The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - 34

Hey everyone, so I was going to start the show, but we put on She's All That, so we're feeling kind of rift out already. To be honest with you, I don't know how much of an episode this is going to be, but it's starting and we're, you know, we're already 13 seconds down. Oh, hell yeah dude, we can do this. Just how many more seconds left? Let's get a seconds clock going. This movie is 14 minutes long.

Eventually the show is just going to be us watching movies and, you know, mostly silence. That would be so fucking tight, dude. It's movies I actually want to watch and you go to say something, I'm just like, just shut the fuck up dude. I want to see this. Yeah, I would love to just not even mystery science theater, it's just me like going to the bathroom and asking for clarification on the plot. What happened dude?

Wait, what happened? Yeah, confused science theater, it's just real science theater. I voted for Congo though. Yeah. Oh yeah. Will Medeker is joining us today. We're going to talk Billy. Yeah.

In the mix. Why Dick? Why Dick Medeker? It's true. Oh hell yeah. Thanks for having me guys. Yeah, they just said they had a killer set here in the Park Slope mansion and now we're doing our show, hell yeah dude, but with a little twist element we're watching, she's

all that. Yeah. We tried, we tried doing this with the new Netflix show, Chasing Cameron. Oh dude, that's so good, but that's just a good show, so we couldn't do it. It's about Cameron Dallas, the Vine star. He has his own like Netflix series now where he, and it was a disaster, it was awesome dude. We could have watched this show.

All these 11 year old girls are so wet that it just makes them, they're crying and they're wet and they don't understand what's happening to their bodies and Cameron's like, the only joke we got out of it was calling it bug chasing Cameron. No, Cameron Dallas Buyer's Club, yeah, that was the other, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, they're just chilling in Cedar Rapids. That's fine of all time dude. Gabrielle Union's in this movie, I totally forgot, looking real good, future wife of DeWayne Wade, Gabrielle Union's still looking good as hell dude.

She looks the closest. What the fuck is she wearing on her head? Oh, she's wearing something dumb, for a second, I thought that was just some bizarre blossom hat and that very well could have been, they've already established how arty she is. Dude, she, it's so annoying how hot she just is at the beginning of the movie. You say that about every woman though. That's not true.

Name a woman. I don't know, that guy in the background, yeah, he's hot, he's cute. He's not the hottest. This guy right here. That guy, honestly, okay, all right, I was doing this a bit earlier, but I will look at that guy and I will tell you what I could do with him. You would fuck any mom, or any woman in a movie that's been in a Hollywood movie. Almost certainly, yeah, I think I would.

What about the mom in Gilbert Gray? I'm like that. Well, I like to tell people like, no, I like to tell people like, I would totally fuck that girl from the commercial and they're like, which commercial, and just pick any commercial. Yeah. Because it always holds up. Right, right.

No, you're absolutely right. Although. It's really hot, the girl from the Wendy's commercials from like 10 years ago to Wendy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, not actual Wendy. It was the woman in the office, you know, because they had to get rid of the real Wendy

because they got some UCB redhead. Yeah. Yeah. I'm all in dude. That's my fucking. That's my. That's my fucking angle. Flow from progressive is UCB.

Of course, dude. Yeah. You'd know the ones that she did with her whole family or her being like, let me let loose. Let me show what I can do. Yeah. She's like doing a terrible. Actors.

Yeah. She makes so much money. She's rich as hell. Yeah. She's insanely rich off that. I want to be an insurance. That's how you got to. We got a court insurance company.

Guys. What's his name? No. You know what we should do? We should become the pet boys. We should make them like, what's it called when they turn them into people when you make cartoons? People.

Yeah. Anthropomorph. Anthropomorph. Well, they're already that's like when you make an animal look like a human. Right. Right. Right. It's called.

Anglicized. Anglicized. It's called. When was that fucking movie? It's called Who Framed Roger Rabbit is the movie you're thinking of, which, by the way, is one of the top five noir films full time. I actually unironically agree. Yeah.

Yeah. Boy, do you know fucking Jessica Rabbit. Come on. Beat off to a cartoon. No problem there, but also, but also, but also have looked up cosplay porn of Jessica Rabbit. Yeah. There is a porn star that's named Jessica Rabbit.

Yeah. She dressed up like you. Well, it's okay. Now there were the pet boys. Yeah. We're also cartoon characters. Oh, dude, we can fuck any cartoon character. Yeah.

I'm going to send a little email over to the pet boys marketing department from the come town email account. We got to figure out schemes to make money, boys. I think also we pet boys, if you ever imagined any of your beloved advertising mascots fucking crackling pop, you need a muffler, bitch, we got fucking mufflers. Yeah. Let's go shake down other fucking cartoon characters. What the fuck is the pet boy?

I guess those are probably three guys that existed. They're the brother. Is it the Marx Brothers? The brothers. Yeah. No, they're like cheap ripoffs of the Marx Brothers. I think there were the three guys that opened the first shot. Well, one guy looks exactly like fucking, it was originally called the pep shop boys.

The pep shop boys. Oh, pep, pep, pep sounds. What the fuck is this? Um, yeah, it's sort of a barbershop quartet, except there's three of them, aesthetic, right? A barbershop three-tets. Yeah. Exactly. Um, you know, this fucking shit is crazy, dude.

All right, yeah, we got to try not to pay attention to what you're talking about. There's a midget over here for some reason. Is this still high school? There's a midget. There's two midgets? It's art. This is an art project. This Freddie Prinze Jr. is trying to ingratiate himself to his Pygmalion by hanging out.

They're stuffed. No, that wasn't me. That wasn't me. I'm cuter than that guy. I'm cuter than that guy. I'm way cuter than that guy. Eric Wareheim combined. I'm way cuter, bitch.

Yeah, look at that. It looks literally like Sam and Eric Wareheim combined. No it does not. That guy looks nothing like me. That does look exactly like me. That guy looks nothing like me. We just did such a pendulette. Yeah.

The facial hair. Well, I don't really like their magic, but I love their politics. Yeah, not a fan of the magic. Well, you know, they're not you had magicians. Oh They're not bad. Yeah, I don't think they're that good. No, he's good at magic David who's is the greatest magician like David Blaine like he fucking just threw up a frog That's not magic dude. He swallowed a frog you picked his shittiest All of the things he's done Dude, it's tight. Yeah, it's not magic though. It's biblical

He also made a fucking frog up here. He just Deenie swallowed all the lockpicks and regurgitated them and that's how he got out of most of well That's why that dumb bitch is dead. Yeah, that's why he didn't he died because he sucked Cuz he got caught by a fist David Blaine has trained himself to like swallow a frog and then regurgitated a lot may not be actual magic But that's my only beef with it He also puts a fucking ice pick through his arm. Wait, is this the trans guy from the wedding singer who you This guy on the stage is that you are that guy. No, that's you. That's you. That's not me

Yeah, I would tell you he's got the same gay mouth. You do. Yeah First of all, it's not that big gay wet mouth Adam's mouth has two sets of lips So you can kiss himself. Yeah, okay, you say that to me But if you say that to a person who's Naturally has larger lips I'm gonna stop that shit Shut up. You do have gay mouth and you know what I mean gay mouth

There's a certain thing that you got gay mouth. There's a certain thing that is gay mouth like Rg3 has gay mouth It's wet lips. It's big wet lips and it's like It's mouth that are always wet. Yes, dude. They look gay. I'm serious. My friend George has a gay mouth Do you know George? Yeah, I know George. He's got a big gay smile. I've kissed him and it was not gay Stop just thinks any man that's more attractive than him is gay. Yeah. No, I want to kiss has gay mouth Yeah, that's how it works. Well, we have kissed No, yeah, I stand by my game. This is the scene where Freddie Prince, Jr. Oh goes on stage at the art show and shows them that he can do hacky sack and all the art kids are blown away because

There's no way any art kids would play hacky sack. Yeah That's out of the question. I told you about that that dude I know from Iceland's who's who was the he brought the first hacky sack to Iceland. Whoa, really? Yeah Yeah, it's such a small place. Well, what is the station sister and her boyfriend? His sister and her boyfriend like love a statue to him. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a he's like a god there, basically But yeah, it's like 200,000 people in Iceland. So his sister and her boyfriend went on vacation Or his sister's boyfriend brought him back a hacky sack. He was the first hacky shack in my whole country He's like a really good artist, too

He like does all these like sort of primordial man, but like playing basketball and farting and stuff He's like he's like this is like a a man doing a slam dunk and farting at the same time Like they're like buyers. It does sound stupid. I went to his show. No, it's really charming actually But I went to his show and then there was this woman that was like, so what's your opinion on the state of Patriarchy, I feel like your art says a lot about it. He's like, no, I think that's far thing is funny Right, yeah, yeah, you like completely like killed her question Yeah, fuck whatever. Sorry, but haggie sack is really fun. Do you guys use to hack back in the day? Fuck no I did devil sticks

I never did any of that shit like I was like for a hacky sack was like For like kids who went to boarding school, but like listen to fish That was my hacky sack was huge where I went to like my community college There was a designated smoking area and people were always playing hacky sack there But there was also devil sticks going on and then often boy I'm a lot of boy again boys just like balls at the end of socks and you spin them around and they Usually you set the balls on fire. Oh It's all like burning man stuff. Okay. Yeah

How do you say what the fuck is this? Why is she got face paint on dude? Why is she a face paint? All right, this is your first inkling that she's hot when her entire face is covered in like kabuki makeup. Yeah, dude She is so hot Wow, she's so fire. Yeah, just take the glasses off you disgusting, but oh, yeah, I Hate bitches that can read dude. That's a big pet pee the fucking glass I take them off She's such a slob. Oh my god. What if the angle was that like he can't date her because she's extremely racist Fathers of Nazi American history

What are they got you're reading in high school? Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe American American teen X. Oh Man American history X is such a stupid movie. Yeah, it sucks. It's so fucking stupid I've never seen this guy is a hardcore Nazi and then like one nice guy in jail is like what changes his mind Yeah, cuz they like talk about basketball. He's like, yeah magic Johnson's the best player. He's like no way Larry Also like emin my favorite rappers Eminem yeah, yeah Eminem and yellow wolf Those are my favorites. Yeah, personally, I think the best black guy is Eminem Fuck Yo Eminem really needs to take down Trump quick. We think he will he's the only white white guy that can

He's the only guy on our side that can right who Eminem slim shit slim shady Right. Yeah, you're right. No, I keep going with this. This sounds good. Here's who I think the Democrats You know, it's even better at better level as you say that everlast is the best House of pain Because of whitey Ford sings the blues you say everlast is the best musical artists of all time They should perform at the inauguration everlast You see a man at the liquor store begging for some change time to get a fucking job There's no safety net for people like you. He's like, you know, they're like someday like you might know what it's really like to be called the racists

He's wearing like a Pepe mask while doing the song Well, I mean, I've been having this whole like I've had this fantasy now about the inauguration that like like he can't get any a-list acts But there's certainly a lot of there's like some b-list acts. You could definitely yeah, Dan Ninen That'll be so tight, which I guess people were asking they did one They want some explanation of Dan Ninen because he's come up on the show The reason I don't really talk about him is because he's it's honestly he's fucking boring at this point Right, you know, I mean Dan Ninen was funny three and a half years ago. Yeah Funny if he's new to you, but I know it's a limited gimmick. So that's like I said, I'm glad we spent 20 minutes talking about him on our show

Well, that's I mean, it's boring for me because I've known Dan for like five years Yeah, I've yeah, I just found out about him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't know people were asking about it And so Dan is this half Indian half Japanese comedian that was born in 1952 what is he but where does he buy a sushi? It's 7-Eleven. Yeah, why but oh Yeah, is he he's red engine or is he here Joe Robinson going off about that bid on on the Robin Joe show No, no, no, it was just like, you know, they don't sell sushi Like Walgreens, but they don't have it 7-Eleven. Does he have hearing aids on Macaulay Culkin's little brother's got hearing aids in this movie. That's deep. Oh

She look just use this minute dad. I'm ugly Why did she suddenly seven years younger than she was in the last scene? They had a show Dan Ninen is Old comey. He's an old guy who started doing open mics in DC and probably like 2005 And then sort of rub people the wrong way and eventually just sort of he found it That the best path for a career day for him was going to be to lie to people lie to clubs and Bookers and say that he's like so-and-so is opener or whatever He used to he just like got Robert Schimmel's schedule and would call clubs

When as soon as they booked Schimmel and like be like, hey, this is Rob Schimmel's agent. I'm trying to get the booking information For his opening opener Dan Ninen and the clubs would be like, well, what do you mean is opener? And then he'd be like, oh, yeah No, he has an opener that he brings with him that has to be there So if you could get the hotel information and then he would book Dan and after like a couple months of that I guess yeah, Schimmel Schimmel was like who the fuck is this? You know, why do they keep booking him? And then so Dan lost that and then he moved on to Russell Peters. I'm David Brenner is open

Well, apparently I don't know if this is true or not, but I'm sure it is knowing Dan But when Robert Schimmel died Dan emailed Schimmel's brother and was like, yeah Robert was a fucking asshole and a piece of shit That's terrible. Oh, yeah, Dan's a sociopath. He's a fucking piece of shit. Well. He also had that Russell Peters Yeah, it does that the Russell Peters saying we you know, we're I think Russell talked about it on on what the fuck or something Dan also tried to pay like five thousand dollars to have Mark Marin have What the fuck where he reads the letter and he doesn't say Dan's name, but yeah, I'm a corporate comedian I've made more money this year than you will make in your entire life

Jesus yeah, yeah, and you're too much of a coward to have me on your pod Yes, so my my exposure to Dan was through Joe Robinson, I guess and like Joe was doing that Kurt Shackelford Hyatt room and you know, he meets Dan and Dan was like hosting and Dan's talking about you know I make three hundred thousand dollars a year doing stand-up and then like, you know, Joe's like then why are you doing a $10 spot right right in the lobby of a hotel, you know, like that doesn't make any sense right at the Hyatt Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a fifty dollar spot. Thank you. All right. Well And so then fucking Dan because he's super defensive. It's like fuck Joe Robinson. Fuck Rob. Mara. Haha. Here's a picture of me and my Tesla

Here's me in the cello waiting room. I don't know why you think that's a brag that he shows up too early for his train It's not like a flight. There's no security Go there and get on the fucking train and he goes there hang out in the clubhouse with no one else by the way Just a little yeah, so if you if you shit talk, Dan will put you on his enemies list And it'll just email you constantly. He really hates a GL or JL Calvin yeah, yeah Despises him so he'll bring him and Josh Homer up all the time as Guys, he's doing better. Those dude. All right, so

Are we gonna talk about Dan? Yeah, we're talking. I'm just looking at it on the TV, dude It's not my fault. What's your name? With titties on this fucking screen and I'm supposed to pay attention Rachel Lee cook got some jumbo yum-yums She does dude. It distracted. Anyway, they did dude. That's the first unsheathing of her titties It's a big moment in the movie. Damn. She is fucking hot dude. All right, Nick. All right I've yes back to Dan 9 and I'm only doing it cuz people laugh Prefercest but I don't give a shit about Dan. Oh, I just look all I'm saying is got you mad if I'm at if I look at titties Yeah, I get it

Hey, you know, it's a it's a PG-13 movie Fucking saucy. I don't understand. I was 30 year old man A cup breath and they're not a cup they're fucking big old titties and you know what even if they were a cups What's up? If you got some juicy a cups out there. I'm with it as well No one is going on ghosts to stop to look at the gorilla Yeah, you want raindrop drink. Yeah, I'm trying to look some gorilla pussy, dude Gorillas have like abnormally small dicks. That is true They have like well, I guess it is normal for gorillas, but they have like three centimeter long

It's abnormal because they're the they have like the biggest disparity between the size of the animal and the size of their penis That's why there is that the gorilla mindset. Yeah Having extremely small dick Armadillos have four-inch dicks. Whoa the size of them That's a big-ass dick Damn, dude, that's average Yeah, now I kind of want to now I kind of want to go out there and and fuck at the armadillo To prove it wrong

To establish dominance over have you ever seen an Argentinian duck now Argentine duck they have that like corkscrew penis Well, they have the nine inches Like yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks like an umbilical cork I wish I could do that with my dick, dude No, it would be consensual ducks have the cloaca they have the one-hole policy Mm-hmm. What's that for shitting and pissing and fucking fucking means whatever gender you identify as you can always fuck the duck. That's true Yeah, that's good to know dude. It's a real target policy I'm trying to get it all up in that cloaca, dude

Yeah pigs ever weird dick I remember watching a video of a pig fucking a woman one time It was on e-fucked what Yeah, we're talking about this on a couple so what is e-fuck? Like really bad. Yeah UKT.com. Yeah, it's still really really despicable Scary it was scary porn stuff because you were talking about how you saw that one a guy just fucking a blowfish Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was my favorite video on there It's well It's two women in bed and they're shoving eels in their pussies and then it kind of like paint like tracks right and then you just see a

Guy next to the bed and he's shoving his like a dick in this big rockfish's mouth Aren't they quite poisonous though? Yeah, but only if you eat them. Okay. Yeah, they're not poisonous They're not they're not venomous Okay, the best one is the fat virgin and the two porn stars and then they take out his pathetic penis And then they one of the poor stars gives him literally one suck And you just start six really guys rig all over miss that one. Yeah, it's a really big one was great Cuz I didn't know very funny pigs the pigs dick looks like it's tail Which is what's it's always surprises me when I think about like if I was gonna think of a funny way to draw pigs

Dick without knowing what it was. I'd be like, yeah, I'll be the tail No, yeah, and then you see a pigs dick and it's the tail and it's it just sort of you know It makes me question like, you know evolution or if there is some kind of Intelligent design that that would happen. No, it's a good bit. What's that? Yeah, that would be a good bit to design a poor pigs dick, right? Yeah It doesn't make sense why that animal would have a dick that looks like that another animal stone So how did the how did the woman like it? Oh, did she had to wear a burlap sack on her back because the pigs will scratch And bite the fuck out of you. Oh

God, um, but you know what I I guarantee is you know, she's on a couple of sitcoms now Real work, you know mom mom. I just need one more check and I swear things are really working out here in Santa Monica I've got really cool roommates couple of short films Lawrence Fishburne's daughter remember that or she did poor yeah, I'm gonna turn into acting Yeah, yeah, I'm a transition to act well Sasha Gray tried doing that and that's one real movie Yeah, well, she's in a movie that was directed by Brett or written by Brett Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader Yeah, apparently it's a piece of shit. No, she wasn't in that. She was in that Ronda Rousey's Dean was in that

Male porn star was in that movie. Yeah, Ronda Rousey in the last fast movie was so fucking bad at acting And I feel like she's in the entourage movie too. She thinks she's gonna have an acting career and it's just not gonna happen She needs she got her shit fucked up The only without she got knocked out Ronda Rousey Ronda Rousey who's turtles girlfriend Why do you have a cool way to say it? That's how you say? No, it isn't you fucking bitch and you know it It's a South African shut up. It's a South African. Just say your fucking name Ronda Rousey was say Rousey bitch Yeah, you're not even getting it wrong. You want to have your own personal say I've heard his name is Ronda Rousey

Ronda Rousey Ronda Rousey You're saying Yeah, it's Roy Roy Cohn's Roy Cohn's nephew is what about Ronda Rousey? Yeah, what about Ronda Rousey? She was in the entourage movie and she had a very romantic plot line with a turtle. Yeah, it was very romantic Do you see it? She was so bad in that that fast movie. I really doubt you'll have any kind of acting career granted I'm wrong about literally everything. Yeah, I never tried to predict anything. I was wrong about the other one

With the exception of consumer electronics. I've been pretty right about those trends over the last 10 years, but There's a there's an MMA lady Gina Caron. What's her name? Carano? Yeah, Gina Carano She's been in a couple movies and she's K-Wire directed by Steven Soderbergh. Yep. She's also directed Sasha Gray in the girlfriend experience. Yeah. Yeah, Sasha Gray I don't really see her having much of a career in acting. No Oh, she's in a couple other movies. Yeah, I know. She's probably done done better than most, you know, but I think she has like a record label now or something That's true. Tracy Lawrence. Yeah. Yeah, she was great. The best actor porn porn crossover is clearly Mr. Sylvester

Slime Stallone, baby the Italian stallion. Oh, uh, him and Frank Stallone, by the way, I follow them both Oh, yeah, me too. They both got to go to New Year's Eve at Mar-a-Lago with the Trump Oh My favorite You'd like Frank Stallone follow him on Instagram by the way. I definitely will love Donald Trump. It's private I love Donald Trump. That's awesome The best is the picture the Instagram of Sly Frank and Trump is they're all doing like boxing fists like But Sylvester Stallone just played a boxer in a movie like the actual boxes

But they like kind of feel like the only way Frank Stallone should be allowed to tweet is by writing on his own headshots that are left in Italian restaurants And that should be his exposure to social media. Oh, that's just unveiling by the way. That's where she's at. Oh, yeah We realized that she's hot for the first time. Six pence, none the richer. Wow, dude. Hell, yeah Four foot seven. She looks better in overalls and glasses. Yeah I mean, she looks generically hot now. I'd like indie chicks. Yeah, me too. Why is the whole family there? Oh, it's not his family. No, it's her family. I think that's a comedy Do you see that part the comedy part of it where she's trips? Yeah, everyone's like nice

She's still retarded though. Yeah, she still doesn't know how to walk down Was obviously parodyed in not another teen movie which starred the now Captain America one of the biggest movie stars in the world came from a parody of this movie That requires acting though. What that's not like a crazy transition. It was that was an acting I mean, you know, and really the only guy to get out of like, you know Any kind of like a sports arena in the acting and do really well as the rock Yeah, because the rocks charming as hell the other day like the rock is the only he's the only thing America has going for us Cinematically, yeah, like there's no other action stars like all the Star Wars movies. Those are all British people

Right original stories. At least they were American, right? Right. That's all gone. It's the rock and Vin Diesel are like the only Like yeah, they're in movies. Absolutely. Yeah, the rock smokes him to yeah I mean, yeah, Walberg's hanging on but he's too old now And he's not he's not on that level though either the rock Yeah special about him, dude, but yeah, who do we have? Is there anybody even come? Rocks uniquely Fight no chain. It's just a pretty boy. I guess fucking what's his face? It's in all the guardian shit that everyone tries everyone

So he's not See the rock is like has is good humor about like being an action star But like Chris Pratt is just too like self-referential. It's always Just does Seth Rogen's jokes, right in a hot everybody does you know and like all all the commercials now just use Seth Rogen sense of humor and it's fucking annoying and it like has penetrated so much of like screenwriting Like the Force Awakens when you know What's Adam Driver's character's name? Yeah, Darth girls

He you know destroys that whole village and then Oscar Isaac's like you know They've captured him and then they're looking at each other and then Oscar Isaac's like So do like I talk now or you Whatever and it's supposed to be this comedic moment and it's like just shut the fuck up That's so stale that well they're just trying to make him Han Solo in all those movies. Everyone has to be she's doing the same It's like he's supposed to be like the wise-ass. Yeah, but there was a cliched way to go about it Yeah, funny line, but yeah, like the other like there's a scene with like Fassbender could be he's not actually he's not American

He's not American. He's a German. I read got a huge dick. Have you seen it? I hated that movie. Well, it's hated it. I've never seen the movie, but I hear he fucks a lot in it So no, he doesn't I went in expecting it to be just a non-stop. No, he doesn't fuck that much He really doesn't you see that That was the moment the movie they're trying to show you like how desperate So what we say we saw we went last week we all went to go see the the Boston bombing movie We're like it's now the third movie that he's done with Peter Berg That is just like where he it's like all based on like some sort of disaster or atrocity that's happened like very recently

Oh, yeah, like they started with like there is the Lone Survivor movie. Hell. Yeah, deep water. That was a good movie Lone Survivor I fucked with I saw the deep water horizon movie, too Which is like a more cinematic disaster than the Boston bombing which was right to pressure cookers exploding at a marathon Yeah, so I saw I'm gonna add it about this the other day like I think they should continue with this trend and my idea for the next Peter Berg Mark Wahlberg property is Just the pulse nightclub shooting And it's either Wahlberg could go for Oscar glory and play a gay Latin man

Never survives against all odds or one of the SWAT team guys who's like we got to save these games He's a homophobic SWAT team guy and then he saves everyone in the nightclub Oh, yeah, and like he could do press for the movie where he's like going up in Boston I didn't think gay people were humans and I would attack them on I know that you know, this is America. Yeah Have you ever seen him on inside the actors studio where he talks about that assault? No, no, it's ten years ago Yeah, and he sort of just laughs it off James Lipton. Oh James Lipton. Oh James lips is the king, dude He's so good and he talks about

Assaulting that Vietnamese guy. He briefly mentions it. Yeah. Hey, just what does he say? I can't I mean That's where I learned about that that is like, you know, you had like a violent, you know a pastor or whatever and you watch it You're like what the should you be in jail? No, dude, wait, didn't you say that Kanye when he got in that car accident that like made him Oh, yeah, Kanye fell asleep. First of all, he was selfishly pursuing this production career. Yeah, and fucking fell asleep while driving because he was you know spending all his time in the studio and Drifts into oncoming traffic. He means selfishly though any creative pursuit is self He was working on it. He could just go have a regular job. He came from like an upper-middle-class background

We're to the gap dude. He was a once-in-a-generation talent He would actually be robbing all of us by not pursuing a music career. All right. It's still a selfish pursuit So he would actually be making collages like the like lead Actually, yeah so he Fell asleep while driving like crosses in the oncoming traffic and fucking just You get sent a front-end collision with some cab driver and then was like, you know Lawyered up and made it so that he didn't have to pay the guy anything and like destroyed this guy's life in his business

And then and then he that that accident and like through the wire Well, yeah, right. That was like the first single that you know off of the college chopper Yes, and the rest is history. Yeah, and it was because he destroyed that poor. I'm assuming Pakistani man Life, I don't know dude. I won't have I hit you Kanye And that man was I you should Sadiki's father You know, she has no idea it's sort of like a gangs of New York situation like a river I don't remember I don't remember like traffic. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good now. You want to Sucks what about good movies? I like traffic. You like traffic. I like

That either I like Sicario because it was just like I started watching. I'm like, oh, it's just traffic again What's stupid about traffic I never got a good cast right like that whole so-called like Michael Douglas's daughter where she like she like Snort's coke once and then like in the movie a week later. She's literally like getting I mean when when you have to like that was a great David was the voice of the U.S. Navy Commercials would come on Navy accelerates your life Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's one of my favorites, but you can't I could never see those Navy commercials

I know these aircraft carriers are not thinking about him Making sure you do all day. I'm not taking it out for air Mischievous ass smile. He has what he tells her they have to go ass-to-ass. Yeah, he is the perfect like like fun villain Yeah, I was just saying I want to watch dead presidents again. That's great. I love that DVD. I love that movie. It's cool I the guy uh, what's his name? Bokeem Woodbine? Mm-hmm. He's great. Yeah, he's great And he's in Fargo and he just doesn't age. He's one of those weird people that doesn't age at all. Yeah, dude Well more so than normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he looks great. No, they don't age, bro Yeah, it don't don't he's been that he's looked like that since like the early 80s. Yeah, real union. She's in this movie

She looks exactly is that how old he is Bokeem Woodbine. He's pretty old. Yeah, he's gotta be in his late 40s Who's this guy? What does he look like the dude on he's in Fargo in Fargo? He's awesome at Kansas City gang member. Yeah, I like that He got a lot of he got a lot of note for that character in Fargo because he was awesome. Yeah, I've always liked them Yeah, dude, that show was great. It really was never the only shows. I really enjoyed that season 2 is a little bit better This season one, but I liked him both. Yeah, I thought they're both great I love Billy Bob, but I thought his kind of his plotline was a little too Jason Bourne for me Mm-hmm

It was like he was just too good at karate and knowing which door to open and stuff like that But the second season I thought was was awesome. I liked him both. I didn't see fine That's Adam's film TV review guide TV guide. I don't watch any new I was just was watching RuPaul's Drag Race for the first time that shit is awesome, dude But I don't watch any like good TV except the Sopranos, which I've been watching. Well, you started watching fucking the Clay Clayton Dallas. What's it called? Oh, yeah Wait, I want to know more about this show. He's literally he's like a vine team

Here's the setup so Cameron Dallas is one of these vine kids. He's actually originally an incident Was he was he in the vine apartment in LA? No, no, no, no He was part of this thing called MagCon which was put together by this older man that was like Obviously, he clearly feels like he missed the boat on being a vine boy Because he's in his like late 30s and he like you could have been a pretty boy when he was he was like He's like one of these guys. He's like a friend. He's their pimp. Yeah So this guy he started this thing MagCon where he like gets all these boys together and parades the boys in front of young girl He's like the the Lou Perlman the blimp

Yeah, yeah, he's like sort of Lou Perlman meets Justin Bieber's dad. He's like a fucking monster energy drink Kind of like a real Federline vibe tatted up. Yeah, k-fed type dude. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, he's a pimp So he was pimping out the children The children got upset about it because they weren't getting enough money So they stopped doing the MagCon and they went with another guy that pimped them out even harder and like Exploited them even more. They went back to their old back to their original pimp and they said look we've always been your bottom dollar bitch You know, we want to we want to kiss the ring We want to turn that ass out, but then they fuck you night daddy

By doing great vibes, I'll put that boy puts you on the stroll for you So yeah, then they go on like a European tour and it's basically they're exploits, you know what I mean It's just like Cameron Dallas got equity in this MagCon thing So now he's the boss of MagCon. Yeah, he's like this other guy Yeah, now I'm like a vine star and also a CEO. So like I got a hundred, you know, I have a lot of pressure in my life Yeah, and his mom is just like just oh, yeah, they show these kids backgrounds and it's like they don't you know They have kind of tragic backgrounds. It's like my mom was a drug addict and my dad was the guy that got addicted to drugs Yeah, so I have to live my great my green on green green paw my poop on peep-paw

That was raised on pee pee and poo poo. It's it's it's chilling to learn the the pathos sits behind jokes about your mom not having They're heard the you know bagel bites ready They all look she was in recovery They all look like a sort of like feminized to they're all they're all beautiful sexy little boys for sure There's yeah, they have like full. They have gay mouth. They got a Well me and Cameron, you know, we're I mean that's that's always sort of been what what handsome is traditionally handsome Just a little bit of feminine feminization for sure for sure Elvis Elvis looked like a little bit I don't know if Elvis had gay mouth. He kind of

Lips I don't know. I don't know yet. I'd have to take a look again. Yeah The best the best was the guys that were like considered handsome even though objectively not like Bogart or Jerry Orbach. Yeah This guy looks like absolute shit. Yeah, that's how strong the patriarchy used to be Some guys that women had to fucking think are handsome We got to get back to those levels So you talking like all the the the vine boys getting pimped out reminded me this is a good come-town film rec It's a closeout the year. Have you guys seen the documentary or heard of the documentary that came out this year called tickled? No, yeah, I've heard about I saw the trailer, but I was going to see it and then I heard it was like pretty disappointing

Eat like no, I enjoyed it It was entertaining because like it's just the like the concept is that there is this basically one guy in Long Island who has been impersonating like women and people online for years Years basically blackmailing Teenage and boys and young men into tickling each other on videos. Hell. Yes Like and he is the the the mastermind of this entire like boy tickling network Hell, yeah, dude and rules it through but intimidation and blackmail It's done through Christianity sort of like as like kind of

Is he blackmailing me gets like dick pics like well like well He blackmails them because he's like then threatens to like show all of these pictures and hours of a video It's like they're friends employers school The name makes it sound like it was like it should have been a Brennan Fraser movie that came out in Yeah, post I've got to find these boys Yeah, I got to find them It's pretty nuts though. I'm gonna check that out. I want to see that shit Speaking of be fridge, you know a movie I saw the other day

Monkey bone but that bedazzled Is that the one he's the devil or whatever It's a good movie and he asked to be like a famous famous basketball star He has to be the most sensitive guy in the world, but he can't stop crying. Yeah. Yeah. It's very good It's really is a fucking oh, she's a dime arena. Yeah, she's really good in that shit You ever see I remember seeing tabloid pictures of her with like 35 nicorette patches on her body Yeah, yeah Cigarettes again. Hell. Yeah, dude. She probably does

She she kind of looks evil which makes sense for being Satan. Is that a British thing? Maybe I'm looking evil. Yeah, now they will they either look like put big-time pussies or they look evil Look if they're up to something or they have like that fat like scone face Yeah, then boys up to something. Yeah. Yeah, there's they plot they scheme the British Sorry real quick This is the point in the movie where richly cook reveals to Freddie Prince, Jr. That her mother died and she makes collage art about it and she's gone back to being really unattractive Oh, she went back to that fucking ponytail if I see that bullshit one more time bitch

Her collage art sucks though. Yeah, she sucks it on Every whatever paintings is why is she why is she being a piece of shit to him? She doesn't know she's not aware yet of his like scheme, you know, well, she's defense She can't let people in the background. She has a past. Come on, man. What's the past? died because of her art Now they were in the car together he's doing collage art in the back and like the mom was like just put that away Squirted paint on the She painted a picture of like a beautiful sunset on the inside of the windshield

Oh, I'm a whore mom went to work and her mom fucking went right into a sample in the Kanye West So it wasn't his and then he spit it through the wire. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's like in Team America where they They're talking about the cast of cats rape That's why he hates actors by the magical mr. Misophilius that is such a funny So they're all Jewish Where's the fucking litter box piece of shit

You stupid I'm trying to I'm trying to cough up a fucking hairball and you're down my ass Why don't you get a job you fucking cunt I was licking myself Licking my arms and my legs I was getting real clean And then what do what happens right as soon as I feel smooth I get this tickling in the back of my throat And I know I'm just gonna buff up a big one We do we really legitimately should go see cats and review it for the pond dude. Yeah, it's a business expense I want to see opera. Oh, I shouldn't listen. I want to go. I want to go see

Opera do you mean that short for phantom of the opera? I've never seen Phantom of the opera, but I was reading the Wikipedia page a while back I had no idea that his name isn't the Phantom of the opera. It's Eric Yeah, in the opera, that's just a guy named Eric. It's just my friend Eric Yeah, they don't call him Eric though in it. Oh, we should go see Joseph and his amazing Technicolor dream code And then get kicked out for yelling. Where's the coat? Coat coat bring that coat out. Let me see that motherfucking coat The real world shit, I didn't realize he makes the real world. Why the fuck did people watch? I never understood the real world

Oh Sometimes girls would make out with each other. Yeah, yeah Like in the real world Vegas season that there were two girls making out for like two seconds on one episode So, you know, I watched the whole yeah Yeah, it's funny I like bitch about like Vine stars and shit and like, you know how they literally do nothing and they have all this fame But that's exactly what the real world was. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just fucking people. Well, those guys would have been on the real Like Cameron whatever he was gonna figure out a way to be you know, that's all it is now

Vine Hansen. Oh shit. You guys ever listen to Hansen? Yeah Oh, this is that we're tube tube two kids are battle-wrapping each other. It's the only two black people No ushers in this and him and the president's helper in the west way It's just the beatboxing guy this Wario character Why are you looking so many stokes at school? Yeah, dude That's weird for a 90s movie 90s movies were like aggressively anti. Oh, cuz he's the bad guy Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I smoke cigars and that was an art nerd No, 90s movies were aggressively anti-cigarette, right? That was a guy, you know those things will kill you that fucking fuck man

Every other decade. They're so pro. Yeah, every black and white movie. Everyone's smoking cigarettes. They look so fucking cool Yeah, and it's not like they didn't know prior to the 90s Yeah, yeah, but they honestly, I don't know up until like I was Like how did he become an actor? Fucking bloated pumpkin should be in a bowling league. He was in all this guy was in other shit Yeah, I know I'm daredevil. He's Kevin's isn't Power Rangers one of the bad guys one of the bullies isn't he Kevin from home or Kevin's older brother from home alone No, is that buzz is yeah, it might be buzz. I don't think so. He is the beta beta friend on daredevil. Mm-hmm

the one who Daredevil fucks his bitch, right? No No, he doesn't but he could he could yeah, yeah, the girl wants to fuck daredevil But she doesn't and then that opens up the thing for him to fuck her, right? How fucking annoying would it be if you break up with a girl and then you see her on the street? And she's walking around with some fucking daredevil blind guy, and she's like oh He's like a great listener like you never listen to me

You know he can't like you know and cuz he's blonde cuz he's fucking blonde He's a good listen cuz he's blind yeah his other senses including listening and then he just grabs her pussy. He's like yeah It's my service bit. Yeah, she's gotta wear that weird I only suck dick and let this man know when to cross the street So yet again, that would be pretty I hope fucking Trump makes that happen that you can get a service bitch if you're blind It's a wait. There's a pubes joke at this PG 13 movie Is that where they put the pubes on the pizza pizza this movie? Oh, okay, it just literally just happened

What's going on here? Who's Taylor Vaughn? Oh prom queen? Oh? Uh-oh, Freddie Prince is regulating kill all The bad guy in the movies wearing a shirt that says kill all artists Got done on it. That's so sick. That's so punk rock That's exactly what the punk rock guy would wear like you know like it was like Pete seager or something You stuff like a oh this guy doing cable Wow, this is before Columbine This is an early role for Dylan

What else is this guy in? Do you think like Dylan Klebold and Dylan Roof are gonna go to a special heaven for guys in Dylan? Oh My god, you're definitely going to the same His name isn't Dylan It's like for making that joke you ready Prince. He's making a guy eat pubes. This is own pubes Looks like saffron threads. Yeah, you know, it's funny is like they're probably fake pubes But then some guy from like the props department like they fucked up his union hours or something and then they became real Oh, yeah, I think why are they afraid of him this guy can easily beat up Freddie. He's got a tattoo. There's two of them

Yeah, well, he's got status dude. Oh, they're mean to Simon. That's why it's making them either mean to they're not learning any lessons here They're just getting bullied. Right. Yeah, look at that Kill that deaf piece of shit. Oh, I forgot he's deaf. Yeah, he's got hearing aids. Yeah, do you see that trashy Asian lady? I Don't know what you're saying about watch watch dude She's hot. He's using his bullying for good now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh That's the guy from Len in the background at the bucket hat Here look Artists in a shirt that said kill all deaf kids

With the gun What year was this movie made though? 1998-99 this is like right at the cusp before everything got dark. Yeah. Yeah Well, you wouldn't be able to wear that shirt to school no rage against the machine's shirt They made me turn inside out because it had like Zapata with a gun on the front Well, I bought I bought a fucking a chain shirt on vacation in Mexico with my parents and I thought it was a rage against Like 12 Dude, I was such a piece shit when I was like a senior in high school

I had one of those the chain of our shirts. I thought I was cool as shit, dude. Oh, yo, you can buy these shirts a Kill all artists shirts. Yeah. Hell. Yeah. Oh, let's get that wait one of them is $430 that's if it's 420 I'd buy it Tom sacks. Is that like a fancy designer? Let's just bootleg them dude. Yeah, we can definitely design these for ourselves Jokeshirt.com nice. We can probably get our sponsor joke shirt I go there use promo code come town to get the kill all artists free and if they don't send it to you Please send death threats For $21 not worth it. Oh, yeah, people are ordering those

Funny mom's t-shirts. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sending them out That's crazy. You'll be getting them this week if you if you order funny mom's t-shirts the Jordan Is nice. Yeah, where's my 2x bitch? Oh, they couldn't find enough. Oh, you guys should Are you guys selling these not yet? Oh, okay, ultra limited edition My my failed dad Christmas present. I was actually the best president ever. He actually made bootleg t-shirts That's awesome. You guys got any 2x's for the kid Maybe my dad are doing the thing where we just sort of talk to each other once we can pretend like we got something for each other And then we just don't know how to mail it

Oh Me and my parents are doing the thing where they forget the name of my podcast that I'm on They're like, how's that the boy the boys. Why did you tell him? Do you ever tell them? They found out? I told you that yeah, yeah, they remember they disowned them because the podcast is anti-Israel. Yeah, yeah, yeah We're pro we're pro BB nets on Yahya. Well, we don't we'd support a one-state solution where the entire world should become town Yeah, we actually Israel. We want come Israel to become town. Well, no, no, yeah The entire world would be Israel and then Israel My plan is to sell Israel to the Anthony kumia network

Turn it into one big podcast Inside Dave jerks off retards all day long jerks off the real estate agree to Jerk them off Dave It's in the uh, that's now that's in the second temple now. Yeah, yeah, whatever the most sacred place is Wailing wall is the name of Gavin's new show Fuck yeah, dude Fuck was they say well you like Star Wars didn't you let's talk about this cuz that's it rogue one you want Yeah, yeah, I thought it was pretty good. I didn't see it. Yeah, but I thought it was like

I thought it was a million times better than the Force Awakens. That's great cuz I Don't force away. Yeah, force awakens was fucking thought force waitings was terrible more like force puts me to sleep Well, I haven't seen it. I don't want to talk about folks Not bad, dude. Folks. Yeah, I got it. All right. I just want to make sure Yeah, no, I mean I want to go see rogue one or at least I can't find a screener of Rogue one. Yeah. Yeah, it's the screener seasons been tough this year. It's been bad I normally watch all the movies around Christmas New Year's can't get that shit. Yeah, make Phil get him well No, Phil's industry now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so you should have access that works for Sony

That's more of a reason to have your friend Phil who works for Sony who could never be fired for giving us screen Copy the screeners and upload them to the internet Leaked Yeah, when North Korea hacked Sony is just like dude work is so stressful like North Korea hacked us I was like, why do you care? He's like the whole company might shut down like there was like a good chance Seth Rogen almost destroyed the entire company. Hell yeah. Wait. It was Seth Rogen's fault. Yeah, because of the Which wasn't even worth it. Yeah, it wasn't worth it. Yeah, we're gonna Wait, I'm sorry

Jim Henson presents Seth Rogen Man, I would love to be Seth Rogen rich dude. I've been thinking about being rich recently I hope it never happens. Oh, I forget dude Paul Walker tries to fuck her so he could win the bet. Oh No, he's they're gonna explode Paul Walker is so conniving in this. I'm glad he's dead now. I'm so angry He's whoa. Whoa. Oh, I don't know the plan. It's not cool What the fuck dude, I'm sorry. I'm enraptured by this movie Can we watch varsity blues next?

We should watch the camera and Dallas show next or Congo. I would really love to watch after after we wrap this objectively terrible You know, I feel bad, but it's also like the TV was purchased with the money we made from podcast Right, so it's like should I really feel bad? It's kind of the audience's fault. Yeah for giving me that money Yeah, I feel great. Yeah. Thanks for the meal and guys. Yeah. No, I've been great Yeah, it's mostly Stavs fault. I'd say and then probably mine next and then Adam's been surprisingly good this one. Right. I don't know. I usually use the worst one. Yeah. We talk about your fan Bob Who sounds off in the comments and hates Bob Bob is the funniest. I love Bob so much I don't care what he thinks about me and the one where he's like I get two hours a week away from my demon. What?

Yeah, Bob Bob. I'm son Bob. Yeah, he had Bob to be on Facebook when I did race wars And I thought it was like, you know, somebody doing an old guy character and I messaged him and I was like What's your deal? He's like just a race worse fan. I'm like, but are you really like an old-ass man or he's like, well, that's you know I guess relative. Oh Oh, yeah, look at this painting. Oh, she's a clown James Cameron ripped her off. That's the Navi right there That's avatar Came out and immediately fleshlight had an avatar pose They're making two or three more of those has there ever been a movie more flesh

It's made more money with that with a little cultural impact is avatar. It's crazy No, I mean, it's insane. Does anyone like there's literally been no movie that's made that much money That's crazy. Yeah, it's the highest person. Yeah, and it's it's a garbage movie. No, it sucks dick But here's what I never thought you know the first one you go and see it and like what makes it such an immersive experience Is the 3d glasses? But for the second one, it's gonna be even better because it's gonna be in 3d It'll probably be in 4k, but you can also bring your avatar fleshlight That is five dimensions the fifth dimension is coming

That's why fucking Stephen Hawking is obsessed Special relativity you know, but you remember in in avatar, right? Like the they like they when they hook when they fuck Yes, they look they had their like pony tails. They're pony tails like tentacles Like actually it's like yeah with one another exactly. It's the USB thing. That's interesting It's docking. However, they're docking. It's also in that movie When they like tame those like flying dinosaurs or whatever they port into them as well Oh, yeah, they're fucking dinosaurs. Yeah, it's a fuck dinosaurs. That's awesome Yeah, I realize that odd straight very strange. My favorite scene in that movie is when the mech pulls out a knife

When the robot has a knife Guns the robot has a I mean weapon of last resort. Yeah, I guess I don't remember the public is in this movie Yeah, but Norman Norman Wilkerson had the funniest line about that movie goes What the fuck did he say he was like so why it's just like black people meets the cover of every yes album It does look really prod rock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can't believe yeah I thought I heard that that once it came out. He was gonna make like seven like he had this crazy Well, he designed a language. He had like a language make a language for and yet the font that you wait How funny is that that he basically?

Commissioned a Linguistics professor like they're a guy that did screen printing Make me some shitty merch for my movie language print it up I bet you paid better than being a fucking professor. Whatever the fuck the he's uh, he's such a spirit go James Cameron You should watch do yourself a favor watch his best director acceptance speech for Titanic it's so funny. Yeah, when he asked for a moment of silence like a like a victims of the Titanic

It was like during Bosnia. Yeah You know Titanic victims He's like and then he's like just not crushing the speech and it's going really bad that at the end He's like, oh, I guess there's a one thing left to say Dude, what's his name? Yeah, what's I directed shame and then 12 years asleep. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Steve McQueen see McQueen. Yeah, he should have done that for 12 years of slay

Yeah, there's only one thing left to say I'm 12 years asleep But uh, like okay, so he's asking for a moment of silence for the victims of the Titanic Yeah, yeah, the worst one of the worst boat accidents ever. Yeah He couldn't get away with that now because people would get mad at him for be like Hollywood Just only recognizing white victims. Yeah, he's literally only white people died Oh Then you can accuse all those people of stealing Cedric's bit About out. No black people. No black bands. You'll be playing as the ship goes down. Oh, yeah. Yeah, which is a great bit

By the way, I think it's hilarious bit. What's the bit? They got the bands playing as the ease maybe it's Steve Harvey, but they're like what I think it's a drink Yeah, it's like what black band, you know is gonna be playing as the ship go down It's like, you know fucking cool in the gang. It's like pack up the shit. We're gonna Yeah, it was on Kings of comedy it's from the King's special. It's it's part of the bigger bit Which is about how like black people anytime they see people running they He also has that joke and that one about how Black people he's like the black people can't play hockey because it's a sport where they let you fight

Dude Cedric's amazing Cedric, I think it's a very good comic. Yeah Before you guys came over we were watching the the Werner Herzog volcano documentary Yeah, and in it he talks about there is this French couple that like they all they did was film volcanoes But film them like extremely close up in a way. That's just stupid. Yeah, like they got amazing footage But it's just like it's just suicidal, right and he's like, you know, they filmed volcanoes for many years at great risk to their lives Of course, they would eventually killed by a volcano People so of course I had the thought that this would be a great bit for a black comic. Yeah Yeah

You really did I guess like they just never get killed by nature And that's the trade-off. That's why we have to do it Is because you know what a tornado this turn is not gonna do it Oh, yeah, that's the one it's Hurricane Katrina. Yeah But what Hurricane Katrina would fuck what killed so many people wasn't actually the hurricane. It was the levees Yeah, it wasn't really the night. It was a man-made disaster Army Corvus. It was also the police afterwards Raping and beating their way through fucking New Orleans. Yeah shooting all those people

Damn, um, that's when you could really you could really let loose as a cop. Yeah Imagine being a racist like a story about a black guy getting eaten by a killer whale. You'd be like that can't be right Yeah Yeah, you know Jamel used to have a bit about a canoeing and and what is that mountain climbing mountain climb? Oh, that's so that joke is so funny Yeah, oh shout out to our friend Jamel Johnson who has started listening to the podcast and loves it Oh, yeah, nice. Yeah, I'm gonna have no launch. Mel's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah for sure We will I'm trying to get him to come out here. Mellie Mel movie suddenly got way too fucking loud. Yeah, why is it so loud?

No, it's Oh shit The whole school dancer did dancing was this quarter. Yeah. Yeah, the whole school knows a Bollywood style dance So hot yeah, and usher is the DJ of the school Wow Doing thriller now. This is awesome, dude Yeah usher ursher dude go off dude now. There's a man who fucks usher Raymond Not a virgin

They should do this in high schools where they force the theater department to coordinate all the dances months in advance It's a fucking four-story party. I love it. Yeah, yeah, right? This is the four seasons Wow, I can't wait doesn't pull the poll walker must try and like biff her right like rapers. I'm sure I think that From home alone. I think it is. Yeah, he's also in not you know that guy's in a blue ruin He's the friend that gets the guns for Yeah, whoever is biff from our buzz from a home alone. Oh really? I don't know. It is the same guy. That was a fantastic. Yeah, cuz he's gained like a million pounds. No, yeah I had a pack was got a very small role in this movie

Well, have you ever seen rad the BMX movie? I think I mentioned. Oh, you talked about the show I don't we talked we talked about in person. Yeah Yeah, we should watch that maybe that's a good one. What about gleaming the cube the Christians? Yeah, yeah skateboarding movie Yeah, yeah gleaming the cube that should rules What's the movie at the cutting-edge where the hockey player? Oh, that was great loses his sight. Yeah, that's to become a figure skater Yeah, no uses that the skills he learned on the ice. Yeah Olympics and the couple's figure skating. Oh, he catches a woman. Yeah, I love that the premise of happy Gilmore It's like what if a guy played golf wasn't a complete pussy?

Cuz he's so sure everybody plays golf is too weak Yeah, hit the ball hard it's like Tiger Woods like benches like three plates. Yeah. Yeah incredibly strong. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's still strong. You saw shirtless Christmas. Look at how many women he's cheated You have to be very strong. Yeah, every every waitress that it takes truck stop you it takes CrossFit to cheat on your wife Yeah, it is a sign of strength, dude. No weak guys fuck except for Adam and Paul Walker was great. I'm the only one And you know, hi, how I do it. How being on the bottom every time Being a bottom every time. Yeah, being a bottom Somebody messaged me somebody said that

Wait, someone said it's sick. Wait, somebody messaged me and they they were like Yeah, I was at a party with somebody that fucked Adam one time and they said that Adam was doing all this gay shit before they Fuck like trying to turn his he was like, let me make my body into the shape of different states Pretending he was Idaho and fly and then I was like That is quite literally the gay shit. I've ever heard of my entire life. You definitely didn't wait You definitely did no way you 100% I would tell you if it was me. I would not be him Now you did I've said enough on this podcast and off this podcast you guys Real quick

I have to cover also because I guess people couldn't find that I forget where I mentioned the FBI story and I guess people were bugging Me about it, but the FBI came to interrogate me for being a ISIS sympathizer because my piece of shit Philly uncle Was going around saying that, you know, I was an ISIS sympathizer Yeah, you knew what a Kayla just explained what like a caliphate was How do you know all this stuff? He literally asked you like what the deal is with ISIS and you explained it to him and then he reported you to the I'll know about that. Hey having knowledge Much information

You got a call the FBI on him. So that's what happened. He's telling the guys down at Wawa that My nephew wrote America on Facebook. Yeah, I think I'm a turn. Oh, yeah, that's everything. They just lied I think they lied to the FBI and said that I wrote fuck America on Facebook because I did which is a crime And I I might call the FBI and tell them what if I'm to me and my shitty family just waste the FBI's time reporting each other back and forth Meanwhile, like like those FBI agents are like like at the bottom of their pile of work is like six Saudi nationals They joined a flight school didn't want to didn't weren't interested in learning Dude, they're scary though, like I had to meet them. Oh my god. Fuck. Yeah, you can't just about getting a voicemail

Are they flat-top? Haircuts with FBI guys One guy was like a cooler hipster-looking guy, but FBI hipster. They're like REI hipsters And then the other one I think oh, yeah, I think the other one was like a mid-Atlantic guy that came up because he had sort Of like an accent, I guess, but you know, they were wearing like Patagonia You know like North Face really they weren't wearing black suits. Yeah Yeah, I will Smith did a rap and Beat the shit out of some guy there

Hey, fuck, you know, I think like they're the guys from the Sopranos. Yeah, that's my that's what they're just looking at His reflection and trying his sunglasses on Tommy Lee Jones question me So, yeah, that's the episode. I'm real sorry about No, no, it was fun. I'm kidding about it Apologizing, but I do think it was a bad idea to put a movie. Yeah, it is for I can't do it next week I should have learned how easy I am. Yeah, I mean, I'm guilty of it, too It's impossible not to comment on this but how that's gonna translate to audio

When someone's in the middle of the story and then you're like a blue shirt Who would wear that I Think people will appreciate me. Yeah, so I'll be I'll tell you what guys I'll I'm you're gonna have to do the math But right now the podcast is it one minute or one hour nine minutes 15 16 17 seconds and the line in the movie is Dean the key so something meant the end so if you sync up download she's all that And sync it up based on that information watch it along with watch it along with

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Yeah, yeah, yeah politics is lit Thinking he's smart. He's done. I'm running narrow toe on Hilary Clinton Yeah, yeah, he's been doing these jokes since he was 16 his brain never knew anything Yeah, there was never a point in brand's life. We were smart and now he's trying to be smart Yeah, and he can suck my titties. Well, so suck Stov's titties brain and war And what about should we plug the show There's a live show. Yeah, you know, I've been talking the the other Lewis the Caroline's Lewis I you know, I sort of soft confirmed that February 22nd date. Cool. If you want to handle that actually I can yeah

Just you handle that so Yeah, our next Brooklyn date is gonna be the fourth Monday the month will remind you again on the podcast again Thank you everyone who came out that shit was do you have any like chapeau specific stuff? I'm gonna plug rather than I'm not really we're gonna be and we're gonna be in DC for the inauguration We're not doing a nice show, but we're definitely gonna be hanging out somewhere Oh, yeah, follow us for stay updated on our DC trip. Cool. She did one or land ballroom You should line something up there. That place is Lawni moms. We can yeah, yeah Venue for funny mom. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, they they really love me there

How I how I never really respond to many emails, but you know, I I their Philly cheesesteak egg rolls are fucking amazing That's how they are. They're so egg plant fries are also. Oh, yeah, those are good. Shout out like I love that Also, I saw on Facebook Pat in Oswald was their last night doing stand-up Dude, it's one of my favorite bars in the country wonderland wonderland. Yeah, it's chill. Yeah, I like it a lot Well, I like it like out of nostalgia. Yeah, well, it's just got it's like fun It's like a very fun bar even when I wasn't there doing comedy was like a fun part. Yeah Yeah, yeah for sure and DC doesn't have a lot of like great bars Um, yeah, well, it's true. Yeah, that's true. Well, it's not bad

We're gonna do wonderland and comment comment comment comment. Well, that's a great Comment ping pong I used to go see shows at like when I was in college. I used to go fuck children I used to go see shows there when I was in kindergarten It was like a work study program I can't remember any of it was like eight-year-old Vietnamese boy whores like firing ping-pongs out of their ass Someone told me recently that ping-pong is a cultural appropriate Inappropriate really it's like saying chop chop appropriative. Yeah. Yeah chop chop bad. Yeah. Oh, yeah, really? Yeah You're supposed to take table tennis and and chop chop is bad

I think chop chop is like I like when the British were it's like in China like chop chop is like there It was like what you would say to your like Cooley servant before you chop their dick off. Yeah That's what it meant chop chop real chop. You did go a little bit of knowledge Dangerous I gotta learn more like a British Raj slang They got a lot of good ones. All right. Well, yeah, guys. You just got a free extra 13 minutes Hey, I'm serious every roll kind of deserve it. Happy new year. Happy new year