The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 012 – TAFS OKC

Episode Date: December 8, 2022

Hope you all enjoyed the "proof of concept" episode this week. only missing a couple of elements in the finished product and a better editing process and were in business. The Adam Friedland show is real. As always: patreon.com/tafs. Show doesn't happen without ur support, thanks.

Don't treat me like a fucking asshole. Yeah. Like, oh, look, I'm a reasonable person. Yeah, until you're not reasonable, until they push you. OK, well, you, all of that was recorded. So whatever. Ian's talking tough.

Talking tough with Ian. Well, I'm talking tough, walking tough. Talking at a real tough guy with Ian. Welcome to Talking Tough with Ian. A co-production with the Adam Friedland show. I'm your host, Adam Friedland. It's Friedland? I thought it was Friedland.

Yeah, you say it other way. I'm not a fucking diva about it. Let me just make sure I'm just a diva about everything else. No, I'm not. OK, so yeah, we have the original. I wonder if it's your diva, Adam or Ian. What are you talking about? I'm a diva.

Well, you came in and you were like, I have to push my meeting back to 4.30. Yeah. Well, guess what? I have a four o'clock meeting that I'm pushing back. And guess what? By meeting, I mean. Like your fucking Angelica's mom from Rugrats.

Yeah. It's a tattoo appointment. OK, it's a tattoo appointment, which is a meeting. A tattoo appointment you referred to as a meeting? Very self-important. I didn't think you guys would respect my timeline, so I said meeting. Anyway, guys, welcome to the Adam Friedland show.

Wait, let me start the show. Let me start the show. Let me start the show. Yeah. Welcome to the Adam Friedland show. I'm your host, Adam of Friedland. Today, Nick is off this week. And I was up till 3.30 getting out the last episode,

last night, so I am fucked right now in my ass. But joining me, the original cast of the Adam Friedland show. This is correct. Yeah. We are the original kings of comedy, the three of us. The boys are back in town. So I thought while Nick was out this week, and while I could have fun with some boys,

I get the original cast back together. A little reunion concert for everyone. You guys like that? And just like the last cast. You can't smoke in here, Ian. You can't smoke in here. You can't Dave. Ian, tell him not to smoke.

That was a goof. Ian, did you meet Dave? No, who's Dave? Dave, come out here. Dave. Dave, come out here. You got to meet this guy, Ian. He's very important to us.

Thank you. Give Dave the microphone. OK, yeah. So Dave, this is Ian. Hey, man. And Ian, Dave has to do anything we tell him to do. So have fun. You know, he's got nice, long hair.

He's a cute young boy. No, I'm just kidding. This is my homosexual friend, Ian. So I just want to have him. I was doing sexual friends. Yeah, he's a homosexual fluid. So I just wanted to. You can smoke in here if you want.

Can we? Yeah! I fucking told you, Adam. I actually don't know. We might. We can't smoke in here, Dave. I don't know about the. I've smoked in this building before.

What do you mean? I did a photo shoot in here. The guy let me smoke. Yeah. They have different offices. What did you do for it? Fucking photographer. Also.

I've smoked in here before. I've smoked outside. We've smoked when it was completely open. We have fucking flats in here now. We have a set now. Yeah, that's true. We smoked out the window. And Nick doesn't know about what we smoked in here.

No, no, no, no, one cigarette, one cigarette. All right. And we all have to siph it. Yeah. This is what I'm doing because it's when daddy's away. This is when daddy's away, the kitty cats will play. Yeah, Nick is off this week. He has come into the office six times, despite being off.

And brought in a chair he found on the street. No, it's a nice chair. He found an Eames chair on this soft pad Eames chair on the street. Yeah, it's got a rip in it. And a homeless guy has been fucking sheened open his arms, sipping it the whole time. It's paint, actually.

I would get it checked for bed bugs. Call Roscoe. Yeah, whatever, dude. I'm not afraid of bed bugs. Have you ever had enough? It is funny to bring a doll into your house. No, no, no, we can't have three bogeys going at once, bro. All right, fair.

Fair, fair. Dave, bring the air purifier out here. Dave, air purifier now, you fucking twink. Wow, so this is a. I like having a camera. This is completely off the rails, kind of like our episode of B&E in, if you remember. B&E with Jordan at pic.

Patreon.com slash B&E in pod. Sign up. It's so much fun. We're having a blast. And you know what's funny? Adam is a legitimate millionaire. And I go, can you get me a banana? No banana.

What I have for you guys, Sam, which is slippers. When did you ask me for a banana? Well, he's a millionaire, but he's not your slave. When did you ask me for a banana? He is. Yeah. What? When did you ask me for a banana?

In the text. I was in therapy. I told you, I had therapy at one. No, no, this is it. Now, what do you talk about in therapy, Adam? Yeah. Today, I talked to, honestly, I used to talk about my family. I haven't talked about my family in like five months.

I literally just talked about the show. OK, yeah. The show, yeah. I was like, today, it was fucking. And you say the show's going very well, and I love working with Nick Mullen every day. No, right now, we almost fucking blew it. Like four times.

What do you mean? We've had so many false starts. Yeah. Like the show is like, and like literally, like you guys know, you guys are my friends. Like, we made a public statement that we were going to make a television show, and we have no idea what we're doing.

We're fucking idiots. I think you're figuring it out. I think you're building something. I think you're building something big, you know? Well, yesterday, we had a good. And we're honored to be a part of it. A good loaf of bread takes a lot of time. All right, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a good loaf of bread. We don't have to talk, we talk enough about the fucking herky, jerky nature of the show. But yeah, we very quickly like launched the show once we had the set, and we were like so excited by the set, we thought the audience would be razzled, dazzled by it. And then we kind of realized. And they were like, you're gay.

It sucks, you guys suck. You're lazy millionaires. Well, here's the thing. No, OK, are you a millionaire? Let me finish, let me finish. Can I say something? Oh yeah, you should say something. I'm not a millionaire also, but not even close.

So yeah, but someone we know, someone we know might be, but I'm almost ready to go ahead. Can I say something, Adam, as a friend? Yeah, we're also, we're not making a lot of money right now. We're spending all our fucking money on this. Oh, how much money you make a month? We spent, bro, we spent. How much do you make a month?

It's everything that's left over. Literally everything that's left over. We spent over $200,000 at this point. Uh-huh, and how much are you going to make this month? I have no idea how much. Pedro went down. Oh, it went down, how much? How much does it make now?

It went down like $10,000. It should go down even more. You should go to Out for Smokes, uh, pod. Yeah, it should support all comedy podcasts. Support the other comedy podcasts. Yes. B&E'ing. B&E'ing with Jordan, The Better Podcast.

Patreon.com slash B&E'ing. Because no one listens to this show anymore, so head over to B&E'ing. This show is like B&E'ing. And Patreon.com slash Out for Smokes. Out for Smokes. OK, I've lost my control. Give your money somewhere else, folks.

Because people that will do something with it. There's children. Actually, you'd be supporting a child if he hadn't hit it to my Patreon. And with my Patreon, you'd be supporting two children, me and Jordan. Oh, yeah, that sounds good. We need more tasers.

Oh, yeah, that was good. Now, Adam, here's the thing. Wait, wait, here, here. I love, sorry. You make more money than you deserve. And here's the thing. You have a lot of money. Things are good.

Things are great. The fact that you can spend $200,000 in this economy. You got a young girlfriend. I just have an old wife. Yeah, he's got an old wife, her tits are saggy by the way. No, they're not. No, they're great.

Like, I literally do not talk. They are. I literally do not talk about it. Please follow my wife on Instagram. Jesus Christ. She's on the next episode of Be Indian with Jordan. Yeah. And Baby Benjamin.

It's going to be a barn burner. A barn burner. Yeah. All right, all right. All right. Let's actually, I fucked her on Sunday. No way. Really?

Let's hear about that. I'm fine. Good for you, Adam. May I say? No, let me finish. First of all, like, when I talk about this in therapy, it's not about that. It's about the fact that, like, we, like, there is so much fucking to do. Yeah.

And we don't know what we're doing. It has nothing to do with money, dude. Well, guess what? I just want to do a good job. Yeah. So what are you doing actively to make that happen? Start a schedule. Wake up.

Put a list of goals. Oh, my gosh. What you want to do for the day? Shut the fuck up. Look, when you're presented with solutions, you don't do it, and instead you want to complain to a fucking therapist who's just, like, a friend you pay for. You want to complain to your two poorest friends. Yeah.

And, like, listen, do you... May I say something? Oh, my God. You're in a great... Listen, friend, you're in a great place. You guys are making money. You're blessed with 200 thou to put to this studio. You're well-liked.

It's... You're well-liked. I'm not complaining about it. You're fun. Dude, honestly, like, the thing is, it literally has nothing to do with that. The anxiety is, is that we just, like, literally, like, I'm working really closely with my friend. We're together, like, when he's not on the road, or I'm not gone, like, we're together fucking seven days a week here, and there's a fucking, like, huge emotional aspect to it, where it's,

like, half the time we think it's all falling apart, and we think we've fucking failed, and, like, it's just about, like, you know, like... But what's the worst-case scenario? Like, like, if this thing fails, what's the worst thing's gonna happen? Failure is not, it's not, like, honestly, and it's very bourgeois to say this. It's not about the fucking... Money, yeah. Like, if it was about the money, we'd just keep doing fucking Comtown.

Yeah. Right? But, like, it was, it was like... You don't want to put out a product that's not good. It felt like shit after a while. Yeah. Like, two and a half years, where we were just like, this is just something that we're doing that we, like, we really, our hearts aren't in, and now, like, actually committing

yourself to trying after, like, after your brand for six years was like, we don't fucking care, fuck you, you know? That is, like, changing that perspective, and actually, like, trying to, like, you know, and then just, like, seeing fucking these fucking, some of these clowns being like, how hard could it be to make a talk shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's... I could do that!

That's to my earlier point. That's the kind of shit that's, like, just... May I say that's to my earlier point? You know, it's just a lot harder to, like, care about what you're doing. That's what I'm saying. And, like, legitimately, I will say this publicly, Nick and I legitimately do care about this, and we want to do a good job. And, like...

Clearly, look how great this looks! Look how great this looks! No, no, no, but it's... Can I just say something? Yeah, yeah. You say you care, care about the product and, and what you're doing rather than what the people think. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. And let's just get back to doing some, some good riffs. What about the men's warehouse and the guys, like... You're gonna like the way you look. I'm gay. That's good. That's good. Yeah.

And then if he was retarded... I'm gonna do it! You do! The retarded men's warehouse! And then if he was Chinese, he'd be like, you ain't going to do it! Right now, it's the retarded men's warehouse. Two suits for $500. Do you see who you are?

Oh, this suit looks maybe... I'm gonna get so much pussy! The suits may be larger because you can't grow fast by feet, and it does not come with a helmet. It's killer. It's killer stuff right there. Come on, let's get back to it. Yeah, let's get back to feeling what we love to do.

The riffs. The original. The riffs. The bits. All I'm saying is, don't let other people influence you. No, it's not that. It's... Why don't you put a pause on it?

People love you. We're not putting a pause on it. Like, last night's episode, I think, is the best thing that Nick and I have done. And look, we worked really hard on it, and I was at our editor's house till... You got a lot on your plate. I was at our editor's house until fucking 3.30 last night, waiting for this shit to upload to YouTube. And then they're like...

We both rum podcast. We know how it is, man. It sucks, but you gotta love what you do. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining. You've been complaining. I want to restart this episode right now. I'm really pissed off.

I think it's been good. I'm fucking pissed. You cut the part of men's warehouse. I'm going to be upset. No, I'm really... No, it's just like Nick and I actually now have decided to care about what we're doing, and it is like... That is a real shift, like, mentally.

It is. And being vulnerable, it's tough. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then it's just like, we do. We do a good job. And then we realized... We hit a wall a couple of weeks ago, we're about a month ago, we realized, we're like,

we can't do this, the two of us. We need infrastructure. We have Dave here now. We have a fucking... We have a researcher that's doing all the interview prep for us now when we have guests. That's great. And then we have... Now we have like DPs and people that are coming in, and we have grips, and people that are

actually coming in to do it so that we can just get back to the riffs, because Nick and I, for a while, Nick and I were just trying to do everything on our own. And then we were like, we're going to fucking kill ourselves. Well, I said, you can hire me to clean the studio if you need to. Dave cleans. Did you see? Look how nice it is. A dumb man knows it all.

A smart man knows to when to say I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about, dude. You're going to get a fucking ska tattoo in 20 minutes. I already have a ska tattoo. Yeah, you're going to go get another ska tattoo in 20 minutes. Me and Jordan are getting matching wolf tattoos next week. Jesus Christ. You need to do stuff that bonds you to him.

Just get married. No. No, no. Nick and I are like, we're working really well together. It's just like, you know, like, yeah, like we're like, I'm, I'm. If you and Nick got married, do you think it'd make the relationship like easier? I would never in a million years. That would be the show.

It would be. A Chuck at Larry. Adam and Nick are married, and it's you guys in the house, and Adam's like, Nick, are you going to eat? I worked really hard on this meal, and Nick's like, I'm too busy looking at numbers. Yeah. No, no, no, no, I mean, that's the thing is like, Adam, you didn't clean my race car. Adam burning the roast again, Nick beats him.

On this week episode, Nick and Adam deal with domestic abuse. No, no, no, I'm really happy to be, to be working with Nick. I was built to be a wacky neighbor. I can be your wacky neighbor. Yeah. So I'm trying to change it. Let us. Let us just make this.

It's it is. It's it's really fun. I'm like, zoomed out and like, it must be so annoying for you guys to even hear this. And I feel embarrassed even when I talk to my girlfriend. Why are you talking to the crowd? Talk to us. I'm talking to you guys. I'm saying the two of you.

It must be really annoying for you to hear this, but like, no, no, no, no, because it's just like, what else am I going to do? Say with my thumb up my ass. I'm here. We're having your thumb. It's like, literally. Do you see it? He has, literally, it's a fist in his ass right now.

I know. It's incredibly appropriate. I was waiting around for us. Hold on. Now it's up to the elbow. Dave is going to talk to HR and be like, uh, be like the weasel man was fisting his ass. Can you?

Can you? It's Dave's fist. It's Dave's fist. Yeah. No, no. I mean, like, have you ever seen fisting videos where they're literally punching an asshole and it's like, no, no, no, I watch like, you know, like BBWs and do you sub any only fans?

No, I go into an only way. Hey, where I like black out, I see somewhere I go, can I see your feed? Yeah. Sometimes I look at my credit cards. I go, wow. I've never seen only fans before. It kind of sucks because they're like, I can't judge it. Here's a seven.

It's basically what we're doing. It's basically what we're doing. What? Only fans? Yeah. It's just like podcast. Oh dude. Yeah.

It's just crowdfunding your asshole. You're going to see, you're going to see this dude I followed named Lil Baby Anthony. I followed a guy, you know, he, oh, we thought you had like normal only fans. I do. Here, ready? Yeah, let's see. Alex. She's a girl.

Nikita Kanika. Wait, wait, wait. Just show me. Jordan Rain, hot Asian, Lil Baby Anthony. This motherfucker. All right, let me just scroll. What does it look like? Hangs out.

I just want to see the, the UX. Dude, nobody takes a dick like Lil Baby Anthony. He literally cum falls on the floor, he scoops it up and puts it in his butt. He just loves to please. Yeah. Oh, it's a man. Yeah. This is sick.

I'm trying to get sort of jammed out in like an Atlanta glory hole, but he only does black eyes. So I'm out. Trying to work on a bit. They didn't have that 50 years ago, but he's, yeah, I think he's on hormones getting tits. So he's, he's like, dude, watch one of the videos. I'm scrubbing it.

It's just, yeah. Yeah. Look at that. And he'll be like, fellas, dude, this dude, he goes, he goes to fellas that dark chocolate dick. Hmm. Check them out. Yeah.

So on this episode, we're watching gay porn with Ian. This is what Ian jacks off to. And then he goes and reads the New York post. Yeah. Then he's like, yeah, he reads like, he was like, but what about black on black crime? He's like, you know, this video reminds me of black on black crime, actually. The video that I just, that is black on white crime. I know.

Look at that. So this lady is just a hot Asian girl. It's a boy. Lil baby Anthony. No, Jordan Ram. I'm looking. Oh, Jordan rain. She's a hot Asian girl.

She's a squirter. And here's it. Here's the thing. Why do you pay money for that? You can go on porn hub because I like to support women. Do you? Are you friends with these people? It's nice to support the individual person.

And then it's nice to go straight out. Have you met these folks? You know what they do for a living? You kind of like, wait, she posted this guy can't even get a boner. I know. I've seen them sometimes. It's hilarious. Lil baby Anthony goes, this guy comes over every week.

He comes quick. So I have him, live up my ass to come for the other guys. And I'm like, good plan, baby Anthony. Yeah. That's, that's, that's funny. I look at that, right? All right. Who's this?

Alex? Let's see her thing. She got fat Nanners. Dude. Look up. The only reason. Okay. The only reason to get this right is if there's a girl you sort of know.

No, no, no, I don't want to do any girls. No, you're not supposed to know what your friend's boobs look like Dollars not I say it's a girl you sort of know where you're like I can't just ask her Look at this. Here's a big girl. So this is a big girl. She's a big fat. Um, she's fat So you're like into all different things You're my dick is a united colors of benton. It's not benton. What is it? Benetton Whatever, this girl's not even hot. Yeah, how much money do you get this bitch?

Wait, so if you support B&E in the No Yes be patreon.com So I can be a This lady look how long this lady's balls are oh dude, that's supreme north She's actually prostitute and I got to a place one time where I was gonna get her but I didn't her balls hang low Okay, why do you say?

Why do you say your balls hang low because look at them they're this I send them in my group chat They're the saggiest balls. I've ever seen really long balls this lady. Yeah, see you find fun stuff on there You know But I don't know her Oh, I'm not gonna comment on go for it her face isn't like that nice That's okay If you didn't comment that'd be messed up because now you comment and you're treating them like a human Ian's like wow, I love jacking off to this day. I just hope she doesn't play sports

I hope she doesn't try to play sports with the women or I'll be really But not girls bathroom you may or not teach my kids Yeah, wait, so then you then it's just a regular Buff guys sucking a penis who Jalen Jalen. Yeah, I know it was Jalen He does a thing where he puts his camera on the base of his dick So like you can like see inside the guys well, I love how he's you're talking about this like these are all his Pokemons He does a special thing. I'm trying to poke demon He's trying to poke them on

Very good. I think that was a big joke in Stand-up comedy in the 90s. Yeah, it's hot in here We draw it. We dress it up. We make it hot. So so you know So a chicks will go to take clothes off Hey, I wore a shirt just for you guys because you guys are Sopranos fans. Yeah, Tony Soprano You can't into the mic work steely Nan. Yeah double dot wonderful on Instagram shout out that guy's great You're friends with them. So okay, so the more you scroll down the more it's just gay guys It's like he is like lying to himself

He just has like hot shit like three hot girls at the top and then they start getting bowls and there is just guys You literally see transition No mom. I'm just jerking off to women. It's like it's like you're literally lying to yourself. I it's it's a it's What happens transition feed it starts out as hot women and then some guys and then trans at the bottom Wow Now I mean for some guy that's not into it I'm sure I've been holding my phone for a long time. I'm just looking at all the girls Millie look at her that Millie is little baby Anthony. Oh, he looks like a girl in this picture

I know it's hot You know when you see like an old picture of like Paul Newman at a civil rights march Yeah, wow like that guy was so cool He's like so ahead of his time. That's like the equivalent of like a guy who fucks trans women now. I think that's me Yeah, that's you fucking since I was 19. You're Paul Newman. I'm Paul Newman of trans. Yes You've been hooking up with a trans girl since you were 19. I have been Vocally yeah out there publicly normalizing dating trans women, uh-huh Trans but you've never been in a relationship with one. Yeah, you have dated but most of the girls

I've met that you've been dating or had our cisgender All right, let's renew this description. What do you say women? Huh, what most of the I've never when we since we've been I date women You've been I've dated trans women before and currently right now. I'm talking to a trans gal and she Is a fan of the I'm a trans woman. She's got a fat ass. He's got a he's got a little wagon on him. He's Changing hearts and minds No, dude this gal I'm talking to Maria. She is ha ha ha hot Yeah, we if you have a you have a crush on someone don't blow up your spot in public like this

No, it's gonna nice, but what do you mean? I got out of a relationship. What's real? I'm straight up. I'm I'm gonna I'm dating myself Oh, I'm not I'm doing no sugar. That's that's that's learn that's lame. I'm doing no sugar I'm living life love and no Fucking or nothing, and I'm actively slowly phasing out talking to people. Okay Okay, where's that? Where do you what it? What's what is that? Yeah, what's what's that leading to that means you you want to Get more healthy before you get in Someone I'm on the road every weekend. I'm out every night to the game and I don't have time and when I have a night off I don't really want to I want to be quiet or I'd rather hang out with my folks

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So your dream were enough your dream is so your dream is So you think that there's a trade-off between between Ian comedy stardom and Being with a lovely Person for the rest of your life, you know why because it's hard when you have to leave And then yeah It you know, it's it's hard to leave and I like I love

Yeah, it's kind of nice to leave your family miss me because then I feel bad right if I'm letting them down There's like a lot of guilt-tripping in relationships. So you're I'll be leaving my family this week And I'll be at the comedy scene in Foxborough, Massachusetts Oh, that's Tom Brady. Hey, yeah, I just want to get some tickets. This will come out probably today. Wow This weekend December 8th. I'm headlining the Pittsburgh improv Thursday, December 8th Come on out gonna be fun and January 11th. That's right. Denver comedy works Philly helium with David tell. Oh, I love it. Nice. I love a nice weekday show a little weekday one nighter Dude fly out make a little money dude in January. I'm going January 11th to 12th Denver comedy works

I got off Friday gonna go skiing by myself. Take myself out. Yeah, and then the next day I got Fairfield comedy club. You want to do it? Yeah. Yes. Next what? February January 14th. I'll be I'll be there that weekend at Sisyphus Brewing Company Minneapolis, I would love to see you on the 13th and 14th at Sisyphus. That's a that's a really good club Yeah, this been there. Yeah, like like the guy rolling the that's why I search Yeah, I would like to get to a point my career. I'm not embarrassed to say the venue names that I'm playing What's the most embarrassing comedy club name? Well, there's a club in Des Moines that I'm also doing I always keep forgetting to plug date. So I guess I'll do it now. Yeah, I'm at Zany's Rosemont

January 20 19th to the 21st Helium in Philly January 26th to the 28th. Nice Pittsburgh improv February 3rd to the and 4th Providence comedy connection in February 23rd 25th Because just yesterday I wanted to kill myself. Good night. Yeah, I saw that. What do you do Zany's Instagram Portland San Jose Austin and Irvine all in 2023, but guys good for you. Yeah. Yeah, are you gonna take Racine with you? I'm gonna take. Yeah. No, actually, I'm gonna take um

I'm gonna take one of those one of those folks. I saw in your only fans probably if you legit got little baby Anthony it open for you. I would sit And he just does what he does on only On stage just a bunch of like he buries Adam Adam can't follow it Yeah, a bunch of couples who just wanted to have a night out or just like watching it like they got a babysitter I thought we're here for a comedy show All right, and you guys are you guys ready for your headliner Are you guys ready for Ian fighting

Yeah You all got you're like God, what the hell was that? man Yeah, no Go see us all on the road. Yes, and we want to talk and also I might say patreon.com slash be any impod Okay, I'm a job.com slash out for smokes And Patreon.com slash the Adam Friedland show. Yes

Tafs Tafs Tafs. How did you change that from come down to taffs? You just write them and I think come down so works though. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, do you guys do merch? No, not yet. We are we will be doing merch Nice who that is in the works dude people love you guys so much I bet you could like sell like hair or something or even if you sold like a Like like a cardboard cutout or like a size chart because people are always like how tall is these people These people get a lock of Nick's hair and then be like this hair sucks thick enough this hair used to be better I tried eating it. It tasted horrible. They have such bad attitude. Yeah, no

I try putting it up my ass so Nick Mullen would be close to me at all times I water it I want a little Nick now my asshole itches You know, I like when they give um Ice coffee in these kind of cups for some reason. No, I don't like that because I like these kind of Have you been to that place Brooklyn ball factory? Oh, yeah, it's the best. I go by the way, folks great I go there on Mars is amazing. They are such fucking dickheads. It takes forever the Japanese people and I can't your words I don't mind and it's all it's all Japanese. Where is it? What place Brooklyn ball? It's on Montrose dude a luncheon at open next door baby blues. I think I saw it great

I think I thought I fuck I was there will stop the other day. It was so fun. Shout out costos that dude He gives me free meals. He's a sweetheart. You guys have a problem. I didn't even said now You know where he eats lunch. Oh god. Oh god come out. I dude. Here's the thing I love my neighborhood because all the little shopkeepers. I become friends with yeah Yeah, and then I bring them little gifts to Christmas time. It's so nice. Yeah, I got a new laundromat Guess what they're getting stuff. Yeah, Ian brings them bobbleheads. Ian bobbleheads. All right, I guess It is a gay man who come and I give him cigarette so he leave me alone. He skip around my neighborhood This used to be working-class neighborhood now. It is this freak coming in the rat

I give him rubber band so he would leave my store my daughter. I want her stay away from rat rat man Oh here come Jackie cheese here he come look at this animatronic band man Stay away from my daughter stay away from wife Please if you must rape choose me first Please please Please I Went through hell where I come from What's the worst you could do to me? I?

Saw the people I love the most murdered in front of my life So I can move to this country and have Chuck E. Cheese to rape in my family rep me instead Rep me first. I will go down with the ship. I will throw my hands up I got it coming for rubber bands again, please Come and Chuck E. Cheese. Oh It's Chuck E. Cheese Please Please go to Chinese restaurant this time

Please Please I closed my doors. I lose money. No more merch. Please. No more He asked me to listen. He asked me listen to ska Is there in the Chuck E. Cheese man? Oh, no, he tortured me. He tortured me. I Rather take Serbian mercenary I Miss the war I Miss the war

Oh the war was so good. I have seen skin melt of my child I have seen unspeakable Yes, please but Chuck E. Cheese man. I take the cake my dream is for daughter to go to college I'm boss. She cannot meet the Chuck E. Cheese He's been The rat man I see him in my dreams. Oh Oh, how I miss the death squads are slower than Milosevic. Oh Please

This I come to this country for the Chuck E. Cheese. Oh Please put me in shallow grave. I Got into with my pharmacist VVAC the other day about getting the booster. Oh, yeah, that's cool. What do you say? Like please Chuck E. Cheese Get the booster Please I swear I swear the whole neighborhood Ask me to put something in a certain engine say it was a hepatitis back. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, it's a fucking seeds

They're trying to kill Neighborhood saying please Please be back you tell him you need booster we give him What is it? We give him a what is it russine? It's a what is that? Raz what's the what's the poison rice in rice and we give him rice in syringe? Please this is our must take the vaccine. This is a 12 plan. We've come up with This that's fucked up to get rid of it. We cannot kill him Rat man cannot we have a rat man can't die. We cannot kill the rat man

I call over the merchants in the area one. I have a cousin. I have a cousin I'm we must raise money to bring cousin over they call him exterminator He will kill the rat man Please please the rat man That's pretty good, huh? Can you tell Nicko's good? Fuck him Can you tell Nicko's good that I did good reef? I did good reef guys. I'm really excited. I'm honestly I know I've been the clip lamenting about the show, but I'm really fucking stoked about the last patron episode

We put out. Yeah, I try the comms stf. It's honestly the best thing Nick and I've ever done The cold open is like we got these anamorphic lenses. I mean Nick goes manic and then disappears. I'm like where you in He's like bnh. I just spent four. I just spent eight thousand dollars and I'm like Nick we have to like You know, I'm just like, okay at this point. I'm just like great And I don't even look bad and I now it's like feels like the Joker like we're lighting money on part But but we did get these anamorphic lenses, which are like it's super widescreen And it's only because he read one comment somewhere that was like a spec ratios off

So he's just got lenses that are like the images like this wide I love and it looks like and we got we got a lit this guy our friend Connor who's a who's a fucking He's fucking incredible grip and it looks like super red. It looks like fucking good time. It's like awesome And our friend Connor shot. He's like an incredible D.P. That's awesome. Yeah, you guys had fun on it. Yeah We had fun and now that we have people like we realize we're like Nick has to be kept away from the buttons Because he got obsessed with the buttons right and then like we we're like we just have to we we need to riff dude We can't have you can't have you doing the buttons. Yeah, but yeah, it looks really good people I'll show you I'll show you after this. Okay, but yeah, no, but it that that was like really fun

We were doing it. Can you give me job on your show? Please? Please please Please bar rat man from building he asked me he asked me come on being isn't Being is Come on and I have my being tasered in both He says it's funny. He keeps showing me gay porn. He says watch gay porn get taser Get taser on being in we have Lenny Dijkstra on last week Please

And then we had we had Mack DeMarco on this week. Do you know Mack DeMarco? Yeah, who's that? Is that the guy with the underwear? No, that's back. Well No, he's like he's like a very he's a very popular indie rocker. He was on Fallon last week is very he's a rocker He's like the last indie rocker in the world. No one cares about indie rock anymore But he's like the last of them of them. Oh, he's the last samurai. That's what they call him. But yeah No, he's super funny. What songs is he done? He's done a bunch of songs. He had that. He had that album the salad days Have you heard that? I know minor threat salad days. Well, so yeah, so he did nard war And nard war and nard war got Ian Mackay to write a note to say actually I

I did something called salad days first and you're a copycat Yeah, that's awesome. Dude nard war is a shit But you'd like you'd like Mack although he stopped smoking bogies. He was like a big bog head What's a bog? It's a stoke. You see see stoke. I thought stokes are cigars Someone says you want to go smoke a stoke. Matt. I say you want to go smoke a butt. Yeah, mac de marco chamber of reflection Yeah He's good, dude. Um, and he's a pal. I met him at a wedding actually This shit sucks

Yeah, so here I am Doing everything I can I gotta please he say he listened to music To li to recreate the day before he was raped at 13 He told me every day the rat man. Tell me about his rape. He says he was just a boy Goldfinger on the radio He ended up playing warzone with the guitars from goldfinger. How cool is that sick, dude?

I saw there was a there's a band. I saw that it's just a Covers band that only does tony hawk bro skater soundtrack songs. That's hilarious. Yeah. Oh, yo, have you ever heard of the band drug church? They fucking rule they get a podcast you should do it. I think you guys would be great on it Anyway drug church covered mighty mighty boss tones someday I suppose which is my favorite mighty mighty boss tone song and in fucking raps Oh, that's cool. You want to hear it? No No, all right. Come on. He is my show fair. You're right. The rat man. Come on. He said listen to ska He said I was 13

I put on real big fish And then and then he walked in the room He said he was an adult. He said he I could trust him He said Ian we need to practice more your baseball It's the rat man. He's going to talk about his rape again Oh, hello, Ian How's it going? Please? Please just buy something. Please do that man. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's he's like, um, He was great. He's a great. He was a great guest guys. Check it out

Check it out on patreon.com slash taffs. Actually, are we fuck? Hold on a second. We've been having so much fun. I think I think we're all right. So, yeah You thought it the episode was over. No, I you're recording. Oh, we're allowed to rap. Yeah, we are recording. I have a second Whole I have a second. Okay, blue shoe. So you're dead card. Oh another thing that we use So yeah, it doesn't work. What do you talk about? Fucking ate up a bunch of women who's out at one time It didn't work the other time It was nice Okay, you had a bunch of them. I don't think it's advisable to have them

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Swallow women because you're just Ian Yeah, I'm just Ian. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, if someone's like you're gay say I'm The I do I don't like the label bisexual because I do what I want when I want with who I want You know when I identify as Ian. Yeah. Yeah. Do you identify as a man? Yeah, but that's a label too. So why why it's not a label to give it look at me What do you mean? I'm a fucking man So but you know the people, you know, you know, you know, what do they say? What's it called? Um, hetero normative hetero normative society

They would assume they would assume that you're a straight man just because you're a guy, right? Yeah, but I like jockeying expectations You like what? Jockeys jockeying expectations. Oh, I thought that was one of your guys being what people I thought you I thought you you followed a small man on uh On only fans. I do who did jockey based pornography. Anyway guys Go to that go to bluejack.com and you and and chew it and do it and have sex alert alert

Adam's lost it. Adam's lost it. Okay. What's going on? That's your heart out You have to get your squad. We have like 10 minutes left. We're done. Let's do it All right. What were you talking about folks? So there's been an attempted coup in, uh, Germany. Do you see that? Why what happened? Yeah 25 and they were all like rich people They were arrested, uh, planning a overthrow of the government And they all had like millet. They were like former military members. What happened? Yeah, that's kind of cool It's kind of cool. So I was playing a storming of the Reich stock. I got again. Yeah

Do you what's what's your you know? What's a fun fact Hitler said that he he always thought Mussolini was like his closest friend like his only real friend Really? Yeah, well, I guess he did Mussolini you think is fake friend because Italians wouldn't put up with that. Yeah Right Yeah, really. So he he felt like he was lonely. He didn't try to be like Hitler was lonely. Herman gurring. Like everybody was this friend No, everybody was like kind of using Hitler. Do you imagine hanging out with Hitler?

It's like like hey Hitler. Um, you want to go get lunch? Yeah. Hey, can you can you co-sign a I'm trying to buy a car Do you think I could get a co-sign for this? Will it be a used to ramen to Jews enough man? Come on Yes, I'll I'll run some Jews over with it All right. This guy they're saying is uh, this guy was known as his best friend August Kubizek Oh, that was Hitler's best friend. That's what they're saying He was an Austrian musical conductor and writer Best known for being close friend of with Adolf Hitler while they were but oh while they were teenagers

Let's let's find out about this Let's teach the audience something he died in 1956 in Austria. I wonder where he was during the warriors Warriors The warriors, um Oh, so this guy, I guess was friends. They were friends when they were kids and then Oh, and then you know, Hitler gave him a job He got hired by the Nazi propaganda or Nazi party to write short propaganda booklets. Oh, wow That's good. Will you take your boys up with you? Yeah, you know

Tosh did that for his boys. Did he you know who were Tosh's boys He's boys from from growing up. He gave them all jobs when Tosh point. Oh, it's popping off You know, that's a nice thing. You know, you don't talk about that with Hitler a lot of these days He took care of his boys Hitler sent Kubizek's mother It'll be funny a food basket for her 80th birthday. I wish you were Kanye so we could put a fucking bag over your head We uh, oh, I'll tell you off Mike something. Uh, oh Oh, it's very funny. Really? Yeah. Oh, I can't wait. Uh, maybe we'll say it on on Mike one day. Say it

No, nothing say it. Are you getting Kanye on the podcast? No No, we're not dude. You're getting Adam. Just nodded. Holy shit. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not We're not. We're not. Oh, but why are you saying you're not but you're not? It has nothing to do with the podcast It's incredible. Honestly, it's funnier than that and sadder and more pathetic anyway, but uh Um, when he the tide began to turn against Hitler, I didn't know what that said. Yes, we are having When the tide began to turn against him, why is there a calendar that says Kanye visit? Everyone

Hide Adam. Wait, this is hilarious Wait, wait, okay. I'm trying to tell you guys about this. He's hiding behind a lamp Yeah, he's gonna be a lamp for when Kanye comes out of out of out of get your hands like something smells funny in here Out of out of put the lamp on Honestly, what's that smell? Can I be honest with you guys? Like Like I it really did I I heard him saying saying all that stuff. It really did hurt my feelings. Yeah. Yeah Yes, terrible things to say No, just because it's like I've loved him my whole life

And then he's he had that line in drink champs when he said um, I want little Jewish kid boys I wear my shoes to say to go up to their dad and say why yay mad at us And I kind of did like I was like, so why are you mad at me? Don't be mad at me. Yeah, I love you. I love I've loved you I've loved you. What did I do? What did I do right at right a predatory? record contract What are you talking about? I'm a hip-hop head Kanye, I'm a huge huge hip-hop I win

Kanye I I actually I was saying this to my girlfriend and she just started laughing at my face yesterday But I was like I remember When my friend get a chew a bb Burned the college dropout for me when we were in pre calc class in high school. Why do you do that? And she was like get a chew a bb She was like, why'd you have to include that guy's name? I remember one of my friends Yeah, there's this Ethiopian kid. I went to high school. I still remember I thought it was because he burnt he burned me the fucking college dropout. Oh, I thought you meant burned it like set it on fire

No, he burned me the cd. Oh, dude. That was awesome. I'll be the cd burning cd Yeah, burning cds and giving it to people. That was the best. You remember that? If you like the girl you say, I got a new computer. My family got a new computer Can I burn you a cd? Every mix cd was just like a love letter if only they could listen to the third verse Fourth line. They would know how I felt, you know Wait, okay. Can I tell you more about this guy kubasek? So, okay, so we funny it up a bit. I gotta go soon. No, we want to talk about hitler's best friend

I think it was interesting What you could riff on this you riff on this. Okay, let's go. So It's 1942 and the people could tell that like 1940 ju that the tide is turning against hitler And kubasek who have all avoided politics his whole life became a member of the nazi party as a gesture of loyalty to his friend Hmm. Isn't that amazing? Wait, everyone's like, oh this guy's about to lose and he felt so bad that he's like, all right. I'll join It's good Okay, december 1945 kubasek gathered a collection of keepsakes given to him by hillary during their youth and concealed them carefully in a basement

He's like, yeah, I always thought an frank was annoying. Yeah, I thought she was I thought she was bad And then he was I guess he was hitler made this guy a bunch of friendship bracelets. Yeah Someone's gotta kanya's gotta look write a movie about There's like a like a moonlight like No, there's no buddy comedy him and him and him and Young hitler growing up in austria and then there's a jewish guy that's like Your art is not good enough for this school I'll give you um, maybe two dollars for this painting. Yeah, your art sucks hitler

I'm going to be mad at you For the rest like like it sounds like a flashbang goes off and hitler's head and then you're just here Can I have a 30% discount on this on this painting? You know hitler, I thought it was good, but it's not very inspired. Yeah Yeah, I'll tell you this. Wait. He wrote a book called uh, Adolf Hitler mind who can front you can front adolf hitler my childhood friends We gotta read this It's like a pop-up

Dude, it's so funny to like try to try to ride of an even larger nose So like try to get cloud like try to like ride off the cloud of that After hitler had been defeated. Yeah to be like by the way, I've you know grown up pretty good friends with We're pretty much best friends Hitler tell her you ever want to meet him. Yeah, I know he's dead, but I can tell you all about him Uh, yeah, there was a jewish guy that was like he's just name dropping hitler all the time Um, I don't know if you know this, but I used to be best friends with him hitler. That's so funny because adolf used to say Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, adolf

Yeah, exactly. Oh, is it raining? I remember one time I was in the bunker with adolf hitler and um Here's a red Here's a reddit thread did hitler have any friends I literally just googled that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did he yeah, that says one of his known teenage friends was august kubasek Your boy. Yeah, and then elissa And then I guess um, german In these later years as a politician, there were very few people who were personally close hitler in german speaking countries friends addressed themselves with the informal pronoun do

Everybody was like using him. Yeah. Yeah. He's like everyone's so fake ram. And you know, you know what it was. Everyone's fake No, you know what it was. I just I hate fake people. You know what it was? No, no, that was a thing here fake people and drama Like and I'm not this is no defensive hitler But like he was on meth the entire time Which is like the closest analog we have to that are like adderall heads, right? And those people get so fucking paranoid, especially if you're friends with him Like I've been accused like I have friends that have been on and like and feather means their whole lives for like add Yeah, and those are like my most fucking like that's why it's impossible friends. Yeah, they're always like I'm always falling short of expectations

who He's not no no not at all No, he's not add. All right guys Um, that's so funny. Yeah. Yeah, but he was like on the real world. He's like just so, you know, I'm not here to make friends No, no, but like that's the thing is like he was literally on speed and so he was like, I can't fucking trust any of these people Yeah, and he was like getting more and more paranoid. Yeah, he was a fucking dickhead. No else was on speed was kennedy Kennedy really? Yeah, Kennedy used to get these fucking shots in his ass Uh, but there was that guy doctor feel good. Oh wait, didn't Kennedy have like a degenerative thing that he had a back condition

Right, I think and I think he was injured in in the second world war as well. Wasn't he? I don't fucking know. I don't know about kennedy What's he really that good of a president? Kennedy. Yeah, uh, well, it was like short lived not the our guys not the our guys mike The what not the our guys we gave him a fucking election and then he tried to fucking investigate him And investigate us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you talk about his bitch brother? Yeah, bitch brother. Yeah He was disrespectful to the uh, the kosanostra. Yeah when they got him elected We got him elected relationship between us members of the month was pretty cool

I think kennedy everybody loved kennedy because he was like openly about like god and he was irish and Yeah, you know jimmy jimmy hoffer like choked bobby kennedy before a senate hearing That's because he showed up late. He showed up late walking his dog And he choked him everyone says that he was like such a powerful. He was it was like he's the most handy. No, no Uh jack was like the most handsome president ever. He's like he's a lot by those days. It was like shit, dude He doesn't look good. Yeah Yeah, it looks like crap. Well, he was like in his 40s. I don't know it's a killer song by the misfits who killed maryland And you think kennedy killed her? No, I think that's like one of the

Fucking theories, but I heard you died from morbid obesity Marilyn Monroe Shut up, dude. You know, I feel for joe de maggio. Why because he was married to her and then like did he beat her? Did he I think he beat maryland Monroe. Yeah Oh Nevermind. Yeah. Well, hey, he was I'm just guessing based on his fucking last name Last name ends in a vowel Yeah, they're running a train on maryland

Um, yeah, she's she but like don't people always say she was like actually she was nick talks about this a lot They're like, actually she was a size. She was a size 18. Well, she actually she was just as fat as me Actually, she was 400 pounds just like me Actually, I'm just as beautiful as her Actually Actually my mouth is full but when I Yeah Yeah, it's me. No, I'm like it's she's job. Can I tell you something? Oh here come the rat man

This has been fun. Yeah, it has been fun. I've enjoyed it. I thought it was kind of messy at first I'm a little bit embarrassed. I said all that stuff about the show. Don't be you're being your authentic No, no, it's just no, I'm not complaining about anything. It's just no we're not saying you are it is it is really funny It is I mean, I I realize it it is really funny to start trying at 35 Like it is a pathetic statement. It's like say that in public is is honestly, I'm humiliated even just thinking about Yeah, but you know what you're doing it. Yeah, but it's never too late to yeah, I don't know do something new Yeah, I think no, it's been it's been really fun But we just want to have like honestly we need to get right now

We need to get a talent book or so we're just like not fucking a scrambler. Who are you trying to get? We're we talked we talked to this age this will tell you off like we talked on friday It's a word. Yeah, that's great. That should be good. But then well, dude, these are they're quoting us the prices They were quoting us were hilarious. Yeah, they were like, um, so like how many guests you want a month? We're like, um, I guess like eight to ten and they were like So a la carte it would be about two thousand dollars. What are we booking? Yeah, and we're like to say And I started laughing what a racket this business is we're like, so it's twenty thousand dollars a month Dude, you legitimately could DM someone that you want on the show and be like, hey, I I've been doing that

I've been doing that for weeks now. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, and it's also like we're like selling people on things like if I If we don't know them we're selling them on something that doesn't really exist yet Like what like the actual talk show doesn't like fully I mean yesterday It was an example of kind of what we want to be doing because we had like a guest We had an interview segment. We had a cold. Well quit living in the past No, no, I'm saying like we need to have like something to sell on people to say that. Oh, this is great Now you're like a sizzle reel of what you're trying to sell. That's fucking great. It's fun. Good. It's got something Things are definitely creative juices are flowing. No, I'm happy. We're having fun patreon.com slash b&e and pop

Guys, thanks for joining us slash what might out for smokes pop out for smokes after smoke boom Thanks for listening and uh, we'll see you on our podcast. Thank you so much guys We love y'all. Thanks for joining us. All right. Bye