The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Tiberon (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics)

Episode Date: December 7, 2024

Adam & Drew discuss the fundamental difference between men & women. They then take calls on marijuana use, high blood pressure medication and Drew has an addition to Adam's bathroom rules.

This is Corolla Digital. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show. Yes, get it on. Got to get it on, no choice, but to get it on, man. Get it on. Thank you so much for listening to the program. There's Dr. Drew. Here I am. My friends call me ace. Drew interrupted my bathroom etiquette. Oh no, I expanded it. No, no.

Did not interrupt it. No. Every great idea can be expanded and built upon. No, no, no. This is a law of nature you've declared? This is a bamboo scaffolding and you put a heavyset gentleman on the top of it and it is now going to collapse. He was a made.

He was a Buddha meant to for which this was built Ah, no, that was not built as a shrine Oh, this is uh, you ever see the guys who work on the power poles and they have those buckets on those lifts And it's just maximum 300 pounds. Yes, that was the max you put a 400 pounder in the bucket So I need to create a new category a new new system. Well, here's here's what I'm saying, and by the way, those 300 pound bucket maxes, remember as a kid when you'd pass by those? Yeah. Just dig. I'm digging. As a kid you drive around and they'd have those articulating arms, you know, they come out and fold out and they had that kind of cool self-leveling bucket thing and you see the guy working up on the power pole or whatever putting a sign

up or something. And as a kid, it was cool. Like that seemed like a cool job. Almost like a carnival ride. Yeah, like here's a guy on this arm on this bucket and up there discuss tools and his hard hat and you know, cool gig know at the time and again part of the problem of being a kid is they go well you could do that or you could be a fireman or you could be a doctor or a lawyer or an astronaut but it's like or an airplane pilot yeah they don't tell you what they pay because so

as a kid you go oh guy in the bucket that seems a lot more fun than sitting behind a big mahogany desk doing Paperwork all day like lawyering. Yeah, it's sort of close to astronaut Yeah, they saw as I've said show where the people live don't show what they do Kind of bucket lives in the bucket Attorney lives on the hill and that's how that should it should factor into your decision-making That's all I'm saying anyway never comes up yes now that bucket used to read and it still does 300 pounds yeah maximum capacity and I could remember as a kid going 300 a 300 pound human being now Now they work at Disney right

Point is at the time I was 81 pounds so it seemed insane But but also a 300 pound human being there wasn't anyone in the NFL that was 300 pounds or that was I remember the movie the Paper lion and they had a lineman that came on the scale and tipped over 300 They all ridiculed them and made him lose weight. Remember that? Remember that scene? Yeah, it was Alan Alda. Alex Karras. Yeah, and I don't think that was Alex Karras over 300 pounds.

No, no, it was some other lineman. It was some other lineman, yeah. Somebody was fat. 300 pounds was an incredible amount of weight. And I remember as a kid just staring of staring at that going well first off What are the chances there's a 300 pound individual? Yeah working for the phone company number two That must be talking about taking a couple of dudes that are 170 pounds putting them in there 300 pounds well within reach now in that bucket. Yeah, I mean I will bet you

That there are I'll bet you that I mean, I will bet you that there are, I'll bet you that 5% of the guys working for the phone company or the electric company or whatever it is are over 300 pounds now. Certainly 270. At least 270 sounds reachable. At least 270. All right, so Drew, what Drew did,

now I have rules that I live by and people try to upset my rules but basically my life, my mantra is don't put your fucking sombrero on top of my keys because I have patterns. I work a certain way. I put my keys. Because I have patterns. I work a certain way. I put my keys in a certain place. I'll give you for instance, my keys and or my cell phone have never entered this studio. There's no such thing as my cell phone in the studio. There's no such thing as my phone ringing or me not forgetting or it vibrating or whatever

it is. And during the time I do a podcast, if there's some horrible news, well, somebody is going to have to call my assistant, Matt, I assume they will. And or it's going to have to wait till I'm done with the podcast because there's nothing I can do and nor do I want to do anything. Right. And plus with your hypervigilance and stuff, it would ruin everything. It would do me no good. I don't keep my keys. We talk about you put your keys in the refrigerator

on top of your flu vaccinations, vaccines, and that's the way you roll. So it's understood. I hope people have heard previous podcasts that understand what that's all about. So he does not forget the flu. Not so he doesn't. I'll leave my keys with things that I need to remember to bring with me. Yes. Well, here's the thing. Here's what you need to do. If you are going to enter the party, because here's what happens.

People throw parties, they throw barbecues, and they say, come on by like 3, 2.30, 3 o'clock, we're having beers and barbecue, whatever. Well, before you know it, the sun has gone down. You entered the barbecue wearing your sunglasses. You're going to leave the barbecue not needing your sunglasses, but you will need your car keys, because you got to drive home drunk. Put them together. Or just drive home. I'm just doing the math. So the point is this. You got your car keys, slide them through the arm of the ring through the arm of your sunglasses

and set them by the front door, whatever it is. Now in my life, I got people interrupting my scene. I had a great moment, funny, interesting, but you wanna talk about interrupting the scene? Yeah. Get a phone call from Lynette saying, kids got the walkathon at the school on Friday, you must bring an orange shirt for Sonny because he's part of team orange lazy, whereas Natalia

is part of team pink lazy, whereas Natalia is part of team pink lazy and She needs a shirt lazy So whatever it's also one of these things too where There's a thing that you and I would do too, which is like I said What's you know, what's Sonny's teams like what's an Italian teams pink? I said what's Sonny's team? They didn't say. I said but okay but you should ask because if she's got a team color he's gonna have a team color so yep there's a process. This is a very similar place in our brain to putting the keys with the sunglasses. Right if one kid has a team color the next kid is going to have a team color and because

they're fuck-ups, which I explain to Lynette all the time, everyone's a fuck-up. They don't care, they don't know, they don't whatever, that's why you need to, whatever, but she'll say, oh, but they didn't say. And I'll go, well, they're fuck-ups. You got to ask because believe me, there's going to be one, no, like the teachers didn't say, or whatever it is. So anyway, bring the orange shirt. Remind me to bring it back to your bathroom here.

Don't worry. Bring the orange shirt, she says. I say, okay. Then I realize, you know, it's 8.15 in the morning. I'm answering some tweets. I'm getting dressed. I'm going over my schedule. I got a big day that day.

I got a bunch of shit on my mind. I'm doing Jeff Ross's show that night. I'm writing down the topics. Immediately as I hang up the phone, I realize, oh, I'm gonna space out on this one like that. But A, because it has zero importance. B, C, and D, because it has zero importance. B, C, and D, because it has zero importance. Well, but that's just zero importance. It's unrelated to any of the other stuff you're

doing. Unrelated to any activity and it has zero importance. If he walks around in his t-shirt versus his orange t-shirt, it's going to be tamed by the principal. But I realized because it has zero importance in my mind, Brian, that means it must be done now. Because once it leaves, I'm thinking about right now, once it leaves, a whole flood of other super important things are going to enter into my brain. So I walk to the closet, literally while I'm on the phone with Lynette, get the thing out, hang it over the railing of the upstairs. So you don't forget on the way out. So I don't forget on the way out.

Right. Then, then I realize, you know what, there's a possibility that I could go downstairs, have a cup of coffee, the phone could ring. Next thing you know, I look at my watch and go, I'm late, I got to run out and it's hanging upstairs off the thing. You better put it in the car. No. No, front door?

I take it, yes, I take it, and I throw it from the second floor to the front door, so it's literally hitting the front door. It's sitting at the base in front of the front door. Now it's 8.30, 8.40, it's getting time to leave. I gotta be there at nine o'clock. And I go, brush my teeth, get dressed, get ready, start heading out and look down, it's not there. Now thank God I made a bunch of efforts to do it and so it was

on my mind because I got so involved with the process of not forgetting it. But it could have easily been blanked out. Well, it wasn't there, yes. Did Molly pick it up or something? No, the maid shows up at 845, walks in the front door, looks down, sees Sonny's shirt, dutifully picks it up, walks it up back into Sonny's bedroom, and throws it into the hamper. Now, I threw it down there at like 841, and then went back into my bathroom to brush my teeth and shave and whatever. Did you whip your health? You took out a bullwhip and just smacked her? No, I said, listen, first off, I say nothing to people who are doing their job. Nothing. She is doing her job. That is bad timing. I should learn from this exchange

Which is it's Friday the maid comes on Friday She shows up between 830 and 9 or you should have done that for me. I Don't she normally doesn't walk through the front door, but still she can yep, and that's on me Yeah I should have taken the shirt and put it in my pocket or done something in some fashion, took my car keys, wrapped it up, folded it and set it on top of the whatever. I would never ever penalize her for doing her job. I don't care if that ended up in the death of my son when he was walking, if he caught on fire.

You couldn't care less. You couldn't care less. You couldn't care less. No, no, I could care. I would care a lot, but it would be neither here nor there. You don't care. I get it. No. As it pertained to her, neither here nor there.

As it pertained to her, she did her job. And there's way too much people sort of arguing with the outcome of life. Do you think that, and this is going to sound sexist. You know what I mean? Like, I wanted that shirt, but that was my shirt. No, she's doing her job. There's no possible way. But I'm going to say something embarrassing. I'm going to say something embarrassing. And this may be unique to, honey, I love you, my wife. But do you think women have a little more of that? Because I have the feeling that if something like that were to happen and there was a really

bad outcome, she would have expressed that anger to whomever was involved in the process of the bad outcome. Of course. Regardless of their duplicity in it, she would have just, blah. Oh no, listen. I think this is the nature of how emotions are expressed by some people, no? Obviously, women are wired emotionally, not practically, for the most part. But I think their emotions... They don't know what they're doing. Yeah, no, listen, you're talking to a guy who's

been into a million houses and worked on a million houses. Women are dictating it. Well, yeah, because the guy's working. They're in charge of it. Well, yeah because the guys working. Yeah They're in charge of spending he's in charge of side of working and they or and I had this I had this war I had Bean I'd Donna Bean my beloved bean and his wife Donna Like her too, but Believe me. I've learned a few things about when I was working at his house, million years ago. Before you were on radio stuff.

I was barely on the radio, I was building stuff at the house. I was in the garage. I was sweet. I was after I'd done all my woodworking, I was cleaning up after myself, which is a rarity these days when people come to your house. I swept up all my sawdust into a dustpan, looked around, found what looked like a white trash can in the garage, and emptied the dustpan into the garbage can. You know, I don't know, half hour later, Donna was almost crying. What are you doing? I found a way out there. She had her hamper, it was a hamper out there. Yeah, it didn't look like a laundry hamper. It wasn't vented.

It didn't have like a lid that flapped or anything. It was just like a trash can. She had a single sweater at the bottom of it, which I thought was just a rag or something they were throwing out. By the way, I didn't dump transmission fluid in there. It was sawdust. She could take it out and swing it around,

shake it out. But here's the strange thing. And then put it in the washing machine. But she freaked on me. What are you doing? And it like bitch I'm cleaning I'm cleaning but can you separate your own personal whatever this is not an attack on your cardigan but what's strange is you can relate to how she feels I can I can't I can't me no you have one now you have one fucking second now. They're one fucking second. No no no I can

opposite of a robot yeah, I can't Know I came home what what do I love more than my cars masturbating Okay What I love more than masturbating to my cars. Okay, the point is this. Tools. Your tools? I came home, told the story before, I got a Lamborghini Miura that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars that I put tens of thousands of dollars into. Brand new paint, brand new everything, everything built, blah, blah, blah, blah. I came home, Jay was crying, my assistant, Jay, literally tears in his eyes.

He had crushed both the, both the rocker panels with the big inlet vents and they're sculpted. By the way, sculpt, you have to make these things out of aluminum and dolly and hammer and hammer and dolly Both were the big vents where they come up in the rear beautiful piece are both crushed How crushed like someone took a hammer to him because he put him on top of some rollers that I had made I had made these rollers and was attempting to position the car like push the car in the garage and was attempting to position the car, like push the car in the garage, and the car was not in gear. And the back wheel spun,

and it took these two rollers and mashed them into these rocker panels, as if somebody just took a bench vise and just mashed it into this aluminum part of the car. And I said, well, this is my fault, because I made those rollers. And I didn't put proper stops on those rollers. I mean, so the tire couldn't spit it out. It should have been in gear. You thought it was in gear. It

wasn't in gear. But that that one's on me, because I should have done those and didn't raise my voice didn't say shit to him didn't say a Word you were like the Indian side of the road in the 60s. Are you shed one tear? Just could just so that just because what it meant to the car. I swear to you drew its people's actions or lack thereof their People's actions or lack thereof, their intent that I'm solely focused on and not the outcome. I'm really not focused on the outcome.

The outcome to me is we got to take the things off. We got to take them to my buddy Brody. He's going to be able to blah, blah, blah. And you know, it's a hassle, but it's, you know. That's the out. It's the motivation. When I talk to people and they're fucking lazy. When I talk to people and I go, did you follow up?

Did you do this? Did you do this? Did you do this? And it's like, yeah, didn't do it. That I don't like, that pisses me off. Now that can be a nothing, and this could be a big something Yeah, but it's that that's all I care about is the motivational part of life that that's all what's your intent?

I'll tell you though later on Later on the same J The same J I left the bathroom door open We'll get to that. Later on, the same Jay waxed the car. And I left a thing of carnauba wax out, and I left it out and I put a note on it, so he'd stumble over it when he's walking down to the garage and I said, wax the mirror.

And there it was. And I woke up at 10 in the morning or something. I don't know what I was doing the night before. And crack. Yeah, maybe I didn't go to bed. But I came out at 10am and I saw him and the carnauba wax I had left on top of the note was put aside and he got the three stage polish, rejuvenate and whatever on a brand new paint job. The car had never had a coat of wax on it and I'm like Jay what are you doing? That can pull the paint up right? Yeah I'm like what are you doing? He's literally he's got the stuff out that you use on the hood of your Honda Civic from the 80s when the

sun had bleached it out. It's all oxidized. Yeah it's literally like a rubbing compound. You're literally thinking I got to repaint this car. It's not a brand new paint job. So I said Jay what are you doing? And he said I'm just doing the three-step process and I said oh but Jay first off, use your head. Why do we need to rejuvenate and bring it out? The paint has never seen sunlight. Number one. Number two, I left the wax. I'm not going to leave the wax that I don't want you to use on top of the note. Where's my wax?

Well, I'm just using this three-step stuff. I said, Jay, First off, read the fucking bottle. Number one. Number two, read the note that says wax and number three, pay attention to the jar that's on top of the note that says wax. If I wanted you to use the three step process, I would put the three out there or it would say it in the note or I wouldn't put this thing a carnauba wax. Now this one's on you and I was a little pissy with him still he was trying to do the best he could do for me But come on buddy This dereliction of duty here now to me

You borrow my car to go joyriding and you crash it I'm pissed you borrow my car to go get it detailed as a surprise for me and you crash it I have no problem You're you have no emotion reaction that you still don't like you don't kind of feel angry towards that person you know that person you know it's not as they were attempting to do something for me I think that I think people that are wired not like you which is everybody yeah would go why weren't you more you'd be like you'd be like, you'd be angry with that person for not being more careful, for not whatever.

You might not express it. Not if the intent was to go detail the car. I get you. I get you. And then there would have to be, listen, obviously you'd have to peel that onion a little bit. Yeah. Like, well, why did you go to Pacoima to have it? Why didn't you go to a nicer neighborhood?

And then, you know, why'd you leave it overnight? Right. I mean, if they did something stupid, yes, I would work that in. But I, I, we live in a world where I've seen, like, people, like, standing, you know, at the gateway, you know, at the, at the, at the airline, you know, standing and having the person go, I'm sorry, ma'am, this flight is full. Why? Yeah. You know, it's full. It's been pre-sold for two weeks. There's no seats at all? No. It's

a completely full flight, ma'am. I'm sorry. So nothing no. Well, what am I supposed to do? I'm sorry, ma'am. First off who the fuck knows what you're supposed to do. They don't fucking know you I love when people turn it to me. Why am I what am I gonna do? I'm supposed to be in Cleveland like First off no one gives a fuck about you. Secondly, this is not a family member who works for United Airlines. This is a person that is looking at a computer screen that's just explaining to you that the flight is full. I've had this happen, and they go, well, and then you start the,

I'm supposed to see my father's not well. And I'm supposed, it's like, sorry ma'am, the flight is full. I feel like we're going through a lot of this in our society. What would you do if that were your society? Listen, if I were the person, it happens to me all the time. I turn around and walk away. Don't you go, hey, help me work this out.

Let's figure this out. I go, listen, I've had this happen a million times where the people screwed up the whatever and screwed up the thing. And I slide right into let's fix it. Yeah. Next flight.

When's the next flight? Or can you hook to other airlines? Sister airlines that we can connect with. Help me out. And when is the next one? Sometimes they don't help you out. Well, they don't, but I never go into- That should piss you off.

But I never go into, you don't understand. My father's in ill health because that's all superfluous. It has nothing to do. All I want to do is get to Cleveland. You did manage to get yourself pulled down by security, pulled into the backstage area. I did. That was an attempt to get on the flight. What am I going to do? Was that what you said? No, I said get... I'll kill you if you don't put me on this flight.

You needed to check in 45 minutes before the flight and we checked in a half hour before the flight and different airlines have different check-in times. And some, you just, you know, you're there to make the flight. If you can make the flight, you can make the flight. We could have made the flight, but we didn't check in. So I'm saying, well, we're here now, let us just go make the flight. And they said, no, you didn't check in. They said, yeah, but we can just walk to the flight and we'll be on the flight that we have a ticket for. Yeah, but you needed to check in. This is the last flight out of Vegas on a Saturday night. I was like, go get somebody and just,

we have a ticket, we paid for the ticket, the flight is over there, we have 28 minutes to go over there and get on the plane. You needed to check in 15 minutes before now. That pissed me off because that was stopping me from getting on the flight. And we all know I had a paid ticket. We could have gotten on the flight. Yes all know I had a paid ticket we could have

gotten on the flight. Yes, some of that was on me but most of it was I got a ticket, I'm in your airline, the plane's over there, it's not, I'm not asking to hold the plane, I'm asking to let me cash the ticket I purchased so that I can get on said airplane. That's when security arrived. But anyway, Drew, yes, women are wired differently and that's what makes them much better at being moms. I mean, makes them better with kids. It just makes them better because they have that gene. There's not, you know, when the kid,

when my daughter, you know, when the kid, when my daughter, you know, ate shit on her roller shoes the other day, I wasn't so much in the cuddling, you know, oh, mine was we got to clean up these wounds. Solve the problems. We got it. We got it. Maybe we'll call Dr. Drew and ask his opinion. Let me take a look at that nose. How badly was it bleeding? You know, that's, Let me take a look at that nose. Well, how badly was it bleeding? You know, that's That's the mode I'm yeah, that's the mode I'm in but that doesn't do her much I mean does her some good, but she'd like to be held at this point, which I do do some but Women are better at that But it also makes them scream at you when you're cleaning their garage and you put sawdust on top of their sweater

They got a freak on you as if Again, the motivation is I'm trying to clean up after myself. I thought this was the trash You know, I live on I can shake it out twice and then throw it you fixed it She's shake it shake it out throw it the washing machine I live on iTunes you I live U. I was listening to a sort of biological anthropology lecture and they were saying that the greatest advancement in human evolution is the division of powers and labor and abilities between men and women. They feel like that's the thing that set the stage for humans to take over the globe. That every child basically

gets two brains looking after them with two different sets of information in it, the male and the female. And that that single – that diversion that developed and sort of further evolved was the greatest advancement in humanity. In the Andathals, apparently no different between men and women. Oh. Neanderthals hunted the same, child reared the same, and they think that's why Neanderthals did not succeed and Homo sapiens did. Isn't that interesting? Well, it's interesting that I get called a Neanderthal when I ask that my wife does the cooking and that I come home and protect people and pay the bills.

I'm called a Neanderthal for that concept, Drew. Ironic, yes? Yes, that right. Well, I'm not saying what the division of powers is, but the fact is that the brains, the huge corpus callosum that women have and the more evolved right side of their brain, you disagree with me.

I think it's a better form of the human being, although I get criticized even for saying that. Well, it's good if you don't have to do anything. No bullshit. It's a better thing. Yeah. Look. There wouldn't be wars. It's better. Just to add the score up of... It'd be better, but if you lived in San Francisco and you wanted to go to Tiburon, you'd take a ferry that was made of logs and tampons. Okay? There would not be a Golden Gate Bridge. You'd have to take a tampon kayak. But they would have invented the tampon.

You would have a matching they would have a barge Take you to tipper on you understand me. I did okay Because we build bridges bitch Jesus all right the robots have a motion I heard them come on what's sucking up to the women yes no I believe that I'm not saying that the world would be better I saying it's a better form of the human being okay I mean that too I really do all right it's just all you know they're just they're more emotionally attuned they're there it's just all you know, they're just they're more emotionally attuned. They're they're it's just a part. All right tampon kayak one of Seattle's

Greatest but it'd be at least heard of indie bands with tampon. Can I be a tampon like outrigger? Yeah, the maxi pad would be the by the way you not be taking cars over to Tiburon because we'd not have cars either we would have a donkey that you'd put on a tampon or maxi pad barge and you would take it to Tiburon. Let me dig this. Thank you. At this moment of history, women have more of what we need to be okay.

Yes, all right. Well, now that we're done with the bridges. All right, yeah. We got the bridges in place. And the skyscrapers. Men had their time. Right. But at this moment in history, a little more

of that right brain stuff would suit us. I'm just saying. I agree, I agree. All right, here we go. And, you know, like. Relationships would be more secure and longer lasting. I know. Right, they'd be better.

Kids would be more attended to. Yes. We'd have peace. We'd have a certain kind of connection to the world and nature. Right? Yeah. But the problem is, then the women that

would rise to the point of being world leaders and stuff, you'd end up with Hillary Clinton and like Amel DeMarcos and stuff like that, and they would start fighting. Amel DeMarcos and Hillary Clinton would start going at it, and then there would be a bombing campaign of the Philippines. And it could be more brutal. You know what I'm saying?

More scrupulous and more brutal. Yeah. All right, so I invented a new bathroom category. Oh, yeah. 28 minutes, 29 minutes ago. Is that a record, Chris? Is that a record? We're coming around. All right. My bathroom etiquette rules are simple. Everyone here follows them and they work very well, which is door open Wide open open for business. I've had it. Come on in this this this bathroom this toilet. It's your best friend Come on down door closed

Occupied someone is it light on door closed. It's hard to tell. Okay Get on my knees and fans in there you hear the fan door closed I know you're trying to when the doors closed whether it's here or at a party door closed closed for business closed for business door a jar About I think the I think the average is about four About three and a half to five inches in terms of how much it should be open. And especially fart fan on, enter at your own risk.

All right, now what that does is it leaves the door open enough, especially the fart fan going to get a draft, get a positive draft, get that air moving in from, that clean air from the outside, pushing out. But it also lets the person know, uh, we got to beat, take a beat. Now the only problem with this I just thought of is you don't know how long, you know, if it's been that way for an hour and a half, obviously it should be open then at that point.

It's sort of up to the person that left it ajar and left the light and fart fan going to after 15, 20 minutes to go flick it and open the door. But anyway. So there is some responsibility if you leave things on, like the light on. A little bit. But in general, I have spent the equivalent, you know that thing where they go, you know, if you live in LA, at the end of your life, you end up spending two years stuck in traffic or some horrific thing like that. I've spent at least three weeks standing in front of bathroom doors that were closed, assuming somebody was in there, only to find out after waiting around for what seemed like too long and sheepishly knocking, finding out that nobody was in there.

I posit. I declare there's a category beyond it's in use. Let's hear it. Don't fucking go in there. Do not fucking go in there. So you just get up on your maxi pad high horse. My pontoon. Your pontoon. Of maxi pad. And declare that. I declare don't fuck you in there and don't fuck you in there is on the person who declared it. They must call it back when it's okay. When it's clear to go in. So what you're saying. They must go back, turn the light off, throw the door open

when it's all clear. Ah, but you're saying. So what you're saying... They must go back, turn the light off, throw the door open when it's all clear. It's like a bomb shelter. It's like there's an all clear horn that goes off. You must execute that. There should be no entering, even if you're aware it's at your own risk, because you could not... What you did to this bathroom, and my studio, was to such a grievous extent that even though people were warned, like it'd be like when they run those Discovery Channel things and they go, some of the content in this, and things just started by seeing a kid with Down syndrome dressed like Shirley Temple from the 30s being devoured by a Mako shark and her mother just screaming. Yes, and the disclaimer is running under that.

Yeah, like some of the footage maybe to younger viewers too late. Not only too late No, it's not too late. It's way past some of this footage. Maybe Some people may find some the footage disturbing. No, this is way past that this There's worse than walking in on somebody shitty No, not... There's worse than that. You need another category. No, it's not walking in on someone shitting.

I'm just saying that's your top category. I'm saying there's a category beyond that. No, yeah. No, no, you can't walk in on them. The door's locked. But the point is, there's something worse than standing outside an empty bathroom thinking this is worse. Okay.

Okay. And I went in, turned the light back off, opened the door, blew the horn. All clear. Whose horn? So, all right. One of those ones he brings to the game, the canister thing. Start the boat regatta. Right. All right. So you you did damage in there to the point. And the comedy is, Adam threw open the door as he walked into the studios today took two steps and said what's up with this right and i know no you

what i do now as i walked into the front door of the building for a notice the bathroom door close new intuitively there's no light or i know i don't know everybody I saw all hands on deck yeah and he immediately went what the hell and I and I ran over and said ah new category new category all right I respect that a lot of guts to show your face around here so what's going on what's going on with our flora and fauna, Drew? Because I got to say, other than that spectacular and glorious night I had at Loveline some 10, 12 years ago, right?

It was destroying you in our small, hot studio. I've had a couple of those banner nights. But I got to tell you, what's coming out of me Used to just be warm air. It is now something more than Than it was do you know what I'm doing could be the aging gut or it could be something you're eating Not really. I haven't mixed my diet. I agree that that man. Yeah Yeah, maybe this could be this could be news. It's gonna be new use for Megria this predates man, Maria. All right, by the way, if you'd like to donate to the show and we ask that you do for all the great information and fart

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events and these combat sports a little more interesting with bet online. Bet online! The game starts here. Alright, now back with phone calls. Hold on, hold on. Adam, I am really refining your bathroom etiquette and rules and stuff. What'd you do? I've realized there's another layer to this. It's just fine-tuning something that is barely perfectable. But because of the perfect nature of your rules, you don't even need to lock the bathroom when you're in there. I realize I don't lock the bathroom here ever when I'm in here. Because I know when the light's on, I'm in there, no one's coming in.

Oh, when the bathroom door's closed. Yeah, the door's closed. I have to lock it. And you've eliminated the scourge of the sticky bathroom lock where you lock it, you think you unlock it, you leave, you shut the door, and then it's locked, you lock yourself out. And it's efficient, you save a step. You don't have to do that crazy opening the lock. Just walk out. That's it. You're done.

I would say even if you took out the locks of the doors in bathrooms, the rule even be a little stronger people might more people might follow it because there's no locks. Well the people Good point. Yeah, interesting Declaring this it's declaring martial. This is not ace on the house, but one doorknob is called privacy One is called passage. Oh One is called privacy. One is called passage. So when you build a house, you would get a bunch of passage doorknobs for your hallways and your, oh, this is going into the kitchen kind of thing.

And the privacies would be for the bathrooms and places like that. I would argue the master boudoirs as well. But yes, it would, it would, the only problem with removing the lock part is it would make guests, especially female guests who had to sit down feel a little bit vulnerable because they would not, they would not know how well trained. Post the rules. Post the rules. I'm telling you. It's like the 12 steps. Just post them on the wall. I am telling you that this is a place with lots of assholes and they do nothing but pretty much eat Mexican food and drink Diet Cokes all day.

And those bathrooms are Grand Central Station and everyone who works here, because of the nature of the system and because of the execution of it is come we've now taken and this is what you do you take your you take your brain and you go I don't have to expend any any energy on this topic such as bathrooms because it's dialed in nor do I have to do it on where's my keys unless somebody shows up with their sombrero so we can move forward you understand yep and I can think about books and stand-up and

building bridges the place is called Tiburon and maybe one day the Middle East all right here we go Alex hello Alex yeah hey what's up what's going on oh hey oh my god I'm so excited I'm a longtime listener did we wake you from the love line gaze? Yeah, and So I spoke to my friend and she Said that she's become pregnant And she likes a smoke pot every once in a while to I guess calm herself. I don't know instead of taking medication What is that do? For a pregnant woman? Yeah.

You know, it's probably not a huge deal, but any chemical you're exposing a fetus to, I don't care if it's Tylenol, I don't care if it's Benadryl, none of these things are completely safe. So if she is willing to risk the safety of her child, that's a problem. That's really like, whoa, it's that important to you?

And by the way, marijuana's a medication. I mean, let's call it. And by the way, the scariest thing to me, I was just thinking about this, that I'm so interested to see what happens in Colorado and Washington. There's gonna be big cannabis, like there's big pharma. You know what I mean? Right, right, you mean, yeah, what happens in Colorado and Washington. There's going to be big cannabis, like there's big pharma. You know what I mean?

Right. Right. You mean, yeah, what happens? There are people raising capital now to make these big companies that create cannabis. It's like what happens when Jerry Garcia becomes the man. Yeah. It's going to be interesting, isn't it? I think it...

They're going to start promoting it, and there there's gonna be like a Joe the camel for pot You know for kids and right it's gonna be really crazy. I potentially I don't know be interested I'm fascinated to see how this plays out. I I again I have no objection to it in principle I think it's just Joe camel. What'd I say Joe the camel? Yeah, you don't say smokey the bear Well, it is smokey bear. It is Smokey the bear? Well it is Smokey Bear but you do say Smokey the bear. I always said Smokey the bear. It's Smokey Bear. We should get Joe Camel and Smokey Bear together and force them to have sex. Just grotesque gay animal sex. It'll be jokey. The kid, they will sire a jokey. That's concerning.

People will talk about using chemicals of any nature as a child abuse. So just have a good talk with her. If she's really just an occasional user, then just try to straighten her out, okay? And it's not that big a deal, frankly, compared to other stuff, but it's still... What about the consumption? If you were saying, Alex, Tylenol, I would say, hey, have a talk with her. What about the consumption of marijuana? What about eating pot brownie when you're pregnant?

It's the same. It's actually at higher doses than people tend to get. Better off smoking than eating? Just because you can't regulate what gets into your bloodstream. The smoke is instantaneous, you know what you've done. Right. In your gut, it just keeps going in, it keeps going, it keeps going over a longer period of time.

All right, someone's got a question. Let's see, brother-in-law, alcohol. Let's do Alvin real quick. Coke prom, Alvin? Two. All right, line two. That's it, we finally got a medical problem. Alvin?

What's going on? Hey, how are y'all? Great to talk to you. Can you hear me? We do. I think you're on going on? Hey, how are y'all? Great to talk to you. Can you hear me? We do. I think you're on some kind of computer probably. What's up?

Hey, man. I'm 36 years old. I'm 6 foot 162, no, 6 foot 262 pounds. I'm black, but I'm one of the good ones. And I got a question about high blood pressure. What about it? There's five good ones. Okay.

Hey, me and my wife, we're going to be having a good time. We're going to be having a good time. We're going to be having a good time. We're going to be having a good time. We're going to be having a good time. We're going to be having a good time. We're going to be having a good time. We're going to be having a good time. We're going to be having a good ones, and I got a question about high blood pressure. What about it? There's five good ones.

Okay. Hey, my doctor, the problem is... But I never say who they are, I'm not racist. Huh? Go ahead, Alvin. What's up, Alvin? The problem with my primary care doctor is they, my dad and his mom had high blood pressure and they want to put me on Diavan, 160 milligrams. They never talked to me in any of the conversations about losing weight, diet and exercise.

I'm concerned about the risk associated with it like erectile dysfunction. My blood pressure has been 142 over 90 and 145 over 88. Do I really need to be on Diovan? Absolutely, Alvin, absolutely. You're 36 years old. Let me tell you my own story with this. I was about your age, I was a little older,

and I was running every day and I was, you know, lean and I kept going for physicals and they go, well, you're 130 over 85. And I'm like, no, it's ridiculous, and my weight's down, and finally, after about three years of that, and by the way, I should have been Alvin on treatment the whole time.

That's where- How old were you? 42, I'd say. And you're black? Yeah, one of the five. That's the story, right? And, so make sure you understand. So there's a lot in common with Alvin over here.

Right. And finally, somebody wisely of a peer of mine looked at me and went, you know, you can only outrun your genetics so long. You were literally trying to outrun your genetics. Literally and figuratively both. And so I said, oh, God, I'm such an asshole. Of course. I need to be on meds.

And I, in fact, take a medicine very similar to what you're taking. Actually, I have to take two medicines. It actually will improve erectile function in men in their 40s and 50s. So don't worry about erectile dysfunction. If the medicine does not suit you, there are no long-term effects. But listen, you're after your blood pressure.

Hypertension, yeah. Which is a miscommunication between the right part, right atrium, and the kidney. And yes, weight excess and all that stuff does contribute, but while you're losing the weight element, you've got to be on something. Because all the time you're sitting there, it'll take you a year to lose the weight. In the meantime, your blood vessels are being damaged by that high blood pressure. Why put yourself through that? We have great medicines these days that have no real major side effect. And if you have

a side effect, try something different. How different is this than cholesterol? Very different. Actually, much more, you know, much more predictably serious. Much more serious? Predictably serious. Now, if we were talking about cholesterol, you might say, lose the weight, you know, get the diet, get the exercise, try to contain it that way. Yeah, I'd say if your, you know say if your LDL is 140 or something, and your HDL is 60, I'd say, eh, you got a year or two to figure this out. Let's give it some time.

But you have 140 over 90, that's doing damage today. Slow, slow, but it's really something that's gotta be dealt with while you're losing the weight. Ideally, because really it's a sheer force. Where your vessels branch, it's a sheer force where your vessels you know branch there's a sheer force of the excess pressure yeah. How do you tell someone's blood pressure? Just do their sphygmomanometer you read it. Yeah. It's a silent pill. I never get physicals. I should get a physical. Yeah you should.. Okay. You're right, Alvin. You're right. And I hid behind that for a while, too. But the data

is really clear. I still fudge. I actually started a second medicine because I was 140 over 80, 135 over 84 for a long time, going, eh, it's good enough. It's good. No, it's not. The actuarial tables are pretty clear on it. You want to get it 120 over 80 at least. Geez. I have no idea what I am. You're a bionic. You're fine. Good luck, Alvin.

Thanks a million. Take care. Thanks, Alvin. You all do. Work on it. Thank you. Take care. Yeah.

Well, I remember I got my cholesterol checked once and you said, just eat whatever you want. That's what you said. Was I trying to kill you? I'm not sure, but it was so low, you said eat whatever you want. And then whenever I get my blood pressure or whatever checked, it's always boring. I'll tell you what you've got to do. I don't know if you've done it or not. Yeah, you've got to do that. Yeah, you're right. And by the way, when you do that, they'll read your blood pressure. So there you go. And you'll probably have a little bit of a lot

of work just to get the blood pressure right. You'd have your PSA done. Yeah, you're right. Although people argue that. I don't have a doctor. Let me get you one. Yeah, I guess. You know, I don't have a doctor. I was thinking like you as my doctor, but I don't have a doctor. But the one I did get it I got a full physical when I you know like eight years ago or something for the man show or something I didn't sure you I don't know it's all this fucking bullshit yeah whenever you do a TV show they give it I forgot yeah you do do TV shows you get the crazy old lady doctor and you have to go fucking wait in her office and all

this is that the place everyone's pictures on the wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carl Malden on the wall. Right in the middle of Hollywood. Yeah, she thinks she's an A-lister still. I got the digit dropped on me when I did the one like just like turn 40 got it. Oh good. But it's funny because the guy went the guy said well here's that part you know we kind of got got to get through now saved it you know for the end and you know how this goes and I was like no I no I do not behind him squarely intact so it's weird to do the you know I know what he's trying to see it kind of soften that blow as much as he can of having another guy Drop a digit on you, but it's it's a little bit of an assumption to say you know how this goes

well first off a No, be oh, it's yeah. It's not yeah when I was in high school. I should get finger blasted all the time for my for my buddies Sure, I won't even sure a couple times But you know girls this week the episode they're having a conversation about butt plugs and they they around the table Well, all guys want this it's their g-spot and I'm thinking oh no Like five percent of guys are enthusiastic. The rest are not interested The fact that that's become now axiomatic that I found very disturbing.

I think it's, I do think it's one of those things. I think it's, I don't know. I think it's kind of a red state, blue state thing. Like, when you live, like, when you live where we live, you know, or New York. And you explain to them, like, you know, you see people in different parts of the country, you know, and you go like, oh, who do I listen to? I love Ben Foltz. And they go, who? And you go, oh, Ben Foltz, Ben Foltz five, and Ben, who? And you go, oh, Ben Foltz.

Ben Foltz five. And Ben Foltz, you know, I don't know who that is. And you're like, we don't even know who Ben Foltz is. Everyone knows who Ben Foltz is. Well, not if you live in Kentucky, you might not know who Ben Foltz is. So the Ben Dover, and let me fold a finger in your ass. Thank you.

You're here all night? Is one of those things where I think when you're in Manhattan, you think, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody, everyone's into this. Everyone's into this. Like, you know. But you hit the red states. I don't know so much. But the problem is it goes down as, well, you're just not cool if you're not into it, which is not true. It's just not into it. It's like, you're up, you're uptight. Yeah, right, which is not. Well, it's. The deal. For me, it's like this.

It's like when people say, hey, you wanna try monkey brains? And I go, no, I don't wanna try monkey brains. And they go, how do you know? And I go, I don't know. I just know, I don't wanna. Right. Yeah, but it's good a lot of guys dig it. There's a lot of Asian dudes are into it big time Not into it well, why don't you try it at least how do you know maybe you're movie?

Okay, what if I tried it and I was super into it. Yeah, don't we have a problem then? There's not a lot of monkeys. I didn't go the fucking rousin by monkey head so I don't know what you're trying to talk me into but you this is what you want, but no, I know I'm just I'm not into it. I can tell you I'm not into it and they go well You're missing out and I go I'm not because I don't know It's it's it's by the way. You've had the doctor now do the thing. Yeah, I didn't come more than once No, it's not. It's like there's a party going on on a different planet and someone is explaining to me that you're

missing out and I'm going I don't care, I don't know, I've never gone to this planet, I don't want to go there. Yeah, but you're missing out. That's number one. Number two, it's not like the sex, I've always said this, sex and the orgasm are something that doesn't need to be fixed. You know what I mean? Like let's just work big the small. Let's start with ethnic cleansing and then we'll work our way to my orgasm and it's gonna be a while yeah there's a lot of further down a list there's a lot of shit yeah well yeah what I'm saying is is there's a lot of stuff yeah just the containers that

soy sauce comes in when you buy sushi to take out that weird zip thing that never never undoes and bursts all over your shirt and everything. That's a bigger issue. Figure that out and when you're done with all that, then we can talk about my anus in your digit. That's the way I roll. All right, one more call. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, everybody, 50 and over, get your damn colonoscopies. Colon cancer kills people. There's no, nobody should get colon cancer today. It's completely preventable with colonoscopy, so please get them. All right.

Wes, hooking up. Oh, Wes from Kentucky. Talk to him. There you go. Wes? Hey. What's going on? Hey.

What's up? Hey, what's going on, guys? Nothing. How are you doing? I'm doing pretty good, man. I am from Kentucky, Kentucky and I have heard of been pulled. He's actually one of my favorite artists. Yeah, she lives in Nashville I think I'm pretty sure yeah, he does live in Nashville. Hey, it's a dude. Hey, yes Yeah, my son met with him Douglas met with his nice guy. Listen, I You're shitting all over my point. You're from Kentucky. You're a huge Ben Folt. You're wildly influenced by Ben Folt All right I would you know and he was, he was on like the TV show,

The Voice or the whatever. I don't know. What America's Got Talent or whatever it is, are fine. All right. Bad example. But you know what I'm saying. There's certain things you think people know. Look, I had a girlfriend once from Minnesota. You know what she said to me? She said this ride aid over here in Studio City doesn't have any utter bomb. I Said what I said, what's utter bomb said we mean what's utter bomb? I said, I don't know what utter bomb is she said everyone knows what utter bomb is I said not in California. They don't know what utter bomb is so it's a fucking salve you put on the utter of a cow.

The teat. The teat. And I said, I said, well, no one knows that. She said, well, bullshit, everyone knows what utter bomb is. I said, no, they don't. She said, we asked 10 people, we had to,

cause she was like, you're a fool. You don't know what utter bomb is and no one know what she was talking about. Point is this, she's from a place where they used it quite extensively, evidently. I'm from a place. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. All right. Wes Utterbomb? I had never heard of it until the very moment. Right. But if you go find someone in Kentucky who doesn't know Ben Folds, he will then know Utterbomb. Yeah, yeah,

you're probably right. Only I have the range to now know Utterbomb and Ben Folds. Thank you. Hooking up with a 25 year old girl. You're 25, right? Yeah. Correct. I bet. Yeah, all right, so we've been, yes, dating for a couple months now and it's one of those situations like whenever we're with each other, everything's fine, her mind's at ease I guess and she's just enjoying the moment and then things happen and towards the end of the night she just gets this uneasy, like I want to go slow, I feel like I'm giving you too much type thing and she pulls back and then we just keep going through the same cycle.

Pull back from sex you're talking about, or pull back from feeling close? What are you talking about? From feeling close. I think it's more that. So you guys are having sex? We are not having sex. OK, so maybe that's the part, the feeling close.

I'm holding back because I want to push her away. So I'm trying to let her dictate things, because I feel like that's what she wants. 25-year-old dating for two months, sort of being squirrely is kind of squirrely. No sex? What, what, what have you done? I have a sneaking suspicion that she's a virgin. At 25, wow.

Do you want to deal with that? Or rape repeatedly by convicts. I mean, one or the other. Right, right. One or the other. right. Wait a minute. Hold on. He's 25. He's into Ben Folds.

What would Ben Folds do in this situation? I don't think he'd fucking not talk about the subject. He's 25, you're dating for two months. He's obviously a progressive guy. Like I said, he's in Ben Folds. He doesn't know what other bomb is.

But what is he, are they dating? I'd love to talk to her. Because I'd love to say to her, I bet if we spoke to her and went, Wes, who is he? Oh, he's real sweet. Is he your boyfriend? Oh no. No, he's a nice guy. So that's one category.

He's a sort of friend category and she's keeping it there. Let me put it to you this way. I say it every show and I'll say it again. When people want something like, hey, I'm attracted to you and I'm free and single. It's clear. It's clear. Well, there's no beating around the bush. Look, well, she's focusing on her career right now or academics come first. She doesn't have time for dating.

Oh, she'd have time for dating for certain guys. For certain guys. We all know what we have time for and what we don't have time for. So you can talk about she's just getting over a relationship. By the way, I never understood that one. Twice is excited about the fresh pussy. Twice. You know what I mean? Like I've never been like, sorry Victoria's secret model. I need a, I'm just getting over something. I gotta, I gotta breathe for a while in here. You know, I gotta take a a couple years off of just solemn masturbating and crying into a mirror.

No, sorry. Sorry, swimsuit model from SI edition. Sorry, whoever, hot cocktail waitress. We can't hook up. I have a heavy heart. No, I have a heavy sack and I want to get together. So this thing, male or female, like I'm not ready to love again, oh, George Clooney pulled up on his hog, you'd jump right on the fucking back of that thing and be more

than ready to love again. So it's about the person, not about the time. Well, it's either there's something really wrong with this young lady, I mean something very squirrely, or he shan't that into him. Wes? Isn't that the two categories? If I asked her right now, if I said, Becky, what is Wes to you? What is your relationship with Wes? What would she say?

Well, I mean, I Wes? What would she say? Well, I mean, I feel like she would probably say we're we were dating. I know that's for sure. She wouldn't call me her boyfriend. You're right with that. Is her name Becky? In fact, her name is not Becky. It's Rebecca. You're way off. She's actually Hispanic. If that adds another twist. I don't know. She's actually Hispanic, if that adds another twist. Uh huh! Really? I don't know.

He's doing the Kentucky math, like where would I find another Hispanic girl? Come out to LA, we're lousy with them. Alright, here's the thing. She's not that serious about you. And I don't know why that is. You could be a placeholder, she could be dating other guys, whatever it is, the feeling is not mutual. For some reason. Right.

Either she's unable to be in relationships because something horrible happened to her, or she's not in the way you are. And so what you need to do is you need to say, look, here's what I would like out of this relationship. Yeah, you gotta declare yourself. And then be willing to go, if that's not cool with you, then I'll be ready to move on. I've done this in many relationships.

Well, now there's- Here's what I do. Think about this. It's the ultimate negotiation, right? It's every relationship, the business relationship or romantic relationship. It's like, you gotta be willing to cut bait, or people will continue to swirl about.

There's nothing wrong, and I've done it myself, where you just go, look, I don't date other people when I'm in a relationship. If you'd like to date other people, you can date other people, but one of them won't be me because that's not, that's just my personal thing. It's like saying in my religion we don't eat pork or something. It's like not, let's not sit around and argue over bacon. This is what I do. Or here's what I don't do. And it doesn't mean you have to do it, it just means this is what I do and you'll do it without me. People are afraid to declare themselves because they kind of intuit the outcome. They always know what the answer is.

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