The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 128 – Can You Smell

Episode Date: November 8, 2018

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Pussy. Hi, I'm Gayak to Michael Douglas. Rayner's disease is a very serious condition. That's not a real disease, Michael. Pussy disease, how about that, man? Rayner's isn't. Rainier? What about Mount Rainier's disease? Mount Rainier's disease is a serious condition affecting

children who don't fuck. If you have a child that isn't getting his dick sucked. Children who don't like to make love. I can't wait to make love. I'm Gayak to Michael Douglas. If there's one thing I love more than making love, it's raising money for the victims of Hurricane Maria. Gayak to Michael Douglas, good to see you, man.

Welcome back, Mike. Hi, I'm Gayak to Christopher Walken. We tried that already, didn't we? Yeah. It's better with Michael Douglas. Sometimes things get stuck in my craw. Like my nuts? You already said this last time!

Guess what? Guess what, suck our fat nuts. We're doing all, we're doing all Michael Gay, Michael Douglas. Somebody got mad, they were like, the San Frangelico bit is the lowest effort bit. Well, guess what you're about to get for an hour, mother fuckers? Less effort. You just started listening to the show?

That's interesting. I've been here for a minute now. I've been listening to the show, geez, maybe two or three weeks. Long time listener. Yeah, I guess that means you're a fucking idiot, because we love it and we're smart as shit. Unlike you fucking morons.

They call me John the Genius. Oh yeah, Genius John, Jiggly Dick. John the Genius. Jiggly Dick Johnny. Jiggly Dick Johnny, the Genius Johnny. A Jiggly Dick would be pretty funny. Yeah, Jiggly, what, like a Jiggly Puff? Jiggly Dick.

Suck on my dick and lick my little nuts. Guys, it's a Super Tuesday election day. Super Tuesday. You know what that means? Mardi Gras. I went with the little black shit on my forehead. Yeah.

Because it's Super Tuesday. Some guy outside the polling place just smeared some stuff. It smells a lot like diarrhea. Gash Wednesday, right? Period blood on your head. Gash Wednesday. That's when every boy gets his red wings.

When I was 11 years old, dude, my first red wings, the priest let you eat his wife's pussy. His wife's pussy. Is that only Catholic or do the Eastern Orthodox? No, that's Greek Orthodox. Do they do Gash Wednesday? Gash Wednesday?

Yeah. Do you guys do that as well? We do Gash Wednesday. You put your head in a pussy. Greek Orthodox does everything the Catholics do except the priests are allowed to have sex with boys. No, they have sex with their wives. They're openly allowed to fuck boys. They don't have to whisper.

Exactly. That's how you become a bishop if you're fucking enough boys. They have better outfits too. Oh, we have much better outfits. They got some real stagecraft in the Greek Orthodox Church. Even our shittiest churches look like the Vatican, dude.

We got a lot of nice beautiful robes. We got a lot of shit. The Vatican. Yeah, fuck the Vatican. The little gold-plated gay sex arena. Yeah. Our priests have sex with their fucking ugly wives. Thank you very much.

That's why we're not molesting. Do you know how much effort it takes to get Greek people not to molest children? The Greek Orthodox Church has figured that out somehow. Mm-hmm. Because you get some fucking fugly ass priest-wife pussy for the rest of your life. Mm-hmm.

And that makes you not molest. And that makes you not molest. There was one time they sent us a priest... How many days has it been since the last molestation? We have a big board outside. And it still says days since the last accident. Yeah. Oopsie, what's going on?

Where am I going to come around here with these nice beautiful bat chicks? Oopsie days. You should just do or just only speak Greek on the podcast. We're approaching. A lot of people don't know, but 2019 is the final year

of Comtown. There is no way this podcast is going on beyond December. We're told in the prophecies. Can you imagine that if we all became Adams age and we were still doing a podcast? We're all basically the same age.

The skeptic is thorough. Mastica. Malacca. I'm listening here, Malacca. I'm listening here, Malacca. Don't call me Malacca, Efraeo. Efraeo? I'm a Malacca.

I think you know what Efraeo means. You're saying that on the pot. No, trust me. I know a little bit of Greek. Are you picked up some Greek? Yeah. A little bit of Greek. I like to meet a girl

down at the bar, maybe saddle up to her and slay a little Mandarin Chinese. Yeah. Hey, what's up? What's up, good chicken? What's up, chicken lips? That's a Chinese girl at the bar.

I just see any girl at the bar. Why don't you try this song for size? She's like, oh my god. Is that Spanish? Yeah, the language of love. The Spanish is the language of love. Chinese is the language of coming in your pants. Yeah, Chinese is the language of

the only reason you don't rapist in your name in your pants. Imagine we get money from the Chinese government like $200 million to make the perfect Chinese comedy. We already have me and Nick Efraeo. You guys already got that deal. I can't wait to be a Chinese businessman.

Oh, hell yeah. Because my move after this show ends, I think I'm going to be living in poverty. Incorrect. Chinese import, export. I'm going over there bringing pornography because they're going to want that. They're going to want nice white pussy over there.

They got the filters on their internet. I'm going to sell weed and porn. Oh, hell yeah. An exchange. A weed beer is a cigarette delivery service. You're stealing that. Those guys are going to sue you, man.

Hey, what the hell? That's too old ass wiggers. My movie called The Last King of China. It's about the white man that went over there and dared to be an entrepreneur. I used to follow this Instagram account which was like a bunch of Dominican guys

in the Bronx that ran like a frosty alcoholic drink delivery service. So half of it was just memes from Black Twitter and the other half was them trying to hustle these frosty drinks and then they eventually all got arrested. But it was a good ride.

It was a good follow-up for a while. I would love a nice follow-up. How about Busty the Snowman? And he's like, you know, the kid puts... The kid turns into a puddle. Well, the kid puts the hat on him and then he comes alive and he's like... Busty.

The dad's running out of the house trying to take the hat off the snowman. The kid's just being covered. The kid's just being covered. I'm going to keep busting. The kid's just horrified being covered in semen as the dad's running. Michael, my magical hat!

Don't put it on the snowman! Oh, it's the dad's magical hat. Richard, I told you to get rid of that hat. Oh, so wait. Does that... Does that work on any inanimate object? Yeah, yeah. You put it on a garage like a fucking fridge or something.

It happens to be a snowman. It was the dad's magical top hat that made him come. And the son found it and brought it outside and put it on the snowman. The snowman really started... just busting nuts all over the kid's face. And then the dad ran outside to go collect it.

Now, would this be a snow cock or would it be the carrot? It's the carrot, obviously. Oh, it's from his face. Yeah, it's coming out of his penis. You put it on the nose. That's a great bit in Dumb and Dumber when he makes it a cock.

Yeah, classic. The Fairleys. I just watched Joe's apartment again today. Oh, really? Yeah. Smash it. What's Joe's apartment? Joe's apartment was an MTV movie where Jerry O'Connell plays a guy that moves to a shitty apartment in New York.

And that is the whole thing that happens. That's the whole movie. Now, there's a girl that he likes. And then... Does he get the cheeks? Not really. Her dad's like an evil rich guy and we've got a foilist

planned to build a prison and he's like, okay, I won't build a prison. They don't really do anything. Were they going to build a prison in this shitty apartment? No, it's one of the most lazily written movies. Shout out to Jerry, though. But he works for a pizza delivery place called Ritardo's Pizza.

That's awesome. Which, when I was eight, I thought it was... The funniest goddamn thing. Ritardo's? Yeah, and the girl that he likes, she has a garden and he's trying to figure out how to impress her. It has a flashback of her being like, we do need fertilizer for the garden.

So he shits in the garden? And then he goes around New York City picking up just shit. And he's carrying a big bag of shit on the bus. That's awesome. People are like, oh, they're like, we, you, or whatever. Jerry O'Connell has just a trash bag filled with shit. That's a good gag.

That's pretty good. I'm giving that. And then he drives past the garden and he sees the girl kissing her dad who he confuses for her boyfriend. And then the shit is just gone. What? Yeah, he never brings her the shit. It's just all for that shit. That's awesome.

We should make a movie like that. No, it's pretty tight. It's like a movie. It's like a movie. It's like a suspense movie. And there's a skyscraper. It's a hostage situation. Okay.

And there's a guy in there and he's got 20 people in there and he's threatening to use the end word. This summer. This summer. Chief, I think that, I think that guy's going to say it in. He's not going to say it. We will not let him say it. No, stop.

We have the building surrounded. He's covered in red dots. Come out with your hands up. I think that man's going to use the end word. Chief, my wife is in there. She's pregnant with her son. And he's retarded.

Gee. Lorenzo Lamas stars. Oh, Lorenzo would knock that out of the park. Starring Lorenzo Lamas. In his return. James Remar. Reginald Vell Johnson. Who else would be in there?

God damn it, Steve. The movie is just Die Hard. Yeah. It's Die Hard with the end word. Die Hard, but it's German terrorists take over a building to say the end word. And before you accuse me of doing a low effort bit,

I'll remind you that that was the plot of Die Hard 2. That's so true. Is that John Ham or whatever the character is. John McClain. Yeah, Macintosh has to go to Harlem and wear the end word around

to prove that whites are tougher than blacks. Yeah, that's the whole movie. To prove that blacks are cowards. That they are the real ones. One man finally has the courage to do what we all want to do. To wear the word on a sign. To wear an end word sandwich board.

Walk around Malcolm X Boulevard. Through the most dangerous neighborhood in the entire world. Yeah, just Harlem. Just gentrified ass Harlem. Harlem. Harlem. Where no one should go ever.

Unless they belong there. A beautiful neighborhood. But it happens to be filled with people. I was working a job in Harlem a couple years ago. There was some black church and you know how they have their part of the sermon outside on the fucking board.

Every time God smiles he opens up a mailbox. Not a sermon, just a message. One of those deals. But it's a black church. So it was like and damnation to all the homosexual gentrifiers.

Hell yes dude. I love the idea of a holy war against gay guys moving into your neighborhood and raising the property value. Dude, they're at the vanguard of gentrification those guys. That is true. The artsy fartsy gays. They always get in early.

Yeah. They get off on the danger. Something's changing in the neighborhood. That's Jeff Goldblum trying to explain gentrification to the black president. I've run tests and Mr. President you're going to

want to see perhaps what the... There's not going to be any more black people. They're replacing all the blacks. I thought you said this was bad news. They're replacing all the blacks with gay men.

Oh my god. A push I guess. The president doesn't care what my David does to say about this. David, you predicted that the Korean people would be racist if we let them have colostos. But now no one listens to him.

He won the Nobel Prize for predicting that Koreans were bad. Today isn't just a day we fight aliens. It's a day we remember that gays are just as guilty as straight white men

when it comes... No, let me do the speech. I'll fight the aliens in a second. We'll figure the aliens in a sec. Just let us get to this. As a white man that had to overcome a lot to become president I just wanted to at least talk about how gays are also... We're going to point this out real quick.

And white women too and even, you know what? Hispanic women. There's a lot of people. Yep, they're loud. Those white Cuban bitches really get away with both. It's not just white men that have ruined this way. Now there's literally aliens here and I can see this dyke bitch up front shaking her head at me.

This is a bigger time. This is not your Independence Day. It's our Independence Day. And I'll remind you that white men made America Obviously there were slaves. I know there were slaves. But who came up with the uniform? Who was the drummer boy?

Who came up with all the songs they sang during the battles? Were the slaves an antique? You know, I don't remember what it was called. Anyway, look, the aliens are here. I'm just saying, fuck the aliens, but can we just apologize to white men?

We have five minutes where we apologize. God damn it. Boo! Isn't that flight suit? He's blowing. You can't unite people. There's aliens. Literally aliens. The New York Times, President Trump uses alien fight

speech to address illegal immigration. These aren't the only invaders coming. President Trump uses speech prior to attacking the alien invaders to address mean tweets sent to him by Rosie O'Donnell. Look, I'll get in

the spaceship in a second. I'm just saying she's a pig. Look, she probably signaled the aliens to come here. I don't know. People are saying it. I'm not saying it. Look, Obama

couldn't stop the aliens. He did nothing to stop the aliens. I saw a clip where he was like and the Democrat plane is going to tear down Obamacare and they're like, which is good,

but they're going to only take the bad parts. It was fucking hilarious. But they're going to leave the bad part. He literally said they're going to leave the bad part. He was saying that Democrats are trying to get rid of the pre-existing conditions protection.

He just says what does not matter what the truth is. Well, it's so funny because everyone else that's like trying to do it but then like the guy in Florida tried to do the guy that got called out for being a racist and then they were just like

dude, you can't lie and he's like, I'm really sorry. They don't have that retort swag. Exactly. All the guys try to live in his shoes. They can't do it. They're not as powerful as Trump. They haven't paid for enough abortions, dude.

They haven't looked enough fucking cocktail waitresses in the eye and said, that wasn't me. I didn't bust in years. I've never had sex. I'm a virgin. I've never even had sex. Look, today isn't just saying go to Mayo.

Folks, I'd never rate this woman. She's too ugly. Yeah. Anyway, we didn't vote the three of us because it's important for us to remain objective because our podcast is like the news as newscast as broadcasters. As broadcasters, you can't know

if we have a lot. Well, I wrote in. I wrote in Harambee. Harambee. I was like, I wrote in Brandon Wardell and Harambee. Yeah. Me too, dude. You did the same shit. Because that shit's so fucking funny. Harambee is so funny. Yeah. Brandon said that to me this weekend.

He was like, I think I'm finally like over. Oh, man. He's like, I think I'm finally past it in my career. Awesome. Let's bring it back right now. It's coming back. Yeah. I wrote in Dix out for Harambee. Yeah.

Dix out for Harambee. And I voted for Kafefi for this. Yeah. Hell yeah. Funny writings is the best way to participate in the democratic process. Yeah.

My uncle in Australia or my cousin in Australia was saying that everyone has to vote. It's compulsory. It's compulsory. You pay a fine if you don't vote. So everyone does funny writings if they don't want to vote. Oh, nice. So they draw like a cock or something. That's pretty fun. Yeah.

Yeah, you can do that. That's Greece is the same thing. I think it is pretty pathetic to go to a polling place for 45 minutes just to write in Harambee. No, it's not. It's cool. Imagine waiting four hours to do your Harambee post on Snapchat. Those ballots in Chinatown are hilarious.

Are they in Chinese? They're all in Chinese. It's so funny. That rocks, dude. They're all the working families. I had a nice little day back in the trap today. You're still registered there? Yeah. That's great. You should never change it. Yeah, of course. The swing state, Chinatown.

Yeah. You get to vote in Chinese elections. There's always like flyers and little signs or whatever for like, you know, guys that clearly do not speak a word of Chinese. And then it's just them

smiling and it's just all in Chinese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's their name in Chinese, like 28, 19, whatever the fuck year it is. Yeah, dude. Who'd you vote for, dude? I don't know. I voted in Chinese. I voted in some fucked up like nursing home,

like around the corner from here on green. Did you get any old, old style pushing? And it just smelled like shit, dude. It smelled like straight up feces. Did you get any old lady pushing? Did you get any old lady pushing? Hell yeah, I got pussy when I was there. Old ladies?

Yeah, I sold out. And what being bold to me means is living your life to the most extent possible. Live your life to the gayest. The gayest extent. Try to be bold.

I like to have the gayest sex. When you're out at bars, meeting people for meetings, when you're in the board room and when you're in the bedroom or at the board room. And my dad always said to me, Wyatt, please stop

doing that with your wrists. I don't mind. Handshake Wyatt. Squeeze Wyatt. It might be too late for the voice, but we can do something about your wrists. I thought maybe it would drop at some point,

but then lo and behold, here comes your 22nd birthday and you still sound like that. So, my dad said be bold, Wyatt. I can't wait till Wyatt is just the president. I'm gonna have a son that's gay Garfield.

Fuck my cheeks. Damn, what do you guys think? You think we're gonna get a nice turnout this fucking? Who's gonna win, dude? I think... Are we gonna get a nice blue wave? They would be great if the exact opposite happens. Red wave, dude.

It would be wild. Somehow. Somehow. Dude, his guys love it. Is it 35 seats or up? 35? There's a difference in like 37

seats in the house that the Democrats need to make up. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's 27. Yeah. It looks like the Democrats might win the house. That would be sweet. That'd be something.

It would be very funny. It would be horrible. I mean, it would be horrible. If you just had like a filler buster proof majority in the center. Do you think like the French resistance was this obnoxious? Like people in France were like,

these people suck. Oh, you're talking about like during the war? Like Vichy France? Yeah, they were just posting like... They were like, look, I hate the Nazis also. I'm not a fucking anti-Semite. But these resistance people... I'm a nasty woman, Hitler.

Yeah. I remember on Election Night, I was with Will from Chopo. You know Will from the Chopo? Damn, dude. kind of so tight. Everyone's face was like just look like politics. Genius. Yeah. Yeah. Well, do you you get so good at voting dude? Anyway, did you tell him I said hi? That's

like the funny thing about you go to vote and it's just like that's what all of this amounts to like. Yeah. Well, you know, all of the all of the posturing everyone. I mean, you know, this is like specific to Brooklyn or whatever, like our friends being like a media person or a fucking Twitter person. All the political posturing, which is not activism. No, it's it's just yeah, getting on Twitter and having opinions about people vote so they could be smoke and then it. Yeah. And then at the end of that is going into an elementary school and being like, I don't know. I guess this guy. Yeah. Well, in New York, it wasn't like there was anything really up. There's nothing to vote for except for the court.

There's already one. Yeah, well, three questions. And then and then. Are you? Yeah. Leticia Leticia Johnson. Hell yeah. That is not my job. That is not my job. It's your campaign slugger. Yeah. Shout out to Tish. That is not my job. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Who cares? So you you were hanging out with. Oh, no. Yeah. We'll say it was so funny. You know, that picture like a France right after the Nazis took over. Hold on. What? I gotta start using a timer. Oh, yeah, we got that. Yeah. Well, we don't have an ad. I've just been gambling a lot recently. Oh, what's been going on? We don't have any more ads. We've just been gambling. Yeah. In fact, I didn't vote. I just went on bet the side. What's

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Tramadol, dude. Yeah, probably a bootleg ass. That tramadol was nice. He was not I tried some before and it does not do it for me. I really liked it. I did opiates last night. What did you do? A hydrocodone night. Where'd you get that? My friend stole it from his bet the aside.com. So it is. And then he's like that kind of class hydrocodone. Tramadol and Roxaset. Sign up. Use promo code come town. They offer you now the way this works is you can't immediately receive the Roxaset. You have to lose all of your deposit first gambling and then they supplement it with opiates. Yeah, that would be a cool way. The podcast is a little bit too like too high velocity. I think we should slow it down with

some opioid addiction. We should do a chopped and screwed version of the show. Just drink lean. Yeah, I want to get into having so much lean. I can't take planes anymore. The Rick Ross was getting a seizure like every four months like five years ago. That was so awesome. He was just and it kept happening. They did it once. They're like, All right, well, I can fucking do it again. Yeah, keep taking lean on planes. Yeah, I do think we should do episodes were on drugs, man. Yeah, I could get into I rented this about to do a double feature tonight. Cherry 2000 and motorama motor. That's Mullins movie, man. My fucking day. What's Cherry 2000? Cherry 2000 about about a guy who's sex robot short circuits.

Oh, he has to go into the desert into the badlands. Uh huh. And uh, uh, what's the Melanie Griffith is like a tracker that helps him find the new robot the fuck. Uh huh. No. Yeah. That's awesome. Yep. Fine ass Melanie Griffith. Yeah, I would smash early nineties. Melanie Griffith mid eighties, mid eighties. Sweet spot. Yeah. She looked good. Sweet spot is the line between my nuts. Looking like you're grumbling. Sweet spot. Here's the tank girl. Yeah. Yeah. I have my, uh, never mind. Say it. No, say it. Doesn't matter. Boy friend. My aunt was in the wardrobe department of that movie. Nice. Yeah. And she said, is that who you're related to Adam? Someone who makes dresses. She also make your dress. Your favorite

relative growing up. Oh, auntie Adam. She's named after. She did house to 10,000 corpses to the rock. Nice. Um, house of 10,000 dick house of 10,000 dicks. That's where she lives. That's actually where you're on lives. That's how she got. Oh yeah. I forgot about that guy. I've been cursed for 5,000 years. I've been having sex on the top of Mount Crushmore. For nothing but gay sex. I've been cursed to have gay sex until this ring is removed from my cock by a warrior. Only one war. The nights come by and he's like, do you have the strength to remove the ring from my cock? I don't want to do it. I don't care if you don't, if you can't have a gay sex. I'll give you, I got like a hundred bucks. The prophecy

said that someone would, but I, there was a night who's supposed to remove the ring from my cock. No, I'm not. It can only be true love's kiss. I thought there was some bitch up here. What the fuck? I just said there was a damsel in distress. Yeah. That's some old guy. I'm a damsel. I know it's just a human being in need. I've been, I'm pretty sure I'm HIV positive. Can you please just take the ring? Dragons keep having sex with my ass. It's a pretty nice ring. You could probably sell it for two, three hundreds, whatever our dumb currency is, Lyra. For 4000 years, I've been having gay sex. For 5000 years. Cursed from the dawn of eternity. Now I've been cast off and to mount, to mount

kill them all, having gay sex with wayward travelers, gay sex with ogres and trolls. Damn dude. Suck me. Yeah, it's Tokyo rules. Mm hmm. You know, wasn't he anti-Semite? Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, dude. Hobbits are all like you. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, conniving. He's really into jewels. Exactly. Gold. Oh, once me will put the ring on, he could do nothing but have gay sex. It makes women invisible to you. You must never put the ring on further. I've never seen those moves. I've never read those fucking books. Yeah, me either. Come on, bro. I tried to read the movies. I tried to why I wanted to like them so bad. So fucking long. Suck. Yeah, they're fucking boring. But you got to see

them all. You know, you know, you don't have you can just not watch them. All right, I don't know. You watch my bag while I suck off this tree. They want me to suck their dicks so we can go to war. I would watch an edit of all the fights sacrificed himself by having gay sex with those trees. But what about second breakfast? I'm trying to remember anything about those movies. Gandalf the gay. Sauron has an old fucking dick on top of the mountain. No, it's his asshole. It's an old fucking asshole. In any of the land. The eye is just his dick. He's brown. I will receive your cock from anywhere for though. Well, be careful for though. His asshole will suck up your cock. So again, those sounds like yeah. I

love gay. I love being gay and my best friend is Patrick Stewart. And we probably have had sex. Hello, I'm gay. I think he fucks 21 year old girl. It's not as funny. It's not as funny if it's an actual gay actor. Yeah, yeah, it has to be make him straight. Make him straight. I am gay actor Michael Douglas. Hello, I'm straight actor Ian McKinley. I love pussy. I love people getting mad about repeating that bit. But there's something so goddamn funny about Michael Douglas referring to himself as gay. It's really good gay actor Michael Douglas. If there's anything I love more than gay sex, it's helping the whatever retards or whatever the fuck we do is helping children with fragile act syndrome. It's not

a real thing, Michael. Yeah. So I was at a bar this weekend with my girlfriend, my girlfriend Dasha girl was a female. And we ended up talking to this psychopath for like three hours. What's his name? What's his name? I'm not going to say his name. But it was a guy. It was a guy. Nice. So you were talking with a guy for three hours. We couldn't figure out what he was on about, but he was just going so fast that we wanted to see what it was about. And like he was wearing like fancy clothes. But if it was like a hobo saying this stuff, I'd be like, Oh, this is just like a crazy person on the streets. But he was telling me that there's going to be a terrible event in New York City in the next three weeks to

six months. Oh, yeah. I was saying you should just call the police on that guy. What? Who I should you told me this story. No, suck me. Maybe Dasha told me this story. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah. When you guys were hanging out. Yeah, we were hanging out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When she came over. Yeah. To hang out. Oh, she told me that story. When I asked my friends to hang out. My girl. Oh, yeah. She told her company. She told me that story too. What do you mean? She told you that? Yeah, she told me I only said she could hang out when we were night the Roxbury or he basically. What is love? He was saying that there's only five bridges right to get off the islands of Long Island in Manhattan.

And that's why he's a sailor. He has a boat. Okay. So I think that we should actually invest in the come town boat because if any summer down we got to get off the already submarine. Why already submarine because it's faster. It's tactic. Why would anything have torpedoes? It doesn't make any sense because our power grid and water grid are incredibly vulnerable to hacking. First of all, we're not on Manhattan. I don't buy. Listen, I don't buy this. We're not on Manhattan. I think the guy is full of shit. I don't need a power. We're in Brooklyn, which is Long Island. We're still on an island. I'm in Queens. You know what I do need though is something to make my fucking broken dick work. Whoa, really? Yeah. And that's why like,

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doesn't work and you've never had sex. Right. Thinking about I've been thinking about getting into that that hot stuff. Everybody's talking about. You're ready to have a hot time with your partner. Mm hmm. This one thing I love to do more than anything is to take a medicine to fix my broken body. Nothing really gets me in the mood. More than being faced very concretely with my impending mortality. Right. Just being a 29 year old man. I'm no longer a young man. Just something staring me in the face. Reminding me that the next clear red flag is probably lung cancer. And then I go out and have another cigarette anyways. But yeah, but you.com. Check him out. Check him out. Get that dick hard. You fucking pump

some fucking sweet ass or pussy. Whatever it is. I'm gay actor Michael Duck. Or you know, a man's mouth. My dick doesn't work. That's why I started having to eat my English wife's pussy. Which gave me mouth. She's Welsh. She's Welsh. I stand corrected. I got mouth cancer from eating Welsh pussy. If I had a piece of Welsh pussy, honestly, if I had had blue chew.com back before my dick didn't work, I wouldn't have had to have gotten mouth cancer from you hear that guys. Blue chew secures cancer. Blue chew.com. Guarantee me gay actor Michael Douglas 100% guaranteed cancer. Well, I'm gay. I'm a private dancer. I use that money to buy. That's why this song is like what a euphemism for a prostitute.

I think so. But imagine how much weirder would be to buy a woman and just be like, dance. Let's fucking tango. Here's $400. I just want you to dance. That would suck. That man should be killed. Why do you want me to do lies? Dance for me. Never seen it. Where Jamie Lee Curtis. Schwarzenegger makes Jamie Lee Curtis, who is his wife, dance for him. And she's playing an undercover prostitute. If you want to play along at home, go ahead and type in Jamie Lee Curtis tits. She has incredible. Her tits is an incredible cock. Her tits in what's the one with trading places. Yeah. Yeah. There they are. Those are formative titties. God damn those titties at a young age. Good Lord. I'm about the bus. That's someone. Get me some

blue chew. That's original beat material. Hardest shit while I beat off to these titties. It's isn't true that she is a hermaphrodite. I'll suck that little half formed cock. If it comes with a pair of tips, what is a hermaphrodite? Just the big click. Don't know. Never going to learn. This is where you pretend like you don't know what it is. I really don't know what it is, even though it's you. God his ass. Well, yeah, it is as big as that old her. Yeah, I mean, is it fake? Oh, yeah, it's fake. It looks pretty good. Fuck that lady whoever she is. Jamie Lee. She's looking pretty good still, honestly, in that Halloween movie. I didn't see it, but there's some stills. Damn, I would love to smash Jamie Lee Curtis.

Even tell her I say what's up. Yeah. Tell her and the one everyone blames for Hilary losing with big ass titties. Susan Sarandon. Yeah, dude, I would smash Susan Sarandon. Sue's current day. So she's got some fucking she's got some fucking heavy teeth. God, she's she's fine. And it's nice. Look at those things, dude. People really hate her. They think that they're fucking so stupid to blame her. Yeah, they think Hilary lost. This is my favorite kind. Just so famous. The face, the body. Yeah, right. Yeah. I would love to suck those whatever those are. Yeah, whoever those belong to. Yeah, she's got some big slappies. She's got to be topless somewhere. What the fuck, Sarandon, the sun UK. Susan Sarandon is right

to show off her simply wonderful boobs at 70. Honestly, yes, I support the sun.co.uk for that. Look at those fucking heavy ass titties, dude. I'm trying to get fucking. I'm trying to get slapped in the face by those old ass titties. Yeah, but she's like a million years old. I feel like she dates guys our age. So I'm not sure about it. I'm not hot. I'm probably not hot enough for her, but I'm going to try my best. She's not with Tim Robbins anymore. Listen, I am going to shoot my shot if I ever get even an iota of space. This is so funny, dude. The article is like the headline is Susan Sarandon is right to show off her simply wonderful boobs at 70. It's like, well, you know, just because she's old doesn't mean

she's not, you know, look at those tits. She's 70. Then you scroll down and it's immediately just pictures of her when she was young. Hey, man, whatever. You know, it's like, but remember how much hotter she was. Let's not go crazy here. Whatever, dude. Sometimes you fucking sometimes you you know, there's a little I'll eat a fucking slightly brown avocado too. You know what I'm saying? It's a little mushier. Got a couple fucking darker spots, but I don't need I don't need a single fruit. It's only processed foods. You know, your white trash Jordan Peterson sour patch kids. Okay. My man eating just beef, just beef. What is Jordan Peterson's goal there with the just, I don't know. That clip is so funny. I don't know what

there's a new where they asked him about it. They're like, so how do you feel about your all meat diet? He's like, it's exhausting, honestly, but I've lost 70 pounds. I'm not experiencing autoimmune disorders that I it's like experience. He's just a professor from I know it's like people like want to make an argument that that guy's like self help guy. He's just like, yeah, he's like an intelligent guy with bad takes. But like that is retarded. He's retarded. Any kind of diet where you restrict yourself to one type of food, obviously you're going to fucking lose weight because it's like, you do can't eat anything. You're just going to have just meat available to you constantly. That shit's not good. He's

also constantly crying in public might have to do with the all meat diet. Yeah. Well, they probably can't shit anymore. He probably hasn't shit in years. That's so true. Can you imagine? It is true. I know it's true. I was listening to the true podcast. This shit's true. You're listening to true shit. You're listening to true shit this summer. One man. Don't say it. I G. I wish I could do a rock impression. Hmm. What does he sound like? I don't know. Because I want to do skyscraper. But my family's up there and they're my family is up there. No, my family is up there. Fuck. If you suck. What my car that you have to go with his regular speaking voice. Yeah, it's like that. Yeah. He's my family is up

there. I got to fuck around with him more, but I can get him. You'll get him. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like his voice isn't too remarkable. It's not remarkable. Yeah. But he has a distinct way of speaking. He's kind of like Obama a little bit. Yeah, that is true. You're right. He's clipped. Yeah. Clips of shit at the end. Yeah. He clips like Adam's dick is clipped. Okay. Which one do you put their dick in my ass? That's good. Yeah. Which one do you put your dick in? Which one do you put your dick in my ass? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, you're getting there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, trust me. I got this dog. I believe he brother a couple more weeks. I will have a Dwayne the Rock Johnson a couple weeks just looking

at shirtless pictures and looking at pictures of the talks. Yeah. Yeah. I can't wait. Okay. He does kind of sound like Obama. Yeah, I think about it. They do have a similar cadence. They're both from Hawaii. They're neither of them are married. They're both Kenyan. They're both Kenyan. Both me and President Obama. It's me. Dwayne the Rock Johnson and I'm Brian shut and I'm Ryan shut and I'm no Obama and I'm me Dwayne Ryan shut the Rock Obama and I am. Can you smell how gay? Okay, I am and I'm Ryan shut. Who put their dick in my ass? How's that? Yeah. I'm just going to keep saying that until it sounds like the rock. Who put their dick in my ass? That's an awesome question. Yeah. Yeah. The idea that so the dick went

in your ass and you were in some sort of position where you couldn't tell who it was. We're supposed to be a family. What's what's what's the fucking thing? It's supposed to be a family when we said that we're going to be a family together. Yeah, I can't do it. No. Yeah. Now that's probably that's an easy one. You'll get you just have to listen to him. Right. Who put their dick in my ass? Go home, Steve. Did I do that? Did I rape your ass? Yeah. Who put their dick in my ass? It was me. I'm gay. I'm gay. Yeah, fuck. Well, I guess the rock's going to be president soon enough. So yeah, right? We'll have plenty of. We're all going to find out last name when he runs as soon as you become president. It becomes

very easy to do an impression of you. Right. Yeah. I understand how that works. You know, you're out there enough. You're you're going to have to learn. My name is Ryan shot. I'm right. My name is Ryan shot. And I'm gay. My name is Ryan shut. And I'm gay. I did not. My name is Ryan shot. And I'm gay. I am not a straight man. I am. My name is Ryan. Ryan shot. And I'm gay. I went up to Mr. Gorbachev and I said to him, my name is Ryan shot. And I am gay. Mr. Gorbachev, Mr. Gorbachev, suck on my car. There are these cheeks. Mr. Mr. Sedam Hussein needs to understand that my name is Ryan shot. I'm gay. Damn Nick. Oh, fuck. This is a Epcot Hall of Presidents level. My name is Ryan shot. And I will be gay for

you. Instead of a saxophone, I'll play a big penis. It's been called up penis. Yeah, I don't know if I could do a W impression anymore. Not even close. No, it's. Yeah, what's up, Dak? I'm George W. But fool me once. Shame on you. Not gonna be fooled again. I get you can't. You can't. I'm not. I'm not gonna be shut. I'm gay. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, a lot. It only just like really approximate most of them. Really locked the real dialed in impression is hard to find once when somebody's gone out of out of out of sight. I hope they bring bring back George Bush, you know, a compassionate conservative, compassionate conservative that just who put their dick in my ass? Who put their dick in my ass in my ass in my ass?

Is he saying that? I said the Fraser King. I don't know, but I mean I'd learn John Hamm by just saying like why would you choose to be gay? Yeah, that's over. That's true. You had a choice to be gay or be with a woman. Why would you make the choice to be gay? Yeah, choices would like who put their dick in my ass in my ass? What's funny? You just put their dick in my ass. In my ass. What was he like sleeping? Was he bent? I don't know, man. That's like it's a process. In my ass. My come on, we don't need that. Obama is sheepishly waving off hecklers. Come on, we don't need all that that Messarino in here. Everyone's like he's still so cool. Can you please leave? Come on, we don't need all that. Why don't

you go? Why don't you go heckle your, your own thing? Come on, shut up. I'm gay. Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck my ass. Damn, who? Hi, I'm President Michael Douglas. I'm also Ryan shot. I'm Ryan shot and I'm gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, I can't wait to go home and do drugs. Yeah, what kind of? Yeah, I think I got one more pill left out of my stash and I'll kind of pill a perk, I believe. Where'd you get that Roxaset? You said my friend visited his friend and his annoying girlfriend this weekend and then he brought it back. It was expired. It wasn't very potent. Yeah, you know, I had a nice time sitting on the couch. I would love if we could get sponsored by visor. Remember the fuck makes oxy cotton? Like you

guys got to check this shit out. No, it was a promo code come town. It was a it wasn't oxy cotton. It was like hydrocodone hydrocodone. Yeah, which is what Perkis said. Or Vicodin. Yeah. Yeah. Perkis said and Vicodin are like roughly the same. I think so. Yeah. The week I got shingles apparently the FDA just approved the most addictive opiate yet or something. Hell yeah. I can't wait. Let's keep that going. The fuck dick association. They passed like an anti opioid epidemic thing in the house or in the Senate 99 to one and Trump's like push through this new anti opioid legislation. Very little support for the Democrats. It is like they want you to be just lying about everything. You have to. It sucks. You have

to respect it. It's so funny. The one vote against it was a Republican for sure. Yeah, rocks. God in every clip of him talking is hilarious. So cool. The umbrella thing from last week was amazing. Throw it on the ground. He is so funny. It sucks. These literally fucking seems to just be an evil motherfucker. Look, I've told people numerous times. I'm not Ryan shut and I'm straight. Look, my name is Donald Trump. My name may or may not be done. That's the last stop and that's straight. I cannot support that. The president breaking from tradition is that he tells the opposite. He has no respect for the office. He has no respect for the office. The presidency means nothing. President Trump uses alien invasion

to speech to announce that he's right. He's clearly lying through his if he started selling ad space. And like, you know, if you could get President Trump to accept like $30 million to just do like cameo shout outs and we could get him to say I'm right. I would pay. I would literally I would give up everything that I own. I would give up everything to hear him say I'm right. Shutting. I'm gay. I'm right. Shutting. I'm gay. That would be that's the reason we have this podcast is to get a sitting president to say I'm Ryan shut. I'm gay. And to get sponsored by dickpilt companies. Oh, yeah. Shots out blue chew who put their dick in the rocks. I'm right. Shutting. I'm gay. And I'm here to get to the bottom. I'm

here to find out who put their dick in the rocks. Who put their dick in my ass? God damn, bro. Yeah. All right. Why do you need to go to sleep? Why don't you sleep on these nuts? How's red dad going? I've mostly just been riding around getting used to the world, the universe, the world. Yeah, it's just pretty cool. You get kicked right if you want. I'll be honest with you. It started off extremely fucking slow. Yeah. There's like all these like big what are they like triple a games like games that there it's like a huge studio. There's a lot of money on it. People have been anticipating this game for like a fucking decade. The game spends all this time sucking its own dick with all this like cinematic bullshit.

It's like this is supposed to be a video game and then they do all this shit that's supposed to make it more immersive that ends up just being tedious and distracting like hold L2 to focus on the chair and then hold trial to sit in it. That's how it's like there's no reason to even sit in the chair. I don't like care to do it. You have like shave and shit. You have to shave. I hate that shit. You can get a divorce. It really is like make these games for people that have like not even the basics of like a regular human life outside of video games. I told you like wow you can brush your teeth in the game. Imagine brushing your teeth. Ari Ari's but when GTA 5 came out he would just spend hours changing his outfit and doing yoga. I hate that doing yoga. Yeah. There

was like a yoga challenge. No. I've been trying to figure out how to kill elk without fucking up the pelt. That's like where I'm at right now. That's cool. Yeah. I'd like a nice elk pelt. Yeah. I'm getting some supplies. Oh yeah. Leveling as they may call it. Yes sir. Grinding. Grinding. Grinding. On that grind. Sucking my hard ass little ass penis. You know when my dick is in line that I'll put my dick inside your butt cheeks. Grinding. So gang listen come to the fucking funny moms this Monday. Monday. We got a who do we have Brandon Wardell. Someone else. Someone else. Yeah. Blandon is coming. I come with us. Blandon Wardell. A woman and a person of color. Also if you're in Long Island I will be on the 30th 11 30 of November

I will be there at something in a movie theater doing fucking comedy somewhere. Check out my website. The big one if you're in DC please come see me at the DC draft house. I'm doing my first real headlining weekend on the 7th and 8th would love to see their folks. And then if you're in Indianapolis I'm coming to Indianapolis on the 14th Cincinnati. I'm sorry Indianapolis on the 13th Cincinnati on the 14th and Columbus on the 15th. And so please come out and see me on those and I'm working on a couple other things maybe Pittsburgh maybe LA maybe Denver. So keep your mother fuck it Phoenix perhaps. Our analytics say a lot of people listen to Phoenix. If that's true please DM me and I will definitely be the show. I don't know how much I trust those analytics.

They've worked in like some of the ones that like they have Seattle and you tell me that listen and said that like nobody in New York listens to it. No no no they've just broken New York down into like eight different cities. So it's like Brooklyn is one Long Island City is one of the biggest one was like Toronto. Yeah. There was like what 20,000 in Toronto and then the next one's like Deaconville Arkansas. No that Arkansas is not. But yeah the first couple ones were weird. I think what happens is with four with like foreign countries they group a lot of places together because like London and Toronto were pretty big. There's no way that only like 400 people in Brooklyn listen to the show. No Brooklyn is only like five different times. It's like

that's pretty accurate. But yeah I don't I don't know they seem a little weird the analytics but did you do that report by the way. Yeah I left it running. And it just doesn't work. Yeah I email them but whatever. All right gang well listen come see us please and if there's any city or if you book shows talk to us and I'm sure we'll come out and either one of us will come to stand up or we'll come bring the whole squad. And that's I think that's fucking it. Give anything else you want to say Nick. No rock one more time. I know. I should I should book stuff. You should do Chicago. Yeah I want you to do the Lincoln launch that I just did. Yeah I'll do that. I'll give you their contact info. That'll be here that Nick's doing Chicago. Hey here I come. Here he see UMS. Ride you like

a hurricane. Suck me like a gay ass guy. I am gay. I am gay. Ride you like a hurricane. Come inside a hurricane. Look at Adam just laughed. And then the cum is just swirling. Adam just decided to leave. Yeah he thought he thinks he's too good for this. Yeah. Damn. Let's fucking Billy didn't bring me one of those hydra hydra hydra sets. Yeah how fucking rude dude. Oh fuck. All right. Good night everybody. Goodbye everyone.