The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 125 – Tokyo Drift

Episode Date: October 18, 2018

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But yeah, what we realize is you can suck our dicks. Yeah, and you'll get it now too. Everybody. Yeah, we're all congested from all this all this Pick up a mic bro. It's like a Japanese tree or something Yeah, the Japanese pussy tree. Hello, Adam Hello, you look cute man. Yeah, I already tracked everything. So I like your outfit, dude. Thanks, dude Where were you today? I Was in I was on the train. Nice. You dressed up for the train. Yeah, I dress up for travel like in the 50s I think you should respect transit

Everyone did dress up back then, but they also I think raped the the Airline well, they just blasted suit is and Maybe that's the reason that nobody took women seriously back then because if you like that man raped me, it's like he's wearing a suit He works he works for fucking General Motors. That's a madman. I don't know why he's coming up with ads Did you hear that lady walk in no like an hour and a half ago? No some lady walked in with like a suit She's like I'm here for my Airbnb. No

Uh-huh. Yeah, and I was like, no, this is ours, bitch We got a couple motherfuckers in here. So they double-booked us And what do we do? I was like, sorry. We're booked through the 21st And then she's like, where am I supposed to? How did she look exactly there might be a little space in my chambers she was an older Korean-American Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Yeah Yeah, would you smang? I

would never Were you a single man? No crown jewel of the What's their river called the Kauai the yanksy that's Banksy River. I know the Banksy River. That's the Banksy River It's it's not a stream of piss It's going into the queen mom's face You know, you know, everyone everyone gave Banksy a lot of shit for doing that thing the shredding the shredded paper But I thought it was pretty funny. You thought it was he good job Banksy Well, that shit's like more valuable, right? That's when I thought it wasn't funny

He should have destroyed it. He should have done some other shit He should have destroyed it so that it wouldn't have any he should what he should have done is exploded it killed everyone Everyone in that room. That would have been really cool. Yeah, that would have been called terrorism That would have been legit Stencils. Yeah, maybe Al-Qaeda was the original banks Yeah, Osama's Banksy well that that guy Damien Hurst said who's the other guy someone the butcher that was a cool ass nickname I'll do a little bit butcher or some shit. Am I making that guy up Russia? No, no, wasn't there a terrorist name? Yeah, named Abdul of the butchers

Sounds like it's from the show. That's cool, right and here's something We if you were a terrorist when you want your name to be Abdul of the butcher Pick a cooler terrorist named Dome Land Mm-hmm. Yes Patakin which what's his name? What's the guy name on the show? Dominic Charles Charles Yeah, the guy plays captain winners. I don't know Damien Lewis Damien Lewis. Yeah, uh-huh He's on dumb land and he's getting heads like there's only one thing I ever wanted to do for my country and it's suck guys off What would you band the brothers is about a cock ring the two guys share

The Nazis shoot off at one guy's cock ring and he can't stay hard. He's like also. I'll do this for you my friend Yep Yeah Slide slide your cock right in here. Yeah for uncle Sam for Lady Liberty So we're writing a come-town movie where we get Tokyo drifted to Japan Yeah, that would be where we commit we download so much child pornography in America that the judge is like you have to go live with Your dad in Japan where there's zero child porn. Yeah, okay, and then we get over here in the Japanese guys like hey Why don't you take my my fucking a theory of mining rig for a little

down the contest You can win this guy's Asian girlfriend if you download child porn faster Montage where it's like, you know Then we're just trying to down we want to see kids suck each other off and then the guys like The computer is just like smoking It's like you know this guy's download child porn if you've ever seen to seven year old Yeah, and then it's just like burning up or whatever. Yeah Destroy the guy's computer in the laughing stock, but the guy's like hey, man, don't sweat it. I don't need destroyed

$12,000 worth of graphics cars computing equipment. You have to understand how to drift You know and what drifting is is downloading the right amount of child porn. So you don't get flagged by the FBI? Yeah, not too much you get flagged but enough that you can jack off. No problem. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's about like finesse It's what's cool is that's what pussy Suprem is that's absolutely what the concept of pussy Suprema I Come down three Colin pussy Suprema. Yeah My reaction so far the Chinese are a bunch of stuck-up pieces of shit the Japanese. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah

They are they are pretty some bitch was like trying to offer samples in the food court the only Japanese people No, uh, yeah, and I took one. She's like shopping. It's fucking Horrified look that's awesome. And so I took the sample and then she like grabbed me and was like you have to eat it here I'm like, I'm gonna fucking eat it in my life bitch. I'll eat it wherever I walk in like I'll walk into fucking moochie and eat this shit Bitch. Oh, no, I love the ethno fucking they get mad as shit if you put change on the counter Yeah, you gotta put the credit card Well, I like to count out my like those throw all my money cash on the barrel Yeah, yeah, down here and then I'll thumb through it. Well, I do basic math. Yes painstaking

Yeah, I did. I was so long. I'm from America. I don't speak Japanese. So adding up to 230 In increments of ten and a hundred is not for that's not easy Translated back into American numbers. Yep. Some of those coins are weird. They got holes Which you know why they got that Adam a pilgrimage My god Oh No, I've got ya looks like you have some

No, I'm not gonna any more baby stores while I'm here Yeah, I disagree I've completely changed my mind on the whole concept of the ethno state I don't think they should let anyone in except for me. This is Adam's sneaky way of embracing Israel slowly Yeah, ooh smart starts off talking about how Japan is the right idea and then in two weeks He's like, what if there was like a place for Jews like Japan? Yeah I see the other way. I see the other way You know how Hitler had like brown hair and brown eyes, but he was like the best people have blonde hair and blue eyes I want to be that I want to be like the Hitler of the Japanese

Okay, the best people are Japanese But I am there I'm their leader. Okay. You're not charismatic. I don't want anyone First of all step one. I'm not you're not as charismatic as Hitler step to your ugly I don't think Hitler was correct. I had a lot of courage. He really did Well, that's like the man with that's a norm But you know the man was a cat high-scored Dixie. Yeah, Dixie. I can leave. Yeah, that's something you've liked What I miss what you said, but yes, I heard high-scored Dixie. Oh, I want to get it in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh

Well to these people I'm I mean, I've got a ton of charisma. No, I've seen the way they look at you Oh, they look at me with so much respect. There's think you're so pathetic They have no respect I do for you, which is respect in Japanese. Yeah, the economy of respect to real They have a ton of respect for me. I guess that the The Japanese would not respect you and I said that before we came here I said, they're not gonna. How many disrespects have you seen paid towards at least at me and they've handed me just We'll count them out. Let's go. The numerous times today people have come up to me and handed me a crane upon unfolding at Discovery and

Beautiful calligraphy. It says Adam is a fag I Please thank you Thank you so much. Adam is a fag son. Yeah. No, I feel dust blows away into the wind and spells out I'm feeling really the name of it one of my ancestors I'm feeling really I'm bad that you guys weren't on that train with me. Why? Yeah, you had a nice day You would have really my car got declined. I was mad for a while

Lost my fucking quarterly payment to the government. So what yeah, I get to you pay by check. Yeah You don't pay online. I pay by check. You don't trust the wires. Well, no, I don't trust I mean, I knew I the post office in Brooklyn is such garbage, of course They lose like they lose like three or four checks a year Like 10% that sucks dick. I've noticed a lot of really psycho meant like nervous breakdown Episodes in that post office on Fulton Are you guys both you just both got sick? Yeah, I don't know

I left for one night and you guys well, we've been hanging out together a lot and having a good time It's just because we've been having a nice solo It sounds like you got mad At a bank that sounds pretty fun What happens is when you really when you have a good-ass trip with a lot of friendship in Always your immune a lot of friendship a lot of really solid riffs that you know nothing We have had you know nothing about Richard. Yeah, Richard is the king Do you know anything about Richard? Adam knows nothing

Canadian No, who's rich? I miss Richard. Damn it. You missed any this guy's a great Jigsaw puzzle guy jigsaw puzzle guy. I don't know what Polly Amherst Dasha knows what that means actually. Yeah, well, he's cool. She's in on our bitch Yeah, she knows about all the beef you've been texting Dasha the bits. Well, yeah, we have actually that's bullshit Yeah, I will say being Polly Amherst means you want to fuck a parrot. Yeah Oh, I think I was here That was yesterday morning

Fuck my little parrot pussy. Yeah, dude that thing. How little do you think a parrot's pussy is? I don't think they have no they have koakas one. It's like a tongue It's a tongue They shit and and fuck out of their mouth or something. Hmm They do the Scorpion get over here the guys do oh with their cocks throw their cocks like our birds cocks spiky No, the the female lays eggs and then the man comes over Jerks off inside of it. I would I would love it if that's how fucking works for people

Oh, she's a woman like forgets her eggs at the bus stop nice guess you just had sex Racing other guys just had straight I love being straight and getting pussy I like the idea that I won't forget her eggs She just basically shit eggs out of her pussy Yeah, the other riffs we had going it Richard was really good. Who is Richard Richard's a Canadian guy that says the n-word. No, that guy's not Richard Dylan

That's a real person. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is you listen because I was waiting for the For our bags. I'm not saying What were you talking about Richard oh the n-word here's another thing about Japan and I'm not saying that you know you can really just say whatever you want in English like we were talking about fucking a Japanese man Japanese And this guy's just like a foot away That's another solid one man, that's very funny. He just gets to work and he's like, well have you been Yeah, I just lays out all the pictures of mine and Nick's penises

Sexual plans of your dick And he's like he's like Just a second, you know, I'm sorry I'm behind I'm so horny Richard is a man who can't stop getting molested. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know He's always coming home late covered in bruises This guy said they were bringing back heck of yours They just needed a couple guys and I just some guys to help out

compensated for my time Gets rave. He's just always being he's just doing simple like errands Yeah, yeah, that's that that's going to the SNL. Yeah, yeah, you guys basically missed the the beauty of Rick He goes to a softball game. He's supposed to go to softball game Yeah, he comes his wife just isn't being dropped off out of a van by six minutes Why are you living? Did you hurt your leg at the softball game? I never made it Didn't make it to the softball game full disclosure to make it to the softball game Good news at bad news. Where is your car? Yeah, who are those guys that dropped you off? Where's your car?

They needed to borrow it. Look, they were good guys The bad news is I was gang raped by nine guys They helped me down and fucked my ass that there is no good news The good news is we're on the shortlist for a timeshare and I believe them and Pensacola, Florida is a beautiful place It's not actually Pensacola sauce. I know it's obviously it was Richard. Oh, yeah, he was getting raped. Yeah Yeah, he got a timeshare because he's on the shortlist for a timeshare. Oh, yeah Pensacola does suck but Honestly, the Gulf beaches aren't bad

A beach is a beach ultimately if you're by a beach The only thing I know about Pensacola is that it's seen at the end of some holla. What about fucks? What's about contact as you go into space and your dad is an alien? Yeah, no, well the aliens download her memory of her father and then they communicate to her through a memory of her Pensacola beach or something. Whoa, really? Yeah, so could the aliens remember all the old times? I got head and do that back into my head. Yeah, and then you know you're faster. Oh, oh Oh, wait, was it the more Jody Foster? Yeah, I saw that movie. I was a little kid. I had no idea what it was about There were rules. I remember like being really shocked. She was a lesbian

Yeah, I wanted to fuck her from that movie from because you can taxi driver No, no, no, no, no from contact. We're talking about Isn't there a point where she spins around in something and you can kind of see her titties in a tank top? Uh In contact, I think so she spins around like a big was that in panic room. No, I've never seen panic room Panic room is good. She's training to go to space and she's spinning in a white yoke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and she's got Yogi's out sort of 20 real yoke of rules. He's in so many good movies. Yeah, something played. Fuck it. I'm getting the band again Yeah, I love that character so much. Fuck it. I'm doing the podcast tonight

Could you keep it down? Fuck you asshole. I'm friends with the mayor being the sheriff for boys Oh, uh, probably the the other the one you definitely missed is the jigsaw puzzle guy. Yeah, I definitely missed that one Jigsaw puzzle guy. It's great. Yeah. Was that a guy you saw? It's like a guy, it's a guy that he's doing a jigsaw puzzle and he puts the final piece in and then it's a picture of him sucking a dick and he's like, what the fuck? What the hell, man? What the fuck is going on? Yeah, it's a thousand pieces. It's so clearly. He's been copying the picture from the box

What the fuck, man? Yeah, that's a good guy, man. Yeah It's jigsaw for the movie Saw. That's his backstory. Oh, it fucks him up so much That he starts chopping off Danny Glover's cock or whatever whatever happens in Saw. In front of you is Danny Glover His cock is out because he's off of the Saw I'll never die. The choice is yours Why is this guy keeps cutting my damn dick off? I'm getting too old for this. It would be funny if Danny Glover had a dick like a lizard's tail

That grew back every time. Wouldn't that be funny boys? Yeah You could just bite it off and it would come right back. That would be cool if that was just for any human You just lose your dick and it grows back like a starfish's arm Yeah, what would be awesome is if you could you could be real reckless with your dick. You could snip part of your dick off And maybe it would grow a little longer if you could game it the system that does happen Yeah, and the police just kicked down the door of your apartment Just fucking AR-15s and flashlights. Yeah, my dick is so long. It's like coiling on the floor Get on the fucking ground. Get on the ground now

You've been like doing your dick. You've been sniffing off the top of your dick to make it longer, haven't you? The most egregious crime in New New York All the rich people do that. They have huge, you know, coiled dicks and they don't want the fucking The fucking proletariat to know about it Oh, yeah, that's what Elisey is about. David's gotta get up there to suck it Get a big coiled dick What a beautiful future that is man

I dream of a future where you know what that would help me a lot because if I could just cut the top of my cock off Maybe it would grow back with the regular foreskin Hmm. Hmm. Ooh Jews would be in trouble. What do you mean? You couldn't really get circumcised in the future no matter what I'll see to that Don't worry. Well in this beautiful world where you could cut your cock off and it grows back If you get circumcised your foreskin would just grow off grow back and then Yahweh would be mad at you forever. Listen, we've been in trouble basically in every generation. Somehow we've gotten out of it So I'll take our chance. It's like a future Hitler that

Develops a base on the moon with a laser that can just find every Jew from the moon. That's what moon rakers about. Yeah Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's some guy that wanted to take an Aryan race up to the moon. Yeah, is that for real up earth? Is that really what it's about? I don't know about blow-up or abby. I don't know where the moon would go for So Hitler and nicking your scenario. Hold on. What's wrong with that? If white supremacists had a way to get to the moon and live up there, we should let them Yeah, for sure. You want to live on the fucking moon? Yeah, the moon sucks ass Actually, it's also that's like the only type of like colonization. It's like not there's in no way is that yeah interesting

There's no indigenous people on the moon. That's true Well, what if the world's going bad though, and then we just have to take it the only people who know how to colonize space or white supremacists I'm sorry, but that belongs to them It would be cultural appropriation to take the moon away It's their place. It's all white. It is all white. It's made out of cheese Mm-hmm We literally did just describe what an ethno state is You get a place tall to yourself. Do you want to go there? There'd be no government. Uh-huh. Damn

It's kind of like what Mormons believe. Yeah. No, look, there's no rule that says that other races aren't allowed to come to the moon It's just like good luck figuring out how to build a spaceship Nice. Yeah, except we all know only black women know how to build spaceships. Yeah, right. I saw hidden figures Did you know that that when uh Neil Armstrong landed on the moon? He said that one small step thing, but then he cut off the radio And they just said the ad war For like 20 and the best part is there's no Houston, uh, we have Neil Armstrong is about to exit the eagle lander

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And it's all it doesn't make any sense, dude I saw one that was like a box and it's like destroys viruses and it's got woody from toy story Mickey Mouse's ears What the fuck what is this? Yeah Yeah, all of it is fucking bullshit. I like different kinds of fruits frowning. Yeah a raccoon for some reason And they don't sell my quote. It's a clever it and it's woody It's toy story medicine. Eliminates viruses bacteria odor floating in the room

But it literally has the toy story logo. It says it says toy story. It says sheriff woody. It says disney pixar But he's a Mickey Mouse and then woody is Mickey Mouse Oh, here's another bit. You didn't you weren't around for adam. Oh my god. That is so much It's not that's good Gay Nick you tell I know I wanted to let you deliver it, but instead of a big-ass head His hips are like that like a football like a football his big fat ass

So that's gay Arnold. Yeah, I somebody say gay mcdonald's McDonald's gay I'm gay But I am gay. Yeah It's funny, dude. I like I said, I tried to go back and watch that gap fat sketch You know, it just reads like a regular commercial now. Yeah Gay mcdonald's in four years. That's gonna be 100% gay, dude Schlett's gay the the sketch with uh fucking adam sandler and oh, yeah schlitz gay will be reality soon

Schlitz gay. That was one of my favorite sketches. Yeah Yeah, god damn. Yeah. Yeah, I loved it as a sketch and a joke and not because there was a lot of cock in it Yeah, I remember actually being like, whoa, that's the gay. That's what gay I remember when I was a baby I asked my mom I was like this is in greek, but it translates perfectly where I was like baby from dinosaurs Huh like the baby from yeah. Yeah, I really was a lot like that baby But I asked my mom. I was like, hey mom, what is uh, what does gay mean? And she's like, oh, it means someone that's very happy And then I was like, oh, I thought I meant faggot

I knew the greek word for faggot You knew the slur. Yeah, I did because because of my father I actually heard the word lesbian first And my parents were listening like mpr or some some shit like that or something on the radio Yeah, nice pussy. Nice pussy report. Yeah, put the pussy report Yeah, and then I was like npr and then I would go to school and brag about listening to npr He's like, oh, I actually only listened to npr Anyway, but it said lesbian

Shut up brag it said lesbian on the oh you listen to the rock and roll. So I listened to npr I listened to fucking all things considered. I know I know who kofi anan is I sucked off. I do know who kofi anan is Yeah, this is first grade. You think he's dick tastes like coffee. Yeah, I knew him. Yeah, exactly I knew him in first grade before he was secretary general. I knew he was on the come up. Yeah I was like, yo after butrus butrus is gone This dude kofi's about to be put on. Yeah, I knew who butrus was because wasn't there an animaniac sketch or something about him I only knew about him because the alley g show interview. Hmm. Or no, maybe I'm thinking about what's the place? So nice they named it twice

Um See gala gala. See gala gala. No, no, that's gala gala island. No, no, what's the the place? So nice they named it twice Uh, I don't know Damn This is gonna bother me. It was maybe it was from looney tunes The place so nice They named it twice Anyway, I heard the word lesbian on the radio

I asked my parents what it was and they were like it's like when two women Love each other and then gay is like two men. Mm-hmm And I remember hearing the word lesbian and thinking it was like a scary word Because he sounded like lizard or I thought it was like a lizard monster kind of thing Well, it sort of is yeah But he didn't know the entire time that was his own race. Yep. Yeah, it was just secret lizard monster Secret lizard monsters that control all the monetary policy That's my favorite anti-semitic conspiracies that they're reptiles

Well, maybe new york new york is the place so nice they named it The place that we live Is this a lyric from the song? Yeah. Yeah, it might be But I swear there's another place that has two names like from an animaniac song Or maybe I am thinking about butchers butchers. Maybe maybe there's a joke about the man so nice They named him twice butchers butchers golly. They were doing butchers butchers golly bits on animaniacs I don't know something something I fucking I don't know how the fuck else would I know who butchers was as a child The animaniacs existed in the Warner Brothers universe. Yes. Yeah, Steven Spielberg's universe

Mm-hmm. So ET was there ET all the kids he raped Jurassic Park. They were extras Jurassic Park animals Were the t-rex was Sylvester the cat and the tweety and all them Yeah, that was their dad. Yeah, they were Sylvester was their father. I don't remember that show at all Animaniacs don't remember the song dot had some good pussy Yeah dots suck dick. I heard. Yeah, she sucked both her brothers on animaniacs. Yeah, of course I guess the jokes really were for adults. They were There's a whole episode where that has to get an abortion. Mm-hmm It's pretty informative. You guys are really sick. You want me to get like go ahead and get you something

I have something to get it's fucking. I think I just have allergies I heard a doctor told me if somebody sucked my the seam of my nuts. Yeah, that's a big pressure point and that all the congestion would go away. Okay. I love that asian medicine Actually, can you give me the ice? I want to ice my foot while we're doing this. Sure. I mean, you know your boy I'm probably probably traveling with maybe a little bit of a bit of that allergy medicine myself. How are you? Oh, you know, I get allergies in every continent. What kind? Benadryl? I think I have I might have um Claritin D, you know the stuff you got to sign the form to get what's the shit that makes you sleepy?

Is benadryl? Benadryl makes you sleepy, but you don't have that. Ah, fuck I got ice my foot. I've been so for the list for our beloved listeners. I've been walking way more Since my injury. Yeah, so you're moving around real good But my foot has been hurting like a motherfucking bitch. I did a fucking the bike tour of tokyo friends Uh, a six hour bike tour your boy was huffing and puffing all across this beautiful city Uh with a couple new zealander's A bunch of old new zealander's And they showed me a picture of their grandson's penis. Oh, they were old people. Yeah, why'd you say they had to go play mario?

I love doing that shit, dude. Yeah, they just showed me their little like it's little kids cock And I was like, oh, no, I mean it wasn't like a zoomed in Big service cock and yay made on them. I'm guy might. Yeah, they do uh, the hawka. Yeah. Yeah, these white people These are old-ass white these mayo ass, dude. It was so funny cracker. What are these ladies trying to tell me that the hawka is cool The hawka is so gay. It's the gayest thing. I think it's pretty cool If I was playing against them in rugby, I'd be like, this is why you guys doing a choreographed dance Didn't some new zealand guys eat people Who gives a shit? What? Yeah, some of some of those guys dance. Yeah, some dances are cool. That dance

Didn't some new zealand guys eat each other? Yeah, there's there's like a tribe of motherfuckers on one of those little ass islands Cannibal? I mean those that are cannibals I don't know. It's that sounds I think I saw I think I heard it in sociology guys for real I remember a guy with a british accent telling me in my sociology professor in college 101 I remember my dad was like before I went to college. He's like if you take a sociology class I'm not paying for your college. I'm like, you're not paying for my college as it is I'm taking me out thousands and thousands of dollars of student loans. You're giving me zero dollars

Why he was against sociology? Yeah, he's like it's a waste of time You're like suck this dick old man Waste these nuts these beautiful nuts Um, but so these new zealanders, right? It was me An old married couple and like a woman who was like their age, but didn't had was there alone and um, I over and we had like this japanese guy that like knew english, but like Wasn't great at it. You know what I mean sounds like you'd be great to be a guy for so he basically he could speak english

But he didn't get any like any nuance or anything. So he's like so he uh He's talking to this lady who's single and who's like by herself and he's like, uh How uh, why why you come tokyo or whatever and she's like she's like, um, you know wanted to see the sides, you know He's like, oh, why are you the tour and she's like well my husband was a cyclist and um Today would have been his birthday and she's like tearing up She's tearing up and this guy's like, oh Uh, how long uh, when did you get to tokyo?

And she's like Three days ago, and then he's like, oh, you use chopsticks She was crying she was literally crying He's like, oh It was fucking insane. He completely missed out on that whole fucking shit but Shouts out to those people And shouts out to mother fucking

tokyo bike tours Although I will say the last ride was the longest and I was not I was none too pleased about that I was ready to call it a damn day. Yeah, and then I fucking went and just sat in the fucking onsen Where did the where did the bike tour go? I would love to run one of those and just take people along the highway Worst horrible time. Um, we went to uh, oh wait speaking of doing something And make sure you take off your underwear and throw it away. Oh Replace it with mac welden underwear from mac welden.com. That's the simplest easiest shopping experience you've ever had Oh, that's right, bitch. You know, look, I've been buying a lot of shit in tokyo. My car's getting declined everywhere

Because I have just gambled away all my crypto currencies Actually fucking broke. He should have you should have used a different bet service, but that's not their time I should have done what it doesn't matter. Anyways I don't I've I'm literally in pants list now. Yeah, we can see nix cock I had to throw away all my pants Because I and I've pissed all of my underwear because I keep forgetting to take my pants off at the europe Yeah, which is tough. No one reminds you. They should have signs to remind you How would he use the toilet? But that's another thing. We don't have to get into it now

Uh, so I went to mac welden.com and I used their simple premium designs and simple shopping fabrics Some about that. Yeah Yeah, he used their fabric. I did something That they're easy website to purchase Underwear and it came to my house And I tell you boys Never in my life have I worn underwear before. Yeah, I told that moment There's I've done things that I thought was wearing underwear. Mm-hmm. He was but it was he was penis was in a man's ass

It was that's what he thought underwear was what I thought That's not under Richard. What are you doing? I thought I was putting on Underwear and he told me his ass was underwear I thought that's what wearing underwear was and then he's trying to do something nice for you And then he had to wear underwear too. What was I going to not let the man wear underwear? Yeah, and so he used my ass as underwear. I got a line of naturally silver anti-microbial and silver line of shirts And underwear that are anti naturally anti-microbial. That's right, brother. What does that mean?

It means they soak the fucking Who you gonna call stink Right off your nuts. Who you gonna call pussy Cocksuckers, Maxwell my penis Who you gonna call my penis? Oh, Mc Weldon Sorry, I forgot We should do jingles

We should do jingles for this company. Yeah, so you got ghostbusters the movie and there's something strange Your asshole Who you gonna call Mc Weldon, they never explained who Mc Weldon is. He's a guy who just loved to suck Imagine he's like he's he's like the monopoly guy, but the monocle is like one of those jewel inspecting things Yeah, jeweler's loop. Yeah, that's good. That's who he is. He's the guy. You know who Mc Weldon is He's the guy who because here's another beautiful thing with Mc Weldon They don't even if you don't like your underwear

You say I don't fuck with it. You can keep them free refund, but when people do send them back You know who gets them is Mc Weldon and he sniffs them. Yeah, so that's who Mc Weldon is He's a guy who wanted to fucking sniff nuts And by accident he started a company It was like a scheme to get into sniffing nuts And then he just happened to make the best underwear of all time And now he's rich and now he can pay men to sniff their nuts He doesn't need to and we're lucky. We get these beautiful underwear to caress our balls and pussies

It's like the guy that was making penicillin Was uh trying to make a viagra Wasn't it orange? No, it was like old bread, I think Anyway, it's the same kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah So who are you gonna call? Mc Weldon Use promo code in town

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And he was actually exiled for sniffing all the dead corpses nuts. Mm-hmm. Ireland didn't want him anymore No, they just threw on this shit. There's no irish. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, thanks for clearing that up. Thanks. Yeah. No, he's irish No, his family was some gay British fucking colonialist piece of shit He was in the Raj Yeah, yeah, okay. He's wearing he's wearing a pith came over to suck Cromwell's dick Fucking can't mind his own business. Yep So anyway, he was just just thousands of years of the irish living in peace Beating their wife if they fucked once ever

But somehow I have four kids. Yeah, they made that nut last in Ireland, dude That was that's traditional that movie Angela's ashes was about right. Yep The movie you've seen I have seen it. How about angeles angeles gashes and it's about a woman with seven pussies It's an irish woman just seven pussies that are just shitting out fucking Yeah We should say the promo code before. Oh, yeah, promo code come town capital C Um twn to get 20 something percent off your order Wow, just just 20 20 percent. Let's say 20 percent. Let's just say 20 and if it's more and if it's 20

If it's more that's a bonus. It's such a bonus huge, but huge the bonus are Do yeah, it's it's really easy to your your Japanese gets really good. I found yeah the drunker you get You know, I'm basically fluent Yeah, me too. It was funny. I went to breakfast the other day and I'm saying like the fucking waiter Like a like a chump You're supposed to whereas I was like, hey, give me my fucking burger you fucking jack everybody Give a shit

Fuck manners. Don't make me and then anytime they give me any attitude. I'm like Look, you don't tip here. There's no tipping. I love it That's why I feel like I found the perfect culture. Yeah, I no tipping and no saying excuse me I'll take tipping. I have no problem tipping or whatever as long as I don't have to say please and thank you Yeah, and I love that they bring you the check with your food I love that too. I hate that stage of eating. I know like you're just waiting. You're done eating and then you got to wait for the fucking Oh, you guys are so sick. We just congested bitch. Relax Doing good bits. It kills your immune system. Yeah, sorry. We've been coming up without doing it without yeah

The heavy lifting on the show coming up with fucking Richard Richard jigsaw puzzle Um, I forgot what I was saying Um, you were talking about how you wanted to suck a man off I did I was thinking. Um, yeah, I went to an onsen, which is like a spa I went to one last night. I stayed at one. Well, but you went to one where you could go with a girl, right? Yeah, me and dot. Yeah, I was just a private onsen I went in a public one and I got to say guys only guys only yeah naked naked naked of shit and

I was offended There are a few Japanese guys with big dicks and it really threw me for a loop I just expected to have to just really be the fucking cock of the wall Well, good. Don't get me wrong. There were some guys with hilariously small dicks Like you're laughing with their face. No joke. I smiled one guy smiled They don't allow women there to prevent this kind of I mean, I can't help the only reason I'm not trying to look at their dicks But they're bobbling around and shit. But some of them were kind of packing. There was one guy

There was one like I guess this guy was foreign But he was white and he had a huge like well, then that was not a Japanese guy But there was another white guy who was fat as shit and had a very little penis and it was not me I did not look in the mirror before anyone says it. You I did not it was not me looking. No It wasn't you looking in the mirror was looking at yourself in the reflection of the water No, at the on it was a different guy. He just stops in that room wearing like a hemming way outfit with a little notebook right? I wouldn't remember what every day looks like. He's just trying to take some flowers and birds I gotta say

I did that after that bike tour and I'm not that sore day after although I did get a massage from uh, and that Bitch fucked me up. It's like cute little japanese woman. Just fucking and she didn't jack you and she didn't and dude I really would have you got a proper massage Honestly, there was a point where she was rubbing my thighs and she was like she kind of touched my cock But she was doing a professional thing and I was like, I mean, but what if but what is a place for like Completely legit you pay with a credit card like there's no You know There was no change

Yeah I also I've gotten two massages on this trip and the first one was a Was a man and I was laughing thinking about seeing it be a guy and being like Okay fine, but no gay shit dude. Just letting him know straight up. Don't look don't even consider any gay shit Yeah, but I do feel like they should jerk you off at every massage. It's such a sensual It's a nice. You're so relaxing You're so relaxed. Yeah Yeah, I feel like those massage chairs in like on the jersey turnpike should suck you off. I agree

Yeah, that would be great. They should have a fucking uh fleshlight attachment that rumble at the same time That rumbles at the same time They got this dude. Can we patent that? Yeah, well the toilets here are all robots. That's true. That's cool They should suck your dick at least. I don't understand why the toilets don't do that Yeah, every toilet has a bidet which is wild which that's all that's for girls They lick your ass. No, they have a girl setting and a guy setting No, they have they have a fucking regular setting and then a girl setting mother fucker, right? They have asshole and pussy

But I did the pussy setting and it kind of on your butt and it kind of tickles your butt your your nuts I'm not ventured to press either one of those buttons You haven't you haven't gotten a are you kidding? I've done it every time. Why not every single time? Bro do it. It'll change your life. You're scared Yeah, he's scared of being gay. You're scared. You're scared you're liking too much It's not annoying you just use the toilet paper to draw yourself dude. You're being closed minded That's crazy dude embrace the culture. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, dude. Let that robot lick your ass. Get out of here with your bullshit What bullshit culture? I agree with him. Arigato, dude. Fuck all these no fucks talking to them

I despise these people. This is a prison to me. They don't want to talk to you either, dude That's the great thing about traveling here. It's not like a place where you have to put on a whole Dog and horse and pony. What is it? Yeah, dog and pony, bitch. The dog and pony show That's what's going on in the kitchen There are a bunch of like Nigerian guys that are trying to get you to buy prostitutes Yeah, they all they're running the uh, the red light to the streets, which we're staying by we're staying like a block away We're staying in the korea town We gotta get, yeah, we gotta get korea tomorrow or maybe. Yeah, it's funny the lady that uh, thought this was her airbnb was korean

I thought that maybe she was trying to stay in korea town Is she still around? Can I fuck her you think? No, she left. Um, it was weird dude. It was really weird Her walking in I was not wearing a shirt And she was like what's going on? Yeah, that's where you're gonna lock the door Yeah, I left it unlocked. Wow There's no crime here. Literally the apartment just got broken into and luckily she could no, no She had the key. It was like she could smell me. No, no, no. She used the she used the key. There was somebody that'll defend us Yeah, it was my pheromones. My pheromones brought her in my sexual pheromones. Yeah, it makes defense pheromones kicked her out

No, I think pheromones is a little bit of sweet sour. No. Yeah, sweet sour. Yeah Yeah, I'm the sexual niggas Do you remember that wrestler sexual chocolate? Of course. Yeah, I was two are necessary. Yeah There's no reason to have three When you only need to Sweet and sour and uh seltzer

You're basically seltzer Have you ever thought of a sauce? Imagine using seltzer as a dipping sauce. I would suck. Imagine that. Wow What do you? It would just be That's such a crazy thing to imagine. I'm imagining that right now. What the hell? What the fuck? What's going on? Stop your imagination is incredible. Dude, dream to imagine. You guys don't dream to imagine. That's your problem. Pontiac. Dream to imagine. Nah, that's me, dude.

I'm selling that for a million dollars. Letters an idiot. Yeah, let me do let me be fucking. What if Don Drake? Which something you could imagine but also dream Like you've done it again, Don. Pontiac. Dream to imagine. It's a car, but it's also a dream. It is. It's also your imagination. That childlike imagination. Dude, I don't know what this sounds great.

This is better than most bads. You all feel it. Your John Hamm's gotten really good, dude. Thank you. Um, I sat in the seltzer bath. They can that's one of the things you could do at the onsen. Oh, really? It's carbonated water. They had hella shit, dude. How'd that feel like? They had silk. Whatever the fuck that means. A silk bath? Yeah. I sat in that shit. Maybe silk baths. Maybe silk. Dream them. You can imagine them also. No, I think it was they said silk. What is silt? It's my dick. Yeah. What is that word? Silt. It means my dick. Silt. Look, it's simple. It's rock, bitch. Silt. Oh, yeah, it's rock. It's my dick. Yeah, there we go. Silt. It's my dick. Yeah, it's like a mineral bath. I think it was a silk S.I.L.K. bath. Maybe let me look that up. Whatever. What's the problem with silt these days?

No one knows what it is anymore. And we're not going to educate people. We're just going to tell them what it is. Silt. That's right. It's my dick. Silk bath 2.0 is a ruthless physical exploration of what it means to be a Chinese Canadian after the citizenship paperwork is assigned. Chinese, instead of Canadians, what if they were Get Brainiens? Don, you've done it again, kid. Don, you've done it again.

I was working on the new campaign for the Canadian tourism board. I said to them, what if it was Get Brainiens? I loved it. He says right before he gets the guck guck guck from a bitch. I've only seen like the first two episodes of that show. Mad men? Yeah. Yeah. My man gets pussy. Yeah. I will say that about him. He does fuck.

Yeah. I thought that, yeah, you get the point after the first like three seasons. Oh, that's it, huh? You just have to watch a cool 100 hours, 72 hours of programming. I watched the whole damn thing. Did you? Yeah. And then I felt I was very unsatisfied at the end. There's one where that's a lot of people, a lot of people. There's one episode where if it was lad men and they's like they was just boys and they was Yeah. They was watching Manchester. Yeah.

Manchester City. Oh, God. That's a good northern accent. Thank you. Canadians is like Get Brainiens, you know. Right. Mental, isn't it? What about it? Instead of Canadians, it's I'm Ganeans. That's good for you. I'm a Get Brainiens. I don't know about you, Nick. It's cool that you came up with one for yourself out of it.

I didn't come up with it. We're Get Brainiens. Yeah. No, we say Canadians. And you're an I'm Ganean. We think we say but it's gay all the time about all the types of stuff. You came up with I'm Ganean for yourself. No, it wasn't. I didn't say for me. I think so. Yeah. Obviously, I'm not a Get Brainiens. That's insane.

That would be ridiculous. That would be absolutely absurd. No, I'm not married. That would be just so fucking stupid. I'm saving that for my wedding night. To Get Brainiens. What's the wedding name? To Get Brainiens.

What's the name? What's the brooms name? How could you Get Brainiens by sucking someone else's dick? Getting Brainiens is getting someone to suck your dick. He could suck your dick. He will. But then you wouldn't be getting Brainiens.

If he sucks your dick? No, you'd be giving. If he sucks your dick, you wouldn't be getting Brainiens. If he sucked my dick. If my wife sucked my dick. I mean my female wife. Whatever you want to call it. If my wife sucked my dick.

You know what's funny, dude? The woman. You just talked your way out of being and I'm a Get Brainiens. Yeah. Because I had a loophole in my argument. A fatal loophole. He just asked you a very straightforward question.

Can I ask you a question? A way you're not a Get Brainiens. You were saying you couldn't even imagine a way where you don't suck a man's dick. Alright. God damn it, Don. Flawless logic. That's all we have to do.

If you don't sell people and get Brainiens. You just prove to them that they could never live there. Can I ask you, can I please ask you guys a question? They can visit us. But they'll never be able to live there. Can I, can I please ask you a question? Yeah, go ahead. No, man.

No, you cannot. I just gave you the opportunity with that beautiful thought experiment and you admitted you're not a Get Brainiens. Yeah, but you know how you confuse me. With your logical loops. Exactly. The simplest mind is often the most powerful.

Ever since you read that Jordan Peterson book, you've just become so logical. That's what my cement is about. A simple-minded man can rape and kill a woman and fuck a rabbit or something. He fucks rabbits. I love that he just wants that rabbit farm

to kill all those rabbits. So it's a snap their necks and George is like, or Lenny's like, yeah, we'll get that for you. Yeah, we'll get that pal. Damn, that must have sucked having to kill that fucking retard. What about if... He's like, I got a strong retard. I can just cash his disability checks.

I'm gonna do a reimagining of mice and men where George is just a fucking scumbag piece of shit that he would be. He's like, what kind of guy's just going around palling around with a retard? They're like, I keep track of his finances. He's going for about 17 hours a day

out in the field. Me, I'm more of a lemonade taster. I just make sure the lemonade's fired right on the plantation. Don't worry, Lenny will take care of it. More than mine in his share combined. Strong as an ox and has less legal rights. I'll write them all off.

I don't give a shit. They're no labor laws. You got kicked in the head by a horse or something. Is that what happened to him? How about instead of mice and men... Wait, go ahead. ...of Dyson men. And it's Andrew Dyson.

I'm friends with a fucking retard. And I fucked his mother's pussy. Or maybe he's the retard because the men are the non-retard. No, mice doesn't refer to the retarded guy. The best laid plans of mice and men. It's a poem or something.

Yeah, yeah, I don't think that book is about it. See, one of them's a mouse, one of them's a guy. Yeah, the men are the men and the mice. It's because Lenny snaps the neck and kills all those mice. No, it's rabbits. Yeah, but he kills mice, too. He kills all furry animals.

So what about Lenny at a furry convention? There's a scene in the movie. I'd love to set him loose at a furry convention. Am I right, fellas? I don't remember if it's in the book or not. There's a little fox tail. Yeah, there's several movies.

There's one in like 38, and there's another one with John Malkovich and Gary Sinise. Oh yeah, John Malkovich is retarded as fuck. Yeah, there's somebody that has puppies and Lenny's sneaking it into the... and George is like,

what the hell do you got there, Lenny? You know. He knows he took one of the puppies. Dude, leave me alone, George. He slabs his stomach and he pretends he doesn't have the dog anymore. That was a good joke, Lenny, that you pretended to have a dog

because you know you can't have him because you'll kill it because you're retarded. And then he begs George and George finally lets him have the puppy. Immediately kills him. So that's crazy that he's a late in life mentally disabled guy. Like he was fine and then a horse kicked him.

I feel like that's the way to do it, though. Go retarded like 40. 40? Yeah, yeah. No, even as a kid that means he wasn't... That's crazy to me. I gotta re-read that book. No, I don't. Fuck that shit. I'm not re-reading shit.

I'm re-sucking your dick. Psych. Well, hey, if you guys want to hear us do the show better, subscribe. Patreon.com. You can go to Patreon and search for ComeTown.

We're not adult anymore. This is a mainstream show. That's right, bitch. This is mainstream. That part earlier when we were talking about, I don't know, a guy getting raped. The next direction for the show. Let's just say it's mainstream.

Yeah. Not safe for work. Who determines that? What is work? I'm just raping secretaries for years. I'm panning on the airline. You watched me rape a woman in this office. Yeah, and this show is safe for work.

God damn it, Don. You've done it again. That's all that guy says. Who is that guy? I don't know. It's an older marketing guy that just goes, damn it, Don. You've done it again. You've done it again. My looking boy, Don, comes through.

He's usually seen as NBA. It's the end stand for campaign. We got more people to tune in after they desegregated the leagues than anybody. Don came in firing on all cylinders. I said, well,

nobody's going to watch the NBA anymore. Sure, they're more talented, but they don't pick up on film. So Don had the idea to light the arena. Of course, you're not going to be able to tell who the players are. They all look exactly the same. But

we lead in on that. We say what does the end stand for? Oh, there was another joke. What does the B stand for? What does the A stand for? It's the progression of names for African-Americans. And we all know what that one is. B, black, A, African-American.

Whoa, Don. The NBA represents progress. Wow, that's beautiful, dude. God damn it, Don. You fucked my wife. God damn it, Don. You've done it again. Progress. I like it. And we get to say the end word.

No, it's on some like plastic placard thing. All right, well... Okay, and if you are... We are coming to fucking Australia this week. Sunday. Sydney will be there on fucking the 23rd.

Melbourne will be there the 26th. And Brisbane will be there on the 28th. Please buy tickets to that if you haven't already. We're doing podcasts and stand-up shows. Two shows in each city. So please, if you want to come to both, there will be different shows if you don't, don't.

And then also, we're going through the south. The 11th through the 14th. I got to... I'll put those dates on my website soon. I'll be in Long Island at like a fucking movie theater or some shit on the 30th. That's on my website. Instead of movie theater. No, they have like a fucking

lounge area or some shit. I'm at the DC Draft House doing a real big boy weekend. A comedy, a whole weekend of comedy club shows, hide-lining my first time there. So the 7th and 8th. Two shows each night. Please come out to that.

And then I'm in Indianapolis. Cincinnati and Columbus on the 14th, 15th and 16th. I'm flying to fucking... I'm going to watch the Pacers and the Bucks play on the 13th and then I'm doing a tour based around watching basketball.

So go to my website. Suck my hard little penis. We got funny moms, I think, at some point. But yeah, come see us in Australia. Bye everybody.