The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Up Colonoscope (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics)

Episode Date: August 19, 2023

Adam and Drew open the show talking about Drew's impending colonoscopy which of course quickly leads to Ray giving himself enemas at any and all public pools. The guys turn to the phones and speak to ...some callers on the topics including an impending colonoscopy, a caller suffering from a boil condition who is being advised to get off her mediation, a caller with pain the day after sex and more. And finally, Adam unloads some frustration on experts who ignore anecdotal evidence and people’s relationship with the truth.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics. First up for today is episode 481, released December 19th, 2016, titled Inside My Grandfather's Den. Adam and Drew open the show talking about Drew's colonoscopy, which leads quickly into stories of Ray giving himself enemas and ends up in the den of Adam's grandfather. What's going on, Drewski? I don't know what's going on. I mentioned last week I was going to have a colonoscopy, remember?
Starting point is 00:00:36 Mm-hmm. And, well, now it's coming. Now the time has come. It will be soon. And I'm going to talk to you about it later in the week. But you saw that big jug I had to haul around? It looks like over a gallon. I think it's four liters.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Is that going to be right? Four liters is a little over a gallon. But it could be even five liters. It looked like more than a gallon, whatever you had there. I think there's like 3.8 in a gallon or something, Gary will tell me. Here's the reason that it's valuable information for you. It's like, hey, man. Four liters is a little over a gallon, but not much.
Starting point is 00:01:12 That looked like even more. We checked. It's four liters. Maybe it's. Do you have sludge in there, man? Do you have sludge? This is literally. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:01:20 In your bowels. In your colon. When you get prepped for colonoscopy, it's literally like turning a gigantic hose on in your mouth. It just comes out the other end, like water, just poof. I've seen not – my buddy Ray, I didn't see him prepped for a colonoscopy, but I have examined when we were at the Mulholland Club. Oh, yeah. Well, that's going – that goes the other way.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Well, now hold on. Yeah, yeah. The first salvo you wanted to stay out of the way of. You said there was some peanut, you know, some material. There were material in the first couple of enemas, but the third or fourth one, I mean, if you were, I wouldn't say you would drink it, but I would say if you were walking from the beach and you had all that sand up on your toes and you were going to get in your car and they didn't have that little mini shower thing to shower off,
Starting point is 00:02:12 you'd be all right with Ray hitting you. Just about the third time he shot water out of his ass. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He used to do it on your head, though, as I recall. Well, Ray would do it on people's heads. Because that's the heads where it sort of... it was an e-ground jacuzzi yeah and it was their fault for sitting in the jacuzzi while ray said i got to get out and take a leak they should have known that they were going to get enemite on please explain this so ray uh i mean in detail all. I'm telling you guys this.
Starting point is 00:02:48 And, you know, look, if you want to try it out, you can try it out. I'm telling you that the way jacuzzis are designed, if you're a man, about six foot, six foot two, and you would like to sit sort of astronaut style on the launch pad, not just sit on the bench. Use your microphone now, Drew. With your feet up on the curb, on the side of the pool. You want to kick it so your calves are up on the coping there, up on top, and you want to lower your butt down onto the jet. You will fill up immediately. Immediately.
Starting point is 00:03:22 And when you do fill up, you will then feel like that feeling of having horrific diarrhea and like i'm going to explode and then you know when you hit the toilet it's a rush yeah yeah you you sound like you've filled up before i never really realized that you've well listen from the well hold on a second do we blame the polish resistance for fighting against the nazis true do we blame them for picking up arms against the nazis you're right you're right they had to they had to get along to get along survive it's wartime you have to protect yourself you know what i'm saying and i'm sure some of those guys did some things they weren't too proud of. Yes? Yes. But the Geneva Convention, be damned, we got Nazis trying to bake Jews over here, and we got to do what we got to do. Okay, I got it.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Understood? Check. I did what I had to do. I understand. I'm not proud of it, but I did what I had to do. Did your, like I said, you had to get along to get along. You had to make it seem that Ray met no resistance, no formal resistance anyway. Did he have you executing prisoners?
Starting point is 00:04:36 No, but I can tell you that... No? What did you do with said... He had to fight back against the Nazis, which was Ray. Oh, so you went after him... You had to fight back against the Nazis, which was Ray. Oh, so you went after him. You had to do it. So once loaded, once you had the weapons, turned him on the gun. It's like all those Jean-Claude Van Damme movies where he hands the secretary the 9mm.
Starting point is 00:04:55 You're like, I don't even like guns. Well, you better learn quick because these guys are coming down the hall. You know what I mean? You better pop a cap in somebody's ass. But the guy who handed you the guns, the guy you turned on. Well, I had to protect myself. I understand. And the citizens.
Starting point is 00:05:10 And the defenseless. The villagers. Women in the jacuzzi. By the way, like, if you're just reading a book on etiquette by Eloise, you know what I mean? Or Heloise. And it's like, and someone's sitting there and going, oh, my God, we went out on a date. He texted the whole time. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:05:34 Well, we went out on a date and we went Dutch when the bill came. And then the other chick chimes in and goes, well, let me tell you about a date I went on once. He opened his door and got in, but he didn't even open my door. And when he picked me up, he honked the horn. There'd have to be the one chick who's Ray Ennema on her head who's like, excuse me, I don't want to be a one-upper. And by the way, it's not that you guys haven't experienced a certain degree of pain and humiliation. Chivalry is not there. I didn't either.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I'm all on club. Has anyone had their head enemaed on while essentially on a date in a jacuzzi? Anybody? Enemaed off? Okay. Tammy, we heard you. He said you couldn't order the surf and turf, that it would either be lobster or steak. But again, that's more of a monetary thing.
Starting point is 00:06:26 This is actually being, I was animat on my head. Is anybody, anybody else? All right. Somebody called you heavy set, but not fat, just heavy, described you as heavy set. And to be fair, you overheard the conversation. You didn't say it to your face. I get that. What do we got over there, Joe?
Starting point is 00:06:46 Excuse me. He ate all the dinner rolls He didn't say it to your face. I get that. What do we got over there, Joe? Excuse me. He ate all the dinner rolls and didn't leave you? Oh, he only ate the sourdough ones. He didn't stand up when she came to the table. But you do like the sourdough rolls, and he ate three of them, and the other ones were just multigrain. Okay. Yeah, that's bad. My head was enemaed on.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Okay. So I don't know. Where's that fit? Is that fit between eating all the sourdough rolls and not pulling the chair out? Where are we on that? Which chapter in Hell of a Waze? Oh, yeah. He did it to a girl.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Well, not one, it sounds like. By the way, how would the lawsuits look about now? Oh, my God. I'm surprised it's not a retrospective. This is like a Trump, if we'd only video or something, this would be like the famous Billy Bush tape. It would come back. I think it's so fantastical that nobody would even know what you were talking about. It already, yes.
Starting point is 00:07:41 You'd have to explain it. No one would know what it was, right? Yes. But, Drew, as a guy who's now... There were multiple curls he would shit on. Please. It was an enema. They were already in the jacuzzi as it was.
Starting point is 00:07:58 It was more recycled jacuzzi water. But there was more than one. Why did they run screaming to the height of i'll tell you i'll tell you the scariest part the scariest part is when folks worked out the fact that you could fill up other folks well you you were one of the you were one of the uh deviates i couldn't devote i couldn't do much more than a jacuzzi when ray figured out that a common garden hose Now we're on to the next level. A hose bib in front of everyone's house and every apartment in the San Fernando Valley would work
Starting point is 00:08:30 every bit as good as a jacuzzi did. And then the fact that he could fill himself up and come walking into the house or apartment sort of casually sitting on this time bomb literally like could control it?
Starting point is 00:08:45 Kind of. To be fair, it's tough. That's a smooth... It's not into your direct volitional power necessarily. He let one fly in my grandparents' house in my grandfather's den. He enema'd in my grandparents' inside of their house. Now, to be fair, it didn't just sort of drain out.
Starting point is 00:09:10 No? He could sandblast the floor if he needed to. I've tried to explain to people a million times. And I guess you've seen it when you have these horrible artists or something try to do their enema and stuff like that. Yeah, people forget. But the power. I mean, Drew. They have these horrible artists or something try to do. They're like NMR and stuff like that. People forget. But the power. I mean, Drew.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I think Farrah Fawcett did that, if I remember. Didn't she? I don't know. Is it weird like that? You've been. Oh, Drew. You've been taking this fluid for how long now? Where are we at?
Starting point is 00:09:38 The stuff for the prep? I haven't started yet. Oh, but you brought. I brought it. Yeah. When you started? Truth be known, yeah. When you start it? Truth be known, two hours. When the time... Hour and a half.
Starting point is 00:09:49 And eventually, toward the end, when you sit down on that toilet, it'll come out with propulsion, right? Oh, yeah. It's like turning a hose on. It's volume. It's like, you know, they have those... But to be fair, I'm using gravity. It's coming with force down. When you push, you know you see every once in a while on TMZ,
Starting point is 00:10:10 it's like Justin Bieber's got his Skyrocket Lake Gravity boots on where they hook the hose up and they hook it up to the jet ski and the guy's hovering eight feet above the water. Inspired by Ray. Inspired by Ray. I get it. Oh, yeah. Rooster tail.
Starting point is 00:10:25 20 feet. I get it. Oh, yeah. Rooster tail. 20 feet. Easy. Easy. In your dad's den. No, my grandfather. My dad would not possess a den. But at the attic or your loft where you were. Yeah, but no, my grandfather's den.
Starting point is 00:10:39 You had a big time up there? No, we'd moved out of the house by then. But I think my grandparents were out of town, and I was laying on the floor trying to watch TV, and Ray came in from the backyard. Oh, yeah. So whenever he came upon somebody that was sort of below knee level, he felt the urge to take action. Like a uniform, like the Nazis see in the... It didn't take much.
Starting point is 00:11:04 The resistance. Especially during the summer months, because you just go to the Nazis see in the... It didn't take much. The resistance. Especially during the summer months, because you just go to the back, get the hose, fill up quickly, and then just walk back into the house. And once you gain control over your systems... We call that mastery. Yeah. Once they've mastered it. Well, you could walk around for 10, 20 minutes with that, but when it was time to go it was time you know and up next we have episode 868 released july 11th 2018 titled no reality conversations anywhere
Starting point is 00:11:42 about anything dr drew laments the state of the world and the seeming inability of anyone to get a meaningful conversation going about potential solutions to society's problems. Well, I was just thinking about all the stuff that upsets me these days. And I'm getting into sort of a place of being nonplussed, like I don't know what to do anymore. Everybody's living in some sort of world that is not real. Yesterday we were talking about the homeless, and that bothered me.
Starting point is 00:12:15 That was on my mind. And I was like, yeah, we can't get anybody to have a conversation about reality. No reality conversations anywhere about anything. And it's deeply concerning. I don't know if I brought this up, reality. No reality conversations anywhere about anything. This is why... I don't know if I brought this up, but you've got to get into the mechanical world. Have I brought this up? I talked about spring rates and offsets
Starting point is 00:12:34 and rims and wheels and stuff like that. I ain't into it. But here's the thing about that world. Drew and Porcelain Punisher and Gary Fultard. Sorry, but Fultard's gone, so you've got to kind of slide in and fill the void. I'll find another guy named Gary who's less competent than you.
Starting point is 00:13:02 It's going to take a while, but we'll find him and then you'll reclaim your rightful throne to Gary Haftar. Now. How about that? How about that? We're working on it. Here's my point. We live in a world where people say things that are insane
Starting point is 00:13:19 sort of frequently and then everyone else kind of runs with it and then that's kind of where we are. And I think that bothers the people who are wired like we are. Well, I'm a scientist, and so my whole job is to sort of drill in and figure out what's really going on. Right. And to live in a world where none of that matters.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Well, it's hard enough just living with a woman, because that's sort of a full-time version of like some bizarre, twisted version of reality coming at you all the time. But you get it. You learn to live with it. But when it's coming from news anchors, that's kind of a different story, right? It's sort of – yeah, it's distressing. It's disturbing. And I don't see any real conversations anywhere about anything.
Starting point is 00:14:06 And I can't read the papers anymore because at least if I disagreed with something in the paper, I still could get something out of the article. I could still derive some information and some logic and some points of view and expand my brain. I'm interested in changing my mind, not reverberating in place. Thank you, Hero. No, no. The heroes just go, how dare you? They express outrage. Who has the most outrage?
Starting point is 00:14:32 That's the heroes. It's at the point. See, I'm at the point, and the problem is this. The problem is I had to yell. I was yelling at Gina Grad the other week because she was literally explaining that there are pedophiles running loose in the cages where keeping the kids. And I was like, don't say that. Stop saying that. You don't know that.
Starting point is 00:14:56 That's not why I heard it. You know, it was on the news. Like it wasn't on the news. I mean, of course it was on the news. It was Rachel Maddow told you that they'd brought in pedophiles from the brought them in from Devil's Island. Not pedophile, not pedophile pedophiles from Devil's Island. They're dropping them in. You know, they're greasing them up and dropping them in. And you know what I said?
Starting point is 00:15:23 And I stop me wrong. But I said, look, I had to deal with this during Katrina and what was going on in the Superdome. There's marauding hordes of crips and bloods, and they were raping kids on the 50-yard lines, and they were killing people execution style in the locker room, and people were being raped and murdered
Starting point is 00:15:40 every day, and nobody was helping them, and no one was doing a thing. You know, Bush was golfing while these guys were being raped on the field and the carnage that was going on in there and turned out not to be true. Yeah. And those were news reports that were coming out. Now, I don't know how it becomes news because how does something that's not going on become news?
Starting point is 00:16:02 Ryan Holiday wrote a book called Trust Me, I'm Lying about that process. I went and looked it up. So I said, don't start talking about pedophiles running around in the cages with the kids from Honduras. What happens is somebody tweets it, gets reported on Jezebel. Jezebel gets a report mentioned in New York Times. Now New York Times reports on CNN. Right. That's how it works.
Starting point is 00:16:24 I said, be quiet. And, like, I'm trying not to be rude to you, but shut up. I don't want to further propagate this. This didn't happen. It's not happening. It's not that there's such – there is such a thing as pedophiles. Yeah. Saying they're not being let loose in the cages.
Starting point is 00:16:41 No. And, by the way, how would it work just mechanically? Are there little rooms and changing stations? I've seen the pictures. It looks like a fenced-off Walmart with a bunch of people sleeping on air mattresses. How does the pedophile make his rounds
Starting point is 00:16:57 with all the guards and guys with zip ties and key slash codes and badges and all that? What did she say? No, they never... It's always, it was reported. It was reported. I went back and looked up a story out of Seattle, out of Seattle whatever times, some years ago after Katrina. And there was like a Dr. Corner that was going over to the Superdome
Starting point is 00:17:24 some days after the carnage had been reported. And he said, we need, you know, refrigerated semi trucks because we got to pick up bodies. I mean, I mean, who knows? Hundreds of bodies. You know, we get a 18 wheelers refrigerated. Yeah. A convoy.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Yeah. Oh, we got us a convoy yeah ready for that he said he he pulled in and there were six bodies on ice at some point in the at the superdome and uh he said uh where are the bodies and he said this is it and he said what happened with these six and they said uh four of them died of natural causes like i guess if you took a whole bunch of poor old people and you put them in one place or x amount hold on x amount drew did a beat-off thing that's what i saw oh is that a syringe thing yes Yes. You're going to have to work on your pantomime. Marcel, Marcel, what? That's what I say.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I got the numbers, Gary. Four died. Now, if you took old people, a bunch of old destitute people. But the reason I said natural causes for the coroner includes drug overdoses, just so you know. Sorry. Four die. Please let me finish. Please, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Please. Four died of natural causes. One committed suicide by jumping off of something. And one OD'd. That's what they said. So those would account for the six dead bodies. that were dismembering kids on the 50-yard line. Well, they didn't find any of those bodies. But yet it was dutifully reported by the news of the carnage that was going on in there. So it's been a while. And all I'm saying is when the reports come in. But that was the beginning of fake news. Now it's a constant diet of fake news.
Starting point is 00:19:21 I get it. But let me explain why all you people need to make a move into the mechanical world. Now, the reason you guys got to move into the mechanical world is I was having a discussion with a builder or some house I'm trying to build, and he said, you want this open corner on your first floor and this glass and track, whatever. It's expensive. You want to put a post in the corner. It'll be a lot cheaper because otherwise you're having to engineer it to kind of leave her out and hold up the second floor, blah, blah, blah. I don't get to go to him.
Starting point is 00:19:58 That's your opinion, dude. My opinion is it'd be cheaper if you put the post in. No, no. There's one argument. There's one consensus. and that's it. Put the post in or you don't put the post in. I know what you mean. It's a much harder reality.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Nobody gets to weigh in with all their stupid opinions. How many years have you on my behalf gone, why don't you people argue with the carpenter when they come in to tell you how to swing a door or the plumber when they tell you what you need on the u-joint. Because you don't know how to do it. But they argue with me all day, every day. I know. That's the insane part. And there is no – it's a more satisfying world because what you do is you talk to somebody and the guy is a race car driver,
Starting point is 00:20:45 and he says, as you get further into the race, you got to dial in a little more, stiffen up that sway bar in the rear, and you go, why? And he goes, because you're burning more fuel and all the weight's in the back, and the car's a lot lighter after, and you go, oh, okay. You don't go, hey, dude, I know what I know,
Starting point is 00:21:03 because this is the way I feel. Unfortunately, when you talk about biology, you know, I'd be nice if people did that. But I'm telling you, it makes for a happier life if you endeavor to get involved with some of those things because you have much less of those kind of stupid arguments because there just is. You can calc it out. We'll be right back with more of the Adam and Dr. Drew show classics. Last up for today, we have episode 1209, released December 18th, 2019, titled Experts. Adam unloads his frustration on experts who ignore anecdotal evidence and how it relates to people's relationship with the truth
Starting point is 00:21:45 before they take a call on the transmission of STDs via digits. I've been very much thinking about people's relationship with the truth. Very, very much. Okay, I'm ready. very, very much. Okay, I'm ready. And as you've heard me say, like kind of surprised by adults and their relationship with the truth.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Ooh, I have a hierarchy. Well, this is sort of Scott Adams-y material, right? You're getting into here? I don't, I know Scott, but I don't know all of Scott's work, but maybe. Okay. I realize that people are pretty fast and loose with the truth, not lying in a traditional way, but they just sort of say stuff that – it's usually ways to cover themselves or get out of stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:43 It seems like that's the world we're in. It's the world we're in. Yeah. And also I realized it's a, it's a, it's a two way street because I don't lie. And so I was having these conversations. I had a drainage issue.
Starting point is 00:22:59 I had to fix some stuff and do some stuff and whatever. And I, and I find myself sitting with the, standing with the 62 year old neighbor dork behind me and then the real estate chick. And I'm saying, yeah, yeah, here's what works. When it rains hard, you take the grill and you pull it three, four inches off. Last time it rained, we just pulled it off. The water cured the problem immediately.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Is your new house? No, old house and then they go uh yeah well i'm not so sure that'll work and then i go yeah well i stood here in a rainstorm with water up to my knees and then i pulled the grill off and then it just drained me it just solved the problem immediately well my my guy doesn't think it's going to work. And I go, right. Except for I did this thing and it worked perfectly, perfectly. Well, we still want to do what my guy wants to do. And then I go, okay. Okay. Adult who I'm telling you this worked. I don't know if you think I'm lying or insane. By the way, what do you think I am?
Starting point is 00:24:08 Some homeless guy stumbled onto the driveway. I thought, hold my sandwich. So then I execute what the engineer wanted me to do. And then I go in to the city and I get tagged by the city. Like, oh, what are you doing with our drain? It's like, well, you wouldn't fix it. I got an engineer. I fixed it out of my pocket.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Here's the plan that the engineer showed. Yeah, our guy saw it. Our engineer guy saw it. He doesn't think it's going to work. I go, it's going to work. This guy's a drainage expert and it did work and I did it. Well, our guy doesn't think it's going to work. I was there when we pulled the grate off, and it worked like a charm.
Starting point is 00:24:52 This is that plus some. So it's going to work. Our guy doesn't think it's going to. Okay, okay. I don't know what you're saying to me. Are you calling me a liar? I told you what I did five times. By the way, your guy, well, last time it rained, it fucking worked perfectly.
Starting point is 00:25:13 So who is your guy and what the fuck does he know about drainage? And then I get the fucking call. So then I go to the realtor and I'm like, okay, the city said they would watch it and monitor it and see how it went the next time it rained. So good news. Then I get like an email the day before it's going to do it. It's like, hey, the new homeowner wants to jack out what you guys did. I said, the city would let us, it's just going to watch and see how it works. Can you just, you want to jack out what's going to work in the city? But here's the part I'm most interested in. Matt was with me this fucking saga.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Hey, city guy, who's an expert, who doesn't think it's going to work. I drove past there when it was fucking teeming the other day and it worked perfectly. So tell me more about your job and what you do. And by the way, city expert drainage guy, next time you weigh in, what shall I be? All ears? Hey, expert guy who doesn't think it's going to work except for fucking works perfectly. Should we be listening to you, expert? Are you lying, expert? What is your form of expertise?
Starting point is 00:26:24 What is your fucking discipline because this thing you just said wasn't going to work works magnificently so it's a good thing we didn't listen to you expert right hey bitch who wanted to put a helmet on my son because his sunglasses weren't gonna sit right expert it's a good thing we didn't listen to your ass. It's a good thing we didn't listen to your fucking ass, isn't it? Expert. And it's a good thing we didn't jack out this thing that drains perfectly. Expert.
Starting point is 00:26:54 You know what's getting me? For the city. Expert. When you look in a mirror, do you see an expert in drainage looking back at you? And how could you have been so far off? As an expert. You're an expert, remember? I have an interest as an expert you're an expert remember i haven't you're an expert but you didn't think it was going to work but i told you it would work but our guy
Starting point is 00:27:10 doesn't think it's going to work does he not think it's going to work is the person behind the counter just talking who's the expert and jesus christ we live in a time when when expertise is losing it's oh this guy's a drainage expert but listen listen, we've gotten so subspecialized in our expertise that we have no general knowledge. So we have no judgment anymore. I don't even know if they have an expert. I just think that maybe the guy behind the camera is going, our guy doesn't like it. His guy's a fucking hat rack with an old sweater on it that sits in a fucking cubicle. Like, is there an expert there?
Starting point is 00:27:45 And by the way, the guy who is an expert who drew up the plan was a drainage expert. So how is it? How difficult? How nuanced is this drainage thing? How much difference? How much difference of opinion is there amongst the drainage expert? Is the hole lower than the other thing? Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:01 We're all experts then. Because there's a hole and it's lower than the other part now we're drainage experts everyone's a fucking drainage expert these are all 50 something or all the adults i by the way when i'm explaining to them that it works it works i've done it it works i've done it it works why don't does it work why don't they let me just do it? What I realize is everyone lies. And so when I'm explaining that I've been there, I've done it, I've seen it, it works. And they're not listening. I think they essentially think I'm doing what they're doing all the time.
Starting point is 00:28:39 They think I'm doing what their fucking expert is doing, which is lying or the guy behind the counter is lying about the expert. He's sitting there. Or you're as incompetent as their experts. Maybe they've learned how incompetent experts are. Our guy doesn't think it's going to work. By the way, did you even have that? That was a conversation you had with your guy. And there's no way it couldn't work.
Starting point is 00:28:58 We just pulled the fucking grid off, put a dam in the back. Like it all just worked. It worked perfectly. It used to be a fucking lake, and now it's just a trickle of water during the hardest storms. They never learn, because you never go back in and yell at them. I know. Please, people.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Please go find something to be good at and leave me the fuck alone. God, it's so... It is nauseating what adults have turned out to be. Nauseating. There's not a human being in this mix that's under the age of 50, and they are not. Some of them are colossal pussy-whipped assholes, and the other are just fucking wrong, and the other is like, I am an expert.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Jesus fucking Christ. It's so weird and disappointing. All right. Let's talk to Josh from Bakersfield. Josh, 40, Bakersfield. Hey, how's it going? What's going on? I had a quick question about an STD.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And is it possible to get it just from fingering somebody if they have the STD? God bless you for being 40 and still finger blasting. I felt like that went out with the Stutz Bearcat and the raccoon coat and the 22 Skidoos. I mean, that's, but God bless you. Basically, it just came down to she kind of only wanted to do that. And then when I asked about trying again, like a couple days later, she's like, well, I can't go any farther because I have herpes. Oh, so you're wondering can you get it on your finger from this experience? Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Unlikely. There is something called herpetic Whitlow, which is interestingly on the finger typically. But it's very painful, and you would have gotten it within a couple of weeks, and it's unlikely. I wear those little rubber galoshes you put over your finger that you use to turn pages, like when you have to work in a law office, you know what I mean? We use it on the working finger? Finger blasts. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Mm-hmm. I don't wear masks. Those are a little ribbed for her pleasure. Yeah, ribbed for her pleasure. There it is. Yeah. What are they called? It's like a thimble costco has them finger pads finger pads yellow and uh we can get a dozen of them right rubber thimblette thimblette all right what are those and that's
Starting point is 00:31:18 that's what 298 yeah the best three bucks you ever spent in your life. You know why? Because you can't buy peace of mind. Mm. There we go. Is there any other kind of testing I can do, or is that just basically it? Josh, relax. My goodness. It's fine. Did she have an active outbreak?
Starting point is 00:31:34 Is she worried that she passed? No. She just doesn't want the necessary. You could have sex with her if she's on Zovrax and you use a condom. You could choose to do that. There's some risk when you do it, but very limited. Mm-hmm. Okay? Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:49 How old is she? She's like in the ninth grade or what? 35. 35. God bless you. Combined age of 75 and still finger blasting. Well, she didn't want to go further.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I don't care if it's on a technicality. There's a lot of where I just go, hey, here's what happened, and here's how it's going to work, and here's what needs to be done. And people go, I disagree. Like, super dumb people, super fucking dumb people going, our guy doesn't think it's going to – your guy's a fucking idiot, and so are you. Why aren't you listening to me? What is this thing, Drew? I doesn't think it's good. Your guy's a fucking idiot and so are you. Why aren't you listening to me?
Starting point is 00:32:25 What is this thing, Drew? I don't like it. You get to a station in life, people ought to fucking listen to you at a certain point. Yes, they should. Do you know how much fucking building experience I have? Do you remember how I used to complain about people would argue with me and you would...
Starting point is 00:32:41 Yes, drives me nuts. Drives me nuts. It's not progress. We've empowered everyone. Everyone's at the self-esteem movement. That's all for this week. Thanks for listening to
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