The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Pamela Adlon (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classic)

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

Pamela Adlon joins Adam and Drew for a discussion about tattoos, piercings and how personal styles have changed over the years. Later the trio takes listener calls on topics including HPV prevalence in males, proper healing times for a vasectomy and advice for a young man looking to get back together with his ex.

This is Corolla Digital. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on. Welcome to the program. Thank you for listening to the program. Thank you for supporting the program and thank you for sharing it with a friend. Dear dear friend Pam Adlon here. You know Pam from everything, King of the Hill, all those years. It's funny, the running Louie again somebody everything, King of the Hill, all those years, Louie, it's funny

they're running Louie again somebody told me because of the success. Yes. The original. Yes. Yeah the original Louie. It's the lucky Louie or something. Well he's got a special coming up this weekend. But his, the Louie CK sitcom that you guys were doing a few years back is now sort of having a renaissance because of the success of his current Louis CK sitcom.

Or if you want to call the sitcom, I don't even know what to call it anymore. Also Californication and seven seasons of Californication. Well, we didn't start season seven. Every time you say that, you're like, why you're like why I know why I don't know why Believe how what what's happening is it's it's it's a two-pronged attack, which is It used to be a season was a year So if somebody said it's like how many seasons in the NFL did you play. Seven, it meant you're in the year. Seven years in the NFL. So, is how many seasons of The Love Boat, if you said it went six seasons,

well then it was on for six years. Now, you can get six seasons into two years. Well, one season is 12 on cable. So, it used to be like 24 episodes. Right, it was 24, then it was 13, now it's 12. And now, sometimes it's eight. Yeah. Sometimes it's eight episodes.

And life is going by faster. So these two things have combined for me to go, holy shit. But it feels painfully slow, but it's going so fast. It has its moments. Isn't that weird? Yeah, and Pam is, anyway, Pam also has an animated series called Out There.

It's Fridays 10pm on IFC. And I think we still to this day have a drop of Pam say doing one of the King of the Hill voices say next caller please. Are you serious? We still use it. Yeah. To this day. I think I'm a slut.

Say next caller please. Oh my god. Say it. We use it here too. Next caller please. No, no. I think I'm a slut. Say, next caller please. Oh my god. Really? Next caller please. No, no. That's exactly what's happening. That's not exactly what it is.

No? No. I think you go- Stay young and tight! You go, next caller please, and then you yell, next! Next! Yes, that's right. You're right.

Wow! Get it clean. Hold on back a little. Oh my god, Dr. Drew remembers me. Pam, we're going to get it clean. Do three of them. Give. Drew remembers and we're gonna get it clean Do three of them give us a little variety and have what do I do next caller? Next caller as Bobby yes, of course not Pam next caller

next caller next caller, please next caller, please. Next caller, please. Now we have it. All right, so Pam. Hi. You were talking about your aggressive cartilage piercing. Ow.

Shoot God. Because you're a little. I had a retaliation piercing. There's no cartilage in a catorus. Is there? No, no. That's why I was confused. catorus. Is there? No, no. That's why I was confused. Dr. Drew.

No, it was the hood, I think. Wait, is there cartilage in your clit? No, not. That's what confused us. That's amazing to me. But you know everything. I want to show you all the things. I'm not one of those.

I don't care. What piercing did you get? Well, my oldest daughter who? When I first met you guys I didn't even have any people right out of my body Just turned 16 Wow and so um I got her a party bus Which is a whole other thing yeah, no it's okay. You're gonna like this party bus later There was a poll they do it for the bar mitzvahs It's fine

It's really right. Yeah, you have to have a pole in the party bus. Yeah stripper pole Yeah, and I hired her there was a security guard on the bus. His name is Big D. He was amazing He was just big Jewish So blackly Jewish, and giant Lee the biggest man I've ever seen. Anyway, so I did that. So I promised her, she wanted her nose or her cartilage pierced, so.

We say cartilage. Show us what you're talking about. It's here, honey. I mean like the upper ear part. Yes. Drew, the lobe part. It's the ear clip, the upper. The lower part that's not cartilage?

No, that's just soft tissue. That's lobe tissue. The problem with cartilage, the problem with cartilage though, is it has very poor blood supply. Oh, Jesus. And so when you introduce a foreign body or penetrate the cartilage, you get- Like a Big D penetrated it? Like a Big D penetration.

Right. Like if Big D had done that, you get a, yourated it. Right. Like if Big D had done that. You get a, you get bacteria in there and the whole cartilage can just dissolve. I mean you get really serious to form it. Okay, the guy who pierced my daughter and her best friend, we were there. I was there with her mom and her best friend. We walked in and the guy was like, okay, ever since Jerry Brown became mayor, what is he? Governor. Governor. Thank you.

He's really strict, and he needed ID from everybody. And so we gave it to him. He washed a million times. On the party bus? Irony that Jerry Brown has become the man. That's how far we've gone. I love him. I'm looking at the guy, the Pearson guy,

and he's like, he's really made it difficult for us piercers and tattooers and I'm like, but you know He was really kind of a out there. Yeah I mean he stopped a lot of people when he was back in the day like Rose Bird That's the one Debra winger. I look up Rose Bird If you want to know everything about what Jerry did California back in the day now, he's kind of reasonable who yeah Who's right? I don't know who that is. But anyway, he likes Jerry did California back in the day now, he's kind of reasonable who yeah, who's right? I don't know who that is. But anyway, you like should have the back of the party bus She wouldn't Rose bird one

She would not sit in the back of the party. So I got my cartilage pierced for my 16 year old and It's ironic though that in the party bus. You do want to be in the back, you know I mean you have to you don't want to sit. No, you have to you don't sit in the party bus you do want to be in the back you know I mean you have to you don't want to sit no you don't sit in the front you don't want to be by the drive a yeah you want to sit that it's interesting so why the cartilage that needed be why not just the earlobe or the nose or something or she wanted the nose but what about the nose is that cartilage yeah yeah they could know they but they move around that cartilage is up in here this hard part the nostrils all soft tissue Yeah, this side part. Yeah, okay

So she wanted a nose, but she still has bottom braces And I said that's a lot of hardware for the front of your face and it's so Aesthetically three daughters yeah, you imagine that I know you don't want all right. Here's what I don't Here's what I don't get, or I don't understand, or I don't, I never will. I don't know how it works. I'm honest, I'm being honest. No, dude, it's fine.

I was driving home from Irvine the other night, and passed a guy on a motorcycle that's doing his thing, and I realized everybody has their own sort of uniform in life Like what I'm saying is is you take motorcycles. Well, we passed the guy. It's funny We're driving out to Irvine on the five five in the afternoon Bumper to bumper traffic imagine driving from Hollywood to Irvine and leaving at five o'clock. Oh my god Okay, that's what we did and bumper to bumper and And up in front of us is a guy, and he's riding a motorcycle with a sidehacker sidecar on it.

And it's done up in like military olive drab, you know, and it's like camouflage. And as we get next to the guy, first off, Mike and I are both commenting, why ride a motorcycle and just sit in traffic? I mean, you can look, LA is the worst traffic in the United States. The study just came out and it's sixth in the world in terms of cities, in the world in terms of cities. So now you ride a motorcycle, you can split traffic. I used to do it all the

time. It's people it looks really dangerous but it's really not that dangerous. I've never gotten an accident. How could it not be that dangerous? I live in fear that I'm gonna turn into one of those guys all the time. You're not allowed to anymore. You know why? You're stuck in traffic. You're not changing lanes. You're really the biggest if you open the car door on the passenger side real quick, you know But what are the chances you're gonna do that? So anyway Point is is we're looking at this guy and he's just crawling along in traffic sitting on his three-wheel old You know, it's a kind of thing you'd see from Hogan's hero

I don't know sidecar and you're like this guy's get the worst of all worlds because he's not listening to a radio He has no air conditioning He's breathing in all the carbon monoxide, and he's going the exact same speed of the guy doesn't look cool There's a guy no kind of Winnebago next to him. That's passing him in his lane, so he gets nothing Yeah, but then when you pull up next to him well of course the guy has the boots the right boots to him. Well of course the guy has the boots, the right boots, the jeans rolled up in such a way, the leather jacket. He's got the look and that's his thing. He's defending that all the way into the misery of traffic. And it's on full display and he doesn't care if he's getting the same mileage, which is nothing and exposed to God knows what and no air conditioning

and moving the same. No, no, that's his thing. And then later on, you see guys riding the rice rockets and they got their Fast and Furious thing. They got a different look. It's colorful. It's the same spectrum as the guys on the big penny farthings with the fucking handlebar mustache.

Right. Then you got the biker guys. Same thing. Now you got the Harley guys. That's same. Now, so you take motorcycles and within motorcycles there's 10 different looks. Okay, I don't get it because I don't get what they're getting out of it. It's not like anyone ever tackles those guys and goes, well let me suck your cock and give you the $20.

But they don't want to be sitting in. By the way, did you get the Hogan Zero reference? Did you get that? Hogan Zeroes? Yes, okay All right, the point is we're the same age I don't get we were so not the same age when we first met now were the exact same age That means you're gonna pass through yes Here's my point. Yes, I

When it comes to the piercings when it comes to the crazy nails when it comes to whatever it is you got nothing I got nothing, but I don't know a guy that's ever given a shit about anyone else's piercings, as far as a female goes. Yeah, they don't care. I don't get what it's about. The whole thing is, I understand fake tits. Sure, of course. We want to do too.

You want to attract the guy and I understand. You guys should come to my workout. I'm going to I'm going to hit the Pilates and I am going to keep my ass toned up and I'm going to put a little makeup on like I understand all of that very well perfume everything the you know, I got a acrylic nail that's three inches long and has a unicorn airbrushed on it that doesn't attract dudes And if I always said I'd like to sit down with women and explain to them what what we need and what we don't need

Yeah, but that's you so like if a woman That's all man. That's all man. Yeah, it's all man. It's all man So but that is why do it but that's a whole thing that you're seeing men and women in this whole business of arousal and drive Women have arousal without, what are you doing? You punch the console and then do a dip on it. That's relaxed, buddy. I'm just sitting up, man. No, no, you're whacking things.

I know, Jesus. I can't even move in my chair without being criticized by the guy. Whatever, let's go. Yeah, go ahead. Has he gotten more negative over the years, or is it just me? No, I don't know. Is he a little more wrinkly here, LePauw? I have more knowledge of Adam now.

So there's no mystique anymore. The bloom is off the rose. No, it's just warm feelings. Oh yeah, I noticed that too when he was attacking me for sitting up in my chair. What the hell was I talking about? Arousal. Okay, women have arousal and they get lots of it without desire and drive.

That's where their brains are configured. Men when they have arousal, they have drive. So if you're going to have something arousing to us, it's also going to create appetite of desire. Okay? So women can go, well, I just like having the unicorn on my finger and be kind of aroused by it. Right.

They think you're having the same thing because they can't imagine it different for a man. We have zero arousal, zero drive. But here's what I would like to do. And you tell me if, and it's all started by one cartilage piercing from Pam Adlon. Thanks, Pam. Here's what I think. Here's what's becoming a little bit dangerous and kind

of a slippery slope in our society. Not your left ear aside, Pam. Did you get both ears? No, I got my upper left. Just upper left. Thanks. There was a time when a man, and to some extent women, I don't know if they didn't count so much back then, it was all about accomplishment.

It was all about accomplishment. I mean, we just went, you went off accomplishment. What did this guy do? Well, he's Lindbergh. And before there was a lucky Louis, there was a lucky Lindy. And he flew from the spirit of St. Louis across the Atlantic or whatever, and landed and whatever.

And in Europe, and that's what he did. And he was a hero. And people were war heroes, and were you know pioneers doctors, whatever whatever you were in society That's what counted. That's kind of what counted now. Now. It's like hey look at this car And by the way, you'd get the car too, but your accomplishment is what counted It wasn't a tribal tattoo. Yeah It wasn't the fact that you were in this group that did this, that connected yourselves with this and aligned yourself with that group.

You know what I mean? It was about accomplishment. And so my whole thing with people who are getting the crazy tattoos and doing all the shit and dressing a certain way and doing whatever it is they're doing, I'm not interested. I only want to know about the accomplishment, and I assume that this is some sort of overcompensation for lack of accomplishment. I would like to know how many wildly accomplished people

are sleeved with tattoos. So Pam, this is an attack on you. No. This is an attack. He's attacking you. You get it? Well, you know, it's so funny, because it's very interesting to me, because I know so many people who are covered in ink and have a lot of piercings and whatever and it just seems like that's like a thing

That is showing who they are and who their personality is so why not? Let us know who your person I don't know who you are with your words. Maybe it's it maybe it's something else I mean, it's so funny because here we're talking about my 16 year old daughter. She got a little cartilage piercing, which is totally normal now. It's not about accomplishment. It's not like a once were warriors thing,

which is that Maori where they're like, the tattoos are their thing. But it's so funny because a lot of people I know who are covered with tattoos, it's like they undercompensate personality wise in terms of who they are because they're like I know that I'm this big show and I look like a piece of dark candy. Yeah I find those people to be amongst the more quiet in our society. A lot of the times the people that are bigger cashes as they say.

Yeah, they can quiet down. They can quiet down because they've made their statement. No, I think it's the other way around. I think they're quiet. I think their personality is more introverted but they yearn to be seen but they can't. They act in. They act on their body as opposed to acting out. Yeah. We're all saying the same thing. I really feel like we are. But also in terms of my oldest daughter, it's a normal thing. I mean, she's growing up with things that we didn't imagine

and all the kids in her life are just like. Yeah, no, I understand. And Drew, but that's the other thing too. And I understand when you're a kid, you have to kind of get on board with whatever and that's how boy bands are made and that's why they're forgotten so quickly. But in our last program, we were talking about golfing

and we're just sort of had, you and I have the boat, had the same approach to it, which kind of what's in it for you. This seems like a colossal waste of time. And to guys like us, it seems too slow, too laborious, too much, too big a time suck. Yeah. And what nothing and at the end of the day, you gotta tip out a black guy carried your clubs. Sometimes it's bad. I gotta go. The point is this. No, he did a good job. I'm saying you gotta you have to tip him. I'm not saying don't tip

him Pam. How dare you? It's an attack No You have to tip out somebody you have it cost a bunch of money, and you've wasted a bunch of time It doesn't make sense to us. I feel the same way with the tattoos like it costs money I don't feel like I'm gonna get my dick sucked anymore often with this fucking tribal bullshit And I can't keep a straight face because I just seem like a tribal so out douchebag poser But what's in it for me? It's painful. It costs money. I don't get it. It's a time suck I don't get it and it doesn't make me any smarter doesn't make me any faster You just sound old help my vertical leaf sound it doesn't make me any money

It's like I don't I don't get it. You're tougher. You want to be tougher, go hit a heavy bag. It's true. That's the whole thing. It's like, stop trying to advertise to everybody what kind of person you are and go out and do it. That's the general note you and I have. I agree. I hate when artists, and when I say artists, I mean- He was quoting. I mean actors and things like that. I hate Johnny Depp having to dress like an actor You know, I just have the fucking guts to go down to Old Navy and get some fucking cargo shorts Do you like do you have to do the tinted glasses and the thousand scarves?

Everywhere and that's super affected Did that and then everybody started doing it and he's still doing it He looks like a douche because he's the one who started you know what I mean? Like if you're the innovator and everybody like somebody puts a Mickey Mouse face on what you started Then you look like a douche. I'm just saying like everyone who does that I hate anyone who goes I have my own personal sense of style. I don't like that I don't think you should have any sense of style Yes, I think of any personal anything. I don't think you should have any I just fucking extremism

Here's what you should be doing If you're Johnny Depp or you're whoever or a surgeon be as good as you can be at your craft Number one You don't have to just like the surgeon doesn't need to walk around and scrubs on a Friday night in Old Town, Pasadena to advertise to everyone that, yeah, I'm a surgeon. I mean, being a surgeon is a pretty prestigious thing, and you've got a lot of schooling, and you should be respected.

But you don't need to walk around your fucking scrubs. You're a great surgeon. Work on being a great surgeon, and people in your community will know that you're a great surgeon. You don't need a windbreaker It's really super competitive. So you need to walk around in scrubs. I know no, right So Johnny Depp you be as good an actor as you can be you be as good at doctors You can be but you don't have to fucking walk around in the outfit. He didn't do it. He did God

Johnny Depp fucking walks around He did. Oh my God. Johnny Depp fucking walks around like you can tell he's an actor from outer space. And it just, but now, at least Johnny Depp's a really good actor. The worst are the guys that are shitty actors who adopt the Johnny Depp look. Now it's lose lose. You have douchebag and no art. I hate, and we all know the fucking artists that have to walk around as

the artist. Super skinny guy, super tight t-shirt with the scarf going around, you know, with the wearing the scarf and the dead of summer. Just, there's Johnny. Yeah, but look, you know my buddy Bob Forrest, throw a picture of him up there. He's got the funky hat and stuff like that, but I've never known him to be otherwise though. It's weird. All right. Hey, this guy's got his own personal sense of style. All right. I don't like guys with ponytails. I don't like guys with tattoos. I don't like guys with piercings. I don't like guys with anything. What are those? Drew, do you think about you? What do you have? Any tats, any piercings, any ponytails?

No. No. And anything. I wear t-shirts. If you could not have frames for for your glasses if they could just levitate in front of eyeballs better It'd be better for you, right you bet all right, so what's everyone into what's with all the fucking bracelets and all the jewelry and all? The but I mean we don't I suppose it's a continuum we get our hair cut I do pick my glass frames carefully yes, you know I guess it's in the same zone you look nice You're wearing a nice t-shirt No, you know I guess it's in the same zone you look nice you're wearing a nice t-shirt No, you're not

All right the point gave me this t-shirt box much more the t-shirts all right I just love guys that are into nothing. That's what I love that's why I get along see I know fuck with that I know I'm not I don't even what am I I alright so kids they're gonna need I work out too much quite am to it. I'm into something they're gonna need it They're gonna need a piercing and they're gonna need it before 18. Yeah. Yes It's fine. It's fine. What are the ages of your daughters 16 12 and 10 And she's alone no husband. Mm-hmm. What do you what happened to him? divorce And she's alone no husband. What do you what happened him? divorce

Yeah, I mean, how does he leave? How does he do that? How do you leave free? You know? I don't know, but I was talking to my buddy Kevin Hinch and Yeah, cuz he and I wrote a sitcom and we cast Pam as as my wife on the sitcom and Pam was married at the time, but now is divorced. But we always have a nice big fat laugh

when a dude gets paid. Oh, by her? I think you probably... Please. Palimony? No, it's not palimony, it's just alimony for dudes. Yeah.

Yeah. Alimony for dudes. That should be... Now, it's it's fun because everyone has these every guy has the story of you know, my buddy married this bimbo and three years later, she was cheating on him with one of his with her, you know, her Pilates instructor and now she's got the house and half his cash that he earned

You know years before meeting her and all that kind of stuff and all anyone ever does is just fucking shake their head Go fuck. Yeah, that's such bullshit, but every once in a while There's a Pam. There's a hero by the name of Tom Arnold That we all look up to Makes us hold up, hold out hope that a dude can get a payday every once in a while. And yeah, Pam's on the losing end. Unfortunately, it's fine. No, it's great.

I love it. Know that it goes on times a million with women to to men. Yeah, it's bad. Here's the thing. I don't understand. There's no support group for someone like me. Literally, it's like I can't sit in a room with a bunch of Beverly Hills doctors or whatever executive guys and say, fuck him,

because I breastfed all three and supported everybody. Here's what we're doing, Drew. Through legislation, we are making people into bad people. We are taking what would otherwise be decent or somewhat possibly even dignified people, people who may have had a chance at some character and we've legislated it away. Because we've created the secondary gains are too great to ignore.

Yeah, somebody says, look, I just want what's fair and I want what I can hold. I have an idea of what's fair now. And then a lawyer comes in and goes, what's fair fair? Yeah, you know what you're leaving on the table Yeah, yeah, you're leaving. You know what you're leaving on the fucking table What's your own what you're what you're owed drew can't I can help you like a Monkey with a psychological disorder that can't stop chewing on its own. It's where to God. Dr. Drew is picking at his right Cuticle here's here's my point. We have fucked up this society to the point where if Somebody who may have been a decent enough person

slips in a grocery market and then gets up and uh-huh a little stinger on the knee, but I'll walk it off Oh, not if there's an attorney walking behind you with a shopping cart. Here's my card Do you know what you're leaving on the table? And you know you deserve this you owe this your your what's the word they use? Entitled to the yes and next thing you know You're asking the person Look, Gelson's you know you know what you know what profit Gelson's made last year I'm missing sure it's a point. That's why they pay for a billion dollars, and's why they have insurance. Yeah, they're insured. They don't even pay. Yeah, they don't even know about it.

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You need to pay your fair share. You're not paying your fair share. I'm on cable. They deserve. But I will say this, and I probably shouldn't say anything more, but that my ex-husband said to me, I know what my rights are and I know what the law affords me. That's what he said. And he's not American-born, so it comes from that place.

She's complaining about immigrants, I think. We are insane in that we've decided that there's a law and that somehow this law is, I mean, look, it's as insane as Hillary Clinton getting Social Security and a 13 million dollar book advance at the same time you know what I mean why but whose Social Security is she getting her own yeah yeah she earned it but she doesn't need oh you mean hit a certain mean because she hit a certain age? Yeah, she hit a certain age. So my point is this, everything should be sort of based on,

look, what, not did you get married and get divorced? Look, here's the whole thing. My wife has friends who married people that didn't make any money and then got divorced and got no money. She married someone who made money, namely me. If she decides to divorce me, why does she get a thousand times as much as her friend got if they contributed the same amount to the pot? Because where did she marry you and where is the law?

Yeah. Well, that's my whole point. Like everything should be... I understand the story of I met we met in college he was a student I worked as a waitress and I worked double shifts to put him through med school now he's a successful surgeon who wears his scrubs that's right out out and now we're getting divorced because he's left me and wants to marry a younger woman and now I really want what's mine because I essentially work two jobs to put him through med school. He has a successful practice now.

That I understand. And as a judge, you go that that factors in. By the way, like any case that anyone is trying to decide what the merits of the case are, I hear that. I understand you. That makes sense to me. But the second wife, who's 23 years his junior, who marries him after he's an established surgeon, after he's been through med school, after he's built up a resume or whatever he is, and then after 18 months decides

not for her, she doesn't deserve she deserves something what the first wife got we've decided oh no it's the same all the time everywhere that's is it for somebody like me who's in my mid 40's, I'm raising 3 girls by myself. I'm I'm working like every I'm on television every day, but I don't make money every day I don't start shooting the season and in until two people think sometimes Because you're on TV your the money's coming every time you're that's right They see you and they think you're you're super rich or whatever. But for me, I'm I'm an invisible person

I was telling my friend the other day that I'm like a fat guy now. Like I know how it feels to be a big fat guy. Like I've heard all these stories, I walk around my life and I'm invisible because I'm in my mid-40s and nobody, like men and guys don't look at me anymore. And my friend said to me, well that's because you live in LA. Like you know what I mean? Like it doesn't exist.

Like there's no, like I'm with my kids, I'm at school, I go to work, I go to the grocery store, but I literally like am not on a rate, like people walk past you and they don't, there's no kind of That thing doesn't happen anymore. Well, it's like being a fat guy. Yeah, a woman in It's just like being a natural guy. Yeah All like that sure all feel like that but I'm not saying it to put down fat guys because my whole family is filled with Them it's just that the way guys feel like, you know, nobody looks at me or whatever.

All young males feel that way. All young males. That wasn't my purpose. Well, first off. Not all of you, but Chris didn't feel that way. Wildly attractive for a seasoned woman like yourself, number one. I'm seasoned. Shelf season and you know I think I can I say this because I was I was lamenting the fact that I Go out on the road all The time I do shows all the time

I sign autographs and books and stuff after show and I was thinking the other day what the fuck no one ever hits on Me know what I mean see It's so but But hold on. Hold on. I realize I don't think it's because I'm of a certain age, because especially I'm a dude, you know, you can hit on a dude, whatever. Be a gold digger. Hit on this dude. I. A certain point it gets gross. Once in a while you get the drunken chick who grabs you and wants to give you the kiss on the cheek and take the picture and, but I mean I'm talking about number slid under come see me what room you know it never happens It never happens, and I realize it's because you're I'm not giving it off

I'm not yeah giving up. You're not giving it off. Yeah, you are walking with purpose Yeah with your three kids behind you and your aggressive piercing. What I'm saying is, is you don't have, I'm, here's what I'm saying. I am sure Drew, you tell me of the thousands of people I go and meet and greet with after every show and the lines and all that kind of stuff. If I was given off a vibe of open for business ladies, like. Well you get more, you get some, yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying there'd be a fucking avalanche

I'm saying we're at a certain age. It gets a little weird you know But that the point is is there's no giving you got to give it all well that means that you have your life Yeah, I love your wife. I do you have a hot wife Yeah, and I'm not giving off a Lamborghini in your fucking living room Yeah, okay, and you have a round bar under your house. Yes. You're happy. I am. You're happy. And I'm not giving it off and I'm saying you're going why aren't guys hitting on you and I'm saying I don't think you're giving it off. Yeah I'm not thinking why aren't they but it just it happens like

I was at my daughter's they did this thing and my middle daughter played Stokely Carmichael and Martin Luther King on Saturday night for her school performance, my blonde blue-eyed daughter, and it was so awesome. And so these parents came up to me afterwards, and this dad, who I didn't even know, he was like, so, you know, we have somebody, would you like to meet a friend of ours?

And I was like, oh no, no, no. That's nice. But why not? No. And he said, well, why not? And I said, you know what? I'm a divorced mother of three. And I tried that because I tried dating last year.

And it's, I don't, I don't want to do it. I said, I can't be set up. I can't, I can't do anything like that. But thank you so much. He said, he's divorced too. He has three kids. I just, I don't, I can't do anything like that, but thank you so much. He said, he's divorced too. He has three kids. I just, I don't, it doesn't, it's like. That's a fucking Brady Bunny.

No, dude. No, because I work out with this, there's this woman I work out with every morning. I call her my workout wife. I don't know her last name. And I always joke that I'm her first to call emergency list if something happens to her and they say you know Elizabeth something happened and I go Elizabeth who like I don't know who she is but we adore each other we hold on to each other and when we're working out we joke about like you know being in our 40s and like these other women who work out in their bras and how

we would say oh my shirt only comes off like this. So we don't show our stomachs. And like when you're in your forties, you don't meet somebody and go like, here you go. Yeah, I know. Here's the thing. But you don't want to start. All right, hold on a second. There.

Hold on a second. We got to get some calls in here. Yeah, I mean, let's stop. But let me say, let me just say this. I want to help people. I want to help you and your people. I don't want. And you're my people.

And again, your husband is a hero to all of us. I know. He's my fucking hero. I want his life. Mount Rushmore, I have him and like I said, Tom Arnold. Oh, Tom Arnold. And I'll come up with a few other names.

Please take calls. But the point is this. The point is this. You see Drew, we have a version of dating in our heads that goes back to the 80s. That's when we were dating. That's right. And for me into the 90s. But the point is we have a young person's dating. We did not know, maybe we didn't prepare for, as a society, a second chapter. Here's how things went traditionally.

You dated, you know, 15, 16, through 19, 20, 21. You got married. You lived together for 32 years, and then you died. And that was it. So this whole round two of dating, no one's that we haven't really fully wrapped our minds around yet. And yet have people are divorced. Right. So we're going to start getting used to the dating thing and you're approaching

dating like you're 19. You're going to have to approach dating like you're 40 something, which is a different approach. I'm not. Yeah. that's what I'm saying Yeah, I don't I don't that's why I'm saying no what you're saying is you can't see her A different approach to dating I don't want it Me saying you gotta watch your diet is not you saying no to food. Yeah. It's saying we have to change your diet. You're thinking about it through your 19-year-old brain and eyes and...

And I want you to think about it through your 42-year-old brain and eyes. Oh. I deducted a year and a half. Sweet. The point is this. Thank you. Date, but date... Different. Like you've been there. I don't want to. Okay. I don't like it. Eww.

Okay. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. All right. Let's help people. Date different like you've been there. I don't want to okay Okay Yeah Let's help people all right. Let me give a little help for Adam. I Tried to paint a loving picture with my lambo. I didn't mean to say Lamborghini Pluto TV is the place for movie fans like me and TV fans like me They've got something for everyone, and it's totally free. You can binge laugh-out-loud sitcoms like Frasier.

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What do you like? Well, how about the HPV? That's an easy one. All right, what line here? Four. Hey, Steve? Hello. Calling from Long Island. Yes. 37 what's up? Not much I was just calling about the HPV virus. I was always under the assumption that it was only harmful if women

had it and it didn't matter one way or the other if a man had it and now I'm hearing the contrary that it does it can be just as harmful to a man as it is to a woman. Well, there's grave concerns about it in men, particularly insofar as it increases the risk of head and neck cancer and anal cancer. So it's not, obviously you're not getting cervical cancer, you can get penile cancer, though that's kind of rare. But head and neck cancer is now going way up from HPV. So yes, it's a great... What's it doing? It's working its way up through the...

No, you're putting your mouth at the chode and then it gets in and then... Ah, ooh. And then if you... Then if you look at Pam, she's actually just straddled about this. She's like, whoa, that's why I'm not dating, she said. And the anal cancer? But you can get the vaccine, although he's a little older for the vaccine, and that can reduce the risk. And certainly reduce the risk of the persistent ones.

Now, what are the ladies that get the answer? I was told you can't have the vaccine if you have been sexually active. Well, you get up to the age of 26, 28, you can, for sure. After that, the insurance won't pay for it. I still think you ought to think about getting it. I was talking to a gynecologist who's Dr. Goldstein, whose webcast will be aired,

I think, tomorrow, probably at Dr.Drew.com. And he was saying that everyone's already had, you've all been exposed. If you've been sexually active by the time you're in your mid-30s, you will have already had these viruses and cleared it. So for Steve, what do you? Be careful.

Work on them. Don't suck dicks right now. Yeah, and don't drink it. If you do suck dicks, don't drink and smoke because that really adds the risk. What about... Jesus Christ. Sorry, Pam. I don't suck a dick unless I'm drunk, so that's out of the fucking window.

And I do need a cigarette for what I call the cool down period. Or just laxative effects. What about something that women have other than dicks? That's right. That too? Oh yeah. Is like a vagina a chode? The chode is what you referred to I believe.

No, that's the honker. Oh, I thought the chode was like the perineum. Oh my God. No, the chode is a dick. Is the honker. I didn't know that. That's amazing. Wake up to smell the chode dude.

Yeah. Whatever Drew. I'm a Angeles, man. You should know what a chode is. Best day of my life. So, uh... Steve, be careful. Drew, remember when we had a little bet on the air about me and my HPV? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I brought a friend of mine's plastic surgeon, brought some called a Woods Light with a big magnifying glass, and I poured quarter percent acetic acid. That's a purple light. It's a big black light, yeah. Yeah.

I poured a quarter percent acetic acid over Adam's chode, and then we looked at it with the magnifying glass. On the air. On the air. That's the best thing ever. And he had, what you look for is these pre-cancerous lesions. You can sort of see they light up on the blue light, purple light, black light.

And he had nothing, he was pristine. Pristine, no HPV. Had the new choice now. I think it's all a great immune system. He cleared the HPV. He had hummingbirds flying around his chin. Drew will make the ultimate argument for HPV, which is, he's like, you have the warts, and I said, no, I don't have warts, you have HPV which is he's like you have you have the warts you know and I said no I

don't have warts you have HPV I said I absolutely do not have never have never had a breakout never have warts I would tell you if I did and he said you have it you just don't know it where you had it it's hard to argue with you have something you don't know it yeah But I could argue with it. I said, let me put my chode where your mouth is. I'll bet you a hundred bucks. I want to see this podcast. I'll try to get you a hundred dollars cash.

A hundred dollars cash. I had to go to the ATM and get them a hundred bucks. And I said, we'll do it on the air and we'll do it live. And there was this moment where it's like, I'm pretty confident. But then when Drew gave the, oh no, everyone has it, they just don't know they have it. Once you dump the acid on there and you show the, you know, it's like, I don't think my dog has fleas, but if you said, I'm going to shave the dog down and if I find one flea, I'm going to announce it.

It was acid? Quarter percent of seed acid, vinegar, basically. Oh, okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well call it. Yeah something scary Yeah, and it'll it'll it'll light up the woods light will go off when you see it Also, I like the magnification of the woods light as well. That was good And it magnify you see his penis. We did you able to control yourself? We did it live on the air Oh, no, he was not. And I got my 100 bucks. But here's the deal.

The way we look at it, that was 15 years ago, would you say? Yup. Now we, maybe 20? That was 2000, I think it was a year, it was 2000. That was before the twins. And what we know now is that everyone, you've got an exceptional immune system, so you had it cleared it. We now know that people clear this thing.

So Drew, you went. So I'm still right. All right, hold on. Never fuck it. You went from you have warts, to me saying I don't have warts, to then you saying, oh no, you have warts, you just don't know you have warts, because you've never had an outbreak,

but you still have HPV, but you don't know it, to then me being tested for it and not finding any traces to it to now we've we've now taken that argument distilled it down to oh you had it but your system cleared it right I'm giving you a compliment see he said no scenario where you never got it he said you have a spectacular immune system think about it this way think about this way they won Chode. Think about it this way. They won't give that goddamn vaccine to people over 28 because they've already had the virus. That's their justification for not giving that vaccine.

I think people should get it still. And in women, is it cervical cancer? What cancer do they get from it? Cervical cancer. Cervical cancer. All right. Let's see, I have another question up there that you like. Line two. Line two. Let's talk to Chris. Chris? Hey, what's up

Ace man? What's going on my brother? Hey quickly, Pamela I loved you and Lucky Louie on HBO. It's fantastic. It's still Aryan. One of my best friends had a vasectomy mm-hmm and ace how that I was out at a stand-up live Friday night when you had Teresa was a fantastic show so oh thank you thank you so much enjoy enjoy the shit load of mangria by the way thank you that's nice no one here so um so yeah what I wanted to ask is I wanted to vasectomy about a month ago hold on Drew you will be you'll be happy to know that after the show, I went out and signed my Mangria bottles

and took pictures and autographed stuff. Then there was a late show to do as well. And when I left my dressing room, there was a group of people, sponsors, whatever, radio, whatever. And then when I came back an hour later after signing everything, there were two people people they were drunk and they weren't going anywhere and everyone what city were you Phoenix everyone in the room

was way too nice like they just didn't they want these people were obnoxious they were drunk they wanted like hell for them to leave and no one in the room because they were so obnoxious and so drunk there's no well I've got to start getting ready for the next show oh oh yeah sorry for you know we'll be out of here. They don't pick up the cues. No no no not at all so I just walked back and I came into the dressing room and I said what are you guys still doing here and they said we're trying to be friends and I said

it's been an hour I've been gone for an hour and you guys are still back here? And they're like, yeah. And I said to the guy, collect your gal. It's time to leave. And he said, hey, that's not my gal. That's my girlfriend's sister. I said, all right, go get her and hit it. And he's like, I'm not going to go.

And I said, all right, well then you leave, you're outta here. And I shoved him outta there. And then I went and talked to the chick and she was talking to Dominic Monahan from Lost and many other things. And I said, it's time for you to leave. And she said, yeah, in a minute.

And I said, now, now? And she's like, well, hold on, I wanna get something. Yeah, she said, yeah, in a minute. And I said, now? Now? And she's like, well, hold on. I want to get something. Yeah, she said, right now. I said, right now? I said, absolutely right now. And she's like, what's up? I said, you guys have been standing back in my dressing room for an hour talking to people.

It's time to go. And they're like, what's up kind of thing. I was like, what's up? Your ass is out of here is what's up. And then as soon as they left, of course, everyone in the fucking dressing room went like, oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We all been wanting them to leave. And those people you and I talk about this all time. They're going to go home and they're going to have a story. And that story is not going to be I was drunk. I was inappropriate overstep my boundaries. You know, that's always going to be an your dick right dick good spread the word drunk and assholes Infect the colony let ever shout it from the fucking drunken Nest

Super self-absorbed fucking mountain that you live on that. I'm a dick let everyone know let everyone know Idiots top of the chodes. There you go. Merry Christmas, Carol. All right, where were we? Oh, we're talking about the last sex to be Chris. He needs to heal properly. Oh, the last sex to be Chris, yeah. Chris?

Yeah, I'm so sorry. Talk to Dr. Drew. What's up? So basically, a couple of friends had it done. They heal so goddamn quickly, and I'm wondering what the deal is. I go see the doctor. He takes a look for five seconds and says that it's healing normally, but it's still swollen.

It's still painful. I'm taking Vicodin. It's just a pain in the ass. The incisions look like they're kind of healing, but they don't. They still look fucked up. Is there anything I can do or take? I've been icing it like crazy. Should I stop icing it?

Have you been doing something where you've not been giving the wound a chance to heal? Have you been too active or anything? No, I'm still getting it on. I'm not running or doing anything like that. Are you doing things you're not supposed to be doing? It's a little rodeo circuit, but mostly he's just doing barrels. Brahma? No, not Brahma Bulls.

He's just doing barrel riding. Okay, got it. Yeah. No, I'm not doing anything. Brahma's? No, not Brahma Bulls. He's down to, he's just doing barrel riding. Okay, got it. Yeah. No, I'm not doing anything. I'm not supposed to. Alright. You sure? Yeah, yeah, I'm positive, Chris.

So, but listen, can I say this there, Chris? I tell people all the time, it's one of those things where the wife's always putting a band-aid on everything. Keep it open to air. And I'm always like, get it, hit the air. I'm with you on that. The fucking band-aid. Peroxide on air. Peroxide and air does a lot for wounds. You know when you get a wound, when you get a wound, first clean it and then let it have as much air passing over it as fucking possible. I mean if it doesn't need stitches. I completely agree with you. The band-aid just gives it. There's a little bit of exception in the first 24 hours so you can put some

antibacterial stuff on there but after that I agree with you. Turn on the ceiling fan, put your legs at Kimbo, and your balls to the wind. You're right. Wait, but is he saying, are you saying that you're fucking with your dick a lot? Is that why you're saying you're getting it done? He was saying that, and that's why I'm saying it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, not a ton, and I'm careful, because it's still painful, but. Oh, yeah. Why don't you stop, why don't you stop. Stop it. Stop that, Chris. Stop getting anything near the wound. Oh my god, Jesus Chris.

Yeah, how did you get back to the old fashioned fisting that Pam suggests? Let me just say two things. This reminds me of the cartilage piercing that we just got and the guy saying to my daughter, like dial soap. That's all he said. He said you need to keep it clean, antibacterial soap. I always tell my daughters and they always go, ew, ew. I'm like, don't sleep with underwear. Just let air just hit you. Just air it out.

I'm a firm believer in airing it out. And I also want to tell you, I want to give you props for getting a vasectomy. Yes. And anybody who does, who makes that conscious choice, I think it's amazing and I congratulate you. You're fucking heroes. Yeah. Listen. You'll be up on Mount Rushmore with Arnold and Pam's husband. No, I just, I think it's great and I'm not being a dick.

I think about your dick, but I really honestly think it's amazing that you listen you know what I said on O'Reilly on Monday Drew no I think they should subsidize gays I think I think we should subsidize to decrease the population or well let's let's really look at what they're doing they're not having kids yeah number one they're there you know their income levels are much greater they're certainly not teen parents they have healthy parents there's not they're super healthy they have a lot of discretionary income which like goes back into the community in forms of you know buying concert tickets and cruises

and doing everything their community is unucking believable. Drew, I've yelled this for a million years. Take gays, start spreading them out. You remember what Silver Lake looked like 15 years ago? Fuckin' nothing but graffiti and gang bangers. Now it's fuckin' paradise. And then they've moved on. There was an article that came out just a few months ago saying gay populations, communities

need to be sort of put into these areas and bringing them back. Well, it's like we have these things where it's like, we're going to plant a thousand trees. We're going to plant a thousand gays. I totally agree. In your community and fucking bring them up. You said this on O'Reilly? I didn't say plant a thousand gays.

I wish I had. But you said this whole idea?Reilly? I didn't say plant a thousand gays. I wish I had. But you said this whole idea? Well, I said what I've said for a million years. I said. I'd love to hear his reaction. You gotta start saying that. I said, take a look. This is a new campaign.

Let's take a look at Santa Monica Boulevard. Let's go to Santa Monica Boulevard and Highland. Fucking dicey, right? I mean, we all traveled down Highland and Santaland. Yeah. Fucking dicey. Yeah. Right? I mean, we all traveled down Highland and Santa Monica. Like Dohe, La Cienega. Then I said Santa Monica Boulevard and Highland is fucking filthy, dirty, disgusting, and dangerous and ugly.

First and foremost, picture that intersection. That's where the donut place is Fucking ugly. Yes dirty and disgusting. Okay. That was my favorite. Do you know? Alright, it's Santa Monica Boulevard When you hit La Cienega 2.2 miles 2.2 miles and all sudden we're in a country club. Yeah. Fucking manicured everything.

No gum on the sidewalk. Maybe it won't come, but no gum. Do you know what I'm saying? Gum without the little thing, the Inch Goose. What is the difference between fucking Highland? We're not talking about going to a different island community or once you cross over this ocean. We're not talking about going to a different island community or once you cross over this ocean you take the same street Santa Monica Boulevard. You don't go 20 miles until you hit the ocean.

Two miles. Totally different environment. I would say. I just want to say to Chris. No, it's 2.2 miles. But I'm just saying, but I mean before that it cleans up very well. You're starting to get into it. Yeah Yeah, you you get also you basically go one point three miles. Yeah completely different community. Yeah, why well You have gay folks there and what do they do?

They seem to care more about certain aesthetics in their just more hidden further East and things like that I'll say we need to spread the wealth. All I'm saying is is do their fair share. What does a gay person who is more likely to get a higher degree of education was more likely to have a higher income thus pay more taxes who's more likely to not be involved with crime. Yeah, especially violent crime. What does that one gay person unless you're Jeffrey Dahmer do what is our that was that one gay

person cost thank you that's usually drew chef what is that one gay person although it's it is entertaining it is funny so he couldn't he'd be he'd be technically yeah I could do it what is that one gay person cost society versus mama with nine kids or dad that's shitting out Johnny Appleseed and running away. What does? Or even just a fucking sort of my parents shit out a couple kids, hit the welfare. You know what I mean?

What is that? What? All right. So let's look at it as a scale. Everybody needs to be gay. Let's take your logic all the way. The utopia. I totally agree. Everybody's be gay. I think you're logic all the way Utopia well, it's a great would you rather Los Angeles look like between Doheny and Los, Eniga or go down to Western in

Santa Monica, what would you rather live in? Okay, well, I just I believe they should be subsidized Why not? Why not encourage this behavior get them to expand? You know, it's an extension pragmatist. I want to pay people that are on welfare not to have kids Yeah, this is basically that thing and then our vasectomies, right? There you go. There you go everybody. Oh Right drew. Yeah dig you got I got web.com. Yeah these guys Yeah. Dig? You got...

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Real fast. He's speaking from the gut, maybe even the sack. Patrick? It's a chode. It's a chode. Yeah. Greg. You know, I'm real pleased. Let me just say. Oh, did I hit Greg? Oh, shit. Did I hit the wrong one? What did I hit Greg? Whoever it was. It's fine. Let true. Yeah. Greg. You know, I'm real pleased, let me just say, I'm glad to hear. Oh, did I hit Greg?

Oh, shit. Did I hit the wrong one? Greg. Whoever it was, it's fine. Let him have it. Okay. Who it was? All right, I thought I was talking to the wrong guy.

Sorry. Greg, was that you? No, you were talking. Talk to Patrick. All right, let's get back to Patrick. Patrick, you back? No, no, Greg's on the fucking line. Oh, shit.

What the hell? Oh. Oh, who gives a fuck? Greg? Greg in Boston. Oh, basic. There you are. Can you hear me?

Can you hear us? Sorry about that, yes. Dr. Drew, thank you for what you do, and Penley, you're terrific. Question about the next girlfriend. I'm looking to, we've been broken up for eight, nine months now, and I'm looking to get back together with her, and I'm gonna be seeing her next week, and I was looking to, we've been broken up for eight, nine months now, and I'm looking to get back together

with her and I'm gonna be seeing her next week. I was looking for some advice for how I could go about doing that. Why are you looking to get back together and does she know you're looking to get back together? Might be kind of in between on whether or not she knows, but it was a big mistake to have broken up with her and she's the girl.

Oh, you dumped her? You did the breakup? Yeah, I did. I went's the girl. Oh, you dumped her? You did the breakup? Yeah, I did. I went to study abroad. Which abroad? How long ago? How long ago was that? I left eight months ago.

You broke up with her and you realized the errors of your ways and now you want to get back. Well, it's a little more, I mean, when we got to we've kind of broken up, gotten back together a couple of times. And when we got back together for the last time before we broke up, she made me promise I wouldn't break up with her before I went abroad. And then I did. Listen, I look, you're what you did was not right. You know, it's not like you murdered someone

But it's also not like you stole a piece of hard candy from an old lady's coffee table somewhere in between that All you can do is tell her the truth and ask for forgiveness and all she can do is either accept it or not I don't think well, she's getting back. She's you're gonna hang out with her That's her into something and and by the way, if you dumped her, she'll be... She may have a little pound of flesh to get from you, but she'll be back. Are you guys the same age? Hold on. She's a month older.

She's 22. But here's the deal. Be super honest. Throw yourself on her mercy. Have no expectations. Be really clear and stay with your feelings. And I have a feeling you'll go, okay, however I agree with Adam,

she will laud this over here for 20 years. 20 years she'll, whenever you have a fight, she'll bring this up. Okay. I'm just saying to the guys in the booth, if Patrick has hung up, then wipe him off, wipe him off the screen. They wiped off everything, whole screens gone.

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