THE ADAM BUXTON PODCAST - EP.233 - MARINA HYDE

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

DESCRIPTIONAdam waffles with British journalist Marina HydePlus, more uplifting movie picks from friends of the podcast.Conversation recorded face-to-face in London on 9th April, 2024CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGEThanks to Séamus Murphy-Mitchell for production support and conversation editing Podcast illustration by Helen GreenRELATED LINKS'HOW COLUMNIST MARINA HYDE BECAME BRITAIN'S CHRONICLER-IN-CHIEF'- 2022 (VOGUE)UPLIFTING MOVIESADAM'S PICKSCRIP CAMP (TRAILER) Directed by Nicole Newnham and Jim LeBrecht - 2020 (YOUTUBE)MIDNIGHT RUN (TRAILER) Directed by Martin Brest - 1988 (YOUTUBE)BENGA AND RAVI ADELEKAN'S PICKSTRANSFORMERS (FULL MOVIE) Directed by Nelson Shin - 1986 (YOUTUBE)TROLLS WORLD TOUR (TRAILER) Directed by Walt Dohrn - 2020 (YOUTUBE)INSIDE OUT 2 (TRAILER) Directed by Kelsey Mann - 2024 (YOUTUBE)RAVI'S STORYLIANNA LA HAVAS' PICKSSISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT (TRAILER) Directed by Bill Duke - 1993 (YOUTUBE)RICHARD DAWSON'STHE INTERN (TRAILER) Directed by Nancy Meyers - 2015 (YOUTUBE)GOOD MORNING (TRAILER) Directed by Yasujirô Ozu - 1959 (YOUTUBE)BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB (TRAILER) Directed by Wim Wenders - 1999 (YOUTUBE)HAPPY GILMORE (TRAILER) Directed by Dennis Dugan - 1996 (YOUTUBE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hey, how are you doing, Podcats? This is Adam Buxton here, taking a walk with my best dog friend, Rosie. How are you doing, Rosie? Cold? Well, yes, it is cold. Two degrees Celsius, as I speak, but the sun's out, the sky is blue, the light is very clear and beautiful. I'm glad that Rosie's come along. I don't know if she's that excited to be here. I think being curled up by the fire in the office of my wife was probably a bit nicer. But we'll get back there soon, don't worry Rose. We've got to get out and get some exercise though.

Lunch on some of that delicious vitamin D. How are you doing, podcats? I hope things are not too bad for you wherever you are. I'm doing all right. Trying not to get too stressed on the Christmas ramp. You know how it is. Trying not to get too stressed on the Christmas ramp. You know how it is. Still working on my book. Not quite finished. But all in all, can't complain. So let me tell you a bit about podcast number 233. This one features a rambling conversation with English journalist and screenwriter Marina Hyde. She's been a columnist at the Guardian newspaper since the year 2000, and she still produces three articles each week for the paper's comment section, where she writes about current affairs, celebrities, and sports. Her sports writing

has earned her numerous prestigious awards, including the Sports Journalist of the Year award at the British Sports Journalism Awards in 2020. She was the first woman ever to win in that category. Her first book, Celebrity, How Entertainers Took Over the World and Why We Need an Exit Strategy, was published in 2009. And in 2022, a compilation of Marina's best Guardian columns was published under the title What Just Happened. Wow, look at this, some big ice chunks here.

Ooh, glassy. Whoa, nice ice foley. In 2023, Marina and media behemoth Richard Osman started hosting The Rest is Entertainment, another podcast from Gary Lineker's company Goalhanger that has, in recent years, cornered the market for enjoyably informed waffle with other The Rest Is podcasts, including The Rest Is Politics and The Rest Is History, of course. franchise. You can see it on now and Sky TV I think and it follows the crew of an unloved franchise movie fighting for their place in a savage and unruly cinematic universe. Haven't seen it yet looking forward to checking it out. My conversation with Marina was recorded face to face in London back in early April of this year 2024 and we talked about the state of modern

TV and movies we talked about why multiple versions of the same stories keep getting told when I saw Marina I had just watched Scoop on Netflix billed as an insider account of how the women of Newsnight secured Prince Andrew's infamous 2019 interview about his friendship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and Scoop focused on the personalities of Newsnight guest producer Sam McAllister, played by Billy Piper, and presenter Emily Maitlis, played by Gillian Anderson, who of course played Mrs Thatcher in The Crown, very effectively a couple of years back.

A few months ago, as I speak, in September, another dramatization of the Prince Andrew interview story came out on Amazon Prime this time. That one was called A Very Royal Scandal. And that one was more from the point of view of Emily Maitlis, that time played by Ruth Wilson. Here's Ruth Wilson's Emily Maitlis, that time played by Ruth Wilson. Here's Ruth Wilson's Emily Maitlis. Your Royal Highness, we've come to Buckingham Palace in highly unusual circumstances. That's Ruth Wilson. She really throws herself into it. Quite accurate though, I thought. Here is the Maitlis of Gillian Anderson. Your Royal Highness, we've come to Buckingham Palace

in highly unusual circumstances. Maybe a bit more drama there from Gillian. Anyway, I didn't only talk to Marina about Emily Make List dramas. Marina also told me why having children turned out to be good for her career, how much of an alpha Richard Osman really is, and why I need to revive my brilliant idea

for a low-budget sci-fi film. Back at the end with more uplifting movie recommendations from Friends of the Podcast, but right now with Marina Hyde. Here we go. Rammelchat, let's have a Rammelchat. We'll focus first on this Then concentrate on that

Come on, let's chew the fat And have a ramble chat Put on your conversation coat And hide your talking hat Yes, yes, yes Have you heard the podcast before? Yes, I've heard the podcast. So it's, it's huge amount. I love the podcast. Oh, that's very nice. I'm most honored to be on the podcast before? Yes, I've heard the podcast. So it's a huge amount. I love the podcast.

Oh, that's very nice. I'm most honored to be on the podcast. Let me just say that frightens. I'd probably say that one on the podcast. I was delighted when you said that you would. I couldn't believe I was being asked. It was so grand. I was by far the most exciting place I've ever appeared.

Let me assure you of that. But I do appear on places like the Guardian comment pages. So sure it's not maybe. Well, I hope this will be less stressful like the Guardian comment pages. So sure, it's not maybe. Well, I hope this will be less stressful than the Guardian comment pages. Yeah, I mean, I find it quite low maintenance, my work for the Guardian comment pages. But yes, because I just send it in and there it goes.

But, you know. Well, I wanted to start by asking you, like, what are your stress levels like? You seem to be at a point in your career where you're incredibly busy is this like Pete Marina? I'm sure many people would hope that this Pete Marina. I don't know I am quite busy at this exact period that we're talking I must say because I have my normal Guardian work and I'm also doing a podcast but I'm also filming a TV show that I write on. So it is a particularly busy time at this moment but it will become less busy

hopefully soon although I have other things I think I better get started on when it becomes less busy but yes. Whoa. That was a ramble. No that's good. Sorry. Don't worry. This is a very informal podcast, Marina. We accommodate any Sorry sidebars incidental action. Marina is frantically texting like a character. I'm really sorry from a Netflix drama about a busy journalist

Who was doing a podcast? Okay. Sorry. I was just liaising with a guardian comment Comment desk on my headline for my comment. I can't hardly call something that's incredibly facetious about The Rock. Not a lump of mineral, but the legend, the former pro wrestler. Perhaps future president, who knows. He is not still the world's number one paid actor, is he? He goes up and down, but I think I have to say, I think that time has slightly, I think that moment has passed. I listened to you and Richard the other day discussing who were the top paid actors and

I've forgotten who it was at number one. Well, hang on, let me think who's at who is at number one. It was someone unexpected. It's Adam Sandler and he barely gets the actual release. Yeah, it's interesting. People who are in franchises, although interestingly not particularly Marvel franchises, things like that, get, but if you've got a returning thing and basically if you're a darling of the streamers, it's slightly shifted from theatres to streaming because Adam Sandler is number one.

First of all, have you seen the new Adam Sandler, one of his art house efforts, Spaceman? No, I haven't. I feel I've seen quite a lot of sad men in space, but look, I've always got room for another. And when I become slightly less busy, yeah, I'm going to be a completist on sad men in space, but I have seen quite a few sad men in space. Which are the other sad men in space? Well, Matt Damon's been sad in Space, hasn't he? He was resourceful though. That was inspiring. Yeah, but he, he, he, of course.

You'd be sad if you got marooned on Mars and everything blew up and your potatoes. Yeah, of course. Listen, I'd be gutted. Adam, I'd be gutted. Yeah. But yeah, no, I think there's a sort of general genre and we must see it and I will see it. I will see Adam Sander doing this. Because Sad Men in Space, I didn't realize it but it might be my favorite genre.

Yeah. I think it... Well it speaks to the times in some weird way. I'm not quite sure what way but perhaps you've got a better idea on that. It speaks to the times. I think it speaks to something peculiarly male as well. Yeah. And if I was being down on myself and my guys, I would say that it is, because I tried to write a thing years ago that was a lonely man in space thing.

Don't did you? Yeah. And in my mind, it was about the experience of being a parent of young children and feeling that I wasn't really up to the job and feeling that I just wanted to go backwards. I just wanted to have the romance of the sci-fi world. I wanted to be in space. I wanted to be doing a job in space,

looking after my family on earth without actually having to be with my family. You know what I mean? Is this making any sense? Yeah, no, it really is. I mean, I now want you to revive your sad man in space thing. Or you could take it on as a comedy term, maybe you could try and clash it with some other genre. I've always felt like, you know, if you clashed a number of the male genres, I feel the Happy-Go-Lucky Chancellor golf movie.

If only that could be melded with the Sad Men in Space genre, you could have perhaps the most powerful entertainment product. Happy Gilmore in Space, zero- zero G golf with everything just floating around, the balls floating around. Tinkup, you know, all of, I've got a weakness for those. Tinkup, I haven't seen Tinkup. That's Kevin Costner.

That's Costner. That's a classic Costner, yeah. Yeah, no, that sort of sense of, yeah, the underdog thought that that sort of, underdog spaceman, something could be made to work there Yeah, because you know the quintessential lonely sad man in space was zhaivin bowie and space oddity was all about I heard Tell you what tell you else has been sad in space. Killian Murphy's been sad in space. Oh, yeah What was that one? That was called sunshine. That was daniel boil. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was sad

I mean in a way he was almost ecstatically sad again. Yeah, but he was a bit crazy in space. Yeah. That's a slightly different, going crazy in space doesn't really count. Like, I also- I think it plays tricks on the mind. Yeah.

I think we'd all go crazy in space. Sure, but I liked a film called Dark Star. Oh yeah. Directed by John Carpenter when he was still at- Yeah, I loved John Carpenter. Film school, yeah. That's it, I have not seen that in many, many years. I love John Carpenter, so I all at film school. Yeah, I love John Carpenter. Yeah. I've not seen that in many, many years. I love John Carpenter, so I like it.

It's very good. Have you seen, now you have to tell me at some point I'm going to step on Richard Osmond's toes and there will be things that I want to talk to you about that you have earmarked for the podcast. Oh, no, we never earmarked anything till about, you know, we haven't earmarked anything, so I'm sure there won't be. Okay. Ask me. What about Scoop? Have you seen Scoop? Yes, I have seen Scoop. It's interesting this, isn't it? To me, it epitomises that thing that

you have nowadays where you see the real life thing and then there's a book about it, then there's a documentary about it, then there's a rival documentary about it, and then eventually they make a Netflix adaptation of it. In this case, there's going to be two versions of that interview. So we should explain this is... We should say this is... One of them is written by Sam McAllister, who was the booker at Newsnight, who sort of did a lot to get that interview. And the other... But I don't think Emily Maitlis... Emily Maitlis obviously did the interview. I think Emily Maitlis will be more of a story of her kind of career. She wrote a really good book called Airhead. So I think it may not be specifically dueling about the same thing.

They always call dueling documentaries, aren't they, in the sort of tabloid parlance of our times? But I don't think they'll be about the same, exactly the same. I did sort of feel I was detecting a slight backlash this past week since it's been out. What maybe people are just starting to find that we're living so close to these events that are then being had the books and then the and then then being dramatized that I wonder whether people are starting to think whether or not they can entirely support the weight of what is being put on them constantly to have events that we've almost just seen and which were pretty entertaining slash eye popping at the time.

I liked the scene in Scoop with Prince Andrew getting annoyed with the maid for putting one of his toys in the wrong place on the bed. I mean... And I said to my wife, I was like, come on, did that happen? And she said, probably he really cares about his stuffed toys. That was my wife's verdict. I mean, you think quite possibly quite possibly told off the maid and he says, he gets really shirty. And I think he's a very shirty man and a very infantilized man. I mean, it's not a sort of well that point was the problem Is that all all along you know, these people tell the royal family that and it's really quite hard

Not to think that you're an absolute genius when he was a trade envoy trade envoy I'm just which is I think a job just invented to excuse the fact He was basically being flown around various golf courses on military helicopters And I think he thought he did really really well golf courses on military helicopters. And I think he thought he did really, really well for the country and that he was like a really just a massive asset of soft power. The Queen rest her soul. Yum. She thought he was the best.

Yes. Well, yes. Yes. But do you know Emily Maitlis yourself? I do. She's absolutely terrific. And do you know what she thinks of Scoop? Does she think? I haven't asked her. I was actually going to be in touch with her this week and asked her what she thought of it. What did you think of the portrayal of her in that thing? Did you think that was realistic? She's not very... you know, no disrespect to Gillian Anderson, who is a fine actress, but I don't think of Emily Mayliss as sort of wintry and, you know, thatch-alike. Yeah, yeah, she was thatch-alike and-

It's hard to shed once you've played thatch. You sort of need to go into a decompression chamber for about six months and like not be thatch-alike. And obviously I think from the crown, you know, you're still carrying quite a lot of thatch with you. And you just sort of need to de-thatch. And no one's really successful. You know, it happened to Patricia Hodges. It happened to a lot of people.

You know, Meryl, I mean, it can happen to the best of us. You've got to de-thatch and I'm not sure whether anyone has totally successfully worked out the formula, the quick antidote. She just, it was such thick thatch as well when she did it in the crown. Oh, Margaret, thatch! She actually was doing late stage thatch, strangely, in a kind of mid stage thatch as well when she did it in The Crown. Oh Margaret, that's... She actually was doing late stage thatch, strangely, in a kind of mid-stage thatch, but again, it's not a documentary. Well, it does have that same sort of feel about it, doesn't it, Scoop? That crowning.

I suppose we're doing a lot of, as I say, there's a sort of trend, isn't there? We're doing a lot of events that we've either all lived through or can, even closer, as I say, there's a sort of trend, isn't there? We're doing a lot of events that we've either all lived through or can even closer can remember very quite well now. So and sometimes the events have happened really very, very recently. So did you watch the final series of The Crown? Speaking of which, I mean, I've I feel alone with my views on the crowd. I find it absolutely hysterical. I mean, I can't, sorry, I find it a huge hoot. Great to see Princess Di's ghost get a run at. She was there, I haven't seen it. I watched the first two series of the crowd.

I mean, you can't believe it's happening. It's like, really saying, you're trance Charles, that he looked really good looking in the mortuary when he was identifying her body. I thought, I can't, is this, is this, is this prestige TV? I mean, I love it. What was that scene? She, she, her ghost says to Prince Charles that he looked really sort of good in the mortuary, I think, when he was identifying. I don't know why I'm laughing.

I mean, I can't, I mean, they have made it in my view, slightly humorous by Yeah. Yeah, the appearance of Princess Di's ghost was to me very special. Wow. So who would play you? And they would play in the hide production at some point If you if you carry on on your current trajectory you carry on getting more and more successful, at some point you will implode, you'll do it spectacularly and then they'll do the drama. Yeah. And then who's gonna play you? Well, I guess it depends

what I get canceled for, doesn't it? What's the sort of, can you get decanceled and sort of put back into the bloodstream quite quickly these days? Because there's a lot of the guys now where I'm like, did he, was there a, and then you look it up and like no I mean they're back on the circuit there was some stuff it didn't really go anywhere Really I don't get that impression there's always a taint thereafter isn't

there there's always gonna be people who go no no you stink I think to get cancelled you have to at a certain point in your life get kind of radicalized by something don't you get radicalized by yourself and your sense of your own importance yeah that's probably probably what connects most of them yes oh I see you on causes you can oh I mean the sexual counselling yeah well that there's less of course been radicalized by their sense of self yeah Yeah, there's, there's the guys Weinstein style cancellations where you're a monster. Yeah. And then I'm thinking lower down. Yeah, you get radicalized, you

get. Yeah, maybe those can maybe you can get cancel on those things. You start making pronouncements. You can probably do that in an afternoon. I could definitely carve out a few months off this. You start recommending books that you're not supposed to recommend maybe haven't even read I think people who Supposedly cancelling people kind of online mobs all these sorts of things in lots of ways I think those people have so little power in the economic system in which they're required to live but not really have given any Staking went until they're really quite old if at all. I think there's a whole generation of

people who have just been sort of shut out of capitalism and are still expected to sort of love it. Whereas someone like Thatcher understood that if you want people to support capitalism, it's probably better if they have a stake in it. Now wherever you stand on people being able to buy their own house or whatever it is, you can't deny that a lot of young people these days would also like that thing. And I think if you're just totally shut out of capitalism and you have no economic power at all, then what little power you have, you might exercise it in any way you can. It's a sort of cry of rage, isn't it, really? It's a sort of form of very, very, very, very mild terrorism, which is also pretty sort of, I don't know,

illiberal and puritanical and all those sort of funny things. And I'm not saying that calling out people for whatever their perceived bad behaviour is is the same as terrorism literally, but there's a sort of metaphorical commonality there. And I do think that if people have no stake in the market that dominates everything, then they are going to try and lash out in one way or another. Yeah, because as well as the things that they have, that people have every right to get indignant about are a whole bunch of other much more minor infractions. I mean, how do you feel about YouTube? How much time do you spend on YouTube?

Because that seems to be driven more and more by tapping into the worst impulses of all of us really. And the algorithm and the way it pushes you in. Yeah, the desire to see people fail, the desire to see people judged and humbled and humiliated one way or another and a weird strain of, I mean it might just be the way my algorithm is serving me up, but a weird strain of amateur sleuths, like people doing investigations on celebrities.

There's a lot of that on TikTok as well. Yeah, there's a lot of, I mean, I think something very odd about, you know, that tragic case last year of that woman who fell into the river, Nicola Bulley, and the fact that the police had to sort of issue orders to clear the village because there were so many people who'd gone up with their cameras and thinking they're doing an investigation. That absolutely blows my mind. Something really toxic has happened and they have no sense of humanity or what people might actually Want to happen when a member of our family is missing in that absolutely horrific way Yeah, that really worries me that sense of I

suppose it's like we talk about that thing where we say about the Sense of an online mob, you know, no snowflake, that saying no snowflake thinks it's part of an avalanche. But really, it's funny that people have sort of lost the ability and they sort of disconnected and they can't see that they're part of a bad thing and that doing that is bad. Lots of investigative journalists and journalists covering crimes in the past have made plenty of mistakes and there'd be many people who would say that they didn't behave any better but there were definitely fewer of them which helps. Yeah because I

suppose they feel that they're doing something kind of noble and in their minds they're sort of like crusading journalists they're going out and doing something. I just think they're doing it for clicks and clout, actually. I think people, what people will do for clicks, I, you know, you see people leave up, I don't know, tweets or whatever posts that are inaccurate, and they've had someone explain to them it's inaccurate, but they're probably thinking, yeah, but that's the only time I've ever had

like 48,000 views on my thing, so. Yeah, yeah. How are they gonna leave it up? Yeah, I don't watch that. I mean I'm watch I Am forever mining for old clips of this and that and documentaries and things on YouTube I mainly watch the YouTube my children watch so I watch a lot of things like mr. Beast and I think those people are sort of incredible and the things they do are

Quite amazing really and that type of creator. I mean for a long time I thought oh yeah but the production values are so rubbish but they're not really now although the things that Mr. Beast does are so unbelievably enormous and cost so much money they cost more than a sort of network TV show I imagine yeah and I think those sort of people are interesting so those types of creators but it's funny how far the phrase creator goes there's a lot of people are interesting. So those types of creators, but it's funny how far the phrase creator goes. There's a lot of people who are called creators who I would not describe as particularly creative. I wanted to give you Marina a practical tip, which seems obvious, but didn't occur to me until a week ago, which was to download a plugin from the Chrome store. I use Google

Chrome, other browsers are available, but it enables you to block the YouTube sidebar. Why didn't I do that? I think we both know that I am going to have to get a child to do this for me. I'm essentially someone who types on a spinning journey. It's not really like the tech revolution didn't happen. It's like the industrial one didn't happen for me. It's really easy. It's literally like, do you use Google Chrome? I get that a lot. It's really easy. And then it's like, come on, have you come downstairs and do this for me, please. Well, the kids

could definitely do. That's great. I mean, I have three technicians. May I ask what browser you favor? Chrome? Yeah, there you go. So this would work. I'll send you the link. I think that okay, brilliant. If you send me the link, I can click on something. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can take care of that. Is this something that you would use or do you like to be available to everything that the algorithm throws up? Honestly, I'm not on it that often because I'm mostly going in for something specific.

So I'm trying to find a particular documentary or whatever. And then you don't find yourself getting distracted by it? Generally not. Oh my God, this is why you're successful. No, no, no. I can get distracted by other stuff. I'm trying to think what the other things are, but I try generally. At the moment, I mean, in general, I'm on really tight time schedules for the things I'm doing, so I try not to get distracted.

But actually, you know, funny enough, having children was the biggest anything good I've ever done, I've done after I've had children. And I think the reason for that is that first of all, I became incredibly efficient at working and I thought, and I really wanted to like pick them up from things and be, you know, and just be very present as much as I could be. And because I had the sort of job that I could technically sort of make that happen, I, um, I became incredibly efficient. I didn't even have my first child till I was 36.

So it really made me very efficient. That's impressive. And funny enough, I met a, I think that Natalie Masson, who used to started Net-a-Porty, she used to really like to have pregnant women. And I met somebody else, a TV producer, who said, oh no, I only have pregnant women, they're really efficient and they're like really, you know, and then that once they've had the child, then they

really want to come back to work, but they're really, really efficient with their time. And they're just very, very good at getting things done. So you shaming women who are overwhelmed by having children and who don't have the time? God no, I would never, you will never find me shame a mother. No way. No way. I'm not at all. I'm just saying that it's a thing that people don't often hear. Because I suppose when I was younger, you hear an awful lot of people saying, oh, right, well, when you have children, you can't do your job, you can't do all of these things. I'm just putting an alternative view, my view, that actually it has been helpful to me professionally,

which is really weird. I just became a much more efficient writer, a much quicker writer. It's very nice to hear. It is one of the things that used to bug me. I'm not personally a woman. I haven't given birth. What? I only go on women's broadcasts. I don't understand. No, I'm sorry. Have I been misled? I am entirely cis male, cis het fuck boy. Right. Yeah, of course. Yeah, it says that on the doorbell actually. Yeah, but you know, I am ashamed to say that I felt beleaguered and had that sense of, you know, the pram in the hallway. Who was it that said that? Cyril Connolly or something like that? Yeah, said you're never gonna get anything done if he was a completely fucker. Yeah.

If he was a completely fucker. But yeah, hence sad man in space. Sad man in space. Exactly. It was all. I bet he'd be so unproductive. Sad man in space. Like he would maybe grow some seedlings. That's why he's in space.

Yeah. Because he feels like he's doing a job, but he's not. He's just drifting around feeling sorry for himself, feeling all disconnected and listening to a lot of Radiohead. Yeah. And. But he's not writing Radiohead songs. I don't think he's creating songs. I don't think he's

creating. I just don't think he's creating. Well, in my idea, the guy was like an intergalactic cable guy. So he's flying around and he's hooking people up with, um, internet and satellite services, like the space version thereof. Yeah. So he will yeah, just just fly around people will phone him up They'll see that he's in their sector and then he goes up He connects them to all the streaming services they need on their spaceship then he buggers off So, you know, he's connecting people but it's in that way that the internet connects people while simultaneously Isolating them as amazing them. Atomizing them, yes. And making them lonelier.

I mean, this is, as I'm describing it to you, I'm thinking... Better get that dust down that swerve. Why didn't I finish that off? Yeah, I like it. I really like it. I would have scooped up a lot of awards for that one. Yeah. And it would be funny.

It wouldn't be all sad. No, no, I get that it's obviously like... I know that you would leaven that with comedy. Yes, I do. There would be funny moments. I get it back out. But it would be poignant as as fuck. Yeah, of course.

I don't even want to think of the last episode. People just going, wow, what did I just watch online? There would be pushback, obviously, people would go, why do we need to see another cishet fuckboy moaning about how lonely he is? A poor me, I'm out in space, not doing my duty to my family. But, um, the Adam Sandler fans would like it. And as we've established, there's quite a lot of them. Yeah, exactly. I am in love with you I'll dip you in my tea

But pull you out before you fall apart I won't abandon you Biscuits, biscuits, mmm-hmm, mice Do-do-do-do-do I've written too much down Sometimes I'm underprepared with you There was so much I wanted to waffle with you about because I thought, oh, you know what? I bet Marina would have an opinion on this.

By the way, opinions for her. You know, I've got a lot of opinions. I honestly don't think I hold them. If a column I would write at 10 in the morning might be completely different by supper. Really. I, I, they're passing through my trance and the opinions and then moving along. I've had some this morning. What am I having an opinion on now?

Here's what I've written. Why is watching films so much less rewarding than it used to be? Am I just getting old? That's part of it. Yes. Tastes have moved on without me, but I also blame postmodernism. I've written here. Everyone wants to deconstruct.

Everyone wants to be meta, the art of a straightforward thriller, which personally in the 90s was my favourite genre. Something that hits satisfying beats, and it's just tight and solid, that seems to have totally gone. And from listening to you... Yes, thrillers have become 10 part thrillers, 10 one hours. And so that tight one hour 50 of a thriller, you don't see that really theatrically do you anymore in terms of cinemas? I mean, what are some good examples of that genre? Like films like that, that really worked and were just fun and roll it along. I mean, I quite like, even though it's not very short,

I liked things like The Firm, Tom Cruise. Yes, Air Force One, Patriot Games, any of the old Ford ones, I'm talking about Harrison, obviously not John. What else? I mean, you know, those kind of, yeah, thrillers of those type. Even The Fugitive.

Douglas has done a couple. Yeah, The Fugitive, again, Ford. Yeah. Terrific. Jagged Edge. Yeah, oh yes. Yeah, Jagged Edge is good. Is it just an economic thing

that they don't get made anymore? Well, it's interesting. I mean, I suppose that kind of mid-budget movie, as we say mid-budget, you know, but a movie between sort of 60 and 100 million in today's money, it's pretty hard to get made and it's sort of gone away that. The money's been in television and people have gone there and also people have liked being told that they can

take a long time to tell a story. But the economics of that, you know, getting out to people, out to cinema, cinema's in a lot of trouble, as your listeners will already know, but and it's in even more trouble than it was in last year. I thought the lots of the... I thought Barbie saved cinema. Well no it didn't I'm afraid. It was a deceptive year last year and obviously a lot of people have seen two, at least two of the movies on that 10 movie best picture list. So they'd seen Barbie and they'd seen Oppenheimer. And that's actually quite unusual because really what happens is that the movies

that people go to the cinema to see have been over the last few years, superhero franchises, which with one weird exception of Black Panther, which was never going to win best picture but was nominated for it in a 10 movie list. So there's been a big disconnect between what people will go and watch. But honestly, you know,

The Godfather now would be a niche film and very few people would see it. They would not go out and see it. The tastes have changed. I don't think for the better, and I'm kind of with someone like Martin Torsese or Coppola who say, you know, I don't recognize these superhero movies as cinema at all.

I mean, they're more like a thrill ride. They're a huge drag in terms of length. Because I'm working on a show that's to do with a malfunctioning superhero franchise movie, I have watched all the superhero franchise movies and many of them are like three and a quarter hours. It's an absolute joke. And, you know, it's just, you're just, they just flight fighting over an energy source for the half house and then doing some really bad quips yeah and it's really not apocalypse now no it's not but the fans get very upset when you say that because it's such fuck them really grow up didn't someone didn't like your movie about you know the grown the grownups in their tights who saved the world, but don't have sex.

It's a very densely woven, intricate universe. Oh yeah, the Easter eggs, yeah, tell me about it. Of themes. But you know, let me tell you what, what's the big missing theme, okay? Let me tell you something in this movie. There is no romanticism, there is no love, there's like very, very few. There's no instances of sex. I think really early in one of the Iron Man's, you kind of meant to think that Tony Stark has maybe just had sex.

And then in The Eternals, like really right down the other end of the calendar, where they're getting like Chloe Zhao to come in on for Oscar and direct a Marvel movie. The one guy who has sex in that- Was that Chloe Zhao? Yeah. I mean, and it is bad. Uh, the one guy who has sex in that has to likeus. Yeah, I mean, and it is bad. The one guy who has sex in that has to like

be immediately fired into the sun about 50 minutes later. These are sexless, aromantic universes. And funny enough, I was talking to Adam Curtis about a while ago about this sort of thing. And at the time he was looking into cosplay a bit. And he said, cosplay really took off in Japan after the Japanese financial crisis, which was obviously in early, very early 1990s. And it was a sort of sense of a retreat from

the real world and institutions that obviously failed. But it was allied with, and people are dressing up as kind of, kind of bland and whatever, but it was very simple it was manicare and good and evil and allied to a huge aromanticism and asexual you know a sexlessness and that's what I find really weird in those in all superhero franchise movies really is that no one ever does anything you've removed one of the main reasons people do things in movies which is for love or lust or whatever they don't so they've kind of just got revenge they've got they don't do things for money because they all seem to have you know money is not a motivation in these movies so money revenge and sex they've only got one left they've got revenge basically and

they'll sit there and Kevin Feige who runs Marvel will tell you oh you know we've got all the genres we've got a legal drama with She-Hulk we've got no no no you've got superhero genre okay you know I've made one of your superheroes a lawyer that's fine but you haven't got a legal drama. We've got, it's like no, no, no, you've got superhero genre, okay? You know, I've made one of your superheroes a lawyer, that's fine, but you haven't got a legal drama, okay? You've got a superhero show. And it's actually incredibly flattening and deadening. And the idea that you can tell all of the stories through these same kind of slightly weird prism of movies that to some extent, like grown-ups, what are you doing? It's fun. I listen, I love a lot of silly things and I love action action movies. And I love all of this stuff. But the idea that this, this genre has sort of eaten cinema and now they've killed cinema. Now that everyone's a bit worried

because there's a sort of fatigue with that genre and cinemas are collapsing and becoming like climbing walls and soft play areas. And, and no one quite knows what's going to fill them. And there's no chance you think that it'll swing back, that there will be a response against all that and people will start investing in films that are led more by good old emotions. Listen, I really loved what Kord Jefferson said. He wrote the screenplay for American fiction and directed it.

And I really liked what he said in his speech, which was, you know, it's a risk. Making a $200 million movie, is it, or more is a risk. Why don't you make 10 movies for $20 million or 20 movies for $10 million? Cause I doubt his movie costs very much to make and maybe we can get something going again, but it seems to me very limiting that that has been our whole culture, our cinematic culture, and the other things have found it very difficult to get in round the edge of that. I hope horror does well still.

Horror really does well theatrically still, and people will go and watch it, and young people will go and watch it, and they make them for very little money, and that's kind of exciting to me. So yeah, it's not dead, but you've really got to look after any shoots that there are. ["Deadly Sight"] Yes. Yes, please. Yep.

Yes. I read a Vogue interview with you from 2022. Oh my God, I did a Vogue interview with you from 2022. Oh my god, I did a Vogue interview when my book came out. Yeah. And I was dressed in clothes. Yes, you were. You were style. And I went to a photo shoot. It was absolutely hilarious.

And I was like, these earrings are so nice. Where are they from? And they were like, all right. And I said, because I was thinking they'd be about like a hundred quid or something, like expensive, but like maybe if my book did well I'd treat myself and then there was this like guy they were in a sort of locked away I was like oh I see they're like actual diamonds I thought they were quite sparkly they took them off and took them away but was this in the US no it was here in London in London not too far from here somewhere I can't quite remember remember. Anyway, yes, I was in a Vogue interview.

You looked good. Well, thank you. I mean, you know, as I can say, it just took like 450 people to do that to me. Yeah. Well. I mean, there are a lot of people there. In this interview with the journalist, Olivia Marks,

she was called, you are quoted as saying, you've heard of a face for radio, this is an accent for print. And- Oh yes, I do think, yes. And now I'm doing a podcast, which is so sort of, I've never did. Yes, I do think, I think they're just

sort of slaying ranges on the television, aren't they? Slaying ranges, is that how you- You know what I mean? I just, and I also think I'm a terrible broadcaster really, and I'm not really, it's not really my thing but funny enough I have really enjoyed I did I said yes to doing a podcast because I felt not your podcast but to doing the one I do which was I said yes because I thought when I made a transition to also doing screenwriting I was really when did that happen by the way I'm trying to remember now like a few years ago and I what I found when I was doing was I was much more busy for obvious reasons but that in a weird way it made me feel younger because I was scared again and I really enjoyed that feeling of like I don't know what I'm doing I think I'm potentially extremely bad at this and I'm like scared the

whole time and there was something about that that I'm not saying that, you know, oh, I've never feel that in journalism because of course, you know, there's millions of times you think, oh, I don't know what to do, you know. But having said that, I've just done it a lot longer. And so I knew what I was doing. And so doing something that was sort of disruptive in that way, I thought found really sort of energizing and great. And so I was looking for something, again, to think,

I'll always try a new thing now. Again, that's another thing I felt since having children. Sorry, I'm really rambling now. But another thing I felt since having children is that it made me much more of a professional risk taker. Because I suppose you suddenly think, oh, I see, you're by far the most important thing in my life. So I mean, what do this thing it goes wrong I mean these are not important things in life so it doesn't matter. So I became someone who was more willing to think, yeah I mean this will probably be a disaster but so what it's not it's very far from the most important thing in life and I suppose that has always been the case and I've never really taken any of my jobs particularly

seriously at all and I still definitely don't I just can't say any of it seriously but nonetheless so I was looking to do a thing and that's why I did the podcast really because I thought I don't know what this would be like it will not be like doing the kinds of broadcasts I've done before which I didn't like at all and like actively refused to do I never I had a thing written on my journalist contacts at the BBC saying I don't do any television or radio because I just I don't really like punditry. Did you have bad experiences doing that? No, first of all, I think it takes quite a long time. You know, you want to go there, you got to wait and do it all. And, and also, it's punditry. And I didn't really enjoy either I especially didn't enjoy promoting something I'd done like my book or things like that, but I did it because it would be a bit rude to say to the publishers,

yeah, thanks for printing this. I'm not actually going to do any publicity for it, but you know, please make sure it sells well. So I thought, no, obviously I'm going to do it. I'm going to bite back my fears and feeling of like, oh, I don't like doing this. But I thought, oh, I'll do a podcast because I had a feeling it might be a little bit like writing newspaper columns, but just talking them out loud. And so it has proved, and I have really, really enjoyed it. But a huge part of that is that I absolutely love talking to Richard Osmond for however long each week.

And I find him really interesting. And I think the things he's done are interesting and I will enjoy, you know, it will be a really nice kind of date every Monday morning. How much do you prepare for that show? Because it sounds like a lot of work goes into it. It's an area that I have spent a huge amount of time very interested in in my life and so I sort of know all those things but it's a bit like writing newspaper columns. What you're doing is that you're, in fact it's very like writing newspaper columns, you are always preparing. You are reading all the week and you're reading all the time in general and you're reading in

that area so when the time comes to talk about it ideally you would be i mean i'm using sarcastic air quotes quite well read on that particular issue and so you'd be able to chat about it as if you were as a sort of slightly industri-ish party. And are you good at retaining info? I'm good at retaining mad little bits about politicians and stuff that, you know, stupid things that they've, you know, what was their ringtone or stupid, I mean, nonsense like that. Because I started, when I first came to The Guardian, I worked on the diary column, and it's really helpful if you're writing a, and we didn't really have stories as such, we made a big virtue of the fact

we didn't have any stories, but we had sort of running returning characters who were those are the new Labour politicians of the age. And if you can remember sort of funny things that people said, then it really helps with that type of writing. So I've always had that. But in terms of anecdotes, I mean, God, you know, sitting in writers' rooms,

the showrunner of the show I'm working on, John Brown, is absolutely incredible. He has a, I mean, his memory, his mind palace is like Sherlock Holmes, but for anecdotes. And so he can remember, he can remember tiny little things that you, tiny little anecdotes that you'd seen on a documentary about some absolutely obscure thing that was now only be available on YouTube 10 years ago and he can remember little emotional beats in those weird documentaries about whatever it may be He wrote on succession. Yeah. Yeah, and Tony Roach who also wrote on succession him and I often say to each other like how can John remember everything?

We can't remember the thing. We can't remember anecdotes that happened yesterday I can retain retain some information, but then people remind me of a funny thing and I think, oh yeah, I should have probably mentioned that in the writers room because that would have been quite funny. Or sometimes I remember when I get home and then I have to come in in the morning and say hi, everyone I would like to let you know that it was relevant to our discussion yesterday, sorry not to have brought it up in the moment. How did you find the transition from being a journalist,

writing a column, to screenwriting? I mean, have you, what lessons have you learned? Well, I'll tell you what the difference is. I really write very quickly for my columns in some ways and I have, as I say, but weirdly the quicker I wrote that it tied in with that thing about efficiency I was saying earlier and then they did become better at a certain time. Maybe I was just becoming efficient at that time and what have you. But I really write to length and then

kind of put the handbrake on it, whatever it is, 1200 words or not, sometimes it's 950. And that's sort of it. And then obviously with comedy writing, you are doing and I worked on a show with Armando Iannucci, you're doing, I mean, so many drafts. Which was the show you did with Amanda? Avenue Five, which was set, speaking of sad people in space. Yeah, they were sad people in space. But that was extraordinary, you know,

when you had lots of writers, and he doesn't do a writer's room though, he does it a different way, he's got his own process, but you are doing masses and masses of drafts again, you become very on and I suppose there's something about the columnist isn't there that's so sort of wanky. I mean I'm against picture bylines in general but the columnist you've got your name it's quite big you're a big byline I mean I've never been like a big fan of all of that but this is much more you're in a group your stuff is going to get rewritten loads of times,

you're gonna rewrite some of your comedy heroes stuff and think, oh my God, I can't change a single word of this. This is written by someone who's written all my favorite shows, but in the end you do. And it's much more of a team. And actually you don't feel so much, oh, it's my name above the door. You feel it's much more of a team.

For the show runner, I can't speak for that because that person has got so much on their shoulders. But for everyone else, you feel like if there are mistakes in this, we'll all catch it together. And it's really nice. But it's a long term project. What I always think about journalism is this is where people with no attention span or in some ways, it's all over by the afternoon. And then if you've done brilliantly one day, you could have an absolute shocker the next day and get a massive legal and something go wrong with your collar, whatever it is. Whereas on this was the equivalent of long term. I used to go to the pub with all my friends who'd be working on whatever business they were in, long term projects, I would say, you know, not all of their stuff was finished by the end of the day, and then they had to reimagine and rebuild it all up again the next day. And then it was all finished again. So it's quite a good job for the short attention span journalism, but you need to keep a longer attention span and a bigger picture thing on other types of writing. So again, it's been good, though, it's disrupts you in a way that, you know, you can do a different thing.

different thing. And then what does a typical day look like for example? When I think of writing for TV I imagine someone sitting there trying to think of a story and what and trying to think of characters and what will the character say to the other? Well you know I mean it is a bit like that but it depends how it's done and how your show is organized and obviously I'm working on a US show which is why they have for HBO which is why they very kindly have enough money to have a writer's room for a long time so the production is based in the UK okay right because I guess the writers are based in the well we have to American writers and then the same way that succession the writing was in the UK because Jesse is from the UK yes HBO as that was HBO as well as that's also HBO. But US television is different. And they can, in many ways afford to have these writers rooms, although the writer's strike was about, you know, erosions of those rights to writers rooms, they have like

20 people in a room sometimes do they? Yeah. Right. And they have and it goes on for many months. But they've always done that because what they really want is they want something different to what you, you know, you think of UK TV and lots of our best comedies are like two, three seasons and that's it. They want to get, they always had to, I think the rule was didn't you have to get to a hundred and something episodes, maybe like a hundred and two or something. To go into syndication. To go into syndication. Right. And if you didn't, then your show was going to be... So they really needed to get there and they also needed you to have, I don't know, 25 episodes of this thing in a season or 20 episodes of this thing in a season, whereas we were quite happy with six half

hours. So that's different and that is far more labor intensive. But it's a question of scale and scalability. And how many in your writer's room currently? In ours were seven of us, and then those two, a script coordinator and a writer's assistant. But you're kind of all in the gang together.

Feels like a good number. Yeah. Well, it's an eight episode season, so that you see, yeah. If you go bigger at any scale, and also if you do more than a half hour, that's for a half hour comedy. If you go bigger at any scale. And also if you do more than a half hour, that's for a half hour comedy. If you're doing an hour, you need many more. And is it a bit like succession in that you divvy up the episodes and you'll

say, okay, Marina and so and so you can be mainly in control of number four and is it like that? From what I can see, anyone who has been in Jesse Armstrong succession room strongly wishes to replicate that working experience on their own projects and lots of them are in charge of their own projects now and I think lots of them think that was a really functional way of working. You talk about the scene, no you don't do any writing in the writers room apart from on the walls. So you write all this stuff down but only at the end of the writers room will people go off to be writing drafts of their episodes. Oh, I see. So in the writers room, it's all... It's just hours and hours of talking and, and the, and John, our showrunner,

writing on the wall. Yeah, good. I mean, it's great. Georgia Pritchett said to me about the succession room, who she's, who's a fantastic comedy writer. She said, Oh yeah, we'd always used to get to the end of the succession room and think, Oh gosh, you've got to go and write it now. Yeah, yeah. Cause they'd had so get to the end of the succession room think oh gosh, you've got to go and write it Yeah, yeah

That's the time many months just like Crying with laughter all together for many hours a day in a room and then suddenly thinking okay, right now we have to write it Yes I think I would be good at the talking part Yeah, and I would struggle a little bit with the actual writing things down I think the person who is marshaling it the showrunner. I think that's really hard Yeah being one of the one of the people who's there to talk is a lot easier than being the person trying to sort of channel the discussion and manage it.

I think that's a huge sort of constant creative burden and obviously, you know, a lot of writing with a whiteboard pen on the walls. So that's a lot of writing burden. Yeah. You see, the thing is that I'm thinking like about the walls. So that's a lot of writing burden. Yeah. You see, the thing is that I'm thinking like, about the snacks. Oh, yeah, the snacks are great. And someone gets you lunch. Do you always have the same lunch? Or do you

know different every day? Yeah. I mean, I really, it's a cold, cold day when you have to return to your own kitchen and think, Oh, right. Where was lunch? Sorry, are we not ordering in? Yeah. Now, in the, you talk about Richard and your successful relationship with him, which is a joy to listen to. Yeah, it's so interesting.

I mean, he knows a million things. I just, I love it. He does know a lot of stuff and he's very confident. I think he is a good demonstration of the value of just just not being hesitant and talking as if you are absolutely sure of How to do things especially in the creative world. It's such a valuable thing because the creative world and Trying to make something from nothing is so nebulous in all sorts of ways. And to have someone like him who goes, this is how you do it. This is what you need. This is what you should never do. It's so seductive.

It's like, Oh yes, tell us what you do. But equally, I think what he has is, which I think is a really great thing always in life, is that there's a dissonance between how he looks and how he might present. And actually the Thai of person he is. So a lot of people think, oh, I really like him. He's the sort of, you know, but he's a kind of nerdy. He's a statistician.

He's on pointless or whatever. He's the, but actually Richard is a total alpha. Oh, of course. And so that there's something I really like that in life. First, there's just a slight sort of like of like, I see you're a surprise. Yeah, he's a constant surprise, which I really like. No, the loudest aspects of his personality for me are the alpha aspect because I do envy that level of certainty.

And also a kind of reliance on stats. But you have that as well, am I right in thinking that you... I don't think I'm very good at stats, but I know a few. But you're aware of the technical stats for, for example, your Guardian column, I think I'm right in saying that. Yeah, no, I'm glad of that, yeah. You stay across that stuff. You engage, you have to sort of engage as a journalist with comments and opinions about your work. And has that always come easily to you? Or?

Richard said to me the other day, criticism hurts when it's right. And if I felt like I've really, I can't think, it sounds quite bad. I can't think of any specific criticism that's really got to me, but it wouldn't have been for quite some time, then it's probably it will have been probably because it's right, or I felt that thing. And, you know, it will have been probably because it's right or I felt that thing. You know, I felt it keenly because it was raw because they were they were right about what they were saying. In general, I, I have to say, I do feel still that I work to live rather than necessarily live to work. Although I really like my work. I can't really say a

lot of this super seriously and I find it quite embarrassing. Maybe that's an unattractive aspect of a certain type of Britishness but I find aspects of really giving too much of a shit quite embarrassing about work and there's a certain sort of, you know, this is why American journalism, I was finding it so self-regarding. Because you see, the difference between us and American journalists is that we know Whiskum, the British journalists, they actually at some level know Whiskum. Whereas Americans are always involved in this kind of higher calling. I don't think any of my work is a high calling at all. It's really fun to be involved with. in the end I can't take any of it too seriously.

How about when you look at the stats, the actual numbers that show your engagement with your readers, how does that affect what you actually write? Oh I don't write according to what I think will be a, ideally hopefully, my instincts are not allied with like the number one story that would trend on the Guardian website, because you can't really judge it on that anyway. I think you've just got to sort of slightly do what you feel, because it is an opinion thing. But in general, I do mind about the numbers, because I think I am, I think columnists more than anyone else. I think it is a numbers game. You know, I've got friends who do incredibly important work and they might cover obscure foreign conflicts or whatever it is and that is far more important than any nonsense I'm

saying about The Rock or whoever it is today. Far, far more important. So for them it is nothing to do with a numbers game and I really like being in a media sort of ecosystem in my paper, where all of that stuff is covered. And it may not do the biggest numbers, but it is far more important than what I'm doing. But what I would say about my thing is that it matters that it does decent numbers, because otherwise, what are you really there for? Can you think of a time- I'll probably get sacked off to this. I'm sorry, I try my best.

Can you think of a time though, when because of the stats, you have thought, Oh, I won't do that again. No, never. Because I've in general, I would say my stats are all right. So you're just so if I do one that people aren't necessarily, I will have normally done that. Because sometimes I will feel like I want to cash in my chips writing facetious things about this or that. And for instance, on things like the post office before I know it's great now that everyone

is writing about it. And by the way, I'm extremely a come lately person to it myself, but there was a period where I liked to cover it and others didn't cover it necessarily. And this is long before the drama and things like that. And so I feel like doing those things every now and then is a good use of chips, as they say. Yeah. And so in that instance, you would have looked at the numbers and thought, okay, people are engaging with this. Long enough, those columns did well. I did look at the numbers, because I thought, oh, this will go right down because people don't care about this thing,

or they don't understand it, or they see the words computer terminals and glaze over. But it was a real, I tried to write it in a way that was just like from the first paragraph, hey don't go away this is actually really important, sometimes you have to write about those things in a way that isn't your normal voice I think in the paper because you're saying hi, you're effectively saying I'm capturing on my chips of those other things but can you please pay attention to this because I think it's really important. Yeah so that I've tried to write about this in a specific way, but people were interested, funnily enough,

and they did get shared a lot. It's interesting, there's a lot of these things, if you build it, they'll come, and there are plenty of other scandals a bit like that. You know, ITV have got one coming up about the infected blood inquiry, which I think, you know, if you go to the post office inquiry, you come out of the lift,

you turn right for the post office and left for infected blood, which is a shot in a drama about it anyway, and it's there's lots of things the loan charge scandal, there are many, many things that I want to write more about that are on the you know, there's kind of slightly forgotten things to some extent, that when you hear about them, you genuinely can't believe that you the infected blood story, I feel this is one of Google, I genuinely can't believe you you the infected blood story. I feel this is one of Googler

I genuinely can't believe you can't believe it happen and it's so shocking and is that your phone Or is that mine oh, it's mine I apologize where's mine oh it's on the table. Oh That's my son. Oh What's he gonna be saying? How are your children? What have you got? I've got a 19 year old boy who was just calling me there. Yeah. And a 21 year old boy man, mainly boy and 15 year old daughter. So you got two boys and I got that's what I I've got. Oh yeah, that's the best. Yeah, it's a good, two, two, two oldest boys and youngest girl.

Yeah. Yeah. Same as yours. Yeah. Oh yeah, that was quite, it worked out quite well actually because, well, me talking about struggling as a young parent and wishing I was in space, that changed when our daughter came along. And suddenly, maybe just because some time had gone by and I felt a little bit more confident and calm and was no longer tortured by the prime in the car door and all that bullshit.

Plus the fact that it was a girl I don't know I mean for a dad it's a peculiar kind of relationship I suppose And she just transformed everything really, not to say guys, boys, boys, you know, I love you boys. Don't listen to this one day and think, oh yeah, so dad didn't really give a shit about us. We're looking right over at pictures of you and it's absolutely lovely. Yeah, I know, you know, I know what you mean. But yeah, it was pretty amazing. There's something, well, yeah, it was totally different energy from a little girl. And I think they might be cleverer than boys. I don't want to go too deep down that rabbit hole. But yeah, it was great.

How lovely. Okay, I'm aware that we have to wrap up. In all of that I can take one of those children to the dentist. Yes, so you have to go and take your son to the dentist. Yeah, it's just the braces dentist, so it's not a hugely long appointment, but something's broken, so it needs fixing. I've got to go to the dentist tomorrow. I haven't been for a few years and I got a reminder. Oh, that's stressful. It is a little bit stressful. I'm pretty sure he he's gonna find some terrible things. Like dentists can diagnose serious problems as well

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Hey, welcome back, Podcats. That was Marina Hyde talking to me there, back in April of this year. And I'm very grateful to her for making the time in her ludicrously busy schedule to come and waffle with me. So I wanted to share a few more of the messages I got back from friends of the podcast when I asked them what their go-to uplifting movies were a couple of weeks back and the other day I was worrying about this as you know I like to worry about almost everything and the worry I had the other day was that throwing a load of recommendations for uplifting movies during politically turbulent times at my listeners could be seen as promoting apathy or denial oh

yeah that's exactly how I saw it actually see that's what Rosie thought but I would say that Times are always turbulent aren't they? one way or another and you've got to remind yourself now and again what it's all about so you can prevent a terminal slide into the slough of despond What do you think about that? I've done a lot of poos in the slough of despond. What do you think about that, doglegs? I've done a lot of poos in the slough of despond. I thought you had. Obviously watching films isn't the only

way of preventing a terminal slide into the slough of despond, but you know it's one thing that it's relatively easy for most of us to do. All right buckles, that's enough overthinking, just share some of the suggestions. All right, before I share a few recommendations from Friends of the Podcast, I wanted to share a recommendation for a documentary that I found very uplifting and inspiring, and it's called Crip Camp. Came out in 2020, directed by Nicole Neumann and Jim Lebrecht and it starts in 1971 with footage shot at a place called Camp Jeunet, a camp for teens with disabilities that was running at the time. And the camp was created to be this utopian environment to bring able-bodied and physically handicapped people together to give them

new and different and positive experiences and the first act of this documentary Crip Camp is made up of footage that was shot in the early 70s and it's really joyous there's just some great moments that capture the personalities of the people there and getting on with each other if you've ever been to a summer camp and had a good time, because I know you can easily go to a camp and have a bad time, but if you've been lucky enough to do that kind of thing, spend a few weeks in your teens suddenly off the chain hanging out with a new group of people and you have a

very intense and memorable experience and that's what you see these people doing in this documentary. It's just very nostalgic but also very inspiring as well to see that environment that's been created there. And anyway the second half of the documentary is more about some of the people who happened to be at that camp at Camp Gened and how their lives progressed from that point, especially one of the camp councillors was called Judy Heumann, H-E-U-M-A-N-N. She used a wheelchair after contracting polio when she was two. And the second half of Crip Camp shows how Judy went on to become one of the world's most prominent

and respected advocates for disability rights and that stuff is very sobering but very inspiring so anyway I recommend that as a film that will leave you I think ultimately feeling positive about people. But anyway, onto a few recommendations from friends of the podcast, beginning with one from Benga Adelakhan. Benga is a member of the band Metronomy, who I love. And you may have heard him on episode 195 with his son Ravi, who's also going to give us a recommendation. But here's Benga.

Hey there Adam This may not be the most uplifting choice It's something that I watched for the first time when I was eight years old. This was in the 80s it's transformers the movie the first animated transformers cartoon and It starts with Autobot City getting completely destroyed and Optimus Prime being killed City getting completely destroyed and Optimus Prime being killed. But it's got, for me, kind of the most amazing soundtrack and it's like visual comfort food and it all comes good in the end and really reminds me of a very kind of happy carefree time. Also has what I believe was Orson Welles' last movie credit. He did the voice of Unicron, which was a planet that ate other planets. Benger also said he liked Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,

but I thought Transformers was a bit more of a deep cut. Now here's Benger's son Ravi with a couple of films that always hit the spot for him. Hi Adam, this is Ravi, and my uplifting films are Inside Out 2 and Trolls World Tour. Why is that? Because I find them very funny, interesting, and they're just fun movies to watch, especially as a family.

There we go, Ravi. Thank you so much to Ravi and Benga for their suggestions. Now, here is friend of the podcast, Leanne Le Havis, super talented singer-songwriter who was a guest on episode 2 back in 19... 1925 no back in 2015. She told me about working with Prince and she played an amazing version of her song Grow. And right now she is out in Brazil on tour, but she left me a short voice message to say that as well as sideways and spirited away, there's one film that always makes her feel better

about the world. The first one that I thought of, like the actual, as soon as I was asked this question by you Adam, the first one I thought is Sister Act 2. I stop myself from watching it a lot because it makes me cry, but that speaks to me like directly as a vocalist. And what a vocalist she is. Thank you, Leanne, very much. You know what? I've never seen Sister Act 2 or maybe even Sister Act 1. So it's time I sorted that out. I'll add it to the list.

Now, finally, here is a friend of the podcast, a brilliant musician who appeared on podcast number 194, who has been described by some as a British Captain Beef heart. I don't know how pleased he would be with that comparison, but anyway when I asked Richard for his uplifting movie recommendations, he recorded a voice message late one night after his partner and frequent musical collaborator Sally Pilkington had gone up to bed and Richard was downstairs keeping his voice down on the sofa curled up with his cat Trouble and by way of an example for an uplifting film I had said to Richard that I always love Midnight Run the film with Charles Grosden and Robert De Niro if you've never seen Midnight Run. Come on mate, that's

gonna sort you out. One of the best comedy thrillers ever made. Anyway, Richard is a big cinephile. He came back with a lot of recommendations for uplifting films and here is a selection of some of those. Hey Adam, I'm just here with trouble. Here she is. That's trouble. My first choice of an uplifting film is, well, I was pleased with your choice of Midnight Run. That's a great film. And mine also stars Robert De Niro, but I think objectively probably isn't a great film is I was trying desperately to think of something else but decided to go with honesty and one of my ultimate pick-me-up films of the last few years is also a bit of a guilty pleasure and that is The Intern with Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway. And it's kind of incredibly slick,

sickly sweet, vomit making. But when I've had a cold or maybe if I've been hung over or something, it's a kind of hideous but soothing balm that I could just sort of smear over my eyes and mind. I can't recommend it wholeheartedly as a movie, but it does something for me. You've got to park cynicism at the door, otherwise it's not going to work. And there's probably a thousand films I would recommend that you watch before it, but this is the truth anyway, my ultimate pick me up film is The Intern.

I also wanted to mention a film by Yasujirou Uzu called Good Morning, which really is a good film. It's a masterpiece as well as being very daft. It's also really warm. The photography is absolutely beautiful and it's got the most fantastic child actors in and also a repeating fart gag throughout the film, but they always just use the one fart sound effect

and it's a very good, very funny film and very moving. And I'd also like to mention Buona Vista Social Club which is a very uplifting movie and I found it really inspiring as a musician especially the sort of end passages when they go and get to play Carnegie Hall and there's this slow motion shot of Ibrahim Ferrer intercut with him talking about his mother and then him looking out from the stage at these people giving him a wild ovation. And that was just like, wow,

this is what dreams are made of. And finally, just a quick mention to another go-to favorite, which is Happy Gilmore. So there you go. It all comes back to Adam Sandler, you see. It's almost as if there's some structure in the podcast. Thank you so much to Richard Dawson for all his recommendations there and for his honesty when it came to the intern. I have seen the intern but only once and I have to be honest that I don't remember being very uplifted. I was disturbed by one scene when Robert De Niro who is playing this man who has to go back into the workforce in his

later years. I can't remember exactly why and he's in this office surrounded by groovy younger people and I think I'm remembering this right. Anne Hathaway at one point gives him a massage and he gets a boner. That's uplifting in a way isn't it for his trousers but no I will go back I'm sure you know Richard but I think was clear that he's not claiming masterpiece status for the intern. I'll go back and give it another go but thanks Richard really appreciate it man beautiful recommendations we'll check out that Ozu film and it's been years since I saw

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