The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 120 – R2-MeToo

Episode Date: September 13, 2018

we didn't make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out

having sex what is this for Wednesday next week shut up shut up again we're talking about something really fucking gay earlier don't we're talking about you don't have to fucking broadcast it yes I do I'm a journalist they're talking about Adam's penis thank you you can you're having a debate I said it's okay Nick says enormous no he did not yes he did yeah if you got a pictures of Bobby's cock go ahead send those over yeah just go ahead over how you doing star rose you boys need anything all right go ahead and go ahead and send me those pictures of Bobby's cock hey you know Bobby's

cock looks like let's go ahead and follow them to me bottom bottom of my email fuck we are here getting sucked off eating butt super excited about the new Star Wars movie has it been announced yet but boy am I excited to be awesome yeah I can't wait finally all the answers they find out Lando is actually the smartest Jedi yeah Lando's been a Jedi full-time he's been controlling everyone it's a game of chat you know when people are really good at chess they play themselves that's what Lando was doing with Darth Vader and Luke the whole time how about Blando Calgisian he's like I'm just a boring guy but I do

like to come that's great yeah sweater but it's a cloud city yeah dude we I fucking love it dude I love smoking we actually am addicted to weak like psych I had a lot of fun doing weed with you Cleveland in Cleveland yeah laughing about our friend getting laughing about laughing about a girl reading an article about someone being grown she wasn't grope oh she wasn't no it was just the guy asked her out and for her number and then she gave it to him whoa she did and then he kept calling her asking for dates some some Middle Eastern trademark yeah Moroccan persistence maybe he I think it's it said that he

asked for a hug hmm but they made a little bit of a hug at type yeah well today we are mourning the death of Burt Chrysler no no dead by the time the number one party animal of stand-up comedy whose all of his stories are 100% true without question it's all actually happen because there's no such thing as a comedian that would lie on stage no and make up for a laugh that never would a comedian just make a story up entirely you ever meet people like that that just wholesale fabricate like complete it's crazy I mean you embellish a little bit but like yeah you

had a little bellish things with lights all about and Bill Bella checking it would be so easy to be someone move their phone from the court it would be so easy to be just be a comedian and just just complete bullshit tell be a storyteller there was a comic back in DC who doesn't do stand-up anymore but one time I was like he like got off stage and I was like dude that's a crazy story he's like yeah I did completely didn't have that story about getting in a car accident with busy bone and like go the go that's the go around joke where he's on the bicycle no that happened he did get it to you I made up no he made

up that story about getting in a car accident with busy I think he added busy bone for no reason yeah it was just maybe a normal room for a little punch line he just added a member part of the story which is yeah that was like the biggest like that guy that guy really liked cocaine yeah yeah gambling yeah yeah yeah he was up here for a minute I went to a baseball game with him after he quit comedy we went to a Yankee game what is this a fuse no that's a jewel pod no jewel were you guys doing a quitting comedy together yeah no it was after come towns I mean you see him it would be like November 20th and he would be

drenched in sweat yeah yeah it'd be freezing cold out what's up man just sweating yeah yeah think about getting getting back together with my ex dude I'm not sure though he's constantly thinking about getting back together there he truly did love cocaine yeah and and but he like low-key like had like great finance job so he'd go completely broke and then like live like like complete like like psycho like modesty for like a couple months like make all the money back then he had an apartment like down the street well he was like over in a in Bushwick no I was in the East Village he was in a fucking spot like yeah

like a couple blocks away from uh-huh pianos or some shit oh shit oh an alphabet city no I'm trying to think what that area is that's the lower east side pianos yeah it's like it's like Alan and the Lansing yeah yeah lower east baby that's lower east yeah yeah gave us a little lower east side yeah hello it's lower east welcome to lower east side in New York traditional accent of lower east side yeah I just love being a Bohemian poet yeah you know me I love being a fucking kike landlord that's my whole thing is I wake up eat pastrami yell at some black people who owe me rent put on my stupid fucking hat yeah god damn I love

wearing this dumbass fucking yeah I love sucking a baby's penis I love your buggers I love the little curly shits off the side of my head yeah there's a little more Rogers curly fries oh damn I'm trying to eat them again I keep forgetting they ate fries damn you ever do that eat part of your body because you forget it's you I do that all the time man I thought my fucking thumb was a hush puppy my fucking fat ass Jewish dumb yeah I'm a fucking Jew yeah I'm a fucking Jew bastard I'm no shit about fucking nothing but money you know for I love light my fucking big-ass candle I got nine candles in one that was a deal

down at the family dollar oh yeah they said I said let me get let me get nine candles but pay for one oh yeah I just like to walk into the 99 cent store see if I could talk them down a couple cents yeah how about this 87 cents I cannot my friend is the price same year I was born I got that number tattooed on my neck yeah everybody knows how personal it is to me the year I was born yeah I got that and a crab even though I am a Jewish man I got the Natty bow guy on my fucking nuts I got the Natty bow guy and he's winking at a coin my friend my friend Danny moved into this like shitty building that was just first like

renovated to rent out to white people in on Bushwick Ave but like like right by that cemetery the Jackie Robinson Park we're like way down the about a cemetery and it's just for gay guys just for guys who have ball seams okay does everyone have a ball see yeah of course and then I do you have a ball seam of course down some people didn't some people just have one nice around Asian Asian people I bet you some people have one big-ass nut mm-hmm that would be pretty fun you bet me I bet you want to bet nah nah I think that's right yeah thanks no you they were like born with one nut mm-hmm yeah I mean guys I mean guys with one big

ass not with two nuts swimming but in it but there's no seam he means a seamless sack yeah every delivery guy does not have a very great if they started the company seamless and didn't buy the didn't buy the website so they're like it's seamless you can order food on it and then they started like with all the branding and shit and everything's like they already get the license and then they check in seamless comm is some guy who doesn't have a ball seam he's just posting pictures of his balls and asshole for their plow other middle-aged closeted guys so much of the internet was that like in 1997 half the websites

were like the Pepsi Bart Simpson experience it's like go online the Exxon's website where you can play games with other fourth graders yeah right you can enter a chat room that's filled with other kids for sure and then it was like you know guys that love to like fuck the menus from Panda Express it's like these weird gay niche angel fire websites yeah we're part of the you know inserting nails into your urethra web ring mm-hmm damn was that a ring yeah there's a ring there's guys that wore light jeans pulled all the way up to their fucking the cage just bulge gaze you know gays that are always thinking about how can

I accentuate my balls yes was there like a wet jeans subculture creaming my jeans baby jeans calm I know very fondly was it men creaming the jeans or creaming my jeans calm it's men creaming in coming in specifically Levi's 501 yeah 501 yeah yeah hell yes yeah there's also bear back exchange which was that's where I learned the term paused up nice that was a big moment these were big websites for me when I was a kid dude nine years old yeah just fucking looking at goat see and sending it to people now bear back exchange was just gay guys having gay sex with no condom well no it was like you could bring in like you

know Donkey Kong country or like you know you're both dogs in harmony CD exchange man would fuck your ass without a condom that was your form of payment yeah it was bartering like the Native Americans yeah beautiful is that buffalo exchange is that how it got started was it originally bear back exchange couple of buffalo soldiers yeah just go in you bring your old like quick silver teas and then you get fucked in the fucking yeah yeah then they rebranded because them it was just they were like we should just take money for the clothes buffalo soldiers black people are hired to kill Native

America they were yeah they were like black mercenaries right gay guys yeah but they were Marla Rasta yeah yeah they're a dreadlock for us buffalo soldier is an extremely gay name for such a homophobic culture were they just actual Jamaicans or just Bob Marley had a song I think he had a song just called Buffalo Soldier but I think Buffalo soldiers were black men that signed up to kill all the Native Americans which if you look at the history books it's not a single white man ever harmed in the Native American that's really free blacks who also own slaves storyfront.com who bought slaves from the Jews that's very

funny anyway so look man read your fucking Howard's in that's so it's right in the people's history can't believe right before they talk about how white the white people's history oh anyways Danny moved into this like hosted like shitty like just just open department and they were like basically taping tiles to the walls and like and I get to his house I was like can I get a glass of water he's like oh yeah the you know the the cabinet's right there I literally just opened the cabinet and like the door just flies back I just like ripped off the entire door yeah it was just so shit I don't think it was fixed

for like four months like they you know those hosted guys like wouldn't do anything for them yeah you know that is a type of like I mean is it racist to be like I don't want a Hasidic landlord they're the worst landlords they seem just yeah like Polish landlords are pretty bad from what I understand a green point my friends live there people are pretty good Greek gold group landlords aren't bad my first landlord in New York was a Dominican guy who also owned a pawn shop that you needed to buzz in to like get into it like to get into the business yeah do you ever get anything nice you would do a little

buffalo exchange no he didn't hear when rant was due would you ever do let me get any yeah he sold a lot of chains with like you know Jesus pieces and he had basically just a Jesus piece store bro I'm knickerbocker and are you guys are out of town you guys I'm out of town Saturday are you back Monday I'm back on Wednesday morning fuck Nick are you gonna be are you back in Monday or no yeah but then I gotta go to Boston the boys boys town I think Mara Wilson is sub tweeting my ex-girlfriend what how would they were yeah they were you got to stop doing that kind of damn really can we stop it stop it stop it stop no

no it's fine it's fine okay I mean the most like you know just the people that would do anything about it already know who you know my ex-girlfriend is it doesn't fucking matter anyways don't fuck with my ex-girlfriend my jill my jizzle though yeah yeah yeah what about that and it's yeah she can jack off dicks with her mom I don't know how about this fuck Mara Wilson I don't need to sub tweet anything nice you're a fucking idiot told us sucked Matilda was good I know I didn't see that yeah I did like Matilda a lot I identify with that fact you that ate all the cake yeah I was my favorite guy in

Matilda mm-hmm what was it there was like a mean lesbian yeah some fat some fat runstable or something yep who in an al trunch bull trunch bull in elementary school eldest played her in a production of Matilda a boy yeah he did a gender-bending yep that rocks and he nailed it his rock he knocked out of the park because he was tall probably in it yeah he looked like a lesbian he did and listen too many people make that joke like now every straight comic every straight male comic that wears flannel says I look like a lesbian but eldest legitimately has the body type of a big like butch lesbian mm-hmm he's got his

got women's hips and he dresses like a man and that's pretty much what you need that's the that's the combination yeah yeah he's got a couple nice little paratidies on him yeah I'm fucking would you fuck over no way I mean either it's disgusting fucking pudding man disgusting yeah gross you have a better version of fat than him yes but he's just having to be tall yeah actually he has a better version he's got a better body for sure he just lucked in like I've said no but he's like pear shaped his body you're a better shape I have a funnier nicer I'm very taught yeah your skin is tight his skin is loose exactly yeah yeah yeah you

get a little squeeze of my cheeks you're he's more like jiggly than you are you're sort of just bursting off my dick yeah I am I'm bursting at the seams cuz I'm fucking horny dude mm-hmm my nuts my seemed up nuts yeah exactly you you don't only have come in your nuts it's in your stomach ass everywhere and then when you blasted yeah I'm not fat I just have a lot of old faithful throughout my whole oh yeah the girls jump up like a yeah like a geyser Peter north style come shots what's the biggest come shot you've ever done in your life do you remember yeah I don't know I guess it could be about a lot of people oh so do

you want to take back what you said can we no I still don't like I don't know there seems to be nothing wrong with it I don't really know her but I like Matilda and don't fucking take Matilda's side on this dude I don't know man she's not gonna suck your dick with her mind it's a bunch of books rubbing your dick just a floating books Danny DeVito's I get him off doing Matilda get him off just a fucking a fucking flashlight she jerked my cock what if Darth Vader was in the closet right I'm listening but then he used sith magic to jack men off but because he wasn't touching them he's like it's not gay right he can choke guys

why can't he jack him off he chokes them and he does the thing with his hand so he can do at this but what I'm saying is if as long as he only uses mind and not as an to pantomime it it's not gay all right they're at like a sith council meeting and his hand is under the table no no no he's doing it guy if he can do with his mind which I believe he's powerful enough to do he is he's one of the most powerful she's she's sub tweeting brilliant sensitive warm funny accomplished women who have podcast boyfriends oh but she goes you guys brilliant sensitive warm funny accomplished women have you met my

boyfriend gestures the grunting fang the drooling mini eldritch abomination wearing only a t-shirt that says jizz woman he has a podcast for I don't has a girlfriend yeah first of all Felix does his girlfriend is gaming that's yeah his girlfriend is married to the game no mistress what the fuck is mini eldritch what is that a reference to is that some sort of Tolkien that's kind of maybe I don't eldritch I don't know that guy from the 70s yeah we're only t-shirts that says jizz I don't have any like a black guy with mutton chops I only have racist t-shirts have a podcast with common the name but I don't know I don't

think she's talking about you man relax yeah and then she says you have a degree in social work and run a feminist website why are you with an actual monster yeah I mean that sounds good I tell you idiot yeah cuz you can damn this guy you dude well I just don't like her why all the people cuz she just sucks who Mara yeah dude don't talk about we did friend Matilda like that she's always had garbage takes yeah but well gives a fuck about her take she's Matilda that's all she had to do yeah that's the thing dude I don't need to hear what anyone thinks about anything if you did a thing I love that's it you're

right that's right I'm there for the most part but it's fun to engage in these that's true yeah thanks this will get back to her probably oh hopefully I'm sure I will this is the free episode Wednesday the 12th if you listen to this I think the 12th can move things with your mind yeah let me know yeah Matilda if you're so smart why don't you use your fucking mind to rebuild the Twin Towers yeah selfish about this stop it from crashing in in the fucking first place yeah why didn't you do that ISIS agrees how about you I see a miracle on Wall Street yeah it's about a little girl stood up to that bull or whatever

and then everybody fucked it yeah give me some of that good bull pussy do you know that capital is fucking did they end up doing that statue of the little girl at the bull what do you mean did they end up doing it yeah they did it they did it it's there you saw pictures of it well I thought that they ended up doing you thought it was either there it's not well I thought that they were gonna do it but what did you see an artist right I don't hang out on wall you know fucking steel being stupid for me and stop no I am stupid no yeah that's how you know he's doing it no fucking piece of shit if I ever know

something the way I presented is this way I start being nice to me loses his edge don't start and then he's trying to steal being done first of all I hold down don't start being nice to me you've always been such a kind gentleman I listen second of all don't come from my fucking corner dude okay yeah I'm the dumb one here please I have said some of the dumbest things that if I do it alignment chart stop dumb good me dumb bad you bad smart that's true I'll take that chaotic smart bad what is the what are those alignment charts me I don't know I think it's a mini eldritch thing I saw one recently where it's your ass in

here Nick yeah I'll fix my mother yeah in the middle of it Eldridge is a black mechanic from the 70s I'm concerned fix my mother fucking spark plugs dude I fucking I was on the road all over your damn side I was on the road with this comic from Texas you know let me let me tell let me tell the story after I I think about my underwear for a sec actually when I think about gambling I'll think about my underwear in about 20 minutes exactly right now I'm thinking about gambling and I'm thinking about gambling at bet the SI that's right bet the SI comm what can you say about him folks number one their website that's

definitely that's in for sure they got a website they got a mobile app that from what I am to be made to understood is very easy to use yep you know you're out there you're one of these guys you know how you use the yeah yeah yeah when I play back Jack does it you go all the way up to 23 because there's an extra card and then they're like I'm sorry you busted with 20 it's like actually I busted about 20 minutes ago when the waitress walked by you know that when I play back Jack I get to go up to 22 and then the pit boss comes over he's like he's fucking right that's the chromosome rule after Rain Man yeah after they

stole the story came in they had to change the rules so we didn't get any more rain man in here but then the different kind of rain man's figured it out anyways that's kind of what like that's like a an illustration of what's going on at bet the SI absolutely those kind of situations it is a game blackjack blackjack game along sports sports games and you know what they got great customer service to call them up 24-7 demand they add blackjack demand that you say well first of all motherfucker do you feel lucky you gotta ask yourself do you feel lucky and then you know place bets on shit like was more Wilson

sub tweeting that's right off the board yeah yeah they got a good they've been paying out winners the long time long ass long ass time probably as long as the company's been around yeah I would say if I have to assume something and they got a great app easy to use easy ask you that play motherfucking win it's fucking easy take listen take the Ravens man over the Bengals Thursday night football we're sure we're doing this a little early so the line isn't out yet oh it's next week yeah but I I will say we will not lose to the bomb ass Bengals so the Bengals fuck the Bengals Ravens at home Ravens at TD Bank no it's not TD Bank

what's it called M&T Bank M&T Bank yeah take them and also I don't fucking know bet against the Raiders every game yes my beloved my beloved Raiders traded away their best player so what is it Nick come one come 120 and you get a hundred and 20 let me find I gotta find it because I fucked it up one time they got mad at me all right because it's come 125 or 120 sorry okay yeah come 120 come 120 and you get a hundred and twenty percent bonus on your initial deposit damn see look I mean look this is the kind of stuff that bet the aside will do for you you know you don't need to remember things you

just got to gamble all your money away but as long as long as you use come 120 and play bet win suck my dick suck my dick bet the aside check them out promo code come 120 and we're back and we're back and I have a hard penis yeah I'm sort of excited you guys don't care about football all right no but I did want to tell that story but I was on the road with that comic from Texas oh yeah yeah oh yeah tell the story and yeah he said the fucking funniest goddamn thing so we were driving we're going out to like Midland Texas so we're in the middle of fucking nowhere and he was talking about his timing belt snapped in the middle

like West Texas mm-hmm and he pulled over into a garage and like they didn't have a way to you know put his car I couldn't like replace his timing belt there so they're like well you can get a towed to the next town over and there's this guy and he calls the guy like n-word Charlie Jesus he just yeah he's like just go there it doesn't even way where he's like ask for n-word Charlie he's like yeah yeah and he's like I can't do that he's like no it's 30 it's okay he calls himself that oh my god you know that's his yeah it's from a mark twin they're really big 20 yeah yeah well we just love it if you got that tiny like

yeah I'm looking for Charlie and they're like who are you talking about yeah and then the black guy comes up he's like well I mean I'm my but that's not my name exactly yeah you know what kind of Charlie there's only one chocolate Charlie it's like what the fuck is that supposed to me like I didn't want to call you the other thing and then he says it he's like oh so chocolate's okay huh you think just because I'm a boob that you can call me chocolate the wild world of West Texas damn that's you that West Texas seems horrible it's actually nice isn't it just a ton of like it's just deserts completely empty it's so open

and empty that you get claustrophobic and like because you're trapped by nothing yeah yeah yeah there's nothing that's all right there's a lot more Mexican people in West Texas right I don't know nothing nothing no people in West Texas you said more than in East Texas maybe I'm wrong I'm wrong I'm wrong I don't know why I said that dude you're trying to be doing me man watch it you can see this guy's moves from a mile I'm gonna say some smart shit I let me think about some sort shit yeah you want to you want to position yourself to be the dumb one unbelievable let me try to make a career let me try and liking

titties and being fat as shit let me try we will not take any of that I'm the wildly insecure angry one that's my role Nick you're the smart one you see what he's trying to do he's smart he's not smart he's very smart we're all dumb you think you're smart Nick is is kind of smart only because other people are dumb as shit and I'm dumb I'm smart I'm smart at like UPN from 1996 yeah but man knows facts but through months of abuse from you guys I've realized that I'm not smart stop it you guys know you win you win I lose I'm done yes you do lose I'm dumb and you're you have a little penis the last time okay no first of all

I don't have a little penis that's not the smart one with the smallest stick that's not true either you're smart and you have a good dick or you're dumb and you have a little penis so which one is it I'm smart never get there yeah bitch you're fucking smart except you're dumb and your dick is small but you can't say it motherfucker I'm smart in my day the old switcheroo god damn it stop you've outsmarted you might recognize that brilliant style the end of the sting 73 Robert Shaw's like was more dick look like this this version he was Australian also he was the one that did it this thing is a movie where Paul Newman

and Robert Redford trick Robert Shaw into putting a bee into his penis okay I guess I'll put a bee in my dick he's like Irish what is it what is it I don't remember loyal Donagan is that the characters I know but it's a little something like why old Donagan I don't remember but salute to them for having such a stupid like such a good prank yeah and by the way that wasn't smart that was yeah look this is the play back what you do is you put that you put the big in the napkin the napkin over the vague and you put that in your pocket you shake his hand twice you go outside you wait for the trolley car when the

trolley car comes you hop on hop right back off real quick go back inside kiss your broad on the lips then you present the guy with the scam once the scam it's a bumblebee and you say listen pal I got $500 in my pocket and you can have it as long as you put this bee in your dick that's a lot of money that's a lot of money I guess I should put this and then it stings him and of course I mean you already gave him the $500 but it's pretty funny yeah yeah but what is that song called yeah the entertainer scotch I'm yeah yeah it's Paul Newman he's got a little cigar well Robert we're all out of fucking

money but that guy got a beat his dick just another beautiful day in Chicago Good grift dude. Great grift. And then you beat the show and take the 500 back. Well, time to go more on the loss of your black friend that died in the first half of the movie and we didn't really care about it too much. Oh damn, I forgot about that. Yeah. You didn't play him. Charlie Murphy. No. Roger Jones, James Earl Jones' dad I think. Wow. Nice. Richard Jones. Who the fuck is that? Jenny Jones. John Jones. Oh Jenny. Jenny Jones. She was hotter than Ricky Lake. Yeah. Her weight used to fluctuate. Jenny Jones, she had big titties, right? I don't remember the titties. I remember she was blonde. I think I would pound out Jenny Jones.

She had yellow hair. Robert Earl Jones. They had the same middle name. Or Earl Jones is their last name. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Robert Seymour. Mufasa Jones. Mufasa's a good ass name. Sick name. Would you guys think it was weird if I named my son Mufasa? Yes. Well, you are. You are African. Yeah, there you go. It makes sense. It's a nod to the prairies. Exactly. The Savannah that you grew up on. Yeah. It was a nod to when I watched my father die before me, before my eyes as a youth. What a great voice. I wish I sounded like James Earl Jones. I know. Is he alive? Yeah. Who's Lacey Green? I don't know, but she sounds like a porn star. Lacey's a real porn star name. Lacey Peterson. Scott Peterson's wife. Is that her name, Lacey? I don't know. My man Scott chopped that bitch up, huh?

Then died his shit orange. Bleached his hair. He did a badge. I'll catch your motherfuckers. He did the classic middle school move, which was like you ask your dad if you can get bleach tips. And then your dad's like, what are you gay? And then you're like, never mind. And then you take hydrogen peroxide and you try to bleach your hair yourself and it just turns orange. I've never bleached my hair. I don't know anyone in middle school. Adam had his visor upside down. In middle school, yeah. He had his razor scooter around. Upside down, Quicksilver visors, bleach tips, spiky hair. That was like the razor scooter. The razor scooter was not stable enough for me. I got one with Jonas.

Jonas and Stavre were a couple of big boys. I literally had a four wheel scooter. Yeah. It was not some fat. What is he doing taking guests while we're doing the show? We're working, dude. He knows we're doing the show. No respect. Dude, it's so funny because usually we'd go a couple of days in between, but for scheduling we had to record back to back. And I remember last night I was like, ugh, I have to fucking do the podcast again tomorrow. Alright, sorry. Jonas here now. Hey, Jonas, good to see you. Jonas, don't you have something to say? Yeah. Oh, do it, do it, do it. Oh, you can't put me on the spot like that. No, no, no, no, no.

So my friend Jonas just came over and Nick's been doing a really good, Jonas. Yeah, I really won't be able to do it if he's here. Damn. Go in the other room, Jonas. I mean, I know he's in the other room. No, he's going, dude. He went out the window. The Joe list has been fucked up, too. I can't look. Here, I'll use list as a test. You do it and then Jonah will on Mike, just say one thing. I'm telling you, I'm just not, I'm not feeling right. Shut the fuck up. I'm retiring from impressions. What are you talking about? You're a master of impressions. For me to perform at this caliber is a disgrace to myself and the sport or something like that.

Isn't that what Tyson said? He said he's that last fight. He just like quit. Yeah, it was like some fat white guy to barely box. Just some Irish guy. There's an Irish guy, right? Yeah, I said, shut the fuck up. Yeah, just some big Irish retard. He like just gave up. And he was like, for me to lose to a fighter, this caliber is like disrespectful to myself and the sport. He's true. He's right. He's right. He's the best. He was one of the greatest champions of all time. Then he like burned out like when he was like 22. Well, he went to jail for raping and beating a woman. Which should make you better at boxing. In the prime of his career.

I'm sorry. For any other career, I would say, yeah, that probably didn't help. But if you go to jail for rape, there's no way you didn't become better at boxing. You're just doing push-ups. I don't know. I think that if you're Mike Tyson, you're going to jail and you're like the heavyweight. Not only does it make you better at boxing, it makes you better at rape. That's true. He probably did. And Mr. Tyson, for raping, we sentence you to seven years in prison, which will either make you worse at rape or much, much better. Very good at it. Either you'll regret your decision to rape or become a master of rape.

Quite possibly the greatest rapist of all time. Big fan of your work, by the way. Huge fan. The rapes, I mean. The rapes. Not boxing. I like that he's going to some colonial British prison all the time. The judge is wearing a wig. No, I just thought you had to start talking like this when you became a judge. I used to always think that I was born on the day he lost.

So who? Buster Douglas? It was on February 11th and one of my family friend told this incredible story about watching the fight and hearing that I was being born at the same time. And then I looked it up and it was actually 1990, not 1989. So he just completely lied. And I was fucking, I was robbed of this beautiful memory. See, that's the difference between you and me. I would just keep telling that lie. That's true. Because someone told it to me once, so it sounded plausible.

I would make it even more fantastic. Yeah, my mother gave birth in Tokyo. His face hit the mat. Oh, it was in Tokyo. I popped out of that pussy. Oh, I can't wait boys, by the way. To go to fuck you. Yeah, to go to fuck you and box you.

Don't tell people we're going to Japan, man. I don't want people coming up. I don't want these Japanese people coming up to me. Swarming us? Yeah. What if the podcast is like the number one thing in Japan? We had no idea. Yeah, we just moved there.

Anvil, have you seen that documentary? They let me like cut a fat pig's throat at the festival. Oh, yeah, those really fat pigs. That's their South by, dude. It's in Taiwan, but that's their South by. I can't wait to eat sushi. There's this documentary called Anvil about this Canadian band, who were like complete metal band,

and they were complete washouts. And they're like, yeah, just one more tour, one more tour. And they're like, there's no reason to keep doing this. And then they get to Japan and like the whole time, they were just huge there. They had no idea. That's crazy. And they're like playing a stadium.

It's like, you want to cry at the end of it. You know, I was singing earlier, Panic, where did the dicks go? Yeah, that's great. Damn, which one is there? So I can't remember them. Close in the goddamn door, dude. Yeah.

I jumped in with the haven't you people ever heard of sucking a goddamn dick? Yeah. Letting me suck your cock, please. Yeah. I'm very fucking gay. Vegas legends. For the dicks.

Vegas legends. All the peens. Where did all the dicks go? Holy shit, where are the dicks? Yeah. It's fun, huh? When we were seniors in high school. Me likey gay sex.

Me likey gay sex. Me likey gay sex. Me likey gay sex. Okay, Adam, you're not pretty. Sorry, I thought. Me like whole. Thank you, stop it. Come on, dude.

I just want to be a part of something. I wish I could do a Keith David impression. I like butthole. I like man come. I was saying that earlier. The Navy. Yeah. The Navy.

Maybe accelerate your life. It's not bad. That's good. Yeah. People would know what you're talking about. As to ass. As to ass. I sucked that dick snowball.

What does he say? What does he say? It ain't gonna. I ain't taking it out for air Cinderella. Yeah. That's a great one. What is he? What's the line that he says to Connolly though?

Keith David. I don't remember. Do you still alive? Requiem. RIP Bert. Remember the RIP. R and B. R and B star from England.

Craig David. Huh? Do you remember Craig David? No. Can you feel me? Can you feel me in? No. You don't remember that song?

Is that about his ass? Yes. He says, he says, I know it's pretty baby but I didn't take it out for air. About his dick? Yeah, yeah. That rules. That movie is like not as good as I remember it was. I've never fully seen it.

I've seen it. When you see it, when you're like 15, you're like, wow, this is amazing. So many cuts, ass to ass. This is the greatest movie ever. When you watch it again, you're like, oh, it's not actually. But black broads don't know nothing about no head. Wait, that's not true. It can't be true.

I don't know why. Maybe that's something to do with super head. Super head. Yeah. How do you do Keith David? You had it the first time. Navy. Accelerate your life.

I don't know. I can't do it. That's good. No. That's close. It's close. Do the take it out for air thing again? I know it's pretty baby but I didn't take it out for air.

Yeah, it's good. It's gravelly. At the end it's better. You can't go as deep though. You don't have his vocal range. I didn't take it out for air. Yeah, I can't do it. He lost it.

He's got an elocution to him. Yes, he does. You know, he sounds right. He does. He does. Yes. Not intonation. That's why he was the voice of the Navy.

Yeah. Navy. Suck another man's penis. On a boat. Suck off a man on a boat. Bum bum. Ba da bum bum bum bum. I like sucking.

Remember those Marines commercials where it's like the Marine is like on a chess board fighting a dragon. No, the fire monster. No, the fire monster. Yeah. There was like a lava monster. Right. And he's climbing that like that like it's like looks like a tower but it's like made

out of rocks and shit. The U.S. Marines. Are you seven years old? Do you think this kind of shit is cool? Hopefully in seven years you'll know that this is what you want to do with your life. God damn. Imagine. Imagine.

What? There had to have been a couple guys that think that. They got into the Marines for. Yeah. Because. Because of that dragon. Yeah. I got into this to kill a dragon.

I thought I was going to kill a dragon. There was probably I actually think you're right. I think they thought that sword they're going to fight magical guys sword shit. Nothing about being a Marine has anything to do with. And they got they got those little fucking bitch ass uniforms that are white. What do you do at the end of that commercial the few the proud of the Marine he like flips the sword up to his shoulder and it's like have you ever tried to do. I constantly tried to do that as a kid.

Yeah. Adam would play with his baton in his room and try to do all of the moves that the pretty Navy man did. No. I had a sword. I had a sword. I had a place. His baton collection.

No. I had a lightsaber. Yeah. The lightsabers. Yeah. Mom dad. I'm going to be in the parade. Yeah.

I mean. The shitty one. You know the expensive one that made the noise. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. My parents wouldn't get me that shit. What's like a.

There was like a better lightsaber that you could get at toys or a one that didn't fold out. There was one that was just a sword the whole time and turned on it was like that's yeah it made the lightsaber noises and then there was one that was just like they just extended you like just flip it out plastic just every little kid I would someone cries as a little kid I would fantasize that when I was older they would know how to make lightsabers and that I would just be able to have access to one but they would let me just have a laser sword.

Yeah. Do you remember that. I wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Remember that movie Johnny mnemonic. I love that movie. Yeah. Do you remember that thing that like rope thing that they'd cut people's heads off with in that movie.

It was like a lightsaber rope and then you just like go behind someone and then wrap it around their neck and just slice their head off. Yeah. I want to cut somebody's head off. Yeah. It's pretty cool. With what. I don't know.

Machete. Maybe. Really sharp. Would you hack. Doll. Doll as hell. Maybe. Yeah.

That would be funny. That would hurt. If that happened. There used to be a minor league team in Vegas and I used to call the Vegas gay atoms. No. They were called the Vegas stars. Now they're called the fifty ones after area fifty one. Oh.

And it's yeah. They're the Mets. The Mets triple A team. That's pretty cool. But they were the Dodgers triple A team for a while. Anyway. Do they have green. Many many bat night and people were throwing them on the field and they had to like stop

it. Yeah. How many did you sneak out in your ass. They still do that. Three. Red Wings games where they. The squid. Yeah.

An octopus. I think they still do that. Nice. Damn. They throw an octopus on the ice. Bro. Yeah. No it's the dangerous ones.

Oh fuck. The evil. They're smart. They're like they're like they escape. Like what. Yeah. I don't fuck with them in captivity. They don't have bones.

You know I think it's cool because they're sort of like birds in a way because there's a beak. A big type of hermit crab. Mm hmm. They're related to hermit crabs. They're called robber crabs that break in the people's houses and steal their pots and pans because they like shiny things. Is that real.

Yeah. That rocks. Yeah. And they're enormous. How big. Here I'll pull one up. That's crazy. Yeah.

Imagine just finding one of those motherfuckers in your kitchen. I know. They're. They're enormous. They're terrifying. What does its meat taste like. It tastes like crab. Probably.

But I mean look at the size of this fucking thing. Oh I hate that thing. I know. That makes that scares me. I know. Look how fucking big that crab is. No fuck that. They're enormous.

My god. Fuck Jesus Christ. Yeah. I do not want. Yeah. They're like giant spiders. That's really scary. I know.

Look at this. Fuck. Look up what its meat tastes like. I don't think they taste very good. Well who know. You won't know until you look it up. Yeah. Well I'm not looking it up.

I want to see a picture of one stealing pots and pans. All right. Well I'm going to just wonder. I'm just going to assume it's like crab in a little game. Like oh her pots and pans are gone. I guess a Chinese family must be naming their kid. What an awesome joke. I love that joke.

Throw them down the stairs baby. Yeah. Shut up. Well. If you got parents they probably wear underwear. Yeah. That no that's fact that's factual. Probably.

Yeah. Now you're right. Yeah. And with the holidays coming up. You probably wouldn't. Yeah. It's holiday season. And that means it's underwear season baby.

It's getting cold out there folks. Cold on your dad's nose. Another pair of underwear for your mom and dad. You've got to wrap your mom's pussy up. It's beautiful. Mom's stinky pussy. It's because of you. You stunk it up when you came out.

A lot of people don't know this but if you listen to the podcast you're probably taking dumps in your mom's pussy throughout the pregnancy. And that's why your mom needs Mack Weld and underwear. I don't know about you guys but. Because your mom doesn't wear underwear. But. Because your mom's got a bunch of turds.

Baby turds. 25 years ago ladies. If you've got a fella in your life you probably need underwear. But more importantly you need to go to Mack Weld.com and get some men's underwear to deal with your turd it up pussy. Mm hmm.

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Yeah. We should all watch Rain Man together after this. Well I'm going to take a nap dude. I feel like shit. I'm going to go to the gym probably. Nice. And while I'm at the gym I'll be wearing my Mack Weld underwear.

Which is good for any kind of. I'll be napping with them all. Yeah you can nap and wear Mack Weld underwear. You can get dressed with them on. Get head. You can get. Pull your cock right out of that little hole. Keep your penis in the underwear and demand that she

sucks you off through. That's how good this shit is. The calm will seep through the seams. You could do what I do. Which is wear one pair of Mack Weld underwear. And then date a man. Second pair. Second pair on top.

No that's not. That's not what I was saying. That's homophobic. That's not homophobic. It's saying that's what you do. I'm not afraid of it. First of all I'll never be afraid of any gay man. They're all pussies you ask me.

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I know. Your dick double is big. No. Because the outer Mack Weldens function is short. I don't have a dick. I actually have an Audi pussy. You have an Audi pussy. Yeah.

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I want to get now that I'm oh by the way I'm back in shoes. Today was. Oh yeah. Yesterday was my first day out of the boot. I'm limping like a bitch but I'm out there dude. We should go to the aqueducts when the ponies start racing again. Is that in the fall? I want to go to the beach.

I think so. I think they do it on April and then again in fall. I would love to bet on the ponies. Actually a friend of a friend I hear is a hell of a hand handicapper. Oh yeah. And apparently it's you got to go to the races with this fella because he knows what he's doing. Yeah.

What's his name? I'm not going to say his name on the pod. But we should go with this guy. Right. You're not going to say his name. It's a man. Yeah. That's right.

What's his name? Are you in this guy? Yeah. Hanging out. I mean this horse handicapper going to the ponies. Yeah. Yeah. What's his name dude?

Yeah. Dude. Is he got a man's name? Yeah dude. So anyway. What were you saying? Dude. What's his name?

Yeah. What's his name? Yeah. What's his name? Yeah. What's his name? Yeah. What's his name?

What were you saying? Dude. I've never even met a guy. I don't know. Any guy. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy.

What are their names? Yeah. What are their names? What was his name? Oh yeah. You haven't met guys? Oh yeah. It feels good.

I genuinely mean this. I bet it does feel good. It feels good like we're back to normal a little bit. I bet it does feel good. It feels like we're back to normal a little bit. Yeah. I bet it does. What's normal's name?

What's his name? Yeah. What's his name? Yeah. What's that guy normal's name? Oh man. Out of context what's his name? Oh fuck.

I can't wait for people to say that to me for years and years. Yeah. I'm sure you're going to be the one that people are saying that to. He will. He will. Why? Who's going to say it to you? What's his name?

Yeah. Is the guy going to tell you that? What's his name? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's his name? The man?

Oh god. You guys. You guys are a riot. Let me tell you. You guys. You guys are. Crack me up. It's like whose line is it anyway?

But it's what's his name anyway? And it's an improv show where they just keep calling Ryan Styles gay. Ryan's gay? Yeah. All right. The next game coming up. Wayne Brady. You're gay.

Oh damn. Colin Mockery. You're gay. Colin Mockery. Fucking queer. Oh, thanks Drew. I used to think Colin Mockery was hilarious. Yeah.

I bet you. That was a guy. When I was a guy. When I was a kid. Whose line is it anyway? Yeah. You didn't like it? I thought it was fun.

I just knew. I mean it was so clear that it was scripted. Was it? Yeah. I guess you're probably right now. It probably wasn't. I was just like why would they just because I thought it was like magic. You know, there are a ton of people that can do improv.

Yeah. And you can edit it around the bad jokes. Yeah. So they probably did like an hour and they only care. They probably did an hour and they made it. Yeah. 22 minutes. Yeah.

What's his name anyway? But it was British. Remember there was like a British one. And then it was Drew Carey. Yeah. And then it was Greg Poops. Fuck it. J.P.

McDade told me. Greg Poops says like a joke on one of his albums or some special from like 10 years ago where the punchline is he goes logic train. And like pretends like a train is passing over. Oh. That is. That's one of the worst things I've ever heard my. Greg Poops whole like brand is that he's very smart.

Yeah. That he reads a newspaper occasion. Very smart man. Yeah. Yeah. Is he funny? No. Of course not.

I don't think I've ever heard this. That facial expression has ever been funny in their entire lives. Anybody that like tense their fucking eyebrows and then raises one of them. And like does that sort of like boy with your hair. Come on. Yeah. Hmm. Logic train.

Greg Poops. Fuck my dick. 2003. Damn. That was already 22 years ago. What the fuck. You can. You can give him a pass for that.

No. You can pass on to my. He's speaking French. Yeah. Oh that sucks. Yeah. You may have heard about the little co-dependent relationship America is having with Iraq right now.

Oh God. Yeah. Yeah. What is it Greg? What's his name? Did our oil get underneath their sand. We've done it again. I'm so mad he didn't get me to about like a six year old.

I always thought his voice was more like stoner. I thought he had more of like a Cali stoner affect. No. I don't think so. Yeah. I think he's just like when I was a kid I used to think Norm was a stoner because he his ways. Yeah.

He was a drunk and he's never drank apparently. He's been sober for like 22 years or something. Yeah. Yeah. He used to smoke mad cigs apparently. Like. Cigarillos. Yeah.

Swisher sweets. You ever smoked those? Oh hell yeah. No we used to smoke black and miles in high school. Oh here's a Mark Norman video on here. Recommended for you. Mark Norman is South by Southwest. I like sex with men.

Yeah. You ever like gay sex? Did we. Did we do. We definitely did. We've done we've tried Cruz and Joe on nine different audiences and no one likes it. No they do. That's not true.

I think people like Cruz and Joe. Oh Cruz and Joe might have gotten might have gotten deleted from that one episode. I think Cruz and Joe got deleted from the last episode. No because it was right at the beginning I think. Was it? Who cares. Yeah it's uh. I don't give a fuck.

Yeah it's uh. You go to the bathroom? I love going to the bathroom. I love having sex with guys. I've been at a good a lot of these hotels lately and they have a handicapped stall in there as I like to call it the master bedroom. It's great. You ever go in this?

There's so much room. Really. Just stretch out. I feel like the king of France. Like Dominic Strauss Con. Dominic Strauss Con never works on anyone but us. Yeah yeah. Cause it's a just stupid reference.

You know those handicapped stalls really make you feel like that Dominic Strauss Con. And then there you can do whatever you want a woman from Sierra Leone comes in tries to clean it up you raper. Jesus Christ. DSK dude. Yeah. Oh Cruz and Joe's also into women? No.

He's just into Dominic Strauss Con references. Yeah. I would like to do like Greg Proups but all he can do is Dominic Strauss Con references. Yeah it's good to be here in Montreal. I have a question for you. Um you think is it possible that the woman who Dominic Strauss Con quote unquote raped is lying just a tad maybe? That's right it's Greg Proups who really cares about Dominic Strauss Con.

Salute to Gregi Proups. Damn he looks old in every video. Yeah I feel like he's been old since we were children. Yeah he's got to be like 82 years old. Burt Reynolds. Hey it's me Burt Reynolds. RIP Squirt and Burt. Hey it's me Burt.

You know I really feel bad for Dominic Strauss Con. No that's not very good. Yeah I'm sorry. It's okay. I have to spend a lot more time with that. Yeah RIP to the legend. That's true. My man probably stuffed some premier vintage hole.

Yeah. Back in the day. He beat some women too right? Other countries. That sucks I didn't know that. I think he beat Lonnie Anderson. How did our oil end up underneath their land? I'm fucking.

I hate that motherfucker. Yeah he's ancient. How old is he? He's 73 years old. No he's not. But your dick is. Did you know Doug Benson is 78 years old? Yeah Doug Benson is really old.

I feel like I'm getting actually sick. Oh he was also Bob the builder. What? Yeah. Greg Proups? Yeah Greg Proups. The voice? Dude he's been doing comedy since 1982.

Jesus Christ. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Wow. That's insane. That's such a weird time to start doing comedy. That's so crazy. No that was a boom dude.

Now who's in that cohort? What are we talking about? Starting in 1982? Fucking like. 82 is like Bill Hicks, Dice, Barry Sobel, Legends. Barry Sobel. No I mean that's like the Tim Allen fucking. You know that's like.

Howie Mandel. Damn. Yeah. The only people that like predate that really are like probably like Seinfeld, Letterman, Leno. Right. Seinfeld's kind of in between those two things probably. Robert Klein?

No Seinfeld started in like the mid late 70's. When was Robert Klein? In the 20's. Robert Klein's so fucking goddamn old. He is old as fuck. He's alive? What's funny is like how along those like the like legendary black comedians were doing comedy.

Like Red Fox and Dick Gregory and that one that was like. Pig meat? Yeah. Like gay looking one. Fuck. Flip Wilson? No. Not Flip Wilson.

He had the. Who looked gay? No. He has. Adam Friedland? Yeah. Adam Friedland. No.

It was a guy. I can't remember his name. Penis? Joe? Carmichael something. Gerard. What? Nice.

There's some Tylenol for you because you said you're feeling bad. I am. It's the kind of stuff I do for my friends. I appreciate it. What's his name? What's his name? Oh God, I'm going to hear a lot of that. Oh, six months.

That's six months. Me likey gay sex. Well, look, well, Nick looks up for this guy. I want to let you guys know that this weekend you can see me in Lafayette, Louisiana on the 14th Friday and then I'll be in New Orleans, Louisiana on the 15th. I'm looking at some damn po-boys. Hey, it's me Bert Reynolds. Bert Reynolds here.

I'm dead. Norm used to do him on Celebrity Jeopardy. Yeah. I don't know if I can do him. He's hard. Like my dick. Here I am. It's me, Bert Reynolds.

No, it's me, Bert. That sucks. That sounds like Pauly. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. Ter터ed here. It's me.

It's me. It has to do with this Network. Take care. And do nothing except to go out and have a little drink of beer once a week. Mark Latham from the All Blacks Band is bringing back the car sales. You just gotta go audit and collect in the next weekend to havephyxenomaz reef. So much of forming me that it's less than three times that guess who has to go back to the gym Because the brain is a muscle you guys are playing game 24. What's that?

That's it We had to make all the numbers equal 24 somehow and you got four numbers game 24. Oh, I like that. So let's do it right now six mm-hmm 12 18 No, no, that's not 24. No, I'm just that's my that's my turn So now it's your time now. It's your turn. I know you say now you have to say two numbers and they have to be 24 No, six and 12 is not 24. I know but that was my turn now. I add to that No, or you could divide or multiply. No, you it's now you have to say two numbers and they have to make 24

No, yours didn't make 24. I know that was my turn What do you mean that was your turn? I went and it didn't know there's four numbers. He tried now you go down now You try all right two and 12 no two and 12 is 14. That's not you multiply. It's 24 No, it's in your turn. No, you said two and which means plus. Yeah, okay me 12 12 The number of guys use That's how you play 24 guys Yeah, you walk that's not let me ask you this you can take it back if you just put this be in your dick

Well, we did it again boys You put up inside of your dick The sting the sting two men three hours 17 weeks to trick a man into putting a bee in his day What the fuck is this this came came up when I Google 24 the game. Oh nice is a PlayStation 2 Game about the show 24 that makes sense. Imagine what kind of weird Republican child You'd have to be to play the 24 game for PlayStation 2. I don't know

I fucked with that first like season of 24. That shit was pretty tight It was like very like bush Alberto Gonzales is right for wanting to torture the a-rap jack power and I'm gay He's got a real breathy voice. I wish I could do him too. Yeah smoke kefir. Listen. I'm gay Shut up to Donald his dad. You can see his ass in Animal house. Yeah See grab serial or maybe that's the girl's ass Shouts of the what's the Google Donald Sutherland's ass? Oh My god, we're really not even

Hey, I'm trying this is a good app. Yeah, do a Google. Did you mean Donald Sutherland's ass? Yes. Yes, you did No, here we go data lounge, baby Donald Sutherland sounds like a real asshole Let's go to Donald Sutherland's actor, but what a jerk. Let's see the responses Kefir should be given the career Donaldson the real best what a piece of shit. Wow, what a joke. Why aren't these gay guys saying they want to fuck them? I don't know All right, let me plug these fucking do that. Does he have a mr. Skin profile? Yeah, he does

Is it only chicks on mr. Skin? No, there's good. There's guys There's premium hog on there. Oh, here we go a tweet from my Estrange friend Jeb Lund Donald Sutherland's butt has had a pretty solid film career animal house. Don't look now Just some really a-list ass work Nice, that's what you're a strange friend. I haven't talked to Jeb in a while. Well, you're not on Twitter. That's true Who's Jeb? I don't know another person that probably doesn't want to be associated with me anymore Oh, he's a Twitter guy. Yeah bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Donald Sutherland talks about revealing his bare bottom in his latest film. Nice. He's still doing that shit

present article from like 1982 Chicago on the 21st and 22nd I will be there at the Lincoln Lodge if you are in Detroit on there Sunday the 23rd Please buy tickets that and if you're in Denver We're doing this a little ahead of time. So I think I will be doing a show in Denver September 30th Sunday go to stavi.biz for all info if by the time you are hearing this It'll be on if it's happening I'll have it on my website and I'll probably have plugged it on Instagram and stuff. So

Yeah, New Orleans this weekend the 14th 14th the 15th Lafayette On the 14th New Orleans on the 15th Chicago 21st 22nd and then I'm in motherfucking Denver Oh, and in Detroit on the 23rd and then Denver on the 30th So come out if your nuts are really fat and nice and juicy and if they're not keep your little shriveled up nuts at home We also have a funny mom's on the 24th And we'll be in Australia Sydney the 23rd of October Melbourne the 26 if you google Donald Sutherland's ass

You just get a picture a bunch of pictures a key for Southern one. That's hilarious. I know Take that take that quiefer You guys like what I said, how I said, isn't it? Yeah, you roasted him. Look at this cool headshot. It's him hiding from being gay Don't look at me Nobody look at me. I'm not gay Hey, yeah, we're good. Are we good? Yeah, we've done over. Yeah, we've done too much podcast. All right. Yeah, okay So it's been fun guys What else you say funny mom's on the 24th at at all, baby Conor O'Malley is gonna be there a couple other people

All right, who else is gonna be there Adam me? What is it? What's his name? Oh?