The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Roe vs Wade, Cancel Culture, AJ Benza (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics)

Episode Date: November 25, 2023

In this episode of The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics, the fellas discuss the impact of overturning Roe v Wade, the wildness of "Cancel Culture" and AJ Benza stops by to talk all things pop culture.

Welcome to another episode of the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics. I am your host Big Brother Jake aka Jake Warner, my government name. Let's dive right in. Up first, episode 1593 titled Legacy that aired on July 4th, 2022. In this clip, Adam and Drew discuss the overturning of Roe versus Wade and how their political views are accepted in some states while frowned upon in others. Check it out. I'm sort of, I, I, again, when, when people get so, uh, emotional about stuff, I kind of have question marks over my head a little bit. Like why is the most emotional group in the states where things are not only not changed, they're actually more protected?

Their governors have taken measures to really protect things. So they're most emotional on the coast. That's California and New York. California and New York is not in danger of going down the Mississippi road on this. Not at all. In fact, they want to pay your tax dollars to bring them on in. Yes. We will leave it to the states, and the progressive states will ostensibly become more progressive when it comes to abortion.

Yeah. when it comes to abortion, which is because they will have to do something to counteract something that's not affecting them or changing, which is the move they're going to have to make because they're going to have to show they're going to have to grandstand. So New York and L.A. will then or California will become abortion tourism towns. And then we will provide, Gavin Newsom is going to buy plane tickets and lodging to ostensibly people from Mississippi to come here and have an abortion that we who live in California will pay for. And if we don't pay for it, the businesses might be able to pay for it as well. So there's lots of resources being allocated, which is good. Yeah. to pay for it as well. So there's lots of resources being allocated, which is good. And I think the red states that are going harshly anti-abortion are going to create

lots of circumstances that they don't anticipate. I mean, there are so many medical circumstances that they're going to have to contend with. One of the things I get emotional about is interfering with the practice of medicine. And they have to let doctors protect the patient and the fetus. Let us do our job or make the right decision on behalf of both. And they're interfering with that. And, of course, here we go again. This is where things go bad always. Yeah.

So most abortions are done with a pill? Yes. Or half? Pill. More than half. More than half. Yeah. Yeah.

Why no pill in Mississippi? That doesn't make sense to me. Okay. It's really Louisiana is the bad one. And here's what I worry about as it pertains to no pill. First of all, the no pill thing, I mean, the pill itself has issues on both sides. On the left, please stop talking about people with coat hangers and dying in back alleys. This is not how it's done.

It's a pill. It's a pill. Vast majority. And people will be more focused on getting that pill now because of the lack of access to procedural stuff in the later parts of pregnancy. We have a lack of access to the pill? Yes. You have to go to California. What's really uncertain right now is can you have it mailed to you from California?

Well, can you or are you? Well, if you accept it, what risks are you taking is the question. It makes sense to me that people would get the pill sent to them from a friend or a family member or somebody in one of these more lenient states. Of course. But the question is, if they get caught, what risk are they taking? I don't even think that's even been established yet, right? How long until you can't take the pill? Really, it's the first trimester.

First trimester is the pill, really. Okay. And that's when most people have their abortions. And people are going to have to really, really pay attention. If they're later or if they have all kinds of – there are all kinds of medical misadventures that can happen both in terms of the development of the fetus and the genetics of the fetus and the position of the fetus later that are going to have to be allowed to be treated by physicians. But we'll see. But as it pertains to the pill, the other thing that concerns me is it seems like the pro-life world – and by the way, I don't have a horse in the race. I weirdly am not emotional about this except as it pertains to interfering with the medical practice.

But it seems like the real pro-life has sort of really backed their position to life begins at conception, right? Wouldn't you say that's the predominant argument these days? They used to horse around with implantation, and now they're just, at least the potential, the unique potential exists at conception, right? Yeah. So what interferes with implantation is interfering with the life. It's a murder in their point of view. So what interferes with implantation is interfering with the life. It's a murder in their point of view.

So what interferes with the implantation? Well, the abortion pill. Guess what else does? The birth control pill you take normally, IUDs, emergency contraception, all these things interfere with implantation. So if you're going to be a purist with this, they start – you might go down a path to outlawing birth control pills, which is insanity in my opinion. But it's – again, if you're too extreme on either end, if you're too extreme on the pro-abortion side, you're aborting a child that has its leg sticking out during delivery and just killing it. And if you're too pro-life, you're getting rid of everything that can manage and prevent pregnancies.

So I'm calling for sanity on both sides. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah. Well, both sides are going to gravitate toward their side. Yeah. And so they both are going to seem sort of extreme because nobody's for abortion, partial birth abortions or any of that. It gets ghoulish at a certain point. And then nobody wants the outlaw of the iud or birth control or whatever i mean not nobody but you know nobody reasonable right so i think the problem

i heard somebody um talk about this on uh twitter or something. Who knows anymore? The problem with a lot of the stuff is, you know, I don't know, Bill Clinton, 1993, you know, safe and necessary and rare or whatever was kind of so basically what it was is there was a time when the Democrats were like, look, abortion's bad. Nobody wants an abortion. Nobody hopes for this for their children. But we understand it's necessary. And so what we what our approach is, we'd like it to be rare, as rare as possible. That's Bill Clinton's tweet right there. Abortion should not only be safe and legal. This was 93.

Oh, this is his statement. Abortion should not only be safe and legal. It should be rare. The actual quote from 1993. All right. Then I would. Sorry. 96.

All right. So then the majority of Americans went, yeah, OK. Yeah. Safe. OK. Good. Legal. Gotcha. Rare. Yeah. OK. went yeah okay yeah safe okay good legal gotcha rare yeah okay that's the society i'd like to live

in yeah and uh but they kept going and they just kept going and then it just became it's 100 the woman's choice and she can do it whenever she wants and it's her body and uh you know up into the into the third trimester you know that's her that's her choice and so then a lot of americans got off got off board with that i mean they got off that train they're like no i don't i don't think that's you shouldn't have eight and a half months no no no abortions then because that would that's how most americans think that's the same way most Americans think birth control pills. No, no, no. We want that.

That's fine. But isn't this whole thing a movement away from centralization and federalism and just let the states adjudicate exactly what you're talking about? Yes. Isn't that just the whole thing? We live in California. We've decided to do it this way. Well, it's funny because the ones who are complaining the most are like,

it's the end of democracy. It's like, no, no, this is democracy. Let your state vote for what they want. It's specifically the Constitution's purpose is to form a union of, at the time,

13 different countries and to sort of weave them together in some sort of collective, not to have an authority over them. Yeah. Right? Or are we disagreeing? We want to have that. COVID taught me I don't want a lot of centralization.

I don't want a lot of centralization either. And then we're going to get to this point, which we've been getting to for a while, which is if your business and your businesses,'re a business and you're progressive, you're probably not going to open up a storefront in Louisiana. And maybe if you're very progressive and you live in Louisiana, you may want to think about moving to New York or California. Good luck buying a house, but you'll go to one of those places where everything is super expensive.

So that is kind of how – and conversely, if you live in California and you run a business, you might be thinking about Texas. That's just – we're just going to segregate that way. But let's stand back from that and think – I don't know how to frame this except to say it's one of the unique things about this country. And maybe the reason it has functioned so well is this has always been the way, right? You sort of pick where the state or the territory you want to be in and you act locally in your democracy. Democracy is practiced locally. And then the state and then something weaves the states together collectively, interstate

commerce and things that happen between and amongst us has to be sort of regulated. But the massive federalism, maybe it's good that it's pushed back. I don't think people are thinking that through, whether they like that or dislike that. We've gotten to this point where, you know, we want the president, we want the Congress to vote, you know, create some stuff so we can stop this or fix that. You know what I mean? Like, we got to get some gun control laws in here. We got to get some stimulus money going around.

We got to get COVID taken care of. So president, Congress, vote and fix it. You know what I mean? We're not – I don't – look, if I thought they did a bang-up job in that department, I might lean a little more that way. We just got done with COVID. It was a shit show. I don't like that. I'm with you on that.

I think you live in a state, and that state could be Florida or could be California, and then you go, do these people by and large represent my feelings? There's a financial side. There's a sort of moral side. There's a financial side. There's a sort of moral side. You know, there's a freedom side. You know, I would have much rather been in Florida for COVID because the lockdowns didn't represent how I felt. Right. Now. And really, the biggest excesses were perpetrated by our state. Yeah.

Our county. Well, I mean, look, Howard Stern was living in the right state for how he felt about COVID. Yeah. Adam Carolla was not living in the right state for how he felt about COVID. Right. Ben Shapiro was living in the right state because he went to Florida. Yeah. You know what I mean?

So that's just kind of how it's going to be, because whatever the next pandemic is, and we'll probably have one every 17 weeks now, I don't want to live in the state where they shut the beaches anymore. Monkeypox. Yeah. I don't want to be in that farm. Welcome back and thanks for tuning in to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics. Up next, we go to episode 1477 where guest podcaster and author Megan Dahm stops by and they discuss the crazy phenomenon of cancel culture. Take a listen. Megan, are you with us?

Hi, guys. Hi, guy. Hi, guy. Yep, yep, yep. So the podcast, The Unspeakable, and this week's guest, Dr. Drew and Paulina, his daughter, wrote the book. The book, The Problem with Everything, My Journey Through the New Culture Wars. It's available on Amazon. So Megan, kind of explain your status now and what the progression of it New York Times or, you know, the socialite, you know,

Manhattan set. So I was never really in it. I just got pushed all the way out of it. And Drew as well. But talk about your journey. Well, I haven't changed at all. So I don't think I'm canceled. I think I'm kind of post canceled. I think I was canceled before I started. So it's all it all comes out OK. Well, look, I've been a writer for more than 25 years. I've been writing essays. I've been an opinion writer. The reason I got into this business of writing and expressing ideas was because I thought it was interesting to say things that were surprising or provocative to people or invite people to kind of think alongside me as I look at the world, maybe in new ways. And somewhere along the way, the job description changed. And suddenly being a writer, a sort of person in the world with public ideas, it became just kind of going along with a certain tribe, identifying your tribe and then adhering to that doctrine. And that's like completely the opposite of why I do my job or why I started doing this.

No, I I concur. And I think to my friend, I think about my friend Dennis Prager, who used to write op eds for the L.A. Times. And it seems laughable now. But back in the day, they went. So did I. Right. What about Adam? It was for 10 years. 10 years. That's right. That's how we know each other, Adam. You were the subject of one of my most popular op-eds in the L.A. Times. And that's a million years away in a rearview mirror of a car we don't even own anymore. So this notion of, and the conceit was, well, they wanted essays from the left,

and then they wanted essays from the right. They wanted to hear what both sides were thinking because they were a newspaper in a major metropolitan city. Now, that is completely gone. And you have, by the way, the op-ed stuff that comes out of or the opinion, whatever, that comes out of the editorial stuff that comes out of los angeles times is now just looney tunes yeah they're insane i mean they there's one that i always cite and i think i cite in a book of mine where they were talking about school shootings and they literally said well if the teacher had a gun then what it would have prevented five kids from dying or eight kids from dying like so instead of 10 kids dead you have two kids dead what's the difference it's like well eight kids you

fucking retard that's what the difference is i mean you're right you're putting this on paper and somebody's approving it and no one raises their hand it goes what the fuck about that the guy who went into the we spa who went into the female side of the we spa according to the times had la times had male appearing genitalia but it was a she it was a she who had social construct it appeared to be male genitalia on a woman isn't it your genitalia, a social construct? Oh, God, be a little more creative about yourself. Here's a question. Does anyone read the Times anymore? I mean, like, what's their circulation? Like, who looks at that? I'm not. I got to take the fifth there. You know, some of my best friends work for the L.A. Times.

You know what's so funny? I mean, I was a columnist there for 10 years. I look back on some of the columns I wrote. I can't believe they ever got through. They would never get through now. And no one batted an eye at the time. I remember writing stuff about I wrote a column comparing when during the 2008 election, comparing Barack Obama to an Eames chair and Hillary Clinton to an old sofa. And it was totally fine. Yeah. Oh, you know, we're comfortable with her. She's an old sofa. But Barack Obama is the shiny Eames chair.

Now, can you imagine now? Yeah. So it's like people people should know that the Eames chair is a sort of euro. I mean, it wasn't. They're out of Venice. But it has now a very euro and. I mean, it wasn't. They're out of Venice, I think, but they're very Euro and sleek of the time. But I wonder if there's even like

a racial component. Now that just came out of my mouth. I'm like, I bet somebody could find a way to. Yes, Ames chairs are black. Ames chairs are black. You would be absolutely excoriated. Yeah, they are. You can get them in Walnut. Look, they just called Larry Elder the black face of white supremacy.

I know. That was an amazing headline. Incredible headline in the LA Times. And by the way, it was not particularly diminished here. It was sort of digested as, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's the black face of racism. Well, I mean, maybe that is the ultimate in a level playing field.

If we can get enough black men to be the face of white racism, you know, maybe maybe that is their journey toward equity. Maybe that's the ultimate equity. Right. Well, if you don't see color, then you're erasing the other person. And so if you're if you're a black person and you have internalized racism, that makes you sort of indirectly a white supremacist. Right. Well, here, think about it. So here's the question for you, Megan. I was just at an event with some fairly woke people, and I had one of the Wokenista gals who i'm i'm good friends with and known for many years and she she was following me around the vent and and she just kept saying you got to stop talking about like x y and z stop saying whatever and i just kept saying i say whatever i want that's that's what i do and she'd go yeah but but stop it stop it and i kept going i don't i don't care

i don't i i just say what I want. I'm not defending it. I'm not saying I wouldn't have more money in my bank account. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying I say what I want to say. That's the only way I can answer your question. Who are all your ex-friends at the Times or your current friends at the L.A. Times who have decided to start telling, start saying what people told them to say, or they, if it's not implicit, it's, it's understood. Who are these people?

Why are they journalists? Well, there are people, it's not just journalists. It's people in academia. It's people in corporate America. It's people in HR departments. I mean, I hear from people every day. I'm sure you do, too. I get dozens of emails a day, people telling me I'm afraid to speak up. I'm a teacher. I can't say what I think. I'm a lawyer. I you know, there are utility workers who have been canceled because remember that story, the guy in Southern California, like a utility worker, he had his hand hanging out of his truck, you know, driving along. And it was like construed as a white supremacy symbol, the way he had his hand. You do the OK thing or the two fingers.

Also, like who knew that that was a thing? And somebody took a photo and it went viral. But, you know, the the real tragedy there is that the company fired him. Did they really fire him? Before? I think they temporarily fired him. And because they would rather answer to uh what is really a very small minority a very loud people on twitter than actually use their brains

and investigate so leadership does not step forward that's the problem i think i think there's a bigger issue we've been you've talked about for a long time adam is that people are afraid to be adults and afraid to take to live up to the authority of the position they're in. So college administrators are afraid to be seen as authoritarian. People who run businesses are afraid to be seen as somehow not cool because you're exerting your authority, which is your job, which is actually in your job description. And so people are allowed to run amok and there's no leadership. Right. But what I'm saying, let's just say beyond fear of gainful employment or lack thereof. And that's an important thing. And there's being ostracized in your community, family, peers and friends and things like that. What makes somebody like you and, you know, to some degree, a Bill Maher and to some degree an Adam Carolla just say what they want to say anyway?

Not totally affected by the stuff that seems to affect. It's like we're living in a house with a horrible radon gas problem. But Megan Dom is not affected by it. And everyone else is laying down on the floor. Why are you not affected? OK, I have a couple of theories about this. I think we all might be a little bit autistic, a little bit like we don't really care. And also, I think that it's it has to do with our temperament. And, you know, what's also really interesting. Have you noticed that there are more men in this kind of space than women? There are more of you. There are more Bill Maher's. There are, you know, a lot of the sort of public intellectuals who talk about race are black men. intellectuals who talk about race are black men john mcwarder for instance um coleman hughes there aren't a lot of women uh speaking up and i think that's because the social penalties for this kind

of thing are such that uh women women get it harder and women are sort of well you never get programmed years yes let me program to care more yes. I'll push back a little bit in saying I don't think we're harder on women. I think they're harder on themselves and they care more. That's what I'm saying. I think they care more. We have noticed. So I think that predisposed to caring more. Adam, I've noticed our female friends are sort of late millennial age are very fearful of the mob and Twitter.

Like, don't say that. Don't say that. Yeah, they could. They'll say something. Don't. It's much like your friend was telling you to shut up, to shut up. They're very aware of the and much like me when I meet someone who says I don't care for lasagna.

I can't wrap my mind around it. Like they keep saying to me, you need to X, Y, and Z. And I go, I don't care. And they go, well, but you have to, I mean, come on. You know? And I go, I just, I'm not interested. I'm not interested. And they go, they're way more interested than I am on my behalf.

And it doesn't even compute with them. That's the whole point. I don't go, look, maybe I'll take a little hit financially or personally or socially. I'm not interested. I'm going to say what I want to say. I'm a comedian. They don't go, oh, OK, I respect that. They do not accept it. Yeah, I think we just have to not care. And the idea that women get harassed on social media more than men do, that's just not true. That is that has been proven untrue. That is one of those myths flying around out there. And like, anyway, who cares? That's like saying I've received death threats on Twitter. How how how is that possible? Like, I feel I feel as if my life is in danger because somebody tweeted at me.

That makes no logical sense. We'll be right back with more of the Adam and Dr. Drew show classics. We are back with the final clip of this episode, so let's get right to it. We check out episode 1077 with A.J. Benza, and that aired on May 17th, 2019, and they talk all things pop culture. Here we go. A.J.

Benza. What's happening? I like A.J. Benza. A lot of drug talk. A lot of drug talk in the hallway. A lot of drug talk from yesterday. Fame's a bitch.

Or fame is a bitch. Yes. Sorry. It's Monday, Wednesday, and Friday on Podcast One. And I'll say this about AJ. You can also sign up for his Patreon and get podcasts every day. AJ breaks down a lot of the scandals and tragedies of Hollywood. And AJ says a lot of things that sound outrageous, but no one ever walks him back.

Like what? I've said a lot of things that have come true. Over the years, everything. I've never been sued. Well, like what I'm kind of saying is just like, remember Jose Canseco? I did roids with Alex Rodriguez, and I did roids with that guy, and I did roids with that guy. And everyone, oh, please.

It's a smirching, the good name of it. This guy's a lunatic. No one sued him. No, he's right. Did anyone sue him? No, of course. He didn't. Commonly done.

You get sued. Look, if you don't do it, then you sue him. But nobody sued him. I'll tell you something. Five months ago, I had a story on my Patreon that from a great source that he said, five months ago, nobody wants to play with LeBron James in LA. Magic Johnson is going to get thrown out of the Laker organization because he has sexual abuse allegations that come out of him like flies. And the Lakers have to pay women off more than us.

He said, Luke Walton will be out as coach and Jason Kidd will replace him. Now, I thought everything was right until yesterday they said Ty Law is going to be the coach. Ty Lou. And just before they broke it, he's out. He's done. They even had a cake that said Lakers on it. And now Jason Kidd is the name. Everything this guy told me was true. How?

And people thought I was crazy five months ago. How does an inside source work? Look, you have to know who to get close to. It takes a long time to develop a number of people like that. But generally, any type of story that's breaking whatever field it's in i know i'm a phone call away from getting really close to it and then it's just a matter of you know the satellite people i know around that person yesterday today's show i i'm sure you're friends with them so i don't know good it doesn't matter i mean you know what you know but uh you know kim kardashian's body at the met gala was so – now, I think from the waist up, she is one of the most beautiful specimens in the world.

From the waist down, it's like a dinosaur. It's just a pegasus. Too much. So why does she look this way? So I've been looking at it, investigating, and I found someone who says eight surgeries in 2018, eight procedures in 2018 alone to take the fat out of her stomach and her back and put it in her hips and ass and the lower ribs removed i don't know about that part of it you would know more about

that that can be done what do you hear about what does that mean i mean i've to look the way she's looking at pictures of her i mean she's i did i'd heard multiple sources that there was fat you know put certain places yeah and it And it's obviously to Kanye's specs. Right. You know, whoever was before him. But he's molding this into what he wants exactly her to be. True. Yeah.

I got a cultural question for you. I know what it's going to be. said uh waist up i'm fine with that because i take all my sexual notes from um the song one night in bangkok where he and that maury head uh announces that i get my kicks above the waistline sunshine which is the gayest eight seconds ever recorded. I don't care if you got two bears going bareback and one's behind the other. It's still not as gay as Maury had saying that one line about getting his kicks above the waistline, Sunshine. It's the gayest thing ever recorded in human history. Do you know that, Drew? I now do.

I mean, like, it's cultural. You gotta Google it. Gary's gonna find that Murray head. Sorry. But here's my thing. It's actually from a musical. Oh, well. Yes. That'll do it. It's called Chess. Oh, boy. Now, Drew, that's the

gayest thing. Yeah, now it's got gayer. Move over, Murray. There's a new gay sheriff in town. This town's not gay enough for the gayest thing. Yeah, and now it's got gayer. Move over, Murray. There's a new gay sheriff in town. This town's not gay enough for the both of us. Jerry, check me out of this. That was a trap to see if you were, in fact, the gayest man on the planet. That was from a musical, Sunshine. Whoa.

So I try to think about this a lot. The black men and the sort of tractor beam that is the rump on the women. And as a guy, I'm a boob guy and I like an ass, you know, but I'm just like, it's not the bigger, the better. Not bigger than mine. Right. It's a tractor. And then I sort of realized.

Uh-oh. What did you realize? I thought, well, really, what's stopping me from being an ass man? Your penis wouldn't reach the vagina. That's a good point. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking you've got to have something below the waistline. Sunshine.

Yeah. If that's going to be, if that's your weapon of choice, that kind of ass, you're going to need a tool to handle that. And I'm saying... You take a look at guys who work on smart cars and you go, you look in their toolbox, it's one size. You look at the guy who's your diesel mechanic,

they've got big breaker bars and stuff. You know what I mean? Like a one-inch drive breaker bars if they have to. They're working. You see what I'm saying, Drew? We got Murray Head. I mean, Murray Sure. You see what I'm saying, Drew? Yeah, yeah. We got Murray Head. I mean, Murray Head. That's the musical or the video.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. The gayest act ever. Oh, my God. Forgot about that. Is that from a musical, Drew? Gary, check me out. Oh, wow. You better pray you're wrong.

Now, I've oftentimes thought about it, and I do come back to that. Is there anything there? I also think that in different regions of the globe, we evolve as humans in different directions. And maybe certain preferences evolve with that. I think that's a reason why I date a lot of black girls. And a lot of them tend to like Sicilians, dark Italians. And Italians like black girls. Except when we're growing up, from my generation, you really couldn't talk about it. My father died when I was 21, and then I was able to experience it.

We're looking at the musical chess, and that line is in the musical chess? One Night in Bangkok play. The whole song is from that. Oh, I didn't know the whole song was from a musical. Wait, the musical came before the song? No, the song was in the musical. Oh, that's how it came? Because there's a song?

I didn't know that. I lost all respect for Murray Head. This says it's a song from a concept album and subsequent musical chess. Subsequent, okay. So now we're back on the Murray train. Wow, okay. chest. So now we're back on the Murray train. Wow. Okay. So, uh,

yeah, I've seen stories about sort of asymmetry in the buttocks sticking out this far that way and coming out that far the other way. Um, it's sort of a, is a society. It's interesting because on one hand, we never stop beating

ourselves over the head with evolving and women and my little girl and I'm going to tell her she can be president it's never the blow hearts just beat beat the drum equality equality equality no glass ceiling I'm not going to go to a world where every woman has a chance

but the ones who dominate are still Kim Kardashian with no waist and a huge ass and putting in fat injections and making money on Instagram. Like, as much as we try to be – She's getting a law school degree. Right. As much as we try to be this society, we're still that society, right? You know what? You don't have to pass the bar exam in L.A., right, in California, right?

It's a different kind of test, isn't it? No, you have to pass the bar. I thought California right? In California, right? It's a different kind of test, isn't it? No, you have to pass the bar. I thought California is one of like four states that isn't. It's the only state. It's one of four states where you don't have to go to law school, but you have to pass the bar. Okay, that's what it is. All right. Okay.

I got this word of warning to Garagus and any attorney listening out there. You better fucking hope she doesn't pass that bar. She will. Because- Oh, my God. All I- I hate DJs and I hate electronic music. And if they ever try to sell it to me like it's some kind of art form, I go, or Paris Hilton can do it when she's super hot.

Yeah. With no fucking background and no experience because she can fucking push a button on a smartphone just like you can, dude. Now, she can't play the oboe in the fucking Philharmonic, but she certainly can do what you do because you don't do anything so this is what law will be better fucking hope paris hilton can't do what you do it's time yeah for you to fucking quit the business and when kim kardashian passes the bar it's gonna be a bad day for mark garrigan i'm an attorney oh like kim kardashian yeah, like her. Laura Wasser has held the title as probably the most beautiful L.A. attorney for a long time. Kim Kardashian, she gets that rank. It's going to be a close call.

Laura's the famous divorce attorney. She's great. We almost did a TV show together. We were going to do like a gossip kind of team up together as a guy-girl kind of thing like 15 years ago. But it didn't work out. Yeah, she's great. She's great. And so I'm thinking more about, again,

my mind's kind of spinning about this sort of... She's going to be a guest on Reasonable Doubt in the coming weeks. She's good. She's really good. She was a guest on my podcast, right? Yeah, she was. Yeah. Didn't know that.

But they're like... Britney Spears is in trouble right now. Oh, I was going to ask you about that. I think she's in real trouble. I mean, this is... Her mental illness is... If it were not for her dad's conservatorship, she'd be in the homeless camp. Well, I heard that it was even much worse than we thought.

TMZ tends to protect her for some reason. They're not telling you the whole story. The father was so adamant about her getting more – staying in that ward. He said – he canceled the Vegas show that she was about to have and said, you can blame it on an illness of mine. Yeah. And that's what she did. But apparently it was not about his illness at all. It was strictly about her fighting the meds,

not taking them. And, you know, she gets out a couple of days ago and we see her driving a car on the phone, getting on the one-on-one. That's all for this week. Thanks for listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show classics.

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