THE ADAM BUXTON PODCAST - EP.258 - EMMA SIDI

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Adam talks with British comedian, writer and actor, Emma Sidi about why Adam loves Matthew McConaughey and why Emma isn't sure, sensitive Caesareans, Emma's social media parenting strategies, the ethics of character comedy, and life on the road with Alan Partridge.Conversation recorded face-to-face in London on 3 September, 2025Thanks to Séamus Murphy-Mitchell for additional editingPodcast illustration by Helen GreenListen to Adam's album 'Buckle Up' Order Adam's book 'I Love You Byeee' Sign up for the newsletter on Adam's website (scroll down on homepage)RELATED LINKS (ON ADAM'S WEBSITE) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Adam Buxton here, with news of some live shows, details of which you'll find on my website, adam dash buxton.co.uk. On the 10th of October, I'll be on stage at the Wimbledon Theatre with Samira Ahmed, talking about my book, I love you, bye, showing clips and signing things afterwards. On the 13th and 14th of October, the Adam Buxton Band is playing two nights at the Norwich Arts Centre. Expect songs from my new album, buckle up, great bants, and afterwards, I'll sign things if you want. And finally, on the 6th of October, I'll be appearing at the Royal Festival Hall as part of the London Literary Festival. Expect humorous readings, videos and music followed by, yep, signing. And then, I think that's it for live shows for the rest of this year.

Tickets and info at adam dash buxton.com.uk. I added one more podcast to the giant podcast bin. Now you have plucked that podcast out and started listening. I took my microphone and found some human folk. Then I recorded all the noises while we spoke My name is Adam Buxton I'm a man I want you to enjoy this

That's the plan Hey How you doing podcasts It's Adam Buxton here It's a windy day out here in Norfolk Grey clouds are scudding a few drops of rain

coming down on me and my dog friend Rosie who is here present correct oh some hooting over from the fields what do you think about that Rosie it's a hooter nanny

she's pulled over to the side of the road she didn't like the hooting she wants to go back no rosy come on sweetie it's fine the hoot is fine I'm here I'll look after you Blimey, I'm more worried about the wind.

I think this is building up to be an actual storm, according to the news. This morning was beautiful, now it's gone all inclement. How are you doing anyway, podcasts? Not too bad, I hope. Thanks for joining me for some more top-quality, inconsequential waffle with my great guest, who I will tell you about shortly. First of all, I just want to say a very quick thank you

to everyone who bought my album, Buckle Up. I think all those pre-orders helped propel it into the higher reaches of the album charts. Someone told me it made number 16. But they did say it's likely to drop out again immediately. But thank you so much if you have bought a copy of the album or even if you've just listened to it on a streaming platform. I appreciate it.

I did send out one of my very infrequent newsletters. which you can sign up for by going to my website, adam dashboxden.co.uk. There's a link in the description. If you scroll down to the bottom of the front page, you'll find somewhere you can sign up for the old newsletter. Blimey, we're going to get blown away here. Whoa, okay, doggie.

We're intrepid, Rosie. I don't want to be intrepid. I want to go back to the kitchen sofa. Kitchen sofa, yes, yes, I know. Well, we will. right it's a couple of minutes later now and uh haven't really found anywhere more sheltered to record this so i think we might head back we're back in rosy's favorite place the kitchen it's going to fill up your water bottle dog legs

There you go, mate. Mmm, that was delicious. Do you want some too, Rosie? Well, look, let's go and sit on the sofa. Oh yeah, this is... way better than being out there recently i don't know what i was thinking anyway what was i saying oh yeah the newsletter i'm sure you were all riveted i was saying that i sent out a newsletter on friday on the day of the album drop just to let you all know and give you some great fun links to click and that kind of thing but i noticed because you can check how many people have actually

opened the newsletter and I couldn't help noticing that quite a few people had not opened the newsletter. Now, that may be for all sorts of reasons, but there is a possibility, an understandable one perhaps, that it was filed as spam or junk, if you prefer. So if you had signed up for it and you didn't receive it, then take a look in the old junk box. But right now, from the piece, the beautiful piece of the Buckles Kitchen, let me tell you about my guest for podcast Number 258, the British comedian, writer and actor Emma Ciddy. City Facts. Emma was born in 1991 to English parents who were living in the United States at the time.

But she was brought up and educated near Woking in the English County of Surrey. She studied French and Spanish at Emmanuel College, Cambridge, where she developed her talent for character comedy as part of the famous Footlights Sketch Troop. Edinburgh shows and short films followed after leaving college, and by the late 2010s, Emma was landing character roles on TV shows like W-1-A, Staff Letts Flats, and Liam Williams' 2017 spoof of YouTube celebrity culture, Please Like, which is really great, if you haven't seen it, I think it's still on YouTube, PLS, Like, in which Emma played a Zoella-style social media influencer called Millipede, Tim

Key is in that show as well and Jamie Dimitri, lots of funny people pop up in that show. In 2020, drawing on her experiences studying Spanish for seven months in Mexico, Emma wrote and starred in La Prinsessa de Woking, a parody of a 1980s Spanish language telenovela, like a soap, set in contemporary small town England, which the whole cast performed entirely in Spanish. There's a link in the description. You can see it on YouTube still. It's only short. Since then, Emma has popped up in comedy series like Ghosts, Black Ops, and King Gary, as well as playing a central character in the TV comedy drama Starstruck, co-written by and starring her old flatmate, and former guest on this podcast, Rose Matafayo. Rose's co-writer on Starstruck was fellow Kiwi

Alice Sneddon. Emma played Kate, the best friend of Rose's character, Jesse. In Starstruck, Kate ends up marrying Ian, played by another staff Let's Flats alumnus Al Roberts, to whom Emma Ciddy is married in real life, and with whom, as of this year, she has a human child. In 2024, following the correct path for most successful comedians in the UK, Emma was a contestant in the 18th series of taskmaster. That same year, she toured her show Emma Ciddy is Sue Gray, which had begun life a few years before, when Special Investigator and former civil servant Sue Gray was in the news as the investigator of the Boris Johnson administration's Partygate scandal. Emma's portrayal of Gray was intentionally, thoroughly inaccurate. My conversation with Emma was recorded earlier this

month, September 2025. We met at Rose Matafayo's house in northeast London, which was a quiet place to record near where Emma and Al live with their baby son. And as well as talking about Emma's experience of giving birth by Caesarian Section and her parenting strategies as they currently stand, we talked about the ethics of character comedy and life on the road with Alan Partridge. By the way, the new Partridge show that Emma mentioned having seen is called How Are You? It's Alan Brackett's Partridge, which is out in October on BBC One. We also talked quite a lot about Matthew McConaughey. But after some chat about Emma having stayed up all night with the baby,

we began by establishing whether we'd actually met before. I'll be back at the end, probably still from the kitchen, with a bit more waffle. But right now with Emma Ciddy, here we go. Let's have a ramble chat. We'll focus first on this, then concentrate on that. Come on, let's tune the vat, and have a ramble chat. Put on your conversation coat and find your talking hat. Yeah, yeah.

La, la, la, la, may I say, this is the first time we've met. Yeah, ah, we've met very briefly before. Where did we meet before? this is one of those it was so brief oh yeah it it's a big name drop this do it jonathan ross's halloween party oh isn't that such an iconic event i can't even believe it's coming out of my mouth yeah so i haven't been invited for a few years so that was back in the day actually i was even a plus one i wasn't even invited then yeah so very briefly then i think i was with rose or something rose mattefeo but we've never met properly properly at all

so what were you wearing at jonathan and jane's Halloween party oh god what's thingy called in um wendy i was dressed as wendy from the shining oh in right not from peter pan not from peter pan i had a bat and the fringe a fake that's a good costume yeah it's actually really good because i didn't have to buy anything for it even the fringe i own yeah um what were you dressed as well actually you don't remember so I think, was that the one where Sarah Pasco and Ashling Bee and Rochene Connerty were dressed as people from The Handmaid's Tale? Yes. They were dressed as handmaidens. Yeah, it was that one.

And was Alan Carr dressed as a gingerbread man or something? It's entirely possible. God, it's electric, even saying these sentences. And Frank Skinner was dressed as... Who does Adam Driver play in the Star? Wars films. Well, that's a really difficult question, isn't it? Is it someone called Lilo?

Rex? No, Reno. Rido. Roly, Rolo? Anyway, I think it... Kylo Ren. Kylo Ren. Yeah.

Anyway, remembering the name is important because Frank's costume was him holding a big black Lilo. What? Because he was Lilo Ren. So it was a mashup of... Got it. I'm probably not doing justice to... Did he have any Wren elements?

Yeah, there was some... I think he had some superficial elements of the Star Wars character plus the Lilo. You could have a bird, the wren. Right, there you go. Whatever. But he, I think, spent his whole evening explaining his costume. Sure. I guess that's the point of Halloween in a way.

I think I was dressed as a kind of generic alien. I had a cardboard head, like a giant brain that I'd strapped to myself. and there was little fairy lights on it. You actually looked really plain. Yeah. I think that could have been a different year. Like that costume sounds amazing, but when I met you... I'd probably taken it off by that point.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't keep the cardboard head on the whole time. No, it was a very impractical costume. Yeah, and I'm sorry, I'm just meeting again properly now. I shouldn't say you looked plain. No, that's okay. You thought I was a disgrace. But, I mean, I think that's why I don't go to those parties

or maybe why I don't get invited very often, because I don't actually like dressing up for a party. Yeah, I absolutely hate it. And I think Halloween is one of the worst nights of the year because when you're on the tube, just everyone looks awful. Everyone looks beaten up. Yeah. Dripping with blood and bruised just makes me feel a bit sick

and actually very sad for, I don't know, violence. It's a tasteless celebration of violence. I think it, I honestly think it is. Which is a real problem in society. Yeah. And where do you draw the line? Like, you know, there's people genuinely being injured in horrific ways. Yeah.

And suddenly it's okay just to go around and pretend that you've been horrifically injured? I don't think so. Well, I think... This is where the pushback starts. For me, you know, I don't want to be too judgmental because people can have a bit of like carnivalesque fun. Do it. What I don't like is that they actually look rank. Like, you wouldn't normally leave the house like that.

Like, if you're dripping with blood, you're just kind of... wipe it away and go, God, I need to sort myself out before going out today. Yeah. Those are always the lamest costumes when they just squirts and blood on and they look all grimy. Would you go to the Met Gala? Well, I'd love to go to the Met Gala. I can arrange for you to go. It would be very difficult to say no, wouldn't it?

I think it would be. God, I've got to turn up. I mean, to me, that's my worst nightmare. I wouldn't like to go. I was once on an easy jet flight sitting next to an act oh no now i've forgotten her name who's miss money penny oh judy stench no she's um Naomi Harris Naomi Harris okay so I was once on an easy jet flight sitting next to who I thought was Naomi Harris yeah and I looked across and on her iPad she wrote something along the lines of

I'm not wearing that to the Met Gala and that's how I knew oh it is Naomi Harris who is writing that on their iPad wow and then I said to her you know actually this is mad of me but I was like you know Amy Harris did you well it's because the air stewardess said to her hey you're on our in-flight video you're on the training video and she said no I'm so sorry I'm not and they go well we think you are we all recognize you is from the in-flight video she said I'm so sorry I'm not and they go well you've got a doppelganger going around and they left her alone but clearly they just recognized her from being Miss Money Penny and I said look I actually recognize you I think you're great and then we had a great chat she was lovely

Good one. But she gave me some advice. This was about 13 years ago. And she said, my advice is, you just need a big break. I mean, that is good advice. It is a form of the ultimate true advice, which is you just need a bit of luck. Yeah. But the rest of that advice in a wider focus is that's why you have to stick with it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because you have to increase your chances of getting the luck. Yeah. I suppose that's right. felt because she went on to say and for me my big break was Danny Boyle and I was like this is great advice but how do I wait okay Naomi how do I get Danny Boyle yeah but you're so right that's the more insightful it's the wider thing of going I think so that's how

that's your only hope of applying that kind of advice yeah because otherwise yeah it's just like my advice is be incredibly beautiful yeah that's exactly and meet lots of amazing people yeah and be very talented. Totally. Well, I just finished reading Matthew McConaughey's book, Green Lights. Right. Have you read Green Lights? No, I have a bit of a...

Aversion. Yeah. Why? Explain. To Matthew McConaughey. Sure, I think maybe a lot of people do, but... This is awful. I hope you never hears me say this. I just don't...

There's something about it. I don't know. Two on the front foot. Yeah. Just, like, what do you want from me? Do you know what I mean? I can't... What is it?

How can I say this? in a way that is okay. Is there an incident or a image you have of him that encapsulates your antipathy? Yeah, well, all those rom-coms, I didn't get it. For me, I was like, why is this guy everywhere? And then in Wolf of Wall Street, when he's just, you know, it's so celebrated that scene.

Pounding on his chest opposite Leo DiCaprio. I just know he's loving it. But look, if I met him, I'm sure we'd have a great, time. I go, oh, look, I love him now. His chest pounding was something he did before a take. Yes, yes. I know. We all know that. That, okay, that is what sums it up. That fucking, that pinnickling, that. We've all improved, man. It's fine. It was Leo who suggested he do it in the scene. Okay. I think you need to read green lights. No, I can't do it. It's really

amazing. Are you reading it or listening to the audio book? Of course I'm listening to the audio Fine. So you like him then, because you like to hear him saying all of it. I love his voice. Oh, my God. Green lights. He says that. Because it's all about his philosophy. It's like jam-packed with all his kind of hokey philosophy, which, and I thought of it because talking of, you know, people with incredible genes like Naomi Harris, he is this, you know, exceptionally beautiful man. All right.

Oh, really? Fair enough. No, no. No, I don't. Honestly. All right. But he, you know, a lot of this book is him talking about how he has bent good fortune to his will and how he has nailed all these breaks.

And the subtext right the way through as a listener is, yeah, but that's because you look like Matthew McConaughey. Exactly. He was brought up by, he doesn't talk about where they were politically, but they sound like fairly conservative parents, certainly religious. Whereabouts? In Texas. And there was a lot of kind of physical abuse is what you've got to call it. But he insists that it wasn't, he doesn't see it that way.

He feels like I was brought up the way that I should have been brought up and, you know, it was tough love kind of thing. And he still loves his parents. But there's hair raising descriptions of some mad, mad stuff. Wow. Like at the beginning of the book, he's talking about his dad getting back from work and his mom is making dinner and his dad big guy huge guy and sits down and he's like where's my dinner and classic kind of confrontation ensues with the mum saying there it is you fat pig

I can tell you listening to the audiobook is great and then it kicks off so they have a physical tussle and this is Matthew and his brother as young like around about 10 years old are in the room watching all this happen according to him. Oh, God. And, but he says this is just, you know, this is not unusual. This is the kind of thing that used to happen a lot. So they're having a tussle and then at one point, mum grabs a kitchen knife.

Right. Like she's going over to the phone to call the cops because it's already got physical. And then she grabs a kitchen knife and she is brandishing it. And the dad to diffuse the situation, grabs a bottle of ketchup and start squirting it at her and like sort of slashing her with this ketchup in the air.

Wow, I'm trying to think, is that funny or violent? Is it just violent? It's kind of nightmareish. Like if you saw it in a film, it would just be like, it's almost lynchy and... Yeah, yeah, you go, who wrote this? Yeah, because it's sort of funny, but the subtext is so upsetting. But that diffuses the situation.

Oh, God. Actually, I genuinely got chills, thinking of the night. life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so, it's a really scary image. And then they start snogging, all covered in ketchup. Because they're so violent and turned on that they grab each other and they collapsed to the ground and then they have a shag. Shut up. This is it, no, this is right. And the boys are behind the sofa. No. And he's like, that's what it was like, round at my house. And it's not described as like, poor me, imagine me witnessing this kind of horror. It's like, well, that's what mum and dad were like.

Oh, God. This is why this man drives me mad. Do you really, do you think that happened? I don't know. If I ever met him, I would ask him. There was a possibility that he was going to be on the podcast, which is why I listened to the book. And then that possibility evaporated. Why did it evaporate?

Well, it was just a scheduling conflict. Fine, fine. But to be honest with you, I wrote to him, which I very seldom do. Wow. After reading the book, because I just thought I really, really want to ask him about a lot of the stuff in this book. Yeah. And it's not all so shocking, right? Right.

A lot of it is much more wholesome and just straightforwardly entertaining. Okay. Plus, I really genuinely love a couple of his films. Like, they mean a lot to me, contact and interstellar. Right. I haven't seen those ones. Are they both about aliens? Or the stars. They are about the stars, yeah.

It's definitely... Jodie Foster is in contact. He's amazing. Right. And he is a kind of supporting character, but he's good. See, I'm more... This says a lot, actually. I'm more Magic Mike.

Yeah, okay. And I have to lose a guy in 10 days. That's what I'd write to him about. Yeah, okay. And go, sorry I don't love him. for you, but those films were good. Well, look, if he ever gets back to me, because it was a very crawly letter that I wrote, then come along and...

We'll read it together. Sit down with me and Matthew, and you can see if you come out of it feeling differently about it. Yeah. Yeah. I just thought, here is a guy who is a genuine movie star, like one of the last of the real movie stars, along with someone like Scarlett Johansson or someone like that. Billboard, flagship, yeah.

He's larger than life. he's this kind of mad, crazy, all right on, all right, all right. You know, it's like almost bigger in real life than he is on screen. Yeah. And I just thought it would be amazing to meet him and kind of... Yeah, and to be fair, he's putting it all out there, isn't he? Yeah. Saying something like that in your book.

God, I hate you for this. I think I'm going to read it. It really is pretty entertaining. But right the way through his, part of his philosophy is trying to turn adversity into a lure. He doesn't put it in that way. He says it's a green light. Right. You might think it's a red light, but then when you look back on it, green light.

Right. And then every now and again, he'll do a bit of poetry. Sorry, I'm not going to just talk about Matthew McCormack. No, no, it's great. It's great. Like, one of the stories is, and this is, I'm not making light of the McConaughey family. No, no, of course not, and I'm not. The...

Sorry, that sounds like I was. Sure, I'm not either. You know, his dad died. How do you think his dad died? Okay, how old was he? I'm not sure exactly, but I would say the late 60s, early 70s. I'm going to say trespassing. Why trespassing?

I can just see, you know, Texas, I can see something weird going on in the tracks in Texas. Do you know what I mean? Some train story that we were looking for the tracks. You know, I can just see that. Stealing lead pipe. Yeah, stealing coppering. I'll sell it. Anyway, but I'm wrong, am I?

Yes. He died climaxing while making love to his wife. Matthew's mum or different wife? No, no, Matthew's mum. How do we... Really? Yes. Shut up.

He was probably watching. Shut up, man. Yeah, watching again. How... So they know that just because his mum was like, oh, I tell you the moment. I think so. Yeah, yeah. What happened is head blue off or something?

No, he just, he had a cardiac arrest. Oh, I'm sorry. That's okay. I mean, Matthew McConaughey's not going to come on this. podcast. I think that's the end of that. I've done peyote in a cage with a mountain lion. Green light. I've had 78 stitches sewn into my forehead by a veterinarian. Green light. I've had four concussions from falling out of four trees, three of them

on a full moon. Green light. I have bongoed negative until the cops arrested me. Green light. I believe everything we do in life is part of a plan, green light. Sometimes the plan goes as intended, and sometimes it doesn't. That's part of the plan, green light. I apologize for only just meeting you and just downloading all my thoughts on Matthew McConaughey. No, I really liked it because it did, as you can tell, you know, it touched a nerve for me. Yeah.

So it felt kind of personalized. Good. Green light. Oh my God. I can't do it. I can't do it. How are you doing at the moment? How is life for you? Yeah, life's good. Life's good. I have a baby. So I think that really dominates life, doesn't it? Because when you have a baby, it is really within the year. Like it won't be a baby for forever. And the year of being a baby is actually pretty nuts. So I suppose at the time of speaking, my baby is six months old.

Yeah, we're speaking in September 2025. November, 2025. And yeah, so that feels like that is obviously major, major tenet. This is your first? This is my first. And I have gone back to work as well. I'm sort of doing like a version of part-time work, I guess, or saying no to some stuff, able to do some other things. Auditioning and not getting the roles.

You know, when you're like, you're being more discerning. So it hurts even more when you don't get something. You're like, what? Yeah. I thought my discernment meant... Yeah. Well... I've got a baby I could be bringing up.

Exactly. Give me that part, you shit bag. That's exactly it. So it doesn't make any sense. But yeah, that's been interesting. But yeah, so that's cool. And it's a little baby boy. I didn't know what I was having, a boy or a girl.

Yeah, it's nice to have a surprise. It's amazing. It means, I think, during those first months, you're coming to terms with even that. And actually, I'd watched... I wasn't... I had quite a compliment. It was one of those lots of labour C-section at the end and it took me a while to kind of get over it, I suppose Not get over it, I'm still, you know, processing it, but it was I couldn't really look at the photos and the videos at the time

Because if you have a C-section, they can take lots of photos and that kind of thing Yeah The other day, I was like, you know what, I'm really ready to look at that stuff and I think it's going to really help me and Have you all opened up? Yeah, of me opened up of the baby coming out of all that kind of thing Like a scene from The Thing. From... You probably haven't seen it. I haven't seen the thing.

No. As we were stablet. It's a lot of kind of C-section stuff. Oh, well, I'll check it out. I'll be able to deal with it now. And there was this video that I hadn't seen at all. And it's so beautiful. But obviously, flipping intense.

Sorry, I was going to say fucking. Obviously, that's fine as well to say that. It doesn't matter. Fucking intense. This baby is halfway out of me. So they even said to me, Do you want the screen lifted down a bit? So you can see.

So you can see. Is your partner in the room? My partner's in the room. My husband, Al, is in the room. And I was like, yeah, yeah, put the screen down. If I'm totally honest, I was out of it. I'd have a long labour, gas and air, all that, you know, all that stuff. So you're totally pissed up.

I'm pissed up. Exactly. It's the best way of saying it. The screen comes down. And so you can see this, I guess, envelope hole in my stomach. But it doesn't look like my stuff. You know, it looks so disconnected from, I don't know. And this baby is halfway out.

And his eyes are sort of half open. And he's got these little arms that are like zombie arms. And he's halfway out. And they say, now we know you don't know the sex of the baby. And we want you guys to find out first. So all of us, the surgeons, anesthetists, everybody, we're all going to close our eyes in the operating theatre as we lift this baby out of you.

And you see all these medical professionals, you know, pretty impressive people go, right, we can close our eyes for a minute. Oh, God, I'm getting chills talking about it. And so they all close their eyes and lift out this thing because he is a thing. I mean, you said the thing, but it is. Well, it's more like alien, actually. Oh, God. Yes, I've heard of some of that happens in alien. Lift him up and then those little D and balls are there.

And, yeah, my husband goes, it's a boy. I go, my beautiful boy, again, I don't remember, I don't really remember realizing it was a boy for a few minutes later. But yeah, isn't that cool? That thing of going, we're all going to close our eyes. So you get to be the first people to see this. I wonder if that's protocol now. Maybe someone got angry with them and said, like, how dare you find out the sex of my child before I do? I'm suing you.

We would never have thought, imagine demanding that of your surgeon. Yeah. Excuse me, while I'm open, could you just shut your eyes for a minute? But yeah, I think they're called gentle caesarians. And UCLA does a version of the gentle cesarean, which is where they close their eyes and gently show you your baby. Gently cut you open. So pretty cool, really. That's amazing.

Yeah, it's amazing. So feeling all good. And the little baby is just so freaking cute. Oh, good. I'm glad. Yeah. But it's a lot, obviously. That goes to that same.

It's a sort of fun madness that time, isn't it? Yes, exactly. My dad said this that was really helpful. He was like, oh, you're going into the most exciting time of your life. And I hadn't thought of that. You kind of think of uni or something being like that. Right. And I think there's a lot in that.

Because it's very different to everything else. I mean, obviously it's only fun if you're lucky and everything's gone relatively well. For sure. But you're so physically altered by the lack of sleep and all that sort of stuff. that your brain works in a different way. And also, you know, you just are reeling from the weirdness of having created this thing. Yeah, I'll never understand that. And it loves you.

Also, this shouldn't be TMI because humans are humans. We conceived in our house, fine, in our bed. Oh, God, that does feel like TMI. Yeah. God. Anyway, now that baby, you know, hangs out in the bed. Yeah. So often I just look at it.

in that bed, go, Jesus Christ, do you know what I mean? You just think, that's, that's too much. I wish it had been on holiday. It would give me some kind of separation. Wow, that magical place where you can do that. Just did it in, wow, I won't say the borough. A borough in London. Oh, it gives me the ick, not the ick, the creeps.

Well, at least there wasn't like a video or anything. How do you know that? No, there isn't a video. McCona has probably got a video. Yeah, he will do. of his um but oh good well i'm glad it's sort of gone yeah relatively well it has it definitely has yeah yeah good and has it given you lots of great ideas for shows great question and my answer to that is no because i don't think anyone's done one about you're so right it's such a

it's such a gap in the market there actually there's this amazing thing that the royal court have set up called First Words, which is like a sort of NCT group, but for writers. So it's for anyone who's got a baby under the age of one who calls or thinks of themselves as a writer in some way. It's a really refreshing group as well because, like, there was, the other day, there was this woman who's like a herbologist who was like, I just love herbs, don't really know about kids, but anyway, I'm getting on with it. And you're like, wow, that is so, it was so nice to have a herbologist.

just be like, I don't really know what I'm doing. Do you know what I mean? Like, a lot of NCT... I don't really like kids, but talk to me about herbs. Yeah. And she was like, obviously, I love this baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, God damn, I love her.

Is the baby's name... Basil? Or... Tarragut. I was just thinking Herbie. Yeah, Herbie. I should have asked that. I put my hand up and said, I've got a question.

It's your baby called Herbie. be. And is it only people who are having a nice experience of parenthood that go to that sort of thing? Well, this is what I'm saying. I found the writers one. So a lot of these NCT groups, you know, it's a lot of full mat leave stuff where, I mean, people are amazing, but there's a lot of focus on the babies. Of course there is. And the writers one was a bit more of a focus on maybe the existentialism of it all and the sort of arty jobs that you feel like you could be doing at the same time but you've kind of left behind then there were some writers for like sky news you know they're loving it because they feel traumatized by the news oh yeah

that's interesting mixed with uh they also seemed quite frustrated to not be you know news reading or whatever yeah yeah don't want to speak for these people as well but this was just my kind of perception of it. Then there was someone else who'd done a short film recently and said that when it rapped, she experienced extreme grief, which I really understand. I thought it was really honest, you know, she's there with this baby and a carrier going, oh God, now I've got to get fully back to just baby while this film is done. So it's funny to call it extreme grief. But, you know, I've really appreciated her saying that. And I think it's kind of good to be honest about how it makes you feel

and I think and you know I'll be there ranting and raving as well about that's the way I used to feel when my wife would ask me to help out round the house Yeah extreme extreme

I think there's a few things with domestic life I'm doing comedy Do you know how hard that is I have to pace around in my room for hours on end uninterrupted otherwise no comedy will come out

But that's sort of, to have an NCT group that allows you to say crazy, not really okay stuff like that, is really, really healthy, I think. It's a really great place. That's good. Yeah, as long as people don't judge you, I guess. Yeah, I know. And it sounds like now that I'm judging the other people, but I want to make it clear that I was also there sort of almost crying, talking about doing a sitcom script. Yeah. But yeah, sorry, I think what I was saying with that was that at some point, because they're at some point, because they're.

There's a sort of playwright who leads it. And yeah, she's amazing and does such a great job of kind of getting everyone to like talk about stuff and, you know, focus it as well. But she was asking, you know, how this might affect work or the work you make and does it affect you being a mother that you kind of want to write about that sort of stuff? And I realized listening to it that I don't feel like that at all. But I think that's because I'm like so new to the job. Like it almost hasn't settled in. It's almost like I've just become a gymnast. and people are like, what's it like on the beam?

And I'm like, oh, fuck, I haven't even done that bit yet. I don't know. I just do pommel holes. I don't know. I'm just trying to think of... Yeah, it's only been six months. Yeah, and it's so encompassing. You're still the person that you were before, kind of.

Yeah, totally. What sort of environment did you grow up in, if you don't mind me asking? Are you still friends with your parents? Are they still around? Yeah, I am. It's funny having a baby that makes you think relentlessly about your relationship with your parents and your own childhood, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah, they're great.

They're great, to be fair. They drive me crazy as well as they're totally great. I had a wonderful childhood. I also had quite an extreme thing happened when I was nine, and they dealt so well with that, which was my dad had an extreme head injury. Oh, no. And went to rehab for two years.

And then actually came out basically fine, just quite... He was in an accident. He was in a big kind of beating you up in London accident. No way. And that's why I'm not. know they did such an amazing job because that time for my mum must have been, I mean, obviously brutal for my dad. But for my mum, just keeping that all afloat, I think that must have been really, really hard. And I don't look at that time as being traumatic. How old were you? I was nine.

And I had a seven-year-old brother and a four-year-old brother. So, yeah, mad, awful. Were you very frightened? Did you understand what had happened? Yeah, I think I initially found it really funny in that same way that when I was also nine I think when the twin towers collapsed were you laughing enough found that hilarious I think some of those things you know when you're told about them it's too mad to get your head around you know your dad's been in a major head trauma related accident you go oh classic me old dad anyway you know Simpson's on kind of thing so yeah I found it really really funny and then as time went on I think it was it was really weird because when we'd visit him in rehab he was like a different person at least for that first year

and stuff like you have to do stuff in rehab like painting cartoon characters to kind of get your motor skills back so he was there full time he was i think i can't remember how long the full time was but i'd say a year and then kind of living there for the second year but would come home a lot was his speech badly affected as well initially and then then was actually fine just slower to remember stuff but it was like it was like a personality change initially And again, you know, he's gone back to, you know, pretty much normal, I think, yeah, by the grace of God. Yeah. The thing I really remember was him doing a painting of Dumbo, the elephant.

And it was, to be fair to him, really high quality. It was just fantastic. You're smashing it, Dad. Smashing it. But, you know, what the hell? And he shows it to that he goes, look what I've done, kids. And we're like, wow, Daddy, that's amazing. And you're like, ugh.

this is the wrong way around it's weird but obviously that was great that he was getting those motor skills back yeah but kind of like I said that's like a weird memory as opposed to a trauma memory and I think that's got to be thanks to my parents yeah so you obviously weren't a kind of anxious worrier otherwise that kind of experience would have really thrown you for a loop I think so I don't think I'm very neurotic and that is yeah but I did really quite early was going out with my current boyfriend. I'm current boyfriend, current husband. I realized quite early on that if he wouldn't text me back at midnight,

I'd sort of be like, oh, no, he's had an injury. That became quite quick assumption. But again, just been like, well, I'll find out in the morning and then we'll just do two years of rehab and work it out. So, okay, not too bad. Yeah. He'll do some drawings of Disney characters. Yeah.

I can encourage him to do some abstract expressionism. Totally. I'll help him outline Pinocchio and fill in the, you know, fill in the colours. So, yeah, so overall, very, very good, suburbia, Woking. So, yeah, I had a really nice time growing up. But you were born in the United States. I was born in the United States. Whereabouts? New York City. Oh, yeah.

Manhattan. Wow. And then I went to Germany from the ages of three to five. Right. And then Woking. New York, Desseldorf, Woking. Nice. need it on a t-shirt.

Do you have any memories of those places? Yeah, lots of memories of Dusseldorf and I could speak German. So I have memories of having these conversations in German. So that's weird. But then I didn't stay fluent, but I learned it again later. Do some German. Go on, do it now. Also, can I'm a bit in Deutsch.

But I have a so feel, forgetsen. It's quite good, actually, that isn't it? It's nice. It's like German newsreader tone, I think, is so nice. Yeah. Today, give there's vile problems in the... You know, you're like, oh, that's actually lovely, I think. Well, it is...

It's not so harsh. Yeah, because obviously, a lot of people's associations with the German language are not positive. Certainly for my parents' generation. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? And they always used to go on about, oh, it's such an ugly language. It's so guttural. But actually, the way you were doing it was good. Yeah.

Well, thank you very much. And also, I do like, you know, I love bands. like craftwork and I love a lot of those can and noi and I got I was really into German scar as a teenager really yeah it's quite beautiful yeah it's a lot of quite existential themes in german scar yeah but you also speak good Spanish did you study Spanish yeah so I think actually Disseldorf is the reason behind this I was always into languages so then I went to uni and studied languages, French and Spanish, Spanish from scratch, and I realized amongst my year of doing languages, almost everybody was either born bilingual, you know, had a bilingual

parent or had a weird stint living in a different country. And I think that is the sort of unfairness of it, that if you get that time in a different country, your brain as a little child is just, it is just spongier to absorbing languages, I think. It became such an obvious thing that everyone had in common. So, yeah, so I did French and German throughout school, and then I dropped German and took up Spanish. Is that something that you and Al will do, do you think, move to a different country for a while while your child is young?

Well, I think we're too selfish. I don't know. Like, we're in London. I can't, I don't know what I'd do in a different country. Do you know what I mean? But maybe we should. I think you should. Greenlight.

That would be, imagine all the experience. you'd have and saying that about children being able to absorb languages much easier when they're young is so true and that is a superpower to have another language in your locker God but where the hell do we go you really think we should go to but you can speak Spanish why don't you do a Susie Isard and go and perform comedy in Europe and do like you did a whole special in Spanish I can't be bothered I feel it is such effort doing that it is such effort because on my year abroad i was in mexico and i did a flipping hour of comedy monologues and it was excruciating i just can't go back there adam i can't do it i i hear

you but i don't think i've got the energy what about just talking to the child in spanish yes i do do a bit of that anyway yeah because it's funny because i've realized now he's six months I can get him out of a tantrum by putting on a headscarf and speaking in a different language like it like I sort of kind of pretend to be like a babushka basically

and we'll say in Spanish or something like he shouldn't cry can you give me some babushka yeah yeah well first I might be like I do start in English to not freak him out to him like hello little baby

it's not good hello little baby but I'm wearing this headscarving And I go, por favor, no yore is my bivisito, for favor. Like that. And it literally snaps him out. And then, and then at the end, I go, bong, bong, bong, and he laughs. What's the bong, bong?

It's just like a punchline and he can feel it's a punchline as well. It's classic stuff. It gets him every time. And I also sometimes wave this, there's these classes called baby sensory and you pay them loads of money and they just wave fabric in their face, basically. So I often go, welcome to baby sensory. is £5.50. Bong, bong, bong. And he always laughed. So that's been great. And it's a good way of bringing in language to a baby's life, I suppose. That was quite spooky because my mum was

Chilean. So my youngest memories are of her talking to me in Spanish, but then she stopped when she moved to the UK. Well, when did she move to the UK then? Well, actually, she had moved to the UK and started speaking Spanish to us. But then, I've told this story so many times, but then was told by all the friends of her and my dad that, oh, no, you're going to confuse them. Well, you know what? This is, you probably know this,

but this is the thing about bilingual kids that if you raise a child totally bilingual, their development is slower. Yeah. Until the age of about seven and then they suddenly shoot up past every other kid. Right. And they're the genius kids.

But you do have to, as the parent, I think this is really genuinely very difficult, put up for four, five, six, these ages of the kid being like, wait, what? Literally talking in the wrong language all the time and being really slow at learning spelling and grammar and just actually being totally out of kilter because they've got too much going on. Yes. Then they get to seven, you've got yourself a flippin' kid and a half. It's all a series of gambles bringing up children, isn't it?

Because it's like you're taking the gamble that they won't be residually. screwed up by the experience of being slower than their classmates and things like that and that they won't absorb some sense of insecurity or insufficiency. And you're hoping that it'll all be resolved a bit later on. I mean, I'd say take the gamble. Children are fairly resilient. Yeah, I think take the gamble. But the problem is I'm not actually native.

I'm not a native speaker. So I think I'd rather just interest him. I'd rather get him curious in other sounds, other culture. are the ways of saying things rather than necessarily being like hello, I'm your mum and we're randomly going to speak Spanish for the next 18 bloody years

I just think that would affect me that would affect my mental health in drastic ways Or just do the accent No, when he was being with me we'd be like that he's all good That would be quite funny if he grew up just with an accent

Yeah, he can't actually speak Spanish I said, hi, Dad. Hey, Mom, how the hell you're doing? You're good. You're okay. No, it wouldn't work. Did your mom call you, you know, Adam, Buxton. Adamcito. Adamcito. And there was little bits of vocab. Like, I had a blanket that I used to kind of sniff every night. Yes. And that was my amuada. Oh, yeah.

And so there was things like that, you know. It's actually gorgeous Chilean Spanish. It's really like, sorry. Sorry to any Chileans listening, but it's got this, like, wrinky-dinkness to it. Do you know what I mean? Like, I went on my honeymoon in Chile, and in the pharmacy, it's like, it's got this sort of smallness to it. Do you know what I mean? I think I do. A kind of musical.

Yeah, yeah. So it'd be like, por favor, I'm here to paracetamor. Yes. Do you know what I mean? It's just like shorter vowels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love it, love it, love it, love it. Like robot language.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Do you speak Spanish? No, not really. I mean, I do think that, you know, I can get by. Yeah, well, that's great. In a conversation, but I would love to live in Spain or something like that.

The horrible thing about languages, the horrible, unbearable truth is that if you speak another language and not completely natively, you're just good at it or you're almost fluent or whatever, you live eternally with guilt that it's not as good as. it can be. It's like having been a bodybuilder as a teenager and your muscles are always wasting away and you just feel all the time embarrassed about the level you're at. But it's so sad because you should feel good about it. Yeah. But I'm pretty sure this is a thing. It just, I think I could get it over there. I have Colombian neighbours and the guilt I feel every day. Oh, really? Why? Because you think they're judging you. I just feel so embarrassed when, because they always speak to me in Spanish and say, how's Thomas doing? And I'll basically say the equivalent of Thomas is pretty good. Wow, crazy. Did they? Bye. You're like, oh, God. Oh, God. That was awful. That was

awful. Because that's not the way anyone thinks like if a foreign person is speaking to you and they're trying to do English, even if the English is like pretty ropey. Yeah. You're just impressed. You're like, yeah, go for it. You know. That's probably true. Is that completely true? Not everyone is as great as I am. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some people can be intolerant and go, you know, like, you can't speak English properly, but they're dicks. Yeah. And the thing is that, like, someone making an effort to speak another language, you're just, as far as I can tell. And I think most people, you give them a break.

You're not like, your English is crap. Yeah, exactly. You know, you're like, yeah, I know what you mean. Especially when they're doing a pretty good job. Yeah. Yeah. And especially as you wouldn't even be able to say a single word in their language. Totally, totally.

No, you're right, you're right. Just got to give ourselves a break and be like, you know, keep trucking. What are you going to do about social media? What do you mean? With your kids. Oh, actually, I have a really clear answer to this. Oh, yeah. I actually spoke to my husband.

I sort of woke up, you know, almost like woke up like someone coming out of their coffin from the dead. Yeah. Christ, we need to talk about social media and the baby. Right. This is what I'm thinking, okay. Firstly, we're not allowed to go on social media in front of the baby. We can go on WhatsApp, can go on text. That's just part of life.

Not sure what's to do about that. But not making something like Instagram look normal. That's us. Right. The second thing is he will not be allowed to go on social media till he's 16. Then when he's 16, he can opt in. Those are just the rules, and I'm not going to bend on it. The second thing is, I have already bought a desktop computer.

There will be no laptops in the house for this baby, no iPads. if you want to go on the internet that is completely fine it's in the living room and it's on a desk and there's CCTV recording everything you're doing there's no CCTV but if you disobey me i will come down on you like a tan of bricks yeah so look i'm obviously sounding too harsh i was that's something i should have mentioned about my childhood my dad was actually pretty strict he would often say i'm going to come down on you like a ton of bricks yeah yeah mean it really so yeah Look, we'll see. This might not all work out at all.

But I want to be quite strict about it, actually. I think it's a serious, huge, massive problem. I think I want to find the balance between keeping him safe and him being too much like Marcus from about a boy. You know, like I'm already dressing him in a way that I don't think is fair on him. So I've just got to, yeah, try and balance it. But I really, I actually do mean it when I say I think I'm going to try and be pretty strict. Do you think? Were you strict?

No. Oh, God. I wasn't strict. I shouldn't be strict. I think you should be strict. I think your parents from my reading were possibly a little bit like mine in that they were fairly conservative. Yes. Yeah. My parents were superficially strict, but they just didn't have the will to stick with it really. So we ended up getting away with murder. Well, kind of me, you know, it made me quite a good liar. So that is the problem as well.

It doesn't actually sort it out. They were saying the other day, God, you were so great as a teenager. You just weren't no issues at all. I remember being like, God, I was so great at lying. You know, not to be like I was this bad kid, but I had some pretty fun times. You just kept it all from them, right? Yeah. I think I was the same.

It wasn't lying. Like, I wouldn't lie, I don't think. No. But I was, well, once I was described in a school report as sly and underhand. Yes. That's great in teens. You just saw that. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's true, isn't it?

Yeah. I had that skill of just being able to keep things from my parents. I've forgotten how this was put, but my German teacher once sort of accused me in quite an emotional way of taking the piss. Right. You know, and that was fair enough. I feel really bad about that, actually. But yeah, and when I was a teenager, there's only so many times you're sleeping over at Charlotte's house. Do you know what I mean?

It's just a lot of using those excuses to get away with the stuff. But at least that stuff was in person Not on, I don't know Instagram Yeah, yeah Meeting up with I don't even know what I'm talking about I wish all the kids luck

Yeah definitely I mean I think the answer is just to Keep chatting Have those family suppers Yeah are your kids okay Do they seem all right? I think so but I mean I don't know

Because they're probably very sly and underhand Yes Yeah and good for them you know I think they are They're great I mean we didn't send them away to a boarding school which is one big difference yeah you idiots you should have um yeah we would have had way more free time but um i can't that is just so i do think that

the relationship we have with them is perhaps a little closer it's quite different to the one i had with my parents oh you went to a boarding school yeah i did right right right yeah there was some good things about it but i do think my relationship with my parents suffered yeah i bet and it was never i feel like I have a closer relationship with my children. Oh, that was interesting and I'm really grateful. I love information and you're serving by the plateful. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, going in the left ear, coming on the right.

Munching information every day and every night. I saw an interview that you did with the telegraph. Yes, I shouldn't speak to the telegraph, should I? I mean, the thing is about the telegraph, I think they take comedy quite seriously. Like, they're quite good. That is true, yeah. They write about it quite well. Yeah, completely.

In your interview, they obviously, you know, telegraph times, etc. they love any kind of woke identity politics they're so they know their readers are so wound up by all that stuff so they really love to chat about it moth to aflame that's an idiom i do know okay i mean you know hold my hand up i'm kind of the same sometimes as well i find all that culture war stuff sort of interesting but you were saying they were asking you like well what's the deal with doing character-based comedy? Is that okay, just appropriating characters? Yeah, right. Don't you get into trouble with that?

And I was like, oh, I've never heard anyone being worried about that before. God, yeah. Is that a thing to be worried about? You know what? My honest answer to that, I think it is a very legitimate thing to be worried about. I think the more this conversation on identity and, you know, as an actor, what you can portray and what you can't, according to who you are. your experience or your ethnicity or something.

I think there is definitely something in the conversation. It is a really important thing to think about and may be important to worry about. I'm not actually sure what I said in that interview, but my view on it is you just have to be, you have to be thoughtful. And that actually should apply to comedy full stop, shouldn't it? Like, you know, if you're writing, let's say, a new show

and you've got a joke that you know is cheap or off colour that's going to go out and actually character just needs to be the same and I think you need to consider where you're coming from and what the joke of the character actually is basically if you're punching down really and I think if you are punching down

which there was comedy that was punching down I've always had a problem with the punching down system though because there's so many ways that it cannot there's so many different forms of power dynamic that exist right? Yeah totally. not just about identity, but can also be about so many different forms of status. Yeah.

And that's actually what I mean as well. I think it would be lazy to even see, well, when I say punching down, I mean, just between the classes or man to woman or something like that. It's, it's, there's just so many subtleties in it, I think. And you can see when you watch any character comedy that you think is any good, it's because the person has thought about it. They've constructed something that feel. truly 3D, that feels very real, that is made with love, that has all the grey shades

and doesn't have a kind of black and white thing that could get you in a place of either in trouble or feeling like you're in trouble, that you shouldn't really be doing this. So I don't know if that is an answer to it, but basically I think it's a, I think it is a real issue to think about mixed with it can be done. I mean, I basically just in a more circuitous way, asked you exactly the same question that The Telegraph did, while blaming them for asking you a cheap question like that. No, I, it's good. I think also, though, because my husband is also a comedian and also kind of is more a comedy actor,

we talk about this stuff all the time. It's kind of really on the forefront of our minds, just kind of, you know, you want to make sure you're doing an ethical job, I think. Because with my Telegraph hat on, do you like my Telegraph hat? It's lovely. Thank you. I guess you sort of think, well, that's a dead end then for any kind of acting. Like what accents can you do the accent of someone from a different class?

Yeah, yeah. Can you, if it's all going to boil down to sort of power relations. Yeah. And be measured in that way. Sure. Then there's not that much you can really do. Yeah, I think fundamentally it's got to come from somewhere that isn't just a place of contempt. I suppose.

That's it. That's it. Exactly. It's got to come from truth and love and studying something, not just pulling it out of your ass. And although, how about this? Who doesn't like something that's just being pulled out of someone's ass? I guess you can pull it out your ass.

What am I trying to say? I think understanding why it's funny. It is also subtle though, isn't it? Like I saw the new Alan Partridge show. yesterday at the screening and there's so many moments that you'd say oh well that's really edgy

but they've thought about it they've picked the right stuff they've there's like a comedy sieve and you've got to push all your stuff through the sieve and refine it and no I wrote this joke recently about

periods and when I sort of realized oh my god that's like I've actually written a really misogynistic joke there and you just you either take it out or you refine it or you put it in a different way and you go this is what I want to say it's kind of about I don't want to say it's about being clever but it is a bit isn't it it's about kind of focusing thinking a little bit further yeah thinking about

detail thinking about what stuff means what you know what are the implications of what you're saying and if you're thinking about the implications both for the laugh and what it means about the person you're portraying then I think it's going to be okay yeah and also we can make mistakes maybe sure yes that's the thing i think i think it's like i wish people would think the best of other people rather than immediately assuming like you fucking bigot you know yeah you're like well what else have they done in what context is this part of a pattern of bigoted stuff that they're doing or is this they've just slipped up yeah and you know what it's actually making me think because also some people can be offended by stuff and that is you know they're

entitled to feel offended, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't be doing the thing full stop. Had quite an interesting experience years ago now. I had this thing in my show. I think this is 2016. And I think it could be said that I might not do this anymore. But it was a character who was talking about her, you know, like drug addiction, basically. But then she just goes through cow, pole, paracetamor, whatever. It was kind of a cheap little bit like that. And this woman spoke to me afterwards and was like, that was really, really disgusting. Oh, why? And because, you know, it was making light of drug addiction.

Okay. You know, it was a really, like, stupid joke. It was in, like, a character as well, but it's like, it goes from CalPol to, like, Vix Vaporub, and I maybe go through 40 different things like that. Yeah. So it's really silly and whatever. But when she spoke to me at the end, I was like, well, to be fair, she's got a point. And also what, you know, who knows what her experience is with the whole thing.

Am I going to keep doing that bit? Yeah, to be honest. I mean, the thing is, how many other people are, you know, that's sad that she felt that and that she was worried by that. But at the same time, how many other people are going to watch that bit and think that you are genuinely making some commentary on what it's really like to be addicted to drugs? Do you know what I mean? CalPol?

Come on. So, yeah, I do feel like, I listen. I heard her out as well and was like, oh, well, thank you for speaking to me. I'm definitely going to think about it. And I think I did think about it. And I came to the conclusion that I was going to continue. Yes. But like I said, who knows?

Maybe I wouldn't do a, I don't know. I think it's just always got to be a moving, comedy's got to be a moving thing. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I just don't want us to be too scared by it. Are you, have you done stuff in America? Yeah, I have actually. Yeah. Have you been doing things recently?

I think I last performed on. stage in America two years ago or something. Yeah, I've done the kind of, I'd almost say the equivalent kind of places that I gig at in London and America. Are you someone who considers success in America to be the kind of pinnacle of entertainment business success? Hmm. That, my answer to that question is twofold.

Yes, in terms of, I think, I would describe other people's success like that. Like, it's almost like Olivia Coleman. you can say she's so successful now because she's known in America or she won an Oscar I think in terms of myself that country terrifies me and I love living in North London

and I slightly feel like I've got oh no I hate to say I hate to say this because it's it will sound fake but I do slightly secretly feel like I've got everything I've ever wanted fake fake bitch bullshit Bullshit. Nasty little.

Lucky you. Bitch. Phony. Bitch. Social media. That's my social media voice in my head always, responding to things like that. No, that's nice. That's nice to feel like you can appreciate that.

Yeah, I just, I really like my job. I love my job. And I think the tricky thing is when you're not working, you always want the next opportunity. So, of course, that could be anything. You know, if it was an American opportunity, it wouldn't be like, oh, but I don't need that. You know, I want to work. I want to keep on working and making stuff and whatever. But, uh, I don't mind too much.

If they did like an American version of staff let's flats. Yeah. That was obviously going to be a pile of shit. Yeah. Would you just go along and do it anyway? Glib rents apartments. Yeah. Would I go and do it?

Yeah. Just because it's like a job in America. Oh, God. That's a great question. It depends. Yeah. It would depend, it would depend, it would depend what my bank account looks like, I suppose. And so in, yeah.

Yeah. That's a really hard one though. I don't know. Depends on the thing. But yeah, probably why not? I think I'm really up for experiences. I love doing stuff to see what it's like. Like when I went on tour with Alan Partridge, when I went on the Alan Partridge Stadium tour, I super did that on purpose. When was it that you did that? That was three years ago now, I think. So what's that? 2022. I completely did that because I was like, what? I'm going to be on a tour bus with Coogan, some dancers, and be performing at like the Newcastle Arena. And then you found out that Steve only travels in a private Rolls-Royce behind the bus. He often was in the bus.

It was so funny. It honestly, it was hilarious. He was in the bus 30% of the time. Yeah. I couldn't believe. it. It was ridiculous. Being funny. Yeah, I'd say showboating. Yeah. With, you know, showboating and sometimes being very funny, but you can wind him up as well, you know, you can sort of, like, it was a lot of winding up Steve in a bus. Yeah. And then, you know, yeah, him complaining

about like Jackie Chan's earnings. Okay. Yeah, it was great. What were you playing? I can't even remember. Like, two random ass characters, some woman that he interviews, the first half, then a kind of drunken member of the audience in the second half. I really loved it, but I think there was some, we ran out of time, I think, with some of the, what those characters were doing, basically is what I'm saying. But as an experience, it was exactly what I'd hoped it would be, which was nuts. Yeah. It was great.

And those, I think when you get to do a job that's weird, surely just that thing of going, okay, what will this be like to experience as opposed to where will this get me? Yeah. What are your memories then of that tour? One of my favourite moments was in the bottom. So the bus was a tour bus like Spice World, right? Oh yeah. So literally a fricking tour bus.

So you've got all these bunk beds up top with this kind of movie theatre in it. Wow. Yeah, and we've got eight or nine dancers. And then me, the kind of assistant producer, the tour manager and Steve sometimes. and downstairs you've got these little booze on the tour bus and this kind of kitchen area and the kitchen is like stocked with all different you know whatever drink

non-alcoholic booze loads of proper booze whatever and so we're on one of these journeys what you'd do as well you'd finish at a stadium so let's say Glasgow you wrap at Glasgow and then for some reason I think this is how all tours work but it's bizarre so once you wrap in Glasgow you know Steve takes off Alan Partridge

you all get in your normal clothes, you jump on the bus and you drive all night to Bournemouth. Isn't that a weird way of doing stuff? And I think it's to just save money on hotels. So you just drive for 12 hours. And there was this one night where Steve was like really sitting in the downstairs kind of area.

And the assistant producer was talking about how he used to be a bodybuilder and was something like the most successful teenage bodybuilder on the Isle of Shepi. Uh-huh. Like 20 years ago And Steve starts scrolling his phone Like mental

And he's literally going crazy on his phone I was like Steve what are you doing And he goes I've got to find something more masculine than that What He takes ages He takes 10 minutes And eventually Steve showed me a video of himself

Jumping off a cliff Into the sea He goes how about that I was like I think the teenage bodybuilder In the Isle of Sheppi's like a lot better than that He stormed off. Oh, my God.

I loved it. And then a moment I loved also from the tour. So the dancers who were wicked actually, I've never really, have you worked with dancers before? No. Their thing is they absorb choreography like they are genies in bottles. They're just unbelievable. It's incredible to watch.

But they're not super invested in comedy. So they kind of thought that Alan Partridge was Steve. Right. They couldn't, you know. Well, that's an easy mistake to me. It is an easy, yeah, and they the whole time were just like, this show kind of sucks ass, it doesn't make any sense. And then we did our first night in Belfast to like, I think it was 8,000 people. And they all laughed when they should laugh.

And the dancers were freaked out by it because they actually had never realized they were in a comedy show. They thought he was a real third rate washed up TV presenter. And they were like, this guy sucks, bless him. Obviously, if he's got money to book dancers, we'll do it. but really we feel sorry for the bloke, it's miserable. Then when he's wearing the wig and the dress, they're like, okay. And I think I was still trying to, I was like trying to explain to them. Like, it's like this comedy character he does.

But again, it's just different worlds. It's like them saying to me, oh, we're about to do a flip and a sassay. And I'm like, I don't know what you mean. So anyway, so Belfast freaks them out. And then they're like, wait, what is going on here? And that's when I was like, I've been trying to tell you. He's like a comedian. This isn't like a real thing.

And we went into the movie theatre bit of the sort of upper deck of the tour bus And Alpha Papa was on one of the like Netflix things My wife's favourite film Right, it's a brilliant, hilarious movie And we turn it on And it was, it was just like they were kind of freaked out by it Like almost it gave them the ick And they had to turn it off after 10 minutes

For those unfamiliar, this is the Alan Partridge movie The Alan Partridge movie And then suddenly this guy that they're doing the show, he's suddenly this character in the movie. And they really just, they were like, we can't even stomach that. What the hell is going on? And now we're stuck on this bus,

driving from Glasgow to Bournemouth. How do we escape? This is fucking shit. And they turned on 50 shades of grey and kind of never talked about it again. Wait. This is a Squarespace advert. Do you want to build a website?

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So I'm not going on about the milestone, but people every now and again say, oh, I wish I could find some of your jingles and just listen to them individually. So I hope you will find some of your favorite jingles have now been archived on my blog for your listening pleasure. All right, that's it for this week. Thanks again for checking out the album, if you have. Don't forget to look at some of those live dates coming up. There's the Mannington Book Bash, where I'm going to be talking about my own book and interviewing Nigel Plainer. And then there's those dates in October, Wimbledon Literature Festival with Samira Ahmed,

the Adam Buxton Band, playing at the Art Center in Norwich for a couple of nights, and also a big show at the Royal Festival Hall towards the end of October. you'll find details on my website in the events section. Thanks very much once again to Emma City. Thanks to Seamus Murphy Mitchell for all his invaluable production support. Thanks to everyone at ACAST for liaising with my sponsors. Thanks to Helen Green. She does the artwork for the podcast. But thanks most of all to you for coming back.

How about a creepy sofa hug? Come here, hey. Good to see you. Hope you enjoyed hanging out. the kitchen for a change. I certainly did. Until the next time we meet, please go carefully. And for what it's worth, I love you.

Now, I'm going to go for the full shout in the house. There's only the boys here today, so let's do it. Bye! Sorry, I was doing the bye for the podcast. Yeah. I thought it was wrong. I'm very sorry that I scared you, Natty. That's fine, it was just a shock.

By the way, this is Nat, who is the star of pizza time. Hello. Is that appropriate to say, the star? Well, it was written about you. How do you feel about that invasion of your privacy, humiliating, something that you feel has created a wedge between us? No, I think it's completely untrue. True.

Untrue? Well, exaggerated, over-exaggerated, definitely. What, that you only ate pizza for a long period of your teenage years? I mean, every teenager has his pizza. Yeah, but... I had the teenager amount of pizza. No. And I never took beer that was not mine.

Yes, you did. You did. Communal beer, maybe, but... Communal beer. Who else drank beer at that point? It was just me. Maybe you then, that's the problem. Maybe it's you drinking that beer, and then you're just forgetting that you drank it.

No, the point was, as the lyric... States, it was my beer. You're stealing all my beer. It was my, mine, me, mine, mine, mine. And it was like, you were too young to be having all the beer anyway. How old was I? I don't know. 18? Were you 18, maybe? Yeah, drinking edge. Well, it was mine. Yeah, well, I apologize. No, that's okay. You don't need to apologize. I got a song out of it. Yeah, that's pretty good and I don't do it anymore so you got a song and I no longer do it so yeah pretty good and it's a classic song right charts I mean maybe not charts although the album has been in the chart so technically it's a chart hit yeah anyway thank you that's okay anytime

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