thing dissolves. That's why I shoot it or smoke it. Smoking is better. Yeah, maximum weekly in California is 450. All right. That's not bad, weekly. Yeah. You can buy on there. Mm-hmm.

All right, so ear, nose, and throat doctor, yes? Yeah, because there can be growths and things further upstream, not just in the acusal box plexus, that A, need different kinds of treatments, and B, sometimes are more serious, but usually it's just one of those things. Had sex with his best friend's girlfriend. Option on premature birth, recovering addict. Let's talk to Bryson.

Yeah, 18. That's a name. It is. Hey Bryson? Yeah. What's going on? Sounds like a Bryson too. He's calling from Battle Creek, Michigan. That's such an important part of my childhood. Kellogg's. Battle Creek, Michigan. Yeah, because everything was always send away, send those box tops away to Battle Creek, Michigan. Serial City, USA. That's where all the Post and Kellogg's were there, right? It seemed to me that there were two places that I needed to send shit away to. Battle Creek, Michigan and Pueblo, Colorado.

When I sat home and pretended to be sick because I hated school and watched TV all Friday or even on the weekend, it was send those things to Battle Creek, Michigan, and Pueblo, Colorado was if I needed more information. Which I never felt like I needed. I felt like I had up to my ears in information, but it's like if I needed more information about workplace discrimination, that's where I was going to go, Pueblo, Colorado. What was that? Pueblo, Colorado, I think it's like a fucking

governmental hub. That's what I'm thinking, it must have something to do like where the- Yeah, it's like airlines. You know, it's like what Atlanta or Minneapolis or Denver or something, I don't know, St. Louis, like I don't know, like each airline has its hub. Pueblo, Colorado is the information hub of the United States. Was the underground nuclear arsenal, you know... Cheyenne Mountain. Yeah. I don't know why it's Pueblo, Colorado, but if you want to find out

how to start a small business and Or you think you're being discriminated against and as it pertains to housing, you know what I mean? I'm looking it up right now. I have this phone thing. You can look stuff up. It's awesome. Then I found out who the guest is gonna be on the Anico. Would you like that? awesome. Then, I found out who the guest is gonna be on the Anico. Would you like that? Then you just go to Pueblo Colorado and they would send you a pamphlet and that would straighten everything out. All your problems would melt away. If everything could be solved when I was nine between Battle Creek, Michigan and Pueblo, Colorado, that's all you needed. It's an official website. All right. So anyway, you had sex with his best friend's girlfriend And you want to know if you should tell your friend you did this

Right It's supposed to be her she's both ever pregnant sometime this week and what it's period sometime this week and Right now she's two days late and so I'm not really sure what to do and where to go. What do you guys think? Well, why didn't she get a pregnancy test? It sounds a little bogus.

Yeah, it does sound very bogus. You know why? Because he ends it with, what do you guys think? Yeah, yeah. Bogus. I actually agree with you. Sorry, Bryson. You can't spell bogus without spelling Bryce.

I guess you could. I gotta give you guys credit. You retweeted me and Corolla direct messaged me. What did I retweet you about? I was in the library. Oh, you were laughing today. This was you. Yeah, I was...

This is finals week at community college and... Hold on. The room's spinning. Slow down. Hold on. The room's spinning. All right. Let me just get my feet on the...

Drew, you take over a second. I got to breathe into a bag. Okay. Community college and you're studying for finals and in the library. I've listened to both podcasts and I'm dying. Thanks buddy. Well you're part of the magic now my friend. Thank you.

And thanks, listen, here's the thing, and we used to have this on Loveline all the time. There's a certain decorum, a certain marquise of Queensberry that you need when it comes to the bogus call, which is when we say bogus, if it's bogus, you have to say okay, because it's unfair to us because we have no scientific way of checking this. And if you want to say, I got full blown AIDS because I was raped by a wild boar in Mexico Yeah, and we go bogus and you go I swear to God I just returned from the doctor's office And we're like then we have to continue as if that happened So if we cry bogus and we rarely do but if we do and it is then you have to step up to the bogus plate

And admit it so we're saying hats off to Bryson. Yeah, and it's well done Bryson. And it and it tip to a tip to folks who are doing the bogus call. Don't end the question and then go. So what can you do? Or no, no, no, no. Is that normal? Yeah, that normal is not a good one either. These are indicators for bogus calls. So, Adam, I'm scrolling through this City of Pueblo website.

I've got the city maps and I've got all kinds of shit. You know what you want to be? You know what a good gig is? You work in the City of Pueblo, Colorado, and you work for your printer, because there's a lot of pamphlet work going on out there. Oh, yeah, evidently. That's the other thing. I've never collected unemployment. I've never asked's a lot of pamphlet work going on out there. That's the other thing, I've never collected unemployment, I've never asked the government for a pamphlet

on something. Hey, I want to be a better dad. Could you go ahead and send that pamphlet out from Pueblo, Colorado? I'd really like to look into being a better dad. Let me just say it's a very unsatisfying search. The Pueblo, Colorado. I don't see any of the hints as to why this was such a center of information in the 70s. If you're sending things to Battle Creek, Michigan, you're doing pretty good.

And if you're sending stuff to Pueblo, that's not good. Look at the way they have it spelled there underneath the little tower. It strangely looks weird. The word looks weird the way they have it on the side. All right, you ready to rock here? Let's see, options for birth control, recovering addict, girlfriend got diagnosed with HPV. Hey Sean, your girlfriend got the HPV? Yeah, found that out. Hey, do we need the H in the HPV? Like, couldn't we do the human math?

Uh... I think I feel like I could do. Your girlfriend, what species is she? Uh... Is she a reptile or a fowl? I haven't checked yet. I'll do the papilloma virus, but I don't need the H. I don't need the human part in there.

Right. For that matter need the human part in there. Right. For that matter, the band Human League could just call themselves the League. I'll do the human math. I can see what you are. You're not Buffalo. All right. So she got the HPV.

Yes. She went and got it checked out. They looked at it. I was hoping to find nothing. They found a bit of dysplasia from what I understand. All right, hold on a second. Hold on. Let's walk down this road. We need to take a break.

Oh. I'm going to walk down the bathroom road. I will. That's a good idea. When we come back, you can tell all the people. And you believe that everyone has the now- Half of them. PV.

Half of the Sean age group does yeah and we'll tell them what to do after this yeah thank you for hanging with us thanks for making the show so GD popular and go to iTunes give us a nice five star rating leave a comment Watch us climb the charts. Thank you very much. We'll keep this going for you. I know people wanted to hear our voices Reunited and that's what we're giving you So tell a friend and all the old loveline fans out there who may have missed this old combination of loveline Well, it's back again. Speaking of the old combination, our relationship, it's finding its way again.

And back in the hall here during our quick break when you gave me shit for getting a piece of turkey on your pristine floor. Not A-piece. Not A-piece. I told you to fuck off and I thought, wow, I feel like a little kid like swinging at his dad or something. It seems so it seems so pathetic as opposed to when you say fuck off. It's like everyone everyone like their hair goes up in the back of their neck.

Right. These guys are hopping around like beans. Right. Be jumping around like no one knows that Mexican jumping beans are. We used to have their novelty in the 70s. Yeah. Now they got their fucking that was our video game. It was a small cup filled with beans Moved around and we'd stare at it forever. Yeah. Look at that bean. It just rolled over Now that was not the wind it did it that bean moved on its own Oh, look at that bean it just went from like pointing it like four o'clock to like pointing it like 530

You know skin jumping Mexican jumping bean. That's what that was. The biggest entertainment was the Mexican jumping bean and then they had the Venus fly trap. Your mom would drag you along and you'd go to like the pottery store or whatever it was, you know? And there would be that they'd have all the plants at the nursery and then by the front, yeah, they'd have like this and you'd go look, look, look, look, I'm gonna put my finger in it.

Look, look, see, it moved. It's a plant that moves. Sort of like when you see the wind hit a tree with no wind. Yeah. It moved, dude. Magic. Yeah. It tried to bite. It could eat a fly. Although you never see it eat a fly you just all you do is take a pencil and push it into the thing and watch it Just sort of contract like a see an enemy, but that was it that the spiral graph That's all we have. That was big time by the time we got to that. Yeah and the Etch A Sketch This is big time now my kids are playing these crazy video games on the 70 inch plasma TV But Drew we were in the next room and we're all taking a bite of our sandwich and Drew decided he would stand up And eat his and then he dropped shit all over the floor

And then I told him to sit at the table He's making a mess and then he sat at the table made a mess Drew you got to see the carnage left behind I will go clean up, but I'll tell you Drew. I'll tell you how Drew works I'll tell you how Drew is wired. If anyone wants to know about Drew and wants to know what drives me nuts about Drew, Drew is hard wired. So we did a show in Bakersfield and we're going to be doing some more shows out and about and we're just getting out there and we're telling some stories and answering some questions and doing the Adam and Drew show. Now we were in Bakersfield and we did about an hour, although whenever I say, all right,

we're wrapped up, let's go to break and Drew goes, one more question. The one more question is always horrific. I think that happened in Bakersfield. It happened, yes. That was the guy that said, do some Germany or Bakersfield. That was the last question. So our plan was we're going to go out, we're going to do about 50 minutes, we're going to do about 50 minutes, and then we're going to take a quick little break, a little intermission, people are going to enjoy their mangreta, and then we'll come out and we'll do like another 40 minutes and that'll be the show and

At about 55 minutes close to 60 minutes. I said, alright, we're gonna take a quick intermission We'll be back and drew one. Let's just one more question one more question Okay. All right I'd announced we're going to intermission, but you had to jump in and go one more question So I said one more question and he pointed a drunk dude in front who had his hand up and he goes Do Germany or Bakersfield? I said, all right Drew. Well, there you go First we went around a couple times then like all right. Well, I it's a show. It's a game

We did Germany or Florida. So what what's your what's tell tell us the story? Yeah, yeah do Germany or Bakersfield? Yeah, that's what he kept saying three times do Germany or Bakersfield? We just see it well you need a so that's how we left the stage Then we got back on the stage. We got back onto the stage and I said look, okay We're gonna do about 35 40 minutes take some questions and then I'll end with Tim the Russian rapper because people enjoy it and one of these days I'll do it for you guys but most you fans know the bit and that's how we'll end. So we'll go do about 35, 40 minutes, we'll end with that.

So we go out there and we do about 45, 50 minutes and somehow end on a big joke. There's somebody stands up, asks a question, I do one of my r of my rants the place starts applauding. They're laughing and I say And with that well, we'll be seeing you next time Bakersfield. Thank you very much for coming out tonight We do appreciate it and we start to take I start taking step off the stage and Drew goes. Oh What about Tim the Russian rapper Drew I didn't tell people I was gonna do Tim the Russian rapper? Drew, I didn't tell people I was gonna do

Tim the Russian rapper. I told you I was gonna do. You made the mistake of telling me. Tim the Russian rapper. But we just went out with a big laugh and big applause and we're at about 45, 50 minutes. So let's, and I just said we're done. So here we go.

But we had to stop and come back and do Tim the Russian rapper. Yeah. Would have been disappointing if we rapper. Yeah would have been disappointed I mean, I would have been so disappointed. Okay, come on But you do understand that when people are clapping and laughing and I'm saying goodnight to everybody That means we can leave the state. I do that point. I do now. Yeah, okay Alright HPV. Alright, and we get rid of the H we go PV. So papilloma virus that affects humans

Is something extremely common in sort of young males and females of reproductive age, like maybe 50% of them. The majority of people say in the early 20s and late teens that get this, it's a self-limited process, highly contagious, but goes away on its own. Self-limited. Meaning it goes away on its own. Self-limited. The disease is self-limited.

Yeah, the infection is self-limited and goes away on its own. But a certain percentage will hang around, and the ones that hangs around and cause warts tends to also be the one that causes cancer, or be associated with the one that causes cancer. And you can prevent those particular strands of the virus, those subtypes, by getting the vaccine, everybody.

Everybody on the fucking planet should be getting this vaccine. They give it in the young adolescent years. Because that's when it's most effective. Because that's when it's most effective. I gave it to my kids myself because their pediatrician approved it and I just zapped it in and now they will not get cervical cancer, penile cancer, or head and neck cancer. We talked about this last time. So let this be a warning, young Sean, that you need to get that vaccine, right?

Well, the thing is she did have the vaccine. I did not. All right, then you don't need to worry about the kind of... They need to do their due diligence, but you don't really be concerned that this is the kind of HPV that's going to cause cancer. It's funny, there's a right version and a left version of all these arguments, which is there's a right...the right version is if you give the kid the vaccine at age nine, it's going to make them amorous and want to go out and have sex. And God knows then we better stop giving the hepatitis B vaccine at age one because those kids are going to get carried away.

Right. We all... Also sexually transmitted. Right, right, right. We all know that. And then they used to make that argument about condoms, you know, you give the kid the condom and then it's going to make them go out and use it. And then there's a left version, which is, you know, if the guy has a gun then he's gonna want to

go out and use the gun on people I mean for protection at the home and I'm not a gun fan but I'm just saying they're both sort of spurious arguments yes if there's a gun in the home and it's not properly treated yes but also your girl could not properly treat her vagina. These things don't cause people to shoot people or to have sex with people when responsible people are exposed to that. If you really follow that logic down, you're going to start doing female genital mutilation because God knows having a vagina is what the problem is.

Sure. You understand? I mean, you really follow that logic. That's where that goes. But let me just say, as far as the dysplasia goes with your girlfriend, not all causes of cervical cancer are related to these viruses. And not all the viruses are covered by the vaccine, so some people do still slip through. So she, of course, does need to get a proper management.

All right. Let's take our last call. We'll speak to Brad from Verona, New Jersey. Brad? Brad Yeah, hi, how are you? Joe 33 years of age. What's going on? Brad Not much. It's good to talk to you guys. Joe Good to speak to you. Brad Give me one second. I'm actually at work.

Joe All right. Trevor What kind of work are you doing? Joe Give him one second, Drew. Trevor I'm a shipping clerk. Joe Shipping clerk. Joe Give him a second. Trevor Order coming through. Joe Drew You didn't give him three-tenths of a second.

No, we're talking three. Here, give me a second. You screamed, what kind of work did you do? And he said, give me a second. Yeah, but see, not as literal as you. Some people can squeeze in a little something before they take that second. But he's saying, I need to do something. Yeah, you can go answer my question.

I go, do something. Sorry, you guys picked up right when I was standing right in front of my boss. That's nice. That's nice. A little bit of an awkward... There, watch. Let's recreate that moment, Drew. You ask for a second.

You ask for a second. Give me a second here. Yeah, you gotta say, give me a second, I'm at work. Guys, you just picked up and I'm at work. Hang on a second. I need a second. What'd he do? I'm with patients right now.

That's what I'm saying. You needed a second. He was in front of somebody. Well, real quick before I get into this. Adam, I just have to ask you one question. You always complain about flavored iced tea, but wasn't the Dawson's Creek incident caused by a peach iced tea? What? No, there was a peach iced tea incident that happened when I was doing... We were in...

Drew, okay. I don't know if you remember this. I remember North Carolina. Mike Lynch can probably help out with this. About five years ago, Asian kid came in and he wanted to shoot some sort of video for CBS radio in the home office or something, something, something. So we've set the whole thing for this. This is now? I'm working doing the morning show.

Okay. I'm doing the morning show. Okay. And they would always do these kooky things where it's like Herb Wobblestein is either retiring Or he's getting a promotion and he's out in New York and they want a video message Delivered at the banquet. Could you just sit down after the show? Just take five minutes. We'll do the crew They'll just film it. They'll zap it over to those guys And it's just a few things a couple of beats that wants you to hit and it'd be funny if you busted Herb's chops just a little bit and his wife's name is Connie and he's

moved from CEO to CFO in the North American division but not the European division. Anyway, if you could just beat, you could do a couple of jokes on a couple of those things, be pretty funny. We'll just sit you down here and this, and it always turns into a fucking clusterfuck because you always say I always say to the guy Okay, you have all this information. Yeah. Yeah, you need to get in the fact that you need his wife's name You need a supervisor's name his supervisor's name is Lee His wife's name is Connie and then he it's funny because he went from CEO to CFO We didn't work a little that in and then you go Okay, do you have a cue card or something with these names on it and they go we could write it down

if you want and it's like what's your fucking fantasy yeah these fantasies that you're just gonna download a whole shitload of information with me and dates just have you walk off the air or while you're on the air even off the time off the air yeah in between commercials or something and then just fucking just prattle off this whole fucking thing about somebody. I've never heard of yeah, and and it's like you're so interested in getting it done But where's your fucking cue card then if you want if this is what you want done, so this Asian kid He comes in and he has this thing. We're gonna go into Jack Silver's office We're gonna have you pretend to be like the program

director and then we're going to have Dave Damaschek come in and he's going to be like, he'll be one of the buyers and then he'll come in and I've written a whole bunch of dialogue for you guys to do, but it's like six pages of dialogue, but I can't memorize all this and neither can Dave and I don't know what we're doing here. They get weird on you when you can't memorize it. It's like a teleprompter. And they think it's only gonna take a minute. Yeah it's gonna take a minute. Yeah I'll know we'll get your shot over Dave's shoulder and then we'll turn it around and we'll get Dave's reaction shots and I said look look look look you

understand no Dave will come in with a briefcase and then he'll open the briefcase. I said no no no no no no no, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna look into the camera, you tell me the guy's name, I'm gonna wish him a happy birthday and congratulate him on his promotion and say a few funny lines and then that will be that. And by the way, we'll have the full impact of anything else that they could imagine.

And then they pause and you realize you have to take people from their horrible, retarded ideas and get them away from it like one centimeter at a time So they go okay, but then Dave comes in with the briefcase and you go No, there's no Dave with the briefcase There's no scenario this idea you've had about me sitting in the office and Dave coming in and me playing the program We're not doing it. I it's too much dialogue. I don't know what it is. Dave doesn't know what it is I will look set up

I'll look into the camera and Then You'll hold the briefcase or something and I was like no no no, there's none of that. There's none of that. There's no Dave There's no briefcase. It's just me and the camera. We're gonna knock this out. It's gonna take 30 seconds You get the camera set up. I'll hit the beats and that's what we'll do Well, can we at least do it from the office as you get the camera set up, I'll hit the beats, and that's what we'll do. Well, can we at least do it from the office as the program director?

I'm like, no, it's a totally different idea. And then he goes, you know what? This is the same kind of behavior you displayed when you were doing that MTV show. And I was an intern on the MTV show when you guys were down in Panama Beach and you were doing your special, Austin Powers special with Mike Myers from Panama City for Spring Break, that big MTV show. Yeah, this is the same kind of attitude.

I remember you being a dick back then and you're still a dick. And I was like- A little predict, a little predict. Then you said, all right, that's it. Goodbye. Going home. No, I did that. Yes, I did.

But first I said, what are you talking about? Panama, Panama Beach, Florida, and what's going on? And Panama City. And he said, I was an intern for MTV. MTV and I said yeah well what did I say to you and he said you were in the makeup chair and I was told to ask you if you wanted something to drink so I said yeah so what happened and he said you asked for a diet peach Snapple. And I said, yeah. Now he's making fun of me because I had a flavored iced tea, but Snapple just made the diet peach. I didn't know that they made the diet regular iced tea back in the day. I think then they started

with a diet peach and diet raspberry, didn't they? That's what it felt like to me. So I wanted a diet Snapple. I would have taken a diet regular Snapple with lemon, but I don't think they had it. So I said, correct or incorrect, I just wanted a diet Snapple. So I said, give me a diet peach Snapple. And he said, yeah, okay. And then he said, then I went to like five liquor stores

and none of them had peach juice. Peach juice. And I said, no, a peach Snapple. And he said, yeah, they didn't had peach juice. Peach juice. And I said, no, a peach Snapple. And he said, yeah, they didn't have peach juice. None of them had. And then at a certain point, he said, they had peach iced tea Snapple, but they didn't have a peach Snapple.

And I said, well, Snapple's iced tea, and they have just, that's what I was talking about. Well, you weren't clear. He said My god, I went to five different stores looking for peach juice Like it's literally looking for like peach in its raw form He was expecting you to be one of those assholes that wants the turkey cut a certain way Yeah, I said give me a peach Snapple when I say give me a peach Snapple. I just meant I didn't say iced tea I said give me a diet then that's all they had So he went to a fucking little snob will lemonade or anything like that back there by the way tea for 99 cents

What about would it would have been hurt to buy the diet peach? Snapple iced tea and then go is this what you meant and if I said no he could have just tried to remind you He was projecting all that shit on right he was he would yell at me. He's such an asshole I said what happened what happened then where I was an asshole he said well I came back half hour later and I said I couldn't find it they didn't have it and I said okay well then give me a diet coke I said how does that make me an asshole he said you're a dick I said fuck you and this guy was such a fucking douche, and I don't know what the fuck people I don't know what people are expecting out of life

I hope this guy's dead or killed himself or his fucking I was dad shot him like Marvin Gaye yes He died holding his breath Jesus Christ! Oh my god, what a story. Oh, what a dick. And this is the guy that worked for CBS or something? I don't fucking know. It's one of these, one of the many asshole guys who thinks he's going to be a fucking

filmmaker, a documentary filmmaker is a fucking hack. So did you not do anything? Doesn't have an advance of talent. I think I told him to fuck off. Brad? Oh, he's back at work. Oh, Brad's back at work. He's on line five, by the way, not. Brad? Oh, he's back at work.

He lost him. Oh, Brad's back at work. He's on line five, by the way, not line one. Oh shit, well then, yeah. That might have something to do with it. Yeah, hey, takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. Brad? Oh no, no, no, no.

You all fucked up. Uh-oh, he's hitting it. You just hung up on Brad. I just hung up on Brad. Brad, you there? No, he's not, he's on line five. I fucked that one up. The whole thing didn't work.

Yeah, it's catch, it's catch again. No I fucked that one up. The whole thing didn't work. Yeah. It's catching his catch can. No, no, he fucking. No, no, Brad. No, no. All right, recovering addict, now in a relationship with a married woman. Brad was, no, no.

He'll be able to listen to this when I give him all the information he needs to know. All right Addiction that's number one. That's that's your number one focus Because if you slide off of that you take everything with that everything goes with it Relationship goes the work goes the kids whatever it is you have in life Don't compartmentalize addiction. No, right because once the once the addiction goes it takes everything with it. That's right, you've seen that. Yeah.

Yeah. So here's the deal. If you are recovering less than 12 months, you are not to be in a relationship for a goddamn good reason, because it will take you down. It will end your recovery. So if this relationship began less than 12 months

into your recovery, it needs to end. It says it's with a married woman. The other feature of recovery is living a certain kind of life, honest life, spiritually clean. I don't think you're in a good place. It does not sound like what you need to be. So we frown upon this relationship but would like you to focus on your recovery. Yes. And if you'd like to see us coming to your town live, the Love Line Tour, Santa Barbara, Denver, Redondo Beach, all coming up. Tickets available. And we're talking about February, March, and April

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