The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 156 – Racist Elmo

Episode Date: May 23, 2019

Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town

It is a great question. Yeah, I guess you can start get your phone away from the court. Get the phone. Get your phone away. Yeah. On the phone. Well, yeah. Okay. What are you waiting? A call from a guy? Yeah, so I'm waiting for some guy to call me. Some guy for what the kids later. No, they they're supposed to be a Venmo payment go through. Did you buy some of his silence? I had to send him a big sum of money. Gotcha. Yeah, you know, and he's he found on Facebook, he found like my friends and families names. How about instead of this the sound you never exchanged names. I thought it was NSA. Yeah, I said the sound of silence is the price of silence. That's good. And it's it's about Paul Simon raping a child. Okay, and he pays the child pays him off. Okay, I like that. Hello, darkness, my old friend. That's still works. You don't even have to change. You don't have to that one stays the same. Because that's pretty dark. Darkness to Paul Simon is the thirst for a child's asshole. What is that the one that's me and Julio down by the schoolyard? It was against the law. That stays. That was against the law. We'll combine both of those songs. In the one what your mama saw. I think it's in the next one. Your mama. Wait, really? I'm sorry. You molesting the child. Is that real? Yeah, he's got a song about fucking Julio Julio. Well, Julio is the guy that they were they were. Let's go. Let's get one of these keys, man. And someone complains and they're like, come on, man. Clapton's kid thought a window. Yeah, my guys are still alive. Clapton fucked his kid out the window. Oh, that's what happened. Julio's fine. He's just a little messed up. Clapton's guy is gone. Julio's going to be really good at doing art installation.

Clapton was playing hood ornament with his son, which is a party trick where you go around with a four year old on your cock. On your cock and stick it out the window. I didn't know that. Those are good parties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a nice little trick. Yeah, company. Yeah, we got a board, Brandon air in the mix back in the mix. Third timer of the rad dude cast. Check those pussies out. Man, thanks for having me. We got it. Next time you get our green jacket, like when you win the Masters, we give you a green. It doesn't make any sense for the four timers. I just wanted to mention the jacket. The Masters. I love a green blazer. I did a fucked up thing today. I showed up one hour and 10 minutes early. Yes, because here's what happened. It was fucked up because I was at the coffee shop right now. Because I've told me five. Yeah, I'm at the coffee shop. I'm like, there's too many people around. I'm writing. I'm done writing. These people are getting on my nerves and musics. I'm going to sit on Nick's stoop and just do the crossword puzzle and chill till five. But then it was fucked up because you came home. Then you felt obligated to invite me in. Of course. I wanted to say no. All I wanted to do was sit on the stoop and chill. I don't need to come in. But you're a polite guy. We would have sat here in silence. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it was a bad. It was too fucking sociopath. Just checking your phones for an hour until the podcast starts. It's time to be funny. It's time to engage in the social skill that I've turned into an occupation that brings me zero joy anymore.

The one thing that made my life better. They used to be the only thing I look forward to is now just worthless garbage. It's time to do that. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what I say. It's not true. What do you say? Well, it's not true. I still I was thinking fondly about laughing about sexually harassing that woman at that ramen shop. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that really is the only thing that brings me joy. That's true. It's a riff. Nick didn't sexually harass. I didn't know. But the the laughing about doing it while she's sitting right next to us. Yes, unaware of speaking English. No, she did. They were both from America. No, no, the Japanese girl was not from America. She was Japanese. That's what was so funny. This guy was hitting on a Japanese woman. Oh, and we were and we were laughing like, Oh, now that he got it started, we would just slide over. We'd swoop in. We'd swoop in. Dude, those two goons I saw in Philadelphia hitting on that girl who was on heroin was. Oh, my God, just that shit ruled. That's there is this like girl. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. There was this girl nodding off. Who did that? You did. I was doing that. Damn. How? Oh, the headphones. Small day. Having a small day. You have your dick tied to the phone. I do. Anyways, there was this girl just nodding off like at Dunkin Donuts, like, you know, like barely, you know, she's just leaning pretty hard.

And then these two guys come in both like, you know, the guys that wear like wife beaters, even though like they just have so much skin hanging over their waist. You know, just like shitty tattoos, Caesar haircut, like a 1998, you know, just permanently in Adidas slides and socks, like those guys. And like the one dude sees the girl and he's like, Oh, shit. He pulls his phone out and he starts recording himself like walking over to him and her and be like, Damn, shorty, what's up with you? He's recording himself hitting on this woman that's incapacitated. And then the Indian guy behind the counter is like, shoot, cannot be in here like this. Mommy, you have to leave. And he's like, the guy's like, she all right. She's taking control of the Dunkin Donuts. She all right. He's commandeered it. Yeah. She said I want to cool out. I wonder like who he was going to show that video. I told you I got game. It's just anything up in the hands of the police. Yeah, it's supposed to be one of those social experiment. Yeah. What would you do episode? We were talking about that yesterday. What would you do live in Philadelphia? Would you have sex with a heroin addled woman? I was thinking about it. What would you do scenario where you have you find like a McDonald's where there's a Down syndrome guy working in the fry, you know, working wherever in the back, but you can see him.

And then you get an actor with Down syndrome to go in. Yes, with a receipt. And he goes up tough part to play. No, they do they already have actors with Down syndrome. Oh, they're act. Oh, I thought you met a guy who didn't have Down syndrome. No, we get Sean Penn. Sean Penn. Daniel Day Lewis. Yeah. The greatest of all time. But the Have you seen the show? What would you do? Yeah, where they they put they put unsuspecting people in sort of ethical dilemmas. Yeah, but I mean, it's like not even an ethical dilemma. It's like there's a man slapping his wife in the face. You know, that one, they did a lot. Yeah. It's either being racist or slapping your wife racist or someone being mean to retarded people. The same thing. But yeah, so you set it up where there's a McDonald's and there, you know, wherever.

And there's a man with Down syndrome working behind the counter like preparing the food and you send an actor with Down syndrome in the receipt. And he's like, I would like to speak to the manager, please. And the manager comes out and he's like, I was eating in here last week and that man handle my food. He's in a suit. Yeah. And I have here medical diagnosis that proves that I now have Down syndrome. Ma'am, ma'am, I don't want to argue with you. I did not have Down syndrome last week. I'll show you. I have I have the documentation of my briefcase. He opens up the briefcase. It's just loose skittles. I seem to have eaten all of the paperwork. Chicken nuggets. I accidentally ate the paper.

And then the manager's like, what? And that guy's like, I'm John Keenownes. Which one of these retarded people do you think is the worst? Which one of these? Yeah, John Keenownes. Keenownes. Yeah, John Keenownes. He does a good job on Dateline. Yeah. Hey, Dateline, is he the guy with the sarcastic voice? Yeah.

He's got the most sarcastic voice in news. He used to like Dateline, but they're running out of stories. So now all they do is they just withhold the guy till halfway through. And they're like, just when the trail was getting cold, the police thought about her ex-boyfriend. Right. Who beat the shit out of her every day. Yeah. It's like, dude, you should have told us this in the first place.

Clearly him. It's pretty open and shut. Yeah, I love that shit. I never wish to watch Dateline though. They should combine to catch a predator and what would you do? And what's that? They have the pedophile show up and have sex with a child. What would you do?

At a restaurant in public. Gotcha. And then both Chris Hanson and John Keenownes come out at the same time. Okay. And the child is being talked. Chris Hanson is like, you're going to jail for raping this kid. And then John Keenownes is like, why didn't you stop him to everybody in the restaurant? Oh, interesting.

Yeah. So who is this child because they usually use decoys. Right. We'll use a man with Down syndrome. Oh, he's getting fucked. The real star of the show. Yeah. The guy is in every episode.

So they're doing it by IQ, not age. Mental age. I mean, I guess it could be a child with Down syndrome. Okay. Yeah. That's an ethical dilemma. I'm saying a man with a small frame with Down syndrome is the two for one that you might want. The balance you might want to strike.

I don't know who it was, but some alt right dude, like a judge ordered him to break up with his girlfriend because she wasn't like she was too retarded. No, no, it was in the UK and it was when was that it was in the UK and it was a British guy that was told he couldn't fuck because he's retarded and he couldn't consent. No, no, no, no, no, no, this was a different story. This guy had to break up with his girlfriend because first of all, can we start to go fund me for that guy? That's too retarded to fuck. That's sad. That's what I'm saying. We got to get him pussy.

Yeah. We got to find out doctors to make him just. That is sad. You know what I mean? What kind of legal ruling is you got to break up with your girlfriend. That's not a lot like it's jail or no jail or fines. You got to you got to tell her you don't want to see her anymore. Yeah.

Well, let her down nicely. MTV bought all the British courts. So is it like a like a what do you call it like a? It's not profan. What's it called? Something when something's. Gary Gary. Yeah, it's like a vulgar to fuck off.

Like I I know it when I see it like it's like pornography like pornography. Yeah. Is that like so that I know if someone's too retarded when I look at him. The judge just like inspects him like just like walks around him on top. He's wearing a dress shirt, but it is tucked into sweatpants. So it's a toss up. Yeah. I mean, it was also in that story.

The guy was gay too. What? Yeah. Oh, he could consent if you're gay. I mean default. You're in. I don't know. But that judge rules.

Just imagine pretending like you just hate gay people that much. You're like, I'm sorry, you're too retarded to be gay. I don't understand about to catch a predator. And I don't know what percentage of those cases get convictions. But like, why does nobody do this? Like, so you go in Chris Hansen comes out thinking about your exit strategy. He goes, you're busted. And then you go, you're busted.

Yeah. And he goes, what? And he goes, I could tell from the typing, there was some kind of older man involved here. And then pimping out this young woman. What's your fucking deal, man? I busted you. That's why I came here.

I came here to fuck you up. That's a great strategy. Yeah. But what can they say really? That's a great strategy. You got to come in with a baseball bat. Yeah. You come in with a baseball bat.

And iron knuckles or whatever. This is Robert Redford dressed as like a prohibition error guy. Yeah. Absolutely. Kyle, I came here to bust you. Wow. Interesting. This is Robert Shaw.

I guess he's right. Yeah. I was the one that was the pedophile. I think you couldn't talk about wanting to suck their little pussies and, you know, come in their asses. I don't know. They're entrapping you. Don't they talk about that back?

So you're saying, I'm entrapping you. Are you pimp? I think you would just have to keep it PG-13 but make it clear you wanted to fuck. I don't know. I mean, even keeping it PG, you're not allowed to fuck 13. Well, I never did any dirty talk. You want to keep it. That is not why it's called PG-13.

Or even 17 year olds. I don't know. It's borderline, right? Say what you want about me fucking your ass. I never did any dirty talk. That's why if you're a pedophile, you got to go to every meetup with a kid with a pair of handcuffs just in the event that you're ready. You could say, I wanted to make a citizen's arrest and you, Chris Hansen.

Now, okay, I guess my big question would be, you're saying why isn't this the way the pedophiles get out of it? Because who who really wants to stop someone would go about it this way? Well, here's another ethical question. Not ethical, but because look, I'm not on the side of the pedophiles. But let me ask you this. I'm on the side of justice. And kids not getting fucked.

No. I'm interested in the law and at no point in that show, in that scenario, is a child involved. So what is the crime? Your intent, you can say, how can you not say, well, I knew we were role playing? And what can they say back because it was a grown woman on the other end? Well, that argument doesn't really hold up, though, because it's like, you know, people buy fake drugs from the police and they still go to jail for like possession.

Here's what you do. Ready? I got it. What you're doing is what you're doing is like a conspiracy. You're you're attempting to break the law. Right. If there was a child there, do you have any doubt in your mind that this man would have fucked it?

Right. Hold on. Wait, here's what you do. Yeah. You send in a child. It's like, you know what? Scope it out for you. You're like, I was a kid pretending to be an adult.

Right. I'm trying to get some child pussy. I'm a child. This is legal. And then if you see there's no Chris Hansen, we got walkie talkies. A best friend like an apprentice. Your apprentice. No.

This child that would want to grow up to be a pedophile. Yeah. He's got to learn the rules. Here's how you handle it. Anytime you go meet a child. Yeah. And underneath your, you wear a hoodie and underneath that you wear a t-shirt with Chris Hansen's face on it.

Okay. And when you show up and he's like, I'm Chris Hansen. And you're like, dude, I knew it. You take the hoodie off and you're like, I fucking love you. I've been sending you emails for weeks. I can bounce to the spam filter. I am a fucking Chris Hansen head. There's only one route to go, bro.

I didn't like to do it. I've got a Rose Bowl party and I want you to come. I think my boys were all, we hate pedophiles and we love you. We were all raped as kids and you're our fucking hero and you got to hang out with us. You can't say no in front of the cameras right now. You're coming to hang with us. Rose Bowl party 2017. Are you coming Chris?

That's good. I think, okay. So I guess for any pedophiles listening by mistake giving you some strategies. But that is not our conspiracy. We're not conspiring to do it. I'm against pedophiles. I'm very much against pedophiles. What I'm sort of also against though is the show.

Because I'm like, why aren't the police just doing this? The show is done voyeurism. It's presented as like journalism and that's not journalism. No, it's watching people's lives be destroyed. Which is fine. Their lives deserve to be destroyed. But I don't quite understand why it's like... Do they also sign like a relief?

They don't. I believe what I've been told and I don't know if this is a myth or not. What I've been told by cops or from someone when I asked about cops is, if someone is convicted, then there's no release. If they're found not guilty, you would need a release. Even if you're just like they bring charges. I mean they don't even need a conviction. Stopped for a DUI.

Plenty of jurisdictions will just publish your photo in the newspaper. Really? Yes. Mugshots are available online even if they don't have a conviction I don't think. Interesting. Right. That's fucking Robert Kraft. They had video of him getting sucked off by...

We didn't get to see that old man jacked up. I would have loved to see that. No, no, his lawyer's fault. It's not going to happen. No, somebody will leak it. It got tossed out. It got tossed out of like evidence. So he's probably going to walk.

I wanted to see what his cock looked like personally. I want to see his old dick. I want to see his old dick get sucked. That's just me though. I mean there are people with the money to scrub things off the internet. He's the kind of guy. If there's anyone that I think could prevent a sex tape from being leaked, I would say Robert Kraft.

If you have billions of dollars, it can happen. But I also wouldn't be surprised if someone somewhere leaked it. You know, there's someone in an evidence locker somewhere. Totally dude. Whatever happened to fucking the guys in the masks dude? Anonymous. Yeah. Where are they on this?

They're in jail. Dude, Julie and Assange went to jail. They're listening to this podcast. 95% first responders or hackers. Yeah, 5% hackers. Now if you're listening to this, if you're part of anonymous, show us Robert Kraft's cock. That's what I'm saying.

We'll show Stovet. No. Show Adam. Yeah, I forgot who Robert Kraft was. The owner of the Patriots. Yeah, I don't care about that story. I have a therapist. My therapist is just an enabler.

Oh nice. And I was like, I told him. That's good. I go, I go. That's the kind of therapy you want. Yeah, exactly. Just a guy that just gives in to whatever I say. So I go, you gotta do you bro.

You gotta do you. In all honesty, I go, I told him, I go, look, man. This is some Samoan guy. Bro, you gotta do you bro. You got 300 pounds. He's just standing in a squat rack. Bro, you gotta do you bro. So I told him, this was like a year ago.

I go, look, man, I'm done with like, I've been done with for a while rubbing tugs. Cause, cause like, I like them, it's a good outlet. Sure. Eat cheap and easy. But these women are sex trafficked. Cheap and easy is a race. Cheap and easy?

These women are. They're cheap and easy women. Yeah. I go, these, they're sex trafficked. That's not right. I don't want to do it anymore. And he goes, well, that's one way of looking at it. Yeah.

But he goes, but he goes, think about this. You're one of these women. You're dealing with just fat pieces of mean shit all day long. And a nice young guy like you comes in. You're a good guy. Doesn't start any trouble. You're the best part of their day. And I go, well, maybe I should be back in this.

That is a wild take by your therapist. Well, he also told me this cause I tell him, cause I get. The next guy comes in, he's like a raped prostitutes at gunpoint yesterday. And I want to kill myself. And he's like, that's one way of looking. But the thing is, these women deserve it. Remember how bad your mom was? Well, so, so like, I get, I get, I get it.

You just got to do you, bro. You got to live, bro. You got to do you. Life's for the living, bro. I'm just saying, bro. I, I, I, uh, so I, so I, so I, I get, I get very irritable. Like I get extraordinarily irritable. It's, it's part of bipolar type two, which is kind of a bullshit diagnosis,

but essentially. Is that the kind of bipolar named after the amount of inches of penis that has? No, me. No, me, me. They had to round up, but, uh, uh, no, it's, it's kind of a bullshit diagnosis. But basically what they tell you is you, you have, you have the depression part, but instead of the manic part, you get rage and irritability, which is kind of weird.

But anyway, so I'm telling my therapist how like I handle big things well. Like my good buddy died and it was like, I grieve properly. Like, you know, I handle that well. But like, if I see someone like litter or people talking during the movies, like I want to kill them. Like I literally think about fucking feel. I obsess about killing him. This is like a, this is like a very Tony soprano.

Yeah. Honestly, I got hot yesterday in John Wick three. There was no, do not nothing. No, no, no, no, no, the theater there was a row of fucking French behind us. He dies at the End. Shut up. He dies at the end. You didn't, it's not part of the movie there was a row of friends in the theater.

John Wick dies at the end. You're lying. You didn't have John Wick dies at the end of John Wick three. Stop. We're not talking about John Wick. He's killed by Ian McChain's character. Don't shut up. And so my guy goes, my guy goes, you know, I think that's healthy.

murder fantasies are away. Are you just talking to a guy playing dominoes? I don't know. He goes by having these murder fantasies. You're preventing yourself from ever committing a murder. And I'm like, have you ever heard of serial killers? Like there's a whole genre of people that fantasize about murdering until they murder. There would be no reason to have a separate charge for premeditated murder. Yes, even an ounce of truth. Yeah, so I love this guy. He's on board with whatever I

say. Just a real yes, man. I mean, you have to realize that guy's just ripping you off. No, because I feel you don't know you never went to shrink school. He's a professional. Yeah, he paid the money in student loans. Yep. He does. I mean, I think I would think the way you're thinking. Yeah, if I didn't leave feeling better, if your life I leave and I feel better, you shouldn't leave feeling better. You should go see somebody that's like, no, you fucked up. No, that's Catholic Nick. Yeah,

you should leave feeling better Catholic. I mean, no point of therapy is to like, right, like experience some kind of personal growth, right? And that doesn't happen without any like degree of introspection. But if you just if somebody tells you there's nothing wrong with your behavior or thinking, like continue doing exactly what you're doing, but on the other hand, a lot of people eat themselves up about shit that they shouldn't be beating themselves up. That's a good point. And the therapist

can say, listen, you think that this is weird and that you're fucked up. That doesn't sound like the case here. It doesn't sound like he's like, I feel bad about having too many chocolates. No, I do. I do. I did get mad at him because I said you minimize my binge eating problem. And you act like so he is doing too. I go you minimize that and he goes I'm sorry if you that is really a serious issue. Let's talk about that. So he's he's

alright. You I I think there's a middle ground between what Adam and Nick are saying. I think that's the ideal therapist and maybe my guy leans a little heavy towards Adam side of things. But I I like him. Yeah, to be honest, I just re I just watch all the melty scenes again instead of going to a therapist right. Yeah. And that seems to work. It's been working for sure. Yeah, you've shown a lot of growth. This is what the one thing that's infuriated me for years since I first was first

was given psychiatric drugs. The I find it to be one of the greatest rackets perpetrated upon us. Okay, a therapist and a psychiatrist. It's fucking ridiculous. You all need to go to the school to be able to subscribe or prescribe excuse me and this this two job shit is bullshit. It didn't used to be like that. It used to be like the psychiatrist was also a therapist. You spend an hour talking to them and they could also write prescriptions and that's gone. Now you get to see a

therapist for an hour and then you talk to somebody for 10 fucking minutes and they go here's fucking you need to be on this shit and that that's it. Dude, I didn't know that they were two different jobs and I went to a psychiatrist. I'm more mad that they have a line you have to pay for now at the airport. Yeah, in addition to the T is that there's now a company that has their own special line. Oh yeah, I saw that that you have to pay money for that doesn't that doesn't let you

get through security. It just lets you cut the line. It's basically a man saying they're being like give me 20 bucks to let you cut in front of me. Yeah, clear. That's all it is. What is that? I saw a sign for that. I couldn't figure out what it was. That's what it is. You pay to jump. It's a line cutting. But it's not good. Yeah. It's not worth it. No. I mean, but is it before? No, but I've seen people they just cut the line. They still have to go through fucking security.

They still have to go through security. It doesn't it doesn't and but you have to give up all of your personal information then first and then they put you through some like biometric scanner and it's like 100 200 bucks a year or some shit. Yeah and they have all your they know how big your dick is. They know you know everything your blood pressure and shit. Yeah. All that kind of bullshit. Your fingerprints. Well, I like I like how how we're all everyone's in an uproar about

Facebook's sort of selling our data and nobody was just like for 10 years. How is this how is the biggest company in the world making money? No, plenty of people. Yeah, but not like not in the general public. Plenty of people who are smart enough to be like, hey, you fucking idiots, they're selling everything you do. Well, Facebook outrage and like privacy concerns didn't really seem to be a thing that most people gave a shit about until like they thought it had

something to do with Donald Trump winning the election. Right. And then like everything else that they get mad at Donald Trump for an issue that's been persistent and like a pretty apparent part of like American life for a while is now like I can't believe this. Now I'm mad about you know, like fucking like jailing kids at the border or drone strikes or any number of things. Here's here's my here's my and you're right. That stuff has been going on all the time. I

also hate Donald Trump but but here's here's my issue with the privacy concerns. Like yeah, for instance, your your iPhone listening to you, right? Yeah, which they continue definitely does continue to deny despite the fact that 100% it does 100% it does. There's been test after test that shows it doesn't they continue to the NSA can also listen to you through your phone and here's my problem. I'm fine with that. I don't care because I at this point I operate as if

every electronic device my whole life online or an electric device is public. I operate that way because I don't trust any of them but don't fucking charge me for the phone. If you know what I mean? If you're gonna make money off listening to my phone and put and selling ads, then give me the phone for free and then and then sell ads off me. I don't give a shit but don't make me pay built into my plan with you thousand dollars which doesn't seem like

a thousand dollars because it's in your monthly plan but that's what it is still 40 bucks or or in exchange give me all the personal information and private conversations of the Chinese people that made the phone give me access to their lives and I can press them in kind that all my fingers so bad. Yeah, yeah, you get we each get we each get like five other people we get direct access to their Alexa and I get to speak through it directly to them. Yeah, make them think you're a

god. I gotta break it to you. I don't think the guys that made your phone have an Alexa. Yeah. They get one is that's what they're paid in. They're they're giving one Alexa and then 15 eggs. All they are annual salary is is three eggs and some green squash. All you hear is just them complaining about when they put the suicide prevention nets in. Yeah. I love that. They're just bouncing right back into the factory like a cartoon would. Yeah, it's so funny. Like Mickey

Mouse been like, oh, it works too hard today. And then he tries to kill himself and just bounces right back up. Assembly line. Oh, can't die today. Well, you think it would be you think got some guys just do it because it looks kind of fun? What? It would be fun. Honestly, to jump off a building and be safe. Like the game. It should be the end of the game. It's one of them that jumps at the end. What happens to the game? It turns out it's all just a game. It's a game. He thinks

he's jumping to his death. Yeah. And then at the end of the game, he's been manipulated by everyone that he knows into thinking of some conspiracy against him. Oh, right. You never trust anyone again. Yeah. And he kills his brother and jumps out the window and then fake. It's not real. He doesn't kill his brother. No, is it right? It's a fake gun. Yeah, everything's yeah. And the thing is they've been like the the sort of double twist. I don't know if it's a double

twist, but he has been told the whole time. This is that it's a game. This is a game. And then it becomes so real. He stops believing it's a game even though they told him this is going to be a game that becomes so real. You won't fall for that shit. I'm so weak minded, dude. I would I would kill myself in a different way. Stop things that we're recording right now. Wait, what? He thinks we've had a podcast for the last year and a half. And he's never

bothered to check. That's just a website with nothing on it. It keeps next like he keeps being like I got you on the check next month. Yeah. So I really hope I'm I'm I'm on a lot of money. He took out a mortgage. Yeah, I have a home that I've paid for you. We're just three dressed down therapists. That's right. Tell me I should get jerked off. I wish my therapist told me to get jerked off. I still didn't go back. No, you probably shouldn't actually do that.

That's not right, man. Yeah. Adam, would you care to do the opposing view? That it's good to go. Yeah. Well, it's there. It's really good. So wait a second. I already heard a very convincing argument going back. So I didn't know that. But now, well, I was like, yeah, I'll just be a gentleman. I'll dress nice. Yeah, we're a tuxedo. We're a tuxedo. You know, I'll say how was your day? Ask them about their shit. You know, I think I've got a lot of guys dicks today.

Yeah. How's that? How's everything? You know, I think about as a new genre or era of Mari where he brings on white people to do 23 and me and then the DNA results allow them because, uh, Maurice, we got the results and you are allowed to say the end word. And then they get up and dead. Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. You bitch. I'm gonna say, oh, motherfucking day, baby. Fuck y'all.

Dude, my dad, my dad did 23 and me and it was the most depressing shit ever. It was just 100% Irish. Yeah. Nothing. Nothing in him. Just Irish. Fucking straight Irish. Like not even like the Viking Irish. There was no Scandinavian. Nothing. Nothing cool. You're just all Irish. Yeah. And like two, two percent English. That's how Elders is with like this very specific region of Albania. Like he's a straight, my roommate, my best friend. Just completely

inbred. Just a villager from Albania that has moved to America. His like bloodline was unbroken for thousands of years. That's so fun. He lives with six other people and walks around the entire apartment naked. He does a lot. He rocks. He's amazing. Have you met him? No, I haven't, but I have a great Albanian friend named Plurot and similarly very confident Albanians, but also best friends with one. It feels like they're new to names. Plurot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. They don't they haven't quite nailed it down. Everyone's got names. Well, Elders. I've just been like, hey, hey, good buddy. Come on. Hey, come here, buddy. I couldn't go to Albania because this is interesting. I was reading like because I don't drink anymore and like they if you go into their home, they offer you a little. Yeah. They offer you a little shot of their like fortified wine or whatever it is. And if you decline it, it's like you're now in a

blood feud. Yeah. You know, like you're now you seriously like it's like a fucking it's like you just spit in their face and so I can't ever go there. Yeah. They don't even have they don't even have like running water in a lot of that shit. Yeah. Like Elders tell me yeah. I mean, maybe they do now, but when he was visiting his relatives, he would have to just go. It's like Borat's town. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Although I think there's like a horse pulling a

car. I think Albanians in the mountains have the weird like you can become like women can become men. Yeah. They have that in other countries too. Like India. Yeah. Tribes. There's tribes that there have like six genders. Yeah. It's pretty tight. Like if you're too much of a pussy to stick your dick in the gourd filled with bullet ants, you're not allowed to be a man anymore. You have to like bring water to the fucking grandmas. That's cool. My my barber is Albanian

and he's got just a long about letter height rectangular tattoo on his form that's clearly a cover up and I'm like oh that's Christian death squad. That's either anti-Semitic or a war crime. One of those two things like that's what it's one of those two things is under that tattoo. Yeah. You because there's very few things a guy like that would get covered up. Right. Look closely and you can faintly make out a venge sevenfold. Yeah. Yeah. He's

got like a I thought that a very good band for a while but you know I was younger. I was 36. I did not realize they were gay. I thought the bad country was cool song is good as shit. I thought bad country was really fucking cool music back then and I like go to club to meet the pussy but no I know it's not not such a cool band. It's not cool. Yep. I have you seen Flanagan's arms? No. Flanagan got some shitty tattoo covered up and he's just his whole forearm

is just like this shitty like big heart with an error. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah. Whatever the fuck that idiot got on his own. Cover ups are brutal dude when you know it's it's fucking a wigger spider man. Yeah. Like I guarantee you he has tattoos that are just like the shirts from Super K Mart. The graphics tease where it's like damn it's like a homies doll. In the middle of the yin and a Chevy logo. Yeah. I had the I have this tiger tattoo that I like and that's cool

though. It's Asia. It looks like a Yakuza. Yeah. I like it but then I was on the road and I got a panther head tattoo and it's like selectively shaded and I was like looking in the mirror for a while and I was just like ah fuck I accidentally got another tiger tattoo. If you have one tiger tattoo you can be like oh they look cool. You got to do it. If you have two like I gotta know stuff about tigers. Yeah. I gotta be interested. You know. Tiger saved your life. Yeah. I'm kind of

like a tiger dude. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. You could just get it shaded or whatever. I don't care. I know. I'm fine with my tattoo. I don't like people are always like aren't you gonna hate them when you get old and I'm like I hate myself already. Right. Yeah. Also everyone looks like shit when they're old. That argument has never made sense to me. It's like in fact they're probably kind of funny and cool to have tattoos. Oh old dudes tattoos look so amazing because the

skin grows over them and they're just like a blurry blue and it looks cool as shit. I feel like if I had tattoos I would regret them less than like the vast history of things I've said on the Internet. Oh yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Like you know. Yeah. I could care less tattoos man. The podcast. The podcast. All of the racist tweets. The racist videos. Sure. Sure. Sure. Um you know the racist stuff I did last week. Yep. Yeah. But that's all I want. It's like I'm starting to think I'm

waiting. I'm gonna buy the dip on wokeness. Oh interesting. You know and I'm waiting for it because it's gonna crash and it's gonna crash. Yeah. You were saying you were ready to get back on Twitter when you're gonna be woke again. Donald Glover is gonna have a meltdown. Yeah. Being woke will be counterculture. It will. It will be. And I'm gonna buy the dip. You're a come town fans are fucking on the ball man. It's you guys must have it rough. I was not expecting that

word. I tweeted. I tweeted this thing about this girl. Who uh gave me uh who I thought was flirting with me but gave me a laser fat uh removal brochure. Yeah. Laser fat. Laser fat removal brochure. Oh that's hilarious. Do you still have it? I tweeted it like I go I go this happened a couple weeks ago and some guy immediately goes no it didn't you told that story on come town three and a half months ago and go dude. Yeah I know but I hadn't tweeted it. I just said a

couple weeks ago to make it more recent like yes yes I said that story. Well that makes you a liar and a bad person. Well no I know and he got me he showed me real quick. That guy's that guy's definitely a much better person. He's probably cool and has a lot of good stories and understands and he's got a lot of friends. Yeah. Oh my god. That guy it's surprising he got online because hanging out with all his friends probably takes up so much time. Yeah. A young pussy

together. Now what is laser fat removal? Yeah. It's like I guarantee you it doesn't work at least at the level they're trying to pitch me. I bet if you were like yeah a Hollywood millionaire. Yeah. Or you know mega you know a hundred millionaire. Yeah. There's probably some form of it that's effective. Whatever they were trying to pitch me on Fifth Avenue in Park Slope I can imagine does not work. Okay. Eight laser pointers. I saw John Cena get himself frozen I

think and I want to try that. My sister does that. Yeah. My sister does that. She runs marathon. She loves it. Yeah. Oh yeah. She was telling me about that. But I was like when I go in and they're like say we know each other like 15 minutes you know 20 minutes and I was like I don't want to get into it. Can I do sixty five years and then you come out in the future. Nice. And you have all this knowledge that no one else knows because you're from a different time. Yeah. Because

people from the past are smarter. Exactly. Yeah. I can show up. I'd be like I've never seen an iPhone as demonstrated. They're like wait do you think you're from the future. Yeah. I'm from a different time. Which makes me why. Yeah. It's clearly demonstrated in in Cino. You want to know who who won the 2016 World Series. Just trying to make bets like it back to the future. They're like no you have this backwards man. I've got this sports on my neck that's gonna never be stopped.

There's gonna be a guy called Donald Trump and we gotta stop him. Yeah. Like no you're from that time. Yeah. And you decided to freeze yourself. Yeah. And come here. I think you only freeze. I don't think you freeze your head. Yeah. You freeze like the your body and it's all like so I can have an old man's face but with the body of it ripped of a sloppy 30 year old like you'd have to get ripped first. I know. Yeah. Like that guy you saw jacking off on chat really at that one

time or a chatter bit. What Nick said you saw an old man but he was like just had a 12 pack and he was jacking off alone to zero viewers. No I did see an old man was beating off to nobody just going at it. There's like nobody is like damn BRB is like then he just goes. I thought you said he was jack too. I thought you're conflating that with the advertisement that's like that old grandpa like this grandpa gotten shaped. Oh yeah. I remember. I had a guy I had an

old guy in a sauna at Harbor Fitness in Brooklyn. He was probably about seventy six. He started jerking off. It was just me and him. But he's too old. He was too old to like beat up and I didn't see him as a threat. Yeah. Like I didn't want to report him. So I just go. Hey man. Yeah. You got to stop that. There's a period where Lois was complaining that people like either like not outright propositioning him or gay sex happening around the Mediquinox which is so funny

for that to be happening to Lewis. Well I go it was very funny because this guy because I didn't really understand what gaslight meant. Yeah. Until this guy gaslight this guy goes I go you got to stop that he goes stop what and just keep jerking off while jerking off jerking off and I was just like man respect and I was like well I'm not leaving this sauna and you know what you're doing and he just jacked off. You actually he totally won dude. He alpha

yet clearly because I'm not going to beat up an old guy but I'm also not going to let him make me leave the sauna. I'm enjoying this like I did. I did my part which was tell him to stop jacking off and he beat me. Now he's old as shit. Now see if you were a woman that would have happened the same exact way but you'd be an actress now. You'd be a famous actor. That's right. So the next time they want to say they got it bad. That's right. Remember that Brendan isn't

isn't Scarlett Johansson. This has done nothing for me. Yeah. You know that that old man with it. He's not he's not in Mona Lisa's smile. That's right. Mona Lisa's smile. Did he have a nice dick? No. No. No. A real shabby piece. A real fucking cobwebby. It's good he can still get it hard though. Yeah. I mean it was it was I barely qualified as hard. It was did he come? Yeah. How funny would it be if that guy died when you started clearly started having a heart attack

while beating off and then you're put in the position where you have to help him. Yeah. But he's still refusing to beat and stop beating. And I'm doing CPR and he's getting harder. Yeah. You have to save me. And then your DNA is on him and it's like and then the door to the door of the sauna swings open and it's like hi I'm John Kenyon yes. What an amazing thing. He's just sweating profusely through his pantsuit. I'm John Kenyon yes.

That would be a great scenario man. Yeah. I think I think if it if John Kenyon as came in I do think he would say you did the right thing. That was the move. We said no beating up but a firm talking to is the right answer. And then CPR which is even the better. And then that guy with Down syndrome is behind him. He's like really good job. But don't call it McDonald's. We're real proud of you. Me and the other guys were sitting in the control room watching the

monitors and we were all saying that that man is he's got real character. Well I didn't know this. Jim's in New York historically sort of sauna specifically historically kind of a gay hookup spot and I didn't I had no idea. Oh wow. I just like a steam I like a like a sweat. I like a good sweat going. Yeah. Clean your pores you know. Of course. I love I love a steam. Nice. I would like if you could have one luxurious thing in your home would you what would

you pick sauna. Would you pick pizza oven. Would you pick a basketball court. This is what I would pick. How about what wouldn't you do. And a guy comes into a restaurant and he goes up to someone's table and he's holding a gun to a man with Down syndrome's head. And he's like either you suck my dick or I blow his brains out right now. And then the guys like the woman's crying. She doesn't know what to do and eventually she gets on her knees and starts blowing the guy. And then it's

like hi I'm John Kenyon yes. Oh you'd let her blow it. Wait who are you. I'm John Kenyon yes. Oh but I mean who is who is this for. Is it like an observer. It's what wouldn't you do. What wouldn't you do. But to save the retarded kid. Okay so you're an observer at a different table. No the woman is the one that's the mark. Oh okay the woman's the mark. And they're like we were just going to see if you would do it. And we were trying to find your limit. It seems like what you're saying is

televising rape. That's still what would you do scenarios. It's still what would you do. It's not what yeah that's still what would you do. That's a better show if the guy suck his dick. To save my life. That's a better show if the guy comes in and goes I'm not John Kenyon. I'm just I would also like my dick sucked. I'm just that guy's friend. Yeah that's interesting Nick I think ultimately kind of hard to get greenlit but it's a good idea. Yeah I think so yeah I

mean we gotta start taking meetings and stuff in Hollywood. Yeah that's a good thing to pitch something pitch that and then see what it leads to. The the blackface John Wick. That's true. We came up with a couple good ones. I got I got fired from a writing gig one time. I was writing for reality TV and this guy who was I I can't really say but his IQ definitely was in the range of being considered mentally disabled. Okay around there hovering

around and he's your boss. No he is a guy. He is a guy appearing on the show. He is a guy who they are pitching to do a show called Zombie Hunter right because this was when Bigfoot Hunter was big. So this guy is gonna hunt zombies which I should mention to your listeners don't exist. Yeah there are none. It sounds like you would want a man that was mentally disabled. Well right but so I got fired. Welcome to Santa Hunter because I literally told

this guy because like you know they're doing they're doing fucking 50 of these at a time. They're running through development. Yeah and this guy is so psyched and he's talking to me on the phone because I'm gonna write it right and he goes I'm quitting my job at the gas station. This is gonna be big and I go look man you don't quit your job. Yeah I go a lot of times these things don't happen like just hold off keep your job right like just wait yeah

and a fucking reality TV son of a bitch executive comes into my office. Well Michael drank all the gasoline and goes and goes did somebody tell the fucking zombie hunter not to quit his job because now he's worried it's not gonna happen. Who the fuck told him to keep his job. I go you evil piece of shit and they fired me for that for telling a retarded guy just to be clear he still works at that gas. Yeah just to be clear I saved his job. There's no

zombie hunter on TV. Yeah and those evil people are like this guy can't take a meeting because he's working at the Sonaco you know to fire the guy who told him not to quit his job and ruin his life to hunt zombies. Damn dude what if you fucked up your life too. What if that was gonna be the way you hunt zombies is by shooting them in the head. Right. I mean who is this guy been hunting. Here's what is this is what it was the only way the look the only way you get a

show about being a zombie hunter is if you're an expert on hunting zombies right and if zombies aren't real then that means that they're like we're all on equal footing assuming we haven't murdered anybody. Right. So this guy is must have killed people. No his deal was much like the big foot hunter guys. He was essentially a doomsday prepper but weapon oriented. So they were gonna they were gonna thankfully the law they were gonna like utilize that like here's a

mentally disabled man with a basement full of like crossbows and fucking ninja stars and shit like and we'll just have him walk around the woods for a while you know and get blurry footage of like a guy. That's incredible. Shoot someone in the crew. Yeah. So they wanted to make a documentary about Timothy McVeigh leading up to the Oklahoma City bombing. Right. And probably you know what I mean there is shitty enough to just watch that happen to be like let him let this

roll. Of course. Let's see what this great TV. Yeah they're like he he seems to be expecting a rather large zombie invasion. He's making a seventy pound seventy five pound fertilizer bomb. I think this is great preparation. He's now taking it away in a van. Well I'm off to hunt zombies at the synagogue. It's like do you ever wonder why so much money goes to that zombie country. We have a thirty eight billion dollar

budget set aside for the zombie country's defense that they don't even need. And it's like these zombies run the media. They're so annoying and they're always sick. They are. Yeah they are annoying. Disgusting. That's awesome. That guy has fucking weapons just in some basement in Queens somewhere. Yeah. No he was like a southern guy. He was a southern guy and it was like man it was it was a low job. I was like I was glad to be out of there because it

was like because you realize real quickly and I knew going in but you I didn't know to the the degree to which those low budget. Oh yeah. Reality shows are so fake. Yeah it's just totally scripted a hundred percent scripted. It's just scripted with bad actors. You could never do it but it would be fun to do like a sitcom about like just a regular like Muslim American guy you know like this whatever the new calpen show they got or anyone you know like the woke

comedies or whatever. Right. Where it's just you know like him going on dates or like you know being in his job or whatever but then throughout the series he slowly radicalized and eventually commits a terrorist attack. Yeah. And you just sell it as like and you just fucking make sure a lot of people are watching right and then the first four episodes are basically master of none. Yeah. Yeah. He's on a date and the girl has a microaggression against

the network can't make a difficult decision. Yeah. Where you're like either you let him spicy food. You either let him blow himself up at the Boston Marathon or we're not doing the show. Slowly there's like hijinks happening at flight training school. Just to see if they would let you do that. He's price comparing. No. Probably not. I'm going to say again. I'm going to go ahead. Great idea. No. I'm saying I'm saying like if the Big Bang Theory went down a

path to go where the where Sheldon is turning into a racist you know Nazi. Yeah. And then he goes to Charlottesville and drives a car through the crowd. If fucking like they demanded that that's what happened on the show. The audience is huge. There's no way. Yeah. There's no way they're going to be like well we have to cancel Big Bang Theory. They're like let's just deal with the backlash. Let him do it. Who is making this demand. Sheldon

himself. The actor or the the fan. Be as the new show runner. Who's authority is never to be choked. Laurie's like Nick you're my fucking heir apparent. Yeah. Big Bang Theory. And everyone's like I don't know about this but the kid from Roseanne is like no this is this is good. This is good. I like this. It's broad comedy. Oh yeah. I was broad comedy. I would love to just I would love to be like Chandler and just be addicted to pills. Is he addicted to pills. No I

mean Matthew. He was a coke a lot. Matthew Perry was just gone. He was like fat and and coke. And the entire time that show was on but just you know to be making millions of dollars in episode you hate yourself. You thought you know you're going to have all these projects and be a different kind of actor and then your big break is still your big break and you'll be remembered forever but you just want to take those fucking pills and go home. Just turn it all off.

But you know what's frustrating is like it doesn't have to be that. You could just be like you know what fuck this. I'm going to do it. It's really easy. Yeah. I'm phoning it in. Oh I'm saying I want it to be that. Oh you would you would wallow in that. You would enjoy that. I would. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well yeah just take some pills man. Yeah. You can do that without being on friends. To be a pill addict. Yeah. Like you know you don't need this sitcom. Yeah. Yeah. They're

not that expensive. There's no I mean like obviously you take a look back at friends and Matthew Perry is the most honorable. He is the most honorable one. If any of you could still act and be on pills. If any of them were close to being samurai it would be him. You would say Chandler. Yeah. He was a Ronan. I would say I would say Joey. Yeah. Why. Just he never said anything bad about. Remember calling people gay. Why. Why. He was a gay. Why. And then a

gay. Why. Gay. Why. Yeah. Why are you gay. Why. I don't remember. No. I don't remember. Why. Yeah. It is a thing. I remember gay. Why. What is it. It's just like a bundled up piece of gay. It's you. What do you mean. A what. But a ward. A ward of what. It doesn't make any sense to me. You're a gay. Why. What a crumpled up piece of gay. Is that what it is. I guess maybe come. No it's your song. That's going into a man. So you're like that's a you're a

gay. You're a gay. Why. Yeah. You've you've the actual nut. It's the bus. I mean I don't think so until you made me think about it but not if I had to put a definition on it. I think it's more of a poetic. Yeah. I think it's I like but pirate. That was good. Of course. That's it. You seemed like very swashbuckling. No but see that had a problem with that is that makes me think of Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. Me too. It also had those movies.

Jerry Bruckheimer. You know what makes me think of it. Those Pirates of the Caribbean. But Pirate has a has a rape connotation to it though I feel like because Pirates just take what they want. I thought it was more of like a just having fun kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. They seem like fun chaps. No pirate. The pirate life was much less fun than you'd think. Yeah. But that's not how it's been sold to us. But yeah. The idea of like frilly blouses and having sex

with each other and getting diamonds and stuff. Yeah. You keep birds. I would love to be a space pirate. That would be tight. I got a spaceship and eyepatch. Yeah. That'd be pretty good. Yeah. Your spaceship's always like almost falling apart. Yeah. You're working on it. Yeah. We need 80 more melanin crystals. Melanin crystals. You get the hyperdrive working. Oh slavery is returned. And a melanin one melanin crystal is what you call a black person. Well

but you cook them down. I saw to fuel the hyperdrive. We got we're fifty past sex away from the next melanin repository. This sounds basically Star Wars. It is Star Wars. Okay. I will admit there's a bit of plagiarism happening. Yeah. So Star Wars braces. This is a new one for us. The redo was pretty good. It was very similar. There was just a slight change. No I liked it. There was a melanin aspect that I did not see coming. Here's the thing

although I don't agree with its politics in terms of making big money. Yeah. What so most people like Star Wars now that it's very you know a lot of there's women involved. There's different ethnicity involved. But you're now angry nerds. You're right. No women were previously involved in Star Wars. I mean everyone's mad about Ray being a main character. It's woke. Star Wars is woke. Nick is suggesting something for the other

side of the aisle. And that's what Star Wars is about is about balance. That's a force. Good evil. You're doing the Sith version. Yeah. Dark versus the light now. In a way Darth Vader becomes even more of a good guy than Luke because he overcame the darkness to return to the light. Oh. So if you have a racist character that's unapologetically racist and then presumably in some future movie he's going to be like oh I was wrong. But we

don't even have to make that. The dark side is. Yeah. No let me know. We can just be assumed. We can just you can assume that but then we get to see this guy just being racist as hell. We're not not a care in the world. This is the big bad racist guy in the galaxy and we all love him for it. Okay. Arguably. Jar Jar Binks more racist than everything you just described. That is true. Yeah. Because he was they they lazy Jamaica. Yeah. Right. They so like

everything you describe our team compared to what they already did. Yeah. Which was make a make a black alien that was big ass lips. Like an idiot. Maybe you're the racist one because he's actually a member of the parliament or the what the Senate or whatever that was. Yeah. So he overcame being a retarded Jamaican person. He was incredibly lazy and always messing up to becoming a member of parliament. He spoke like. Yeah. He's sort of the AOC

of their. What. What do they give to that. What are the what does that. Blade Runner get in prison. You know. Does what kind of legs do they give him. Oh. Oh. You mean. I don't know what made me think of him. But yeah. What is it. What does he get in prison. Like just like. Does he get cool. Does he get prosthetics at all. Or maybe his legs. Yeah. I guess because if you have a double. I don't think you can really walk well with double prosthetics. I don't know. He might just be

in a wheelchair. They took his scoops away from him. Yeah. I think so. I mean they should certainly didn't give him those like one hundred thousand dollar blades back. Why is there is. Yeah. There is. Yeah. But you can you you forfeit a lot of stuff when you kill your wife. It'd be funny to be the guy that's bullying him in prison and you're just walking around with those tape to the bottom of your regular feet. And he sends a mobile like. I mean I got some new kicks.

Well I was like how like. He's on the floor. You know how like. If we're going to fight with a girl. Physical fight. Halfway through you realize like oh. Oh I've lost control. The therapist was wrong. Yeah. Those fantasies. Oh. I got to. I got. I got to call my most trusted friend with a car. I got to find a way to pin this on Anthony. No. Yeah. You have to fight with a girl and like halfway through you realize like oh we're this fight is about something

different. Yeah. We're not fighting. And like I love that that's what happened to OJ. Like he he like was on trial for stealing his own sports memorabilia. And then the judge was like that'll be 30 years in jail. And he was like oh this this is about that other thing. They're getting me on this. Yeah. This was not about a jersey. This is a reversal. I've always said he should use the defense that he accidentally killed her. It was manslaughter

not murder because he was just as clumsy as his character in the naked guns. Oh that's pretty good. What I think is fascinating is so he golfs right. Of course he golfs. I've already golfed on public courses and you know if you go to a public golf course as a single they if it's busy they pair you they put you they group you because foursome's move the course along Fazer. So if you're just like three bros go not to golf and they're like hold on a second. We've got a

fourth joining you. You're like oh fuck that's OJ. And then you have to just play the round the golf. Best round of golf ever. Do you think I would love to be so charismatic. Yeah. Would you broach the subject of killing his wife. You would casually keep talking about the statue of limitation. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Friends. You'd be like dude I robbed the bank in nineteen ninety three and I fucking brag about it all because it's too late. It's

already they already lost out. Anyways do you have any stories like that. Since we're all telling stories here. Stories that are over 15 years old. Yeah. He's like I don't but if I did do it. Yeah but if I did here's the story I had. I would also just want to hear his regular life story. He's an interesting guy ran for over 2000 yards. Yep. And I felt legend. That's crazy. We're going back. You know what you watch that documentary. His dad was gay and everyone made fun

of him. That's true. Yeah. So that's probably pretty interesting. What was uh was uh did they go away. Gay people. They killed. It's interesting. I never thought about it. The real criminal is Marcus Allen who fucked his friend's wife. That's you don't do that. That is pretty the blood is on your hands Marcus. If you're listening which I'm sure you are. Yeah. Yeah. Marcus Allen loves us dude. Yeah. Um that is pretty rude of him to fuck his

friend's wife. I gotta be honest. Yeah. But do you think OJ was a good friend. No. He's probably sociopath. Right. Yeah. Yeah. He was uh he thought of himself as the alpha dog like he can fuck with everyone. It probably was funny to fuck OJ's. They probably weren't really friends. Well it probably was funny like and then yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck man. I was just having a laugh. I didn't know you were going to kill her. I didn't know you were going to kill her

and the guy that guy wasn't even her boyfriend. You're just going to go really. No that dude was just her friend. He never got pussy. No. He was just a no no no. No. I think he had a bad friend. He was gay. Was he gay. That's what I think. Yeah. I think he was just like running it up by saying like oh yeah. Yeah. He was fucking that one. Our son killed. And now they're together in heaven. Fucking that pussy. Our son's probably fucking her in heaven right now. Yeah.

So this is the New York Times story just came out. It's about like the immigrants that have to like buy medallions. Oh. Taxi medallions. Taxi medallions. Do you know how the medallion system works? Yeah. It's like $40,000. It's like it's basically like stock trading. I mean they the value goes up and down. They're worth. They're worth incredible amount of money. This dumb ass Egyptian guy that lives in like a shanty in presumably this neighborhood. Queens.

Yeah. I've spent 800. Oh you know where he lives? Adam? In this article that just came out that you haven't even seen. It looks like Queens in that picture. And it doesn't look like Queens to me. It seems like a The picture that Adam has identified with as Queens is literally just the garage door is all you can see. You don't see a lot of garages in Brooklyn. It's a Queens thing. You know what I gotta say. There's no identifying

information in that picture whatsoever. We'll say that. We'll say that. We'll close up of the man's face. They stand outside of their garage and say it's a Queens. Oh that guy that's Midwood. That's Midwood for sure. He lives in a neighborhood but probably this one. Oh no. It's Queens. I know for sure. Queens. I'm taking the opposite position. I'm gonna say Queens. Not this neighborhood. You smell like pee by the way. Let's find out. That might be me. I pissed.

I didn't shake my dick. Adam went to Queens to drink pee before he came to the show. Why would I do that? That's so out of my way because you got the guy because you love the way it looks. Yeah. Yeah. You love going to Queens and remarking on the way it looks and how much you. Oh I know this neighborhood. I come here to drink pee all the time. Are you upset that I said that that garage was in Queens because it's not because it was called. Let's find out where it is. This is

interesting. I'm skinny. How do you make you feel? This would be cool if I don't. I would be. I'm having fun. I'm having fun either way. Where do you park your car? I have a garage. Oh yeah. Under his under his garage. I do. Wow. It's a Queens there's a garage literally a block over. That's nice. A garage that looks exactly like this. Yeah. There's garages throughout Queens, Staten Island. It would be hilarious if this was next door to Adam's apartment. That would be awesome.

I need to know where it is. I'm pretty in touch with the the culture. Oh yeah. I'm sure you're very accepted in your neighborhood. Well, the one thing going for Adam is that a lot of taxi drivers do live in Queens. Yeah. I'm basing that on the night of the HBO. This sounds like I'm going to say this and it seems like something that probably people already knew but the former chairman of the National Credit Union administration's name is Dennis Dollar. No. Wow. That

rattles. And look at that bitch face. Yeah. But what was Nick the original point of the article? No. We have to know. That's not how things go here. Just laughing at this dumb immigrant for spending $890,000 on a taxi. That's so sad. Oh no. But don't they, isn't that what they're around, what they're trading at? I mean, guys make money off those. I thought they were like $40,000. No, no, no. There are more than that. The point is that you're never going to make

a million dollars driving a cab. So, it's like, it's just I mean, I don't have any other option. But it's like a house. It's like, yes, you won't make a million dollars driving the cab but when you retire, you can also sell that medallion. Right. So, you're so you make whatever money you're making. Sure. You're make payments on the medallion but then also you can sell whatever portion of that medallion you've made payments on. So, it's like how it's like

an investment. Interesting. But it's like if the like, you know, I mean, what are the terms of the loan? Is it a 200 year loan? Right. You're taking that $890,000 loan if it's a 30 year loan. I mean, your payments are going to be through the roof. Right. Especially for a cab driver. So, like you would just, I mean, it's not it's not especially in an industry that's failing. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. A lot of guys invested. There were guys that owned like 10

medallions. Yeah. As as as an investment and and rented them out and then Uber came out and it fucking the bubble burst on those things and they went to from like 1.4 million to this 8 8 890,000. Damn, probably. Yeah. I mean, they were they were expensive. Yeah, they were a lot of money because it was because the city there's too many fucking cabs. So, they have to make a system where you can't they have to limit. That's why the tolls are so expensive because they

can't have enough fucking. Right. They don't want cars in the city. There's too many. That's why the all the tunnels are $13, you know, because they're like, stay the fuck out of here. Damn, dude. That's I mean, Uber must be fucking up traffic then. Truly and people get raped and shit, which is pretty fucked up in Uber and it's a horrible job. Oh, yeah. They don't make shit. It's a fucked up. Something's going to happen. Helps them lease the

cars and then they're just basically indentured servants where they have to like pay for their like share croppers like pay Uber for the car. Have you ever given anyone anything other than a five star rating? I honestly never. I don't think I've ever I gave a guy one star rating one time, but I had already yelled at him called him a faggot prior to getting out of the car. So it's like I saw Nick was that when you put your foot on the I did not put

my foot on the thing. So these fucking assholes don't put your feet on my seats. And I'm like, I don't my legs are just crossed. I'm not putting my feet on your fucking seats. And I had one guy do it. And then you know, he's like, he's like, you put your feet on the seat. I'm like, no, no, you weren't there for this was a different time. And he's like, you put your feet on the seat. I'm like, no, he's like, yeah, we'll see about that. And I was like, see about what you

fucking faggot. And I took my phone out and started recording him. And I was like, look, look at the fucking seat. There's nothing on it. It's like shoving the camera. You just had gotten in. No, I was getting out. I was on the way out. And this bitch is sitting there like passively aggressively like, like thinking I have my feet and I just don't. Yeah, I mean, it's you just fucking turn around and look. Yeah, you know, it's like look like look before that guy. Okay, so I got a I

got an Uber and he got paid for that ride. I got an Uber. He's also got a one star for being a fucking asshole. I got Uber and literal little rock and the guy the whole trip just won't stop talking about it's trips like these that cost me money. I need the Uber X's. That's what I need. They're the Uber blacks. I need the Uber blacks. This kind of shit. This cost me money. I go, well, you didn't have to pick me up. Yeah. Yeah. What are you talking about? I want to listen to this the

whole time. Like don't pick me up, man. Yeah, you are there. Is there a glut of Uber Uber blacks being called on a Tuesday in Little Rock, Arkansas? Who was a mayor going out to lunch? You fucking asshole. He's got the whole time every every mile. It's caught because with the car, the payment I'm making on the car plus the gas, I'm losing money taking you to your hotel. Well, fuck you. Don't take me that. Yeah. Well, it's because if they decline rides, then

like they're less likely to get right in the future, but it's like you're complaining to the wrong guy. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to tip you well. I always like if they're if they're nice, like because I understand it's the the whole gig economy thing sucks. And it's like, yes, I get it. They chose to do it. But still, I don't I don't tip on ubers and lifts. No, because it's new. Yeah. And like I tip in cabs, but I mean, I don't know. I mean, I guess it's you don't tip this

point. Well, no, because it's new and I feel like if enough people don't, I mean, the way it should work is nobody fucking tips and then ubers forced to pay these people like the compensate them fairly. How do they not going to come? How do they claim to report losses to they say like, oh, our company loses like hundreds of millions of dollars a year? Who uber? They do. They do. That's what they say. Yeah, they do because they don't because it's not for what? What do they do? They

just have an app. No, no, no driving the cars. Well, I mean, obviously, it's people that work at the fucking company. They're like, okay, offices. They're losing hundreds of millions of dollars off. They probably have an advertisement. Advertisement. Recruitment. Yeah, training. I think it's fake. They're saying they're losing money so they don't have to pay fucking tax. Well, the way a lot of those companies get away with not paying taxes is they give away a lot of

shares and then count those as like costs. Yeah. So I mean, that's what like Amazon and Delta does. Right. But did you see that Delta sign that was like buy a ps4 instead of joining the union? That is smart. Or instead of having health insurance. What was it? Union. It was union. Yeah. Uber's IPO was one of the most unsuccessful one of the shittiest things. It was one of the most unsuccessful first day offerings of all time. Really? Percentage wise. Percentage wise.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Good. I hope they fucking fail. And a lot of people made a lot of people made a lot of money. A lot of people made a lot of money shorting them because people kind of knew like hedge fund guys knew like this is going to tank immediately because the shitty it's a shitty company. What's the bet? The bet is that eventually they'll have robot cars and not have to pay the people at all. That's what they think. Yeah. That's what they think. That's their

bet. But that's dude. That's so far away. The idea that that's close is is far fetched because they haven't even figured out because it's not just the technology is close but there's a whole fucking spider web of things to get through in terms of okay what happens if someone dies. Yeah. Who's liable if if there's a crash all this there's so much so many red flags to get through before that at least I would and I'm obviously a dumb comedian but I would say 20 years 20 years before

self-driving cars are on the road as as a normal thing. He's so sick. You get drunk as hell. Just go home. Well, what's the difference between that with the driver? No, I'm saying like if you have your own self drive. Oh yeah. You can get in your own damn car and go home. Well, I used to get mad. You jack off in the car. You jack off. You get your dick sucked. Get your dick sucked. The bro the car could suck it. How is that different from now though? Well, you have to drive

and get your dick sucked and that could be distracting. Yeah, but you can do all that if a robot not really you can drive get your dick sucked. How am I supposed to drive nice like a guy's dick at the same time. There he is. It's dangerous. Yeah. Adam Gibbs Roadhead while driving. I always take the wheel please. I'll work the pedals. Well, it's a very short man standing up on the seat. Oh, that's cool. I always get mad. Maybe he's on his knees. I always get mad when

people are like, man, I thought there'd be flying cars by now and it's like, oh, you mean like a sort of a five seat vehicle that can fly in the air? Yeah. They're called helicopters. Right. You just wanted easier, less expensive flying cars. If it fucks me up that just video chatting is just real. Like that's something that straight up was in movies. That's just like it's like we're we've got half the future. I mean, the other half sucks dick. Well, and there's

stuff we don't even know about. Yeah, dude, you know, Terry's got the military has next level shit. They're probably maybe spent like all this fucking money on that rail gun and then they got it to like work and they're like, yeah, we're never going to use this. Also, don't we just not know what they act their actual budget? They probably are just doing shit that's wild, dude. Well, you know, it's really wild is like I was I was looking into this because I was it

frustrated me that it frustrated me that billionaires were donating to rebuild Notre Dame. Yeah, because I understand the Catholic Church doesn't own Notre Dame. It's owned by the French government, but the Catholic Church uses it and their their contract is that they're allowed to use it in perpetuity forever for free. So essentially they own it you know and so the idea that these billionaires would donate to something that the Catholic Church essentially

owns was crazy to me and I was like trying to get a handle on what is the actual wealth of the Catholic Church and it's so vast that literally they don't know. They have no way of knowing. There's no way to value. Yeah, you can't eat real. Yeah, exactly. And so and so they they also spread out all the wealth. They're not centralized. So the so the individual diocese own their own real estate and that way that way they kind of protect themselves at an

international tax level and they also protect themselves from kids who got fuck suing them because like you know the buffalo diocese could go bankrupt but the Vatican could never go bankrupt and then on top of that there's no child's asshole is worth the entire Catholic Church. I mean it's wrong that they're molesting the kids but I don't think you should get a settlement of eight hundred trillion dollars but what's fast? Yeah, what if it's a really juicy little

asshole? I mean what's the most what's the best child and that's the day Jesus Christ walks again on this earth. But it's like it's wild. They don't even know because you can't value like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel like you can't they have they just have vaults full of like Sumatran gold coins. It's like how much is that worth? I don't fucking know like they're just so they report their wealth is like thirty six billion dollars but there's people who estimate it

at like a trillion dollars. We were talking about like uh should we steal those coins? The military and their budget or whatever and I was thinking the other day about like you know Oppenheimer like quoted the Bhagavad Gita when they dropped the atomic bomb. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like uh but I was just like I mean it's such a deliberate thing to say I am become death destroyer of worlds that you know leading up to the dropping of the atomic bomb Oppenheimer's like in the

shower like I'm gonna say that. Yeah. Instead of trying to stop it. He's like he's like oh that's gonna be such a six. People are gonna love this. People are gonna love this. They're in the room and they watch the bomb drop and like people are reacting. He's like I'm become death destroyer then somebody else talks and he waits till they finish. He goes I'm become death destroyer of worlds. That's great. Oh what's that? Oh it's a thing. It's from the

Bhagavad Gita. It's like a thing. So I just thought of it's a thing that this reminds me of you know just did anyone write it down because I think it's important that people know. I just you know. Yeah. I mean I don't you know sometimes it's cool stuff. It's not like you have to tell the press about it. Yeah. I mean I would. I would. Why it's so funny to me is because it's like this juxtaposition of like one of humanity at large is lowest moments. Yeah. One of the

worst things people have ever done to each other. Maybe the worst thing. Paired with a very like quotidian type of human like patheticness. Uh-huh. That's something that everybody does. Wanting to be cool. Something that everybody does every single day and they're paired in that moment. Yeah. Almost like splitting an atom. Wow. If you think about it. Yeah. And I think to myself I am become death destroyer. Yeah. I like that Neil Armstrong

fucked his moment up. Yeah. Yeah. And no one and no one bothers to pay attention to it. He said one small step for man one giant leap for mankind. Yeah. Man. If you say man without saying a man. Yeah. You mean mankind. He did say that. They misheard him. Oh they misheard him. He said. That's what I remember. Small step for a man. It should that the quote should have been one small step for a man. Yeah. One giant leap for mankind. But if you say one small step for man

that's the same as saying one small step for mankind. Man and mankind. Those all just falling out of the land. He's like I'm become death destroyer. Do mine. Do mine. Damn. Where's the pussy. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Where's all these. Where the moon pussy at. That's what I'm saying. If I'm the first time I remember when Buzz Aldrin punched that for guy for saving the moon. That old man. Yeah. That guy in the face. That rock. That was sick. Yeah. Respect the buzz. He had a

punch on him for an old man. Yeah dude. It was cool to see an old man. He could probably still fuck you up. He punched another old man. Right. I think it was a younger guy. Younger guy. Yeah. I don't remember it. A fake moon guy though. That's not a guy that you could probably fuck those guys. Yeah. Those guys are nerds. Buzz Aldrin wasn't you have to be like in the army and a scientist to be an astronaut. Especially in the early astronauts. Yeah. But

now they kind of combine both. Usually they have like a Navy test pilot becomes the pilot and then they're highly trained scientists. Yeah. You've seen Prometheus. You know how it works. But the funny thing about space exploration is how quickly they realize like oh we can get to the moon but everything else is so fucking far away. Yeah. Like and there's nothing all that all that's on the moon is dust and rocks. Yeah. So like we pretty much can pack it in till

someone figures out how to get to Mars which is also dust and rocks. Yeah. We're pretty much fucked because like is there any cool shit. No. The moon the moon is so much closer to us than anything else by orders of magnitude. Like to get to Mars. You get to the moon in two days. I'm excited for the Chinese to continually try and land people on the sun and just just kill hundreds of their astronauts. Okay. Try again. Okay. Next time aren't they talking about sending motherfuckers

to Mars and you just die there. Yeah. Yeah. That shit would suck. That's why we need the Russians. The Russians love doing shit like that. Oh dude Leica the dog that fucking dog. First of all they picked that dog because of one of the researchers saw it on the street just sitting very still and he said well that seems like a good dog to send to space. It doesn't move very much. To be fair we send the chimp which is is a much more intelligent animal and like it's a

relative of ours. It's a relative of ours and a much more cruel act than sending a dog in space. For sure. Dogs may be sweeter. Yeah. But if you really dig deep into it. Sure. Americans are worse. And Leica had no windows. No windows just send them out into space. Do you know here's a thing. The chimp didn't have any bananas. Yeah it's rough. This was I stumbled upon this information that I thought was interesting. Bubbles. Michael Jackson. Yeah. Yeah. Still alive.

Really. In an animal sanctuary in Florida. He's doing okay. Yeah. The rare case of being outlived by your own bait. Yeah. Yeah. Also what a step down. The one chimp that like had to go to a shittier place. Well all all the other chimps like Nebuland Ranch was probably way bigger than an animal sanctuary. Well and he traveled with him too. So like and these other chimps definitely don't believe him. Yeah. He's like bro I wore velour track suits. Like I had tea with the

prime minister of Japan. I was thinking too is like chimps. Well you know Evan Williams used to do that joke about the the chimp Kwan or whatever Kwanza. He's have some bit about like some like a like that similar to that where it's like a chimp that was like that got like was in movies and then had to go back to the zoo and then I mean I don't even know if Evan does this anymore. I know I think about it is kind of racist but yeah the chimps are like because you know

the chimps name is Kwanza and went to Hollywood to be in movies or something and then it came back and they had to change the chimps name to Kwan because like the Kwanza. Yeah and the other chimps are just like oh you Kwan now huh. I got all famous now you Kwan. There's this uh I don't know if he does that. Probably not because yeah I think I saw him do it in an open mic like seven years ago. So I let's I let's run. The thing with chimps is they turn like six and then

they're well that's why Michael Jackson got rid of him because like people are like oh he got tired of him and it's like no the rest of them he turns six. Yeah it's like no he got rid the rip your fucking face off man but uh most of them rip your heart out. They turn seven and they break your heart with their little little mustaches and the voice starting to get all deep. It's you know that's disrespectful. We had something special. They thought growing hair in places

I don't like there to be hair. I don't like there to be hair down there. Like to get his nipples played with. I watched the first ep. Uh yeah. He had babies tweak his nipples and suck his dick. There's a hole. Pretty fucked up. Yeah he would make he would make the kids bend over and he would beat off to their asshole. There's there's a great uh so I went down this I went down this bubble's like rabbit hole because I was fascinated that he was still alive because I

had no idea how old chimps live. Yeah and on his Wikipedia there's one standalone sentence. It's not a paragraph it's just one sentence that just some guy put in there that just says bubbles did not attend Jackson's memorial service. It's like yeah man he's a fucking chimp. He doesn't attend it. Like nobody was like after everything Michael did for that monkey and he's a no show. Now how much does he remember? That's the other thing. Nothing. But

chimps are smart. They have object permanence and yeah. But that was true about the the tea with the Prime Minister of Japan. Yeah. Do you know how big of a pop star you have to be for the Prime Minister of Japan to invite you to a ceremonial traditional Japanese tea ceremony and you'd be like yes I'll be bringing my monkey and him not canceling. I mean of course he got the fuck kids. He's got to bring his monkey to the Japanese tea ceremony. He pisses on the

floor and they make the monkey cut its pinky off. Yeah. Bubbles. That is fun. Yeah. Does he remember it as he wistfully thinks of Michael? I think he probably remembers. Yeah. Like Coco the gorilla had relationships with people. Yeah she remembered Robin Williams. But it's interesting. She got sad when he died. Yeah I swear don't you remember that? Yeah that video of them telling the gorilla that Robin Williams died. Yeah. I've never seen it. She just didn't know that. It's so

funny to see that monkey upset. Coco was so nice. Yeah. It's a killing machine Adam you can't trust me. It's not true. It's built to kill. She was like you know you know the sign language. Coco the gorilla like sexually assaulted people right. What. No that was that dolphin. No. Coco the gorilla when women would go visit it Coco would demand this. Oh so now you're me toing Coco. She's a lesbian. Wait for real. Yeah she would make. She would like sign. Would

they show tits. The fucking scientist would be like look it's an 800 pound gorilla. You better do what it says. You can't do it. Nah. It look it up dude. It's 100% true. That's pretty wild honestly. It's every detail I've said is correct. Look it's on you. I go look it up. Do what you want to do. But I'm just saying he's pretty big. Yeah. You make your own choice but she'll fuck you up. She's smart enough to know sign language and she's deaf so no even if it does mean no it

doesn't matter. She's not deaf. Well no sign language. Yeah but just because she can't talk. She doesn't have vocal that's for a while. I was trying to get a joke about how like uh why are we only teaching the deaf gorillas how to talk. Oh yeah. How about that huh. That's really good. That's good. Who's is a gorilla. That was the we there. Yeah. Is a gorilla smarter than a chimp. I don't know. That should would be front page of Reddit though. What if a gorilla is

smarter than a chimp that would be on the front no no no no no why they only teach gorillas the deaf ones. Oh yeah. You can put that on a stand up shots thing. Yeah that would be that would you know philosopher raptor. Who's that. Remember those old memes. Yeah. Where it's like the raptor and scumbag Steve and all that kind of sure. I have no idea what you're talking about but yeah. You remember that. I just got into memes. I'm making memes now. I just started. I had a

good one the other day. It's late. I'm late in the game. Yeah but there was CNN had an article of of Prince William and he was pointing at his head you know. Yeah. I said Prince William opens up about the loss of his mother and I crossed out mother and wrote hair. You know. I said this is me. This is me gold baby. Yeah. This is me gold hair. I'm a meme guy now. You know. You should work for Jerry. Yeah. I tried to call them. Every time this shit if Prince William is kid

comes out black and he's like what the fuck. Whose kid is this. And then he gets mad at his wife. They're thinking of Prince. All your head. That's I'm not going to learn them. Don't ask me that's made to half black. Look we didn't fight the Revolutionary War for me to learn which princes are the bald one and which one. Well and I'll be honest with you Prince. I don't have time to understand these distinctions. I'll be honest with you. That would have a negative

connotation. I think so. Yeah. Kind of. Kind of. Let me think about it. Yes. Kind of funnier if it were Prince William. Yeah. I have to admit you know what I mean. That's kind of a crazier situation where you're just like how do you even get in here. Yeah. There's all sorts of secrets. If you're if you're if you're Megan Merkel you can go fuck a black guy and cheat on your husband and give birth to the black guy's kid and then when the white guy's like I don't know he looks a

little dark you could just be like excuse me. Right. It's the perfect crime really if you think about it. Yeah. Then we get a black king of England. Yeah. That should be. I thought it was really about the kings of England and it's D.L. Hugley and Cedric the Entertainer and Steve Harvey. That's their Cedric the Entertainer. Yeah. And it just as a carry over King Ralph King Ralph who was King who was King John Goodman John John Goodman just as a grandfather John Candy.

No John Goodman. That's right. I've seen that. That's a movie I have seen. Miss Casting should have been John Candy. He was dead. It doesn't matter. I don't think he was dead at that point. From Ken from Fat Fat Fat. That's a sensitive subject around these parts. Isn't it drugs as well. I know it was Farley. Farley did some kind of drug. Farley did drugs for sure. Farley. My man did. You know who else did did drugs hard with which a lot of people do not know about is the other

big guy John John Pignette. Oh really. Big fucking coke guy. Yeah. Which a lot of people think you because it's a comedy was fully clean and everything cocaine is bad for you. Yeah. It's a myth. Yeah. It's true. That is true. I agree with you. That's why. Yeah. You should keep doing it man. I stopped actually. You guys do cocaine. Yeah. And I think I'm so I'm scared of my I used to joke around about I'm really the only one you don't have like a coke problem until you're like I

don't have a coke problem and then then I became a guy that's like I don't have a car. I only do cocaine and then I think about it and it's like yeah I guess I mean I don't like I don't don't you do it every like every two months every two months but as soon as you start denying it's not a cocaine problem it's not you're right but as soon as you say you don't then you're somebody that does my whatever believes the guy that's like no I don't do I don't do too much cocaine

if you're in the position where you have to say that then it's people think you do and then you're fucked. My coke problem was so sad because it was not even like I don't even have fun stories to tell because it's sad. Well all what what my favorite thing to do was I would buy as much cocaine as I had money for. I would buy like two thirty packs of beer and I would just lock myself in the in my room and play online scrabble for like six days in a row. Just dripping huge lines

and just fucking dudes up at scrabble and just being like yeah fuck you fuck you like it was just like a game you can easily cheat. Yeah. Yeah. Literally no reason. Just a pathetic like other guys in meetings are like talking about like I was out I was fucking four chicks and I said this is just too much and I was like I was my rating was up real high and scrabble but I was like is it worth it? Yeah. Yeah. Damn dude. Congrats. We should go to the show boys.

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