The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 116 – Live show

Episode Date: August 15, 2018

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I Jack death Oh be more what the fuck is up, huh? Yeah Auto bar, baby. We're getting fucked up off natty ice out this motherfucker. Who's with me? You're trying to go get some you're trying to go get some pussy out pillico after this, huh? I Know I'm about that shit Damn, oh, I'm winded as fucking my fucking house. You don't understand

I feel like I'm on fucking like what would junior would get out for a funeral. You know the Sopranos That's what this feels like. It's awesome. I'm so happy not to be in my fucking house Hello, have her degrees I Damn, I love being out dude. I had cookies today. I'm drinking coffee the air is fresher I don't even fucking wanted the pot. I just want to look at you guys Deal with the stress of watching you go up those stairs. Yeah That's what that's what I've been training for my whole life

That's why I have powerful ass haunches if one goes if the left goes the right's got the whole thing no problem It's like kidneys, you know The Lord gave me an extra leg. You know what I mean? I was mad. You saw how fucking beautifully I hopped out You saw that shit, right? Come on Fuck so nice to be home back in fun. I'm a fucking homeowner here. You fuck it I'm I pay my taxes paid for your fucking Welfare you motherfucker I know I'm looking at a bunch of fucking welfare

Okay, yeah Spending all your food stamp money on scratch offs. I know what the fuck is going on Yeah, yeah, if you go over to Oz over on fucking Moravia, yeah They'll fucking let you buy straight drugs with fucking food stamps. Yeah, they don't even give a fuck They ring the shit out his milk and then they pour it down the fucking drain and then they give you any kind of fucking drugs You want, you know Yeah, it's mostly crushed up light bulbs, but that's just Them ships will get you fucked up, you know

Goddamn, I'm just gonna do the voice for now. Just do the whole show. It's just him He has had no one to talk to you for weeks He's been trapped in the prison of his own body in the park Every Friday I've been doing mushrooms and watching four rack around Thank you And it turns out it prepares you to do that voice. That's the dojo in my mind It's like the hyperbolic time chamber in Dragon Ball Z when you were fucking they were just fucking trained Is that the one where it makes them heavier?

Yeah, okay, I know what I'm going for but you were actually factually correct. So it's not really a burden It's just a fact. No, I don't need too much to do it. I was just asking But yeah, and every time I took mushrooms, I was just doing the Ralph voice for hours, you know It was like time slows down when you're on shrews and watching Chris Helmsworth just fuck up The little zombies with his hammer shit rules by the way, I just want to say through rock and rock rules If anybody wants to we just talk about that Yeah, I saw it in the theaters Movie pass baby is golden time now. It's over

But so did you guys go to that rally in D. C. Oh, yeah, you guys are making it back. Yeah, I know you saw that on your calendar You're like Is that what wearing a big baller brand shirt? Yeah So thank you, I know you're all tired from just marching all day Trying to make a fair world, you know, I guess politics you do it a lot, but That's irony. I'm sorry. This is I did you get one sip of coffee. You're like

I mean, he's got to carry some kind of weight. Yes Throw me on your back We're on your back baby, you know my back I'm fucking Pogo Well, you're on you're on my back, baby You mean in a sexual sex way, yeah What is for Ragnarok For it gets his whole shit fucked up. Yeah, what's right? What's Ragnarok? Is that also a god? Yeah

It's a big-ass guy with a fucking Fire yeah, yeah, fuck it forward. Thank you. Someone's not A man's guard. Yeah, I have to say It's the hymen of the asshole Yeah, the astarology is the aster. Yeah, it's so many breaks your ass Why you shake your whole right away, right? But they dip the tip of their tongue. So basically, yeah, Thor lives in this world,

which is like a Viking paradise, where all the guys that died at that rally in D.C. It's like, that's what happens. That's what happens. If you pretend there's much anime-watching boosters you want, you know what I mean? You die, you die, you couple. You can jack off the hentai for the rest of your life.

That's a bit turd. It's a weird thing. His father is Sir Anthony Hopkins, who has one eye. And he knocks out of the park, by the way. Shouts out to the fucking animal electrician. He's good at everything except that. Baltimore legend, Hamilector. Is he from Baltimore?

Yeah. Yeah, in the... Anthony Hopkins. Anthony Hopkins is a great actor, and they're like, okay, just don't be British. They're like, I'm not doing that. This is like classic Baltimore accident. I grew up on Easter Avenue.

My mother would jack off men for $50 each. I'm a giant fan of Cal Ripken Jr. I have an Iron Man. I have a B.J. Serhosh Ultra. I have a hanging above my bed. He meets Robert Downey Jr. in that movie. He's like, I thought you were supposed to be Cal Ripken Jr. Yeah.

Not super British. He's like, well, that's true yourself. He's an Iron Man. He had a consecutive game streak. We're talking baseball history. Did you know that the rumor is Kevin Costner fucked Cal Ripken's wife? Do you guys know that story? Yeah, I have a field of dreams.

That's what a field of dreams is about. You get to play with as many baseball players as you can. If you build it, you get fucked some guy's wife. It's a sex swing that he's talking about. If you build it, we can return to the time where it was only whites on the field. There's a cornfield in Kansas. It's getting knocked off by Cal Ripken Jr.

So who here is going to kill me? No one's going to kill you, bitch. That guy with the tattoo is going to kill me. I'm pretty sure that narrows it down, dude. No, the tattoo's... He's going to kill himself. He's going to also, like, cheese it or something. He's going to sober up and then have to end his life.

Yeah. He's a long, carpentry actor tattoo. That guy... He's 19 years old and he got a tattoo of me. Oh, no! He's a part of his life. He's going to attempt to kill you, get arrested, and then he's going to go to jail,

and they're going to cut a hole in his shoulder where your mouth is. They're going to cut you in the mouth. That's how that guy's story ends. I don't know what it is. Can you imagine biting podcasts that much? I mean, can you imagine hating your own body then? Yeah.

Jesus Christ, man. That's worse than cutting. Jesus doesn't have the same effect anymore or lessen your bucket wrists. You really want to feel something. You get a tattoo of Adam on your shoulder. Just on top of your back knee. Yeah.

Well, there's another wrong back knee. It's totally normal. Not indicative of steroid use. There's some people like to have. It doesn't make your balls smaller. Well, some people do smaller balls. But you're faster. That's the guy that fucks very quickly.

You just get it over with, you know? Usain Bolt has the smallest nuts of all time. There's two little marbles. They're aerodynamic, dude. Those nuts are hangable and straightened. I'm going to get my nuts replaced with the Oster Vissoria screws. You just hook them into the asshole and they're locked in. They can't leave.

That's good. Fuck, I don't want one of those, dude. Is that the solution? Go just chop my shit off. Yeah, get blades, dog. Actually, yeah, we should get it. Get blades and accidentally kill your fiance. Got it, right?

That's all I got. The stories is definitely in jail just pissed off at, like, Elon Musk coming up. He's like, damn, there's another white South African that just took my mantle as the shittiest guy in the world. What's worse, murdering your wife or making Chappy? That guy, too. The truth is South African crime. South Africa has really not done anything bad besides that.

I can't think of anything. I can't think of anything. Pretty much, yeah, their whole history checks out. Except for the movie Chappy. Yeah, my parents were against that. They were against the movie Chappy. We were against any auto political stance, but Chappy's coming in on us. Yeah, we had to leave in the early 90s for some reason.

The Chappy we will not stand for. Yeah, that's true. It really isn't straight. What is Chappy? It's about a robot that wants to bring a far guy back. Yeah, it's not. I didn't do it. I can't be racist.

I'm a robot. It's not even possible for it. I just, I've made an objective observation about where people should live. Chappy, stop saying that. I'm going to kill Nelson Mandela's daughter. Chappy! Chappy, that's over now. It's a view of South Africa.

Is it? No. It is. It's very corrupt now, but in a different way. Nice. Yeah, it's cool. Like, what kind of way? It's just bufuzela. It's a lot of bufuzela.

That's what the feature reviews do. That's what the feature reviews do. Yeah, South Africa. Yeah. What's up with South Africa and Australia being, first of all, the same country? No, it's not. It's not. It's not.

I mean, similar Bell instruments. I don't like it. Yeah. It's fucked up, if you ask me. Yeah. I can do it. It is funny that Aborigines think that's an instrument. Well, I mean, they have a nice rich culture, but it's like, yes, that's a tube.

I don't know. I think that's a tube. It's just a tube. It's not. What the fuck is a tuba? A tuba. With bends, twists, there's buttons on it. Okay.

There's a lot going on with the tuba. All right. What about a flute? A flute, again. Buttons, holes. There's some thought going into that. It's made out of metal. A didgeridoo is a tube of any length.

Oh, how about this big? It's a drum. What the fuck is drums, then? Also, bullshit. You know what I'm saying? There. Respect. Game recognize game.

Yeah. Only real instruments. Theremin. Pern tape. I don't know. I don't know. So theremin does rock, dude. Be able to just go, uh,

the rap of the rapper on PlayStation. Consider that an instrument. Consider that an instrument. Yes. The Mario Peyton music maker. Oh, yeah. Now we're getting somewhere. Yeah.

That's your rock. Yeah. When I was in South Africa in January, some dude hit me up. He's like, hey, if you want, I'm a big fan of the pod. If you guys want to eat, I think it's really rude to stop

and make rice stew all the time. They should be gossip. You want to watch soccer with me? I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. You want to watch soccer? Yeah. Maybe discuss some views on other

inferences. No, no, that's not it. Maybe next week, too. We're going to have this weekend in the past. That week, we turned the page on that. What a fucked up piece of shit country. No, it's not like that.

Shit sucks. It's a beautiful country. How do you guys get rid of segregation until Capri's son is in it? It's a beautiful country. It's a beautiful country. It's a beautiful country. How do you guys get rid of segregation

until Capri's son is in it? Yeah, that's not true. It's like a cartoon character where there's green people that are equal. Some of them are blue. Some of them get skinny down there. They fuck it.

They edit Skeeter on every single episode. They have to play it. There's a different show called Skeeter. It was just like, he haven't gone to school with no books. Right? I mean, work is an excuse. I mean, it went on way too long,

but at least we didn't even know what hats were supposed to look like yet. That's true. They're like, should they be this tall? Or this? I mean, everyone was doing a different thing. That's true. No, you're right.

You can't get the racism so you figure out how to wear it. Yeah, I mean, really, yeah, you gotta figure out what kind of hat to wear. Yeah, exactly. That's important. What do you guys do?

When you talk about this and all the guy, you stole that brain? Did you see that shit? Yeah. That made us my heart. He's a cowboy. Yeah.

Did you imagine doing like a private 9-11 to yourself? I just wanted to die in 9-11, right? I just wanted to die in 9-11. I just wanted to, Steve Grant is easy. Also, a shout-out to that guy because he was just like, I'm running out of gas.

Fuck it, I'm doing a loop-de-loop. I'm doing a fucking loop-de-loop. I'm doing a fucking loop-de-loop. Who'd give a fuck? That shit kinda rocks. Well, I thought he stole the plane and killed himself. He was doing it on purpose.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, you know, but he did a loop-de-loop before. That's what I was saying. It's like, you know, people are saying I should go to therapy or whatever because I have the money to do it now, but I also have the money to afford the world's fanciest suicide.

I should not be distracted. You know, I don't need to jump in from a train like a peasant. You go all out like an Indian wedding, you know? There's like a procession of elephants from the traditional guard with my capitol runway and shirt.

And I ride the main elephant, you know? I got a big anti-coordinate hunting rifle. It's covered in scripture. It's made out of gold. And I ride the elephants into the David Busters. I'm like, hey, everyone, I'm here. What's going on? And then I blow my brains out.

In front of whoever the fuck is still going to David Busters, which is probably just people that don't know you can kill themselves, you know? And they're like, what did he just do? How did you do that? There's a way out.

We don't have to play video poker, because that's what it was. We could just end it like that hero. Still playing. What are we doing? I'm going to go out hot air balloon. That's my shit. Yeah.

I'm going to just jump off that motherfucker. How about this hot air balloon? Find the fucking gummy worms factory. Jump out of the sky. Through the fucking window. Maybe I don't even kill myself. Maybe I just eat as many gummy worms as I want. But I don't have to kill myself.

In the air, I'm like, no, there's a reason to live. That's the end. I'm practicing in this rainbow factory. And I'm going to fucking fuck nasty all these cherries. All these sour cherries and these fizzy colas. I'm going to live, baby. I want to live. That makes no sense.

That's the end of that movie, the game. I went to the Vego factory and just drove it. I drove around and my friend went in. And it was like, well, it was just... Did you have to put on the makeup before? I mean, it looks like a prison. And then when we just drove in, the gate was open, and then the door was open.

So we just walked into the factory and nobody stopped us. And then there was a security guard that didn't come up. He's like, what are you doing? We were like, can we go on like a door to the Vego factory? He was like, well, I don't know. He was like, wait here. Let me go check. Then he leaves, comes back 15 minutes later.

He's like, no, they said no, but you guys want some free Vego? We were like, yeah, that'd be great. He's like, OK, wait here. When he leaves, he comes back like 15 minutes later. He's like, yeah, I can't do that here. You guys want to get out of here? Yeah, dude. You could have just stolen as much Vego as you wanted.

No, we were just wandering around Detroit. We went into this like, most of the houses are disabbanded. So me and my brother went into this house. And we were like, hanging out on the porch upstairs. And this lady that lived in the house next door, she just comes down and looks at us. She's like, y'all buy that house? We're like, nah, she's like, all right.

Do you want to buy it? And she's like, give me $4.00. Yeah, should we just buy like a bunch of row houses and enjoy it? Hell yeah, dude. And make like a big, like a fucking... Well, the whole city is like... Detroit City is basically like a Columbia movie house, like Sam, where they're like, you get one movie for a cent.

And then you have to buy a bunch of other ones. Because if you buy a house there, they make you pay all the back taxes. So you buy a house for like $4,000. And you have to pay all the back taxes and then fix the house within like six months or this like the land bank trust just takes away from you. Damn, that's fucked up. Yeah, so they'll just, don't buy a house in Detroit. They'll just scam you.

I know all you guys have that kind of money laying around. Well, I mean, it is like $300 to buy a house. I'm back in. Yeah, okay. I mean, I would be if you could go on a tour of the Fago Factory. Can we buy the Fago Factory? That's the real point. That would be sweet.

That would be a good place to kill yourself. Yeah. Very good place. Just dissolve your body into the Fago. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, you're giving like juggalos secondhand IVs. Yeah. That's how the fucking...

What's the U.S. Joker? The... That's how the... What's this fucking Batman guy? She like a fucking guy or what? I don't know what's in my head, man. I'm fucking twisted. Everyone hates waiting for fucking postage in the post office.

You know, one day I was waiting in the post office. I just fucking snapped. I put fucking scars on my face. Speaking of snapping, go ahead and snap your underwear off. Yep. I hate my underwear. I know it's a live show, but hey, we got contracts. Yeah, we got it too.

We got to do that. We got to do that because we didn't plan... We didn't plan to do the free episode. So, you guys are... How many of you are wearing underwear out there? None. Well, that's pretty cool. How many of you are wearing diapers?

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Should I go to the carpets? I hope we hit that moment in the show. Oh yeah, we can hear it, guys, by the way. We have a lot of really good bits. We should circle back and throw a ragnarok. Bro, I'm ready to go. There's so much. I know a store is like the white god of hammers.

It's tries to win white people at their own religions. That's Norse mythology, right? But what is ragnarok? Is that like a neck? Well, he goes, he gets exiled to a trash planet that's controlled by a Jew named Jeff Goldblum. It is true. And he's like, he's an allegory for the age of Jewish control.

That's true. Did Jews ever have a pantheon or no? A pantheon? These were your heroes? No, like all the gods. They had multiple gods, or it was only four. No, the first monotheistic religion shouts out to Abraham. I love the Jews.

Everyone has a million gods in the Jews. Like, we'll just do one. We'll just do one. We'll just do one. We'll just do one. We'll just do one. We'll just do one. We'll just do one.

You got me sacrifices multiple times. So, thank you. I've got smth at the Jewish fire department in Williamsburg. Yeah. Yeah. They have a Jewish fire department in Williamsburg, like a Hasidic Jewish fire department. And it's just so funny to imagine them showing up through a fire.

And then the fire chief is like, Do get back. Maybe not so much water to drink. There's a specific law and order SVU where they think that one of the rabbis is raving kids, and they're protected by the Jewish police that they have there, and they're like, what are they? Just arrest cyclists for getting hit by vans, right? Yeah, though, they like throw rocks at cyclists if you're like biking through their neighborhood

on shabbas. Is that in the forum? Yeah, it says that. Harvey Weinstein is a scapegoat. Oh, that was a good one. We got that from the car. Lee Harvey Weinstein. He's jacking off to Kennedy in the book of wine.

Something with binoculars. Did we say on the show before Steve Harvey Oswald? I think we did. That's a good one, too. I think it's all the same, but he's just wearing a big-ass yellow shirt. Yeah, it's not that hard. If you couldn't get away, he's just wearing a 12-butt busters. Now, who's that in there?

He has a special where he's dressed exactly like the mask. He came out like four years after the mask. No one stopped him. No one was like, okay, Steve, you like the suits, but he's literally the exact same clothes from the mask. Nobody stopped him. Somebody stopped him. We also said in the car that it'd be cool to connect jumper cables to a girl with large breasts and connect them to your dick to get a boat.

That's not even hard. He is chump. He's chump cable, one nipple, and then the one goes to your cocky and then she has sex. One of the black ones goes to your cocky. The other one is the ground, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that goes to the train. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. Other ones, you'll blow out her alternator, which is your asshole. You're O-ring. You just got to put a big blouse on out. Come on, Adam. You're kind of butchering. Okay. Yeah.

A little more gusto. Why aren't you trying to say it? Hey, what if... Hey, guys, what do you think... What do you think if O-ring Wilson was a homosexual? Wow. Wow. Wow.

Your mustache feels right on my balls. Wow. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Sure. Wow. Can I...

Can I taste? Can I taste? Can I taste my asshole? Wow. I taste all the fault. Wow. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

We've got a royal tenon boss, right? So it's tenon Jason's house. Yeah. Tenon's. Yeah. Tenon's. Tenon's. That's why he's the king.

Hey, welcome back. Hey, welcome back. Thanks. Oh, we had another... Oh, yeah. We had another good song, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

She brought my ass. Oh, yeah. It's Monster Bash. It's Monster Bash. She brought my ass. She brought my little ass. She brought my mouth and ass. She brought my mouth and ass.

She made me taste my ass. You taste it bad? It's just a keep song. I know. I know. It's a life song. It's a short film. It's a really funny...

It's a white song. We'll get you. You're veiling so early into these bids. We did Gay Oven Wilson for about 43 years. The entire future. We're like, yeah, we're in the entire city. We're going to do this at the show, and it's so funny that we make $4 million in here. It's the gig economy.

Right. I like that Springsteen drove to Nebraska while driving up and down the turnpike. And he wrote, fuck my ass, Monster Bash. We're not as bad as the Buster Considered Artists. Equal. I mean, equal. We need a fucking Bulk Sax guy. R.I.P.

That's the only music from us. Clarence Clemons? Yeah. You need to get Bulk Bulk. R.I.P. Clarence Clemons, everyone. He's dead. Your son now plays in the E Street band. Really?

Saxophonist. Saxophonist. How do you say that? Oh, yeah. This was a good one from the car. James Earl Jones got a sex change. He would become James Girl Jones. That's what it sounds like.

His voice is his career. So he can't give up the voice. Ah, great. Symba. Maybe else in the car. Oh, yeah. This is making Symba watch the SRS operation while in a circle of life. And then that's why Symba has to leave town.

Symba, I am your mother. This was another good one. What if Donald Trump changed his Twitter bio to say they slash then? I suggested that one and then immediately afterwards they said, that's good. That's the only thing you're allowed to say on the show. We said that's the one funny thing you're going to say on the show. Well, I got it.

This is the one thing he's allowed to say on the show. I got it. I got it. I didn't beat it, buddy. I know that. I just had a good time in the car. We knew Nick bounced back when he just started bringing Adam. Adam had that.

We just knew. We were like, oh, it's so good to have you back there. He was like, God's trying to kill me. And then a week later he was like, Adam, you're a fucking faggot. Thank God. Thank God he's back. He's back, ladies and gentlemen. We're not presented with Clown College or whatever.

We're recent crazy people. We were presented with P.T. Barnum and Bailey Circus. What's up with Clown College? Is there something like that? Yeah. We should go. We should enroll. Yeah.

What happens there, do you know? You learn how to juggle. You learn how to unicycle. You learn how you got these scars. They fucked your mouth up big time. What was the back man guy thinking? He's like, it's like a clown. They wrote it in the fucking 20s.

No one fucking thought it was going to be like famous. It was just some dumb shit. It was like, every comic book was like the fucking, the raccoon or something like that. And it's a bad guy that eats trash. And it's like, oh, it's the Oriental. And it's just like a Chinese guy. He bit like the J-Wall. I don't know.

Fucking stupid. I mean, well, now that you said that, I'm kind of into comic books. The other one was one called The Oriental. It's just a Chinese guy. He doesn't even know he's a villain. He's just trying to get a bunch of newspapers. The way he takes all of them on the site, he's like, all right, I'm trying to steal newspapers.

And the guy dressed like a bat beats the shit out of him. Yeah, every, like, 20s comic book was just a guy not to do hate crimes. That was basically it. We were considering how to be hate crimes. The head up, there was a Captain Nazi. I know that. It was like fighting Captain America. Oh, no.

Yeah, it was like a skeleton, right? No, that's the one. There was a guy that just used, like, a swastika on his chest. Cool, that sounds like a good one. It sounds spooky. Well, it's funny, it was just like, that came out, that's when it came out in the 40s. I was like, I wonder what's going to happen.

It's like, the Nazis can still win this war. Yeah. It's like dangerous terraces. That's all the Marvel movies now. Captain Nazi. Captain Nazi, The Oriental. Captain Thor. Yeah, that would be so sad.

Honestly, I would be so sad if we won't move the Nazi one, because there's no Floraknar on there. I mean, obviously there's other bad things. That would be the worst thing. So, it's no Floraknar on there. No, but they liked runes and shit, right? They would have done that. Yeah, but it was like, it had a nice sense of humor.

You know, Jeff Goldblum, again, was an integral part of the movie. I mean, like, he probably wouldn't get cast in it. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it's true. Maybe Hollywood would have been run by Germans. Oh, look, that would be cool. Honestly, unless kids would get arrested, probably. I don't know.

I know that. You can beat them with a fat voice. You can move them up with chocolate. Yeah, with chocolate, yeah. Use this group. I have to end time, wool time. With that chocolate. All German butterflies are Gainers.

You know what I'm saying? They're feeders. They just feed them schnitzel. They're just ready to pop. It's just been a conspiracy where German Hollywood is stealing children's shit. This is Xbox. Jeff, this is fucking... You should be talking about Thoranger on board. You should have said I'm Thoranger on board.

You know what, I weighed myself, dude, and I was like, man, I've been living so horribly, I'm eating like shit. I've probably gained like fucking 50 pounds. I ate one pound. Oh, yeah, dude. The whole slide's clear. Speak again. No, no, no, no.

My point is, my point is, you know, how shitty my regular life must have been, but just like, being completely on my couch and doing mushrooms like every four days, and just eating halo top. That's supposed to be halo top. I think it's going to be different. But I was a very serious boy for two weeks.

I go into science. Your point was just that's how shitty my regular life was. Master Chief Ice Cream. All right, sorry. That's true, it's like getting sucked off of Master Chief. That's what the logo, halo top, to me. ести hello

baby where you saying that guys in your community college is three good novelization halo better off just being illiterate. Yeah. She forgets how to read, and they were fucking Jesus Christ and the Lord. What's fucking, I'm your parent's name.

Yeah, my book is important to you. I'm just reading the menu sheet. Isn't there, there's like erotic fiction about Halo online. Probably. Yeah. If you want to talk to, what was the, the robot bitch? Yeah. For time.

For time. Thanks dude. Greatest fucking fans in the world. Give it up for you guys. Can I, can I get another drink on the performance time? Look at this one. Why would you, why would you do, why would you want to fuck a fictional robot? One of the fucking regular robots is already a fictional fucking robot.

I was like, in my fantasy, a robot I still can't fuck. Women still don't want to fuck, it's just a fantasy a billion years from now. Yeah. I just get a beam of like a kiss my dick. We're trying to get a little smooch. Damn dude. I wouldn't fuck a robot, but that seems kind of tight. Like, I don't want to, I'd like to just kick it out of women.

No, I'm serious. You wouldn't fuck a sexual robot. No. Come on. That's the next robot. Yeah, we're constantly, when the woman comes out of the TV and then fucks him and then turns into a robot. That's the ring.

Hell yeah. No, that's not what we're constantly doing. I love that movie. Yeah. I mean, we used to put it on TV. Come on TV. What's the black one? We edited the content, so it's just a guy like watching the TV and then a robot was

killing him. They were cut out to titties, and it never made sense until I saw that. That's so funny. That's like when BET used to play the wire, but they cut out all the francs at the bottom. They had season two of those contents. Yeah. Like, oh, yeah, all that stuff on the docks is boring. Respect.

Yeah. Our audience can't relate. That shit was going in retail, though. Salute. Yeah. Salute, he got a restaurant where my mom was waiting. Hell yeah. Doesn't wait just for years.

They should do that. They should edit power for, like, past television stuff. Is this Jerry Ferraro's season? Yeah. He's just doing lawyer stuff. Turtle. No one here watches power or knows that Jerry Ferraro's even in it. It's on the stars, right?

Yeah. Yeah. It was a good rinse, though, guys. Did you see it? It wasn't a rinse. It's a $0.50 show. It's about nightclubs. Yeah.

It's about who owns all the nightclubs. Hell yeah. I think. Right? You were an extra on it, weren't you? I was. I was an extra one day on it. Nice big power.

Is that on your IMDB? Interesting. No, you don't get an IMDB credit for an extra one. Why not? What if you're really killing in the background? That would be a pretty sweet way to stack your IMDB. What do you get? An extra IMDB.

Yeah, I was on Game of Thrones. I've got so much sympathy for the guys that get someone to extra work if they buy an NYPD uniform. I guess I'm just a fake cop for the rest of my life. Hell yeah. Yeah. You think they're fucking at you for that? I don't think they fuck at all.

I mean, it's a pretty fucking miserable life. You're going to pay like $70 a day, but a day is like 17 hours long. And then you just get yelled at for like taking too many fried macarons and cheeses. I can't relive that. Last part sucks. Those chips are good as fuck, by the way. I don't find mac and cheese balls. I told the story already because there was that old guy, Lawrence, who was in that group.

Relish? Yeah. Oh man, that poor fucking guy. Just in that girl's ear all day long about it. Well, you know, I've been on this production for since the start, five years. Oh my god. I've been sitting up for a hip operation. No.

And then finally, he's in a scene that Donnie Wahlberg walks past. I mean, he's like, good morning, Donnie. And Donnie's like, I've been seeing way too much of you. Donnie too, not Mark. Yeah, yeah. You know, he gets shut down by the more talented, but definitely less respected brother. Would you like Mark Wahlberg to beat the shenanigans? Why would he do that?

I'm just saying. We're best friends. How much of that fuck up your world? Mark, beat me up. I'd be pretty upset. I'd be pretty upset if that happened. Yeah. Because you're not a strongman because you lost a friend?

Because I went out of hero anymore. That's not it. The smile of a hero is Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. The man who overcame his past violent racism to barely hide it behind his muscles. Now he just lives in a third-time Surrey home gym. He comes around debuting custom sneakers at shitty burgers. Dude, I want those fucking Wahlburgers.

And you just, Kyrie just came out with, Kyrie Irving just came out with cereal sneakers. Yeah? Yeah. Send him post crunches. He's got fucking kicks. And he's got fucking lucky charms. Isn't that just Blink copyright? No, I think, yeah, he just stole it.

No, it's charity law. Oh, okay. It was, by the way, kicks. I think sort of that, if I had to think, what kind of... Kicks, kicks. What kind of... Yeah, that's good, Adam. Yeah.

Thanks for coming out, everybody. If I had to say what my dick and his leg is, cereal, it would be kicks. Because it's just for kids. Kicks, kicks. First of all, kicks. First of all, kicks. First of all, kicks. First of all, kicks.

First of all, kicks. First of all, number one is kicks. Number one is kid-tested mother-of-proof. Thank you very much. You texted it on kids. So your mom's like, I don't mind that you fucking stole girls. But you can't do me that job. No.

Okay? Man, we come from a solo. This is fucking like a good channel. My mom did call me on the fucking, oh yeah. She said some suspicious stuff to me. We were just showing it like she's talking, she's calling me. She's like, stop with your little dick medicine, is there any? My mom in Greek.

In Greek. You can have her in the car. She said not to get it on your balls. Because it was in the steam. I wish they had a little dick. I need to. I need to. It was just a big farm, I could convince people it was working.

And it was just like icy hot. I would give it six months, no problem. Although I say that, I tried Rogaine and I just fucking got tired of it. I knew that might have been the secret. Yeah, that's what I mean. There's no cure for baldness. But they're allowed to just release all this fucking. No, Rogaine will fucking hand you up.

I don't know. My cousin started going bald. He tried all that shit. Now his head looks like a fuzzy peanut. It would be better off bald than whatever. It's just like a tennis ball on us. Really? Yeah.

And it receded on one side too. So it just looks like his eyebrow is raised. And so I thought, I think I look normal. I bet he's really happy. Do you bet that? Yes, I do. You bet it. They love the hat.

There's only some website. There's some way you can gamble. Wow. Well, there is. SpentDSI.com, baby. You're 20 years of paying out winners. They've been in business for a while. They got an easy to use mobile app.

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It's a rock and a hard place. I can bet it on my neck. I was going to kill myself. I'm in Perpecia treatment. SpentDSI.com, what do we got coming up? You got picks, fellas? Yeah. Who's going to win in Charlottesville?

It's round two. The whites versus the field. You've got a lot more anger on the left, but there's more dodge challengers. Yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm going to take, there's good money on Indonesian. It seems like there's a good odds on them.

So I'm going to take them. 21. Win Charlottesville? Yeah. Winner is four. So you can bet. Oh, yeah. The Asians have probably won.

Because first of all, no one knows where Indonesia is. True. I bet. That's the Asia part. Just forget. We're no Isis. Right. It was originally called.

But they get disputes with anybody? I don't think so. Yeah, they do. You just wait around until the world kills you. Who? Who? Ditch. Ditch.

Ditch. Ditch. Thank you. Thank you, Adam. Thank you, the one woman at the show. One woman, thank you, Adam. Yeah. For the outfit.

Yeah. Ladies, huh? Wow. Wow. Do you know where Indonesia is? Yeah. Or is it just her? Are you Indonesian?

Really? No. Wow. What does that mean, guys? If it's your thing, it's on an island. There's several islands, right? Java is the main one. Yeah.

What's that? That's an island. That's an island. That's an island. That's an island, guys. I love what you guys do. It's during war with the ranch colonies. The Korean Valley.

So, yeah. Yeah! It's a fabulous Muslim country in the world, in Asia. Anyway, they're chill too, right? They're chill Muslims. See, they smoke weed. So, like, in Shabbat, dude, this is some Hades. Thank you.

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Yeah. Types of numbers. And we got customer service 24-7. That's right. That's right. Just ask them. 4 AM. I'm sure they know what the promo code is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just calls. Just calls. Hey, what's the code to a promo code? Just tell them any number. Yeah. Yeah, we were saying in the car, the customer service line of Bet.dsi is not the suicide pot line.

So stop using it like that. It's a gentleman in India who's not going to understand about all your problems. It's going to be confusing, man. It's got to be, because they have that suicide hotline there, right? In India? No. Then when you call it, you're going to worry that it's like your neighbor. Right?

We're still a call center now. Yeah. That's a privacy. Yeah, that's true. I feel like that would make me kill myself. If I was at a low point, I called up the suicide hotline and I told them what my problems were, and then you get off the phone and you're like, oh, now that guy knows. Yeah.

It's like one of your, like, yeah, one of your random friends does. Yeah. That's got to be just like a minimum wage shop, right? There's no suicide hotline in India. If Elvis is you, all your problems. There should be a suicide hotline in India. That'd be great. It's like, yeah, it's that people from fucking killing themselves.

Look, lady, I get it, your husband died, but I won't pay. Look, it's my fucking watch brain. I only made $57 an hour. Fuck, dude. I'll sweat like a mother for him. Good thing I'm tropical as hell, dude. I want a fine wine for those of you at home that can't see me. I'm wondering, do you guys ever eat deodorant, loyalties?

What? Like, what did deodorant do you? I've always been an old spice man. Old spice classic, I use. Fuck the alcohol. That's that old one. That was the old man. That was the thing yesterday.

She was like, try to bring up some guys you know who's name, Matt Sweat. I was like, it's me. There's an R&B. I get just men who smell bad. They're gonna cover an axe body spray constantly. Yeah, you don't want to smell bad. It's Matt Sweat. You're like, John shit myself.

Like, just never fart once in a while. I feel like John shit myself is God in this fucking channel. John Jacob shit himself. John Jacob suck. Keep my own dick. His job is fine job, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People always shout, that guy's sucking his own dick.

Yeah, classic. Wow. That's another hit. Another hit. 30 years old. 30 year old man. Oh yes, bitch. What a millionaire.

Oh fuck yeah. From gay sex with her father, parody songs. You know, it's really not that different. Consentual incest with your dad. Yeah, sure he doesn't play the fucking piano or whatever. He's trying to save the things. We're better than weird now. Aren't so much better than weird now.

You know, our songs are a little weirder. Honestly, they are much weirder. Yeah, he's really not that weird. Yeah, fuck weird now, dude. I'm done with that motherfucker. Honestly, I'm fucking weird now. He's here and just swarms out. So fuck this.

Don't play anywhere anymore. Don't play your little motherfucker accordion. You guys can't play instruments, can you? Boo. Can you? You might have done that. Oh, awesome. I played the suit no one had to show.

No, no. Come on. Yeah. I played guitar. My guitar hero is actually Mark Merritt. Does he do that? Does he play guitar? He does it on his podcast.

Yeah, he does it on his podcast. So embarrassing. That's more embarrassing than the Dustin Diamond sex tape. What else am I going to do with my career? I'm going to play blues guitar. Dude, I'm about to start reading my poems at the end of coming down. Do you guys see the Mr. Rogers documentary? No, but I wanted to hear it.

I'm not complaining about that yet. I really hate it. Why, dude? Because Mr. Rogers rules. No. Okay, that's the only time I've heard that. I don't think it... You never fucked with Mr. Rogers.

No, people watched it, but I mean, nobody loved that show. Nobody was coming into school. People were like, Power Rangers, Transformers. I was like, this spider guy. It exists. Nobody loved it. He wasn't this beloved figure. Mr. Rogers taught me not to show people my dick, dude.

That's real. We're not going to let adults touch your dick. You always want to wait until there's no snacks around. Can I see your penis? Can I see your cheek? Can you see my... How are you, buddy? What's that, Mr. Trotter?

Someone snatched Jeremy. Jeremy's making up lies to hurt his parents. Mr. Trotter, what was Jeremy doing? I mean, that's the tone of the documentary. It's like, and he didn't fuck the kids. I know you think he probably did, but he didn't. He was surrounded by the skin of our teeth. We got away with the holy ingredients for that, right?

Thousands of kids, thousands of puppets. He could have done it, dude. You don't know what was inside the puppets. Well, we also... They never explained where he's coming from. It's not like he has a job. He just gets home. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

He just closed me. Yeah. I mean, he's like best friends with a policeman for some reason. That is true. He's a Pittsburgh legend, dude. He came from the same place that Dear Hunter happened. Yeah. I've been playing Russian roulette all day.

To forget Vietnam. Now I'm going to play with some puppets and kids. You never mentioned Schicksburg around me, yo. Fuck this... Fuck the Schicksburg squealers, yo. That ain't my shit, yo. I'll do that, yo. Big bet?

Fuck it. I respect what he did in that bathroom. But, other way, he is a dirty player on the field. And that is what has worked in that. Okay? Ray Lewis ain't doing nothing wrong. The man was out having pork. My cousin works at that elevator.

Yeah. Ray Lewis ain't doing shit, yo. He works out there, yo. He got the fucking real taste of what was up me, and he wanted you to fuck with him. She was being a fucking bitch. Yeah, I mean, he didn't hit her yet, but... Just so you can keep using elevators with international waters?

Yeah. It's in between floors. There's so much over here. Dude, it can't be. Floor two and a half. You know, it's just, uh... You're on your jurisdiction. You're on your jurisdiction.

Maybe you can explain to me where the crime occurred. It's floor one. You can't do that? I'm sorry. I guess I'll just go free then. Double jeopardy, yo. Double jeopardy. If you hear a voice, it's double jeopardy.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And you gotta have such things domestic abuse. It's the character saying it, not stop or stop. Okay, everyone, clean it up. I don't know. I don't know if Lamar Jackson has the leadership skills. Yeah, there's something about him. There's something about him.

It seems like he's more of a natural leader than... If I could have got some... There's so many pageables about him. There's so many... I think we should convert him to what I've received. He seemed right. The place might be too much for him. Yeah, it's a big place.

He's a natural athlete. Goddamn, I love fucking the ratings. This is my son. This is my son, Ed Reed Jr. Halkees. Oh, yeah, baby. So are you gonna go wheelchair or what are you thinking? We've been talking about getting... I'd love to go wheelchair.

We're gonna go to grocery store to get in one of the scooters they have there. We're just gonna stop you from stealing it. Because you think the security is gonna try and hurt my handicap person. Right. To get that chair. It's also weird that they even have those. You're going grocery shopping and you're like, Oh, yeah, I guess I am handicap.

I guess I never considered it. Oh, yeah, I guess I need a wheelchair. I drove for a wheelchair. Well, they don't want the fattest people to cover themselves out while shopping. They don't want to get them fucking arrested for fucking things. They need snacks in the basket as possible. They don't fucking walk around all day. You know what I mean?

Yeah. They trick them into using that thing to the cart in these tiny ears so they can't get as much as this. It's true. It would be great to see one of those with the full-sized cart. Excuse me, I made this possible. Excuse me. These new ports without no receipt.

That's your daily actual motorized wheelchair. It's one of those with a full-sized shopping cart in front of you. Just filled with corn and copious snacks. I got a refuel. I got a blood sugar issue. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just want to do the voice.

Do the voice. Okay. My name is Ralph and I'm out here running for city council, yeah? I heard you basically get immunity for how long. We should get elected. We should make a thing campaign for Ralph in Hartford County and have him run against Tom. Yeah.

It's against Tom for Ralph to exist and have him run against and then Tom can beat this guy. That would rule. No, we'd like to debate him. Seriously, how are you going to fucking elect this man? Yeah, where the fuck is Caroline even starting? His head looks like a love scene. I'm trying to fucking chill and fucking relax on his head, yeah?

I'm fucking Martin where he runs on that shit. You guys are in that district. Please, you have to talk. Please. He's going to do something. He's got to do a sort of alderman thing. He says the problem with this zoning. I don't think there's ever been a candidate in history

that's run over on like a pipeline. You need to change the zoning for liberal life. Brandy office. Yeah, I got kicked out of the city council meeting because my comedy is too edgy. They couldn't handle it. You have my fucking platform, yeah? Everybody's royal form.

They charge you nothing. It was free. You go in there whatever the fuck you want. Don't be a fucking, you know, don't be a dick about it. Think as much as you want. Who gives a fuck? You know how much fucking chicken they got in their back? Look at all the chicken in the front.

It's a universal basic snack. Yeah, universal snacks, yeah? Healthcare or not, that's just expensive. We ain't got that kind of money. Enjoy the chicken, though. Maybe some like Corsi, coffee, cold, get high on it. That's free. That kind of healthcare.

Oh, yeah. You get to fucking do as best I will as you want. Drink Delsa and do you see dead people? I would like, yeah. What would y'all like to prove from Baltimore? Does anybody have any? The streets. Okay, the streets.

Here's what we're going to do with the streets. If you are a bitch, you are not allowed out on the streets. That's number one. So you will come to my office. I will look at your face. If you look like a bitch on a slap. And I'm going to run your pockets. And whenever it's in there, I'll mine guns for the people that are tough.

And they will patrol the streets. Okay? So you're not allowed outside. But we will make little dick boy tunnels that you can go from the library to your boyfriend's house. And then to Whole Foods and Back. Those are the three places you are allowed to go. Okay? Any other questions about what we're going to do for Baltimore?

The Inner Harbor. What? The Inner Harbor. Okay. Yeah. First of all, the Inner Harbor is probably the cleanest place I've ever been. I don't think we should be making me not clean that shit. What?

That's where I went to meet my girlfriend and celebrated her drop people charges of being in there. So you want me to fuck up that beautiful memory by cleaning some shit? No thank you. I will forever remember that beautiful evening on the rusty supper where she jerked me off in the Unisex handicapped bathroom. Thank you very much. Okay, thanks. Next question.

Are the handicapped bathrooms Unisex? You can have sex with anyone. The law can't do nothing about it. Anybody else? Parallels. Okay, we're going to drop the price of heroin. Actually, you know what? You get it on forms.

Right next to the chicken. A 32 ounce. You can fill up as many of the big old cups of heroin as you want. Only one a day. Okay? Again. Don't get greedy with that shit. One more question from the audience.

What the fuck is that shit? What the fuck is that shit? What the fuck is this fucking? Bright as fuck. Or else I would jump the fuck out of here and fuck it. Treat you like my dad used to treat me. What the fuck is this shit? The memorial's lost.

Oh fuck. Alright, one more round. Just go on, dude. Keep going, Ralph. What's your transportation? Where do you want to go? Honestly, come on. Bro, I ain't even got a euro bitch, so you're staying in the tunnels.

I can come right away, bro. You ain't going nowhere. Enjoy the fucking Ankians. We're putting a little kiosk in the tunnels of Ankians, because everybody deserves a little cinnamon fucking sugar. Even a little ass bitch would be cute. Anyone else? Last question's here.

Because I'm getting fucking annoyed, you motherfucker. Yeah, dude, figure out a way to run against Tom. As Ralph. What was that? Schools. What about schools? You want that shit done? I'm with you.

You have schools fucking gay, man. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to go to class, okay? Home room. We're going to see a little free breakfast at the office. Ego at school. And then instead of gym, we're just going to fucking... Let's see.

Because honestly, even though school is gay, the kids got to go somewhere because I'm trying to fuck their mom. Okay, so no more school, but we're going to have a big ass bouncy house. Oh, it is perfect, actually. And then everybody's mom's got to go pick them up at 4 p.m. every day, but guess who's there at 3.55 saying, hello, how are you doing? It's motherfucking Ralph again.

So yeah, I didn't feel that child support, Ralph. Fuck that shit, yo! 18 fucking years from one little fucking bus in somebody? I'm sorry, I got carried away, yo. Okay? I'm watching Transformers as the Megan Fox on the car scene. I'm supposed to not bust in her pussy while I'm watching that shit? Of course I'm going to. So yeah, and anyway...

Wow, Ralph. Honestly, yo, child support is such fucking bullshit, yo. Okay, here's what it is. You should have to just fucking... You have to provide the child with one pair of Raven's Camo Flaws. Okay? You are legally on the hook for that. And then every month, they pack up SK Pop when you cook them up.

And that is more than enough spiritual and physical nutrition for them. That's all the fucking... Damn, I love B-more, yo! I'm trying to go... You know who got the best pussy? Who knows how to get the best pussy Keith Mills, yo? I'm trying to go... Who the fuck?

Kevin M. with the radio sports guy from 98 Rock. My main is we're all the good pussy how Parkville is, yo. So I go right over behind Overly High School's Parking Lot and get all the good pussy over there. Not the ordained in high school, yeah. They're over there, yo. How's your cousin doing, Ralph? Is that it?

That's it, that's it, that's it. You know, I ain't never heard from that motherfucker, yo. I mean, I've got a social security number. I mean, I hope your grandma did his name every couple of months, but he doesn't care, he doesn't cancel, so he might be down fucking, he might be dead, but... The shit fucking, the money spent... I'll go to Rent-A-Center like a king every fucking month,

every couple of months with a new stuff fucking credit card. Damn, yo. Doing this Ralph voice has fucked up my regular voice. I've already got a fucking... Yeah, what if you just never come back? And that's the injury that puts you on my September 5th? Not the good thing, it's that you have that voice and no one will ever hire you again.

You're being written by sounding like that? I'd love to live that black man's life. It's so simple, dude. Sorry. And everyone green in? I went to yoga one time, and it was like really strenuous in the end, and it was like late now, and everyone's real quiet,

and we're sitting there in a people position, and the lady goes, I want you to imagine a word that brings you peace. And in my head, I'm like, pussy. And then I just snort, laugh, and I go out of the room apologizing to everybody. You could go back to yoga after that. Well, that's a classic song, dude.

She blind? She blinded me with pussy. She blinded me with pussy. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh, just keep doing it in your head. It'll grow on you. Well, we got to wrap this up somehow. We should start thinking of a way to end the shows

instead of our lives, you know? Instead of just playing elaborate suicides, we think, how is the show going to end? But we don't do that, so what's that? What's that, Indonesia? By fucking up? By fucking back? Yeah, we'll take suggestions. She said that there's a crisis in East Timor. Oh, actually.

You said that thing about being a yogan, thinking pussy, I have a very embarrassing thing. I was on mushrooms, and I took way too many, and I was tripping my fucking raps off. And then this beautiful angelic, it was like an angel with way too pooh's face on it, right? And it was like, it was being so disgusting. It's now Best Store Ragnarok. It was being so nice to be here. The door started being morbidly obese. And then I saw it, and I was like, oh, I feel great, I feel fucking awesome.

And then I looked at it, and I was like, yeah, this is hilarious. And in my head, this is all in my head happening, right? Because I think I can control, you should be able to control anything you want. And I was just like, damn, it would be funny if this wouldn't even pooh said the end word. And then, do the bit. No, not today. And then, I swear to God, the way to the pooh that in my imagination looked at me disappointed, and disappeared.

And I was like, oh my god, I have to change my whole life. I couldn't control this fucking savior cartoon. I probably shouldn't get it to say it was hilarious, but I'm not just snapped out of it. Yeah, that's how you know the show's destroyed your life. I'm reaching higher planes of consciousness, and it's just that half-nude bear saying the end word. You didn't say, though, it was two embarrassing people. Oh, yeah. It literally gave me like a...

Like, in my head. Okay, well, that's the show. It is the show. It's not the best show. Hey guys, sorry. If you're here for one company show, I'm actually doing a stand-up show on Saturday, and it's a suspended ruin. So if you're down with that, please come out.

Actually, if you came to this show, DM me, and I will give you a promo, so you can have all the tickets you should have. Woo! Thanks for coming. That's what Charlottesville hilariously on Friday. We're gonna release what you've already started today. And then, I'm in Philly Sunday, so if you're... I don't know anyone here, probably not,

but if you're listening, please come to those shows. Fuck the Ingles. Fuck the Ingles, yeah? We're gonna roll away. This guy... I was talking to you outside this at the show tonight. He works at a brewery, and he pitched bomb hit transplant as a flavor of beer.

So if that comes out, I want all of you to buy it. Please let us know. But yeah, I think that's the fucking show, guys. Yeah, thanks so much, guys. Thank you. You You You

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