The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 168 – Scumbag Vinny

Episode Date: August 14, 2019

Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc

Hello everyone, welcome to CumTown. We're hot off the fake death of Jeffrey Epstein. He committed suicide, Adam. You think he committed suicide? Of course. I don't. Everyone else? I know everyone wants to hear our takes on Epstein, but something even more important happens. Well, we have the foremost expert at Deep State.

We had to bring somebody in, a friend of the show, who, you know, I mean, maybe some of, not really your downfall, but definitely the downfall of Ben Margera was, at least, produced by you, I guess you could say. Was it produced by him? Executive produced. Executive producer of Ben Margera's downfall. Like Rick Rubin. Oh, like as a producer.

What does a producer usually do? It usually makes a mess of things, like gets it to happen, right? They just bring things together to make it happen. Yes. That would be your job. I always thought that was my title with him. In that regard. He produces his own, you know, mess himself.

I just kind of got involved. We brought Vinnie in because he had actually, right prior to the suicide, had booked Jeffrey Epstein for a Mid-Atlantic tour. He was going to do stories. He was going to go on stage. He was going to be like an hour. Hartford, Connecticut. Of him signing like.

Well, I namedrop Adam when I met him. Yeah. He was really good. He was sponsored by like a grip tape company that makes grip tape out of Wii. And they were, it's called weed grips. And they were doing the Jeffrey Epstein too crazy to die. Yeah, I mean, we were booked solid through every town in Connecticut that doesn't have a college.

I got a fallback with bagel boss though. Have you contacted him? Bagel boss? Yeah. You could put stuff together. Yeah. And I want to see what his, he's got a boxing match coming up in Atlantic city. So I kind of want to see if it's just him, a guy or 12 other people there.

Is he fighting? When are you pulling at that tape? He's fighting Lenny Dykstra. No, I was, I was, they announced on TMZ today. I think it's picking up like static. I only even met them because the day bam went to Dr. Phil, he signed a contract. It took $2,500 from some boxing promoter to be like the referee. And he didn't tell anybody.

And then it just came out on TMZ the same time. He was like, I'm going to rehab. So it's like the guy ended up wanting his money back. And then of course everybody comes to me for that. So I ended up talking to him like that. And then I said, oh, you managed bagel boss. So nice. Let's put something together.

What are you doing? Bagel boss is doing the too crazy to die. He's telling all of Jeffrey Epstein stories. We just got the shirts made up already. It's Epstein stories are in the contract, not the man himself. So we've got bagel boss going around. I have, I have my own island. Do whatever I want on it.

I don't care. The dating profiles. I don't have to put in my dating profile that I'm looking for children. Yeah. He's a pint size cutie. That is true. I wonder if he would be rejected by kids the same way he was rejected by adult women. Probably.

Well, he must be getting so much pussy now that he's famous. You know what's funny? That's probably he literally is. There's a picture of him and like God, what a loser. And then like a sneaker company gave him a hat and they're like, what's his name? We see them wearing like fubu with like Jean shorts, like George. But they must just be children's pants because there's like long shorts on him. But he's pretty small.

And I feel like that's going to be the next thing that there's like 200 articles about my name on Reddit about is that last comment that I just made right there. No, dude. No, don't be so insecure. He's self-conscious. I've already given them too much credit by referring to their shitty posts as articles. Yeah. Because if these people are journalists, they are barely functioning autistic children.

They make their way out there, man. And then they get into a few people in person. I don't know how, but it's happened. Yeah. From that. Oh, they're everywhere. So fans of the show, you know, I also put my phone number out there, kind of inviting it in.

You put your phone number out there. Yeah, I did. Right. When the band stuff was happening, just because I was kind of excited to get any kind of cloud at all, even if it was them saying I was like a murderer or a child rapist or something. So you thought you were going to get cloud by posting your number. Yeah, I got like 15,000 calls. Well, that's cloud.

You got fucking awesome. You got 15,000. I have my phone bill, man. Like not on me, but I could show you. Yeah, for sure. I don't know. Some of them might have been the same person, you know, I'm a parlay. 15,000.

I still have the same exact phone number too. So I will get calls after this. Yeah. So then everyone's wondering, what do you think about the Jeffrey Epstein situation right now? I mean, I was always more of like a Jerry Sandusky guy myself when it came to following it in the media. Pedophiles.

Just like following, you know, I didn't really follow. I didn't know this guy when it happened. I just already died and then I kind of got into it. Do you believe he died? He committed suicide? I think that it depends, man. I think in jail, they go for those targets a lot. So you probably have better chance of getting through.

He would have been a cool character on Oz. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein? Yeah. He's in the Emerald City. Uh-huh. And like, you know, he's like maybe got some kind of alliance with Napa. Wait, the Wizard of Oz?

No, Oz, the show Oz. They have an Emerald City in that? Yeah. That's why it's called Oz. That's why it's called Oz. That's why the name of the show is Oz. The wing of the prison is called Emerald City. It's like an experimental prison, which I can't even remember what the experiment is.

As far as I can tell, it's the same as the rest of the prison, except there's like one of every type of personality and race. But people are saying that he got killed because he might have known other people that were involved in that kind of show. That is what's going on. Uh-huh. Yeah. Which I could see.

Do you think that's what happened? I mean, the only celebrities that I've ever met in my life have been so fucked up beyond belief that I don't really know what perception of somebody... Yeah, but see, you know, like, here's the thing. Here's how you know a guy like Bam is safe. If you strike out in life, right, you make millions and millions of dollars, if your goal is anything other than, like, buy the biggest house in whatever shitty town you're from, then you rape children.

If you're going pedophile, if you want an island, that's suspicious. Interesting. Yeah. So if you cuss Bam's out in the open, if he wants anybody in his house, he's safe. No, not because he's out in the open, but because he doesn't aspire to anything more than, like, having every color, Jetta, and then a hot tub filled with piss. Yeah, I still don't understand that. Did the hot tub filled with piss ever happen?

Yeah, we, like, everybody peed in it for, like, three weeks, but... But the party was canceled. We didn't have enough pee to fill up the hot tub. So the day of the party, one of my duties was to get yellow fit dye and fill it up with water. Even the hot tub filled with piss, you couldn't even... That's how shitty this party was. You couldn't even get real piss.

Dude, it was a lot. Holy fucking shit. That wasn't even on our... After a while, we said... We said, how are we going to get it out of the woods? First of all, this thing was in the woods. Scumbag Vinny is, like, a real-life version of Gil from The Simpsons. Scumbag Vinny is real.

I don't like to, like, think it was done on purpose, but it is just who I am, you know. Yeah, it's in your jail. Have you ever been to jail? Not been to jail. I am in a big case right now that I'm currently, like, this close to just finishing. You're in a big case. Yeah, like, I was arrested, like, a year and a half ago. Oh, hell yeah.

And they didn't take you to jail? My bond was, like, $350,000. Oh, shit. What? So you killed someone? No. I was just weed-related. Oh, just weed?

Connecticut weeds. It's, like, illegal. Still very illegal. Yeah. And, but no, you know, they do that because now it's about to be legal soon, so they're trying to get... Yeah, they were like, what was... Like, how was it weed-related? You were like, yeah, I was smoking weed while looking at child porn.

Yeah, well... I was on an interval just fingering a small boy. I got too high and raped a toddler. $350,000. No, but I only ended up getting community service, so it must have not been that bad. What did you do for community service? I just did a comedy show that was for a fundraiser and helped with that. That's a beautiful wrap.

Oh, okay. That was the easiest thing I thought I could relate to to help. And they let you do that? Yeah. Well, the late... And where did the money for the fundraiser go? To the organization that did it. I made sure...

It was in the midst of the ongoing BAM situation that I had to do it, so I had to make sure I wasn't in charge of the funds, you know. Nice. Everybody thought I was going to go to Disney with that, too. Yeah. Do you like Disney? Yeah. I got a little kid, so...

Oh, you have a child? Yeah. Oh, congrats, dude. Thanks. How old? Seven. And he likes Disney? She, yeah.

Well, I mean... We wanted to just get away after dealing with... Dude, I was dealing with BAM for, like, two months straight every day. I just wanted to get away from, like, entertainment and trying to be involved in any of that kind of shit at all. But he was in rehab, but when he got out, he had just heard about all the shit that had gone on since he had been in rehab and thought I was in Disney at that moment. Oh. When I posted a picture that Mickey Mouse had, I was just antagonizing him.

I was already... I was going to Disney back in April when he canceled the New York City show after the first come-down thing. Oh. I was like... So that was marketing on your behalf. Yeah. Keeping your name in the headlines. I just wanted to...

I always try to feed into everything, even if it's good or bad. I feel like when it first happened and I was on the show... That's the way to do it. Yeah. All pressure is good for them. I felt like at first I was like, oh, well, Gene did so well. They're obviously there to hear BAM. When I got voted the worst guest ever on YouTube, I said, there's something to this, man.

Yeah. And then I had to stop being who I was pretending to be. Of course. And just had to be myself, which was like, fuck it, mask off. I took off the thrasher fitted and put on the Disney outfit. That is who I was. To become the real me. Yeah.

Go back to the old me. But that's the truth, man. Nice. But I swear to God, after the first day, the first day it happened and all this, people were hitting me up. And all these articles came out about me saying somebody said I killed articles. All the articles came out of value, man. No, somebody was making fake articles. One of them was that I killed him.

It was like from News 45 or something. It was like a fake article. You killed me. That I killed you. Yes, there is one after that I did that. You were by that? That I murdered you. That's awesome.

Honey, get in here. I just read in News 45 that Vinny killed Adam. But then in the midst of it, there was another article that said I scammed a bunch of people, but that one was halfway true. I was like, wow, at least that's getting mixed up between. Was that a real article? Or was that a photo? That was another fake article, a Photoshop article.

Interesting. I don't know who does it. You guys are a fucking idiot if the retard's following you guys. It's text. It's a Photoshop article. Yeah, you can't copy and paste it. That's how you write a fake article. You open up Photoshop.

Wow. I can't believe the media bought it. They did, dude. Wow. They said, and everybody was telling me that you're single now, too. You're a single man. Yes. No, it's not true.

Everybody's saying that. Everybody is saying that. There's a new man in my life. His name's Jesus Christ. News 45. News 45. Adam Friedland back from the dead and divorced. I have about 100 messages in my inbox.

I only have about 120 messages, and 100 of them are Vinny. Adam broke up with Dasha, fucking destroy him. The same message. This is your chance now. Vinny, here's your chance. What do you got your phone up for? Do you got roast jokes? I am one of the biggest losers on the internet.

It's not hard to fuck with me. No, I wasn't looking at roast jokes. He saw your roast jokes, dude. It's all my roast jokes. Adam, close your roast jokes. Secret file. Vinny Beetle roast jokes. I've been working on these for months.

Vivaishly around the clock. That's what I'd like to think anyway. No, I think that if you did bring up that I broke up with my girlfriend, that would really destroy me. Yeah, but I did it in a way that now is not going to be as effective. Yeah, you really showed. You should have had that in your backpack. I showed my hand in between the scissors.

You should have been like, oh, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. Wow. Or just kind of threw it out there. Yeah. You should have been like, what are you doing on your phone, looking at old messages from your girlfriend that left you? That would have been good. That would have been good.

That's pretty hurtful. Yeah, you should have actually asked. Oh, I'm just going to written for you for this episode. You could have gone into your roast jokes. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. Nick, you think he's alive? Who? Jeff Epp.

I went to his fucking doesn't matter. I mean, there's like so much that's just out in the open that's right there and still people are like, ah, he's clearly an intelligence asset and here's the fucking former prime minister of Israel. Yeah. Going to going to an apartment building that Jeffrey Epstein owns with mod. It's like all just like all just out in the open and all these connections are all out in the open.

And the fact like a cost of saying he's a I was told he was an intelligence asset. It's all out like just fucking right out in the open. Yeah. And all you can do is be like, come on, you know, it's like, yeah. But does it doesn't bar say he's going to investigate? Yeah, but it's like, you're not going to really get answers. I don't like, I really don't think I don't think we are. No.

And he fucking what if he just shows up at the area 51 raid? Yes. Leading like. And he says, take me to your dealer. I'm just saying that would sell tickets. Yeah. It's maybe bam shows up. Jeff, I got an idea for a tour.

Yeah. Bama and no fat, no. Artie like a TV screen of Artie. Artie with a prosthetic nose. We got the same guys that made Bams ramp at his house fixed Artie's nose. Yeah. We're working with Eugene Carroll. She's the woman that was raped by Trump.

And we're going to. We've got an idol. Yeah, we're doing a tour of all the checkers in South Florida. Some of them rallies so we couldn't get into those. But the two or three of them are checkers. Yeah. Exclusive. We're doing a rally.

We're doing a meet and greet sponsored by John's weed company by weed. We band aids. Band aids, but they're made out of fucking weed. Yeah. She talks about getting raped by Trump, but in a funny way. She does. Yeah. She comes out.

Comedy. She's wearing a bunch of pewter rings and she comes out. She tells him crazy. Okay. Why? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Skeletor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? A lot of people think of the fantasies. They think about they think it's sexy to be right as bad as that all was.

We're going to take a break. As bad as that all was with BAM when it was happening. Yeah. That was not like I used to sell. I used to go to concerts. I was a teenager and I would sell fake tickets to events. Oh, my God. It was like it's such an important part of my background.

But it's funny because like we've been texting in private and like I've made it clear. I have no problem that you scammed numerous people. No, I think that's cool. I don't look if somebody's trying to get into comedy and somebody rips them off so bad that they have to quit comedy. You've done a service. You've done them a favor. You saved them.

You saved them investing. Here's the thing. You get burned once bad in the beginning and you get out rather than how maybe he lost three grand investing in his in a show. He thought that was going to oh this guy Vinnie the scumbag says if I pay him $2,000 it's an investment in an open mic and then I'll get back $10,000. When he loses that two grand when he loses that two grand think about the the hundreds of thousands of dollars he'll have lost if he turns 37 and he's like oh I'm whoops I've

been doing bar shows eight minutes. Okay. Oh oopsie daisy I'm 39 years old and I'm a defensive driving instructor. The first show I did what already that I produced I knew he would always come late from being all fucked up so I would put on like six or seven of those comics on like a pre show and then 20 30 minutes to go by and then already would show up. They could say they worked with Artie but one time already came like an hour beforehand and there was like eight comics on the show and they all sucked and he got on stage and

he was like Vinnie he goes did you just stop at a red light and say hey you want to open for Artie Lane tonight can you bring five people or whatever and you're like no I charge them all. I took this guy's epilepsy medicine because he didn't have enough cash. I demanded this guy's heart medicine that he needed as payment and then I sold it to someone. I sold it to someone else's OxyCot but as like in private you're like none of those stories about me are true I've been lied about I've never ripped off anybody and then you do the

show and you're like I used to go to concerts and put an under construction sign on the wheelchair ramp to collect extra ticket money from handicapped people. We are not far off from that. It's like I know I listen to the show you make up a lot of shit but when you describe me you tend to be spot on. You're a hero man. Dude okay you must have gotten your ass kicked a couple times. Look at my nose.

You got your shit fucked up. I've gotten into a lot of fights. I've knocked a few people out. I've gotten beat up. You know I've gotten in my share of fights. That's not what he asked. I've never gotten my ass kicked. That wasn't the question.

For anything money related in comedy I actually there's video of me fighting a comedian and kicking his ass. Nice. Over that situation. Please video. And we're selling the video. If you buy the video you get a t-shirt but you gotta mail in a video of you watching the video to P.O. box three eight six.

True guys we do have do you watch big mouth t-shirts at TheVinnyBeetleShow.com. Meatball marinara productions. Palisades New Jersey. What is Vinny Beetle Show? Do you have a podcast now? I figured I never really did a podcast but I figured just coming off the strength of your appearance on our show. I felt like these people want to listen and hate me.

One of them might kill me when I'm 50 or so. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna go for it you know. And I figure look I the only time working with Bagel Boss is so fun. The only time I would fail because it's gonna be like it whenever the first event happens people are gonna be like who's Bagel Boss? You know like you remember that viral video from six months ago they're like no of course not.

Yeah the guys like Vinny should we do this tomorrow. Dude we got the damn Daniels. He's 26 years old now. Well I'm hoping to get him to do crazy shit. Unfortunately Ellen owns the rights to the words damn Daniel so we're booking him as Steve Vasquez and we're not allowed to use the words damn it. Steve Vasquez from Damn Daniels. Steve Vasquez as you may remember from the Ellen DeGeneres show ten years ago.

It's just a fucking day labor in white vans. And we've got Eugene Carroll opening and I'll tell you I'm just just Eugene Carroll on a stool with fucking skateboarding videos playing in the background and he pushed me into the dressing room and he's got and he pulled my panties down and it was painful but it was more of a fight. I don't want to say it was rape because it's not. I don't want to say I'm a victim. But yes what's your question.

No I've never I've never met the guys from Blink 182. I don't know I don't know them sorry. Anyway so I'm being raped in the dressing room and fucking Bergdorf where was it Bergdorf Goodman blooming does yeah one of those bees yeah that's gonna be awesome dude that's gonna be awesome to her. So this fight that you have with that guy what's your fighting style would you say. Are you one of those like those guys who's like when I get mad I just go you say stuff like that like I just see I just see red and I just go usually I have to get hit or saw

him to really fight I'm not gonna go attack anybody right. So I think at that point I am your instincts fist to cuffs yeah I'm not really like a wrestler I'm fine I look like a muffin some kind of top heavy so if you take me down right you pretty much win you gotta stay on the I gotta knock someone I gotta butter bean somebody before it gets to you have any training no no my friends when I grew up a lot of Italian people where I grew up in Connecticut and like we all fought each other right I had bigger friends than me and I thought all my friends before I was 15 so fighting somebody else wasn't really a big deal right when you fight your friends and get over in the guinea fighting

pitch yeah you came up like like fucking Bane dude is is beetle an Italian name no I just found out recently like German right I'm black no I'm not but like I don't know I don't know black name beetle everybody assumes I'm 100% Italian here my cousin Vinnie's but beetle I don't know what the fuck it is dude I just know that you know I don't even know my dad's family really so mm-hmm I just know it's my name I'm pretty sure it's German you think so it's probably one of those Ellis Island deals could be like B IED I've never met a German Vinnie though yeah yeah yeah yeah but the name change take my word for it I'm racist yeah I'm good at this yeah no but I felt like it's a name that kind of you remember you

know mm-hmm bam even at his most fucked up would remember my name he would paint it on a bunch of things all the time yeah so you know if you're white just knew that that was good you're white and you're American and you don't know what like your name is it's good chance it's either English or German okay yeah yeah I mean I'm a mutt my mom did that 23 and me thing and I'm all this kind of shit and it said 2% other and that's why I sound black cuz yeah the other in the urban comedy world that's how I did a lot of my comedy when I was coming up black rooms yep so you said you said you worked blue no not really about like I make fun of myself but I'm not blue I wouldn't think I'm you were you worked black yeah yeah

yeah where I would do like the token white guy like then we're on stage no none of that no but I would say everything else you know yeah and real shock value you know I'd walk in and talk about getting listen y'all I'm not gonna say the n-word but spic chink oh we're going all in everything everything else I did a Trayvon Martin black people for every other racial sort I did a Trayvon Martin joke one time and I left early cuz I didn't do well and there's like 400 black people on the only way there's one other white comic on the show kind of look like George and after the show there's another fat white comic on the show Zimmerman's like I think Zimmerman's a black man and a bunch of black dudes went up to the other comic and we're

like are you the fucking guy that said the Trayvon joke and the guy was scared shitless he's like no he left wait wait wait so you got away with this because black people couldn't tell the difference between me and the other fat white comic between two white people yeah so I got a joke can we hear the joke they're like the fucking dinosaurs in Jurassic Park sadly even though I you wouldn't think watching my YouTube videos I've been doing it for ten years so this had to be six or seven years ago and I don't know man you sometimes I just would say like oh well you know like I would say something about a cop shooting a black kid in New Haven and say what it would just pop just doing like wrestling promos kind of on these black comedy shows and it would kind of I don't

know yeah so well enough for me and you would be pro officer in that regard I yeah no no no no I do a lot of gigs to where I do like um stag parties what was the Trayvon joke what was the Trayvon he doesn't know but like try and remember what was the sentiment I gotta hear of the joke that they were upset it was definitely about me saying it was good that he died not not that not that it didn't break the law it's good that Trayvon Martin died not that he was standing do it like the man doesn't remember beyond remember jokes from beyond beyond even the point that George Zimmerman was making yeah like four jokes on the way here I smoke weed a lot man and I forgot them mm-hmm I don't know man I'm better when I'm just off the cuff and I never

remember that shit your girlfriend can come in the apartment she's probably his wife left me here honestly so I don't know we'll find that out I mean it's hot out she doesn't have to sit in the car we got a new car it's got AC all right in a car Subaru nice oh yeah I'm impressive that bam money you know yeah here like I didn't really like an old skate wheels I went to Disney World I got a fucking WRX we did four shows I'd never done any big shows in my life we did four shows every time we did a show 400 fucking people showed up and we charge $50 so the four shows I did with them I made some money you know he's so stupid the money they thought was missing he has an account for it and he found you know he just hiding it from his dad his dad runs all of

his money all of his real money that is so he so he opened up a bank account for the party and I knew about the bank account but once he went to rehab Steve oh start hitting me up to cancel the comedy tour and I was just like dude fuck it and then I went away for a bit and that's when everybody's like where's my refund where's my refund and bam just he said hit up Vinny he did did you ever try and give it to Steve oh and be like Steve oh you ever think about doing a tour are you worried about like a massive class action lawsuit and being now for no damn Margera fans what do you mean it would have happened by now well I have the I mean wouldn't you think that I would have years to build if you have you charged hundreds of any kind of investigation like that

would they would uncover that the money went to him right if the bank account was under Brandon Margera yeah but they can you would still be named in a lawsuit yeah probably so yes I am worried about it every night no dude they're not gonna do that they're not gonna bam says they'll get over it that's what he says to me he thinks we're gonna be a stronger duo now oh you guys are back together oh dude we've been texting the whole time he's a reality star man this is I'm trying to explain that this is like he knows he knows it fucks up my real life and he's really addicted to alcohol and shit but he writes this every day like the original thing was I was gonna we talked a while ago about me pretending to be Dr. Phil doing like an intervention and then and then he was like

I love Dr. Phil I'm gonna get Dr. Phil and then he started telling his fans to ask for Dr. Phil and it just happened so did he go on Dr. Phil from what I believe yeah he was texting me up until he walked on stage you know wow and then he disappeared up until today but he started posting once I told him I was coming on I just watched Dr. Phil on Rogan I have like I just now in the last couple of weeks have gotten into Rogan well I heard the Bernie one I've never really gotten in I never really got into it Bernie when did numbers I watched that one well it's so easy to watch YouTube on my TV which I had never done oh yeah because I'm not gonna sit at my and if you're working folding shirts you got Rogan for hours and hours and hours I mean I don't need the yeah

I mean like I can't imagine sitting at my computer and focusing on Joe Rogan talking no that's background because like I feel like most Rogans he's like he's like so what's up what's your deal and he's like well I run a tech startup that uses satellites to measure black people skulls that's interesting that's interesting did you know the black people actually have an extra chemical in their brain this release when they die oh my god I listen to kill Tony sometimes that's like half the guess on Rogan I've never heard that one kill Tony no I have that's like staying mostly stand up though isn't it like it's like a make fun they bring on guests and they make fun open micers it's where I get most of my talent from what I've seen $2,000 open when I've seen of all

those guys are all funny yeah no the guys on kill Tony well kill Tony I've seen the hinge cliff at shows and he's always been funny yeah and Jeremiah's funny but I've never I went seeing him at the casino and we hung out smoked a little after but I just mentioned because he's like tight with Joe Rogan like don't they all listen to each other's podcast or like promote each other's podcast doesn't listen to like Joe Rogan's like listen Bernie I hate to wrap this up but I gotta get home and listen to kill Tony well he goes on it because they bring on guests he does do that he does do that are you guys just I figured everybody who has a big podcast actually looks in no no never I don't have anything no one listens to anyone else's podcast

yeah I haven't at doorknob just turned yeah okay that'll happen people come and go okay yeah this is a flop house oh really yeah oh yeah this is an Airbnb really that's why it's fucked up yep nice hello hey okay Nick New York Times yeah one of Jeffrey Epstein's guards was not a full fledged officer he was not checked on for sorry it just went out he was not checked on for hours in the short staff jail where he died yeah like what this is what I don't get is like of course he didn't commit suicide well either he didn't commit suicide or he was swapped or or fucking all of these are like you're like it's the last like it's like okay so we know Bush did 9-11 and that there were no planes or whatever but my question is did 3,000 people die or was it

actually only 2,000 yeah that's where that's that's you're saying so they like take real events just mark up the numbers a little bit just no it's just the point the point is that this like fucking it's like I'd like there's the thing with all this Epstein shit is like it's so clearly this is a guy that's working for some fucking intelligence agency maybe the CIA maybe the Mossad and it's the type of operation that has like a clear lineage throughout the history of the fucking CIA and organized crime in the United States where like you have a guy that's essentially a pimp that assembles all this fucking like compromise for kids or world leaders or or adults or whoever I mean you just they used to be gays there's a guy Craig Spence that did it in the fucking 1980s

and then he was outed he got caught with like cocaine and fucking rent boys and part of the investigation they uncovered that he was going on like tours of he was bringing gay prostitutes on tours of the White House at like midnight and they were like how the fuck did you get into the White House and you know he named Jimmy Carter was just getting his dick sucked by boys Bush Reagan Bush one but Craig spent his connections to the uh that like Franklin credit union scandal which is like another big conspiracy theory but you look into it and it's like there's too much shit here where it's like you know or that Sasha Baron Cohen thing where he's like sitting in that interview and he's like yeah I molested a boy can we kill him in the hotel concierge is like

I well we can't kill him but we can silence him and he's like you know what can you get me like a you know a boy in between eight and thirteen or whatever and the guy's like yes we can have that arrangement Jesus it's like yeah there's these people are like very powerful very rich some of them like have these fucking you know it's like they acquire so much power it's like you know how like fucking Spitzer was like a prostitute guy yeah you know client nine you know and it's like Spitzer's a good guy yeah he was doing a good job Spitzer's a fucking good guy that's why he got God that's why he got God but he's he's uncovering it down Wall Street maybe short yes but it's like these plenty other guys get their dick sucked by in that same place the idea is that you know I mean

probably it's like you know it's got to suck to be like one of these elites that has been like basically raping sex trafficked people they gotta suck to be them it's gotta suck to be them now because it's like imagine yeah well no because it's like there's there's there's more kink liberation that like in five years you're gonna have people walking in the congress being like yeah I'm the representative for the you know fifth district in Iowa in a leather daddy outfit drinking like a thermos filled with cum and like people be like that's just his lifestyle whereas 25 years ago that guy would have to like pay somebody that was sex trafficked into a hotel room to do that that guy would have to happen quietly so it's like all this epstein obviously

not the fucking pedophilia that's the last one dude but like you know I mean it yeah it used to be like like gays and politics like the reason you'd be like worried about them is because they could be blackmailed easily so they would have to have all this gay sex behind closed doors on these terms that are like strictly controlled you know and it's like like a lot of a lot of it is like I mean that's why the fucking blackmail worked and it happened behind closed doors but then it also same thing with the fucking catholic church is you have gay priests that do protect the pedophiles but only because there's this mutual fear of being outed by a system that like and like doing something that's equally as bad this surprise yes doing something equally as bad as having a consensual

gay relationship with another man but it's like no I mean in similar ways to how that functions I mean a lot of it is like you know if you let people drink cum on the floor of congress right then she's up for a vote then then some of it wouldn't be wouldn't be as as hidden as it is you know I mean but then obviously you got guys like the podestas that are raping and murdering children it's like that that's not cool sure but the regular homos could then be like well you know what I am just like I am gonna tell on Tony and John right they did kidnap Madeline McCain yes you know oh they did they did kill they kidnapped her murder I kind of now think Seth Rich was murdered yeah well you know it's you know rational wiki no it's just like it's like a wiki

for like ideologies or whatever but if you go to the article for Vince Foster it's like oh Vince Foster is a guy that was never murdered as you know it's like all these conspiracy theories nowhere does it mention that he was shot twice in the head they'll leave that part out who's Vince Foster Vince Foster he was this guy that the Clintons had killed allegedly they had a murdered for sure for doing what he was found with a note that says Bill Clinton killed me really yeah that's the part they won't tell you and they don't tell you they won't tell you that if you go to the bottom of the article it's like it has a link it says like other things to read and it says it links to Seth Rich and it says a later suicide that was also surrounded by conspiracy

theories and it's like okay well it wasn't a suicide no one said Seth Rich killed himself no yeah no they list that's risk death as a suicide but what is this website I don't know it's just some wiki and it is it is just a mistake but it is funny but those wiki things anybody could write them sure yes and how much time it's not like an article like like I spend a lot of time reading those that I always assume they're just real but like I mean imagine the time that you're thinking about his home page is news 45 I don't have I don't have one but I think I should have one if you did what would it be it would be about um already bam and come down yeah it would just because it's only been my life everything before the holy tree yeah the holy tree yeah wait can

you okay hold on there is so now the nice thing is though with Epstein gone yeah there is a vacuum for a child a pimp for children for the rich and fame no Epstein's a fall guy there's they got them they got back up on back up on back yeah yeah Trump's a billionaire too they have to know each other right like billionaires all know each other yeah so like obviously him being president he has access to more national treasure Disney movie type shit where he could just hide fucking secret he's got access to the secret it comes back to Disney yeah the vault like think about he gets into the vault whenever he wants there's kids at Disney right oh no no no this is another thought that I had was the first news uh source to break the suicide was ABC Disney for sure Epstein got

Disney kids raped 1000 no dude I don't know that's a completely separate what is what if you figured out what do you mean that's a separate industry did you see his black book he had all of Hollywood in there he had the entire entertainment industry like I think that's homegrown no they they molest their own in the entertainment problem with conspiracy theories is one day your fans are going to think that you guys are secretly also in on them and just talking about them like because you guys are at a level you don't think you're at but I read the you think we're a child rape level I think uh you guys are on the waiting list for that like you guys are next up I don't know if that's happening but I don't think we're on deck for you don't have to do it but you're at that level

yeah I mean and like I'll have to bleep this like steroids in baseball in the 90s don't hear it but only 15 000 people listen to this show this is not so everybody called me literally yeah literally everybody listens to this show yeah every single is on uh is on reddit it's not like this is well that's a lot it's a fantasy I paid for all these shirts myself yeah Nick keeps buying them for himself and he sends them back to his own place we got loyal fans yeah I'd rather 15 000 strong and the reason you're on the show is because we have a similar hustle it's just I'm a little bit better at it you know what I'm saying I don't mind failing I think that you learn shit when you fail true I failed a lot in life a lot more that you haven't heard about yeah I didn't go from selling

fake fish tickets to scamming bams fans in 24 hours what's that Wayne what's that Wayne Gretzky quote yeah you gotta fight every Italian oh yeah that's that yeah before you're 15 when you can knock out the big retarded Italian in your neighborhood yeah then the open micers to try and well I come from a family of crime man my uncle was arrested by the FBI he sold thousands of thousands of dollars worth of pills it was a uh a wink wink weed situation yeah it's another weed situation I got family that's involving windows 95 you got hidden bodies in my family my family's done that for the mafia back in the 80s yeah there's articles about that the beetle name's pretty famous damn you love articles the Beatles dude the band yeah spelled differently

but they you know rumor that's where they got it yeah would you ever would you set up like gay prostitute tours if it sold t-shirts and tickets I would do it it's all about the t-shirts I mean you guys are in the drug business I was a Vinny's case ex festival 82 I was I was gonna ask like do you think like cuz Trump is in is was in entertainment now he's a politician do you think politicians it'll get so crazy where like I could book people like on tours they're in the state senate where they'll be like yeah we'll work with beatle he's worked with already laying definitely we could run our campaign I think so I should get into politics we think these people don't what people don't like they don't realize is like once you attain even the slightest amount

of notoriety you're in a class of elites that's right so our podcast once it was added the iTunes we now are our friends that's right with Cory Booker oh yeah you know we hang out yeah we've seen him with the makeup off we know what he looks like so the best story about me that you guys haven't heard about is before I met it before I met already I met Adam Sandler and all his crew and how I got in with them is one of my uncle's friends lost both of his legs to diabetes both of his legs and I figured this guy needed a manager at this point thanks to him for his service yeah so uh we got him in the movie the week of on Netflix he's the guy with no legs that's your uncle yeah he died he did die he was a heroin addict and he was an alcoholic but that was the

first big gig I had managing scumbags you know so you and I got to the movie premiere I got to meet everybody and shit and that was really fun and cool and I felt like at that time your uncle they put him in like a tuxedo and then tie the legs I had to do his laundry it was only a half load every time uh you know it's a little cheap joke but he uh now he's dead he's dead yeah now okay do you the way you picked your the people you were going to manage is you looked for amputees and other did you have like sort of a vinny's freak show or something going on other fbt's that come to me once they found that out and I would just point him in the right direction there is a lady in Hollywood who runs an agency that deals with just people nice jimmy wouldn't

stop doing heroin but he was going to be in the new avengers movie they were going to put him in something that he flew around in and he just wouldn't stop doing dope and he died you know so we do that avengers deal or no I got a call and he was uh blowing me up he used to blow me up for money far past he blew Adam Sandler they only paid him like 60 grand for the movie and he blew all that and he would hit me up for money and stuff and then uh one day he's like avengers wants me and I just thought he wanted booze you know so like I didn't answer him and then you know but then he died so you were managing him and he got an offer to be an avengers and you blew it off blew him off look and then he died

yes damn dude you're doing a really good job pitching your services right now I'm just aspiring amputees out there you know what it is at this point in my career where do you go he's calling me you know crying saying this will be the job that I'll be able to pay my rent and I can stay in me you know a lot of money meanwhile I had already cashed his checks and gone to disney world in my wrx bam said next time don't go to disney with your cut before I show up yeah I mean already drifting through disney world in my brand new wrx sti the nefurious ride right that's awesome man we'll set what are some other great viny classic viny beetle moments that you

used to sell used cars without engine motors that ran and we would like put this fake hold on that's just selling used cars yeah but like that's the job yeah you're right you're right but there were times that your integrity comes into it like if you know the car's engine's bad and we put shit in it to make it run for two days I would do that you know I would do that one lady I sold a bmw to was 45 000 but it was like the value of it was only 20 grand and she was so high her bill every month that she claimed that the car was haunted because there's nothing wrong with it it was just I just sold it to her for so much money she couldn't afford it so she would bring it back and say that there are ghosts now too yeah she's now she's alive but she still got the car probably

the big car they're long contracts what are long car the car no car yeah yeah yeah once they sign five years just use people's leverage that they need like transportation I would start to sell cars at 15 man I seriously was raised around bad shit so by the time I seen comedy and I was like well they're not fake tickets I'll show up at least yeah yes and then when I met some more famous people I thought like oh these tickets will sell easier even already in his worst we'd have 300 people at a theater somewhere so it was like it was nice to be a part of something like that you know and you guys keep in touch he's in rehab for a long time now but we did he it's tough when you do have people at that certain level of fame they have so many people around them that once

something goes bad all those people start to blame somebody else so that they it's like survival or survival yeah but it is the fault of all of those people in six months yeah legal bosses now instead of just being a guy that works at Radio Shack and has a shit life in Long Island he'll be a heroin addict who it all fell apart for because he was surrounded by people trying to bleed him like a fucking stone like me yeah like yeah right and it and it will be your fault so you're saying my uncle dying is my fault yeah yeah probably no no he was already a junkie yeah that's not Vinny's fault but it got me into the business of I guess a sick man yeah you know but already was dude already was the coolest guy I ever worked with I did with TJ Miller a couple times too and but already was

the coolest guy worked with him to be fair already was already a drug addict when you guys started working together yeah he had a nose no he had a nose at the time no barely he was dude he was like again when I got offered what do you say about the rumors that you bit off the rest of his nose yeah that has been out there on this article an article somebody I don't think I've got an article on my instagram saying you know it's so obvious is that obviously if he's a drug addict and it's bleeding it's because he's not stopping drugs and it you know once you get something it's fucked up you keep doing it the doctor's like okay just stop doing cocaine and heroin every day I'll fix it and he's just like all right I'll get back to you and then that's it so you didn't do it

no have you ever bitten anybody uh no I've gotten bitten by who um a couple people tried to bite me I bit them harder than they did really I've gotten into a couple of biting no I'm doing you have you guys ever gotten any fights no ones ever bitten me but I've bitten a lot as you guys no no no physical altercations in a couple fights I guess but I'm not like a fisticuffs guy I just used to drink yeah not really no and my youth sure I was a brawler but I've I've mellowed everybody fights as a kid yeah you know you're younger that's true I would fight oh I would fight I was a vigilante the child vigilante oh you just fought bad guys that's right that's good on you you just stuck up for like people who were bullied and stuff so bagel boss is like your guy yeah if it were up to me

things would have gone a lot different for bagel boss I would have fucked that woman up the thing about the his situation is I get it you want to make money so you go to celebrity boxing but you're trying to prove that you're being bullied and then you call out people constantly like he was on the Howard Stern show calling out everybody in the office so is he the bully like you could be a bully and be that small that's interesting I don't think anyone should ever point a camera at anyone from Long Island that's what you think about all that yeah I just don't I don't I think you could I think you could find a million of those guys right now he's just the guy he thinks he's got a career coming man I think I know it's sad he'll make some money out of vision if you could

manage his career what would you do uh bagel boss I would just continually have him get into altercations in public I feel like it's the only way he's gonna continue to grow what he's doing so you would do more I wouldn't do the comedy tour for like a year man because it's so funny it's like it's like these aren't like compared to like some of the shit fucking agents have said right you know people people who like are like at the top of like this industry have suggested as like ideas and it's like this is why you don't do anything actually creative yeah it's like those ideas I mean just fucking yeah they're the worst they have the worst ideas you guys have talked to like I don't know I'm so oblivious they're like you know it's like oh it's the come town podcast

what if we like try to get you on on local radio we're gonna get you on we're gonna fly you to Cleveland so you can do local radio because they just hear that you have big numbers and they hear your podcast yeah that's why I thought we would be good for me and let's take the thing that's popular look your thing is really popular and we have no idea why and we could never recreate it in a million years we're not gonna try and figure it out we're not gonna try and figure it out let's just tell you we're a fan let's apply the same formula that we've used to zero success and for the last 25 years when you laugh with all of our other clients it's like your asshole is open when you're fucking laughing and then as an added bonus we'll ask you for some of the money that you generated

on your own doing the thing you were already doing I think I do exactly what agents and managers in Hollywood do I just not that I'm also a comedian so people confuse the two completely right and I felt like you're also an artist too so you bridge the gap between commerce and art yeah but when I was younger I did shows and they were in front of a lot of people and I didn't get paid ever and I said what the fuck and even the guys I did take money from that were new in the game I gave them I gave them experiences that they would never got and I know that people didn't make money back to I'm not gonna say I didn't now some didn't as well right dude I'm nobody's getting paid and I'm like what the hell is this and I always was ripping off I always told him look the one thing I did

tell him is it was up to bam coming or not like bam comes we all make money how did you get in touch with bam originally I was working with already already I'd worked with TJ so I had some kind of cloud I guess you would call it not fifteen thousand calls not you guys have definitely been the biggest buzz for me ever bam calling me out on his Instagram recently went out to two million people in a quarter million people went to my Instagram page in one day all hating you get followers out of that about a thousand and because everybody went there because they thought I stole money so it's like they're gonna be like yeah yeah you know what they visited yeah but you know so honestly I'm pretty high and I forgot the last question what was it what were you talking

about me bam oh how did I meet bam so right as already went to jail I brought already to court the day he went to jail nice and already literally walking away from me and it seems like things just bridged together because bam's manager jack the douchebag that you guys met when we were the guy with the necklaces he's the one that really does steal money and shit you know I call him out all the time for it but he's from the TMZ video yeah jack he gets punched in the face notice I've never gotten punched in the face bam just fucking place shit up because you know as I'm in the spotlight too of course so bam calls me and said or jack calls me and says we booked a show at live with live nation in Detroit at the shelter where Eminem started his career and there's 400 people and we

don't know what we're doing what is a homeless homeless shelter the shelters where Eminem used to do the eight mile battles and actually when he pulls me into the dressing room box made out of shit so talk about the rate talking about working with land in 1998 they think it's shit but then I just fucking said you know what like already's in jail if I want to stay relevant I gotta drive 20 hours and how did they find you um that is a good question man I think one of the so you tell me the manager reached out to you they knew I was working with already so they probably thought of he's willing to work with this train wreck it'll work with me I see and I knew I knew one of the guys I had a situation when people went to his house party he had a party before we

did that party and other people went and then um there was somebody that hit me up and was like bam's interested in doing events and I said have his manager hit me up and we talked for like four or five weeks while I was still with already you gotta think too already Lang's a different animal than bam bam wants to party with 600 people already just wants to make sure he's got $500 a day sent to his drug dealer so he could do what he wants to fucking do and then he'll show up to the show and give me the entire check from that entire week so seven days a week it's $500 to a thousand dollars a day I gotta make sure already has in his hand whether I'm giving him that money or not interesting and then we show up to the show and I get the pay which would usually be a

thousand or two over what I'm owed you know so that I mean dude it wasn't like I was now I did do well on the shows I'm not gonna fucking say I didn't I killed it on the shows that I did but I wasn't just like paying for play I was doing shit nobody that doesn't like this no point like nothing in your like chest like you don't get any like physical reaction to like yeah this this beloved comedian beloved who's I know he is he is he's got a he is I mean what though for what what is he beloved for being an addict for being no for being funny for being an incredible storyteller a very funny guy a part of one of the best he's not beloved for well time yeah for dying of a heroin a tragic heroin no but he's very famous for talking

about it on Howard sure but there's nothing in you that's like all I have to do is make sure he stays high and I get to take all of his money I figured I was about maybe the 20th per I seen Bob I booked Bob the first time I met already I was already running my own comedy club and I booked Bob Levy and already I mean it's fine and I see Bob doing it yeah it's fine if the answer is no yeah no I just have any yeah I'm just curious the answer the question is I had I don't think like that okay I come from a place that you do what you got to do to make money and my family paid for it I had family that went to I'm telling you man I'm not gonna lie to you like yeah there were times that I was like yeah he's getting high but he's a grown man dude you know he's gonna get it from

somewhere else you think he bam or him need me to get a six pack or some fucking coke no he'll do it with the next guy but already did it with Bob Levy for 20 years so he'll just do it with the next one so yeah I was just like fuck it I'm gonna get paid for a few weeks I need a couple of Mickey Mouse fitted yeah I didn't have a break on my way gotta drift that WRX down to Disneyland dude look you don't understand man I come from a place where no matter what you got to get to disney like probably I like me my friends we would lie cheese steal to get our hands on it was grown up it was punched we had nothing dude yeah six flags sure yeah we could go to Six Flags we probably could have made it to Six Flags just ripping off old women with

BMWs with yeah with blown engines but if you want to go to Disney World you got to really hurt some people some some beloved celebs yeah RIP Toni Morrison who I thought was a I thought that was a white guy you thought it was an Irishman dude I until until I got on social media and I saw it people were saying she was black I was like you thought it was a white guy damn I mean those are yeah all those stories beloved yeah the bluest I yeah Sula Sula yeah I don't know that but already is beloved that is now would you be like a high would you be like an Epstein type figure for a billion if you were a billion have your own island but you would have to sort of arrange for rich men to fuck 14 year olds I would never have that much money because I feel

like I've reached my peak in life you don't know how you can fly man okay Adam's been on my side this episode I don't know if that's like a subtle like that's his way of telling me I'm a fucking loser no I'm not I'm I'm just no no you're right though I don't know if I had a billion dollars I don't know what I would do I don't know if at that point you get a billion dollars would you you're saying if you had a billion dollars you don't know if you'd fuck kids or not you wouldn't fuck kids for for no here's what you for five thousand dollars a year you would be the guy facilitating the rape of hundreds of children if we called it something different yeah we're calling it camp tbs reports or something we're taking these kids to camp kill yourself hey look I come from

a place where you gotta do what you gotta do so these kids get a free vacation in the island somebody's gonna fucking rape them might as well might as well make a thousand dollars look EG and Carol got raped and now she's doing every checkers in fucking Sarasota she's doing great she's about to do a fucking MMA fight with bagel boss I'm selling her panties in the parking lot showboats of 10 bagel boss I'm actually the one wearing the panties she's never even put them on she's never even worn the panties I've been making my bitch wear her panties wear panties and then I've been selling them as EG and Carol's rape panties oh my god but that's how you get to Disney World baby so what is your overall goal do you know what's

your five-year plan right now yeah what's what's the what are the next steps well I did Atlantic City for two years and I like it there because I'm able to sell tickets to strangers that are basically tourists every day for shows every day in you every day shows so the five-year plan is go to Atlantic City and uh you know honestly I don't think bad dude it's hard to explain because what bam your day by day right because I could build up something that could be like my redemption tour or whatever I think it's gonna be and then bam post one back thing about me because he has such a big following it goes to shit again yeah you guys are I just love your mr burns and smithers relationship he might be gay man I wouldn't want him to hear that but bam he might be let's hear

about this smithers is gay I I just like I didn't watch a lot he thought he was mr burns dude the first right so on the way to Detroit they're telling me I got to interview bam on I thought I was mr burns yeah because he's gay I'm not gay you guys said I was Epstein we didn't know that he was gay until you just outed him for the hypothetical okay one thousand yet we asked if you would to be Epstein would you set up the rape of thousands of children I said if we called it something different the name was different because then I could be in an office just thinking of pushing like whatever you know what I mean just selling shit that's true man that's a good ass point like a customer service center something for Verizon you say it's Verizon people want upgrades

and stuff I just feel like I sold a bunch of cases phone cases no no that's make sense yeah probably how it works now wait yeah I'm actually uh working with the Podesta brothers yeah I don't know if you know them they had they had in the 80s they had like the biggest lobbying firm there was guys now they're in the tech tax well how did Epstein get rich how did he get the bill that's what we're saying the CIA gave him money probably to set up a little rape hotel it's all fake I bet you he had it on Trump and one day they were just arguing and he was like you know what Trump I'm gonna tell everybody did you see all that money that was laundered through the Oklahoma lottery to his like hedge fund no it's like 85 million dollars that his hedge fund won in the Oklahoma

lottery are you serious yeah I mean it's like that's fucking incredible it's just the amount of like how much it's just like all out in the open yeah but do you think that's like you should is Q is real not the Donald Trump stuff but it's like oh yeah it's all just a because it's like what's Q Q's the one that thinks some fucking guy is John F. Kennedy Jr. yeah but I mean there's a lot of conspiracy stuff that you know it's funny because the movie JFK love that movie it's like I almost not that it's like part of the conspiracy or whatever but like if you can get it like it does paint this image that like the CIA or the deep state hated Kennedy because he limited the amount of power that they have but it's like why why would you think we all know like what the CIA has done what they've planned yeah we know that their budget has

like gone through the fucking roof since 9-11 and it's like this idea that like or even like the FBI which is not a fucking clandestine like you know spy organization it's just a shitty law enforcement you know right yeah like you know Comey having that that letter they sent MLK on their desk being like this is how we used to be bad but we're not bad anymore and it's like oh yeah you just you're going after all these unnamed Muslim people that weren't as fortunate as MLK to be articulate and famous and yeah to head a civil rights movement instead you're just gonna violate the civil liberties of you know retarded Arabs or whatever yeah in Detroit whoever the fuck to think that like I mean like the power of that organization has been fucking limited

so this narrative that the CIA who which like I've had like such an extensive control of like the like media in general if you look at those like hacked Sony emails and see how many fucking government emails are in those hacked Sony emails where they're like orchestrating like oh here like this might you know this uh so-and-so seems like they might be friendly to this agenda or that agenda and like all of these like movies like I'm like zero dark 30 or whatever comes out that are like you know try to portray the CIA as something cool rather than like an organization that at one point planned like you know a false flag operations on actual fucking Americans is like a false pre-tax and help death squads kill like help fucking yeah we just oh really that's the way that they keep the

public like away from wanting to look at what they're really doing is by making them seem like this super cool secret spy agent like when you're a kid I want to be in the CIA or an FBI but really they're just doing other shit like I don't you know it's funny it's like I think it's it's it's and this like goes like you know so after World War II right you have like post World War II like the American control of as we're a superpower juxtaposed with like the Soviet Union and we were put into that position from like because of just the economics of World War II yeah we got lucky we didn't fight on our mainland we got lucky we didn't fight our main man we mainland we ripped off Latin America for like fucking 30 billion dollars like a loan we just didn't pay back or

just massive amounts of money that the United sounds like I was running the government we had control over and then so you have these like the intelligence people all these CIA guys that were created specifically for World War II and now it's like oh I guess we'll just keep these guys around and then it's like well we're the smartest people in the world we have to keep doing fucked up shit so we can stay in power and honestly it's like they could just do nothing yeah they could just do nothing at all and let fucking business handle it cash that check yeah I know it's like really so I you know I don't know I don't like know the motivations to like yeah why don't we try to like kill like make people think Americans were killed by these people for this reason or that read like

I don't understand it's like they have a budget to get rich is shit yeah it's the same as want to go to war to make us say like oh we need that oil like so the oil that's there we need we can't just go over there and start killing people sure everybody here will be like it's scary to fuck how much we have to come up with something about it but I don't know why that turns into throwing a plane into the building it's going to think how much of it functions the same way the rest of the federal government where it's like they have a budget and they're like fuck well we got fucking we got 30 trillion dollars in dark money after 9 11 it's like we need something to fill that how about we start like why don't we create a tech company and we'll just slowly take over google and then

introduce like face recognition everywhere and use that to like pat out the budget so that we can like afford a nicer we can you know all go to california pizza kitchen for hr can have more money in good shops yeah right yeah so uh so we can get a cake from baldo cheese for hr can afford that you know it's like that is how we talk that's how i talk i'll be like oh well let's do this so we could go to disney yeah let's how about we yeah how about we create a false false pretext for the invasion of iraq so that we do we have any ads in this one uh no we don't nice yeah so that besides the vinny beetle show dot com of course definitely check that out it's because there's only two t-shirts on that website right now so oh and also come see me in boston this freaking

weekend we got a bus oh yeah also if you like the show and you want the premium episodes are on patreon dot com slash come town that is very close to fifty thousand right that's another thing i keep reading about so people should go yeah hands off hands off well we have a goal if we get to fifty thousand we take stop to a pumpkin patch that's what i heard be doing but then somebody said that me and him do celebrity boxing if you know that was never a goal how about this uh they don't set the goal yeah they don't decide what happens no i appreciate you guys bringing me man this is this was fun also august 29th i'm at uh the lodge room in los angeles the 28th i'll be at the whistle stop in san diego i don't think you can get tickets online for that you have to get them

at the door um the whistle stop adam's big story he's doing the angry gentleman he's doing stop leather leather chaps i didn't know it is doing maybe it's a different club i'm just gonna show up at all of your games from now on i don't want to be at secrets and rumors and tough guys yeah this weekend i'm in freaking boston adam's a chain gang go to stabby dot biz slash tour i'm also doing it on twitter and insta and then next weekend i'm in the bay area the 24th we added a midnight show get tickets to that selling and then 29th i'm in seattle the 30th i'm in portland it's awesome so come suck me off v will be opening for me and all those yeah i might show up to one stop paying him five thousand five thousand he's gonna get my drug dealer paid and that's all i care

he's gonna get my seamless order my five thousand seamless dollars i would stop i got a big uh tour i'm negotiating with the bagel boss chris morgan so we got to see where would you book him i don't think it would be possible i feel like i would just do the viddie beetle show and he would just be a special guest gotcha you don't want to be able to be on stay gone just there you go chris nah but i'm uh starting a show in atlantic city so if you guys do keep tabs on me you'll see a little residency there that i'm gonna be doing we're we're in atlantic city it's going to be on the boardwalk one of the main casinos but i'm not allowed to say who is who's like you know honey you know we're gonna go see this week bagel boss i'm not really gonna put him on

remember that guy that got beat up at a bagel restaurant he's doing the tropicana but you know what i really wanted to get back on the show and i was just doing anything i was like i'll find somebody fucking viral enough and nick was just like enough like if you're gonna be bagel boss open invite yeah no you've always it's just i don't want to schedule anything well dude i didn't know where what am i going to be that fucking weirdo that hangs out outside you know i liked i that's you were like i can be there whenever i'm only 85 minutes away i just needed to know that that's the thing i needed i do have a family dude i'm just dude i'm just 85 he goes we started six on the dot and when i i like got a little bit stoned and i left connecticut and it said i was

gonna arrive at 602 oh and i was like new york traffic i thought i was gonna be here like 6 30 but my girl's fucking hustle got you there that's a rider die right there she is man she's in the car all right we we need a we need to cruise on over the show i think all right later fellas thanks for having me i gotta get some food if you want to buy a shirt come dot town i should be restocked uh shortly the day after this airs people are gonna get a classic and those are flying off the shelf so you do it once they when they get posted camp out on that website yeah check them out all right later bye you