The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Mark Garagos, Studio Farts and French Stewart (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics)

Episode Date: October 19, 2024

In this episode, we relive when Mark Garagos filled in for Adam and he talked about landmark cases and French Stewart "spills the beans" on what Adam does in the studio.

Welcome back for another edition of the Adam and Dr. Drew show classics. I am your host, Big Brother Jake. Let's get to it. First up is episode 1759 that aired on August 24th, 2023, titled Men Are From Mars. Famed attorney Mark Garagos guest hosted this episode with Dr. Drew and he discussed a couple of landmark cases, including one that is being discussed nowadays, the Menendez Brothers. Here's the clip. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Mark Garagos and board certified physician

and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Mark and Dr. Drew show. If we ever do do a show together, I want that intro. I want that intro too because it makes me laugh every time. And Emi gets a, it's funny. You like it, don't you? I love that. He's so proud of himself. Uh huh. He did well. You know, this has been quite a week Yeah, I think I sell his drinks to give me is jacking me up. Well either that or

It's the enthusiasm enthusiasm Yes, it's it's true. I miss you and I don't talk to you enough and clearly the you know There's so many things going on that. I always think kind of like what Adam says he looks through a legal lens I thought I always think of when I'm talking to you just a kind of that broad panoramic Cultural analysis. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, I was talking to somebody in our neighborhood who was worried about His 14 year old going into the South Pasadena school system. And I said, well, why? And he says, because everybody is now bisexual there. There.

There. And I said, South Pasadena, that's interesting. And I've heard this from others too about the upswing in in trans and trans for sure that's a big big big big and upswing in the What is now by the by world? What do you attribute that to? And I think Are we evolving maybe I mean I mean, is there a... The thing that concerns me the most about all this stuff, I really have no concern about it except that...

I know, by the way, I have no concern in the sense... No horse in the race. Neither of us have a horse in the race. Exactly. They should all thrive. Everyone should thrive. I want them to thrive, but I don't care, and I'm not in their bedroom.

Yeah, and maybe this is evolution. But the one pushback I would say is I was trained, and I believe to be the case, that having a stable, integrated identity is the nature of mental health. And when people say things like, I'm just fluid today, I'm this, tomorrow I'm that, I just hear uh-oh, because that's what you would go work on in a mental health setting.

It's like you don't have a stable sense of yourself, even your sexuality. I mean, to have a complete stable bisexual identity, got it, but I don't know, today I'm this, tomorrow I'm that, I'm zebra, I have a complete, stable bisexual identity, got it. But I don't know, today I'm this, tomorrow I'm that, I'm Zebra, I'm not even, I'm like whatever. It's like, oh boy, oh boy, that cannot be good. So that's my concern.

Well, the reason I brought it up in whether it's evolving is just the idea of... Or maybe it's the plastics, maybe it's the... Yeah, well, yeah. Well, you know, I've got... I'm representing the Menendez brothers. Oh, yeah. So, you know, and I lived through that. I didn't represent them back in the 90s. And I just remember, for those who aren't in the weeds, trial number one, Leslie Abramson

was able to put on a full-throated defense of the brothers. Because of the trauma. Because of the trauma and the abuse. And the jurors, and she wasn't arguing for acquittal. People don't understand that. What she was arguing for is this is imperfect self-defense. This is manslaughter. They did what they did because of the trauma and she kind of led the jury there. And the majority of the jurors did not think it was murder and voted for manslaughter. Interesting. What happened between trial number one and trial number two, guess what? OJ is

acquitted and there is a district attorney's race. And the next thing we know, same judge in this second trial is now excluding any evidence of the abuse, and the only thing he would allow them to put on was really kind of trivial stuff. I mean, there was in the first trial evidence that there was a rule that if the father was in the bedroom with the son, you couldn't go down the hallway. And the family knew about this and, you know, were okay with this, so to speak. Trial number two.

Okay with it. Yeah, okay with it. Can you imagine if Susan's saying, okay, you're in the room and I can't go down the hall right now. What? What world are we in? So then trial number two, they eliminate the abuse, eliminate meaning the judge says it's excluded and then pulls the jury instruction for imperfect self-defense and guess what happens, allows the DA to argue it was an abuse excuse, these were rich kids, blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah, I remember they kind of went down that path of spoiled kids.

And that was the way, because you know, this DA at that point needed a win. I mean, it was, I think Chris Darden, who suffered through the OJ acquittal, said, boy, did they job these kids the second time around. Nat. Interesting. John. I think, and this is what I wanted to ask you about, I'm sorry it was so long, when did you get there? But back then, right at the same time, I was trying cases where it was the victim was a female. One case it was a wife and she ended up being accused of murder of her husband. Another was a molestation. I could use theories back then in the 90s

and the judge would give me those, you know, imperfect self-defense, battered woman syndrome, whatever you want. I think a lot of people were willing to go along with the DA's office in trial number two. It was actually trial number three. There were two juries in the first. But I think because the idea of male on male was incomprehensible. That whereas now... Male-male sexual abuse. Yeah. Yeah.

And do you find that? Do you think that society or culture has evolved in that sense? In terms of understanding that happens a lot? Understanding that it happens. Well, it's gotten weirder. We're not people trying to defend it as a just an orientation. So, so yes, we have evolved. We have changed. But it's an interesting, from a legal standpoint, it's interesting to me. You know, like I told you, I've done my first expert witness thing now, it's been a lot, very interesting. And to be allowed the imperfect, what's it called? Imperfect self-defense, where you're doing something

that objectively may not be reasonable, because you could be acquitted, but what it does, it acts to mitigate. But, and it's something that you can understand as something people might do in these extraordinary circumstances. Exactly. That should be allowed so a jury can consider the alternatives to that, which is maybe this is a rich kid or maybe, or have the prosecutor present this is a very common thing and yet people still don't murder because

of it. But what's that data? And then you bring your expert witness in and say, well, here's where it does happen. To me, that seems like a reasonable argument back and forth. Well, it also goes back to two episodes ago when we were talking about it's a, you know, the whole reason for a courtroom and for experts is to have an exchange of ideas and be able to evaluate. Yes. And if you don't allow this particular defense, you never start the argument, never start

the exchange. So where are we going? Right. And you know, I've said something that... So it either happened or it didn't. Well, it did. And by the way, now we know that there was another victim, the declaration from the band member of Menudouto who was also

Apparently and filed a violation independently of purchase. Yes added raped him too. Yes, and that's and then I Wouldn't by the way, there was a an epidemic of that stuff in the 80s and 90s There's a lot of it going on. Are you sure about all the time in Loveline? Really? Talk to me about that. I it was just everywhere and it wasn't just males on males It was you know girls tell me with the average love line caller was a sexual abuse survivor You know, I'm Adam had told me that that they that it was and it was

usually a relative But the ones we spoke to yeah, well, I will tell you in my experience So so if you have bad enough addiction that you need to see me, there's 100% probability of you have childhood trauma. That's what I say. And that is typically like a trifecta. It's usually physical abuse, sexual abuse. And the sexual abuse comes in not just from family

and siblings and aunts and uncles and cousins. I've seen all that. But also if the kid kids being sort of abandoned, neglected in the home, the neighbors then take advantage of them. You see neighbors come in and start to abuse these kids. So there is proximity in all this typically. Yeah.

You know, Loveline doesn't get, in my humble opinion, enough credit. For what it was. Yeah, for what it was. It seems like it suddenly is. There's a resurgence in why is that? I don't know if, Emmy, can you help me with this? enough credit for what it was. Yeah. It seems like it suddenly is. I don't know if it, I mean, can you help me with this? Why is love line sort of coming back as a,

I people are stopping me in the street to talk about it. When I mentioned my friendship with you, that's where they go now, right? Go to love line. That was not always, I mean, no, it was, we've been friends for five decades. was so we rehab for two decades exactly What happened change that and I wonder this is my question amongst if you have a theory why Emmy But the other is is it Giovanni is it the classic love lines that are being pushed out there? It could be geo but in my honest opinion I feel like today we need love line more than ever because there's so much more exploration There's so much more all the time. so much more open. People say that to me all the time.

I do something like that called Dr. Drew After Dark. That is what that is essentially, that show. And up next we have episode 1532 that aired on February 10th, 2022, titled Florida Followed Sweden, California Followed China. Adam and Drew took calls and there was one caller in particular that felt Adam doesn't get enough credit for the podcast boom. And I agree with the caller. Check it out.

Jeff. Jeff, 34, Minneapolis. Hey guys, thanks for taking my call. Hi, Guy. First off, I just want, oh, hi guy. I wanna lend my support to one Sonny Corolla and his effort to get to the Super Bowl. So let's get Sonny to the Super Bowl.

Wow, we gotta do that. By the way, I've tell that guy three times a week, if you, I will disown you if you're not told three times a day to pull your mask up at school. I will fucking disown you. You make them tell you to pull that mask up every 10 seconds So funny and they he goes I have one teacher It says you have to go outside if you want to drink water Because you don't let you pull the mask down in the class

I go fucking drink drink 10 sips in her class ever just go outside because go fuck it By the way, you want to reason with these people? Can't reason with them. You have to defy them Sorry, go ahead So I was thinking you know with with Rogan kind of the center of the the media universe right now and when we look Back at this time in history, you know people are to think of Joe Rogan and it's kind of crazy. He got the idea for podcasting and he says this on numerous occasions from you, Adam Kroll. Have you put any thought into your place in history? I mean this is such a big deal podcasting and you're the

pod father. You got Rogan into it, all these comedians and what are your thoughts around that? I don't know if he cites me is the reason he got in a podcasting. I do know or maybe he does I Don't know. I don't know that I know that He and I'm proud to say he and Tucker Carlson Two guys are killing it in the media right now Both came to my studio and were inspired to build their own studio. So I never thought about inspiring Joe to get into podcasting, but I do understand that I inspired him to make his own studio.

What do you think about the whole mess with him lately? I don't know. Jeff, do you know that he says that I inspired him to do podcasting? He says like to make it a business he I mean he may have been thinking about dicking around with his buddies but he says like the pirate ship model the making this a real business he says specifically Adam Carolla was the reason. He said that on podcast recently recently okay Yep, how long ago that was I should find it. Yeah. Well anyway, thanks Thanks, Jeff and look No, I don't think about it

but I'm flattered and I'm happy that I inspired Somebody or some people to do their own thing. I'm look Tucker Carlson Really takes the time to thank me and for inspiring him to do that and I've been to his What I would call his home studio, which is not at his home, but his life is considerably better because of what he's done which considerably better because of what he's done, which he saw me working in my own environment around my cars or my people or whatever it is and went, hey, why not? So I'm flattered.

Well, maybe Neil Young will come after you now. I don't know. Yeah, my take on Rogan is Rogan's allowed to say whatever he wants, and he's allowed to interview anyone he wants. And then CNN, the news outlet, and journalists are trying to get folks canceled for having opinions. These are journalists. These aren't right-wing Bible thumpers from the South. These are progressive journalists. These aren't for right. There's not right-wing Bible thumpers from the south

Yeah, for all those are these are progressive journalists for allowing people to come on your podcast with opinions You don't agree with not his opinions not Joe's opinion first off. The other thing is this And always be suspicious of this like I was suspicious of the ages in kovat It's always misinformation, misinformation, misinformation. Give us some specifics. What do you mean by that? What do you mean? Ivermectin, what are we talking about?

Wuhan, lab leak? What specifically? Effectiveness, durability of the vaccine? What, kids, ages, deaths, mortality amongst healthy, under 18 What what what are these untruths you you speak of and what's dangerous and? Why is it misinformation so corny you? Hydroxychloroquine is misinformation

Okay, maybe it is maybe it isn't is it dangerous Everyone on lupus has been on it for 50 years is everyone with lupus is it dangerous everyone on lupus has been on it for 50 years is everyone with lupus is it dangerous so what's dangerous about okay I'll grant you misinformation misinformation me saying taking a multivitamin will prevent you from being sunburned. That's a misinformation. Is a multivitamin dangerous? Right. Tell me what's dangerous.

Tell me what the misinformation is. And I'll tell you what CNN, as I'm screaming on the TV show the other day, we'll go back and look at your greatest hits over the last two years. Take us, make us score. As it pertains to COVID. Take the score. We'll do it right or wrong Yeah, is is Ivermectin horse paste or they make a brand of that for human beings and we'll just take a look at the score

And then we'll look at Joe Rogan and the folks he interviews and we'll look at their score We'll see who's dispensed the most miss misinformation There's a subtler thing going on because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about information. And there's a subtler thing going on because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Let's say they have a conversation about myocarditis risk from vaccine therapies and young males. Their thing is like, well, it's not a big deal. Really? Myocarditis in my world before the present day was a medical emergency. You could have an arrhythmia and die suddenly, don't know what the long-term effects are going to be on the heart muscle. You could get a cardiomyopathy, need a heart transplant. Myocarditis was like rare and fucking dangerous. And they're like, well, it's a big deal. So it's like,

so some one out of 3,000 gets myocarditis, so what? So what? It takes my breath away how dangerous that is, and you have no fucking idea what it is you're even talking about. Plus. Not that you shouldn't take the risk I'm not saying that the risk might be worth it I'm just saying do you don't know what you're talking about just bigger overall just overall you know forget about misinformation forget about statistics we're gonna have anything do you really want to look into a camera as a journalist nightly and talk about canceling somebody who interviews experts Loan form they love it. You don't think that makes you look weak or soft or no

Like you've lost some sort of journalistic integrity or something never curse them That's the rear. You know the Queen or whoever the fucking Harry and the Duchess or whatever and you're talking about pulling your non-existing Podcasts from Spotify. Yeah, you want to sound like that? Yeah Well, that's the part that I find amusing people that nobody could care less about you know Who cares about exerting their influence like okay? All right good for you. All right, Joni Mitchell, especially when they're old. It's like, oh, come on We'll be right back with more of the Adam and Dr. Drew show classics. Last up for today we have episode 1738 which aired on June 27th, 2023. Comedian French Stewart joined the Adam and Dr. Drew show and he spilled the beans, pun intended intended on some things that take place in the

studio with the fellas take a listen French stewards back French stewards back French French Stewart hey can you hear us how are you I can can you hear me yeah so you moved to Atlanta what happened oh I did I did 40 years Can you hear us? How are you? I can. Can you hear me? Yeah. So you moved to Atlanta. What happened? Oh, I did 40 years in LA and that was good for me. And I just during the pandemic, I figured out that I could live anywhere. And so I went cheaper where there's rain and I like it.

I love it here. Oh, yeah. Where are you? In Atlanta? Are you outside Atlanta? Yeah, I'm just inside like I'm, well, I mean, I'm not going to give you an address. So a crazy person with a gun that you love so much can come to my home. He loves guns. How'd you know, Fred? Yeah, I got you. But we should reset this. So he called last show, and Adam did a bunch of thumping to make sure, verify this is in

fact French, and we did such, we verified, and it certainly sounds like French. And I was saying that I was thinking about him lately, weirdly, and I wondered what happened to him. Everything okay? Are you good? Oh, I'm great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did like a three-show spin on uh... uh... a new show on a bc will trend i was kinda

you know i kinda plop along but uh... you know next year on turning sixty so i'm kinda like you know i'm winding down and enjoying my life and my kid and uh... uh... just to do in uh... you know just a little bit less than kind of picking my shots i'm gonna do a movie next month i did a movie last week and so I just kind of take it as it comes. I'm glad because I, he's so talented. I totally agree. So what happened?

Oh, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank you. It's always been a pleasure to talk to both of you. I really, I loved the old days over at K-Rock where, you know, we could like answer calls for teenagers. And then you go out there and Rodney is standing there with his imperceptible radio voice. And you're just like, oh, it's Rodney on the rock. What's going on? It's Kevin and Bean.

It was really, they were lovely days. And you guys did some, I think you guys did some heavy lifting for some teenagers with problems really. Yeah, it was a very interesting time in space and radio and city and you know, obviously none of us appreciated it like we should have during the time, but looking back on it, it was a really interesting time. I mean, I interviewed Frazier Smith the other day. Oh, Frazier, yeah. And I'm like, I forgot he started on the other day. Oh, Frazier, yeah.

And I'm like, I forgot he started on K-Rock. Oh, very early, yeah. He was very early. With like 76 to like 80. Like it's crazy. And when it was below a church and things across the street from where it is now, yeah, where it was for a minute. Yeah. Right. But there wasn't like one place that you would go would go to. I would go to the Ice House in

Pasadena and Frasier Smith. He's hosting the Ice House. And then you go to some other, like the improv, there's Frasier Smith. He's in a shark skin suit. Yeah, that was lovely. It was him and, oh gosh, who else was there? I mean, Kevin and Bean, clearly. But this is the thing that people can't appreciate, can't appreciate now, is radio was a very powerful medium in this, you know, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s. I mean, it's how you defined yourself was what radio station you listened to and that kind of thing. I remember going into like, do Kevin and Bean and Jimmy Kimmel was bringing me coffee.

Yeah, that's right Like that seems that seems insane. Well, he would he would do a sports update and then he would come he would give me coffee Like that should ever happen again Well, you know one of the keys to Jimmy's success and I run into it a lot There's a lot of people that are like, that's not my job. You know what I mean? I had people quit here because I told them to clean their office and they're like,

that's not my job. You know what I mean? And it's like, Jimmy never looked at anything as not his job. When he was done doing the sports, then he would run down and get the guest a coffee if a guest wanted a coffee. And he could have went, I am the sports guy, I don't get coffee.

But he looked at everything as potentially being his job. There's nothing beneath it. That makes perfect sense to me. And it's like when we were kids, they used to... I think you and I are roughly the same age. But I think that when we we were kids they actually like caught citizenship And so you would like you would have a class on citizenship and how to be a good citizen and sometimes it wasn't about

Yeah, I was about like, you know keeping your front porch clean so that other people didn't have to look at your nonsense And if you took care you space then, you, then everybody's space was a little bit better. And it just doesn't feel like that anymore. Nobody knows what it is anymore. And also the gold rule and the tragedy of the commons. Those are the two things that- What's the tragedy of the commons? It's essentially where you have a common,

just what French is referring to, where you have common space and somebody just takes advantage of it because they can. That's where we're at. So, French, good catching up with you. We'll have you on my program whenever you're free. Absolutely.

I just saw you guys on and my heart warmed because I just remembered chatting with you in the old days and chatting with you a little more recently. But I love you dearly and have a fantastic day. Thanks, French. Thanks, French. Leave your number with the screener here so we can get back in touch with you. Yeah. All right, man.

Oops, sorry. But French's dad also had a bunch of guns after he died. Really? Yeah. That sounds like Central Valley, California. Is that where they were? I've talked to a few people, actors or whatever, whose dads were kind of grifters,

because it doesn't make sense to us, you know what I mean? Like, kind of grifters. His French's dad was a grifter. He'd just get by with whatever scam he could come up with. It's like he had a couple lady friends and did what he had to do you know but it was never work. You know what I mean?

Sociopath. Yeah. We have the Biden clip. Should make me. Also, Emmy, I sent you another clip. Emailed you. Emmy, I sent you an email of something I want to talk about in a minute. Go ahead.

Is that right? Is that still the deal? That's the truth. Now don't make a lie. As that scene in the John Wayne movie. Don't make me a dog-faced lion pony soldier. What? All right, well, I tell you what. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to ask the White House photographer to come up. And all I'm going to do is I'm going to stand't I usually shake everybody's hand hold on a second, but I'm gonna stand in front of each section I really mean it and then hold on. What does this have to do with the part? I was asking about it doesn't

well Sorry for not being clear, but I don't want to watch the whole speech is 40 minutes That was a pretty wild video by the way What do you mean just his slurring and confusion? Sort of accepted him as that now it doesn't even he's a little parkinsonian now. It's slow movement Yeesh. All right. So why did we think that was? Because that's the timestamp that your quotes on under the transcript. For some reason it played it somewhere else, but that's the exact timestamp. And it's word for word what you had said.

Well we'll see if we can find it. Now what were you going to say, Drew? Well you know, I French talking about the good old days, I sent you a video of a birthday gift you gave me from the Loveline in the 90s. It was pretty funny. And I don't want to send these guys on another hunt for a video, but it'd be funny to play a couple minutes of that, wouldn't it? Yeah. It was really, it was me farting up the studio and that was your birthday.

I know. Which Giovanni found. Thank you, Giovanni. I left my I left out loud. I I found myself listening to it in Casino in Vegas. I was I was going up the elevator. I was like laughing going up the elevator I went down to the treadmill the gym and I was like laughing. It's impossible not to laugh at it Yeah, but why why is it? I couldn't figure it out. Is it because I'm laughing so hard?

I guess. I laugh that way. I was thinking to myself, I laugh that way at Howard Stern sometimes. He'll laugh a lot along with something, and it makes me laugh. But our hysteria, and sort of my reaction on my dismay. I remember, I remember, I didn't hear this on the video,

but I remember at the time, I didn't hear this on the video, but I remember at the time, I don't remember if I told you that night, or it was something that came up later as we were sort of analyzing what happened. I actually became frightened. It was so intense. I got scared.

Frightened for in what way? I didn't know it was scary. It was actually so intense it evoked fear. I think we now do we have the Biden Biden clip. Are we able to suss that one out? I mean, sorry, we're still trying to figure out how much of a difference there is. We're typing in the keywords that are coming up in the captions. It's about four to five minutes off of the actual video. So we're trying to link it up, sync it. All right. Sync it and link it. Yeah, I had gas, the likes of which I've had. And, Emmy, I've sent you that video.

We want to listen about four minutes in. About four in. Yeah. Yeah, and I was in this very small studio with Drew. I would say windowless. But it had a viewing window, but it was windowless. Yeah, there was no ventilation outside of the air conditioning, I guess, which seemed to be on the fritz all

the time. Remember that? The air conditioning. Would freeze up. Right. So it would get super broiling hot in the studio. And then I would say, and this is, we've talked about this a lot in life, but more recently too, I would say we have to fix the air conditioning.

It is so unbelievably hot. I could feel like balls of sweat just dripping down my forehead. And they would say, yeah, when we turn the air on, it freezes up. And I would go, yes, that's something, something. Something needs to be fixed. Something is happening, but we need to fix it. And then a month later, we turn it on again, and I go, yeah, well, we turned it on,

but it would freeze up. And I would go, yeah, we have to fix it. Remember those conversations? I remember you then jumped up on the console and kicked the thermostat off the wall. Well, because the thermostat off the wall. Well because... It was a little bit different, yeah. No, the thermostat had one of those plastic boxes around it so you couldn't tamper with

it but I gave it a boot and fixed it because they wouldn't set it low enough so that it would get cool in the studio. Let's hear a little bit of our hilarity. All right. Our fun together. Oh boy. in the studio. Let's hear a little bit of our hilarity. Alright. Our fun together. Oh boy. Four minutes.

We want to hear. We want to hear the... We want to hear well into it. Four minutes. Four minutes? You got a time stop? Well, that's what you said. Alright.

Let's just skip four minutes ahead. Once you do your spot, then we'll listen to this. Yeah, we'll listen to this. We'll come back after we hear from our friends at Angie. Homeowners, you know how much work it takes to maintain that home, whether it's everyday maintenance or repairs or just taking on a dream project in addition to your home. It can be hard to even know where to start. All you need is Angie, your home for everything home. Find a skilled local pro who deliver quality and expertise. Over 20 years of home service experience, bring them your project

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Come on! Well, you'd probably go back about 30 seconds then, because I must have just farted. Stop that sound Anderson, I'll turn my headphones down. Jesus Christ. I got the one engineer in North America who don't like farting. Drew, get in here! Come on buddy. Come on! Makes me laugh too. Drew left the studio. Drew are you dry?

That's funny. Are you dry heaving over there? Come on get in here buddy. Jeremy? Yeah? It's Drew's fine. Are you dry even over there? Come on get in here, buddy Jeremy yeah, it's Drew's birthday Really yeah He's 57 years young All right 16 Drew are you trying to get back?

You're right. You're right. Drew is ragged over there there drew. Did you did you have a dry heave? My eyes are water did you read? Yeah, but it's not abnormal Oh Man Drew get back in here buddy Oh my god drew is a doctor make a diagnosis on that that wow I don't know I don't know what I ate tonight but I gotta write that down you need to go to the doctor that is huge oh my god is mammoth oh I wish Jimmy was here. You're so proud of yourself, that's funny. I wish Jimmy was here.

You know, like people win the Oscar and cry because they wish their... Ah! Ha ha ha! They wish their dead father was there to see them. Whenever I break a good fart, I wish Jimmy or his cousin Sal was with me. Yeah.

Is that normal, Gary? Yeah, that ain't normal, is it? That's not normal at all. Imagine what my car was like on the way over. Oh man, we got a carpool. What can he do about his bent penis? Take some vitamin E. Drew's not on the mic, he's gagging in the corner.

Where are you going? Drew, don't abandon your post. How dare you? How dare you leave your post? Why do you need the control room? Oh, Drew wasn't in the control room. That's pretty smart. That's all for this week.

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